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[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
People were like "WTF?", aliens say "make us Nikes".
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
The stars were beautiful, once, before them.
To Planet Species Coordinator: Great work. Signed - Management.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
There was no cake. Okay, there was some cake.
To Planet Species Coordinator: Great work. Signed - Management.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
In the end, progress was more important than humanity.
To Planet Species Coordinator: Great work. Signed - Management.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
It had never been a free world to begin with.
To Planet Species Coordinator: Great work. Signed - Management.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We all saw it coming but couldn't do a thing
To Planet Species Coordinator: Great work. Signed - Management.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
To Planet Species Coordinator: Great work. Signed - Management.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
In the end, progress was more important than humanity.
Turns out those Hulu alien invasion commercials were being sincere.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
It had never been a free world to begin with.
Turns out those Hulu alien invasion commercials were being sincere.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We all saw it coming but couldn't do a thing
Turns out those Hulu alien invasion commercials were being sincere.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
Turns out those Hulu alien invasion commercials were being sincere.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We all saw it coming but couldn't do a thing
my species enslaved technological demise earth remains our home
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
my species enslaved technological demise earth remains our home
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We all saw it coming but couldn't do a thing
A long time ago,in a galaxy far, far away...
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
A long time ago,in a galaxy far, far away...
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
Ey ese' shouldn't have tried to keep us out homes.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
They created "Gods", called it "Religion", and mankind served forever.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
"On the Seventh day, god created our masters and protectors" - Genesis 2:2
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They were beautiful and wanted love slaves. They got them.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
When they came, we were too busy fighting ourselves.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Terrified Human brains secrete the best drug ever.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They said "We came in peace". We were fools.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They barely noticed we were there.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We were never free. Our entire history was a lie.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We fought. We lost. We cried. Eventually, we all died.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
There was no enslavement, liberal propaganda. This has always been.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They brought agriculture. We unwittingly terraformed our home for them.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Enslavement? They saved us. We were starving, they fed us.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
**After two thousand years, they forgot we could fight back** [[ Yes it is 10 words.... not under ten... but other people did it too.... ]]
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They tell me tales of times when men were free.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They thanked us for the fish.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
When they made life easy, we stopped resisting, complacent.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
I, for one, accept our new insect overlords - Kent Brockman
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Those who stood on the precipice of divinity now kneel.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They took the children. They left the politicians.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Once you're the host, you really don't mind the pain.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
I hate picking space-cotton and building space-pyramids. Dammit.
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Experimentation and labor. Would we have done any different?
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
THings evEntullY turnEd eAsy, iT sUre was for the beSt
Who's to say we weren't the "aliens"? No one.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They were beautiful and wanted love slaves. They got them.
War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
When they came, we were too busy fighting ourselves.
War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Terrified Human brains secrete the best drug ever.
War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered.
War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They said "We came in peace". We were fools.
War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They barely noticed we were there.
War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We were never free. Our entire history was a lie.
War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
There was no enslavement, liberal propaganda. This has always been.
War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They brought agriculture. We unwittingly terraformed our home for them.
War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Enslavement? They saved us. We were starving, they fed us.
War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
**After two thousand years, they forgot we could fight back** [[ Yes it is 10 words.... not under ten... but other people did it too.... ]]
War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They thanked us for the fish.
War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
I, for one, accept our new insect overlords - Kent Brockman
War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Those who stood on the precipice of divinity now kneel.
War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
I hate picking space-cotton and building space-pyramids. Dammit.
War? Famine? Disease? Mere child's play. Stars, our new Masters.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They were beautiful and wanted love slaves. They got them.
You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah....
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
When they came, we were too busy fighting ourselves.
You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah....
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Terrified Human brains secrete the best drug ever.
You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah....
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered.
You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah....
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They said "We came in peace". We were fools.
You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah....
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah....
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They barely noticed we were there.
You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah....
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We were never free. Our entire history was a lie.
You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah....
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
There was no enslavement, liberal propaganda. This has always been.
You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah....
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They brought agriculture. We unwittingly terraformed our home for them.
You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah....
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
**After two thousand years, they forgot we could fight back** [[ Yes it is 10 words.... not under ten... but other people did it too.... ]]
You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah....
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They thanked us for the fish.
You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah....
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
I, for one, accept our new insect overlords - Kent Brockman
You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah....
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Those who stood on the precipice of divinity now kneel.
You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah....
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
I hate picking space-cotton and building space-pyramids. Dammit.
You ever burn an ant with a magnifying glass? yeah....
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered.
He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night!
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They said "We came in peace". We were fools.
He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night!
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night!
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They barely noticed we were there.
He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night!
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We were never free. Our entire history was a lie.
He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night!
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
There was no enslavement, liberal propaganda. This has always been.
He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night!
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They brought agriculture. We unwittingly terraformed our home for them.
He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night!
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
**After two thousand years, they forgot we could fight back** [[ Yes it is 10 words.... not under ten... but other people did it too.... ]]
He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night!
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They thanked us for the fish.
He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night!
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
I, for one, accept our new insect overlords - Kent Brockman
He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night!
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Those who stood on the precipice of divinity now kneel.
He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night!
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
I hate picking space-cotton and building space-pyramids. Dammit.
He handed me my paycheck with his tentacle. Spacebooze night!
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered.
A mirror image of our Government.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They said "We came in peace". We were fools.
A mirror image of our Government.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
A mirror image of our Government.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They barely noticed we were there.
A mirror image of our Government.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We were never free. Our entire history was a lie.
A mirror image of our Government.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
I hate picking space-cotton and building space-pyramids. Dammit.
A mirror image of our Government.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Aliens were like us, they came, they saw, they conquered.
We surrendered Earth for the promise of a hot meal.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They said "We came in peace". We were fools.
We surrendered Earth for the promise of a hot meal.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
We surrendered Earth for the promise of a hot meal.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They barely noticed we were there.
We surrendered Earth for the promise of a hot meal.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
We were never free. Our entire history was a lie.
We surrendered Earth for the promise of a hot meal.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
I hate picking space-cotton and building space-pyramids. Dammit.
We surrendered Earth for the promise of a hot meal.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
They said "We came in peace". We were fools.
Voyager was a mistake, we just gave them our address. Edit: Another idea: We looked for them, in the end, they found us. Edit: Idea the third: Later the details melt away, all you remember is screaming.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
Voyager was a mistake, we just gave them our address. Edit: Another idea: We looked for them, in the end, they found us. Edit: Idea the third: Later the details melt away, all you remember is screaming.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
The stars were beautiful, once, before them.
[FF] Under 10 words, tell me about the enslavement of mankind from an Alien Race
Nine to five, 40 hour week. Same shit, different boss.
There was no cake. Okay, there was some cake.