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[WP] As you wake up with blurry memories from a night of heavy drinking, you hear the doctor ask "How the hell did ya end up here?" with a thick Mexican accent. From the hospital window you manage to see a sign with the word "Tijuana" written with big neon letters. You live in Canada. | "How the hell did ya end up here?" the man who was standing beside my bed asked, his hand scribbling on a clipboard. His voice was thick with a Mexican accent, something that I have only heard of in television.
"Canada, eh?" He continued, as my eyes adjusted myself to my surrounding. The contents of my head was still ... | "Tequila," you reply with some disbelief.
The doctor leaves the room without a word. As you take in your surroundings, trying to piece together the fragments of the night, he returns with two tall shot glasses with clear liquid. He hands one to you.
"Tequila!" He shouts with a smile.
You both drink and laugh. You ar... | |
[WP] As you wake up with blurry memories from a night of heavy drinking, you hear the doctor ask "How the hell did ya end up here?" with a thick Mexican accent. From the hospital window you manage to see a sign with the word "Tijuana" written with big neon letters. You live in Canada. | "So, would you mind explaining to me how you got here?"
His head pounded with each word that left the doctors mouth. "Doc... can we turn down the lights a little bit? Please?"
The doctor just shook his head as he reached over to the light switch. The only lighting in the room now was that of the morning sun being ... | "Tequila," you reply with some disbelief.
The doctor leaves the room without a word. As you take in your surroundings, trying to piece together the fragments of the night, he returns with two tall shot glasses with clear liquid. He hands one to you.
"Tequila!" He shouts with a smile.
You both drink and laugh. You ar... | |
[WP] As you wake up with blurry memories from a night of heavy drinking, you hear the doctor ask "How the hell did ya end up here?" with a thick Mexican accent. From the hospital window you manage to see a sign with the word "Tijuana" written with big neon letters. You live in Canada. | "So, would you mind explaining to me how you got here?"
His head pounded with each word that left the doctors mouth. "Doc... can we turn down the lights a little bit? Please?"
The doctor just shook his head as he reached over to the light switch. The only lighting in the room now was that of the morning sun being ... | "How the hell did ya end up here?" the man who was standing beside my bed asked, his hand scribbling on a clipboard. His voice was thick with a Mexican accent, something that I have only heard of in television.
"Canada, eh?" He continued, as my eyes adjusted myself to my surrounding. The contents of my head was still ... | |
[WP] As you wake up with blurry memories from a night of heavy drinking, you hear the doctor ask "How the hell did ya end up here?" with a thick Mexican accent. From the hospital window you manage to see a sign with the word "Tijuana" written with big neon letters. You live in Canada. | "So, would you mind explaining to me how you got here?"
His head pounded with each word that left the doctors mouth. "Doc... can we turn down the lights a little bit? Please?"
The doctor just shook his head as he reached over to the light switch. The only lighting in the room now was that of the morning sun being ... | "T-I-J-U-A-N-A" the sign read. "TIJUANA."
I raised my eyebrows. My head was as sore as a kicked testicle. I've never been to Tijuana. Well, not until now.
"How the hell did you end up here?" the dark-eyed man in the white coat asked.
"Water?", I asked. He handed me a flask. I sat up and glugged it down. Yes, yes. Th... | |
[WP] You have the superpower of mildly convenient coincidences. Clouds always make sure you're in just the right amount of shade, and traffic lights are always green for you. | In a world of superheroes with impressive abilities like super strength, flight, super healing or lightning speed, it's easy to miss the heroes with smaller or not as impressive powers. Like the girl who can command squirrels, for example. Or that guy who calls himself the "Arm Fall Off Boy". With just the ability to d... | "It's all in your head," teased Janie, walking a few steps ahead of me on the car-fucked street. I felt a raindrop on my forehead. I took a look at the ground and began to see sprinkles polka-dot the concrete. I sped up to catch up to Janie but softly tripped on something wedged into the crack between two buildings. It... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Captain's Log:
I am the most feared creature in space, a human. Other species are smarter and certainly more logical, but this is why they fear us; we are totally insane. This is because mankind will go through with any plan if we think it is crazy enough to work. Our saying "crazy enough to work" is true, despite b... | The Gail-71 has been captured
--after raising an Empire's alarms with its bright, reflective chassis
and electromagnetic propulsions with a pull as strong as a sun. Imagine sensing a sun striding 70 km away from your ships.
The ship's captain was a human. On board with him were three more males and all four were he... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. |
This is my first go at writing prompts:
Sub-Commander Redland sighed.
"Whew - its finally over" looking at the screenshowing the blossoming explosions of the enemy fleet.
It took years to plan and finally its over. When Humanity first left the solar system and hit the stars they found the galaxy already crowded wi... | The Gail-71 has been captured
--after raising an Empire's alarms with its bright, reflective chassis
and electromagnetic propulsions with a pull as strong as a sun. Imagine sensing a sun striding 70 km away from your ships.
The ship's captain was a human. On board with him were three more males and all four were he... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Alright, my first go at one of these, so criticism is appreciated.
"What's that?!" My alien shipmate yelled.
"This," I replied, "is called a gauss rifle... Or a rail gun! I'm not quite sure which."
"I thought you were going to fix our ship! Not create a weapon with the last parts of our ship that worked! You'll get ... | The Gail-71 has been captured
--after raising an Empire's alarms with its bright, reflective chassis
and electromagnetic propulsions with a pull as strong as a sun. Imagine sensing a sun striding 70 km away from your ships.
The ship's captain was a human. On board with him were three more males and all four were he... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Read the Time Mercenaries by Philip E High
Its a quality book about how humanity eradicates all aggression from their species and is then attacked by Alien species. These species are dumbfounded by how far humans would go for the sake of victory, to the point that victory is no longer worth the cost. | The Gail-71 has been captured
--after raising an Empire's alarms with its bright, reflective chassis
and electromagnetic propulsions with a pull as strong as a sun. Imagine sensing a sun striding 70 km away from your ships.
