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[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 363 | 40,100 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | "This meeting will now come to order." Steve's brain lazily tapped the gavel on the desk. Sluggish before the electric buzz of the morning's caffeine, Steve's brain peered out over the gathering before it and collected it's thoughts.
"As I'm sure many of us are aware, 'we' ingested an entire carne asada super burrito... | 3 | 0 | 363 | 40,101 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | "Everyone quiet down, quiet down." said the Brain. "We need to get to today's order of business of rewarding our top performing member. So without any delays, like last year, it's liver again. Please give some warm applause."
The other organs groaned with disapproval.
Liver looked too tired to give any indication of ha... | 2 | 0 | 363 | 40,102 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | They sat at a round table, so that each one's voice would carry equally...but the Brain did get the comfy chair.
"For today's meeting, we have several related points to go over. We'll start with Gallbladder this time around. Status report, please?"
"Sir. Stomach's rush order last lunch, consisting of a 24 oz greasy b... | 9 | 0 | 363 | 40,103 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | "Order."
The words echoed across the room, despite the low volume. "He is waking soon. We must be prepared." Collective heads nodded. This was the Morning Ritual. "I have finished processing yesterday, and I must say that... certain things... were unsatisfactory. Excellent work, Liver. You've been getting your practic... | 27 | 0 | 363 | 40,104 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 363 | 40,105 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | *Note: this is from the perspective of my body. I have celiac, meaning my autoimmune system attacks my small intestine whenever it digests gluten.*
Brain sat at the head of the long table and shuffled some papers in front of him. "Alright, let's get this show on the road. We're to wake up in a half hour, so let's get... | 16 | 0 | 363 | 40,106 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | “THIS IS GI COMMANDER TO GENERAL, WE ARE UNDER ATTACK, I REPEAT WE ARE UNDER ATTACK”
“Sir, GI Commander is under attack, they are requesting immediate backup, they cannot identify the attackers”, said lieutenant Nerve, head of the Nervous system. There was a bead of sweat dripping from his head, and his hand was shaki... | 15 | 0 | 363 | 40,107 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 363 | 40,108 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | "Good job on yesterday's run!" Brain exclaimed, " I know, you might think of me as a slave driver but I'm proud you guys, Moving along ... any reports or petitions?".
"Last refueling was about 10 hours ago, requesting Food!" -Stomach.
"I vote for pancakes with a ton of syrup and bacon!"-Tongue
"Can we have something... | 6 | 0 | 363 | 40,109 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | Bonded together through very tangible links, the committee congregated once again in the predawn hours. They hadn't met this early in years, with the previous change in management styles in '09. After Adam got married, it seemed like the committee had nothing but smooth-sailing. Until She came back around.
"Mr. Cortex... | 7 | 0 | 363 | 40,110 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | The sensory organs were always first to arrive at the dusty conference room. The eyes paused, then offered their customary front row seat to the inner ears. The Brain entered with a shuffle and took a seat at the head of the table. The body's digestive track arrived next with a touch of hesitation. The brain focuse... | 7 | 0 | 363 | 40,111 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | Brain started in as usual.
"If today goes like yesterday, kidneys are going to need to do a better job. She hasn't been drinking enough water. I'll try to remind her, but Addy over here," she signaled to the adrenal gland, "keeps stressing her out. Will you calm it down please, Addy?"
Addy's voice shook with exci... | 4 | 0 | 363 | 40,112 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | "Look, can we make this quick? I've got a four o'clock I've gotta be back for" Colon said irritably as he took his seat. He was the last of the organs to sit down, and was rarely ever on time.
"I'll try to keep this quick", Brain sighed. He had been running these meetings for as long as he could remember. Although he ... | 1 | 0 | 363 | 40,113 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 363 | 40,114 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | Murmurs echoed around the chamber as the rest of the council filed in. The Brain rested atop the podium, watching the rest of the organs take their seats. When everyone arrived The Brain hammered the gavel, and the room fell silent.
