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[WP] You are deployed, the US collapses.	Camp Humphrey, Republic of South Korea, 4 November 2025 We are always prepared for war. After more than seven decades the Kim family still retains their stranglehold on the North Korean people and remains a constant threat to the sovereignty of South Korea. We PT, we shoot on the range, we practice battle drills. No c...	12	6	9,500
[WP] Taking a shortcut on your walk to work, you encounter two priests engaged in a brutal knife fight.	Walking out of the alleyway, two well-dressed men with crosses around their necks stand out on the street. Both holding knives and murderous intents, looking at one another. It was like two homeless people fighting over a slab of meat. Crosses glistened under their movements and then were splatted with blood. They both...	6	7	9,501
[WP] Taking a shortcut on your walk to work, you encounter two priests engaged in a brutal knife fight.	[deleted]	1	7	9,502
[FF] A conversation made of two words questions, followed by one word answers.	[deleted]	1	1	9,503
[FF] A conversation made of two words questions, followed by one word answers.	What's this? Nothing. I touch? No. Why not? Because. Because why? Stop. Not good? Bad. Why bad? Reasons. You touch? Nope. Not ever? Never. ...what's that? Christ.	3	1	9,504
[FF] A conversation made of two words questions, followed by one word answers.	“It’s over?” “Yes.” “Actually over?” “Yes.” “But why?” “Because.” “Of me?” “No.” “Of you?” “Yes.” “That cliché?” “Maybe.” “Still friends?” “Can’t.” “Why not?” “Because.” “Of you?” “Sorry.” “Goodbye kiss?” “Goodbye.” -019	2	1	9,505
[CW]Renov1 4.2 Don't fear the reaper	whoa, dude, that preface is heavy.	1	5	9,506
[CW]Renov1 4.2 Don't fear the reaper	“Where in the blazes are you going Jan!?” “There’s an exit tunnel up ahead,” Lady Jan shouted back at the incredulous Rooksby. “Exit? That’s a two metre jump!” We’ll just have to make it, Jan thought as the Hellequi darts whizzed by them with improving accuracy. Running in zig zags made it harder for the blowgun s...	1	5	9,507
[CW]ReNov1 Say the magic words	Nightmare charged from periphery into the all-consuming fore perception with a roar so mighty that the scaffolding of the service walk trembled and rattled before its turbine might. JT}{_\|\\|d4\|2 barely had the blanket wrapped around him. His thoughts were divided between two equally urgent wishes—the desire to stay as ...	1	2	9,508
[WP] A drunk magician actually saws a woman in half.	"Called me a charlatan, they did. Well who's playing tricks now!" The once-amazing Melvin roared, quite drunk out of his mind. He had been belligerent ever since the court case with big magic. He had pleaded to anyone who would lend an ear about the injustice of copyright tricks that had been in the stage magician's ha...	5	8	9,509
[WP] A drunk magician actually saws a woman in half.	"Fuck!' Merlin shouted, "Fuck! Oh Gods, I can fix this." No one heard him over her blood curdling screams. The two halves of the table were slowly rolling to either side of the stage, propelled by the force of Merlin's axe swing. A loud belch erupted from his lips. He took another swig from his flask. The woman's uppe...	2	8	9,510
[WP] A drunk magician actually saws a woman in half.	"The day has come for me. Finally." The tribe's mystic, Jazbahar has summoned the outcasts and degenerates of the Rajhi tribe to showcase his twisted brand of black magic. Three rows of Bedouins sitting cross legged in front of the menacingly cloaked Jazbahar. *Appearances are most important. I must show them that I am...	3	8	9,511
[WP] You are browsing a NSFL subreddit one morning when you click a link to a video and discover your best friend has died in a horrific accident.	I can't imagine writing this.	2	5	9,512
[WP] You are browsing a NSFL subreddit one morning when you click a link to a video and discover your best friend has died in a horrific accident.	"What's it called?" "Uhh reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie." "Dude, how in the hell did you find this." "It was in an askreddit thread I swear." I laughed and typed in the url. I grimaced, as the first post was called "Man gets shot in head by rocket." "Seriously Kost? Why are we watching these?" Kostya laughed and ...	2	5	9,513
[WP] The silent teen in class speaks for the first time.	[deleted]	2	36	9,514
[WP] The silent teen in class speaks for the first time.	All eyes in the auditorium were on Aidan Greenfield. Some kids stared with mouths agape, while some others whispered to their peers. Since he started classes in his freshman year, no one outside of school had heard Aidan speak about anything. Now, in the middle of health class, the shy teen stood in front of Jackson ...	13	36	9,515
