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[FF] Make me feel something in one sentence	Mr Johnson was always alone, even into death.	1	11	9,300
[FF] Make me feel something in one sentence	The mother locked the door again.	1	11	9,301
[WP] Death pleads with a doctor to stop prolonging the suffering of a terminally ill patient.	"Mummy? Mummy, is that you?" Their soul shimmers gently and I reach out an ethereal hand. "Don't worry. We'll get you to Mummy soon. Just hold on a little longer, okay?" "It's dark... and it's really lonely here. I wanna be with Mummy. It's kinda scary too. Are you the monster under my bed?" Soft giggles. "You're a v...	153	114	9,302
[WP] Death pleads with a doctor to stop prolonging the suffering of a terminally ill patient.	“Not you again,” scowled Susan. “Can’t you see I’m busy?” “Fine, I’ll stop time then.” Before Susan could object, Death had snapped his fingers and the world around her stood still. Susan sighed, “Who do you want?” “Mr. Bailey.” “What? But it isn’t his time yet.” “I know.” “You can’t go around claiming people...	28	114	9,303
[WP] Death pleads with a doctor to stop prolonging the suffering of a terminally ill patient.	"Why must you prolong my stay here?" Death stared the doctor in the eyes, even though the doctor couldn't hear it. Or see him for that matter, but Death knew that his ideas were getting through to the doctor. Death already knew why this was going on, the doctor was clinging on to hope, but this just makes the loss hard...	3	114	9,304
[WP] Death pleads with a doctor to stop prolonging the suffering of a terminally ill patient.	Death was not at all like I imagined. You see the pictures on the internet, and in paintings and carved into rock walls. As long as we've been alive, we've been showing death. I thought it would be more... skeletal. But no. To me, Death looked like a man in a black suit. Keeping up with the fashion of the times, he s...	63	114	9,305
[WP] Death pleads with a doctor to stop prolonging the suffering of a terminally ill patient.	Death entered the hospital bedroom, cloaked in black night and carrying a smell of rotting flesh appropriate to the locale. The doctor, carefully studying an elderly patient on life support, watched his nemesis approach. Death spoke first. Why do you keep this woman alive? The doctor was shocked. This was no God...	12	114	9,306
[WP] Death pleads with a doctor to stop prolonging the suffering of a terminally ill patient.	"What do you have to gain by keeping this poor woman alive Doctor?" I was not inpatient with the man, annoyed would be the word I think humans would use. I mean, really, what does he have to gain? "She is young. She has a chance still, for a future, for a family. She smacked her head when she fell, nothing other than...	3	114	9,307
[WP] Death pleads with a doctor to stop prolonging the suffering of a terminally ill patient.	[deleted]	-2	114	9,308
[WP] Death pleads with a doctor to stop prolonging the suffering of a terminally ill patient.	Beady eyes stared down a beaked nose as Death, Lord of Souls, stood over the woman lying in the hospital bed. A voice, authoritative but meager given the circumstances, piped up behind him. "Don't you lay a finger on her." Death turned, slowly, and locked eyes with the man who dared to challenge him; with the man who...	6	114	9,309
[WP] Death pleads with a doctor to stop prolonging the suffering of a terminally ill patient.	"You know there is still two weeks left for him to live. Wouldn't you rather spend that time with him?" She looked at the ground, not quite sure what to do or say. She never expected this to happen. It's unnatural. "Yes, please do it. It hurts to see him in pain like this all the time. I want him comfortable." It wa...	8	114	9,310
[WP] Death pleads with a doctor to stop prolonging the suffering of a terminally ill patient.	"Pardon me, but what are you doing here?" The doctor asked, edging around the foot of the bed so he could see the face of the man in the black suit. "Visiting an old friend." The quiet voice whispered. "These are visitation hours," the physician replied. "This man is deathly ill. Your presence could cause him to die....	3	114	9,311
[WP] Death pleads with a doctor to stop prolonging the suffering of a terminally ill patient.	"Come now John, must you be so distant? I would like to think that we were old friends, colleagues, even." She reached across the cage table and laid her hand on mine - the burn of her icy touch forcing me to recoil in shock. A a brief moment of shock passed over her as well. Her fingers left hanging in the air, al...	3	114	9,312