"Order! Order! The council meeting of this, the 22nd year on the 4th month and 23rd da... | 7 | 0 | 363 | 40,115 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 363 | 40,116 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | The cells were first to the chamber. Thick business papers were laid on each desk for the meeting, although the Councillors already had them and could probably have bought their own. The numerous reports from units across the organisation made for over 1000 pages, and there were awards for the unit with the longest rep... | 2 | 0 | 363 | 40,117 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 363 | 40,118 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | The chamber had become loud and practically unmanageable after the first five minutes as it always had. The lungs were questioning why the brain was in charge since without it's refineries, the hemoglobin that ran the entire operation would be practically useless. The heart was of course boasting to the lungs about the... | 1 | 0 | 363 | 40,119 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | Glance of the eyeballs
Tells the brain to tell anus
Coast is clear to fart | 1 | 0 | 363 | 40,120 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | The Brain. The Brain is always first. He just thinks he’s so important, doesn’t he? Always starting the meeting off the same way, in that weird, rumbling voice that somehow radiates throughout the entire nervous system.
“Alright, let’s start with the recap from yesterday as usual. Remember folks, cephal to caudal, jus... | 5 | 0 | 363 | 40,121 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | There is actually a very cool story from a Greek author (too big to translate, sorry) where after an motorcycle accident that put the brain ("boss") into a coma, a meeting takes place between the remaining organs to discuss the situation. The "slow" large intestine and the smart but paranoid small intestine get there f... | 2 | 0 | 363 | 40,122 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | "As you are all well aware, yesterday was a disaster. However, I have been brainstorming ideas and believe we can turn this around."
The brain loved to talk about "brainstorming". He would bring it up several times every meeting just to show it off. This power that set him above the others. We all had our unique abili... | 1 | 0 | 363 | 40,123 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | Brain impatiently glanced at its synapses.
"I'm telling you, it was a long night."
This was the third time Spleen had offered the excuse. Eyes rolled. "How would you know?" they glared in unison.
Spleen offered nothing, but everyone saw Nose twitch.
Brain sighed a soft pulse of electric frustration. It wasn't u... | 1 | 0 | 363 | 40,124 |
[WP] Thousands of years in the future, human minds occupy manufactured bodies in far away galaxies. Two friends theorize what it must have felt like to fill human bodies living on Earth. | (OT) Is this, perhaps, inspired by The Final Question? | 1 | 0 | 11 | 40,125 |
[WP] Thousands of years in the future, human minds occupy manufactured bodies in far away galaxies. Two friends theorize what it must have felt like to fill human bodies living on Earth. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 11 | 40,126 |
[WP] Thousands of years in the future, human minds occupy manufactured bodies in far away galaxies. Two friends theorize what it must have felt like to fill human bodies living on Earth. | "I bet it musta been hard living in Antarctica, the snow musta clogged 'em up summat good."
"Nah, idjit, they were organic, remember? Organics don't get clogged, haven't you ever been to that zoo?"
The small one nodded, so the large one continued.
"Well, it was like with them bears. We just pranced about in the snow... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 40,127 |
[WP] Thousands of years in the future, human minds occupy manufactured bodies in far away galaxies. Two friends theorize what it must have felt like to fill human bodies living on Earth. | As the white dwarf Cassiopeon 132 reached its zenith, F1o heightened the priority of the external temperature reading in her mental subroutine. For a whole ten minutes, she dedicated 33.4% of her awareness to the fact that the air around her heated up to a maximum of -25.9 degrees Celcius and drop back down. This would... | 3 | 0 | 11 | 40,128 |
[WP] One day your guardian angel appears and tells you about all the kick-ass protection you've been getting. | Ephraim
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"Who in the world can honestly say they've been visited by an angel? Who *would* willingly subject themselves to that kind of scrutiny and general public humiliation."
She stopped to think about that for a moment. After a memory about her family life back in Missouri, she shook her head with a wr... | 36 | 0 | 82 | 40,129 |
[WP] One day your guardian angel appears and tells you about all the kick-ass protection you've been getting. | "W-who are you?"
I splutter, scrambling to turn off the light. It's not usually this bright, even at 3:30am. Plus, I'm around 95% sure I turned it off before I passed out.
*"Who am I? You're asking me who the fuck I am? You serious right now Tim?"*
Okay, so she's sassy. Wait, she? *Wait*. Tim? It seems sassy knows m... | 3 | 0 | 82 | 40,130 |
[WP] One day your guardian angel appears and tells you about all the kick-ass protection you've been getting. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 82 | 40,131 |
[WP] One day your guardian angel appears and tells you about all the kick-ass protection you've been getting. | Hello, my name is Lionel, yes the wings are real, that’s why I’m standing, wings and chairs don’t really go well together.