[WP] The silent teen in class speaks for the first time.	^^"Like ^^a ^^surgeon!" "What did you say?" ^^"Cutting ^^for ^^the ^^very ^^first ^^time!" "Are you saying something? You never talk Jason!" "GOD DAMNIT WOMAN I'M TRYING TO SING LIKE A SURGEON!"	-1	36	9,516
[WP] The silent teen in class speaks for the first time.	Miss Bradley shuffled the papers and looked over at him. He was vacantly staring at his desk and rubbing his arm with his painted fingernails. The black polish was beginning to wear off. "Timothy," she said, putting the papers aside. "Would you like to explain the phrase 'When in Rome, do as the Romans do.'?" She ign...	39	36	9,517
[WP] The silent teen in class speaks for the first time.	[deleted]	3	36	9,518
[WP] The silent teen in class speaks for the first time.	Today was the day. The first day that they were allowed to use their powers for sparring. Everyone was excited, but you could tell they were nervous. Everyone had a vague idea of what everyone else could do, but no one knew Marcie's power. She would always just sit in the back of the class, staring absentmindedly out t...	6	36	9,519
[WP] The silent teen in class speaks for the first time.	Fifteen summers had passed since the last ritual that the Akahira were blessed to do. There was a new sky tonight, and all students of the Academy would have to sing the song of their choosing to appease the Skyrfjorn, such was life on the mountain. Daerick Brightstar, looked on in silence, listening to the chittering...	1	36	9,520
[WP] The silent teen in class speaks for the first time.	[deleted]	2	36	9,521
[WP] The silent teen in class speaks for the first time.	Bell rings. I stumble into class, sweating from running around. I play tennis with a wall every time it's break. After dropping into my seat, I pull out my pen and sit there, waiting for my work. "Alright, today we are doing some more algebra. Now, I have left a question on the board; 16a + 2b + 4a equals what? I raise...	1	36	9,522
[WP] The silent teen in class speaks for the first time.	[deleted]	2	36	9,523
[WP] The silent teen in class speaks for the first time.	I had never wanted to talk about anything other than what people had seen at school. The four friends I had knew something was off with me, but they never knew what it was. They would still be my friends if they found out. They are good people. They aren't the kind of people to start a fight. They know their size, and ...	2	36	9,524
[WP] The silent teen in class speaks for the first time.	Vicent was used to it. The teacher never called on him. The other students never included him in assignments. He was almost always alone, watching the others. The class was buzzing as they paired up into groups of two. Vincent, once more, was alone. "I'm not invisible." He shouted. "I have good grades. I play basketba...	5	36	9,525
A man. A submarine. A fish. [IP]	With a handy spark we light up the dark In murky deeps awakening the creeps. The turquoise glow shifts and swirls so Our course changes, aiming for higher ranges. The gaping maw and hidden claw Will haunt my dreams in shallower streams. I will never miss this charcoal abyss. The beasties who roam far beneath sea...	5	3	9,526
[WP] The main character of the story discovers that he isn't the protagonist.	[deleted]	1	37	9,527
[WP] The main character of the story discovers that he isn't the protagonist.	I am sitting exactly five feet away from them. A short enough distance that I could stand up, take this knife, cross the distance to their table, and kill them. No one would be able to stop me. Not in time. But it's because of who they are that I hesitate. Two days ago I never would have even considered such a tho...	30	37	9,528
[WP] The main character of the story discovers that he isn't the protagonist.	The dark colors of contempt and confusion swirled around his brain until it was fully encased in a dark amethyst cloud of gloom. Things had not been going positively for Kyle lately. His classes had increased largely in the amount of work required, this past week and he had been working double shifts at his job at Ki...	1	37	9,529
[WP] The main character of the story discovers that he isn't the protagonist.	Note: follow the link and read that first, otherwise this won't make any sense. The cafe is empty except for myself and a violent murderer who I forced to kill his own son. I've bought him a caramel machiatto, his choice, which will hopefully make up for it. He takes a sip of his coffee, then grimaces at the tast...	6	37	9,530
