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[WP] Say something educated, but say it in a dumb way. | My ni*gga Schrödinger said he wasn't sure if the pussy was going to be there when he rolled through to her crib. | So, like, you know how there's that thing around a black hole? You know, where you turn into spaghetti and stuff? Well, I read a thing the other day that said that's what we live in, but like all fourth dimensional and stuff. Like, our universe is all the stuff that you would find on the spaghetti layer of a black hole, but the black hole is one dimension bigger than our universe. Oh my god! That might mean that there are little stick figure universes all around our black holes! How cute! | |
[WP] Say something educated, but say it in a dumb way. | My ni*gga Schrödinger said he wasn't sure if the pussy was going to be there when he rolled through to her crib. | things a that be moving.. keep on a moving..
things that be sitting.. keep on a sitting...
unless something comes along and says otherwise.. | |
[WP] Say something educated, but say it in a dumb way. | My ni*gga Schrödinger said he wasn't sure if the pussy was going to be there when he rolled through to her crib. | "Theoretical physics? Shit, man, ain't nobody really knows what the hell is goin' on there. Just a buncha guessin', mostly. Them fellers prob'ly never figure it out." | |
[WP] Say something educated, but say it in a dumb way. | My ni*gga Schrödinger said he wasn't sure if the pussy was going to be there when he rolled through to her crib. | "You ain't got no fucking business telling people that. Walking around here like you got a fuckin' gold mine in your mouth," the criss-crossed man cleared his throat loudly, sending saliva to the ground, "But truth is no matter how smart you is, you still don't know how to fuckin talk to people."
He stared out at him with angry eyes, curling his lip, thinking of something to say.
"You think you're so fucking smart, but you don't know the first thing about shit. Comin here, trying to change something that just can't be changed. Telling us that what we do is wrong, that we're fucked up and screwed up and need changing and shit. But you're fucked up. You got your big words and white teeth, but you don't do no good about helpin people. Your words is all about dirt. You talk dirt. You see us a problem but don't try to help nobody. Well, guess what? You's shit! Calling us worse don't make you no better! Telling us to change don't fix horseshit. You gotta be the one to dig in the dirt if you want to find something worthwhile. So go on, get your hands dirty. Or get the fuck out, cause you sure as hell ain't doin us no good just standin there, talking." | |
[WP] Say something educated, but say it in a dumb way. | How Can We Know If Our Life Is Real If Our Minds Aren't Real? How Can We Say We Have Free Will When We Are Not Ourselves? How Can We Be Ourselves If We Do Not Exist Outside Of Others And The World? | "You ain't got no fucking business telling people that. Walking around here like you got a fuckin' gold mine in your mouth," the criss-crossed man cleared his throat loudly, sending saliva to the ground, "But truth is no matter how smart you is, you still don't know how to fuckin talk to people."
He stared out at him with angry eyes, curling his lip, thinking of something to say.
"You think you're so fucking smart, but you don't know the first thing about shit. Comin here, trying to change something that just can't be changed. Telling us that what we do is wrong, that we're fucked up and screwed up and need changing and shit. But you're fucked up. You got your big words and white teeth, but you don't do no good about helpin people. Your words is all about dirt. You talk dirt. You see us a problem but don't try to help nobody. Well, guess what? You's shit! Calling us worse don't make you no better! Telling us to change don't fix horseshit. You gotta be the one to dig in the dirt if you want to find something worthwhile. So go on, get your hands dirty. Or get the fuck out, cause you sure as hell ain't doin us no good just standin there, talking." | |
# Ideas to consider if it is set in the past:
+ What was the reason for the Inquisition to be hunting Aliens?
+ What knowledge did they possess or simply sought them out because they were "demons" or "witches"?
+ How did they even find out about them?
# Alternatively in a future setting:
+ What made the aliens decide not to come back? ...(until now)?
+ What would happen if SETI or NASA found proof they existed?
