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It can be about anything. | [WP] Write me something that sounds happy at first, but is actually sad when you think about it. | He was a beautiful baby boy. Blue eyes, no hair, and just about 8 pounds. I held him for the first time and looked him in the eyes. I loved him instantly and knew I always would. He was absolutely perfect. There was no way I would ever forget this moment.
The nurse came in saying "It's time." Softly, I kissed him on h... | On my birthday my girlfriend gave me a watch worth seven hundred dollars.
Lavish, I know. And I also know that it's rude to ask what a gift is worth, but believe me, she insisted upon it.
I still have the receipt somewhere, though I doubt they'll take it back now. |
It can be about anything. | [WP] Write me something that sounds happy at first, but is actually sad when you think about it. | Sophie and I have been inseparable since high school. We roomed together in college, had the same jobs, and played the same sports. When I was at my lowest, she's been there. When I needed advice, she's been there. She's so smart, funny, beautiful, and confident. I can't imagine who I would be without her. Tomorrow she... | On my birthday my girlfriend gave me a watch worth seven hundred dollars.
Lavish, I know. And I also know that it's rude to ask what a gift is worth, but believe me, she insisted upon it.
I still have the receipt somewhere, though I doubt they'll take it back now. |
It can be about anything. | [WP] Write me something that sounds happy at first, but is actually sad when you think about it. | They married shortly after graduating from Dartmouth.
It was a grand affair. The reception was held in a giant, formal ballroom, the four course meal served on fine china. Her dress was Vera Wang, her shoes Jimmy Choo. His suit had cost more than all the floral arrangements.
Their Honeymoon lasted a year. London, O... | On my birthday my girlfriend gave me a watch worth seven hundred dollars.
Lavish, I know. And I also know that it's rude to ask what a gift is worth, but believe me, she insisted upon it.
I still have the receipt somewhere, though I doubt they'll take it back now. |
It can be about anything. | [WP] Write me something that sounds happy at first, but is actually sad when you think about it. | Cara, had always wanted a puppy. I couldn't give her a lot of things but this was within my power, so I decided to sell some useless stuff we had never used that we had in the attic. I advertised it on Craigslist and it wasn't long getting a response, having heard many stories about people getting chopped to pieces aft... | On my birthday my girlfriend gave me a watch worth seven hundred dollars.
Lavish, I know. And I also know that it's rude to ask what a gift is worth, but believe me, she insisted upon it.
I still have the receipt somewhere, though I doubt they'll take it back now. |
It can be about anything. | [WP] Write me something that sounds happy at first, but is actually sad when you think about it. | Brent, after years of being bullied and harassed in school, finally got what he always wanted.
Silence. | On my birthday my girlfriend gave me a watch worth seven hundred dollars.
Lavish, I know. And I also know that it's rude to ask what a gift is worth, but believe me, she insisted upon it.
I still have the receipt somewhere, though I doubt they'll take it back now. |
It can be about anything. | [WP] Write me something that sounds happy at first, but is actually sad when you think about it. | Sophie and I have been inseparable since high school. We roomed together in college, had the same jobs, and played the same sports. When I was at my lowest, she's been there. When I needed advice, she's been there. She's so smart, funny, beautiful, and confident. I can't imagine who I would be without her. Tomorrow she... | He was a beautiful baby boy. Blue eyes, no hair, and just about 8 pounds. I held him for the first time and looked him in the eyes. I loved him instantly and knew I always would. He was absolutely perfect. There was no way I would ever forget this moment.
The nurse came in saying "It's time." Softly, I kissed him on h... |
It can be about anything. | [WP] Write me something that sounds happy at first, but is actually sad when you think about it. | They married shortly after graduating from Dartmouth.
It was a grand affair. The reception was held in a giant, formal ballroom, the four course meal served on fine china. Her dress was Vera Wang, her shoes Jimmy Choo. His suit had cost more than all the floral arrangements.
Their Honeymoon lasted a year. London, O... | Every afternoon, I passed by the old shrine up at the hill. There, a dog wondered the hillside, chasing butterflies and digging ditches. It gladly met others, accepting food and honoring one's comfort. It thorougly enjoyed affection, wagging it's tail and bearing a joyous smile.
But, nobody knew where the dog came fr... |
It can be about anything. | [WP] Write me something that sounds happy at first, but is actually sad when you think about it. | Cara, had always wanted a puppy. I couldn't give her a lot of things but this was within my power, so I decided to sell some useless stuff we had never used that we had in the attic. I advertised it on Craigslist and it wasn't long getting a response, having heard many stories about people getting chopped to pieces aft... | Every afternoon, I passed by the old shrine up at the hill. There, a dog wondered the hillside, chasing butterflies and digging ditches. It gladly met others, accepting food and honoring one's comfort. It thorougly enjoyed affection, wagging it's tail and bearing a joyous smile.
But, nobody knew where the dog came fr... |
It can be about anything. | [WP] Write me something that sounds happy at first, but is actually sad when you think about it. | Brent, after years of being bullied and harassed in school, finally got what he always wanted.
Silence. | Every afternoon, I passed by the old shrine up at the hill. There, a dog wondered the hillside, chasing butterflies and digging ditches. It gladly met others, accepting food and honoring one's comfort. It thorougly enjoyed affection, wagging it's tail and bearing a joyous smile.
But, nobody knew where the dog came fr... |
It can be about anything. | [WP] Write me something that sounds happy at first, but is actually sad when you think about it. | "What is your wish?" The Genie asked me.
"I wish Mary Jane to fall in love with me."
I bumped into Mary Jane sometime after. I could tell from the way she looked at me. Her posture was reserved, but her eyes were inviting, it was those eyes that makes me fall in love. Then I gathered my courage to ask her out, my hea... | Every afternoon, I passed by the old shrine up at the hill. There, a dog wondered the hillside, chasing butterflies and digging ditches. It gladly met others, accepting food and honoring one's comfort. It thorougly enjoyed affection, wagging it's tail and bearing a joyous smile.
But, nobody knew where the dog came fr... |
It can be about anything. | [WP] Write me something that sounds happy at first, but is actually sad when you think about it. | "What is your wish?" The Genie asked me.