[WP] The main character of the story discovers that he isn't the protagonist.	And then she kissed him. Wasn't it supposed to be me? God, they look really happy together. I hope they work this out.	1	37	9,531
[WP] The main character of the story discovers that he isn't the protagonist.	Kent stretched as he climbed out of bed, lazily stumbling towards his closet to throw on something for work. An entire wardrobe of white button-up shirts and black slacks greeted him, his weekend clothes lying about in the drawers, on the floors, and none in the hamper. He put on his uniform and managed to make coffee ...	1	37	9,532
[WP] A child recognizes a man as pure evil	The strange thing about Howard was that he was a completely normal kindergartener. Despite the 13 surgeries he had undergone in his short time here on earth. He hated bed time, brushing his teeth and bathes. He loved candy, recess and wearing his dad's helmet around the house. The many surgeries to remove recurring an...	1	5	9,533
[EU] The Predator arrives on Earth to find a hunt, and gets more than he bargained for...	"OK, I've heard great things about this planet and its hunt. This is my first hunt alone I guess I'm a little nervous. SWEET! I've landed! Open the door annnd... THE HELL THESE PEOPLE ARE LAZY FAT ASSES!" Predator committed suicide three days later.	1	2	9,534
[EU] The Predator arrives on Earth to find a hunt, and gets more than he bargained for...	[deleted]	1	2	9,535
[EU] The Predator arrives on Earth to find a hunt, and gets more than he bargained for...	Batista stood up from his crouch, whistled and placed his hat back on. The drop, drop, drop of blood was constant, eventually it would run out, but the pattern... "Christ, is this city ever going to catch a break?" Batista, grabbed and sipped his coffee. "Well, we've ID'd the corpses." Deb made a motion to the three...	1	2	9,536
[WP] As you go to bed you hear the toilet flushing. You live alone...	As the water drained so did my sanity. I leapt from my bed and dashed for the back door, all of my hairs standing on edge as I felt the presence of hell itself on my heels. I forbade the sliding glass-door from withholding my person and with a loud thump and crash I was through it and across my lawn and over the three-...	8	15	9,537
[WP] As you go to bed you hear the toilet flushing. You live alone...	I had just started to close my eyes when I heard it. Water running down my toilet and through the pipes of the house. I opened my eyes, straining from the need of sleep and made my way down the stairs. I walked toward the bathroom and saw nothing there. I realized my toilets had finally fixed themselves.	2	15	9,538
[WP] As you go to bed you hear the toilet flushing. You live alone...	rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr	1	15	9,539
[WP] As you go to bed you hear the toilet flushing. You live alone...	I whipped my head toward the empty hallway. No, that can't be right... The familiar flush of my toilet sounded again. I grabbed a curtain rod from the corner of my room and headed down the hall. You're probably hallucinating. That's all. I slowly opened the bathroom door and looked in to find...nothing. There w...	9	15	9,540
[WP] As you go to bed you hear the toilet flushing. You live alone...	I shot up, darting the room. I heard my toilet flushing, that's when I freaked. I pulled open the drawer to get my 9mm out. I loaded it and crept towards the bathroom. "FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER!" Huh? There was nobody there... I started to wonder. Is the devil blessing me? Has he sent someone to end my life? Nah, probably ...	1	15	9,541
[WP] As you go to bed you hear the toilet flushing. You live alone...	RING RING RING! Frank ran over to his phone tripping on a couple boxes. He answered it. "hi Frank it's Juan from the Real Estate company I was wondering how you liked the new house?" "Hi Juan, I'm loving the house. I love the backyard its perfect for barbecues!" "That's great to hear! Hope you guys enjoy it! Take c...	1	15	9,542
[WP] Jesus Christ has a conversation with a Westboro Baptist Church member.	"Seriously man. What the fuck?" "I'm sorry Lord? I am just doing His will an-" "Yada-yada: the point is you're wrong. You're messing up people's lives. So stop." "But Lord, we are cleansing the Earth." "Well the more you stop you'll be cleansing it of all the shitty people. Just stop already," with that, Jesus disa...	0	31	9,543
[WP] Jesus Christ has a conversation with a Westboro Baptist Church member.	"My child, why do you spew such hateful words with such conviction? These are not the lessons of my teachings." "My lord, we abhor sinners just as you-" "No. The words you speak were written by men of flesh and blood; they may claim divinity but they knew and saw little. The worship you have practiced is false and mi...	37	31	9,544