+ Who would even know, or who would want to keep it a secret (the most)?
# Side prompt if the above doesn't interest you:
+ What would the aliens think of us after this?
+ Would they tell stories of some crazed planet where you were guilty of sin just by landing there?
+ Planning some sort of invasion to get back at us? Possibly thinking we still had 15 and 16 century tech?
+ What if we went out into space in the future, and found them instead?
Otherwise throw all ideas out and just do whatever. I hope the title prompt is enough to stimulate some ideas.
Sorry if I made any glaring faux pas in my post.
Edit: I should have expected this, but then again...
You people are awesome. | [WP] Unknown to most, Aliens have tried to invade Earth before. The last time they tried, they were defeated, by the Spanish Inquisition. They haven't been back since. | "We can NEVER go back!" Chancilor Grub-grub Butted the end of his staff in the ground to emphasize his point.
"But, your highness, Surely these creatures must have grown more intelligent, more advanced.... certainly if we let them continue this path, they will be our species's downfall!"
Grub-grub looked down from his seat at the youngling. "You are too young to remember, Senator Glax, but I am not. I was there when we landed on that blue world. And I was there when we watched our fleet be destroyed. That world is no place for our kind. "
Senator Glax pressed on, determined. "It was a fluke sir. Our intelligence says that their resistance group ceases to exist anymore! Supposedly it served a different purpose at the time. What ever that purpose was, we may never know, but it has finished. All we do know is that now, they are vulnerable."
Grub-grub stroked one of his many chins. "That is... interesting news Senator. Why was I not informed of this?"
"Your magnificence, you had instructed your advisers to never speak of the Blue world again."
"...Ah, yes, you are right. Leave me be, Senator Glax. I have much thinking to do."
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"Sir, a strange signal is coming in."
Johnson looked up from his morning coffee and newspaper. "Oh? What is it, Gamma ray, x-ray...?"
"It appears to be radio, sir. I am tracking its source now."
A couple of other scientists overheard this, and gathered around to listen in on the new signal. Johnson took another sip out of his SETI coffee mug.
"Sir... you aren't going to believe this..."
A great blast shook the building, knocking a few employees to their knees. Johnson steadied himself, then looked to the gaping hole in the ceiling. Dozens of strange, alien beings flew into the room, quickly killing the employees of SETI. Before Johnson could react, one of these creatures grabbed him and forced him to the ground. A fat, blue creature, with antennae all about his face, slowly descended from the hole. The creature pinning him down shouted something to the fat one in an alien tongue. The fat one nodded. Johnson's aggressor looked down, its antennae glistening in some strange substance. Before it could move, however, a steel saber punctured one of its eyes. The creature screamed and tried to get up, however it was being pinned by the saber. With a deft movement, the attacker finished off the blue alien with a single slice. Its guts spilled out on Johnson, who quickly backed up to the wall.
Johnson looked up at his savior. A white man, dressed in red robes, stood there, smiling down at him. With a thick accent, the red man said, "You are not hurt, yes? You did not swallow their blood?" Johnson nodded. "Very good." The red man whistled. With a battle cry, several more red-garbed warriors rode into the room, massive horses beneath them. Johnson watched in amazement as the red men had no trouble dispatching these blue aliens. Their leader, the fat one, started screaming at the sight of them. Johnson's savior lept onto his horse, and quickly ran the fat one down, knocking him to his side. He dismounted, and grabbed the alien by his throat. The other red-garbed men surrounded him. The alien spat out something in its strange tongue. The red-garbed man took a sword to his throat. "Habla. Speak."
The alien fruitlessly tried to shake him off. "How?" Johnson cringed. The alien's voice sounded like shards of glass to his ears. "Your kind is supposed to have been destroyed!"
The red-garbed man merely laughed at him.
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition." | EDIT: I banged this out at work, I decided I wanted to flesh it out a bit more.