"I wish Mary Jane to fall in love with me."
I bumped into Mary Jane sometime after. I could tell from the way she looked at me. Her posture was reserved, but her eyes were inviting, it was those eyes that makes me fall in love. Then I gathered my courage to ask her out, my hea... | Marla hugged the puppy tight, squealing.
"Another puppy!" she said excited. Craig smiled.
"Yeah! Now what do we do?" He said.
"Always feed him, always walk him." she said, petting the dogs head. The puppy jumped up, licking her forehead. His tail wagged quickly from side to side.
"What what do we *not* do?" He aske... |
It can be about anything. | [WP] Write me something that sounds happy at first, but is actually sad when you think about it. | "What is your wish?" The Genie asked me.
"I wish Mary Jane to fall in love with me."
I bumped into Mary Jane sometime after. I could tell from the way she looked at me. Her posture was reserved, but her eyes were inviting, it was those eyes that makes me fall in love. Then I gathered my courage to ask her out, my hea... | The last doll, with golden hair, went to Samantha in room 4B.
The doll was called Amelia and came with two dresses, an ivory brush, and little black shoes. Samantha would brush the dolls hair until it shone. She brushed it and brushed it, until the hair started to come out in the brush.
Still, Samantha loved the do... |
It can be about anything. | [WP] Write me something that sounds happy at first, but is actually sad when you think about it. | "What is your wish?" The Genie asked me.
"I wish Mary Jane to fall in love with me."
I bumped into Mary Jane sometime after. I could tell from the way she looked at me. Her posture was reserved, but her eyes were inviting, it was those eyes that makes me fall in love. Then I gathered my courage to ask her out, my hea... | I just know Seth will be enamored with this Transformers cake, and all the gifts, and a candle with his favorite number 7. He’s wanted to be 7 since he declared it his favorite number in the universe 2 years ago. And now it’s finally here.
Greg and I agreed we wouldn’t make a big fuss about his 7th birthday as we did ... |
[WP] A god bets to another god that he can kill a random man no matter how much the other tries to save him. After several near-death situations, the man meets both of them | "Okay, you two. I am seriously sick of your shit. If you don't cut it out, I am going to kill *myself* and then you will *both* lose!"
The God of Misfortune and the God of Medicine shifted uncomfortably. Each had wagered the other some fairly significant stakes, and divine honor would compel them to deliver.
Fred, on... | My eyes opened.
I could barely see. A face appeared before my eyes, apparently the person was speaking, yet I couldn't understand a thing.
A bright, white light was pointed directly into my right eye, I started to make sense of the sounds surrounding me. The person was speaking to me, worried, asking me questions I did... | |
[WP] A god bets to another god that he can kill a random man no matter how much the other tries to save him. After several near-death situations, the man meets both of them | "Okay, you two. I am seriously sick of your shit. If you don't cut it out, I am going to kill *myself* and then you will *both* lose!"
The God of Misfortune and the God of Medicine shifted uncomfortably. Each had wagered the other some fairly significant stakes, and divine honor would compel them to deliver.
Fred, on... | "Just do it already!"
Camilo was exhausted. Confused, exhausted, but mostly angry.
Camilo had been raised Catholic and had always done his best to live his life with the correct amount of faith and guilt that all good Catholics are expected to. From a young age God, the concept, the entity, the everything, had been ... | |
[WP] A god bets to another god that he can kill a random man no matter how much the other tries to save him. After several near-death situations, the man meets both of them | "So do you accept?"
"Absolutely."
Hades knew he had Zeus this time. There was no way he could protect anyone from the god of the Underworld.
"Who, then?"
"Hmm... How about-I dunno-him?"
He pointed to a lonely farmer driving his cart through town.
"Very well. Give it all you got Hades, you know what's on the line.... | "I don't fucking care if your gods." He stared at them. "I almost died over twenty times to you. My family, is on the streets because of you. My childern, are starving as I can't make a living."
"Your just a puny mortal though, how can you have feelings?" replied the god of death as he sharpened his teeth with a knife... | |
Shipyards are closed. | [WP] You live in Madagascar, the only place untouched by a deadly disease that has been wiping out the entire world. | My nostrils flare, caressed by the sweet fumes of the nearby juice bar, preparing a fresh smoothie for an elderly African gentleman in a kitschy Hawaiian shirt. A gentle rhythmic song pours from a Chinese woman's phone setup, synchronizing with the lackadaisical turning of the windmill off the coast. Its propellers gre... | It's almost dark enough to move. Being holed up all day gives me a headache, and I'm looking for the night air to cure that. I rigged a spear out of a branch and the metal siding from the other night. I plan to practice hunting with it as soon as I find another hideout. More new people were getting water at the creek t... |
Shipyards are closed. | [WP] You live in Madagascar, the only place untouched by a deadly disease that has been wiping out the entire world. | "Nervous?" I asked.
The young rookie next to me nodded. His arms were barely large enough to hold the rifle, and the weight of it pushed his torso back as he walked, but he soldiered on by my side as we made our way to the top of the cliff. Late as it was, the moon shone pearly white over the cliffs, marking our path... | It's almost dark enough to move. Being holed up all day gives me a headache, and I'm looking for the night air to cure that. I rigged a spear out of a branch and the metal siding from the other night. I plan to practice hunting with it as soon as I find another hideout. More new people were getting water at the creek t... |
Shipyards are closed. | [WP] You live in Madagascar, the only place untouched by a deadly disease that has been wiping out the entire world. | *Remember you are dust, and to dust you shall return.*
Madagascar. It was the place it all started, and now the place it would end. Two years ago this was where one monkey bite would change the course of human history. The resultant disease- an airborne ebola strain deep from the jungle- would do more than change it. ... | Pitch black. it's 3am. I'm awake in the middle of the night again, another nightmare. The awful things I've done for survival, it haunts me, it seeps into my subconscious. I haven't had a good nights sleep since the outbreak.
A year ago, I was a Lt. sniper in the Navy Seals for 6 years, stationed in Somalia. Our ent... |
What is the drink, why do you buy it?
| [WP] "Every day I buy the same drink..." | Every day I buy the same drink, at the same place...
