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[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | " That was amazing doctor!" The young nurse gushed excitedly as the tall slender man walked out of the OR. He smiled warmly at the nurse as he pulled down his surgical mask and peeled off the gloves. The front of his surgical gear was splattered in blood, but he didn't seem phased by it at all.
" Wendy, you are so swe... | One slight question, how exactly does this "saving" count? Say a guy is saved shot, he ran to safety, a good Samaritan picked him up and floored it to the hospital, a doctor and the nurses immediately carry out a surgery to save him. Now, who gets a free under credit? The doctor only? Or everyone that was involved? | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | Dr. George checked the papers twice as Anthony Renault sat patiently^1 in front of him. Today was running slowly, like a struggling faucet, no amount of concentration was paying off. He rubbed his eyes and made out what he could- *sore throat*; *can't sleep*. He'll figure something out- he could always just prescribe s... | I could never have been a Doctor. All the education, the studying, the pressure and the regulation. Even then, the medical profession always fascinated me, from the old days when saving lives was 'just a job' to now, when Doctors are living gods.
So I had to be involved somehow. Janitor in a Hospital? No thanks. I ne... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | 'I'm so glad you came to us,' the silhouette said to Jones. 'Barely anyone uses general practitioners for this kind of thing. Not nowadays anyway.'
'Well, I heard about what you were looking for and thought “fuck it”.' Jones leant back in his chair. 'I may be dying, but it ain't an emergency.'
The doctor's office h... | I could never have been a Doctor. All the education, the studying, the pressure and the regulation. Even then, the medical profession always fascinated me, from the old days when saving lives was 'just a job' to now, when Doctors are living gods.
So I had to be involved somehow. Janitor in a Hospital? No thanks. I ne... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | Dr Ingersmith sighs through his surgical mask. One more quick use of the cautery and it will mark the end of the most complicated surgery he has performed in his fledgling career, and coincidentally earn him his first "life refund". "Alright Estrada," Ingersmith says as he turns to his assistant, "hand me the cautery a... | I could never have been a Doctor. All the education, the studying, the pressure and the regulation. Even then, the medical profession always fascinated me, from the old days when saving lives was 'just a job' to now, when Doctors are living gods.
So I had to be involved somehow. Janitor in a Hospital? No thanks. I ne... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | I got my credit today. I needed it. The courts judged that in my youth, I had in fact prevented the suicide of a colleague. I was now entitled to one kill and that's all I would need to take down Dr. Khan. The world's most respected Neurosurgeon. Legend has it he has over 250 credits now and he's probably spent near 25... | I could never have been a Doctor. All the education, the studying, the pressure and the regulation. Even then, the medical profession always fascinated me, from the old days when saving lives was 'just a job' to now, when Doctors are living gods.
So I had to be involved somehow. Janitor in a Hospital? No thanks. I ne... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | My first response.
The law had international repercussions when it was first passed at the end of 2015. The ‘Eye for an Eye Inversion’ law, as it was called. Essentially, for every life saved, the saver is granted the right to take one life away. An interesting law, made, once again, by politicians who didn’t really u... | I could never have been a Doctor. All the education, the studying, the pressure and the regulation. Even then, the medical profession always fascinated me, from the old days when saving lives was 'just a job' to now, when Doctors are living gods.
So I had to be involved somehow. Janitor in a Hospital? No thanks. I ne... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | " That was amazing doctor!" The young nurse gushed excitedly as the tall slender man walked out of the OR. He smiled warmly at the nurse as he pulled down his surgical mask and peeled off the gloves. The front of his surgical gear was splattered in blood, but he didn't seem phased by it at all.
" Wendy, you are so swe... | I could never have been a Doctor. All the education, the studying, the pressure and the regulation. Even then, the medical profession always fascinated me, from the old days when saving lives was 'just a job' to now, when Doctors are living gods.
So I had to be involved somehow. Janitor in a Hospital? No thanks. I ne... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | Dr. George checked the papers twice as Anthony Renault sat patiently^1 in front of him. Today was running slowly, like a struggling faucet, no amount of concentration was paying off. He rubbed his eyes and made out what he could- *sore throat*; *can't sleep*. He'll figure something out- he could always just prescribe s... | Just imagine for a second that you were an engineer. Lets say you invented something akin to a seatbelt, an invention which saves more than 15,000 lives a year. You would truly be a God, with the power to do anything you pleased. | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | 'I'm so glad you came to us,' the silhouette said to Jones. 'Barely anyone uses general practitioners for this kind of thing. Not nowadays anyway.'
'Well, I heard about what you were looking for and thought “fuck it”.' Jones leant back in his chair. 'I may be dying, but it ain't an emergency.'
The doctor's office h... | Just imagine for a second that you were an engineer. Lets say you invented something akin to a seatbelt, an invention which saves more than 15,000 lives a year. You would truly be a God, with the power to do anything you pleased. | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | Dr Ingersmith sighs through his surgical mask. One more quick use of the cautery and it will mark the end of the most complicated surgery he has performed in his fledgling career, and coincidentally earn him his first "life refund". "Alright Estrada," Ingersmith says as he turns to his assistant, "hand me the cautery a... | Just imagine for a second that you were an engineer. Lets say you invented something akin to a seatbelt, an invention which saves more than 15,000 lives a year. You would truly be a God, with the power to do anything you pleased. | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | I got my credit today. I needed it. The courts judged that in my youth, I had in fact prevented the suicide of a colleague. I was now entitled to one kill and that's all I would need to take down Dr. Khan. The world's most respected Neurosurgeon. Legend has it he has over 250 credits now and he's probably spent near 25... | Just imagine for a second that you were an engineer. Lets say you invented something akin to a seatbelt, an invention which saves more than 15,000 lives a year. You would truly be a God, with the power to do anything you pleased. | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | My first response.