I am <omitted>’s guardian angel, yes that <omitted>, sitting right over there, between the skinny guy and the bearded guy. I’m not really an alcoholic, I just drink so <omitted>... | 10 | 0 | 82 | 40,132 |
[WP] One day your guardian angel appears and tells you about all the kick-ass protection you've been getting. | "So, your name is Esther?"
"That's correct, Jamie." She nods, a glimmer dancing around the room.
"My guardian angel." Jamie looks over to the wall where his prosthetic leg rests. "I don't believe you did a very good job."
"If you're talking about Fallujah, then yes. I will take full responsibility for what happened t... | 10 | 0 | 82 | 40,133 |
[WP] One day your guardian angel appears and tells you about all the kick-ass protection you've been getting. | Another day of masturbating. I wish it was someone else. Oh well, gotta use it, otherwise I'll lose it. The strokes become faster, I swell turgidly, bend myself in pleasure. As the levee's break, the room is filled by with a strange, golden luminescence. I shriek in a strange sensation of elation and horror as an avera... | 1 | 0 | 82 | 40,134 |
[WP] One day your guardian angel appears and tells you about all the kick-ass protection you've been getting. | It happened suddenly.
I was walking along the sidewalk, minding my own business. My feet were on autopilot and my mind, as usual, was a million miles away. I was thinking about the new car I wanted. It was a convertible sports car. Big engine, lots of horsepower. I had wanted another sports car since I sold my l... | 1 | 0 | 82 | 40,135 |
[WP] One day your guardian angel appears and tells you about all the kick-ass protection you've been getting. | I woke up to what I thought was sunlight, rolled over, squinted at the clock. 3:33 AM. *What...*
I forced my eyes open before they'd fully adjusted, and *oh my god* there was someone in my room. "What the fuck?!" I yelled, trying to jump out of bed and only succeeding in getting my legs tangled in the sheets.
The man... | 0 | 0 | 82 | 40,136 |
[WP] One day your guardian angel appears and tells you about all the kick-ass protection you've been getting. | I was standing on the top of the rock that I had known since childhood, that faced the ferocious tides of the Bay, trying to look to the other side, where maybe someone else was doing the same thing.
I used to come here as a kid and watch these waves for hours, as, they hit the rocks and flew in every direction throu... | 0 | 0 | 82 | 40,137 |
[WP] One day your guardian angel appears and tells you about all the kick-ass protection you've been getting. | I'm dreaming again.
Here it comes; I look up... *windshield*. And now I'm bleeding everywhere, blinded by the red, stumbling out of that smell only I know about. It doesn't have a name.
Of course this is a dream. It's already happened. Let's find the grass again - let's wait for help. Man, so much blood. My body mu... | 1 | 0 | 82 | 40,138 |
[WP] One day your guardian angel appears and tells you about all the kick-ass protection you've been getting. | I was eating cereal when he came. Not the good kind of cereal either. The bargain brand kind that comes in bags of sadness. No toy here, kids. No cartoon character or happy rainbow. Just a picture of a guy in a faded suit trying to look like he wasn't about to kill himself.
It wasn't that the cereal mattered. Nothin... | 1 | 0 | 82 | 40,139 |
[WP] One day your guardian angel appears and tells you about all the kick-ass protection you've been getting. | Do you understand you're a horrible protectee? Every day I work for you, trying to make you live a happy and fulfilling life, but you're so goddamn unappreciative. When you finished that book you were unhappy that it was over. How entitled do you have to be? I used to work to protect that Josef Stalin character. He *ma... | 1 | 0 | 82 | 40,140 |
And then I told her it was purple |
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[WP] No one lives in the dorm room adjacent to yours. It's 3AM, you've just finished studying, and you're walking down the hall to your room. While passing by, you knock on the empty room door just for the hell of it. Someone answers. | The last knock trails off as an echo down the hallway, I'm already turning around and leaving when I hear it. The lock on the door slowly clicks out of place. I look back and the handle is moving downwards, shuddering and cracking. The door begins to open, it's grinding on its own hinges as if it hasn't been opened in ... | 2 | 0 | 15 | 40,142 |
[WP]An air ship stumbles across an island in the sky. What does the crew find there? | "Sir, obstruction 500 yards directly to our right side. It's not a cloud, but I can't make it out."