A cup of coffee. Normal-sized, with cream. I add exactly two and a half bags of sugar, and I stir it exactly fifteen times, counter-clockwise. That is *just* how she liked her coffee. Now that she is gone, this is all I can do to keep her alive, to continue to remem... | And it's always a Founders Porter.
It's not just for the drink itself, which is the most perfect beer on earth, with its dark, sweet notes, rich with malted barley. Not just for the smell, that roasted coffee and chocolate hint to it, nor the most wonderful mouth-feel of any brew; neither too creamy nor too watery. I... |
What is the drink, why do you buy it?
| [WP] "Every day I buy the same drink..." | Every day, I buy the same drink.
"A large Chai Latte with soy, please."
I don't even really like Chai anymore. I could go without it. But I can't go without those few seconds I get from the charming smile behind the counter.
"So, how was your weekend?" he asks as he writes down my order, adding my name without aski... | And it's always a Founders Porter.
It's not just for the drink itself, which is the most perfect beer on earth, with its dark, sweet notes, rich with malted barley. Not just for the smell, that roasted coffee and chocolate hint to it, nor the most wonderful mouth-feel of any brew; neither too creamy nor too watery. I... |
What is the drink, why do you buy it?
| [WP] "Every day I buy the same drink..." | Every day I buy the same drink, at the same place...
A cup of coffee. Normal-sized, with cream. I add exactly two and a half bags of sugar, and I stir it exactly fifteen times, counter-clockwise. That is *just* how she liked her coffee. Now that she is gone, this is all I can do to keep her alive, to continue to remem... | every day i buy the same drink.
i'm not lonely, i'm not even alone. but i fall into these habits in order to feel a sense of community.
that sounds strange. i have people around me, but we don't share any common rituals. we happen to exist in the physical spaces near each other. but we don't share any commonality.
... |
What is the drink, why do you buy it?
| [WP] "Every day I buy the same drink..." | Every day, I buy the same drink.
"A large Chai Latte with soy, please."
I don't even really like Chai anymore. I could go without it. But I can't go without those few seconds I get from the charming smile behind the counter.
"So, how was your weekend?" he asks as he writes down my order, adding my name without aski... | every day i buy the same drink.
i'm not lonely, i'm not even alone. but i fall into these habits in order to feel a sense of community.
that sounds strange. i have people around me, but we don't share any common rituals. we happen to exist in the physical spaces near each other. but we don't share any commonality.
... |
What is the drink, why do you buy it?
| [WP] "Every day I buy the same drink..." | Every day I buy the same drink, at the same place...
A cup of coffee. Normal-sized, with cream. I add exactly two and a half bags of sugar, and I stir it exactly fifteen times, counter-clockwise. That is *just* how she liked her coffee. Now that she is gone, this is all I can do to keep her alive, to continue to remem... | Every day I buy the same drink. At sunrise, when the crests of the waves are just limned in orange, I walk from my hut to the two trees on the island. There, nestled in a low branch beneath a funneling cluster of leaves, sits a wide cupped shell glistening with water.
I've been on this island eight days, but have dis... |
. | [WP] You've been cursed to live the same day for a thousand years and you're 24 hours away from freedom. | I remember a man once - it may have been many years ago, it may have been yesterday - but they said, ten thousand hours.
Ten thousand hours is how long you need to become an expert at something. *Anything*.
And that is a long, long time to spend focusing a skill. For an office worker, slaving away 8 hours a day, tha... | "This is it." This was the day he yearned for, this was the day that he dreamed of.
He sat on his favorite hill watching the sunset, as he had done everyday. "I don't have to do this anymore, I can finally live." Tears streamed down his face, and he wasn't sure if he should feel relieved, or heartbroken.
He woke up ... |
[WP] a man's seemingly innocuous habit causes trouble on a national (or greater) scale | He finally had something to rub into the face of all those snobbish brats from high school at the upcoming reunion. He was working for the NSA. Just saying it aloud sent shivers down his spine. Sure, he was a secretary/errand boy/phonebook for the manager of the cafeteria, but those were just details. The first day on ... | Felip Manzel walked along 127th street, chewing his gum and thinking about the day. The sky was a beautiful blue, as though the Earth were announcing a newborn baby boy. Birds chirped in the air, and the sounds of the city rose to a comfortable buzz. Felip loved New York in the summer.
He casually strolled past a flow... | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | If it has tits or tires and it's name be Beaula, it shall bring trouble to your house so it would probably be best to leave it where it is unless you are one who enjoys drama and screeching voices. If that be the case, go ahead, but only on Thursdays. | "Those who apply varnish should repeat their actions"
"A Q-Tip in the ear is worth two in the nose" | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Everything happens for a reason. | "Those who apply varnish should repeat their actions"
"A Q-Tip in the ear is worth two in the nose" | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Those who speak kindness to those who speak malice are generally viewed as better people by an onlooking third party. | "Those who apply varnish should repeat their actions"
"A Q-Tip in the ear is worth two in the nose" | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | I used to visit my homeless uncle everyday in his cave after school. One day he ate my friend tommy... It wasn't until later I discovered my uncle was a bear.
Not mine, but seemed relevant. | "Those who apply varnish should repeat their actions"
"A Q-Tip in the ear is worth two in the nose" | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | A man does not appreciate a potato for the tiny sprout that escapes to the surface but for the part that insisted on staying buried in shit. | "Those who apply varnish should repeat their actions"
"A Q-Tip in the ear is worth two in the nose" | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Better late than pregnant.
Birds of the same feather, make a good feather duster.
The early bird cock-a-doodle-doos.
Cleanliness is next to fatigue.
If ain't broke, ain't nobody got time fo dat.
Don't bite the hand that's feeding the animals.
You can't judge a book without a jury.
Two heads are scary.