The law had international repercussions when it was first passed at the end of 2015. The ‘Eye for an Eye Inversion’ law, as it was called. Essentially, for every life saved, the saver is granted the right to take one life away. An interesting law, made, once again, by politicians who didn’t really u... | Just imagine for a second that you were an engineer. Lets say you invented something akin to a seatbelt, an invention which saves more than 15,000 lives a year. You would truly be a God, with the power to do anything you pleased. | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | Dr. George checked the papers twice as Anthony Renault sat patiently^1 in front of him. Today was running slowly, like a struggling faucet, no amount of concentration was paying off. He rubbed his eyes and made out what he could- *sore throat*; *can't sleep*. He'll figure something out- he could always just prescribe s... | "What happened to this asshole?" I inquired. The patient, a white male youth in his twenties, was riddled with at least half a dozen bullet holes in his torso, legs and right arm.
"Gang violence, presumably drug-related." Dr. Fletcher responded. "Should we draw straws?"
"Suppose so, but my count is getting pretty low... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | 'I'm so glad you came to us,' the silhouette said to Jones. 'Barely anyone uses general practitioners for this kind of thing. Not nowadays anyway.'
'Well, I heard about what you were looking for and thought “fuck it”.' Jones leant back in his chair. 'I may be dying, but it ain't an emergency.'
The doctor's office h... | "What happened to this asshole?" I inquired. The patient, a white male youth in his twenties, was riddled with at least half a dozen bullet holes in his torso, legs and right arm.
"Gang violence, presumably drug-related." Dr. Fletcher responded. "Should we draw straws?"
"Suppose so, but my count is getting pretty low... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | Dr. George checked the papers twice as Anthony Renault sat patiently^1 in front of him. Today was running slowly, like a struggling faucet, no amount of concentration was paying off. He rubbed his eyes and made out what he could- *sore throat*; *can't sleep*. He'll figure something out- he could always just prescribe s... | Today, you find yourselves in the unique position that few would envy. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the precedent you set today will affect everyone you know. You are about to make history. I urge you to ensure you are on the correct side of it.
Over the past few days, the State has tried to convince you that my ... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | 'I'm so glad you came to us,' the silhouette said to Jones. 'Barely anyone uses general practitioners for this kind of thing. Not nowadays anyway.'
'Well, I heard about what you were looking for and thought “fuck it”.' Jones leant back in his chair. 'I may be dying, but it ain't an emergency.'
The doctor's office h... | Today, you find yourselves in the unique position that few would envy. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the precedent you set today will affect everyone you know. You are about to make history. I urge you to ensure you are on the correct side of it.
Over the past few days, the State has tried to convince you that my ... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | I got my credit today. I needed it. The courts judged that in my youth, I had in fact prevented the suicide of a colleague. I was now entitled to one kill and that's all I would need to take down Dr. Khan. The world's most respected Neurosurgeon. Legend has it he has over 250 credits now and he's probably spent near 25... | Forevermore will that day be burned into my psyche. That bitch killed my brother, and I swore I would return the favor. We went out to dinner that night while he stayed home to study - to do his homework. When we came back he wasn't there. Just a carcass dangling from a fan wearing his clothes, bearing a note declaring... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | My first response.
The law had international repercussions when it was first passed at the end of 2015. The ‘Eye for an Eye Inversion’ law, as it was called. Essentially, for every life saved, the saver is granted the right to take one life away. An interesting law, made, once again, by politicians who didn’t really u... | Forevermore will that day be burned into my psyche. That bitch killed my brother, and I swore I would return the favor. We went out to dinner that night while he stayed home to study - to do his homework. When we came back he wasn't there. Just a carcass dangling from a fan wearing his clothes, bearing a note declaring... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | " That was amazing doctor!" The young nurse gushed excitedly as the tall slender man walked out of the OR. He smiled warmly at the nurse as he pulled down his surgical mask and peeled off the gloves. The front of his surgical gear was splattered in blood, but he didn't seem phased by it at all.
" Wendy, you are so swe... | Forevermore will that day be burned into my psyche. That bitch killed my brother, and I swore I would return the favor. We went out to dinner that night while he stayed home to study - to do his homework. When we came back he wasn't there. Just a carcass dangling from a fan wearing his clothes, bearing a note declaring... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | My first response.
The law had international repercussions when it was first passed at the end of 2015. The ‘Eye for an Eye Inversion’ law, as it was called. Essentially, for every life saved, the saver is granted the right to take one life away. An interesting law, made, once again, by politicians who didn’t really u... | He was an optometrist. A medical practitioner who doesn't really save lives. He works for a big retail chain where all he does it sells glasses. Day in day out.
The medical profession remains in tact. Hippocratic Oath forbids the harming of others. Doctors uphold this code and any doctor who murders will be killed by... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | Having spent the night saving a handful of lives during their shift out in the city that night, Charlie and Steve set out to balance things out with the day's excisements.
"What do we have on the docket for today Charlie?"
"A kid toucher, a couple of petty criminals, and a career politician - a Senator."