The ship's captain was a human. On board with him were three more males and all four were he... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | The Chime of Ung sounded it’s low, forbidding tone across the chamber of the 301 delegates. The susurrus of conversation dimmed as the delegates of the Great Civilization took their seats. As before, the Archstronomer Piyt r’Ultarc stood before them to report on the ongoing war. At her gesture, the lights dimmed and a ... | The Gail-71 has been captured
--after raising an Empire's alarms with its bright, reflective chassis
and electromagnetic propulsions with a pull as strong as a sun. Imagine sensing a sun striding 70 km away from your ships.
The ship's captain was a human. On board with him were three more males and all four were he... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. |
This is my first go at writing prompts:
Sub-Commander Redland sighed.
"Whew - its finally over" looking at the screenshowing the blossoming explosions of the enemy fleet.
It took years to plan and finally its over. When Humanity first left the solar system and hit the stars they found the galaxy already crowded wi... | The Russian space confederation had the more, elaborate plans if that is what you want to call them. If the inhabitants of a foreign planet would not cooperate they would try to land more than 1000 nukes on it to ruin the planet for anyone coming across it. Why? Because fuck em | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "Captain Sanders, do you know why you're here?" The Arbiter looked across the table, a recording device between them.
"Well, I'd guess I did something people would consider ... illegal" Sanders dragged the last word out for dramatic effect, the Arbiter was not moved.
Her race was the main reason he was there in the ... | The Russian space confederation had the more, elaborate plans if that is what you want to call them. If the inhabitants of a foreign planet would not cooperate they would try to land more than 1000 nukes on it to ruin the planet for anyone coming across it. Why? Because fuck em | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | It's just standing there, screaming!
Screaming? What do you mean screaming?
It's screaming! I came in to grab the birther like you ordered. I tried to knock this one out but it just started screaming!
Has it done anything other than that? Is it impeding your mission?
What? No not really... it's just a bit menacing.... | The Russian space confederation had the more, elaborate plans if that is what you want to call them. If the inhabitants of a foreign planet would not cooperate they would try to land more than 1000 nukes on it to ruin the planet for anyone coming across it. Why? Because fuck em | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Alright, my first go at one of these, so criticism is appreciated.
"What's that?!" My alien shipmate yelled.
"This," I replied, "is called a gauss rifle... Or a rail gun! I'm not quite sure which."
"I thought you were going to fix our ship! Not create a weapon with the last parts of our ship that worked! You'll get ... | The Russian space confederation had the more, elaborate plans if that is what you want to call them. If the inhabitants of a foreign planet would not cooperate they would try to land more than 1000 nukes on it to ruin the planet for anyone coming across it. Why? Because fuck em | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Read the Time Mercenaries by Philip E High
Its a quality book about how humanity eradicates all aggression from their species and is then attacked by Alien species. These species are dumbfounded by how far humans would go for the sake of victory, to the point that victory is no longer worth the cost. | The Russian space confederation had the more, elaborate plans if that is what you want to call them. If the inhabitants of a foreign planet would not cooperate they would try to land more than 1000 nukes on it to ruin the planet for anyone coming across it. Why? Because fuck em | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "You decided to bring that thing with you? A HUMAN!" Mechana screeched.
"I figured we could use an edge." Daith responded looking at Dave and back to the mechanoid. Mechana grabbed Diath's tendril and pulled him to one side "Excuse us for a moment Human." Once Mechana felt like it was out of Dave's hearing range Mechan... | The Russian space confederation had the more, elaborate plans if that is what you want to call them. If the inhabitants of a foreign planet would not cooperate they would try to land more than 1000 nukes on it to ruin the planet for anyone coming across it. Why? Because fuck em | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | *Erdan, day 79 of year 22,349 of the intergalactic calendar*
Saxch scrolled down the newsfeed, barely reading the boring headlines of the most relevant news. Suddenly, he noticed something interesting. He turned towards Vois, who was lying down, playing a simple game in a human-made console. Vois had always liked the ... | The Russian space confederation had the more, elaborate plans if that is what you want to call them. If the inhabitants of a foreign planet would not cooperate they would try to land more than 1000 nukes on it to ruin the planet for anyone coming across it. Why? Because fuck em | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "You must break your bond with them Osiriuy! If not to appeal to the council, but the survival of your species!". Pat'Gohnon spoke these words with a tone of vinegar washed in an ocean of razor teeth. He knew though it came from a place of sincerity, it was just that the humans seemed to bring that tone out of everyone... | The Russian space confederation had the more, elaborate plans if that is what you want to call them. If the inhabitants of a foreign planet would not cooperate they would try to land more than 1000 nukes on it to ruin the planet for anyone coming across it. Why? Because fuck em | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | The Chime of Ung sounded it’s low, forbidding tone across the chamber of the 301 delegates. The susurrus of conversation dimmed as the delegates of the Great Civilization took their seats. As before, the Archstronomer Piyt r’Ultarc stood before them to report on the ongoing war. At her gesture, the lights dimmed and a ... | The Russian space confederation had the more, elaborate plans if that is what you want to call them. If the inhabitants of a foreign planet would not cooperate they would try to land more than 1000 nukes on it to ruin the planet for anyone coming across it. Why? Because fuck em | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | *Sigh*
It's hard to imagine a worse fate than being the supreme power in the galaxy. Being feared by every other race, from the Xynofex to the Moxtin, is something many species would aspire to. Every navy we see, every planet we land on, even simple traders and spacefarers, all run in fear before us. Granted, it wou... | The Russian space confederation had the more, elaborate plans if that is what you want to call them. If the inhabitants of a foreign planet would not cooperate they would try to land more than 1000 nukes on it to ruin the planet for anyone coming across it. Why? Because fuck em | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "...I'm sorry, Rafti you will have to repeat that? they did what?"