[WP] Death pleads with a doctor to stop prolonging the suffering of a terminally ill patient.	"Do you think I'm a horrible person for saying that?" I take in her appearance as she pours yet another cup of coffee. She is obviously exhausted, hasn't slept in days, but can't bear the thought of falling asleep while on duty watching her mother. She wants her mother to die, but not alone; she wants her mother's suf...	2	114	9,313
[WP] The Nazis won World War II and took over the world. Write an exert from a history book describing the holocaust.	So here's the thing. If the Nazis won the war, history books would have gone one of two directions. 1: Claim a great victory via decimation of Jews, Gypsies, other inferiors. Praise the leadership's accomplishments relentlessly. The more likely 2: Bury it. Those camps were secret for a reason. A number of people h...	14	46	9,314
[WP] The Nazis won World War II and took over the world. Write an exert from a history book describing the holocaust.	jew (joo) n. ; tr.v. jewed, jew·ing, jews (Vulgar) ; adj. jew·ish (Vulgar) 1. People(s) of Semitic ancestry claiming heritage from the Hebrew Israelite People (Biblical). More recently, a member of the Jews for World Zion (JWZ) terrorist organization. 2. To fight from the shadows. To fight in a cowardly fashion. 3...	56	46	9,315
[WP] The Nazis won World War II and took over the world. Write an exert from a history book describing the holocaust.	*excerpt	0	46	9,316
[WP] The Nazis won World War II and took over the world. Write an exert from a history book describing the holocaust.	"Men will ask, 'What is the value in understanding the Jew? Isn't the Jew a desperate thing whose day is long done?' To ask that question is to attempt to comprehend light without knowing dimness. It is to see the sun at midday and never grasp the idea of evening. For the Jews were nothing if not the last failing glimm...	11	46	9,317
[IP] Space suit...	"Last contacts have been connected. Cabin, initialize startup. Ground, standby for success or fail confirmation." "Initializing." "Standing by. Receiving data. Congratulations OS, mission success. Good job Jess, the radar is back online. You still have plenty of oxygen left. Secure the panel and enjoy 20 minutes of ...	1	6	9,318
[WP] The story of a genius from his/her normal companion's perspective?	There are too many damn brainiacs in this godforsaken shithole, Brigadier General Graves thought to himself. If it was his choice, he'd be out on the front lines in Europe, bringing the fight to those fucking Krauts. But he was good at organization, so he got stuck with a bunch of hippy liberal twats. Instead of fig...	2	1	9,319
[WP] You are a someone who faked his/her death in an elaborate ruse only to return several years later, but you ultimately decide to stay under the radar.	Thankyou very much. No longer the King, only a pawn. Pawns thanked people for bringing their food. As King, people threw delicacies of the highest sort at him if he merely hinted he might desire it. Being a pawn was much better. The King in exile shuffled back to his table. His body was still getting used to be...	2	7	9,320
[WP] You are a someone who faked his/her death in an elaborate ruse only to return several years later, but you ultimately decide to stay under the radar.	He walks. It took a while to be able to do that again. But still, he walks. Down the block, to the deli around the corner. His pockets packed with presidents, he orders a sandwich. He lives the dream. He used to pursue riches, but now he just spends money. His name is changed. Amar, he now goes by. His name is changed ...	2	7	9,321
[PM] I am bored, sad and writing helps.	From the sidebar: Only post these if you intend on responding to a few within six hours of posting, otherwise it will be removed. Please respond in the thread, otherwise it defeats the point of posting here. When people give you prompts, they like to see what you do with them. Since you are sad, how about writing ...	2	2	9,322
[PM] I am bored, sad and writing helps.	A person of your choice talks down a suicidal jumper. Your twist: The ledge is only a couple feet high. There appears to be no actual chance of serious injury. Make of that what you will.	2	2	9,323
[PM] I am bored, sad and writing helps.	Write something about a pilot . Military , civilian , modern , WW2 , WW1 , futuristic , anything you want.	2	2	9,324
[PM] I am bored, sad and writing helps.	After leaving his house for a stroll to the shop for some crisps, Teddy meets a ___ who never really ____s.	1	2	9,325
You finally meet the girl/guy of your dreams and fall in love [LITERALLY]	"Is haunted the right word? Haunted. Haunted? Nah, whatever. It doesn't matter." /u/xUsuSx had spent months thinking about what he was going to say, but the words weren't coming. Not as he had hoped. What he meant to say was that this chance encounter could not have been just by chance. It started around Hallowe...	35	19	9,326