The 1st of November, 1515
Inquisitor Cortes de Gama had tortured many in his days. He had hung Muslims from the ceiling by their thumbs, stretched Jesuits over the rack, and poured water over the covered faces of Jews. When he entered the room, some were quivering masses of terror, some staunch believers of their deviant religions. But when Cortes was done with them, they all freely confessed to their sickening sins.
Throughout all this, he never drew blood. That was the law, and the law must be followed, be it set down by man or the Lord. Nor did his subjects ever suffer for more than 15 minutes. That too was the law.
But the laws of men, he rationalized, only applied to men. Not the disgusting creature prostrated before him. In pursuit of greater divinity, Cortes took some...liberties.
The room was a sparse one, in a high tower, where screams could not be heard. It was clean, for the floors were scrubbed of blood and the windows of grime after every session. Cortes stood in the shade cast by a single cloud that hung lazily in the sky. It was from that shadow that a whole host of the demons had descended, like Lucifer all those years ago.
"For whom is your lord and savior?" Cortes asked again. He had lost track of how many times he had repeated those words.
The monster's scaly chest heaved up and down. In its devilish tongue it said, "N'ila, n'ila."
Cortes had spent enough time with the thing to understand that that meant no. He sucked his teeth and twisted the key of the pear.
The monster screamed. It was a horrible sound, like a thousand rusty blades dragged against whetstones. A fresh stream of greenish-black blood poured from it's agonized orifice. Cortes believed it was its mouth.
"Who is your lord and savior?" Cortes asked again. He held up a a roughly-hewn wooden cross. "Is it Jesus? Do you love Jesus? Have you accepted him into your...heart-like organ?"
"N-n'ila! N'ila!" it stammered desperately.
It's pathetic, shrill cries filled Cortes with a righteous hatred. "You stubborn bastard," Cortes hissed. With a few more turns of the key, the pear was fully extended. The spikes welded on the pear's arms tore through its cheeks. For a moment its voice was an inaudible screech, it's mouth a black abyss of thrashing muscles.
It stilled.
Cortes watched the demon for any signs of life. He realized that for the first time in his life, he had uttered an unholy word. Shame filled him, and he crossed himself and whispered a quick prayer of forgiveness.
Behind him, the door opened, and two servants entered. They unlatched the body from its shackles and began to carry it away. Before they left, Cortes stopped them.
"May Hell be unkind," he said, and he draped the cross about its neck.
Outside the tower, unnoticed by all, the lone cloud had disappeared. |
[WP] Years after a nuclear war which destroyed nations and landscapes, a man departs from a ship after crossing from England to America to document mutated and dangerous wildlife. (Comedic) | Field Diary of Dr. James Bancroft
**Date:** 12th of March, 2284
**Location:** Sewers of New York City
When I set out on this journey, I was wholly unsure of what I would find. Mayhaps there was some remnant of American society that survived the destruction. Perhaps there were would be evidence of the local ecosystem recovering from the fallout. Or, the Holy Grail for field researchers: cattle that have developed a resistance to radioactivity.
I sojourned into the sewers under the assumption that maybe it provided some degree of protection when the bombs fell. Miraculously, the lights were still operational.
My theories were proved correct. Curious mushrooms and other vegetation had grown unchecked in the gloom and moisture. They gave off a heady, intoxicating aroma. After collecting a few samples, I decided to cover my face and venture deeper in.
After a certain point, the lights became more uncertain, and were prone to flickering. The only sounds were my footsteps, and the occasional crackle of electricity and water dripping. Empty pizza boxes littered the floor.
I stopped to examine a peculiarly large spore, and for half a second, I heard footsteps. My heart leaped into my throat. I spun around, my hand going to my machete, but there was nothing but shadows behind me.
I slowly turned around, and noticed something skitter behind a pile of debris. The rasp of my machete being drawn from its scabbard seemed deafening. I meekly inched forward. "Who goes?" I called out.
No answer.
