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[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history. | This was an add for google a while ago, you were even able to make your own. http://www.youtube.com/user/SearchStories | 1 | 0 | 34 | 9,400 |
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history. | Reddit gaming
Reddit TF2
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What do you do when you're bored in TF2?
Steam
What to do when your friend is about to kill them self?
Is it right to die after a friend?
Methods of suicide
How to write a will
How to say goodbye to family
(This kind of happened, I'm not dead, nor is my friend, but she did tell m... | 1 | 0 | 34 | 9,401 |
[CW] Tell a story using only someone's Google search history. | how to make a good impression
how to propose to someone
where to buy rings
how much should i save for a house
lethality rate of breast cancer
methods of delaying breast cancer
bank loans
coffins
bankruptcy
where to buy arsenic
suicide email will | 1 | 0 | 34 | 9,402 |
[FF] Summarize a novel in one sentence. | A young boy who has been abused by his foster parents is invited to attend a private boarding school for mages where he learns that his true parents were killed by a monstrous villain whom the boy is one day destined to kill (again). | 2 | 0 | 9 | 9,403 |
[FF] Summarize a novel in one sentence. | An 18-year-old had weird dreams, got expelled, went insane and grew up in three days. | 1 | 0 | 9 | 9,404 |
[FF] Summarize a novel in one sentence. | An age ends with the destruction of a small golden ring by an unlikely hero. | 4 | 0 | 9 | 9,405 |
[FF] Summarize a novel in one sentence. | Farm girl hits her head, dreams about shoes. | 2 | 0 | 9 | 9,406 |
[FF] Summarize a novel in one sentence. | In a series of strange and humorous anecdotes, a writer (call him Jonah) tells of how researching a new book lead him on a trail from Ilium, New York to the odd island dictatorship of San Lorenzo, all the way to the end of the world. | 2 | 0 | 9 | 9,407 |
[FF] Summarize a novel in one sentence. | A failed wizard, a hopelessly naive tourist, and a magic walking box escape a city, face ancient gods and dragons, and fall off the edge of the world. | 6 | 0 | 9 | 9,408 |
[FF] Summarize a novel in one sentence. | The war for the throne rages in a world full of dragons, incest, butts, and boobs. | 1 | 0 | 9 | 9,409 |
[FF] Summarize a novel in one sentence. | A dude loses his cat, then his wife, and gets stuck down a well before becoming a prostitute while resenting his politically connected brother in law until his wife kills her brother. | 1 | 0 | 9 | 9,410 |
[FF] Summarize a novel in one sentence. | The Silmarillon:
A jewel-smith is so pissed that someone stole his prize jewel that he rallies his entire people to forsake the gods to cross an ocean and fight an unseen malice. | 3 | 0 | 9 | 9,411 |
[FF] Summarize a novel in one sentence. | Six grown-ups confront their past to kill a clown/monster from outer space. | 2 | 0 | 9 | 9,412 |
[FF] Summarize a novel in one sentence. | Man survives shipwreck. | 1 | 0 | 9 | 9,413 |
[FF] Summarize a novel in one sentence. | A **house** within the labyrinth of human perceptions. | 1 | 0 | 9 | 9,414 |
[FF] Summarize a novel in one sentence. | 2 cancer-ridden teens explore the joys and tragedies of love. | 2 | 0 | 9 | 9,415 |
[FF] Summarize a novel in one sentence. | A girl and her three brothers are accused of the murder of their parents, find out the are genetically engineered freaks. | 1 | 0 | 9 | 9,416 |
[FF] Summarize a novel in one sentence. | The story of a man who solves his own murder. | 3 | 0 | 9 | 9,417 |
[FF] Summarize a novel in one sentence. | Great Gatsby
Rich man blinded by green light. | 1 | 0 | 9 | 9,418 |
[FF] Summarize a novel in one sentence. | A kid is the son of Poseidon, someone stole Zeus lighting bolt, and that kid needs to get it back to Zeus before a crazy war happens. | 1 | 0 | 9 | 9,419 |
[WP] A man with social anxiety is stabbed in a crowded nightclub. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 35 | 9,420 |
[WP] A man with social anxiety is stabbed in a crowded nightclub. | “You got this.” He tells himself in the mirror.