You finally meet the girl/guy of your dreams and fall in love [LITERALLY]	Hate is something I've never needed from anyone else but myself. Maybe it's been too much rejection, my dryness, un-smiling face, sarcastic personality, I don't know. I'm a self loathing prick like too many others and that's that. Yeah, that's probably how I would describe myself prior to falling in love. And by love ...	3	19	9,327
You finally meet the girl/guy of your dreams and fall in love [LITERALLY]	I saw her again that night. Black her, freckles, short shorts, and I knew she played bass but I wasn't sure how I knew. We didn't speak in the dream, just kissed. I woke up in love, looked around the the empty room. I picked up my guitar and strummed a tune, imagining she was playing along beside me with her bass. ...	3	19	9,328
You finally meet the girl/guy of your dreams and fall in love [LITERALLY]	[deleted]	1	19	9,329
You finally meet the girl/guy of your dreams and fall in love [LITERALLY]	His hands were melting. Great, Arthur thought. He knew now what had been niggling at him as he'd stared across the room at the two-headed man; it had all felt so casual and real that such a seemingly obvious clue had not shaken him into lucidity. But his hands would do it every time. He stared at them a second time...	2	19	9,330
{WP) It has been one thousand years since Civilization as we know it ended. Only recently in the past decade has the dust and radiation started to clear up, only recently has the forest started to grow. The beasts are restless.	A long story, only [part one](http://samwise-stories.tumblr.com/post/73714776070/18-1-14) though! I'll update with part two at some point! -018	1	15	9,331
{WP) It has been one thousand years since Civilization as we know it ended. Only recently in the past decade has the dust and radiation started to clear up, only recently has the forest started to grow. The beasts are restless.	Very enjoyable read! The story flowed well, seemed like a good amount of thought was put into it.	1	15	9,332
[OT] Using Monologue Structure in Writing	I also thought after posting of how colored language, dialect, and slang can also be helpful when writing this style. It helps image the character in the story.	1	6	9,333
[OT] Using Monologue Structure in Writing	[deleted]	1	6	9,334
[CW] A short story or poem where the first letters of every line or sentence form a word or phrase that turns the ending on its head.	She's out in the garden now, laughing her head off. Hot day in sunny June and the sky is as blue as the sea. Everyone's sitting on the porch, watching her with a smile on their faces, maybe remembering the days when they themselves were children. So warm with the heat of the day, Pimms is flowing liberally, and the jug...	10	5	9,335
[CW] A short story or poem where the first letters of every line or sentence form a word or phrase that turns the ending on its head.	He said he loves me and it will never happen again; so please don’t worry Everything will be better, I know it. He said he was really, really sorry Look the bruises has healed, you can barely see it Please leave us alone, I’m ok! Please.. just drop it Maybe I shouldn’t have told you, you don’t understand Everybody...	7	5	9,336
[CW] A short story or poem where the first letters of every line or sentence form a word or phrase that turns the ending on its head.	I lie in bed, trying to sleep over the cries of a baby. My wife walks into the room. She looks as tired as I feel. Despite her exhaustion, she tries to smile at me as she approaches. "You shouldn't worry about me, Christine," I say. "You still have the boy to care for." I see her smile fade. "You're still importan...	2	5	9,337
[CW] Only those who fear death ever die	The night sky has never arrived by surprise The sun does not fade into the edge of the Earth Without blue fading red Fading black One does not fear the darkness One fears what lurks within Or without Unknown or unseen Yet the ebony cloak protects From agony, from cold As hands continue their clockwo...	6	8	9,338
[CW] Only those who fear death ever die	Death is becoming an unusual concept to me. The more I see it, the more unusual it becomes. Whenever I made life, I made it well enough to stay alive, to live. But then I see it die, and everything changes. I begin to see people who are afraid of death. Only those who fear death ever die, and everyone fears death. I a...	3	8	9,339
[CW] Only those who fear death ever die	They say that the most hated and most followed man on Earth Are both cast the same way, when time comes for their rebirth. If your family surrounds you, or you expire on your own They say when time comes ticking, that we all die alone. ... Oh, Death’s a red eyed spectre, with skeleton and scythe, He comes to rip ...	3	8	9,340