"Let's go take a look at it. Might be the cause of the strange weather back in town. After all, we've spent three days up here, seen nothing but clouds."
"Sir?"
"You've got me. If that doesn't look like an island... | 2 | 0 | 21 | 40,143 |
[WP]An air ship stumbles across an island in the sky. What does the crew find there? | The Captain strode back and forth along the deck, heeled boots causing hollow thumps on sanded wooden boards. The sound echoed eerily when he vanished from sight at the far end, and though he reappeared shortly afterward, Figwad's chest still clenched with unease.
The crew went about their work, ignoring the Captai... | 9 | 0 | 21 | 40,144 |
You are traveling alone by train through the cold, snowy mountains. It's night time, everyone is asleep. Suddenly the train lurches to a stop.... |
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[WP] A tribal warrior finds out that his foreign wife has been and is being abused by her brother. | I watch her face as she returns to my fire. She is pale, and she sits with her hands folded, rubbing one wrist with her other thumb. Her eyes are unfocused as she stares into the fire.
When I pass by her, she moves from my hand on her plump, round shoulder. I cannot contain my frown. I have let things pass long enoug... | 6 | 0 | 3 | 40,146 |
[WP] While sitting with her college study group, a voice is heard from Stacy's laptop which states: "Agent presence confirmed, initiate protocol Sixsmith". | "What's protocol Christmas?" Said Sam.
"What?" Asked Stacey.
"Protocol Christmas, your computer seems to be initiating it." Replied Sam.
"No," interjected Stephen, "it was protocol swiss sticks. It clearly said swiss sticks."
"You've got gunk in your ears." said Sam "the voice said Christmas."
Stacey firmly remind... | 7 | 0 | 18 | 40,147 |
God's Own Bug Report |
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[WP] Someone, somewhere, will create a pen that survives the apocalypse. Write the story of that pen. | I was in the middle of an outline for a new story when there was a flash in the sky and I was dropped. My owner yelled to his family that they needed to get to the basement immediately. The calamity in the house was nothing compared to what came next.
The walls started shaking first. Then the real explosion hit. C... | 4 | 0 | 3 | 40,149 |
[WP] You are traveling alone by train through the cold, snowy mountains. It's night time, everyone is asleep. Suddenly the train lurches to a stop.... | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 19 | 40,150 |
[WP] You are traveling alone by train through the cold, snowy mountains. It's night time, everyone is asleep. Suddenly the train lurches to a stop.... | Joseph darted his eyes back and forth between the train's windows and passengers. All were asleep, but Joseph hadn't risen through the ranks of the German Army by fighting his instincts. Someone was watching him, he was sure of that. The train's PA system turned on.
*Attention all passengers,* came the smooth female v... | 15 | 0 | 19 | 40,151 |
[WP] You are traveling alone by train through the cold, snowy mountains. It's night time, everyone is asleep. Suddenly the train lurches to a stop.... | I have a final in about half an hour so once I finish that, I'll continue this one.
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The brakes held the tires in a vice grip, immediately slowing down the train. Unfortunately for me, I did not slow down with it. I fell forward, slamming my face against the ground in front of me. Dazed, I crawled under my sea... | 2 | 0 | 19 | 40,152 |
[WP] You are traveling alone by train through the cold, snowy mountains. It's night time, everyone is asleep. Suddenly the train lurches to a stop.... | Twelve hour days are usually the worst. I say usually because on those days that I only have to work for 8, they feel like 12, which for some reason seems to be worse than the regular 12 hour days. The train ride home was one of my only times to be alone. Between the job, my wife, , the newborn, the 3 year old son, ... | 2 | 0 | 19 | 40,153 |
[WP] You are traveling alone by train through the cold, snowy mountains. It's night time, everyone is asleep. Suddenly the train lurches to a stop.... | Charlie tossed the empty bottle of scotch from the caboose car, he listened for the shattering glass but it was drowned out by the giant steam engine whistle, then the locomotive brakes. He was reaching for a second bottle of scotch in his coat when the train came to a sudden halt and it dropped onto the track, there w... | 4 | 0 | 19 | 40,154 |
[WP] You are traveling alone by train through the cold, snowy mountains. It's night time, everyone is asleep. Suddenly the train lurches to a stop.... | One afternoon after work I felt the need to get away. Out of the city, away from my dead end job, away from my family and friends and the pressures of everyday life. It was a Thursday and I decided right then and there I would take a long weekend, likely no one would even notice I was gone.