"um, well sir, they seem to have... I mean initial reports are that they have, um... exited their... planetary orbit"
"I see, Rafti. We knew it would happen eventually, although this is sooner than anticipated. I take it they finally managed to harnes... | The Russian space confederation had the more, elaborate plans if that is what you want to call them. If the inhabitants of a foreign planet would not cooperate they would try to land more than 1000 nukes on it to ruin the planet for anyone coming across it. Why? Because fuck em | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Accessing Intergalactic History Log...
Entry 102394
Fall of the Sutraxan Empire (STU 246 - STU 249)
The Sutraxan Empire was feared throughout the local Supercluster for their ferocity in battle and ruthlessness in victory. Their conquest started in STU 206 with the Rape of Kamara where they conducted mass genocide i... | The Russian space confederation had the more, elaborate plans if that is what you want to call them. If the inhabitants of a foreign planet would not cooperate they would try to land more than 1000 nukes on it to ruin the planet for anyone coming across it. Why? Because fuck em | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Hagh backed up against the stone, his pulse rifle nearly as empty as his body of blood. Even now, with the air filled with energy pulses and the sounds of photoelectric charges going off, he felt his world growing darker.
"Hey!" Hagh heard, snapping him back to the harsh reality of the invasion of his homeworld. "Hey... | The Russian space confederation had the more, elaborate plans if that is what you want to call them. If the inhabitants of a foreign planet would not cooperate they would try to land more than 1000 nukes on it to ruin the planet for anyone coming across it. Why? Because fuck em | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | The Galactic Council were at war. A vicious reptilian species were pushing deeper and deeper in to their systems, killing all as they went. There were a few massive repair docks, and one in particular had been considered a lynch pin. Plans were formulated, and the odds calculated. They had no hope of taking it down.
A... | The Russian space confederation had the more, elaborate plans if that is what you want to call them. If the inhabitants of a foreign planet would not cooperate they would try to land more than 1000 nukes on it to ruin the planet for anyone coming across it. Why? Because fuck em | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | In the gulfs of space, somewhere off the shoulder of Orion, a probe scans for signs of 'The Enemy'.
"Ping... Ping... Ping... Ping.. Ping.. Ping.. Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping Ping Ping PingPingPingPingPing"
On the fifth planet of a dying star, a general makes his report to King Priasma of the world of Ilium.
"My king, we... | The Russian space confederation had the more, elaborate plans if that is what you want to call them. If the inhabitants of a foreign planet would not cooperate they would try to land more than 1000 nukes on it to ruin the planet for anyone coming across it. Why? Because fuck em | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | The end of all galactic life had been going on for nearly 10 standard cycles. The Enemy was as relentless as it was ancient, still no one knew where they had come from, or what their purpose was beyond mere universal destruction.
A long time ago, most sovereign governments and most of the colonies had all but given u... | The Russian space confederation had the more, elaborate plans if that is what you want to call them. If the inhabitants of a foreign planet would not cooperate they would try to land more than 1000 nukes on it to ruin the planet for anyone coming across it. Why? Because fuck em | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. |
This is my first go at writing prompts:
Sub-Commander Redland sighed.
"Whew - its finally over" looking at the screenshowing the blossoming explosions of the enemy fleet.
It took years to plan and finally its over. When Humanity first left the solar system and hit the stars they found the galaxy already crowded wi... | Zorg is the transmission on?- a muffled answer from the distant part of the ship came into his speaker and then he turned to face the camera- Today the Galactic Community made a startling discovery. In our research mission in a newly discovered zone of the Milky Way, a probe of ours has entered contact with a race of s... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "Captain Sanders, do you know why you're here?" The Arbiter looked across the table, a recording device between them.
"Well, I'd guess I did something people would consider ... illegal" Sanders dragged the last word out for dramatic effect, the Arbiter was not moved.
Her race was the main reason he was there in the ... | Zorg is the transmission on?- a muffled answer from the distant part of the ship came into his speaker and then he turned to face the camera- Today the Galactic Community made a startling discovery. In our research mission in a newly discovered zone of the Milky Way, a probe of ours has entered contact with a race of s... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Alright, my first go at one of these, so criticism is appreciated.
"What's that?!" My alien shipmate yelled.
"This," I replied, "is called a gauss rifle... Or a rail gun! I'm not quite sure which."
"I thought you were going to fix our ship! Not create a weapon with the last parts of our ship that worked! You'll get ... | Zorg is the transmission on?- a muffled answer from the distant part of the ship came into his speaker and then he turned to face the camera- Today the Galactic Community made a startling discovery. In our research mission in a newly discovered zone of the Milky Way, a probe of ours has entered contact with a race of s... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Read the Time Mercenaries by Philip E High
Its a quality book about how humanity eradicates all aggression from their species and is then attacked by Alien species. These species are dumbfounded by how far humans would go for the sake of victory, to the point that victory is no longer worth the cost. | Zorg is the transmission on?- a muffled answer from the distant part of the ship came into his speaker and then he turned to face the camera- Today the Galactic Community made a startling discovery. In our research mission in a newly discovered zone of the Milky Way, a probe of ours has entered contact with a race of s... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "You decided to bring that thing with you? A HUMAN!" Mechana screeched.