[CW] Only those who fear death ever die	People think they fear death, but they really fear living. They don't want to do anything that could bring them closer to death, so they don't do anything at all. They fade into obscurity. The ones who are not afraid to live thrive. They rise above others. They do things. They make things. They are. The fearful are f...	1	8	9,341
[CW] Only those who fear death ever die	On the bleak horizon, a signpost came into view. Karen's eyes lite slightly as her shoulders raised and her pace quickened. “Come on! We made it to another checkpoint!” she demanded, beckoning wildly with her arms. Stark white letters against impeccable black let us know how far we had come. “44 Miles Remain” “It...	3	8	9,342
[WP] The Most Illegal Thing That Ever Happened	The dim light emitted from the lone torch that desperately tried to keep itself alive against the empowering cloak of darkness was almost futile. I clutched it tightly, mumbling a few prayers as I stealthily walked into chamber. The deep breath I had been holding slowly escaped. My eyes darted around anxiously, looking...	13	30	9,343
[WP] The Most Illegal Thing That Ever Happened	I slide the bullet into the chamber. The familiar click of the rifle calming my nerves. I exhale. What’s coming next can only be described as a Rube Goldburg of crime. I pull the trigger. The bullet explodes out of the chamber and into the heart of a Nun, through the face of a shorter nun and into the stomach of an ...	20	30	9,344
[WP] The Most Illegal Thing That Ever Happened	"Then he took the baseball bat and smacked the balls repeatably. It was fucking horrible considering I lost $100 I bet on the competition." Jim told his friend Patrick Suddenly the a police team consisting of several former US Marines busted down the doors of the bar Jim and Patrick was standing in. In a flash almost ...	3	30	9,345
OT- what do the numbers mean?	http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1u5qwn/modpost_happy_new_years_new_years_resolution/	8	4	9,346
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	[deleted]	0	156	9,347
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	The Chase had gone on for five long years. I looked over my shoulder as I was running, "Run son, faster, FASTER", they were behind me, all of them. I saw a building, "John head for the building, I'll hold them off." I did not know how I would do that, I had nothing with me. John ran on as he heard the screams of his ...	48	156	9,348
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	I have one (x-post, /r/oneparagraph): Four children. A yard. Maybe I'll plant sunflowers. She's a party-planner. Not necessarily by occupation, but she loves to make others feel special. I'm doing something technical. I worked hard to earn my position, but my strong jawline and quick jokes helped along the way. Money...	40	156	9,349
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	"Are you fucking crazy!" Tomas yelled at the the stranger in his living room. The house reeked of gasoline, promising an inferno. The stranger simply smiled, in one hand a pistol pointed at Tom's head and in the other a Zippo lighter. "Do you see what happens Tom!?" The man screamed. The manic smile never quite leavi...	160	156	9,350
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	Click. Click. Click. One minute. As the timer counted down the last few minutes of his life, Agent John Parsons felt the cold barrel of the gun against the side of his temple. "What is the bloody passcode, Parsons?" Thirty seconds. Parsons knew that revealing the passcode would compromise the safety of the entire...	43	156	9,351
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	"Get down!" I duck and watch the sword swing over my head, then turn to stare at the rotting corpse which had been seconds away from gouging my back. I nod in brief thanks and give my fellow party member a once-over. He has a gash all the way down his left arm. "Is that superficial or deep?" He looks at it and winc...	21	156	9,352
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	Julia woke, wincing in the harsh light, to see the doctor inspecting his instruments. He hummed a jolly tune to himself while laying the glittering tools out in front of him. She was lying upright on an operating table, her whole body at a forty-five degree angle. Her head felt thick with wool, from whatever he’d injec...	14	156	9,353
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	They were still after him. The creatures hadn't stopped. It felt like he'd run for hours, his muscles burning, his lungs screaming for air. The trees grew thicker, and he could hear the growling of the things getting closer. As he felt his legs start to give way, he noticed a low-hanging branch, and with the last of hi...	8	156	9,354