[WP] Jesus Christ has a conversation with a Westboro Baptist Church member.	James 4:12 "There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?"	2	31	9,545
[WP] Jesus Christ has a conversation with a Westboro Baptist Church member.	"No." "But..." "No." An unsteady silence. "The--." "No." "You--" "Not even once." "And the--" "Put the sign down. The ground, please." A cow lows in the distance as the wind rustles an old, rusty fence. The man shuffles his feet. "...you can't mean--" "I can. I do."	23	31	9,546
[WP] Jesus Christ has a conversation with a Westboro Baptist Church member.	The Westboro Baptist Church is meeting again today. I've been getting sick of it all lately. The hate, the publicity stunts. The sermon minister, especially, has seemed really on edge lately. The last few church gatherings he's been disheveled. Clambering to the podium without his usual righteous demeanor, crying "Rapt...	3	31	9,547
[WP] Jesus Christ has a conversation with a Westboro Baptist Church member.	This prompt kind of bothers me. It makes me feel like you do not believe in Jesus or God. I understand your bitterness towards the Westboro Baptist Church. I’m used to that by now though I wish the reality was different. Regardless of the ignorance of the WBBC and the pain they have caused, their actions should not c...	3	31	9,548
[WP] Jesus Christ has a conversation with a Westboro Baptist Church member.	"the books you think i wrote are way too thick" -Bo Burnham	0	31	9,549
[WP] Jesus Christ has a conversation with a Westboro Baptist Church member.	"Hey. Hey there. Why are you so angry?" Jesus asked. "We're not angry. We're here to spread the word of God." The protestor shouted, breaking into off key song at the top of her lungs. "You don't have to do this. I am come again. I can speak for myself," Jesus replied. *". . . when God calls us home. We the . . . th...	3	31	9,550
[WP] Jesus Christ has a conversation with a Westboro Baptist Church member.	"My son, why do you talk in such extremities as to abhor every one of God's children?" The church member was standing, back straight, head held high, shouting as a gay pride parade floated by, holding a sign that read 'God hates fags!' Abraham turned to look at the olive skinned man dresses in long flowing robes. He ...	1	31	9,551
[IP] Earth's First Line Of Defense Falls To Alien Invaders	This is without a doubt the most ridiculous thing I've ever written. Hope it gives you guys a laugh! --- I was 19 when Jurassic Park reopened for the second time. After the last two catastrophes, I was genuinely amazed that they were even allowed to start work on it- but damn if they didn't. It was incredible. They'd t...	8	8	9,552
[IP] Earth's First Line Of Defense Falls To Alien Invaders	Ripjaw looked at the landscape before him. The war had turned this once vibrant jungle into a waste. All that was left were the bones of the once mighty Bronto Bros and the Stega Swords. "We have killed too much, my son." Stone Tooth motioned to the landscape. Glass Eye's corpse was still sinking in the stinking tar. ...	3	8	9,553
[EU] Lord Voldemort has won the 2nd Wizarding War.	It had been a crazy election year, that was certain. After all that chaos in Britain, extra security measures had been put into place. Wouldn't want the White House going the same way that the House of Parliament had, not in such a time as this. Guards everywhere, and you couldn't so much point a finger at the can...	10	18	9,554
[EU] Lord Voldemort has won the 2nd Wizarding War.	If you've got a lot, and I really mean a lot, of free time, this fanfiction is pretty close to what you're talking about; it's just set 10 years after Voldemort won. The author is rewriting all 7 books from that perspective and is now a few chapters into book 7. It is 1,206,594 words long right now. https://www.fan...	2	18	9,555
[WP] A tribal village next to a mountain, upon which the devil is said to live.	"The mountain is...very angry...if you go inside...you will surely suffer," the translator spelled out patiently, listening to the native ramble on. "Many bad spirits...they are not happy." The scientist sighed. "Can you explain to him that regardless of spirits, we need to get inside?" A few moments of more rambli...	5	12	9,556
[WP] A tribal village next to a mountain, upon which the devil is said to live.	They watched. The devil passed over their village with great care - his fingers brushing the doors of their homes, his dark smile curling upwards into the night sky as if to mock the very heavens themselves. Effortlessly, he took their lives away from them with a hissing, cracking laugh, his caress leaving only blacke...	8	12	9,557