With shaking hands, I probed the pile of garbage with the end of my weapon. A rusty can rolled down the hill, and out popped a rat the size of a bread loaf. It squeaked, and scurried between my legs. I breathed a sigh of relief, and watched it scamper away.
When I turned, I found myself face-to-face with what I can only describe as a monstrous turtle. It was the size of a man, and stood like one. It wore an orange sock with holes cut out for its blood-shot eyes.
"Cowabunga, dude," it said.
| Our watch-captain had called for sights of land an hour ago, and as I now breached the hangar and into the fresh of air, I was hit by a disgusting stench. All around me my crew mates had gas masks, shirt tails, any thing to block the smell. I too pulled up mine, and checked my RistRatch for the current radiation levels.
"Bless the Three-Armed Queen, Radcliffe look, radiation is through the charts here!" I cried, and soon my right hand man was at my left.
Radcliffe was certainly as astonished as I was at these records levels, but we decided to press on, the world needed to know what became of this once great nation. And so at landfall Radcliffe, a hired gun, and I departed the ship and walked across the perilous ruins of the Eastern Seaboard.
Journals in hand, Radcliffe and I took all afternoon documenting, billing, declaring, and constituting all information we could about this new world. Buildings had crumbled, roads were halfway to being just piles of gravel (though Radcliffe told me they were always like that). There was some life, much to our joy, neon green plants had exploded out of the ground, with metre high tendrils. A few hours in, a rodent, with a tint of violet in it's fur, skittered across a vacant lawn. I slammed the button on my RistRatch in time, and the poor creature brought up high radiation and a 76% mutation. We spent a good time documenting that, actual mammal life!
The day was thinning, and determined to get back before night, we were just turning back when the most extraordinary sight befell us. We stood on a battered sidewalk, and in a diagonal line across the road, was a creature of our high. It appeaered full and bulbous, bipedal, and staggering. It's skin was a sickly pale white, and tufts of grey hour sprouted everywhere.
"Radcliffe, by the Queen, what is that thing?"
I thought I had whispered, but the creature turned and bore it's grotesque face. Drooping guys, a wide mouth with crooked teeth. It didn't look unlike a human size version of the rodent before! It's back was hunched, and upon my whispering, it shouted a garbled language I could only get fragments of.
"GITAAAAHT OO ALEEENS"
We were terrified, I turned to the hired gun we had, but he had sprinted away, while me and Radcliffe were frozen in place. I begged again.
"Radcliffe what is that thing!?"
His fingers were a blur on his RistRatch, and he turned to me with a shocked complexion.
"Daniel, that thing, that's not mutated, absolute 0%!" he choked. We turned back to beast, as it began it's crooked charge towards us.
"It's a monster!" I shouted, and I closed my eyes and accepted my fate. But my fate was not today. A buckshot rang across my ears, leaving only a ringing. The hired gun! He came back!
Me and Radcliffe both turned to thank our mercenary, but what we were greeted by was shocking.
A tall man stood, wearing straps and jackets of leather. His dark skin reflected the wavering light of the dying sun. His massive sawed-off shotgun wore a large American flag off the side, and his posse behind him had guns with the same decorations. He stepped forward to the downed beast as he stuck a lit blunt in his mouth.
"Not a monster," he spoke roughly, as he raised a pair of sunglasses to his eyes. He turned to me, his bald head and large ears silhouetted in the sunset. "Just another Republican."
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To clarify...(but feel free to take this however you want)....everyday, you go to sleep in your bed on Earth, and then wake up in a different world (different from our Earth but the same strange world every 'night'), where you spend the day. At the end of each day on strange-world, you go to bed, and awaken in the 'real-world'. | [WP] When you go to bed every night, you wake up in a different world. You spend the day there, and when you go to sleep there, you wake up in the morning here. | I looked at the clock and mentally kicked myself. I was so busy with the video game in front of me, I was almost late for school. I quickly got up and locked the doors, kicked off my shoes, and shut off the lights. I mumbled under my breath as I walked into my bedroom. I didn't really have time to deal with showering and getting ready for bed. I flopped down on the bed and lay there for a few minutes, my mind still racing from the excitement of my game.