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	The gun wavered there. I knew I had one chance. "Don't do it man" Brian shook his head "It's over, She chose you. I just...I can't live with what I did to get her." I shook my head, Brian had been my best friend since kindergarten and I couldn't just leave him to kill himself and leave me with Jennifer. My voice tremb...	3	156	9,355
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	[deleted]	1	156	9,356
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	I held my breath for so long I thought my chest would explode. I could not let him hear me. If he did, it was all over. Footsteps approached the door. They were drawn out, deliberate and slow. He was torturing me, I knew it. I heard the key slot into the door and rattle around a bit. The door creaked upon as he clear...	5	156	9,357
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	We made our stand on the hilltop. They had hounded us for days and we couldn't run any more. We'd each agreed last night that this was the end. We would stand and fall as one, brothers in arms to the end. At dawn, we stood attention and chanted the passage about standing in the shadow of the valley of death. We said th...	2	156	9,358
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	Cody gripped his glass tightly. He could feel the sweat roll down his neck. It stuck to his shirt collar and stung. Time was running out. He could feel the room beginning to spin as the revelers continued on without notice. The night was young for them, but Cody knew it would soon come to an end for him. He had failed...	8	156	9,359
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	Jack's hand was wet, covered in saliva, and soon to be covered in his own vomit. Growling continued to flow from the same maw that had dropped a huge wad of spit on his hand, as it had for the last few seconds. This animal had chased Jack a quarter mile through the forest, and had now cornered him against a rock slide...	1	156	9,360
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	I had made it half way. I was over the border, finally. The raging thirst in my mouth was the only thing keeping me going. I needed water, and that's when i saw a cart in the distance, driving around. This was the first sign of humans i'd seen in days, and the first sign of hope i'd seen in years. I waved and they sp...	3	156	9,361
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	I know the edge is close behind me, but I'm helpless and back a little closer to it. "HA!! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD JUST WALK AWAY?" screamed Amy. She was all I thought I wanted in life at one time. I poured years into pursing her until she relented and went out on a date with me. Then came a whirlwind romance, and ...	2	156	9,362
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	People do like themselves a good show, Jacob thought to himself. Or at least, that's likely what his rational mind probably would've been thinking if it could get a word in edgewise. If he was thinking the way he normally would, Jacob might have a lot to say about the group of people beneath his precarious ledge at the...	4	156	9,363
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	The Cliffside shattered, chunks of soil and rock falling into the clearing in earthly rain. Inell dove to the side, fire scorching his shoulder. Tiny fissures of smoke rose from the cloth as he turned to face his opponent. Adrenaline pumped through his veins and time slowed almost to a stop. For a moment, he stood befo...	1	156	9,364
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	I awoke in darkness. I knew I'd been drugged. I blinked my eyes but they wouldn't adjust to the blackness. I tried to move but my limbs were immobile. Was I sitting? I was sitting on a chair. My hands and feet were tied. As my senses and wits trickled back to me, I became aware of muffled voices surrounding me. Some sp...	1	156	9,365
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	[deleted]	1	156	9,366
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	Is it all right if I wax some poetry? --- Casually walking home from my midnight shift All of a sudden I notice three distinct pairs of white eyes in the shadows No other facial features are visible in the darkness, and I start to go uneasy Thinking I'm being paranoid for no reason, I continue my walk home Sudden...	1	156	9,367
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	[deleted]	1	156	9,368
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	Left. Right. Police surrounded me. The mayor was struggling to break free from my hands. With the sweat coating my hands, it made it difficult to keep the knife to the mayor's neck. "It's all over, pal! Release the mayor. You're surrounded. If you kill him you're gonna die too, with no funeral." A cop said harshly, 9m...	1	156	9,369