Do unto o... | "Those who apply varnish should repeat their actions"
"A Q-Tip in the ear is worth two in the nose" | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | when life gives you lemons; make lemonade. However you will still need to provide the water, pitcher, sugar and cups for yourself. it would also be prudent to go off a recipe and check ingredients for quality | "Those who apply varnish should repeat their actions"
"A Q-Tip in the ear is worth two in the nose" | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | He who walks in big shoes will find his feet blistered and his shoes will probably fall off, and then he will realize how stupid it was to buy such big shoes, and stop by a Payless after work to buy a new pair only to find that this pair is too small, and he will cry himself to sleep because his wife left him. | "Those who apply varnish should repeat their actions"
"A Q-Tip in the ear is worth two in the nose" | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Behind the darkest cloud, there fly the largest geese. | "Those who apply varnish should repeat their actions"
"A Q-Tip in the ear is worth two in the nose" | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | I say unto thee, park not in thy neighbor's assigned parking space, lest thee be towed away and thy weekend filled with whining calls to thine parents as thou beggest for money to pay the impound fee. | "Those who apply varnish should repeat their actions"
"A Q-Tip in the ear is worth two in the nose" | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | The toad can tell the difference between a pencil and a picture frame, but the toad has no use for such things. | "Those who apply varnish should repeat their actions"
"A Q-Tip in the ear is worth two in the nose" | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | A fox can not sneak into Belgium across the telegraph wires.
(I had a dream where mythbusters proved this wrong, once) | "Those who apply varnish should repeat their actions"
"A Q-Tip in the ear is worth two in the nose" | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Be as the man who drinks water from time to time and you will never be thirsty. | "Those who apply varnish should repeat their actions"
"A Q-Tip in the ear is worth two in the nose" | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | If it has tits or tires and it's name be Beaula, it shall bring trouble to your house so it would probably be best to leave it where it is unless you are one who enjoys drama and screeching voices. If that be the case, go ahead, but only on Thursdays. | Hear my words and heed them well
consider closely what you sell
for if it be that ugly vase
the missus will scream into thy face. | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Everything happens for a reason. | Hear my words and heed them well
consider closely what you sell
for if it be that ugly vase
the missus will scream into thy face. | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Those who speak kindness to those who speak malice are generally viewed as better people by an onlooking third party. | Hear my words and heed them well
consider closely what you sell
for if it be that ugly vase
the missus will scream into thy face. | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | I used to visit my homeless uncle everyday in his cave after school. One day he ate my friend tommy... It wasn't until later I discovered my uncle was a bear.
Not mine, but seemed relevant. | Hear my words and heed them well
consider closely what you sell
for if it be that ugly vase
the missus will scream into thy face. | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | A man does not appreciate a potato for the tiny sprout that escapes to the surface but for the part that insisted on staying buried in shit. | Hear my words and heed them well
consider closely what you sell
for if it be that ugly vase
the missus will scream into thy face. | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Better late than pregnant.
Birds of the same feather, make a good feather duster.
The early bird cock-a-doodle-doos.
Cleanliness is next to fatigue.
If ain't broke, ain't nobody got time fo dat.
Don't bite the hand that's feeding the animals.
You can't judge a book without a jury.
Two heads are scary.
Do unto o... | Hear my words and heed them well
consider closely what you sell
for if it be that ugly vase
the missus will scream into thy face. | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Those who speak kindness to those who speak malice are generally viewed as better people by an onlooking third party. | A staple not filled, staples not. | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | I used to visit my homeless uncle everyday in his cave after school. One day he ate my friend tommy... It wasn't until later I discovered my uncle was a bear.
Not mine, but seemed relevant. | Proverb from Tom Tzu (Sun Tzu´s lesser known brother):
"Be flexible and lean ahead
Give way to the beast from bed
For to touch the seat in the early hour
Is really cold and will leave you sour
Keep it down throughout the session
Or else the missus will teach you a lesson".
-Tom Tzu on the challenges of morning ... | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | A man does not appreciate a potato for the tiny sprout that escapes to the surface but for the part that insisted on staying buried in shit. | Proverb from Tom Tzu (Sun Tzu´s lesser known brother):
"Be flexible and lean ahead
Give way to the beast from bed
For to touch the seat in the early hour
Is really cold and will leave you sour
Keep it down throughout the session
Or else the missus will teach you a lesson".
-Tom Tzu on the challenges of morning ... | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Better late than pregnant.
Birds of the same feather, make a good feather duster.
The early bird cock-a-doodle-doos.
Cleanliness is next to fatigue.
If ain't broke, ain't nobody got time fo dat.
Don't bite the hand that's feeding the animals.
You can't judge a book without a jury.
Two heads are scary.
Do unto o... | Proverb from Tom Tzu (Sun Tzu´s lesser known brother):
"Be flexible and lean ahead
Give way to the beast from bed
For to touch the seat in the early hour
Is really cold and will leave you sour
Keep it down throughout the session
Or else the missus will teach you a lesson".
-Tom Tzu on the challenges of morning ... | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | when life gives you lemons; make lemonade. However you will still need to provide the water, pitcher, sugar and cups for yourself. it would also be prudent to go off a recipe and check ingredients for quality | Proverb from Tom Tzu (Sun Tzu´s lesser known brother):
"Be flexible and lean ahead
Give way to the beast from bed
For to touch the seat in the early hour
Is really cold and will leave you sour
Keep it down throughout the session
Or else the missus will teach you a lesson".
-Tom Tzu on the challenges of morning ... | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | He who walks in big shoes will find his feet blistered and his shoes will probably fall off, and then he will realize how stupid it was to buy such big shoes, and stop by a Payless after work to buy a new pair only to find that this pair is too small, and he will cry himself to sleep because his wife left him. | Proverb from Tom Tzu (Sun Tzu´s lesser known brother):
"Be flexible and lean ahead
Give way to the beast from bed
For to touch the seat in the early hour
Is really cold and will leave you sour
Keep it down throughout the session
Or else the missus will teach you a lesson".
-Tom Tzu on the challenges of morning ... | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Behind the darkest cloud, there fly the largest geese. | Proverb from Tom Tzu (Sun Tzu´s lesser known brother):
"Be flexible and lean ahead
Give way to the beast from bed
For to touch the seat in the early hour
Is really cold and will leave you sour
Keep it down throughout the session
Or else the missus will teach you a lesson".