I sighed, and rolled over grabbing the bottle next to the bed. I took a dose of benadryl and made my way to the bathroom. I knew I needed to stop depending on it, but if I didn't get to sleep soon, I was going to be late for my first class, and my professor hated that. I brushed my teeth and changed into my pajamas before laying down again. By now my eyes were getting heavy, and I passed out quickly.
In the instant I fell asleep, I was awake again. My body felt refreshed and energized. I was happy I had slept well. It was always frustrating when I kept waking up at night, which resulted in me falling asleep during the day. I got up and brushed my teeth for the third time that day. I quickly got dressed, kissed my girlfriend, and walked out the door.
I got the the classroom a couple of minutes late, and ignored the stare of my professor. She handed out the test paperwork, and we began. I had studied hard for this test, and it was definitely paying off. This time around was a lot easier than the first time I had failed the class.
The day went on as normal. I started to fall asleep during lunch, but forced myself awake. Two more classes in the day, and the last one was most important. I pushed my way through the classes, and made my way back to my apartment. Josie was at work, which made me sad. I didn't have much time, and she didn't like how much I slept, but if I waited around for her I was going to be late for work.
I watched a couple of tv shows and went to bed. I drifted off easily since I had let myself wind down.
As I woke up and looked at the alarm clock, I smiled. I had enough time to play a couple of rounds before I had to go to work. Things were going well in this life. In just a few short years I had tested out of most of my classes, and was already working for more than most people my age make. Everyone thought I was a genius, when in reality, I just got to live two lives. Not that I really remembered which one was the real one anymore... | Eddie didn't hate himself. He just didn't like being himself.
He lay in bed In his room, his feet too long for the bed frame. Tall, skinny, and gaunt, with dark circles under his eyes no matter how much he slept, and he slept a lot. He wasn't even the smart type of nerd, just the one that is unpopular and likes video games. He was failing several college classes, his roommate hated him, and every girl he'd ever liked had been attached to some asshole jocks arm.
But he didn't hate himself. He just wanted to be someone else.
He closed his eyes. At least when he was sleeping he didn't have to be anybody.
The honk of a horn woke him.
It wasn't honking at him. It was honking at a truck making too wide a turn blocking the road.
*The road?*
He was not in his bed. He was also cold.
He looked up. He was in an alleyway, a soft coating of snow drifting down on him. He was naked.
This fact that his body was naked was not half as startling as the fact that it was not *his* body that was naked.
He got up off the ground, trembling in the cold. Everything felt disproportionate and strange. He stumbled unsteadily out onto the street, and caught his reflection in a store window.
It wasn't him.
The man in the reflection was tall, broad shouldered, muscled and fit, with auburn hair and blue eyes. He looked like a movie star.
He backed away. That wasn't him. That couldn't be.
Suddenly his world exploded in noise, there was a sudden pain in his side, and suddenly he was thrust forward onto cold asphalt. He heard "Oh my god!" and a man was leaning over him with a phone in his hand. But other than a slight ache in his hip and the shock of seeing another man in his reflection, he felt fine. |
No Zombies, Super flue, Nuclear Fallout, Alien Invasion, Heaven vs Hell Battle, Global Warming, or anything ever made. Give us a new kind of apocalypse! | [WP] Write a post-apocalyptic short story set in a world destroyed by a never imagined apocalypse event. | Journal Entry:1433
We celebrated Zero day last night. Five hundred or so weary souls gathered around the massive steam engine that powers Ark City. One by one each of us took our turn calling out the names of those we had lost in what became known as the Spark. When my turn came I stood silent for a few seconds as I struggled to force my mind and heart to separate long enough to choke out the names of my parents and younger siblings. I waited for the echoes of my voice to fall silent before stepping down from the crude stage. I walked away with the next group of tearfully recited names reverberating loudly around my head, so much so they seemed to follow me to my chamber.