[WP] Build up a tense scene, then destroy it with a deus ex machina.	The key to living in total isolation is to tie up all loose ends. Make sure nothing comes in or goes out without making sure it is worthless and contains nothing important *How I wish I had made sure everything was airtight. The computers, the cars, the MPAC, the jets, our credentials, everything. I had even gone ...	1	156	9,370
[WP] The dead have risen, you happen to be in your place of work (or education) when it happens.	[deleted]	1	21	9,371
[WP] The dead have risen, you happen to be in your place of work (or education) when it happens.	Day Z. Journal entry Nr.1 I traveled to Krasnostav, Russia for work, i was supposed to be repair the radio tower at Green Mountain. I took the bus to Pogorevka and fell asleep. I woke up as some man was shaking me: -Brat ! Bliat ! Nam nado iti ot suda ! I had no idea what he was saying, i came here not knowing any R...	6	21	9,372
[WP] The dead have risen, you happen to be in your place of work (or education) when it happens.	[deleted]	0	21	9,373
[WP] The dead have risen, you happen to be in your place of work (or education) when it happens.	Because this idea has never been written about...	1	21	9,374
[WP] The dead have risen, you happen to be in your place of work (or education) when it happens.	I thought lady luck had blessed me when I finally landed a job after months of unemployment. It was nights at the morgue, and just a custodian job. Cleaning up after people who assure themselves of their superiority over you is no confidence booster, but it was worth the pay, at least to me. The sanitation regulations...	4	21	9,375
[WP] The dead have risen, you happen to be in your place of work (or education) when it happens.	[deleted]	3	21	9,376
[WP] The dead have risen, you happen to be in your place of work (or education) when it happens.	I get up at 7:15, like I do most days. Then it's the same morning routine: shower, get dressed, eat cereal, browse reddit, and then it's off to the university. Nine AM classes aren't too bad, it's just my 8:30 am math class that's a killer. Then again it's only stats and not something brutal, like calculus. I start the...	3	21	9,377
[WP] The dead have risen, you happen to be in your place of work (or education) when it happens.	Chuck always leers over my desk when I work. He's my boss, but it's really annoying. His fat, labored, peanut-smelling breathing almost becoming an unwanted metronome to my daily chores. "Whatchya...hhuuuuuhhhuuhh.... up to?" he'd huff between breaths. "Just working on those reports," I'd say. "hhhuuuuhhhhuuuuuuhhuuu...	3	21	9,378
[WP] The dead have risen, you happen to be in your place of work (or education) when it happens.	"eat your brains out, world, and welcome to the after party!" the anchor shouted from some cordoned off section of the vice media headquarters in montreal, before streaming it across the world and to us, sitting in the kitchen's office in the middle of north alabama's countryside. i picked my jaw up off the floor an...	3	21	9,379
[WP] The dead have risen, you happen to be in your place of work (or education) when it happens.	[deleted]	1	21	9,380
[WP] The dead have risen, you happen to be in your place of work (or education) when it happens.	"That'll be 13.50" "Braaaaaains," "Uh, no, dollars actually. And quickly, the store closes in fifteen minutes." "Braaaaaaaains." Kyle turned away from the computer to shoot a confused look at his customer. On the other side of the counter, skin drooped off of a browning bone frame. Rotten teeth jutted out of a shat...	1	21	9,381
[WP] The dead have risen, you happen to be in your place of work (or education) when it happens.	The first one bursted into my classroom. the "zombie" fad had taught even the dumbest of people about the undead. And at that moment I truly believed that most of all of us would've known what to do. But ironically all the self proclaimed "zombie experts" did the exact opposite of what they bragged about. They ran aw...	1	21	9,382
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history.	How do I buy a car? Where can I go skydiving? Best stops for racing I don't give a damn about my reputation Joan Jett Lyrics. How do I ask a girl out? How do I make a car faster safer and quieter How do I get a job? Best resumes How to propose? Engagement rings wedding dresses smooth jazz wedding venues ho...	10	34	9,383
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history.	"How to tell if someone likes you" "How to ask a girl out" "How to deal with rejection" "How to handle depression" "Can you overdose on painkillers" "How to apologize to people"	34	34	9,384