-Tom Tzu on the challenges of morning ... | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | I say unto thee, park not in thy neighbor's assigned parking space, lest thee be towed away and thy weekend filled with whining calls to thine parents as thou beggest for money to pay the impound fee. | Proverb from Tom Tzu (Sun Tzu´s lesser known brother):
"Be flexible and lean ahead
Give way to the beast from bed
For to touch the seat in the early hour
Is really cold and will leave you sour
Keep it down throughout the session
Or else the missus will teach you a lesson".
-Tom Tzu on the challenges of morning ... | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | The toad can tell the difference between a pencil and a picture frame, but the toad has no use for such things. | Proverb from Tom Tzu (Sun Tzu´s lesser known brother):
"Be flexible and lean ahead
Give way to the beast from bed
For to touch the seat in the early hour
Is really cold and will leave you sour
Keep it down throughout the session
Or else the missus will teach you a lesson".
-Tom Tzu on the challenges of morning ... | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | A fox can not sneak into Belgium across the telegraph wires.
(I had a dream where mythbusters proved this wrong, once) | Proverb from Tom Tzu (Sun Tzu´s lesser known brother):
"Be flexible and lean ahead
Give way to the beast from bed
For to touch the seat in the early hour
Is really cold and will leave you sour
Keep it down throughout the session
Or else the missus will teach you a lesson".
-Tom Tzu on the challenges of morning ... | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Be as the man who drinks water from time to time and you will never be thirsty. | Proverb from Tom Tzu (Sun Tzu´s lesser known brother):
"Be flexible and lean ahead
Give way to the beast from bed
For to touch the seat in the early hour
Is really cold and will leave you sour
Keep it down throughout the session
Or else the missus will teach you a lesson".
-Tom Tzu on the challenges of morning ... | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | I used to visit my homeless uncle everyday in his cave after school. One day he ate my friend tommy... It wasn't until later I discovered my uncle was a bear.
Not mine, but seemed relevant. | If it has tits or tires and it's name be Beaula, it shall bring trouble to your house so it would probably be best to leave it where it is unless you are one who enjoys drama and screeching voices. If that be the case, go ahead, but only on Thursdays. | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | A man does not appreciate a potato for the tiny sprout that escapes to the surface but for the part that insisted on staying buried in shit. | If it has tits or tires and it's name be Beaula, it shall bring trouble to your house so it would probably be best to leave it where it is unless you are one who enjoys drama and screeching voices. If that be the case, go ahead, but only on Thursdays. | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Better late than pregnant.
Birds of the same feather, make a good feather duster.
The early bird cock-a-doodle-doos.
Cleanliness is next to fatigue.
If ain't broke, ain't nobody got time fo dat.
Don't bite the hand that's feeding the animals.
You can't judge a book without a jury.
Two heads are scary.
Do unto o... | If it has tits or tires and it's name be Beaula, it shall bring trouble to your house so it would probably be best to leave it where it is unless you are one who enjoys drama and screeching voices. If that be the case, go ahead, but only on Thursdays. | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | A man does not appreciate a potato for the tiny sprout that escapes to the surface but for the part that insisted on staying buried in shit. | Everything happens for a reason. | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Better late than pregnant.
Birds of the same feather, make a good feather duster.
The early bird cock-a-doodle-doos.
Cleanliness is next to fatigue.
If ain't broke, ain't nobody got time fo dat.
Don't bite the hand that's feeding the animals.
You can't judge a book without a jury.
Two heads are scary.
Do unto o... | Everything happens for a reason. | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Behind the darkest cloud, there fly the largest geese. | When dispatching troops to war
Do not block the fucking door
Not with chairs or flares or floats
Clear a path to their remotes
Not with tanks or infantry
Just clear out and let them be
Not with armoured craft or ships
Give them all potato chips | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | I say unto thee, park not in thy neighbor's assigned parking space, lest thee be towed away and thy weekend filled with whining calls to thine parents as thou beggest for money to pay the impound fee. | When dispatching troops to war
Do not block the fucking door
Not with chairs or flares or floats
Clear a path to their remotes
Not with tanks or infantry
Just clear out and let them be
Not with armoured craft or ships
Give them all potato chips | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | The toad can tell the difference between a pencil and a picture frame, but the toad has no use for such things. | When dispatching troops to war
Do not block the fucking door
Not with chairs or flares or floats
Clear a path to their remotes
Not with tanks or infantry
Just clear out and let them be
Not with armoured craft or ships
Give them all potato chips | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | A fox can not sneak into Belgium across the telegraph wires.
(I had a dream where mythbusters proved this wrong, once) | When dispatching troops to war
Do not block the fucking door
Not with chairs or flares or floats
Clear a path to their remotes
Not with tanks or infantry
Just clear out and let them be
Not with armoured craft or ships
Give them all potato chips | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Be as the man who drinks water from time to time and you will never be thirsty. | When dispatching troops to war
Do not block the fucking door
Not with chairs or flares or floats
Clear a path to their remotes
Not with tanks or infantry
Just clear out and let them be
Not with armoured craft or ships
Give them all potato chips | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Behind the darkest cloud, there fly the largest geese. | when life gives you lemons; make lemonade. However you will still need to provide the water, pitcher, sugar and cups for yourself. it would also be prudent to go off a recipe and check ingredients for quality | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | I say unto thee, park not in thy neighbor's assigned parking space, lest thee be towed away and thy weekend filled with whining calls to thine parents as thou beggest for money to pay the impound fee. | when life gives you lemons; make lemonade. However you will still need to provide the water, pitcher, sugar and cups for yourself. it would also be prudent to go off a recipe and check ingredients for quality | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Behind the darkest cloud, there fly the largest geese. | He who walks in big shoes will find his feet blistered and his shoes will probably fall off, and then he will realize how stupid it was to buy such big shoes, and stop by a Payless after work to buy a new pair only to find that this pair is too small, and he will cry himself to sleep because his wife left him. | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | I say unto thee, park not in thy neighbor's assigned parking space, lest thee be towed away and thy weekend filled with whining calls to thine parents as thou beggest for money to pay the impound fee. | He who walks in big shoes will find his feet blistered and his shoes will probably fall off, and then he will realize how stupid it was to buy such big shoes, and stop by a Payless after work to buy a new pair only to find that this pair is too small, and he will cry himself to sleep because his wife left him. | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | I say unto thee, park not in thy neighbor's assigned parking space, lest thee be towed away and thy weekend filled with whining calls to thine parents as thou beggest for money to pay the impound fee. | Behind the darkest cloud, there fly the largest geese. | |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Be as the man who drinks water from time to time and you will never be thirsty. | Heed my words and listen hear!