"Let's go w... | He was an optometrist. A medical practitioner who doesn't really save lives. He works for a big retail chain where all he does it sells glasses. Day in day out.
The medical profession remains in tact. Hippocratic Oath forbids the harming of others. Doctors uphold this code and any doctor who murders will be killed by... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | " That was amazing doctor!" The young nurse gushed excitedly as the tall slender man walked out of the OR. He smiled warmly at the nurse as he pulled down his surgical mask and peeled off the gloves. The front of his surgical gear was splattered in blood, but he didn't seem phased by it at all.
" Wendy, you are so swe... | He was an optometrist. A medical practitioner who doesn't really save lives. He works for a big retail chain where all he does it sells glasses. Day in day out.
The medical profession remains in tact. Hippocratic Oath forbids the harming of others. Doctors uphold this code and any doctor who murders will be killed by... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | " That was amazing doctor!" The young nurse gushed excitedly as the tall slender man walked out of the OR. He smiled warmly at the nurse as he pulled down his surgical mask and peeled off the gloves. The front of his surgical gear was splattered in blood, but he didn't seem phased by it at all.
" Wendy, you are so swe... | Having spent the night saving a handful of lives during their shift out in the city that night, Charlie and Steve set out to balance things out with the day's excisements.
"What do we have on the docket for today Charlie?"
"A kid toucher, a couple of petty criminals, and a career politician - a Senator."
"Let's go w... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | " That was amazing doctor!" The young nurse gushed excitedly as the tall slender man walked out of the OR. He smiled warmly at the nurse as he pulled down his surgical mask and peeled off the gloves. The front of his surgical gear was splattered in blood, but he didn't seem phased by it at all.
" Wendy, you are so swe... | Dr. Rogers smirked, thinking of the more than 350 legal murder stickers he possessed. There were many perks to being a doctor, free drugs, good money, respectable level on the social hierarchy, but of them all was the eye for an eye inversion. "Well sir... See the thing is, I only have 10 left. You want 7. That would a... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | I won't pretend I'm some sort of legal professional kid, I don't know shit about the history of the law or whatever, but I know the ins and outs of it like the back of my hand. Hell why am I telling you this, you've gotta know it too, right?
You're kidding me, you don't know? Why did I b- Oh forget it. Okay, there's ... | It was landmark legislation. "Net Murder" was the new term they coined. Nobody knew yet what was going to happen. Even worse, they were going back five years to add up all the lives an individual saved and the deaths attributed to them.
The idea was to promote net positive contribution, so that those individuals who ... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | Business was booming.
In his office at St Thomas' Hospital, overlooking the Thames, Dr Jones leaned back in his chair and smiled. In his younger days, people went into the medical profession for a variety of reasons, altruistic and selfish. Now, with the Net Murder Neutrality law, one more reason was added to that lis... | It was landmark legislation. "Net Murder" was the new term they coined. Nobody knew yet what was going to happen. Even worse, they were going back five years to add up all the lives an individual saved and the deaths attributed to them.
The idea was to promote net positive contribution, so that those individuals who ... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | He'd already refused at least a hundred other offers and gifts that day.
As Dr. Henry Hobbel sat and finished his dinner at the restaurant, he rejected one more: the bottle of white wine his eager and nervous looking waiter had thrust towards him from across the table. This was the second bottle of wine the restauran... | It was landmark legislation. "Net Murder" was the new term they coined. Nobody knew yet what was going to happen. Even worse, they were going back five years to add up all the lives an individual saved and the deaths attributed to them.
The idea was to promote net positive contribution, so that those individuals who ... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | Business was booming.
In his office at St Thomas' Hospital, overlooking the Thames, Dr Jones leaned back in his chair and smiled. In his younger days, people went into the medical profession for a variety of reasons, altruistic and selfish. Now, with the Net Murder Neutrality law, one more reason was added to that lis... | I won't pretend I'm some sort of legal professional kid, I don't know shit about the history of the law or whatever, but I know the ins and outs of it like the back of my hand. Hell why am I telling you this, you've gotta know it too, right?
You're kidding me, you don't know? Why did I b- Oh forget it. Okay, there's ... | |
[WP] The "Eye for an Eye Inversion" law allows every life saved to credit the saver one legal murder. The medical profession are now the most feared and revered community. | He'd already refused at least a hundred other offers and gifts that day.
As Dr. Henry Hobbel sat and finished his dinner at the restaurant, he rejected one more: the bottle of white wine his eager and nervous looking waiter had thrust towards him from across the table. This was the second bottle of wine the restauran... | I won't pretend I'm some sort of legal professional kid, I don't know shit about the history of the law or whatever, but I know the ins and outs of it like the back of my hand. Hell why am I telling you this, you've gotta know it too, right?
You're kidding me, you don't know? Why did I b- Oh forget it. Okay, there's ... | |
[WP] Overnight, the world's oceans have been replaced by vast forests inhabited by strange creatures. You are on an expedition to find a lost ship in what used to be the middle of the Atlantic. | Three months ago the world’s oceans disappeared. Forests covered the entire expanse. The trees defied everything known about plant life. Trees thousands of feet tall and many hundreds of feet in diameter sprung up over night. The initial explorers into these forests described them as being in giant kelp forests out of ... | “Shit, Carol, watch your step”, I mumbled, pulling my feet from under her heavy boot.
“Go fuck yourself, Greg.”
We had been walking for half an hour in silence now, the last words spoken to each other being respectively “DID YOU SEE THAT THING? and "JUST SHUT UP AND RUN, MORON".
