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[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Those who stood on the precipice of divinity now kneel.
We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They took the children. They left the politicians.
We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
I hate picking space-cotton and building space-pyramids. Dammit.
We thought we were the most advanced, until they arrived.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah....
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night!
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
A mirror image of our Government.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We surrendered Earth for the promise of a hot meal.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Voyager was a mistake, we just gave them our address. Edit: Another idea: We looked for them, in the end, they found us. Edit: Idea the third: Later the details melt away, all you remember is screaming.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
The stars were beautiful, once, before them.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
There was no cake. Okay, there was some cake.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
In the end, progress was more important than humanity.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
It had never been a free world to begin with.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We all saw it coming but couldn't do a thing
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They were beautiful and wanted love slaves. They got them.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
When they came, we were too busy fighting ourselves.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Terrified Human brains secrete the best drug ever.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They said "We came in peace". We were fools.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They barely noticed we were there.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We were never free. Our entire history was a lie.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
There was no enslavement, liberal propaganda. This has always been.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They brought agriculture. We unwittingly terraformed our home for them.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Enslavement? They saved us. We were starving, they fed us.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
**After two thousand years, they forgot we could fight back** [[ Yes it is 10 words.... not under ten... but other people did it too.... ]]
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They thanked us for the fish.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
I, for one, accept our new insect overlords - Kent Brockman
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Those who stood on the precipice of divinity now kneel.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
I hate picking space-cotton and building space-pyramids. Dammit.
Asking for it? You bet.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night!
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
A mirror image of our Government.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We surrendered Earth for the promise of a hot meal.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Voyager was a mistake, we just gave them our address. Edit: Another idea: We looked for them, in the end, they found us. Edit: Idea the third: Later the details melt away, all you remember is screaming.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
The stars were beautiful, once, before them.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
There was no cake. Okay, there was some cake.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
In the end, progress was more important than humanity.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
It had never been a free world to begin with.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We all saw it coming but couldn't do a thing
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They were beautiful and wanted love slaves. They got them.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
When they came, we were too busy fighting ourselves.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Terrified Human brains secrete the best drug ever.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They said "We came in peace". We were fools.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They barely noticed we were there.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We were never free. Our entire history was a lie.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
There was no enslavement, liberal propaganda. This has always been.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They brought agriculture. We unwittingly terraformed our home for them.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
**After two thousand years, they forgot we could fight back** [[ Yes it is 10 words.... not under ten... but other people did it too.... ]]
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They thanked us for the fish.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
I, for one, accept our new insect overlords - Kent Brockman
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Those who stood on the precipice of divinity now kneel.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
I hate picking space-cotton and building space-pyramids. Dammit.
Unfathomable consciousnesses always possessed the ignorant minds of men.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
A mirror image of our Government.
They tricked us to fight each other instead of them
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We surrendered Earth for the promise of a hot meal.
They tricked us to fight each other instead of them
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Voyager was a mistake, we just gave them our address. Edit: Another idea: We looked for them, in the end, they found us. Edit: Idea the third: Later the details melt away, all you remember is screaming.
They tricked us to fight each other instead of them
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
The stars were beautiful, once, before them.
They tricked us to fight each other instead of them
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
There was no cake. Okay, there was some cake.
They tricked us to fight each other instead of them
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
In the end, progress was more important than humanity.
They tricked us to fight each other instead of them
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
It had never been a free world to begin with.
They tricked us to fight each other instead of them
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We all saw it coming but couldn't do a thing
They tricked us to fight each other instead of them
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered.
They tricked us to fight each other instead of them
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They said "We came in peace". We were fools.
They tricked us to fight each other instead of them
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
They tricked us to fight each other instead of them
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They barely noticed we were there.
They tricked us to fight each other instead of them
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We were never free. Our entire history was a lie.
They tricked us to fight each other instead of them
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They brought agriculture. We unwittingly terraformed our home for them.
They tricked us to fight each other instead of them
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
I hate picking space-cotton and building space-pyramids. Dammit.
They tricked us to fight each other instead of them
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
A mirror image of our Government.
Must obey the Zarnith. I am Happy. Must obey..
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We surrendered Earth for the promise of a hot meal.
Must obey the Zarnith. I am Happy. Must obey..
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Voyager was a mistake, we just gave them our address. Edit: Another idea: We looked for them, in the end, they found us. Edit: Idea the third: Later the details melt away, all you remember is screaming.
Must obey the Zarnith. I am Happy. Must obey..
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
The stars were beautiful, once, before them.
Must obey the Zarnith. I am Happy. Must obey..
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
There was no cake. Okay, there was some cake.
Must obey the Zarnith. I am Happy. Must obey..
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
In the end, progress was more important than humanity.
Must obey the Zarnith. I am Happy. Must obey..
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
It had never been a free world to begin with.
Must obey the Zarnith. I am Happy. Must obey..
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We all saw it coming but couldn't do a thing
Must obey the Zarnith. I am Happy. Must obey..
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered.
Must obey the Zarnith. I am Happy. Must obey..
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They said "We came in peace". We were fools.
Must obey the Zarnith. I am Happy. Must obey..
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
Must obey the Zarnith. I am Happy. Must obey..
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They barely noticed we were there.
Must obey the Zarnith. I am Happy. Must obey..
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We were never free. Our entire history was a lie.
Must obey the Zarnith. I am Happy. Must obey..
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
I hate picking space-cotton and building space-pyramids. Dammit.
Must obey the Zarnith. I am Happy. Must obey..
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Voyager was a mistake, we just gave them our address. Edit: Another idea: We looked for them, in the end, they found us. Edit: Idea the third: Later the details melt away, all you remember is screaming.
When they arrived, we had no choice but to serve.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
The stars were beautiful, once, before them.
When they arrived, we had no choice but to serve.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
There was no cake. Okay, there was some cake.
When they arrived, we had no choice but to serve.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
In the end, progress was more important than humanity.
When they arrived, we had no choice but to serve.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
It had never been a free world to begin with.
When they arrived, we had no choice but to serve.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We all saw it coming but couldn't do a thing
When they arrived, we had no choice but to serve.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered.
When they arrived, we had no choice but to serve.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They said "We came in peace". We were fools.
When they arrived, we had no choice but to serve.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
When they arrived, we had no choice but to serve.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Voyager was a mistake, we just gave them our address. Edit: Another idea: We looked for them, in the end, they found us. Edit: Idea the third: Later the details melt away, all you remember is screaming.
People were like "WTF?", aliens say "make us Nikes".
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
The stars were beautiful, once, before them.
People were like "WTF?", aliens say "make us Nikes".
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
There was no cake. Okay, there was some cake.
People were like "WTF?", aliens say "make us Nikes".
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
In the end, progress was more important than humanity.
People were like "WTF?", aliens say "make us Nikes".
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
It had never been a free world to begin with.
People were like "WTF?", aliens say "make us Nikes".
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We all saw it coming but couldn't do a thing
People were like "WTF?", aliens say "make us Nikes".
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered.
People were like "WTF?", aliens say "make us Nikes".
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They said "We came in peace". We were fools.
People were like "WTF?", aliens say "make us Nikes".