“You got this, you got this, you got this, you got this…”
I’ll save you the repeating he does for the next three minutes, it bores me just as much as you. Being omnipotent and at all places at once has its drawbacks. Most people don’t think about how much it sucks b... | 21 | 0 | 35 | 9,421 |
[WP] A man with social anxiety is stabbed in a crowded nightclub. | I know this is all wrong. Why am I here? Well, I got a drink. I should have ordered a bigger drink so that I wouldn't have to get myself back to the bar for a refill.
At least this place had a little table in a corner. I did what was asked of me. I went out, and had a drink. There's a lot of people to get throu... | 8 | 0 | 35 | 9,422 |
[WP] A man with social anxiety is stabbed in a crowded nightclub. | "You want a drink!"
The music was vibrating through my body, my eyes felt like they were going to shake right out of my face. Why had I said yes? I knew I hated clubs, I don't see how anyone could enjoy them. A bunch of strangers packed into a room like a box a crayons, just enough room to fit, the only thing ke... | 3 | 0 | 35 | 9,423 |
[WP] A man with social anxiety is stabbed in a crowded nightclub. | Just want to say this is an awesome prompt | 2 | 0 | 35 | 9,424 |
[WP] A man with social anxiety is stabbed in a crowded nightclub. | I walked into the nightclub. Literally nightclub. It opened at sunset and closed as sunrise. Sitting outside town, it had no obligation to close at 2 like the other bars. People stood to the sides, others danced, other others were piled into plush couches doing... things. Vile things. Things I was here to stop. I made ... | 7 | 0 | 35 | 9,425 |
[WP] A man with social anxiety is stabbed in a crowded nightclub. | I could never imagine the pain and shock of blade being thrust into my body, but there it was. I gripped the arm that grasped the knife and pushed it away reflexively, and my legs gave out as the wall-shaking music and blinding lights began to blur. My eyes fixated on her face, and I attempted to speak between whimpers... | 3 | 0 | 35 | 9,426 |
[WP] In 2020 a dictator takes over planet Earth and forbids any form of verbal communication.Writing is now the preferred communication medium. How will it affect everyday life? | [deleted] | 23 | 0 | 21 | 9,427 |
[WP] In 2020 a dictator takes over planet Earth and forbids any form of verbal communication.Writing is now the preferred communication medium. How will it affect everyday life? | I stood in line waiting for my turn, the anger building inside over this new law of no speaking. I swear it's like people forgot how to communicate with words that they used to say everyday. I just want to scream out, " Just order a normal cup of coffee for fuck sake! You obviously can't spell have the shit you used to... | 2 | 0 | 21 | 9,428 |
[WP] In 2020 a dictator takes over planet Earth and forbids any form of verbal communication.Writing is now the preferred communication medium. How will it affect everyday life? | Jim read about this organization years ago.
He sighed as the note burned along the side of the road.
He walked along smoking his hand rolled cigarette.
A few hours later he reached the shack hidden in the woods.
He knocked on the door.
Someone opened a small compartment in the door.
Jim spoke for the first time... | 4 | 0 | 21 | 9,429 |
[WP] In 2020 a dictator takes over planet Earth and forbids any form of verbal communication.Writing is now the preferred communication medium. How will it affect everyday life? | I grew up in a world without sound.
Strictly speaking, that wasn’t entirely true. Tires still screeched during particularly violent turns; car horns still blared after near-collisions; jet engines still roared as the planes they propelled clawed their way through the sky. All the creaks, cracks, hisses, and honks – ... | 7 | 0 | 21 | 9,430 |
[WP] In 2020 a dictator takes over planet Earth and forbids any form of verbal communication.Writing is now the preferred communication medium. How will it affect everyday life? | 2014
"Hello?" I stand up to make the phone call because I'm nervous and I remember hearing that if you stand up when on the phone, it makes you feel much more confident.