*That thing* I asked my ex-wife if sh... | |
[WP] Give your main character a secret that she wants to desperately keep away from the world. She slowly begins to realize that other people are well aware of her secret. | Maggie closed her eyes and was panting as she stared at herself in the mirror. She appeared to be in a woman's bathroom that was filled with both men and women all talking at once.
" Got a light?" A greaser straight out out of the 80s asked as he tugged on the hem of her jacket.
" Come on! I said I'd be good if you g... | Hilda Marigold's bare feet gripped the edge of the cliff. Her eyes were erratic as she watched the ravaging waves crash against the sharp rocks many hundreds of meters below. She rolled her eyes shut, held out an open foot, and paused as she fought the growing breeze.
If this was true, if what The Old Ones said was tr... | |
[WP] Give your main character a secret that she wants to desperately keep away from the world. She slowly begins to realize that other people are well aware of her secret. | Abagail had always known something was wrong with her, but she only began to understand its nature at the age of ten, during her first successful escape. They had kept her in the hospital for as long as she could remember, but one day they left her in the playroom unattended and she decided the grass outside the window... | Hilda Marigold's bare feet gripped the edge of the cliff. Her eyes were erratic as she watched the ravaging waves crash against the sharp rocks many hundreds of meters below. She rolled her eyes shut, held out an open foot, and paused as she fought the growing breeze.
If this was true, if what The Old Ones said was tr... | |
[WP] Give your main character a secret that she wants to desperately keep away from the world. She slowly begins to realize that other people are well aware of her secret. | As the weeks passed, people around her slowly started treating her differently. They would look away when she caught them looking. They would ask if she was okay. They would tell her jokes to cheer her up. They would compliment her.
Not everyone was like that, of course. Some would sneer at her, and some would whisper... | Hilda Marigold's bare feet gripped the edge of the cliff. Her eyes were erratic as she watched the ravaging waves crash against the sharp rocks many hundreds of meters below. She rolled her eyes shut, held out an open foot, and paused as she fought the growing breeze.
If this was true, if what The Old Ones said was tr... | |
I figured a lot of scenarios can be covered by a quote like that. The more realism the better, but I love to see what kinds of outlandish stuff you guys think up.
Edit: Wow, this has gotten popular. It's very gratifying to see how many people were drawn to this prompt, I'm looking forward to reading all these stories ... | [WP] "Whatever you do, don't look up" | The long, brown robes that Ian wore looked as drab as the stone that formed the protective encasement of the great city of Duranthal. The robes were a traditional garb, or so he was told, but he had to admit that they were comfortable. He could certainly be dealing with worse.
"Welcome, initiates," a deep vo... | Devan paused, machete raised ready to continue slashing his way through the jungle flora. What did Nick mean, "don't look up?" He raised an eyebrow at the primatologist, who was staring at Devan determinedly. His partner's skin was glistening with sweat, both their bodies were in the humid environment, but it looked to... |
I figured a lot of scenarios can be covered by a quote like that. The more realism the better, but I love to see what kinds of outlandish stuff you guys think up.
Edit: Wow, this has gotten popular. It's very gratifying to see how many people were drawn to this prompt, I'm looking forward to reading all these stories ... | [WP] "Whatever you do, don't look up" | x-post from/r/shortscarystories:
John forgot his phone at home. He always felt so awkward without it. John looked around the subway platform again. He noticed every single person was on their phone.
Except John. He stared over the sea of people, trying to find someone, anyone, who wasn't on their phone who would empa... | Devan paused, machete raised ready to continue slashing his way through the jungle flora. What did Nick mean, "don't look up?" He raised an eyebrow at the primatologist, who was staring at Devan determinedly. His partner's skin was glistening with sweat, both their bodies were in the humid environment, but it looked to... |
I figured a lot of scenarios can be covered by a quote like that. The more realism the better, but I love to see what kinds of outlandish stuff you guys think up.
Edit: Wow, this has gotten popular. It's very gratifying to see how many people were drawn to this prompt, I'm looking forward to reading all these stories ... | [WP] "Whatever you do, don't look up" | Whatever you do, don't look up. If you're ever outside the base, no matter what, do not look up.
Those are the first words the commanding officers said when we arrived here at the outpost six months ago. In six months, I haven't even seen the outside world. All the walls are solid. The only things that go in and out o... | Devan paused, machete raised ready to continue slashing his way through the jungle flora. What did Nick mean, "don't look up?" He raised an eyebrow at the primatologist, who was staring at Devan determinedly. His partner's skin was glistening with sweat, both their bodies were in the humid environment, but it looked to... |
I figured a lot of scenarios can be covered by a quote like that. The more realism the better, but I love to see what kinds of outlandish stuff you guys think up.
Edit: Wow, this has gotten popular. It's very gratifying to see how many people were drawn to this prompt, I'm looking forward to reading all these stories ... | [WP] "Whatever you do, don't look up" | My first kiss was in an airport, with a girl named Marie who had decided to kill herself.
I had met her while waiting to board. She had looked nervous, so I had begun a conversation. It was my first time traveling alone, and I too was scared.
She confessed to me that she was also scared, but not of the trip. "Then wh... | Devan paused, machete raised ready to continue slashing his way through the jungle flora. What did Nick mean, "don't look up?" He raised an eyebrow at the primatologist, who was staring at Devan determinedly. His partner's skin was glistening with sweat, both their bodies were in the humid environment, but it looked to... |
I figured a lot of scenarios can be covered by a quote like that. The more realism the better, but I love to see what kinds of outlandish stuff you guys think up.