I boarded the first train a... | 2 | 0 | 19 | 40,155 |
[WP] You are traveling alone by train through the cold, snowy mountains. It's night time, everyone is asleep. Suddenly the train lurches to a stop.... | [The train lurches to stop as the insides start separating and reconfiguring into exposed mechanical works and heavy armor plating.](http://soundfxnow.com/soundfx/Transformers-Transforming.mp3) Sam Whitwicky, now 43, is ejected unceremoniously into the snow.
As the rest of the people in the transformed train car spill... | 2 | 0 | 19 | 40,156 |
[WP] You are traveling alone by train through the cold, snowy mountains. It's night time, everyone is asleep. Suddenly the train lurches to a stop.... | In comparison to boats, trains are much easier on the inner ear – at least on Stellas’ inner ear, anyhow. Trains, thank God, dont bring Stella to her knees in front of whatever toilet, sink, or trashcan that has the unfortunate fate of being nearby. Even the mind bogglingly enormous cruise ships mostly frequented by th... | 2 | 0 | 19 | 40,157 |
[WP] You've just signed away your life. | I handed the papers to the man. He took them quickly read them over, nodded, and told me to be at this building two weeks from now. I left the building thinking about what I just done. It was the right choice I thought, I'd come home a hero. Two weeks later, Two weeks later it was April 4th 1944. I looked at the buildi... | 4 | 0 | 12 | 40,158 |
[WP] You've just signed away your life. | It took a long time. I was told it wouldn’t take this long. I was nervous – did I overestimate my speed? My memory? I wiped my hands and waited for an additional prompt to signal the process was complete. Still it dragged, and still I waited. Perhaps I was misled.
I nursed my steaming mug of coffee and glanced outsid... | 3 | 0 | 12 | 40,159 |
[WP] You've just signed away your life. | Dieter Hagedorn sits on the parapet of the castle, looking out at the expanse of the sea. Some twenty, thirty miles away, a massive opaque wall of clouds blocks the horizon. Terrible flashes of lightning roil within the storm, the only clue to the deadly waves and merciless winds that inhabit the man-made hurricane. Th... | 3 | 0 | 12 | 40,160 |
[WP] You've just signed away your life. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 12 | 40,161 |
[WP] You've just signed away your life. | I don't regret a second of it. I want to make that clear right now.
It was necessary, you see? *Absolutely* necessary. We just weren't up to the task. Outside of films, space ships just don't have huge glaring weak points. Cocky mavericks don't become heroes, they just die. Horribly. Something else was needed.
One of... | 4 | 0 | 12 | 40,162 |
[WP] You've just signed away your life. | Today is my 16th birthday. My father looked at me with a great sense of pride today and he called me a man as he pulled out my birthday present wrapped in goat skin. It was very heavy yet balanced. I knew what it was before removing the cloth. It was a sword. Hand crafted of the finest steel my father could afford, whi... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 40,163 |
[WP] You've just signed away your life. | I asked for a week to consider the contract, but I don't know why. I know I'm going to take the job. They could have written 'give us your firstborn' and I still would have taken it. Pride is something you must be able to afford, and I can't. I see the extra hours written between the lines, the long, dark, exhausted ho... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 40,164 |
[WP] You've just signed away your life. | I walked through my school
Proud shirt upon my back
I signed up for the Corps
I'm prepared to take the flack
**You've just signed away your life
*And now you march to war
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*What troubles that await you, son
*
What have you signed for?
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I marched along through war
Many demons did I face
And through... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 40,165 |
Write a story featuring the TMNT turtle's namesakes Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael as Kung Fu crime fighters during the renaissance. |
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[WP] A guy goes back in time with the sole purpose of writing himself into history. | *"There's only one way to be immortal, kid. You gotta live on in name."*
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The words of John's father rang on in his head. He would live on in name, no question about that. The one sure way to be most remembered would be to kill the man who was the most remembered. The President of the United States.