It has been 13 years since Chris and I had spoken. I had always wondered what happened to her. three days ago, I finally got a working number fo... | 2 | 0 | 21 | 9,431 |
[CW] You must use the following five words in different sentences in this order: | Misdirection, stealth, and fear; the monster has heads three.
Slaughter, death, a lonely child; our tragic jubilee.
To the port sailed massive ships, assault on peaceful Venice.
A tranquil people had no arms; an unresisted menace.
Bloody streets with broken dreams; the devil's celebration.
The beast destroyed... | 7 | 0 | 6 | 9,432 |
[WP] The US is a monarchy with its own peerage | Article I, Section. 3.
The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof *for ten Years from among the members of the aristocracy titled to Lord-Minor and above*; and each Senator shall have one Vote.
Immediately after they shall be assembled in Conse... | 3 | 0 | 2 | 9,433 |
[IP] What happens after Captain America knocks over Supermans drink? | Larger one, for detail purposes. I am going to write too but I am helping. http://i.imgur.com/hmAeqKT.jpg | 5 | 0 | 28 | 9,434 |
[IP] What happens after Captain America knocks over Supermans drink? | "Sorry man, didn't mean to. I'll buy you another drink."
*sigh*, "No problem" | 73 | 0 | 28 | 9,435 |
[IP] What happens after Captain America knocks over Supermans drink? | "Pardon me, my star-spangled friend, but in your haste you've knocked over my drink."
"Is that so? Well why don't you wipe it up with your fancy red cape?"
"Now see here, Captain. There's no need to be rude. I'm not casting any aspersions. It was an honest mistake, I'm sure."
"Good to know, Superduperman."
"It's ju... | 26 | 0 | 28 | 9,436 |
[IP] What happens after Captain America knocks over Supermans drink? | [deleted] | 6 | 0 | 28 | 9,437 |
[IP] What happens after Captain America knocks over Supermans drink? | *clunk* J'onn sighed. **Superman, be calm. Remember the rules.** They had been sucked into a game of some sort. It was created by Loki and planned by The Joker. Six days they had been in this room.
The room had been larger starting out. There had been plenty of space for each universe to stay apart. They had tried fo... | 18 | 0 | 28 | 9,438 |
[IP] What happens after Captain America knocks over Supermans drink? | Captain America knocks Supermans drink off the table.
(a) - Superman catches it with his superspeed.
(b) - Captain America catches it with his lightning fast reflexes.
(c) - Superman doesn't really mind, it's not like he can even get drunk.
(d) - Captain America insists on buying Superman another drink.
(e) - Supe... | 4 | 0 | 28 | 9,439 |
[IP] What happens after Captain America knocks over Supermans drink? | Hard to believe any of them had been heroes. The bar, the nature of which no one quite understood, was still standing, but not much else of it could be said. It was nine o clock at night when Superman's drink toppled over, and barely twelve when the fighting stopped. I stood at the entrance, too scared and confused by ... | 3 | 0 | 28 | 9,440 |
[IP] What happens after Captain America knocks over Supermans drink? | He would just fly around the world to turn back time to when the drink wasn't spilled. | 1 | 0 | 28 | 9,441 |
[IP] What happens after Captain America knocks over Supermans drink? | A sharp intake of breath and the atmosphere in the room goes heavy. Captain America poised over the table, pauses before finishing his shot. Superman looks between his glass and Captain America.
Superman: "You knocked over my drink."
Superman clearly has the sympathies of the bar on his side and the crowd is eagerly ... | 3 | 0 | 28 | 9,442 |
[IP] What happens after Captain America knocks over Supermans drink? | Northstar walks by and apologizes. | 1 | 0 | 28 | 9,443 |
[IP] What happens after Captain America knocks over Supermans drink? | "Oh jeez," sighed Captain America as he felt the cue stick hit the glass. He turned to see a disgruntled Superman glancing back at him. "Sorry. That was an accident. Honest."