Edit: Wow, this has gotten popular. It's very gratifying to see how many people were drawn to this prompt, I'm looking forward to reading all these stories ... | [WP] "Whatever you do, don't look up" | The long, brown robes that Ian wore looked as drab as the stone that formed the protective encasement of the great city of Duranthal. The robes were a traditional garb, or so he was told, but he had to admit that they were comfortable. He could certainly be dealing with worse.
"Welcome, initiates," a deep vo... | Inspired by OPs username.
It had become a personal motto of mine. Keep your eyes firmly on the horizon if you want, gaze at the dirt, the tin cans and the skeleton bones on the ground if you want to.
But for fucks sake, whatever you do, don't look up.
Some adapt to it easier than others. But I never thought ou... |
I figured a lot of scenarios can be covered by a quote like that. The more realism the better, but I love to see what kinds of outlandish stuff you guys think up.
Edit: Wow, this has gotten popular. It's very gratifying to see how many people were drawn to this prompt, I'm looking forward to reading all these stories ... | [WP] "Whatever you do, don't look up" | x-post from/r/shortscarystories:
John forgot his phone at home. He always felt so awkward without it. John looked around the subway platform again. He noticed every single person was on their phone.
Except John. He stared over the sea of people, trying to find someone, anyone, who wasn't on their phone who would empa... | Inspired by OPs username.
It had become a personal motto of mine. Keep your eyes firmly on the horizon if you want, gaze at the dirt, the tin cans and the skeleton bones on the ground if you want to.
But for fucks sake, whatever you do, don't look up.
Some adapt to it easier than others. But I never thought ou... |
I figured a lot of scenarios can be covered by a quote like that. The more realism the better, but I love to see what kinds of outlandish stuff you guys think up.
Edit: Wow, this has gotten popular. It's very gratifying to see how many people were drawn to this prompt, I'm looking forward to reading all these stories ... | [WP] "Whatever you do, don't look up" | Whatever you do, don't look up. If you're ever outside the base, no matter what, do not look up.
Those are the first words the commanding officers said when we arrived here at the outpost six months ago. In six months, I haven't even seen the outside world. All the walls are solid. The only things that go in and out o... | Inspired by OPs username.
It had become a personal motto of mine. Keep your eyes firmly on the horizon if you want, gaze at the dirt, the tin cans and the skeleton bones on the ground if you want to.
But for fucks sake, whatever you do, don't look up.
Some adapt to it easier than others. But I never thought ou... |
I figured a lot of scenarios can be covered by a quote like that. The more realism the better, but I love to see what kinds of outlandish stuff you guys think up.
Edit: Wow, this has gotten popular. It's very gratifying to see how many people were drawn to this prompt, I'm looking forward to reading all these stories ... | [WP] "Whatever you do, don't look up" | The long, brown robes that Ian wore looked as drab as the stone that formed the protective encasement of the great city of Duranthal. The robes were a traditional garb, or so he was told, but he had to admit that they were comfortable. He could certainly be dealing with worse.
"Welcome, initiates," a deep vo... | “Dude, whatever you do, don’t fucking look up.”
How the hell had things gone so horribly wrong? Just an hour ago they were getting ready to run the final test on their new technology. It was supposed to revolutionize the shipping and packaging industry. They had even finalized the tag-line – “Shrink’n’Ship: If the pac... |
I figured a lot of scenarios can be covered by a quote like that. The more realism the better, but I love to see what kinds of outlandish stuff you guys think up.
Edit: Wow, this has gotten popular. It's very gratifying to see how many people were drawn to this prompt, I'm looking forward to reading all these stories ... | [WP] "Whatever you do, don't look up" | x-post from/r/shortscarystories:
John forgot his phone at home. He always felt so awkward without it. John looked around the subway platform again. He noticed every single person was on their phone.
Except John. He stared over the sea of people, trying to find someone, anyone, who wasn't on their phone who would empa... | “Dude, whatever you do, don’t fucking look up.”
How the hell had things gone so horribly wrong? Just an hour ago they were getting ready to run the final test on their new technology. It was supposed to revolutionize the shipping and packaging industry. They had even finalized the tag-line – “Shrink’n’Ship: If the pac... |
I figured a lot of scenarios can be covered by a quote like that. The more realism the better, but I love to see what kinds of outlandish stuff you guys think up.
Edit: Wow, this has gotten popular. It's very gratifying to see how many people were drawn to this prompt, I'm looking forward to reading all these stories ... | [WP] "Whatever you do, don't look up" | Whatever you do, don't look up. If you're ever outside the base, no matter what, do not look up.
Those are the first words the commanding officers said when we arrived here at the outpost six months ago. In six months, I haven't even seen the outside world. All the walls are solid. The only things that go in and out o... | "Whatever you do, don't look up." These were the words streaming through the air, cell phones, television screens, radios -- hysteria is all the world's nations have become. Of course, many paid no mind and looked up anyway. What was seen appeared to be a star. Odd to see a star in broad day light besides our sun, but ... |
I figured a lot of scenarios can be covered by a quote like that. The more realism the better, but I love to see what kinds of outlandish stuff you guys think up.