"I figured we could use an edge." Daith responded looking at Dave and back to the mechanoid. Mechana grabbed Diath's tendril and pulled him to one side "Excuse us for a moment Human." Once Mechana felt like it was out of Dave's hearing range Mechan... | Zorg is the transmission on?- a muffled answer from the distant part of the ship came into his speaker and then he turned to face the camera- Today the Galactic Community made a startling discovery. In our research mission in a newly discovered zone of the Milky Way, a probe of ours has entered contact with a race of s... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | *Erdan, day 79 of year 22,349 of the intergalactic calendar*
Saxch scrolled down the newsfeed, barely reading the boring headlines of the most relevant news. Suddenly, he noticed something interesting. He turned towards Vois, who was lying down, playing a simple game in a human-made console. Vois had always liked the ... | Zorg is the transmission on?- a muffled answer from the distant part of the ship came into his speaker and then he turned to face the camera- Today the Galactic Community made a startling discovery. In our research mission in a newly discovered zone of the Milky Way, a probe of ours has entered contact with a race of s... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "You must break your bond with them Osiriuy! If not to appeal to the council, but the survival of your species!". Pat'Gohnon spoke these words with a tone of vinegar washed in an ocean of razor teeth. He knew though it came from a place of sincerity, it was just that the humans seemed to bring that tone out of everyone... | Zorg is the transmission on?- a muffled answer from the distant part of the ship came into his speaker and then he turned to face the camera- Today the Galactic Community made a startling discovery. In our research mission in a newly discovered zone of the Milky Way, a probe of ours has entered contact with a race of s... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | The Chime of Ung sounded it’s low, forbidding tone across the chamber of the 301 delegates. The susurrus of conversation dimmed as the delegates of the Great Civilization took their seats. As before, the Archstronomer Piyt r’Ultarc stood before them to report on the ongoing war. At her gesture, the lights dimmed and a ... | Zorg is the transmission on?- a muffled answer from the distant part of the ship came into his speaker and then he turned to face the camera- Today the Galactic Community made a startling discovery. In our research mission in a newly discovered zone of the Milky Way, a probe of ours has entered contact with a race of s... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Hagh backed up against the stone, his pulse rifle nearly as empty as his body of blood. Even now, with the air filled with energy pulses and the sounds of photoelectric charges going off, he felt his world growing darker.
"Hey!" Hagh heard, snapping him back to the harsh reality of the invasion of his homeworld. "Hey... | Zorg is the transmission on?- a muffled answer from the distant part of the ship came into his speaker and then he turned to face the camera- Today the Galactic Community made a startling discovery. In our research mission in a newly discovered zone of the Milky Way, a probe of ours has entered contact with a race of s... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. |
This is my first go at writing prompts:
Sub-Commander Redland sighed.
"Whew - its finally over" looking at the screenshowing the blossoming explosions of the enemy fleet.
It took years to plan and finally its over. When Humanity first left the solar system and hit the stars they found the galaxy already crowded wi... | Captain's Log:
I am the most feared creature in space, a human. Other species are smarter and certainly more logical, but this is why they fear us; we are totally insane. This is because mankind will go through with any plan if we think it is crazy enough to work. Our saying "crazy enough to work" is true, despite b... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Alright, my first go at one of these, so criticism is appreciated.
"What's that?!" My alien shipmate yelled.
"This," I replied, "is called a gauss rifle... Or a rail gun! I'm not quite sure which."
"I thought you were going to fix our ship! Not create a weapon with the last parts of our ship that worked! You'll get ... | Captain's Log:
I am the most feared creature in space, a human. Other species are smarter and certainly more logical, but this is why they fear us; we are totally insane. This is because mankind will go through with any plan if we think it is crazy enough to work. Our saying "crazy enough to work" is true, despite b... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Read the Time Mercenaries by Philip E High
Its a quality book about how humanity eradicates all aggression from their species and is then attacked by Alien species. These species are dumbfounded by how far humans would go for the sake of victory, to the point that victory is no longer worth the cost. | Captain's Log:
I am the most feared creature in space, a human. Other species are smarter and certainly more logical, but this is why they fear us; we are totally insane. This is because mankind will go through with any plan if we think it is crazy enough to work. Our saying "crazy enough to work" is true, despite b... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. |
This is my first go at writing prompts:
Sub-Commander Redland sighed.
"Whew - its finally over" looking at the screenshowing the blossoming explosions of the enemy fleet.
It took years to plan and finally its over. When Humanity first left the solar system and hit the stars they found the galaxy already crowded wi... | This is the basic plot of Independence day 2. Once we hand those aliens their asses for the 2nd time, the interstellar community basically says, "hey uhh... you guys are the only ones to beat these guys regularly, how would you like to beat them for the rest of us?" | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "Captain Sanders, do you know why you're here?" The Arbiter looked across the table, a recording device between them.
"Well, I'd guess I did something people would consider ... illegal" Sanders dragged the last word out for dramatic effect, the Arbiter was not moved.
Her race was the main reason he was there in the ... | This is the basic plot of Independence day 2. Once we hand those aliens their asses for the 2nd time, the interstellar community basically says, "hey uhh... you guys are the only ones to beat these guys regularly, how would you like to beat them for the rest of us?" | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | It's just standing there, screaming!
Screaming? What do you mean screaming?
It's screaming! I came in to grab the birther like you ordered. I tried to knock this one out but it just started screaming!
Has it done anything other than that? Is it impeding your mission?
What? No not really... it's just a bit menacing.... | This is the basic plot of Independence day 2. Once we hand those aliens their asses for the 2nd time, the interstellar community basically says, "hey uhh... you guys are the only ones to beat these guys regularly, how would you like to beat them for the rest of us?" | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Alright, my first go at one of these, so criticism is appreciated.
"What's that?!" My alien shipmate yelled.
"This," I replied, "is called a gauss rifle... Or a rail gun! I'm not quite sure which."
"I thought you were going to fix our ship! Not create a weapon with the last parts of our ship that worked! You'll get ... | This is the basic plot of Independence day 2. Once we hand those aliens their asses for the 2nd time, the interstellar community basically says, "hey uhh... you guys are the only ones to beat these guys regularly, how would you like to beat them for the rest of us?" | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Read the Time Mercenaries by Philip E High
Its a quality book about how humanity eradicates all aggression from their species and is then attacked by Alien species. These species are dumbfounded by how far humans would go for the sake of victory, to the point that victory is no longer worth the cost. | This is the basic plot of Independence day 2. Once we hand those aliens their asses for the 2nd time, the interstellar community basically says, "hey uhh... you guys are the only ones to beat these guys regularly, how would you like to beat them for the rest of us?" | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "You decided to bring that thing with you? A HUMAN!" Mechana screeched.