Suddenly, a drunkenly sultry voice shouted across the bar.
"Aww, what's the matter Supe? Did the Captain spill your *water*?"
"It wasn't water... | 3 | 0 | 28 | 9,444 |
[IP] What happens after Captain America knocks over Supermans drink? | Superman: "Well, that wasn't very nice."
Captain America: "You're right."
End of conversation. | 1 | 0 | 28 | 9,445 |
[IP] What happens after Captain America knocks over Supermans drink? | *Clink, thud*
Superman's beer disappeared into the green carpet. Green Lantern clenched his fists on the side of the pool table, he knew this was going to be bad. Spidey had a similar reaction, burrowing his face into his palm while Wolverine whispered to him "Watch this Bub. It's gonna be good."
Superman turned his h... | 3 | 0 | 28 | 9,446 |
[IP] What happens after Captain America knocks over Supermans drink? | The insurance company freaks the fuck out. That's what happens. | 1 | 0 | 28 | 9,447 |
[WP] A porcelain ballerina figurine, an overworked and underpaid schoolteacher, and a pizza that shouldn't have had anchovies on it, but did. | Anchovies have fucked up my life three times, which puts them only narrowly behind the six times that I have fucked up my own life. First time, I spilt a tub of canapé anchovies over my boss during a lunch meeting. Probably would have kept the job if I hadn't then accidentally rubbed the garlic oil harder into his extr... | 16 | 0 | 36 | 9,448 |
[WP] A porcelain ballerina figurine, an overworked and underpaid schoolteacher, and a pizza that shouldn't have had anchovies on it, but did. | Mrs. MacMurray had always wanted to be a ballerina. Their thin bodies, contorted into beautiful shapes, mesmerized her. She dreamed of starving herself into a size 0. Fantasized about strapping herself on a medieval stretching rack until her five foot pudgy body gained that extra seven inches. Mrs. MacMurray looked dow... | 1 | 0 | 36 | 9,449 |
[WP] A porcelain ballerina figurine, an overworked and underpaid schoolteacher, and a pizza that shouldn't have had anchovies on it, but did. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 36 | 9,450 |
[WP] A porcelain ballerina figurine, an overworked and underpaid schoolteacher, and a pizza that shouldn't have had anchovies on it, but did. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 36 | 9,451 |
[WP] A porcelain ballerina figurine, an overworked and underpaid schoolteacher, and a pizza that shouldn't have had anchovies on it, but did. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 36 | 9,452 |
[WP] A porcelain ballerina figurine, an overworked and underpaid schoolteacher, and a pizza that shouldn't have had anchovies on it, but did. | Louis Sodheimer stood outside the door to his cramped studio apartment, his hand hovering over the doorknob. His mind wandered. On the other side of the door was a hit squad of Korean assassins, armed to the teeth and waiting. He would open the door, and, with the special training he has never received, he would pro... | 2 | 0 | 36 | 9,453 |
[WP] A porcelain ballerina figurine, an overworked and underpaid schoolteacher, and a pizza that shouldn't have had anchovies on it, but did. | *You know I hate those.* Marina hit SEND and continued shopping. Into the basket went ready-made dough, canned pasta sauce, shredded mozzarella, fresh spinach leaves and a sleeve of pepperonis. Her phone vibrated and she wiggled it out of her back pocket.
*srsly? we ALWAYS make it ur way. if ur gonna be a bitch, i'll... | 4 | 0 | 36 | 9,454 |
[WP] A porcelain ballerina figurine, an overworked and underpaid schoolteacher, and a pizza that shouldn't have had anchovies on it, but did. | I parked the truck in the driveway, fished out the pizza and the package, which was wrapped in red and white by the lady at the counter of the antique store. I checked my watch. 7:05. I was late. I slammed the car door a little too forcefully and made my way to the front door. As I did a balancing act trying to fish my... | 1 | 0 | 36 | 9,455 |
[WP] There really are monsters that hide under childrens' beds. The thing is, they are afraid of humans. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 14 | 9,456 |
[WP] There really are monsters that hide under childrens' beds. The thing is, they are afraid of humans. | Urwek stared at the trapdoor in the ceiling. His stomach fluttered. Sweat formed on his palms and forehead.