When you're itching in your ear,
Grab a Q-tip from the pack,
Check around you: front and back.
One more thing I must implore:
step away from any door.
If your elbow takes a smack,
While knuckle-deep in ear wax.
You will surely feel much pain
From the Q-tip in your brain.
| |
[WP] Write an overly specific, useless proverb | Be as the man who drinks water from time to time and you will never be thirsty. | The toad can tell the difference between a pencil and a picture frame, but the toad has no use for such things. | |
[WP] Make up an absurd conspiracy theory. Try to convince me of it | There is no such place as Tibet. It was invented by the CIA in the 1960's as a counter-argument to the Mao-influenced communism that was all the rage at the time. If China is so great, then why are the Tibetans so horribly oppressed, right? A leaked document from the time instructs propagande managers to describe Tibet... | Trees aren't a natural formation, at least not the pine trees, the government put them there. They were created in a lab and are stuck in the ground all Over the earth to act as sound mufflers. The way padding in a sound booth softens the sound, they work the same wAy. The government put them there because they need th... | |
[WP] A dates invites you to dinner at his/her house. Midway through your dinner, you find out the food has been drugged. | "I feel a little funny."
"Oh yeah? Funny?"
She's smiling mischievously, and by now I have my suspicions. I try to play it off, make it into a joke. "Did you spike the salad? I mean, it was good, but maybe I wouldn't have taken that extra helping, gotta drive later..." My voice trails off halfway through what w... | Her broad smile, petite frame, and neat mid-length hairstyle confirmed that her profile had been accurate in terms of her appearance at least. I gave her a weak smile and my meager bouquet of tulips. She beamed. Her coral lipstick suited her.
"Come on in!" said Lily brightly as she accepted the flowers and led me into... | |
[WP] A dates invites you to dinner at his/her house. Midway through your dinner, you find out the food has been drugged. | "I feel a little funny."
"Oh yeah? Funny?"
She's smiling mischievously, and by now I have my suspicions. I try to play it off, make it into a joke. "Did you spike the salad? I mean, it was good, but maybe I wouldn't have taken that extra helping, gotta drive later..." My voice trails off halfway through what w... | As I walk up to Carol's door, I try to calm my nerves. We've gone out on a few dates, so I shouldn't be nervous. But this time, this time she actually invited me for dinner at her place. "132..." I mumble looking reading off the numbers. My breath gets shorter and my palms get sweatier when I recognize the number she t... | |
[WP] You're at a bar, and start a conversation with the person next to you. You learn he hunts mythic creatures, and you are next on his list. | It was Friday, the hands of the clock slowly ambling towards midnight, and I was hunched over the bar as usual. My fingers drew circles in the puddled beer, spilled by some rowdy teenagers earlier in the evening, maybe two or three hours ago. Nodding to the bartender, I signaled for another drink, a simple vodka martin... | My new friend sipped his whisky while I was playing with my glass. What I wanted to do was down it and ask the bartender for another one.
"Pegasus, you say."
And he seemed so nice and amiable.
He nodded.
"But isn't that a horse," I asked gesturing to myself. I was hoping he'd see I was no horse and leave me alo... | |
[WP] You are a complete dumbass in the zombie apocalypse. You survive any situation on sheer dumb luck, and end up getting everybody else killed in the process. |
I hum merrily as I stroll about the shelter with the first aid kit. Because the shelter was an old church, I liked to call it the Chelter. I was beginning to like this new survival group; they seemed more friendly and fun than the last group. There were three girls in the group: Linda, Lizzie, and me. There were four ... | Kevin was a man who wasn't exactly a leader, but not a coward. Rather, he had a kind of "hold my beer" type of courage, and in the zombie apocalypse, that is a dangerous type of courage to have indeed.
"Damn it Kevin, you don't need a piggy bank. What are you, Five?" Sawyer Spouted at Kevin. John and Mark, the other ... | |
[WP] After an eternity of planning, all the souls in Hell overthrow the devil and and govern themselves. | "You fools!" Yelled the devil chained up to the side of the mountain in hell, "you'll only destroy life by getting out"
The people didn't listen. They have been tormented for eternities and now was their chance to get out. They knew if they persisted they would be alive again. Could see those they left behind, or disc... | "Morning, Bob. I'll have a-"
"Sir, I need to see your food-ordering permit before you place an order."
"Oh, yes, here it is."
Ted grew nervous as Bob, sentenced to Hell for carrying out lawsuits against the poorest people for the dumbest reasons, examines his permit.
"I'm sorry, sir, but this expired two seconds ago."... | |
[WP] World War 3 has just started. Who is at war and why? | America, falling, failing, and unable to let got it's remaining power starts a foolish war in the Middle East. The stage, if you can image this dear listeners, is set with European powers becoming insular, no longer following their darling child into battle. Israel and Saudi Arabia is strange bed fellows but both ally ... | Listening to a CBC radio podcast as I stand in the July sun washing lettuce for the farmer's market I hear Jack exit his house. The screen door which he has always caught with his foot to avoid slamming, crashes into the doorframe with a loud clap of aluminum on old pine. The sound catches me unaware and I jump at the ... | |
[WP] World War 3 has just started. Who is at war and why? | Farzad Armani was an Iranian revolutionary, involved in the opening stages of that country's conflict. Here he shares what motivated him to action.
"My brother was killed by police forces for his participation in the Green Revolution protests in 2009. A tear gas canister was fired into the crowd and struck his head, k... | Listening to a CBC radio podcast as I stand in the July sun washing lettuce for the farmer's market I hear Jack exit his house. The screen door which he has always caught with his foot to avoid slamming, crashes into the doorframe with a loud clap of aluminum on old pine. The sound catches me unaware and I jump at the ... | |
[WP] World War 3 has just started. Who is at war and why? | Farzad Armani was an Iranian revolutionary, involved in the opening stages of that country's conflict. Here he shares what motivated him to action.