"I figured we could use an edge." Daith responded looking at Dave and back to the mechanoid. Mechana grabbed Diath's tendril and pulled him to one side "Excuse us for a moment Human." Once Mechana felt like it was out of Dave's hearing range Mechan... | This is the basic plot of Independence day 2. Once we hand those aliens their asses for the 2nd time, the interstellar community basically says, "hey uhh... you guys are the only ones to beat these guys regularly, how would you like to beat them for the rest of us?" | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | *Erdan, day 79 of year 22,349 of the intergalactic calendar*
Saxch scrolled down the newsfeed, barely reading the boring headlines of the most relevant news. Suddenly, he noticed something interesting. He turned towards Vois, who was lying down, playing a simple game in a human-made console. Vois had always liked the ... | This is the basic plot of Independence day 2. Once we hand those aliens their asses for the 2nd time, the interstellar community basically says, "hey uhh... you guys are the only ones to beat these guys regularly, how would you like to beat them for the rest of us?" | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "You must break your bond with them Osiriuy! If not to appeal to the council, but the survival of your species!". Pat'Gohnon spoke these words with a tone of vinegar washed in an ocean of razor teeth. He knew though it came from a place of sincerity, it was just that the humans seemed to bring that tone out of everyone... | This is the basic plot of Independence day 2. Once we hand those aliens their asses for the 2nd time, the interstellar community basically says, "hey uhh... you guys are the only ones to beat these guys regularly, how would you like to beat them for the rest of us?" | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | The Chime of Ung sounded it’s low, forbidding tone across the chamber of the 301 delegates. The susurrus of conversation dimmed as the delegates of the Great Civilization took their seats. As before, the Archstronomer Piyt r’Ultarc stood before them to report on the ongoing war. At her gesture, the lights dimmed and a ... | This is the basic plot of Independence day 2. Once we hand those aliens their asses for the 2nd time, the interstellar community basically says, "hey uhh... you guys are the only ones to beat these guys regularly, how would you like to beat them for the rest of us?" | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | *Sigh*
It's hard to imagine a worse fate than being the supreme power in the galaxy. Being feared by every other race, from the Xynofex to the Moxtin, is something many species would aspire to. Every navy we see, every planet we land on, even simple traders and spacefarers, all run in fear before us. Granted, it wou... | This is the basic plot of Independence day 2. Once we hand those aliens their asses for the 2nd time, the interstellar community basically says, "hey uhh... you guys are the only ones to beat these guys regularly, how would you like to beat them for the rest of us?" | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "...I'm sorry, Rafti you will have to repeat that? they did what?"
"um, well sir, they seem to have... I mean initial reports are that they have, um... exited their... planetary orbit"
"I see, Rafti. We knew it would happen eventually, although this is sooner than anticipated. I take it they finally managed to harnes... | This is the basic plot of Independence day 2. Once we hand those aliens their asses for the 2nd time, the interstellar community basically says, "hey uhh... you guys are the only ones to beat these guys regularly, how would you like to beat them for the rest of us?" | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Accessing Intergalactic History Log...
Entry 102394
Fall of the Sutraxan Empire (STU 246 - STU 249)
The Sutraxan Empire was feared throughout the local Supercluster for their ferocity in battle and ruthlessness in victory. Their conquest started in STU 206 with the Rape of Kamara where they conducted mass genocide i... | This is the basic plot of Independence day 2. Once we hand those aliens their asses for the 2nd time, the interstellar community basically says, "hey uhh... you guys are the only ones to beat these guys regularly, how would you like to beat them for the rest of us?" | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Hagh backed up against the stone, his pulse rifle nearly as empty as his body of blood. Even now, with the air filled with energy pulses and the sounds of photoelectric charges going off, he felt his world growing darker.
"Hey!" Hagh heard, snapping him back to the harsh reality of the invasion of his homeworld. "Hey... | This is the basic plot of Independence day 2. Once we hand those aliens their asses for the 2nd time, the interstellar community basically says, "hey uhh... you guys are the only ones to beat these guys regularly, how would you like to beat them for the rest of us?" | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | The Galactic Council were at war. A vicious reptilian species were pushing deeper and deeper in to their systems, killing all as they went. There were a few massive repair docks, and one in particular had been considered a lynch pin. Plans were formulated, and the odds calculated. They had no hope of taking it down.
A... | This is the basic plot of Independence day 2. Once we hand those aliens their asses for the 2nd time, the interstellar community basically says, "hey uhh... you guys are the only ones to beat these guys regularly, how would you like to beat them for the rest of us?" | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | In the gulfs of space, somewhere off the shoulder of Orion, a probe scans for signs of 'The Enemy'.
"Ping... Ping... Ping... Ping.. Ping.. Ping.. Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping Ping Ping PingPingPingPingPing"
On the fifth planet of a dying star, a general makes his report to King Priasma of the world of Ilium.
"My king, we... | This is the basic plot of Independence day 2. Once we hand those aliens their asses for the 2nd time, the interstellar community basically says, "hey uhh... you guys are the only ones to beat these guys regularly, how would you like to beat them for the rest of us?" | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | The end of all galactic life had been going on for nearly 10 standard cycles. The Enemy was as relentless as it was ancient, still no one knew where they had come from, or what their purpose was beyond mere universal destruction.
A long time ago, most sovereign governments and most of the colonies had all but given u... | This is the basic plot of Independence day 2. Once we hand those aliens their asses for the 2nd time, the interstellar community basically says, "hey uhh... you guys are the only ones to beat these guys regularly, how would you like to beat them for the rest of us?" | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Alright, my first go at one of these, so criticism is appreciated.
"What's that?!" My alien shipmate yelled.