Edit: Wow, this has gotten popular. It's very gratifying to see how many people were drawn to this prompt, I'm looking forward to reading all these stories ... | [WP] "Whatever you do, don't look up" | My first kiss was in an airport, with a girl named Marie who had decided to kill herself.
I had met her while waiting to board. She had looked nervous, so I had begun a conversation. It was my first time traveling alone, and I too was scared.
She confessed to me that she was also scared, but not of the trip. "Then wh... | "Whatever you do, don't look up." These were the words streaming through the air, cell phones, television screens, radios -- hysteria is all the world's nations have become. Of course, many paid no mind and looked up anyway. What was seen appeared to be a star. Odd to see a star in broad day light besides our sun, but ... |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | *ring ring ring*
"Hey man"
"Nothing much....just hanging around"
"Watch the game at 5? Yea sure, I'm down."
"Can you come pick me up?"
"Ok cool. Bring some scissors."
"Because I was trying to master my new magic trick and accidentally tied a rope around my neck and hung myself"
"Yea I know I'm an idiot. Take y... | "So."
Luis stood on tip toe and plucked at the rope.
"*Urgghh*" I tried to answer. Nothing came out, except a little dribble of spit. Because that's what I needed.
"Suicide, huh?" Luis asked, now standing behind me. "A little pathetic, don't you think?"
"*UUUGGGG*" I sputter.
"Still though. You should be dea... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | Yes, I remember that day so well.
*trippy frame transition into flashback mode*
"Charles!" Dammit, no answer. "Margaret, Samuel, Timmy, Joey, Louisa, fucking Cornelius!" Damn it all to hell, somebody answer. Well, with all this yelling the only way that sorry excuse for a matron didn't hear me was if they were all out.... | "So."
Luis stood on tip toe and plucked at the rope.
"*Urgghh*" I tried to answer. Nothing came out, except a little dribble of spit. Because that's what I needed.
"Suicide, huh?" Luis asked, now standing behind me. "A little pathetic, don't you think?"
"*UUUGGGG*" I sputter.
"Still though. You should be dea... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | Resisting the urge to take a deep breath I kick the chair out from under me. With a snap, the rope tightens around my neck and something in my neck pops. The pain is sudden and sharp. I instinctively gasp but only feel my windpipe crushed against my neck, preventing any air from getting in or out. God this hurts.
Sw... | "So."
Luis stood on tip toe and plucked at the rope.
"*Urgghh*" I tried to answer. Nothing came out, except a little dribble of spit. Because that's what I needed.
"Suicide, huh?" Luis asked, now standing behind me. "A little pathetic, don't you think?"
"*UUUGGGG*" I sputter.
"Still though. You should be dea... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | *ring ring ring*
"Hey man"
"Nothing much....just hanging around"
"Watch the game at 5? Yea sure, I'm down."
"Can you come pick me up?"
"Ok cool. Bring some scissors."
"Because I was trying to master my new magic trick and accidentally tied a rope around my neck and hung myself"
"Yea I know I'm an idiot. Take y... | Hey dad?
"What is it Noodrscootr, you caught me at a bad time as usual"
Well I don't really know how to say this but I tried to kill myself and now I'm hanging by a noose but I'm not dead.
"What the fuck how stupid are you? Why would you try to kill yourself? How are you not dead and is this some joke cause this is one... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | Yes, I remember that day so well.
*trippy frame transition into flashback mode*
"Charles!" Dammit, no answer. "Margaret, Samuel, Timmy, Joey, Louisa, fucking Cornelius!" Damn it all to hell, somebody answer. Well, with all this yelling the only way that sorry excuse for a matron didn't hear me was if they were all out.... | Hey dad?
"What is it Noodrscootr, you caught me at a bad time as usual"
Well I don't really know how to say this but I tried to kill myself and now I'm hanging by a noose but I'm not dead.
"What the fuck how stupid are you? Why would you try to kill yourself? How are you not dead and is this some joke cause this is one... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | *ring ring ring*
"Hey man"
"Nothing much....just hanging around"
"Watch the game at 5? Yea sure, I'm down."
"Can you come pick me up?"
"Ok cool. Bring some scissors."
"Because I was trying to master my new magic trick and accidentally tied a rope around my neck and hung myself"
"Yea I know I'm an idiot. Take y... | I swung back and forth on the banister, hoping that somehow I could break it and get down. The noose, unfortunately and expertly tied might I add, held snug to my neck as I kicked my feet. I raised my eyes to the ceiling, quietly asking for help I knew would not come. That is, after all, why I decided to wear this dast... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | Yes, I remember that day so well.
*trippy frame transition into flashback mode*
"Charles!" Dammit, no answer. "Margaret, Samuel, Timmy, Joey, Louisa, fucking Cornelius!" Damn it all to hell, somebody answer. Well, with all this yelling the only way that sorry excuse for a matron didn't hear me was if they were all out.... | I swung back and forth on the banister, hoping that somehow I could break it and get down. The noose, unfortunately and expertly tied might I add, held snug to my neck as I kicked my feet. I raised my eyes to the ceiling, quietly asking for help I knew would not come. That is, after all, why I decided to wear this dast... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | Yes, I remember that day so well.
*trippy frame transition into flashback mode*
"Charles!" Dammit, no answer. "Margaret, Samuel, Timmy, Joey, Louisa, fucking Cornelius!" Damn it all to hell, somebody answer. Well, with all this yelling the only way that sorry excuse for a matron didn't hear me was if they were all out.... | *This could have gone better.* Dave thought as he twisted, his body hanging from the noose he'd improvised out of neckties and nylon cord. Neither was rated strong enough to suspend a human body for long, but Dave hadn't anticipated hanging himself would take more than a few minutes. Ten, tops.