"Do I need to toss you up there? Get a move on!"
Urwek turned and looked at his supervisor, Murdron. Murdron was dressed in an impeccable suit and tie, which did nothing offset his hideous, malformed body.
"Y... | 3 | 0 | 14 | 9,457 |
[WP] There really are monsters that hide under childrens' beds. The thing is, they are afraid of humans. | [I tried to do this only using speech... Hopefully it didn't suck!](http://samwise-stories.tumblr.com/post/73988686459/20-1-14) -020 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 9,458 |
[WP] It's 2025, and the Mars One project has reached Mars with 40 eager pioneers. But someone or something is already there... | It was the best five minutes of their lives.
After spending so much time in the TinCan, they were enjoying every moment of their new found freedom. They were the very first Martians and just because of that, they were acting like kids: making sandcastles out of regolith, drawing smileys on the drones, taking selfies,... | 5 | 0 | 1 | 9,459 |
[WP] It's 2025, and the Mars One project has reached Mars with 40 eager pioneers. But someone or something is already there... | "Hey, guys! There's something over here!" One of the astronauts beckoned vigorously to the other three, pointing at something buried in the dirt.
The leader of the group sighed, "Hil, go and see what he's found." He said. Hilary managed a slight nod of her helmet and walked over to Bradley.
"What is it?" She asked, k... | 3 | 0 | 1 | 9,460 |
[WP] It's 2025, and the Mars One project has reached Mars with 40 eager pioneers. But someone or something is already there... | The force of the descent into the atmosphere woke Marcus from the first peaceful sleep he had in months. He looked around the shiny metal interior at the other passengers heading to the Red Planet. Most of the others seemed to be waking up as well, but some he could tell were staring out the windows the entire time. Th... | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9,461 |
[MP] Write a story from the viewpoint of the character in this song | Didn't know what I expected, coming here.
Answers, maybe? I wasn't going to get them from your book.
You didn't either after all.
Perhaps if I followed your steps I'd gain some perspective.
But all I've found is a shadow of myself.
**Thanks OP, I've got a new song on my playlist thanks to you!** | 2 | 0 | 3 | 9,462 |
[IP] An airplane full of passengers witness the flight crew parachuting out of airplane | One by one the passengers watched with confusion as the flight attendants leap from the emergency exits positioned in the middle of the plane. Eventually, the pilots appeared from behind the curtain separated the different classes with only but a chute like the attendants. Demands came from every direction to the pilot... | 14 | 0 | 5 | 9,463 |
[IP] An airplane full of passengers witness the flight crew parachuting out of airplane | One man kept quiet during the hysteria. The flight attendant blocked off the cockpit, holding a rifle in her hands. She was wearing a backpack over her uniform. The man figured that the other sections of the plane were also guarded.
His stoic calm had left him once he realised the plan unfolding in front of him. This ... | 4 | 0 | 5 | 9,464 |
[WP] All the characters are aware of the soundtrack. It may not always match the character's feelings, though. | "WHY THE FUCK IS IT POLKA?" I shouted at the sky, eyes glaring.
This fucking music...always inside my head. It had started a while back, when Lucie suggested we buy a house out in the country and live there for a while. That was when it started, happy ragtime. I thought it was funny, and asked if she had put it on.
S... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 9,465 |
[WP] All the characters are aware of the soundtrack. It may not always match the character's feelings, though. | *A low trombone sound with a hint of slow piano playing in the background*
A woman, stumbling over each cardboard boxes inside an alley, was trying to make it through this alley. She had been through a year's worth of bad times within one day. She went through a bad break-up with a near decade long boyfriend, got fire... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 9,466 |
[WP] A magician summons a demon slave, and brings his lawyer to help create the pact. The demon brings his. | "Section 1: To capture a demon alive and unharmed so that he might do your bidding and be bound as your slave, first ensure that your boards are neatly swept. Loose debris and dust may impair the binding circle and cause the spell to go awry."
Cuthbert looked down at the freshly cleaned boards in his study. "Check."... | 66 | 0 | 74 | 9,467 |
[WP] A magician summons a demon slave, and brings his lawyer to help create the pact. The demon brings his. | "To summarise, from henceforth the party in the first part is to be known as the Summoner and the party in the second part here to forth to be referred to as Assistant Demon or Co-adjutant agree to the terms that have been put forward in this contract for the purposes of magick and arts of a Machiavellian nature."
*"... | 2 | 0 | 74 | 9,468 |
[WP] A magician summons a demon slave, and brings his lawyer to help create the pact. The demon brings his. | "Julian, you are my best friend, I can gladly say that, and I'm so happy you are pursuing your life-long dream of becoming a lawyer. Man I remember, remind me if you do-"
"Michael, it's whatever dude, we don't have to do this whole congratulatory jiggalig, it's fine. And I am a lawyer now, man. I passed my final exam,... | 4 | 0 | 74 | 9,469 |
[WP] A magician summons a demon slave, and brings his lawyer to help create the pact. The demon brings his. | I don't have a story for this (yet -- first time, long time, actually) but I just wanted to comment that this was an absolutely *fantastic* prompt. Well done! | 3 | 0 | 74 | 9,470 |
[WP] Congratulations you're the new spokesmen of you least favorite company in the world. Tell me why you hate it while sounding positive the whole time | *Welcome to Comcast, how may I help you?*
As the only cable/internet service in your area, we strive to always have open lines of communication with our customers, so as to fix all your problems as speedily as possible with minimum difficulty. Not only do we sell internet and phone services, we bundle them together so... | 13 | 0 | 23 | 9,471 |
[WP] Congratulations you're the new spokesmen of you least favorite company in the world. Tell me why you hate it while sounding positive the whole time | Hi! Welcome to Wal-Mart, leader in low price, low quality goods!
You're probably wondering how we are able to continually Roll Back^TM prices across the country. Well let me ask you a question. Do you know who has more money than Wal-Mart? That's right: the government! That's why we pay our wage slaves--oops, I m... | 1 | 0 | 23 | 9,472 |
[WP] Congratulations you're the new spokesmen of you least favorite company in the world. Tell me why you hate it while sounding positive the whole time | Thanks for choosing to fly with RyanAir!
Before you embark on the holiday you need from your hectic 9-5, we just want to remind you of a few things before you reach your seat:
* Make sure to print off your boarding pass before you arrive. Remember, printer ink is expensive, and even though bulk buying for a company i... | 3 | 0 | 23 | 9,473 |
[WP] Congratulations you're the new spokesmen of you least favorite company in the world. Tell me why you hate it while sounding positive the whole time | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 23 | 9,474 |
[WP] Congratulations you're the new spokesmen of you least favorite company in the world. Tell me why you hate it while sounding positive the whole time | Thank you for choosing to stay with Ritz-Carlton, the finest chain of luxury hotels.
Our excellent service and wonderfully generic upscale architecture will make you feel right at home, unlike any of those boutique or local hotels styled in the local manner.