"This," I replied, "is called a gauss rifle... Or a rail gun! I'm not quite sure which."
"I thought you were going to fix our ship! Not create a weapon with the last parts of our ship that worked! You'll get ... |
This is my first go at writing prompts:
Sub-Commander Redland sighed.
"Whew - its finally over" looking at the screenshowing the blossoming explosions of the enemy fleet.
It took years to plan and finally its over. When Humanity first left the solar system and hit the stars they found the galaxy already crowded wi... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Read the Time Mercenaries by Philip E High
Its a quality book about how humanity eradicates all aggression from their species and is then attacked by Alien species. These species are dumbfounded by how far humans would go for the sake of victory, to the point that victory is no longer worth the cost. |
This is my first go at writing prompts:
Sub-Commander Redland sighed.
"Whew - its finally over" looking at the screenshowing the blossoming explosions of the enemy fleet.
It took years to plan and finally its over. When Humanity first left the solar system and hit the stars they found the galaxy already crowded wi... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Alright, my first go at one of these, so criticism is appreciated.
"What's that?!" My alien shipmate yelled.
"This," I replied, "is called a gauss rifle... Or a rail gun! I'm not quite sure which."
"I thought you were going to fix our ship! Not create a weapon with the last parts of our ship that worked! You'll get ... | "Captain Sanders, do you know why you're here?" The Arbiter looked across the table, a recording device between them.
"Well, I'd guess I did something people would consider ... illegal" Sanders dragged the last word out for dramatic effect, the Arbiter was not moved.
Her race was the main reason he was there in the ... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Read the Time Mercenaries by Philip E High
Its a quality book about how humanity eradicates all aggression from their species and is then attacked by Alien species. These species are dumbfounded by how far humans would go for the sake of victory, to the point that victory is no longer worth the cost. | "Captain Sanders, do you know why you're here?" The Arbiter looked across the table, a recording device between them.
"Well, I'd guess I did something people would consider ... illegal" Sanders dragged the last word out for dramatic effect, the Arbiter was not moved.
Her race was the main reason he was there in the ... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "You decided to bring that thing with you? A HUMAN!" Mechana screeched.
"I figured we could use an edge." Daith responded looking at Dave and back to the mechanoid. Mechana grabbed Diath's tendril and pulled him to one side "Excuse us for a moment Human." Once Mechana felt like it was out of Dave's hearing range Mechan... | "Captain Sanders, do you know why you're here?" The Arbiter looked across the table, a recording device between them.
"Well, I'd guess I did something people would consider ... illegal" Sanders dragged the last word out for dramatic effect, the Arbiter was not moved.
Her race was the main reason he was there in the ... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | The Chime of Ung sounded it’s low, forbidding tone across the chamber of the 301 delegates. The susurrus of conversation dimmed as the delegates of the Great Civilization took their seats. As before, the Archstronomer Piyt r’Ultarc stood before them to report on the ongoing war. At her gesture, the lights dimmed and a ... | "Captain Sanders, do you know why you're here?" The Arbiter looked across the table, a recording device between them.
"Well, I'd guess I did something people would consider ... illegal" Sanders dragged the last word out for dramatic effect, the Arbiter was not moved.
Her race was the main reason he was there in the ... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | It's just standing there, screaming!
Screaming? What do you mean screaming?
It's screaming! I came in to grab the birther like you ordered. I tried to knock this one out but it just started screaming!
Has it done anything other than that? Is it impeding your mission?
What? No not really... it's just a bit menacing.... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Alright, my first go at one of these, so criticism is appreciated.
"What's that?!" My alien shipmate yelled.
"This," I replied, "is called a gauss rifle... Or a rail gun! I'm not quite sure which."
"I thought you were going to fix our ship! Not create a weapon with the last parts of our ship that worked! You'll get ... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Read the Time Mercenaries by Philip E High
Its a quality book about how humanity eradicates all aggression from their species and is then attacked by Alien species. These species are dumbfounded by how far humans would go for the sake of victory, to the point that victory is no longer worth the cost. | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "You decided to bring that thing with you? A HUMAN!" Mechana screeched.
"I figured we could use an edge." Daith responded looking at Dave and back to the mechanoid. Mechana grabbed Diath's tendril and pulled him to one side "Excuse us for a moment Human." Once Mechana felt like it was out of Dave's hearing range Mechan... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | *Erdan, day 79 of year 22,349 of the intergalactic calendar*
Saxch scrolled down the newsfeed, barely reading the boring headlines of the most relevant news. Suddenly, he noticed something interesting. He turned towards Vois, who was lying down, playing a simple game in a human-made console. Vois had always liked the ... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "You must break your bond with them Osiriuy! If not to appeal to the council, but the survival of your species!". Pat'Gohnon spoke these words with a tone of vinegar washed in an ocean of razor teeth. He knew though it came from a place of sincerity, it was just that the humans seemed to bring that tone out of everyone... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | The Chime of Ung sounded it’s low, forbidding tone across the chamber of the 301 delegates. The susurrus of conversation dimmed as the delegates of the Great Civilization took their seats. As before, the Archstronomer Piyt r’Ultarc stood before them to report on the ongoing war. At her gesture, the lights dimmed and a ... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | *Sigh*
It's hard to imagine a worse fate than being the supreme power in the galaxy. Being feared by every other race, from the Xynofex to the Moxtin, is something many species would aspire to. Every navy we see, every planet we land on, even simple traders and spacefarers, all run in fear before us. Granted, it wou... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "...I'm sorry, Rafti you will have to repeat that? they did what?"
"um, well sir, they seem to have... I mean initial reports are that they have, um... exited their... planetary orbit"
"I see, Rafti. We knew it would happen eventually, although this is sooner than anticipated. I take it they finally managed to harnes... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | :::BEGINNING OF ENTRY:::
It was thought that the coming human invasion would be stopped easily...
They came equipped with barbaric weapons.
They can barely see at night...