[WP] A tribal village next to a mountain, upon which the devil is said to live.	The fierce wind stung the traveler's faces. Daniel never thought to buy a scarf to cover his mouth. He truly didn't believe the advice he received about the harsh winters of the Tu Mountains. Daniel struggled to keep his left arm over his mouth while he and his teammate, Patrick searched for J'Mach Ul- the ancient v...	4	12	9,558
[WP] A tribal village next to a mountain, upon which the devil is said to live.	[deleted]	3	12	9,559
[MP] Drops of Jupiter - Train	[deleted]	1	4	9,560
Two old friends meet after many years of bitter separation.	My eyes stung as I sat by the bed in that nearly surreal and ever sterile smelling hospital. Not just from the atmosphere though, but from the sight before me. Jane was lying in the bed, kept alive now only by the network of tubes attached to her. I recalled the first time we had met, how full of life she and, admitt...	2	7	9,561
Two old friends meet after many years of bitter separation.	She is just across the bar, so close, but walking to her would take the mental equivalent of crossing the grand canyon. A knitted green dress, thick socks, suede booties? God, she's so fucking adorable. In the way a super model is, so sexy it's cute. I should leave, I should really stop staring. *"If you love me you...	6	7	9,562
Two old friends meet after many years of bitter separation.	"You are old." "And you have aged before your time." The old man looked his old, old friend over. "I have so many questions, but I can't bring myself to ask them." The man in black withdrew his weapon. "I will give you the opportunity to ask what you will." He added after a pause, "Before I kill you." The old m...	2	7	9,563
Two old friends meet after many years of bitter separation.	"This had better be good, Dylan, I had to cancel my lunch date with Carol for this." Sam said. Dylan smiled warmly, though the haunted look never left his eyes. The two sat opposite each other at a table outside a small cafe, the type that sprung up in every city so couples could take a break from their day out, or tr...	4	7	9,564
Two old friends meet after many years of bitter separation.	Sitting there waiting, I had plenty of time. Time to think - perhaps the cruelest thing to give me, just now. John had said to meet him at the bookstore around noon to catch up, and he was my last tie to her. For a moment, I pictured it. Two people would approach, not one. I would pretend to be surprised, act as th...	1	7	9,565
[WP] Your character is carrying out their everyday business when they take note of an attractive stranger. Your character is instantly interested and approaches. The results are fantastic for both parties.	Sophie hates grocery shopping. There are always too many choices, and the prices are so close - too close to really matter, but when you're saving pennies, any little bit counts. She's looking at the milk selection now. Again, too many choices: whole, 2%, 1%, non-fat, soy, gallon, half-gallon, name brand, store brand....	2	6	9,566
[WP]- Write about something gruesome and terrifying, but as if it were a children's book.	[deleted]	2	9	9,567
[WP]- Write about something gruesome and terrifying, but as if it were a children's book.	With curiosity twinkling in his button black eyes, The Tinker set about to his work! His patient, quite frightened, wriggled and wormed. The Tinker responded with hushing noises and smiled. The work began as it usually did. Knives slipping like scissors through wrapping paper. To be honest, to The Tinker this was alm...	9	9	9,568
[WP]- Write about something gruesome and terrifying, but as if it were a children's book.	Oh the splatters they did fly - on the curtains, on the floor. The crimson dark wet lashings, as the stranger hit her more. ---- The screaming was a nuisance as she cried out in her shock, and so to cover up the noise, he gagged her with a sock. ---- 'Hush now, little children' he said with sudden grin, 'S...	5	9	9,569
[WP]- Write about something gruesome and terrifying, but as if it were a children's book.	White coat. Blue coat. Red coat. 3 groups of scientists, in different coats. Normal mice. Hungry mice. Violent mice. 3 groups of mice. Short maze. Long maze. No maze. 3 kinds of mazes. Finished maze. Bloody maze. Scientists eaten like maize. 3 different results.	11	9	9,570
[WP]- Write about something gruesome and terrifying, but as if it were a children's book.	Sometimes people get sick. Like when you get a cold. But some people get sick in their brain. They get brainsick. And sometimes they get so sick that they don't think properly. This makes them want to hurt people, which is of course a terrible thing to want to do. So some of these people take pointy sharp objects and p...	3	9	9,571
