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[WP] Say something educated, but say it in a dumb way. | My ni*gga Schrödinger said he wasn't sure if the pussy was going to be there when he rolled through to her crib. | So, like, you know how there's that thing around a black hole? You know, where you turn into spaghetti and stuff? Well, I read a thing the other day that said that's what we live in, but like all fourth dimensional and stuff. Like, our universe is all the stuff that you would find on the spaghetti layer of a black hole... | |
[WP] Say something educated, but say it in a dumb way. | My ni*gga Schrödinger said he wasn't sure if the pussy was going to be there when he rolled through to her crib. | things a that be moving.. keep on a moving..
things that be sitting.. keep on a sitting...
unless something comes along and says otherwise.. | |
[WP] Say something educated, but say it in a dumb way. | My ni*gga Schrödinger said he wasn't sure if the pussy was going to be there when he rolled through to her crib. | "Theoretical physics? Shit, man, ain't nobody really knows what the hell is goin' on there. Just a buncha guessin', mostly. Them fellers prob'ly never figure it out." | |
[WP] Say something educated, but say it in a dumb way. | My ni*gga Schrödinger said he wasn't sure if the pussy was going to be there when he rolled through to her crib. | "You ain't got no fucking business telling people that. Walking around here like you got a fuckin' gold mine in your mouth," the criss-crossed man cleared his throat loudly, sending saliva to the ground, "But truth is no matter how smart you is, you still don't know how to fuckin talk to people."
He stared out at him... | |
[WP] Say something educated, but say it in a dumb way. | How Can We Know If Our Life Is Real If Our Minds Aren't Real? How Can We Say We Have Free Will When We Are Not Ourselves? How Can We Be Ourselves If We Do Not Exist Outside Of Others And The World? | "You ain't got no fucking business telling people that. Walking around here like you got a fuckin' gold mine in your mouth," the criss-crossed man cleared his throat loudly, sending saliva to the ground, "But truth is no matter how smart you is, you still don't know how to fuckin talk to people."
He stared out at him... | |
# Ideas to consider if it is set in the past:
+ What was the reason for the Inquisition to be hunting Aliens?
+ What knowledge did they possess or simply sought them out because they were "demons" or "witches"?
+ How did they even find out about them?
# Alternatively in a future setting:
+ What made the aliens ... | [WP] Unknown to most, Aliens have tried to invade Earth before. The last time they tried, they were defeated, by the Spanish Inquisition. They haven't been back since. | "We can NEVER go back!" Chancilor Grub-grub Butted the end of his staff in the ground to emphasize his point.
"But, your highness, Surely these creatures must have grown more intelligent, more advanced.... certainly if we let them continue this path, they will be our species's downfall!"
Grub-grub looked down from hi... | EDIT: I banged this out at work, I decided I wanted to flesh it out a bit more.
The 1st of November, 1515
Inquisitor Cortes de Gama had tortured many in his days. He had hung Muslims from the ceiling by their thumbs, stretched Jesuits over the rack, and poured water over the covered faces of Jews. When he entered the... |
[WP] Years after a nuclear war which destroyed nations and landscapes, a man departs from a ship after crossing from England to America to document mutated and dangerous wildlife. (Comedic) | Field Diary of Dr. James Bancroft
**Date:** 12th of March, 2284
**Location:** Sewers of New York City
When I set out on this journey, I was wholly unsure of what I would find. Mayhaps there was some remnant of American society that survived the destruction. Perhaps there were would be evidence of the local ecosystem... | Our watch-captain had called for sights of land an hour ago, and as I now breached the hangar and into the fresh of air, I was hit by a disgusting stench. All around me my crew mates had gas masks, shirt tails, any thing to block the smell. I too pulled up mine, and checked my RistRatch for the current radiation levels... | |
To clarify...(but feel free to take this however you want)....everyday, you go to sleep in your bed on Earth, and then wake up in a different world (different from our Earth but the same strange world every 'night'), where you spend the day. At the end of each day on strange-world, you go to bed, and awaken in the 'rea... | [WP] When you go to bed every night, you wake up in a different world. You spend the day there, and when you go to sleep there, you wake up in the morning here. | I looked at the clock and mentally kicked myself. I was so busy with the video game in front of me, I was almost late for school. I quickly got up and locked the doors, kicked off my shoes, and shut off the lights. I mumbled under my breath as I walked into my bedroom. I didn't really have time to deal with showering a... | Eddie didn't hate himself. He just didn't like being himself.