An hour after he'd bid ... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | Yes, I remember that day so well.
*trippy frame transition into flashback mode*
"Charles!" Dammit, no answer. "Margaret, Samuel, Timmy, Joey, Louisa, fucking Cornelius!" Damn it all to hell, somebody answer. Well, with all this yelling the only way that sorry excuse for a matron didn't hear me was if they were all out.... | "Hey, dude, come in here!"
"What? I'm busy!"
"Just for a second, I need a little help!"
Alex rolled her eyes as she stepped into the room. She'd been surprisingly accepting of my immortality - a true friend. She had even found a therapist for me and started spending time at my house to keep me occupied.
"Is this ab... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | It’s all green around me, save for the yellow spears of sunlight piercing through the thick murky shadow of the lake. Every so often a fish would swim by, rippling the surface and appearing like a dark spot in the sky. It’s been so long down here that all my air is gone and I am sitting at the bottom, perched on a la... | Reading these stories made me decide that if I ever choose to hang myself, I will have a knife or saw in my pocket. | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | "Dude, I can't understand you. I think there's a problem with the line. Text me!"
The line went dead. I really should have seen that coming. Speech requires breath, a resource I was at that time severely lacking. I tried to think of how I could explain this through a text but nothing seemed appropriate. There's no soc... | Reading these stories made me decide that if I ever choose to hang myself, I will have a knife or saw in my pocket. | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | I thought I'd finally found a way to stop fucking things up.
Well, it looks like I fucked that up too.
"Uh... hey! Hey, anyone! Can you give me a hand?!" Silence. "Hey! Somebody help me!!" Still nothing. Looks like I'll be enjoying the sound of swinging on a rope - by my head - until someone nearby comes home from wo... | Reading these stories made me decide that if I ever choose to hang myself, I will have a knife or saw in my pocket. | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | "Dude, I can't understand you. I think there's a problem with the line. Text me!"
The line went dead. I really should have seen that coming. Speech requires breath, a resource I was at that time severely lacking. I tried to think of how I could explain this through a text but nothing seemed appropriate. There's no soc... | It’s all green around me, save for the yellow spears of sunlight piercing through the thick murky shadow of the lake. Every so often a fish would swim by, rippling the surface and appearing like a dark spot in the sky. It’s been so long down here that all my air is gone and I am sitting at the bottom, perched on a la... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | I swung there like a fucktard, dangling from the inside of my closet. I thought about what was going on. The doorknob that I tied the other end of the rope on to didn't break. Being a short woman, standing at barely 5"4, I was far from the floor. So.. it should have worked. I stopped breathing. And yet I am conscious. ... | Gasping and thrashing, the tight noose choked him. The more he moved, the more his neck went red raw and burnt; the more it burnt, the more he thrashed. It went on, and on, until he finally found the appealing sway he was hoping for, back and forth along the bottom floor of his house, the rope attached to the curving b... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | "Dude, I can't understand you. I think there's a problem with the line. Text me!"
The line went dead. I really should have seen that coming. Speech requires breath, a resource I was at that time severely lacking. I tried to think of how I could explain this through a text but nothing seemed appropriate. There's no soc... | Gasping and thrashing, the tight noose choked him. The more he moved, the more his neck went red raw and burnt; the more it burnt, the more he thrashed. It went on, and on, until he finally found the appealing sway he was hoping for, back and forth along the bottom floor of his house, the rope attached to the curving b... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | I thought I'd finally found a way to stop fucking things up.
Well, it looks like I fucked that up too.
"Uh... hey! Hey, anyone! Can you give me a hand?!" Silence. "Hey! Somebody help me!!" Still nothing. Looks like I'll be enjoying the sound of swinging on a rope - by my head - until someone nearby comes home from wo... | Gasping and thrashing, the tight noose choked him. The more he moved, the more his neck went red raw and burnt; the more it burnt, the more he thrashed. It went on, and on, until he finally found the appealing sway he was hoping for, back and forth along the bottom floor of his house, the rope attached to the curving b... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | I swung there on the end of the rope with the overturned chair underneath my dangling feet. At first I just closed my eyes and waited for the blackout to come, but it never did. I generally had the feeling that one gets when they can't go to sleep despite their best efforts. No amount of tossing and turning was going t... | Gasping and thrashing, the tight noose choked him. The more he moved, the more his neck went red raw and burnt; the more it burnt, the more he thrashed. It went on, and on, until he finally found the appealing sway he was hoping for, back and forth along the bottom floor of his house, the rope attached to the curving b... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | Have you ever dreamed of being immortal? Have you ever imagined how you would discover your immortality? I haven't and I sure as hell didn't expect to find out after a botched attempt at suicide. Now I'm swinging from a fucking rope and I CAN'T GET FUCKING DOWN. Ugh, I never knew rope itched so much. Maybe I should hav... | Gasping and thrashing, the tight noose choked him. The more he moved, the more his neck went red raw and burnt; the more it burnt, the more he thrashed. It went on, and on, until he finally found the appealing sway he was hoping for, back and forth along the bottom floor of his house, the rope attached to the curving b... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | "Dude, I can't understand you. I think there's a problem with the line. Text me!"