John knew h... | 6 | 0 | 13 | 40,167 |
[WP] A guy goes back in time with the sole purpose of writing himself into history. | He’d spent the last year at his typewriter. It was a Corona 3 typewriter, from 1912, it had cost him a fortune to buy and keep in perfect working condition, but it was an essential part of his plan. He’d spent hundreds of thousands of dollars purchasing early manuscripts from Joyce, Faulkner, Steinbeck, Hemingway, and ... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 40,168 |
[WP] A world where pollution of the atmosphere has caused governments to implement Lung Licenses due to limited oxygen. People who cannot afford to pay for their lungs have them removed. You are three weeks late on your last payment and they debt collectors are on their way to your house. | Its finally the day. The day that we've been waiting for with such uncomfortable, forced patience. I know I'm prepared, yet the fear of the coming tumult still sends a slight chill up my spine. I know I'm safe. Hell, I have all 13 of the famed *Bruti* here, and I am the key to their plan. Even with such defense on my s... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 40,169 |
Rewrite a story from the Bible as a rap |
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[WP] Secondhand Robots | I don't suppose it's supposed to be legal, but around the corners, behind closed doors, you can always find a Robot Ring. The advancing technology of robotics has made it that developments in robotic technology is accelerating, not slowing down. So many people turn to scrape yards to recycle their metals, rare earth m... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 40,171 |
[WP] Secondhand Robots | "How much for that one?"
"Oh, you don't want that one... it's so old! What about this one? New VAC-2 model of labour 'bot.Does general purpose hauling and maintenance, and has built-in safeguards and an auto-kill switch!"
"Does it do general house tasks?"
"Well, sure! Builds additions to your house, fixes plumbing, ... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 40,172 |
[WP] Secondhand Robots | As a kid, Tim used to visit garage sales with his grandma on weekends. They would get up early, and open the newspaper together at the kitchen table. His grandma would take down her map of the city from its resting place in the cupboard over the phone, and open it alongside the newspaper. Tim always loved what happened... | 3 | 0 | 13 | 40,173 |
[WP] Secondhand Robots | Peter passed by the Humanoid Society shelter every day on his way home from work. He didn't have much of a life outside of work. He had been living in New Texas for two years and had yet to make any friends. One day, on a whim, Peter decided to stop at the shelter and look into adopting a robot companion.
Inside th... | 5 | 0 | 13 | 40,174 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,175 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | Everybody loves Hitler.
It's 8 o'clock sharp, not that time matters in the eternal kingdom of heaven, and the Impale Adolf Hitler Interactive Exhibit opens up right on schedule. The angels have been waiting. Popcorn in one hand and pitchforks in the other, the moment the exhibit opens, all the good people of heaven go... | 3,969 | 4 | 1,946 | 40,176 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | It was quite nice up in heaven. You never found yourself wanting for much, never hungry, never uncomfortable. The temperature was just perfect. Bill had thought this was a pretty sweet deal. After a long life on earth, he could kick back for eternity and actually enjoy living.
There were tons of other people up in hea... | 392 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,177 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | I blew out a long, slow breath as I waited for the angels to be given the signal from The Almighty Himself. My feet itched and my palms were damp. What was taking so long?
My brother, Manny, gave me a small nudge. "Jon, calm down, dude." I looked at him, at his brown eyes full of concern. I still couldn't believe I wa... | 35 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,178 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | My fingers curl around the metal barrier and I press my face against the bars. The stink curling from the vent chokes me as I wait.
Soon I see the familiar shape of her crumpled body and blackened back. Her screams fold into the roar of the inferno. She does not look at me; she will never let her son see how agony ca... | 12 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,179 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,180 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,181 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,182 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,183 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,184 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,185 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | -1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,186 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | -1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,187 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | -1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,188 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | -1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,189 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | -1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,190 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | John crept up to the cell, shaking, sweating. He couldn’t take this any more. The angels faced him implacably; their serene faces with their hateful half-smiles, incongruent among the screams that filled the corridor. The corridor was infinite in length, and every day every man, woman and child was brought along it, br... | 57 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,191 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,192 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,193 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,194 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,195 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,196 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,197 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | A modern-day version of Dante's Inferno with a freak show twist, great job man. One of the better things I've read on Reddit! | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,198 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,199 |
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