He lay in bed In his room, his feet too long for the bed frame. Tall, skinny, and gaunt, with dark circles under his eyes no matter how much he slept, and he slept a lot. He wasn't even the smart type of nerd, just the one that is unpopular and likes video ... |
No Zombies, Super flue, Nuclear Fallout, Alien Invasion, Heaven vs Hell Battle, Global Warming, or anything ever made. Give us a new kind of apocalypse! | [WP] Write a post-apocalyptic short story set in a world destroyed by a never imagined apocalypse event. | Journal Entry:1433
We celebrated Zero day last night. Five hundred or so weary souls gathered around the massive steam engine that powers Ark City. One by one each of us took our turn calling out the names of those we had lost in what became known as the Spark. When my turn came I stood silent for a few seconds as I ... | The new Pokémon game was simply too addicting. Oh. My. God. Look at those sweet new evolutions. Look at those revolutionary sprite art. Look at them. LOOK AT IT.
It wasn't long before the whole world was captivated completely by this new design and technology. After all, it was fucking *amazing*. The Pokémon franchise... |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah.... | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night! | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | A mirror image of our Government. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We surrendered Earth for the promise of a hot meal. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Voyager was a mistake, we just gave them our address.
Edit: Another idea: We looked for them, in the end, they found us.
Edit: Idea the third: Later the details melt away, all you remember is screaming.
| We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | The stars were beautiful, once, before them. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | There was no cake. Okay, there was some cake. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | In the end, progress was more important than humanity. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | It had never been a free world to begin with. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We all saw it coming but couldn't do a thing | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They were beautiful and wanted love slaves. They got them. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | When they came, we were too busy fighting ourselves. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Terrified Human brains secrete the best drug ever. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They said "We came in peace". We were fools. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They barely noticed we were there. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We were never free. Our entire history was a lie. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We fought. We lost. We cried. Eventually, we all died. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | There was no enslavement, liberal propaganda. This has always been. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They brought agriculture. We unwittingly terraformed our home for them. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Enslavement? They saved us. We were starving, they fed us. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | **After two thousand years, they forgot we could fight back**
[[ Yes it is 10 words.... not under ten... but other people did it too.... ]] | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They tell me tales of times when men were free. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They thanked us for the fish. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | When they made life easy, we stopped resisting, complacent. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | I, for one, accept our new insect overlords - Kent Brockman | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Those who stood on the precipice of divinity now kneel. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They took the children. They left the politicians. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Once you're the host, you really don't mind the pain. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | I hate picking space-cotton and building space-pyramids. Dammit. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Experimentation and labor. Would we have done any different? | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | THings evEntullY turnEd eAsy, iT sUre was for the beSt | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah.... | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night! | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | A mirror image of our Government. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We surrendered Earth for the promise of a hot meal. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Voyager was a mistake, we just gave them our address.
Edit: Another idea: We looked for them, in the end, they found us.
Edit: Idea the third: Later the details melt away, all you remember is screaming.
| Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | The stars were beautiful, once, before them. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | There was no cake. Okay, there was some cake. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | In the end, progress was more important than humanity. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | It had never been a free world to begin with. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We all saw it coming but couldn't do a thing | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They were beautiful and wanted love slaves. They got them. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | When they came, we were too busy fighting ourselves. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Terrified Human brains secrete the best drug ever. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They said "We came in peace". We were fools. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They barely noticed we were there. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We were never free. Our entire history was a lie. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We fought. We lost. We cried. Eventually, we all died. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | There was no enslavement, liberal propaganda. This has always been. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They brought agriculture. We unwittingly terraformed our home for them. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Enslavement? They saved us. We were starving, they fed us. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | **After two thousand years, they forgot we could fight back**
[[ Yes it is 10 words.... not under ten... but other people did it too.... ]] | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They tell me tales of times when men were free. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They thanked us for the fish. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | When they made life easy, we stopped resisting, complacent. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | I, for one, accept our new insect overlords - Kent Brockman | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Those who stood on the precipice of divinity now kneel. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They took the children. They left the politicians. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | I hate picking space-cotton and building space-pyramids. Dammit. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah.... | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night! | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | A mirror image of our Government. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We surrendered Earth for the promise of a hot meal. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Voyager was a mistake, we just gave them our address.
Edit: Another idea: We looked for them, in the end, they found us.
Edit: Idea the third: Later the details melt away, all you remember is screaming.
| We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | The stars were beautiful, once, before them. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | There was no cake. Okay, there was some cake. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | In the end, progress was more important than humanity. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | It had never been a free world to begin with. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We all saw it coming but couldn't do a thing | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They were beautiful and wanted love slaves. They got them. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | When they came, we were too busy fighting ourselves. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Terrified Human brains secrete the best drug ever. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They said "We came in peace". We were fools. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They barely noticed we were there. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We were never free. Our entire history was a lie. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | There was no enslavement, liberal propaganda. This has always been. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They brought agriculture. We unwittingly terraformed our home for them. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Enslavement? They saved us. We were starving, they fed us. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | **After two thousand years, they forgot we could fight back**
[[ Yes it is 10 words.... not under ten... but other people did it too.... ]] | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They tell me tales of times when men were free. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They thanked us for the fish. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | I, for one, accept our new insect overlords - Kent Brockman | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. |
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