"My brother was killed by police forces for his participation in the Green Revolution protests in 2009. A tear gas canister was fired into the crowd and struck his head, k... | 2018 - That'll probably be the year that will go down as the official start of the third world war. Exactly a century from the end of the first. Well, getting into academic technicalities, it was really the second world war continued.
Sure, some other dates get thrown around in academic debate. 2014 most notably, when... | |
[WP] Whenever Alice dreams, she relives the entire day of a random person on earth, sometimes strangers and sometimes people she knows in real life. Tonight, as she falls asleep, she enters the day of the man she just married. | Alice has always had difficulties keeping her mind to herself. It started when she was a little girl and followed that white rabbit. Now twenty years later her mind has decided to take a trip all its own.
As she lays her head down with not a worry in her mind she finds herself slipping away. She assumed it was to dr... | (First time posting, I would love constructive criticism! PM me if there are points I need to work on. Thanks in advance! ) Alice nuzzles her face into the cool pillow, excited to see what tonight’s dreams would be. Most people hated the thought of losing hours of their life just sleeping but Alice loved these all too ... | |
[WP] Whenever Alice dreams, she relives the entire day of a random person on earth, sometimes strangers and sometimes people she knows in real life. Tonight, as she falls asleep, she enters the day of the man she just married. | She was always different from the other children. On her thirteenth birthday she started to dream things. Dream the life of someone else. At first it was just one person from somewhere in China. However, the next week she dreamed of someone through India. Flash foreword thirteen years and at the ripe age of 26 she ca... | (First time posting, I would love constructive criticism! PM me if there are points I need to work on. Thanks in advance! ) Alice nuzzles her face into the cool pillow, excited to see what tonight’s dreams would be. Most people hated the thought of losing hours of their life just sleeping but Alice loved these all too ... | |
[WP] Whenever Alice dreams, she relives the entire day of a random person on earth, sometimes strangers and sometimes people she knows in real life. Tonight, as she falls asleep, she enters the day of the man she just married. | Alice awoke to find herself sleepy and stubbly. She quietly slipped out of bed in the dark, pre-dawn gloom to find the restroom in this new house. When she found the light switch, she quickly flipped it. To her surprise, she saw a blue rubbish bin, a chrome towel rack and the remnants of toilet tissue thrown in it – ju... | (First time posting, I would love constructive criticism! PM me if there are points I need to work on. Thanks in advance! ) Alice nuzzles her face into the cool pillow, excited to see what tonight’s dreams would be. Most people hated the thought of losing hours of their life just sleeping but Alice loved these all too ... | |
[WP] Whenever Alice dreams, she relives the entire day of a random person on earth, sometimes strangers and sometimes people she knows in real life. Tonight, as she falls asleep, she enters the day of the man she just married. | POSSIBLY NSFW-ISH (Language and sexual stuff)
"I love you honey."
"I love you too." I smiled and felt him squeeze me tight into his arms. I felt so safe and happy. After only four years we were finally married. In love and together.
~~~
An Iphone alarm that my husband uses goes off. Eyes open and a hand reaches fo... | (First time posting, I would love constructive criticism! PM me if there are points I need to work on. Thanks in advance! ) Alice nuzzles her face into the cool pillow, excited to see what tonight’s dreams would be. Most people hated the thought of losing hours of their life just sleeping but Alice loved these all too ... | |
[WP] Whenever Alice dreams, she relives the entire day of a random person on earth, sometimes strangers and sometimes people she knows in real life. Tonight, as she falls asleep, she enters the day of the man she just married. | Alice awoke to find herself sleepy and stubbly. She quietly slipped out of bed in the dark, pre-dawn gloom to find the restroom in this new house. When she found the light switch, she quickly flipped it. To her surprise, she saw a blue rubbish bin, a chrome towel rack and the remnants of toilet tissue thrown in it – ju... | I slowly opened my eyes as cracks of light spilled across my bedsheets. Hmmm, that's weird, no dream today? I stretched and yawned....then stopped dead still as I realized that there was another me at the closet. "Hey sweetie," My thoughts whirled in a typhoon of mixed emotions as my body moved of it's own volition and... | |
[WP] Whenever Alice dreams, she relives the entire day of a random person on earth, sometimes strangers and sometimes people she knows in real life. Tonight, as she falls asleep, she enters the day of the man she just married. | POSSIBLY NSFW-ISH (Language and sexual stuff)
"I love you honey."
"I love you too." I smiled and felt him squeeze me tight into his arms. I felt so safe and happy. After only four years we were finally married. In love and together.
~~~
An Iphone alarm that my husband uses goes off. Eyes open and a hand reaches fo... | I slowly opened my eyes as cracks of light spilled across my bedsheets. Hmmm, that's weird, no dream today? I stretched and yawned....then stopped dead still as I realized that there was another me at the closet. "Hey sweetie," My thoughts whirled in a typhoon of mixed emotions as my body moved of it's own volition and... | |
[WP] Whenever Alice dreams, she relives the entire day of a random person on earth, sometimes strangers and sometimes people she knows in real life. Tonight, as she falls asleep, she enters the day of the man she just married. | My eyes shot open and I sat up panicked and disoriented. Wait, this was not me, this was... oh yeah, this was someone else. I was still tired, still a little drowsy, wait not, THIS person was. I always forget even though it's been 13 years, I always forget what happens in my dream. I, no HE, looked over at the clock, i... | Sleep, perchance to dream... But of course I would chance to dream about this man, tonight.
I had saved myself for this man. The man who had cold feet and left me at the alter crying twice with no one but our families to watch.
Now I stand here, just over his shoulder, like I had done every night since I was 14. It'... | |
[WP] A horror videogame that allows the user to actually feel like he/she is in the game. | Your eyes narrow and focus on the heading. "A horror videogame that allows the user to actually feel like he/she is in the game."
Your eyebrow raises slightly, and you click on the link. You scroll down, looking for an interesting story to read. Before you start reading, you hear a quiet noise behind you. You cast a q... | The claws dragged her down the dark hallway, their cold grasp twisting her ankle. Jane scrambled, trying to hold on the cracks of the stone floor, but her wounded fingers would give, again and again. They were moving faster.