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history.	life insurance how to make gunpowder how to get sulphur how to get saltpetre how to get shoes with hidden compartments can you get stealth-knives on ebay g20 summit location suitshop.com	4	34	9,385
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history.	Dog's eyes are red Good vets in Birmingham Short term loans Coping with death Coping with loan sharks Pet cremation Coping with anxiety Coping with loneliness Taxidermy How to change locks Changing names legally Shipping pets Cheap flights to Moscow	19	34	9,386
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history.	what is being gay? Is gay a choice? Gay porn Big Dicks How to stop being gay Being normal coming out how to commit suicide pray the gay away Cheap suitcases Cheap tickets How to escape a camp run by crazy people being gay therapy it gets better meeting gay people new shoes new suit what to do on a fi...	52	34	9,387
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history.	Because everybody else is making depressing stuff, like always, I'm gonna try and make you guys laugh, ok? "Gift ideas for 9-year-olds" "Where to buy Xbox one" "How to wrap gifts" " Where to get birthday gift bags" "How to tell kids you can't find gifts" "How to make your kids happier" "How to tell jokes 9-year-...	28	34	9,388
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history.	'What is TOR?' 'Is TOR free?' 'Average cost of a Nuclear Weapon.' 'How to make your own alarm clock.' 'Directions to: Lincoln Memorial Building from JFK International Airport.'	11	34	9,389
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history.	"big tits" "big ass" "college girls" "barely legal" "gang bang" "milf gang bang" "milf + college" "reddit.com" edit: formatting	14	34	9,390
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history.	"Headache and cough" "common cold" "Virus" "Plague" "black death" "common symptoms of black death" "hospitals in colorado" "allergy medications"	11	34	9,391
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history.	How to make spaghetti Online Pizza Delivery How to get burnt smell out of clothes Filing for fire insurance damages Okemos area stove repair Michigan Landlord responsibilities Ingham apartment listings	5	34	9,392
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history.	"Cures for insomnia" "Natural cures for insomnia" "Underlying Reasons for insomnia" "Medical reasons for Insomnia" "Medical Conditions" "Rare Medical Conditions Symptoms Insomnia" "Rare Medical Conditions" "Rare Medical Books" "Weird Medical" "Weird Science" "Weird Science Film" "John Hughes" "Brat Pack Act...	2	34	9,393
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history.	how to make a bomb do the police come to your door if you google something illegal how to delete your history are you obliged to open the door to police lawyers in ___	3	34	9,394
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history.	legality of pet crocodile pet crocodile prices how to secure a reptile tank how to treat a crocodile bite funeral services in miami	3	34	9,395
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history.	Where to buy a chess board How to set up a chess game Chess for dummies How to not lose your temper Chess strategies Chess endgame How to win at chess How to not ruin a friendship How to get away with cheating at chess Good sportsmanship Chess foolproof winning moves Where is the nearest secondhand store Ho...	12	34	9,396
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history.	tips for young married couples how to make sure your wife is happy pregnancy mood swings morning sickness related to pregnancy baby names Lord of the Rings character names normal sounding lord of the rings character names the first month of pregnancy foot massage tips parenting magazine cool ranch Dorit...	3	34	9,397
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history.	[deleted]	2	34	9,398
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history.	definition of child abuse "new york" emancipation laws dropout age "new york" apartments "new york city" craigslist jobs food stamps info alcoholism help alcoholics anonymous bronx ged programs community colleges nyu application info "new york city" jobs in finance first date ideas engagement rings marria...	3	34	9,399

Subsets and Splits

Top Gilded Writing Prompts

Retrieves potentially popular or noteworthy posts from the training dataset, but only provides basic filtering without deeper analytical insights into the data patterns.

SQL Console for euclaise/WritingPromptsX

Provides a limited set of records with high post scores, offering basic filtering but minimal insight into data patterns.