Lying restlessly in my bunk I tried repeatedly to close my eyes and not see their faces or hear their screams. It was the same battle every night but Zero day seemed to increase the vividness of those imprinted horror clips that had become my memories. *Dad brought the car to a screeching halt inches away from the stampeding Elk that had blocked the road. Behind us the a dozen or so bears rammed us from behind and began to violently maul at the back of our minivan. Their hammering claws stripped away metal and plastic like it was cardboard. I heard Wes scream as a bloody brown/black muzzle poked through the jagged entry and latched onto his leg. Mona, who hadn’t stopped screaming since we first ran suddenly went silent from shock as she witnessed her little brothers sickly pale white face fall to the side as gnashing fangs pulled away with her younger brothers severed leg in its massive jaws.
Mother, without a second’s hesitation raced from the front seat of the vehicle and began screaming at the sleuth of bears that were fighting over my brother’s bloodied appendage. Dad was screaming at her to get back in the car but it was already too late, one of the Elk took notice of her and before any of us could cry, shout, scream a warning she was impaled, lifted and thrown towards the bears. I remember screaming at Dad to drive away but he wasn’t listening. The woman of his dreams, as he always told us, had just been ravaged in front of his eyes. I watched the color drain from his face, his hands trembling on the steering wheel with fear and rage. Again, I screamed go and it seemed to register. He threw the car in reverse, crashing into fur, muscle and bone. Mona started screaming again. I started screaming. Dad was screaming. The whole world had stopped making sense and screaming seemed the only appropriate response.
Years later we were told to call it the Spark. One of the surviving scientists said without warning all of the animals began to make coordinated attacks. This meant they were communicating across species. Despite the roles nature had assigned them, predator or prey, large or small, they were all suddenly and brutally united in their hatred of humanity. No one knows what caused this sudden spark of intelligence in the animal kingdom. This wasn’t about food, we know this because Eagles still ate fish, Lionesses still hunted Gazelles …but man, the demoted apex predator had been targeted as kill on sight.
As the armies of the world began to fall, humanity scattered. If you were lucky you made it to someplace like Ark City The last known stronghold in the North. So ended another Zero day. My nightly recital of my nightmarish recollections had left me exhausted. Sleep, my sanity's only respite in a world gone mad came to me once more.
| The new Pokémon game was simply too addicting. Oh. My. God. Look at those sweet new evolutions. Look at those revolutionary sprite art. Look at them. LOOK AT IT.
It wasn't long before the whole world was captivated completely by this new design and technology. After all, it was fucking *amazing*. The Pokémon franchise really outdid itself this time.
People stopped caring about survival: all they wanted to do all day was to capture, breed, trade, and battle. People starved to death in the streets because they were too fixated on the game to care about minor details like hunger and death. Any semblance of human behavior vanished as people decided to just stare at their new DS screens for weeks on end without stopping, mindlessly tapping and clicking on their consoles.
Whenever somebody dies still clutching onto their gaming systems, the curiosity is unbearable. What could have captured the attention of all of those around the world to such an extent? A person takes the DS from the original player's lifeless body and is doomed to play the game until he dies too. I am one of the few that were smart enough to avoid such traps, but only a small number of us remain. How long will it be until all of humanity is wiped out by this absolute terror? |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah.... | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night! | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | A mirror image of our Government. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We surrendered Earth for the promise of a hot meal. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Voyager was a mistake, we just gave them our address.
Edit: Another idea: We looked for them, in the end, they found us.