They can't even see each others thoughts!
Now they are all over our plan-MY PLANET!
My home...
We accounted for everything except what they would le... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Captain of NA Drial to Federation HQ
I am afraid, scared and motivated, I know its odd way to put it but we may win the war against the Empire with the humans.
I mean, since humans first made contact they remained neutral, in their tiny solar system.
They had so much battle experience that we thought that humans mayb... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | The highest Generals of the United Human Systems sat in their chambers, a dark and rather cramped room in the back of the Capital Parliament. They were comprised of many generals from across Human worlds. Three from Earth, one from Mars, another four from orbital colonies, and the other seven from a number colonised st... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "We are here to conquer your planet please surrender without a fight!" exclaimed one of the aliens.
"Screw you this is Earth!" angrily yelled out by a redneck
The alien looks around in utter disbelief, within the second he fearfully asked, "Is this the place with humans?"
As a child walks up to the alien to ask him a ... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Accessing Intergalactic History Log...
Entry 102394
Fall of the Sutraxan Empire (STU 246 - STU 249)
The Sutraxan Empire was feared throughout the local Supercluster for their ferocity in battle and ruthlessness in victory. Their conquest started in STU 206 with the Rape of Kamara where they conducted mass genocide i... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Hagh backed up against the stone, his pulse rifle nearly as empty as his body of blood. Even now, with the air filled with energy pulses and the sounds of photoelectric charges going off, he felt his world growing darker.
"Hey!" Hagh heard, snapping him back to the harsh reality of the invasion of his homeworld. "Hey... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "Sir, evacuations procedures are complete, we have to leave, NOW!" A furry quadruped yowls at her commander, who is staring at the flickering monitor of their dying homeworld.
30 star cycles ago, an semi-aquatic species opened a permanent wormhole into the Calarian system in the name of conquest and forcibly started t... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "Call a gathering of the council members immediately, priority one" Grom barked as he slammed his clenched fist of tendrils.
The concern on the face of the head of the scientific council was clear as saw another red alert warning from the research and observation outpost in sector seven.
"What in damnation are they ... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "Don't fuck with humans" was the general received wisdom in the galaxy. They had a history of obliterating the people that fucked them over. A long, bloody history.
There were a few who didn't heed that lesson, like Zartok the Slaver. I don't like Zartok. Nobody likes Zartok. But he pays his tab and he doesn't cause ... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | The Galactic Council were at war. A vicious reptilian species were pushing deeper and deeper in to their systems, killing all as they went. There were a few massive repair docks, and one in particular had been considered a lynch pin. Plans were formulated, and the odds calculated. They had no hope of taking it down.
A... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | One by one the stars went out. Earth's scientists looked on in horror and confusion as they vanished. They hadn't burnt out, nor had they gone supernova, they just were no longer there.
It was quick, especially by astronomical speeds. After just a year, the entire southern hemisphere was without starlight and just one... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | In the gulfs of space, somewhere off the shoulder of Orion, a probe scans for signs of 'The Enemy'.
"Ping... Ping... Ping... Ping.. Ping.. Ping.. Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping Ping Ping PingPingPingPingPing"
On the fifth planet of a dying star, a general makes his report to King Priasma of the world of Ilium.
"My king, we... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Lexicanum Galacticum
Chapter 67
"Humans"
The human species are famous for their insanity and general lack of responsibility,but still they became one of the dominant species in the galaxy after their victory in the War in Heaven.
The human species are divided into 3 grand factions:
1.The Commonwealth
2.The United C... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "Your majesty.." The diminutive, four-legged creature said, bowing formally.
"Step forward, High Engineer Raxus. I assume you have made progress regarding the device?"
"Indeed. My team has finally replicated the software needed to access it; it contained *hours* of footage, your majesty..." He stated, before hesitat... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "The human home fleet has dropped out of warp. We have achieved total surprise. Attack position in 5 units."
By rights, Pursuit Leader Meleet thought, she ought to be gratified by the news. The scene on her repeater screen was, after all, the stuff of fantasies for any green-blooded war-sphere officer. The last of the... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | The end of all galactic life had been going on for nearly 10 standard cycles. The Enemy was as relentless as it was ancient, still no one knew where they had come from, or what their purpose was beyond mere universal destruction.
A long time ago, most sovereign governments and most of the colonies had all but given u... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "Hold my beer."
I moaned silently to myself as the icy fear climbed my spine. It was always like this:
The ship would get into trouble, usually because of the Captain.
The crew would try all kinds of solutions that inevitably failed, usually because of the Captain.
We'd be up against the wall, no possible way out, no ... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "Explain it to me again. I'm not sure I comprehended the first time."
The Warhost-Master's appendages twitched in frustration.
"As you are aware, Humanity was, until now, classified as a D-class species - A species with significant technological and societal development, but lacking any spaceflight capabilities. Sev... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Late to the party as usual, but here goes.
In the human history there is man named Alexander whom they call 'the Great.' Alexander lead a vast army, which worshipped him, with which he conquered hundreds of kingdoms. He spread his noble culture to the far reaches of the world in an unbelievably short amount of time. ... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "Field medic? Why are we humouring the new prospect anyway? We have body labs." Muttered Zelska. Zelska was what the humans would call "A fucking idiot." Jorax reflected.
"Well," Jorax began "Aahii are the greatest builders and engineers in the universe,right?"
"Of course!" Snapped Zelska.
"But, Aahii don't repair a... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Treg'Luf'Arwa couldn't believe his eyes. He doubted that his Father, Luf'Arwa'Yos, or his father's father, Arwa'Yos'Hul, would've believe their eyes either, had they come to see this day.
Fire had been raining on his planet for days now. The home planet of his species being the latest conquest for the Gaouls, a f... | Of the one hundred and seven sentient species in the universe, all but one have evolved with reason. The only outlying species lives on a blue planet circling around a yellow star.