[WP]- Write about something gruesome and terrifying, but as if it were a children's book.	Have you ever seen the stuff That makes you who you are? The bits and pieces, deep inside, How beautiful they are? That is why I've brought you here! To show you everything And once what's in has all come out, Your putrid flesh shall sing!	2	9	9,572
[WP]- Write about something gruesome and terrifying, but as if it were a children's book.	See Dick. Hi, Dick. See Jane. Hi, Jane. See spot. Spot growls. See Jane. Jane sees spot growl. Jane cries. "Spot - sick!" says Dick. Dick sicks spot on Jane. Run, Jane, run! Jane runs. Jane runs fast. Spot runs. Spot runs faster. See Spot get Jane. See Jane plead. "No, Dick, no!" See Dick. See Dick ...	3	9	9,573
Make an adult fiction about Turtles and penguins fighting in a war against eachother.	Hi there! Please remember to tag your posts. See the sidebar for details. No need to resubmit, just remember for the future :)	2	7	9,574
[WP] You wake up one day to find that not a single person will talk or even look at you.	Goddamn alarm clock. I swear it isn't 7 yet. The floor is as cold as it usually is, but the first piss of the day feels great. When I'm done showering, dressing, and eating some breakfast, I grab my briefcase and start my commute. Traffic is shitty as usual, but the radio makes it worth the drive. I park and walk to ...	6	6	9,575
[CC] First full response received only one upvote ): please critique	[deleted]	1	33	9,576
[CC] First full response received only one upvote ): please critique	This didn't seem like a "rant". Typically what people mean by "rant" is "angry monologue directed at a perceived wrongdoer". This perhaps fits the older and less common usage, "inane rambling". That might account for the dearth of quantifiable approval with which it was met. You've also made a number of spelling and g...	9	33	9,577
[CC] First full response received only one upvote ): please critique	There is a lot wrong with this story, from grammatical and spelling errors to a lack of flow that all make it hard to read and even harder to provide constructive criticism. I think the best thing you could do at this point, is try to read more and expose yourself to more and more writing, analyze it and learn as much ...	17	33	9,578
[CC] First full response received only one upvote ): please critique	[deleted]	2	33	9,579
[CC] First full response received only one upvote ): please critique	I agree with AtomGray in that your prose needs to be switched up. Play with sentence length. As far as story content goes, very interesting.	2	33	9,580
[WP] The person you love most has passed away. You're asked to speak at the funeral. What do you say?	[deleted]	1	2	9,581
[WP] The person you love most has passed away. You're asked to speak at the funeral. What do you say?	[deleted]	1	2	9,582
[WP] The person you love most has passed away. You're asked to speak at the funeral. What do you say?	"Words are paltry tools when the image they must paint is that of Benediction incarnate. My tongue can only paint in broad strokes what an age of illumination could not accomplish. It would not serve me if I tried." About: my twin	1	2	9,583
[WP] You can't sleep.	Sometimes, when I lay in my bed and look up at the ceiling at night, I think "HEY! If I didn't have a roof, I could see the stars, and tell that joke that's really funny about HEY WHERE'S MY ROOF!" But then I realize its not that funny anyway. And that I'd rather have a roof than not have one just for the sake of a jok...	4	7	9,584
[WP] You can't sleep.	I can't sleep. Why, you ask? Let me try and answer that as concisely as I possibly can. Because I'm afraid would be a good reason I suppose. Because after being suicidal for years I'm scared to fall asleep because I know that I'll dream the same dream, the dream of me dying. To be frank, I'm sick of seeing my pale dea...	2	7	9,585
[WP] You can't sleep.	I can't sleep again tonight. Lately it's gotten a little weird. I'll stay up just ten minutes later than the night before. Just little snipets of extra time, always trying to claw in to my life. You normally wouldn't even notice. But the time difference - it's too precise. Ten minutes, exactly, every god damn time. I'm...	1	7	9,586
[WP] You can't sleep.	"Two nights! Please, LORD PLEASE, just... let me sleep. I beg you!" There was nothing more I could do, I was empty. Completely devoid of substance. 42 hours awake, and counting. But I shouldn't be so surprised. I bought this on, I asked for every minute of it. See there are things in life which I have found, ...	2	7	9,587