World-class, predominantly western cuisine. The highest ra... | 2 | 0 | 23 | 9,475 |
[WP] Congratulations you're the new spokesmen of you least favorite company in the world. Tell me why you hate it while sounding positive the whole time | EA:
Oh, it's just great! We're making GAMES. We are, of course, buying old series and making sequels. We like to reuse stuff we've already used. Extending gameplay is always great, too. You need some fillers. On another note, we're having another XP Weekend soon, as compensation for the bugs we're "working on," ... | 1 | 0 | 23 | 9,476 |
[WP] Congratulations you're the new spokesmen of you least favorite company in the world. Tell me why you hate it while sounding positive the whole time | Thank you for calling your local Apple store. What may I help you with today? Would you like to hear about our overpriced and under-powered line of phones or music players? How about our "tablet" that combines all the features of an iPod touch with the size of an iPod touch at the low cost of only half of four times th... | 1 | 0 | 23 | 9,477 |
[EU] Luke died during the Deathstar trench run, and the Empire crushed the Rebellion. | When I walked into Garlack's Fathouse on my first night back in Mos Eisley, I had eyes for only one man. It gets smokey in the evenings and when you walk in the door you can't make out the corners of the hall until you get adjusted to the dimness and the stale air and the noise. Often when Han came through Tatooine h... | 3 | 0 | 10 | 9,478 |
[WP] A character meets someone who reminds him or her of an imaginary friend from childhood. | An icy, eye watering breeze swept noisily outside my room's window. I was confined within the hopeless prison they call modern medicine, living from day to day, praying endlessly upon shooting stars and mysterious religious icons. It had been over four months since I had any sort of social contact with another person o... | 12 | 0 | 8 | 9,479 |
[WP] Describe the beginnings of a modern revolution in the U.S. that I can believe. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 11 | 9,480 |
[WP] Describe the beginnings of a modern revolution in the U.S. that I can believe. | Funny, I just got a contract to write an apocalypse story, basically around just this. Here's the history, my friend:
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You could say that it all started July the 3rd, 2023, though I have no doubt it started far before that. The first date that comes to mind is 2016.
Obama was finally out of office, leaving th... | 13 | 0 | 11 | 9,481 |
[WP] Describe the beginnings of a modern revolution in the U.S. that I can believe. | *I wrote this comment back in 2004 on another blog, in response to someone musing about how "Boogie Nights proved the sight of a male penis would not cause the Dow to plummet 5000 points and rioting in the streets". It was completely stream of consciousness as I sat at my desk bored at work one day. There's a lot of sp... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 9,482 |
[WP] The Death of the Hero | "I really wish we didn't have to do this." The other man nods somberly. "So do I, but he would have done the same if it was one of us. It is the least we can do. You spoke with the funeral director?" The taller of the two leans back in his chair. "Yeah I did. Aidan had a pretty good policy for his life insurance. Bough... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 9,483 |
[WP] The Death of the Hero | "Why do we even need an obituary? Everyone knows what happened. The funeral plans will be on the front page anyway."
"They want something in the obituaries section too. Let's just focus on that."
"Fine, but let's figure out what the plans are before we try to write it out. He was a very private person. We should... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 9,484 |
[WP] The Death of the Hero | "Well what do we wanna' say about him?" Lou asked. Well, he was good at his job, that's about that. He showed up and performed despite the other shit in his life, beyond what anybody could ask. Beyond what we ourselves, the best of the best could offer to the public.
"I think we should leave the drinking park out, ya... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 9,485 |
[WP] A Greek Mythological character lives a mundane life but still finds time to enjoy what/who they are. | I'm not enslaved. I'm employed. I've been working at Hades Incorporated for the past 8,723 years, and I love what I do. Every morning, I drink some Joe on my way to the office. Of course, the coffee is as black as my soul. Breakfast is followed by hours of ambitious, rewarding work. However, the work is simple, an... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 9,486 |
[WP] A Greek Mythological character lives a mundane life but still finds time to enjoy what/who they are. | Everything changed when Christ came to town, after he arrived he was all out war in the cosmos. Prince of Peace, my ass. His Father couldn't make nice anymore. I mean, we weren't friends but at least we some respectability. Then the Romans had to bloody well bring Christ into Europe and that's when all hell broke loose... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 9,487 |
A wasp called the tarantula hawk reproduces by paralyzing tarantulas and laying its eggs into their bodies. When the larvae hatch, they devour the still living spider from the inside out. Isn’t that fucked up? Write a short story about how fucked up that is. | Splash looked on in unyielding fascination as the YouTube video rolled on. The link leading to the video only said it was wasp versus spider. It wasn't so much a fight as it was a lesson in torture; a Nat Geo version of *Hostel*. His mind struggled to think of something more messed up than the sights his morbid curiosi... | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9,488 |
[WP] "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." | A gunshot rang through the room, echoing off of the steel walls.