Edit: Idea the third: Later the details melt away, all you remember is screaming.
| We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | The stars were beautiful, once, before them. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | There was no cake. Okay, there was some cake. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | In the end, progress was more important than humanity. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | It had never been a free world to begin with. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We all saw it coming but couldn't do a thing | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They were beautiful and wanted love slaves. They got them. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | When they came, we were too busy fighting ourselves. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Terrified Human brains secrete the best drug ever. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They said "We came in peace". We were fools. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They barely noticed we were there. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We were never free. Our entire history was a lie. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We fought. We lost. We cried. Eventually, we all died. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | There was no enslavement, liberal propaganda. This has always been. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They brought agriculture. We unwittingly terraformed our home for them. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Enslavement? They saved us. We were starving, they fed us. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | **After two thousand years, they forgot we could fight back**
[[ Yes it is 10 words.... not under ten... but other people did it too.... ]] | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They tell me tales of times when men were free. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They thanked us for the fish. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | When they made life easy, we stopped resisting, complacent. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | I, for one, accept our new insect overlords - Kent Brockman | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Those who stood on the precipice of divinity now kneel. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They took the children. They left the politicians. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Once you're the host, you really don't mind the pain. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | I hate picking space-cotton and building space-pyramids. Dammit. | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Experimentation and labor. Would we have done any different? | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | THings evEntullY turnEd eAsy, iT sUre was for the beSt | We lost ourselves that day, when they came with, those. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah.... | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night! | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | A mirror image of our Government. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We surrendered Earth for the promise of a hot meal. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Voyager was a mistake, we just gave them our address.
Edit: Another idea: We looked for them, in the end, they found us.
Edit: Idea the third: Later the details melt away, all you remember is screaming.
| Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | The stars were beautiful, once, before them. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | There was no cake. Okay, there was some cake. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | In the end, progress was more important than humanity. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | It had never been a free world to begin with. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We all saw it coming but couldn't do a thing | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They were beautiful and wanted love slaves. They got them. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | When they came, we were too busy fighting ourselves. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Terrified Human brains secrete the best drug ever. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They said "We came in peace". We were fools. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They barely noticed we were there. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We were never free. Our entire history was a lie. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We fought. We lost. We cried. Eventually, we all died. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | There was no enslavement, liberal propaganda. This has always been. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They brought agriculture. We unwittingly terraformed our home for them. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Enslavement? They saved us. We were starving, they fed us. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | **After two thousand years, they forgot we could fight back**
[[ Yes it is 10 words.... not under ten... but other people did it too.... ]] | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They tell me tales of times when men were free. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They thanked us for the fish. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | When they made life easy, we stopped resisting, complacent. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | I, for one, accept our new insect overlords - Kent Brockman | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Those who stood on the precipice of divinity now kneel. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They took the children. They left the politicians. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | I hate picking space-cotton and building space-pyramids. Dammit. | Before we knew it, humanity was lost to the outsiders. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah.... | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night! | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | A mirror image of our Government. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We surrendered Earth for the promise of a hot meal. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Voyager was a mistake, we just gave them our address.
Edit: Another idea: We looked for them, in the end, they found us.
Edit: Idea the third: Later the details melt away, all you remember is screaming.
| We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | The stars were beautiful, once, before them. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | There was no cake. Okay, there was some cake. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | In the end, progress was more important than humanity. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | It had never been a free world to begin with. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We all saw it coming but couldn't do a thing | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They were beautiful and wanted love slaves. They got them. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | When they came, we were too busy fighting ourselves. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Terrified Human brains secrete the best drug ever. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They said "We came in peace". We were fools. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They barely noticed we were there. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | We were never free. Our entire history was a lie. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | There was no enslavement, liberal propaganda. This has always been. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They brought agriculture. We unwittingly terraformed our home for them. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | Enslavement? They saved us. We were starving, they fed us. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | **After two thousand years, they forgot we could fight back**
[[ Yes it is 10 words.... not under ten... but other people did it too.... ]] | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They tell me tales of times when men were free. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | They thanked us for the fish. | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. | |
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race | I, for one, accept our new insect overlords - Kent Brockman | We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived. |
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