"No! Let me go! Fuckfuckfuck..." she shouted. The smell of rotting stench surrounded her, they... | |
Write a story that gives a piece of garbage a history. It can include the tragic events to it being tossed aside into the trash or be complete fiction. I just want to hop on the feel train for something no one cares about. | [WP] Make me have the feels about a piece of garbage in your trash. | One eye missing, it stares through the rest of the debris and detritus of the morning. Damp coffee grounds stain the exposed stuffing of one ragged arm.
The little plush monkey is beyond repair, battered; beaten.
 
I picture it in his arms.
My son has carried it everywhere for five years. It went with hi... | It was something he had never thought he'd have. She had picked it out for him. Although his friends teased him about it, he was secretly proud that he'd kept his for so long.
Over time it became worn with much love and care. It's luster was undiminished, but seemed to become deeper, and richer with time. It saw hi... |
Write a story that gives a piece of garbage a history. It can include the tragic events to it being tossed aside into the trash or be complete fiction. I just want to hop on the feel train for something no one cares about. | [WP] Make me have the feels about a piece of garbage in your trash. | One eye missing, it stares through the rest of the debris and detritus of the morning. Damp coffee grounds stain the exposed stuffing of one ragged arm.
The little plush monkey is beyond repair, battered; beaten.
 
I picture it in his arms.
My son has carried it everywhere for five years. It went with hi... | Seven floral bandanas at the bottom of the bag.
The housekeeper apologized to the man and left.
The man apologized to an empty house and stayed.
One carton of cigarettes at the bottom of the bag. |
Write a story that gives a piece of garbage a history. It can include the tragic events to it being tossed aside into the trash or be complete fiction. I just want to hop on the feel train for something no one cares about. | [WP] Make me have the feels about a piece of garbage in your trash. | One eye missing, it stares through the rest of the debris and detritus of the morning. Damp coffee grounds stain the exposed stuffing of one ragged arm.
The little plush monkey is beyond repair, battered; beaten.
 
I picture it in his arms.
My son has carried it everywhere for five years. It went with hi... | What merriment have I seen, what joy! Grand battles, triumphant victories, the conclusions of adventures over land and sea. I was his vassal, his wish was my command. Every order I obeyed, every enemy I helped to slay, all in the name of happiness and glee! For years we together, conquered all before us. A duo, dynamic... |
Write a story that gives a piece of garbage a history. It can include the tragic events to it being tossed aside into the trash or be complete fiction. I just want to hop on the feel train for something no one cares about. | [WP] Make me have the feels about a piece of garbage in your trash. | Two lines on a stick that smelled faintly of urine. There'd been twenty of these to grace the bin over the past four months.
He held her while she sobbed. | Shiny. Beautiful. Powerful. Anyone who entered the Firuzu's home was greeted by the beautiful samuari sword passed down for countless generations. It was said to have been used in countless, nameless wars, so the tales spoke of, and brought more honor to the family than any other item could.
It was said to have been ... |
Write a story that gives a piece of garbage a history. It can include the tragic events to it being tossed aside into the trash or be complete fiction. I just want to hop on the feel train for something no one cares about. | [WP] Make me have the feels about a piece of garbage in your trash. | Two lines on a stick that smelled faintly of urine. There'd been twenty of these to grace the bin over the past four months.
He held her while she sobbed. | It got broken during the move. Something heavy had fallen on it and broken Batman's head off. It wasn't just a regular batman, it was dekuxe batman with grappling hook action. I told him I had lost it. I searched on ebay. Unfortunately, it was a rare one, lowest price was $350 for one with more damage then my son's. I ... |
Write a story that gives a piece of garbage a history. It can include the tragic events to it being tossed aside into the trash or be complete fiction. I just want to hop on the feel train for something no one cares about. | [WP] Make me have the feels about a piece of garbage in your trash. | Two lines on a stick that smelled faintly of urine. There'd been twenty of these to grace the bin over the past four months.
He held her while she sobbed. | I wore this dress when I graduated from college. The robe covered it, but I knew it was there. Everybody keeps their robes on after graduation; it's a way of showing off. The whole family went out to dinner, and I wore the robe proudly. I was proud of the dress, too, but no one else knew about that.
After graduating, ... |
[WP] Say something educated, but say it in a dumb way. | No one thinks it is like it be but it do. | you see sonny jim, that table youse resting yer elbows on...its hard, firm as a rock...but then you look at them there beams of light pouring in all warm and thick like my momma's butter milk batter- they be the same things! I'm tell ya'll. Matter and Enegy ...two sides of the same coin. Ones just vibrating slow then d... | |
[WP] Say something educated, but say it in a dumb way. | So, like, you know how there's that thing around a black hole? You know, where you turn into spaghetti and stuff? Well, I read a thing the other day that said that's what we live in, but like all fourth dimensional and stuff. Like, our universe is all the stuff that you would find on the spaghetti layer of a black hole... | Man, every stupid ass artist started with doodles and shit. You think if you quit every time some retard said you should, you'd ever get anywhere? Fuck that, I bet that Mozart dude didn't even get some of his crap on his momma's fridge. Now he's out there inventing the lightbulb and painting that chapel in Italy or so... | |
[WP] Say something educated, but say it in a dumb way. | No one thinks it is like it be but it do. | Man, every stupid ass artist started with doodles and shit. You think if you quit every time some retard said you should, you'd ever get anywhere? Fuck that, I bet that Mozart dude didn't even get some of his crap on his momma's fridge. Now he's out there inventing the lightbulb and painting that chapel in Italy or so... | |
[WP] Say something educated, but say it in a dumb way. | My ni*gga Schrödinger said he wasn't sure if the pussy was going to be there when he rolled through to her crib. | Man, every stupid ass artist started with doodles and shit. You think if you quit every time some retard said you should, you'd ever get anywhere? Fuck that, I bet that Mozart dude didn't even get some of his crap on his momma's fridge. Now he's out there inventing the lightbulb and painting that chapel in Italy or so... |
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