*"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."*
This man's world was gone, now. Blood trickled through the hole in the man's head, where his left eye used to be, slowly seeping onto the metal floor. I stood over him and looked on, smoking gun held l... | 44 | 0 | 41 | 9,489 |
[WP] "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." | "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
His words reverberated in space, resigned and sad, almost. There was no one to hear them.
The spheres kept moving, cold and uncaring, and, for a moment, he allowed himself to remember.
Her name was Rebecca. There's always about a woman, isn't it? Cherchez la femme ... | 3 | 0 | 41 | 9,490 |
[WP] "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." | As the civet dropping coffee was distilled by a milieu of perspiring human bees, shiny tubes, and LED buttons, the stockbroker thought on his acquired steal of the derivatives, the idealist dreams of his past. The last drop of grande capumocchachino swirled down his unparched lips as his whimsy took over and he took on... | 1 | 0 | 41 | 9,491 |
[WP] "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." | The fire from the heavens came once more. Already half the party had fallen to its destructive force. They were an advance search group, sent out to find supplies for the colony. Everything had been progressing as usual until it came. They didn’t understand what it was but they understood its nature. Bodies lay where t... | 8 | 0 | 41 | 9,492 |
[WP] "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." | The atomic rays charged, their sights set on a single black hole. In a few moments, hyperheating of the black hole's core will convert the entire billions of tons of mass into pure, destructive, shredding energy. The milky way will never be the same again after this explosion... it will simply no longer exist.
A high... | 2 | 0 | 41 | 9,493 |
[WP] "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." | I always wanted for life to be *beautiful*. But it wasn't. There were wars, hate, and greed on the streets. I looked onto the people I so yearned to help through my bedroom window, now rioting and murdering more and more.
I saw the man in the back light something, and I couldn't quite make out the shape of the object... | 2 | 0 | 41 | 9,494 |
[WP] "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." | The Arrivals slaughtered humanity. Our best and brightest reached out to them, but they saw us as beasts. They desired our planet, and they took it. In the end, that's all there was to it. I am the last of my once numerous species. I sit in the holding cell I've been in since they finally forced their way into my lab 2... | 5 | 0 | 41 | 9,495 |
[WP] "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." | "The library... it's... *it's on fire, m'lord*!" The terrified soldier pointed desperately, as if his finger could extinguish the flames.
Julius Caesar looked over the battle before him and saw smoke rising from the great Library of Alexandria. His heart sank. "It is the cost we must face. Fight, soldier; there is no... | 5 | 0 | 41 | 9,496 |
[WP] "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." | They told me I was nothing. A weak little girl with no hope of surviving. They did not see the power I had. When I discovered that I had the gift, I thought it would make the others see that I am not as weak as they believed. Instead, they told me I would make a fine healer or a good apothecary. That was all they belie... | 2 | 0 | 41 | 9,497 |
[WP] "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." | -018
And with shaking hands he took
The blade that curved and danced,
It had taken those blessed or forsook
Those who had fallen, or advanced
It had taken its masters of many years
For all were mortal in the end
And despite the people's fears
Death is, and always was, a friend
The apprentice, now skilled with ... | 2 | 0 | 41 | 9,498 |
[WP] "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." | Saki smiled, parting the red curtains that surrounded the private booth overlooking the main dance floor. Scooting over on the curved seat to sit next to her best friend, Hope. It was friday night, clinking glasses and the murmur of conversation permeated the drapery, but not so loudly that she couldn't talk in a norma... | 1 | 0 | 41 | 9,499 |
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