[WP] You can't sleep.	I have to be awake at 9 am, it's 7 am now. I tried relaxing, tried meditating, listening to music, reading, drank warm milk, took a long warm shower, the works. I've pretty much given up at this point. Just staring at the ceiling that I know is above me. I make a decision, one that will guarantee that I don't sleep...	1	7	9,588
[WP] You can't sleep.	I can't sleep. It usually comes so naturally to me, like a sheep to grass or stars to a night sky. While there are many things that plague my life, lack of sleep does not lie among them. I am to sleep as a caterpillar is to a cocoon. It is a function of my body, which I should be able to control. But not tonigh...	1	7	9,589
[WP] You can't sleep.	“Goddammit.” My right eye glared over the pillow at the red numbers on the clock. 3:14. I sighed. This was the third night like this. Was I sick? Was it stress? Maybe too much coffee? My memory didn’t seem sharp, it was hard to remember what had caused it. I closed my eyes. Tried to convince myself to stop th...	1	7	9,590
[WP] You can't sleep.	January 17, 2014 11:09 PM I've decided to keep a sleep journal for myself to help deal with my insomnia. I've been lying in bed since around nine, yet I feel less tired. I generally fall asleep quickly, so this is a new experience to me. Maybe writing for a little while will make me more tired. I still have a job to ...	1	7	9,591
[WP] You can't sleep.	3 am - Ok, time to fall asleep 3:30 am - 0k brain, please shut down now so I can sleep... 3:35 am - I'll try reading, that usually gets me tired this late, or is it early? 4:30 am - WHY AM I STILL NOT TIRED?! Guess I'll go on twitch and see if anyone is streaming 4:32 am - Wow, someone is, and it's the guy I foll...	1	7	9,592
Inspired by a post below, make a story about the Grim Reaper helping a terminally ill child, and then their journey to God.	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	3	7	9,593
Inspired by a post below, make a story about the Grim Reaper helping a terminally ill child, and then their journey to God.	"I don't like this place" pronounced Timmy disappointedly to the heavy shadow to his left carrying an impossibly well defined and clinically sharp scythe "it's too wavy and makes my head hurt." Death huffed disappointedly back, poking his scythe at the mishmash interpretation of 3 dimensions, before shaking off any des...	2	7	9,594
Inspired by a post below, make a story about the Grim Reaper helping a terminally ill child, and then their journey to God.	-019 The Soul Farmer stepped out on the path. His black robe, writhing with the souls of the damned, faded to grey and changed into a suit. His scythe became a cane, black along its length and tipped in silver. A red ruby the size of small child's fist, capped it. She was sitting on the bench outside the hospital do...	3	7	9,595
Inspired by a post below, make a story about the Grim Reaper helping a terminally ill child, and then their journey to God.	"I'm not afraid to die, Mr. Grim," said Charlie to the well dressed skeleton. "I'm just afraid that I'll become nothing when I do." "Fear not child," said the mysterious Mr. Grim, leaning closer to the Charlie's hospital bed. "Death is merely the beginning. It is the end of one life and the start of another. Every...	5	7	9,596
Inspired by a post below, make a story about the Grim Reaper helping a terminally ill child, and then their journey to God.	"We will see you tomorrow John" his mother said holding back tears. As soon as they left John felt lonely, more lonely then ever. He closed his eyes and began to cry. He cried for close to 5 minutes then he realized something was off. He couldn't put his finger on it, something was wrong. He opened his eyes and looked ...	1	7	9,597
[WP] After moving into an old house, you find a forgotten journal.	What happens when the word I look for doesn't exists? When words to describe the pain I feel aren't in the dictionary? My pen fails to find the words my mind struggles to find, what kind of misery is that? What hell would that be to not be able to find the words to describe how you feel? When the human lexicon limits m...	4	21	9,598
[WP] After moving into an old house, you find a forgotten journal.	January 9, 1999, Dear Jenny, I don't think the dead knows the difference between me and my dog. I think it'll just go after whoever that was alive and closest. Do you think I'm right, Jenny? The words still lingered in my thoughts. I had just moved inside this mansion-like cottage smack-dab in the forest. I always h...	12	21	9,599

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