"Let it be," was the official policy of the United Galaxy League of Yodas. The Yodas are the most evolved beings in the Universe, impe... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | It's just standing there, screaming!
Screaming? What do you mean screaming?
It's screaming! I came in to grab the birther like you ordered. I tried to knock this one out but it just started screaming!
Has it done anything other than that? Is it impeding your mission?
What? No not really... it's just a bit menacing.... | "They call us cannibal planet," you say. "I met an alien in a dream. He steered a flying saucer with a convertible clear bubble top. After sticking a solid landing, two reputable looking humanoids dressed in blood-red 70s polyester jumpsuits, skin-tight gloves - covering normal ten digit hands, and bald heads above sh... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Alright, my first go at one of these, so criticism is appreciated.
"What's that?!" My alien shipmate yelled.
"This," I replied, "is called a gauss rifle... Or a rail gun! I'm not quite sure which."
"I thought you were going to fix our ship! Not create a weapon with the last parts of our ship that worked! You'll get ... | "They call us cannibal planet," you say. "I met an alien in a dream. He steered a flying saucer with a convertible clear bubble top. After sticking a solid landing, two reputable looking humanoids dressed in blood-red 70s polyester jumpsuits, skin-tight gloves - covering normal ten digit hands, and bald heads above sh... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | Read the Time Mercenaries by Philip E High
Its a quality book about how humanity eradicates all aggression from their species and is then attacked by Alien species. These species are dumbfounded by how far humans would go for the sake of victory, to the point that victory is no longer worth the cost. | "They call us cannibal planet," you say. "I met an alien in a dream. He steered a flying saucer with a convertible clear bubble top. After sticking a solid landing, two reputable looking humanoids dressed in blood-red 70s polyester jumpsuits, skin-tight gloves - covering normal ten digit hands, and bald heads above sh... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "You decided to bring that thing with you? A HUMAN!" Mechana screeched.
"I figured we could use an edge." Daith responded looking at Dave and back to the mechanoid. Mechana grabbed Diath's tendril and pulled him to one side "Excuse us for a moment Human." Once Mechana felt like it was out of Dave's hearing range Mechan... | "They call us cannibal planet," you say. "I met an alien in a dream. He steered a flying saucer with a convertible clear bubble top. After sticking a solid landing, two reputable looking humanoids dressed in blood-red 70s polyester jumpsuits, skin-tight gloves - covering normal ten digit hands, and bald heads above sh... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | *Erdan, day 79 of year 22,349 of the intergalactic calendar*
Saxch scrolled down the newsfeed, barely reading the boring headlines of the most relevant news. Suddenly, he noticed something interesting. He turned towards Vois, who was lying down, playing a simple game in a human-made console. Vois had always liked the ... | "They call us cannibal planet," you say. "I met an alien in a dream. He steered a flying saucer with a convertible clear bubble top. After sticking a solid landing, two reputable looking humanoids dressed in blood-red 70s polyester jumpsuits, skin-tight gloves - covering normal ten digit hands, and bald heads above sh... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "You must break your bond with them Osiriuy! If not to appeal to the council, but the survival of your species!". Pat'Gohnon spoke these words with a tone of vinegar washed in an ocean of razor teeth. He knew though it came from a place of sincerity, it was just that the humans seemed to bring that tone out of everyone... | "They call us cannibal planet," you say. "I met an alien in a dream. He steered a flying saucer with a convertible clear bubble top. After sticking a solid landing, two reputable looking humanoids dressed in blood-red 70s polyester jumpsuits, skin-tight gloves - covering normal ten digit hands, and bald heads above sh... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | The Chime of Ung sounded it’s low, forbidding tone across the chamber of the 301 delegates. The susurrus of conversation dimmed as the delegates of the Great Civilization took their seats. As before, the Archstronomer Piyt r’Ultarc stood before them to report on the ongoing war. At her gesture, the lights dimmed and a ... | "They call us cannibal planet," you say. "I met an alien in a dream. He steered a flying saucer with a convertible clear bubble top. After sticking a solid landing, two reputable looking humanoids dressed in blood-red 70s polyester jumpsuits, skin-tight gloves - covering normal ten digit hands, and bald heads above sh... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | *Sigh*
It's hard to imagine a worse fate than being the supreme power in the galaxy. Being feared by every other race, from the Xynofex to the Moxtin, is something many species would aspire to. Every navy we see, every planet we land on, even simple traders and spacefarers, all run in fear before us. Granted, it wou... | "They call us cannibal planet," you say. "I met an alien in a dream. He steered a flying saucer with a convertible clear bubble top. After sticking a solid landing, two reputable looking humanoids dressed in blood-red 70s polyester jumpsuits, skin-tight gloves - covering normal ten digit hands, and bald heads above sh... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | "...I'm sorry, Rafti you will have to repeat that? they did what?"
"um, well sir, they seem to have... I mean initial reports are that they have, um... exited their... planetary orbit"
"I see, Rafti. We knew it would happen eventually, although this is sooner than anticipated. I take it they finally managed to harnes... | "They call us cannibal planet," you say. "I met an alien in a dream. He steered a flying saucer with a convertible clear bubble top. After sticking a solid landing, two reputable looking humanoids dressed in blood-red 70s polyester jumpsuits, skin-tight gloves - covering normal ten digit hands, and bald heads above sh... | |
[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with. | :::BEGINNING OF ENTRY:::
It was thought that the coming human invasion would be stopped easily...
They came equipped with barbaric weapons.
They can barely see at night...
They can't even see each others thoughts!
Now they are all over our plan-MY PLANET!
My home...
We accounted for everything except what they would le... | "They call us cannibal planet," you say. "I met an alien in a dream. He steered a flying saucer with a convertible clear bubble top. After sticking a solid landing, two reputable looking humanoids dressed in blood-red 70s polyester jumpsuits, skin-tight gloves - covering normal ten digit hands, and bald heads above sh... |
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