The line went dead. I really should have seen that coming. Speech requires breath, a resource I was at that time severely lacking. I tried to think of how I could explain this through a text but nothing seemed appropriate. There's no soc... | Probably a bit darker than what you were expecting but here we go!
I'm sure I would've let out the typical drawn out movie 'gasp' had I not been holding my entire body weight on my windpipe. There was no joyous rebirth, no revelation that I had been given a second chance to renew a wasted life. Only instantaneo... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | I thought I'd finally found a way to stop fucking things up.
Well, it looks like I fucked that up too.
"Uh... hey! Hey, anyone! Can you give me a hand?!" Silence. "Hey! Somebody help me!!" Still nothing. Looks like I'll be enjoying the sound of swinging on a rope - by my head - until someone nearby comes home from wo... | Probably a bit darker than what you were expecting but here we go!
I'm sure I would've let out the typical drawn out movie 'gasp' had I not been holding my entire body weight on my windpipe. There was no joyous rebirth, no revelation that I had been given a second chance to renew a wasted life. Only instantaneo... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | I swung there on the end of the rope with the overturned chair underneath my dangling feet. At first I just closed my eyes and waited for the blackout to come, but it never did. I generally had the feeling that one gets when they can't go to sleep despite their best efforts. No amount of tossing and turning was going t... | Probably a bit darker than what you were expecting but here we go!
I'm sure I would've let out the typical drawn out movie 'gasp' had I not been holding my entire body weight on my windpipe. There was no joyous rebirth, no revelation that I had been given a second chance to renew a wasted life. Only instantaneo... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | Have you ever dreamed of being immortal? Have you ever imagined how you would discover your immortality? I haven't and I sure as hell didn't expect to find out after a botched attempt at suicide. Now I'm swinging from a fucking rope and I CAN'T GET FUCKING DOWN. Ugh, I never knew rope itched so much. Maybe I should hav... | Probably a bit darker than what you were expecting but here we go!
I'm sure I would've let out the typical drawn out movie 'gasp' had I not been holding my entire body weight on my windpipe. There was no joyous rebirth, no revelation that I had been given a second chance to renew a wasted life. Only instantaneo... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | I thought I'd finally found a way to stop fucking things up.
Well, it looks like I fucked that up too.
"Uh... hey! Hey, anyone! Can you give me a hand?!" Silence. "Hey! Somebody help me!!" Still nothing. Looks like I'll be enjoying the sound of swinging on a rope - by my head - until someone nearby comes home from wo... | I swung there like a fucktard, dangling from the inside of my closet. I thought about what was going on. The doorknob that I tied the other end of the rope on to didn't break. Being a short woman, standing at barely 5"4, I was far from the floor. So.. it should have worked. I stopped breathing. And yet I am conscious. ... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | I swung there on the end of the rope with the overturned chair underneath my dangling feet. At first I just closed my eyes and waited for the blackout to come, but it never did. I generally had the feeling that one gets when they can't go to sleep despite their best efforts. No amount of tossing and turning was going t... | I swung there like a fucktard, dangling from the inside of my closet. I thought about what was going on. The doorknob that I tied the other end of the rope on to didn't break. Being a short woman, standing at barely 5"4, I was far from the floor. So.. it should have worked. I stopped breathing. And yet I am conscious. ... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | Have you ever dreamed of being immortal? Have you ever imagined how you would discover your immortality? I haven't and I sure as hell didn't expect to find out after a botched attempt at suicide. Now I'm swinging from a fucking rope and I CAN'T GET FUCKING DOWN. Ugh, I never knew rope itched so much. Maybe I should hav... | I swung there like a fucktard, dangling from the inside of my closet. I thought about what was going on. The doorknob that I tied the other end of the rope on to didn't break. Being a short woman, standing at barely 5"4, I was far from the floor. So.. it should have worked. I stopped breathing. And yet I am conscious. ... | |
[WP] You tried to commit suicide, but as it turns out you are immortal. Now you have to call someone to help you cut the rope. Awkward. | “Hey, boy. BOY.” I can hardly breathe, but the shouting still sets me to swinging, and I spin around in my noose like a wind chime. “Hey, c’mere and let me down. I’ll give you whatever you like.”
“I heard about you, mister. Plus, they even got a sign.” He points to a nearby hand-painted wood sign that reads *Any... | If only i could just....reach....that.......Uhhhhh. It's been 3 days now. The worst part of hanging by your neck is the little hairs that get caught in the rope and pull. That really hurts. I've tried shouting, but it turns out you need air in your lungs to get a good blast of noise to come out of your mouth. with the ... | |
God and Lucifer give up on their eon long grind, and decide to take a break. However, they cannot just abandon their jobs completely, so they need to find suitable replacements from members of the human race. This is their story.
| [WP] God and Satan decide that they are just tired of it all, and need to find suitable replacements. | “BOOM. You ready?” Satan kicks the door open, and throws a beer at God.
God sits hunched over his desk, with pages and pages of handwritten notes in front of him. The beer can sails through space and winds up in orbit around a black hole for a moment before being sucked in.
“Dude, weak.” Satan runs up and looks ov... | "So tired. So extraordinarily tired. I am so tired." The thought repeated over and over again. Millennia of intricate rules, delicate balances, imperceptible nudges here and there, the joy when everything went to plan, the even greater joy when serendipity created greater things that were never even part of the origina... |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Tears came rushing to the brim of her eyes, as she tried hard to fight them back. Luckily, she was the only customer there this early, so no strangers could witness her meltdown. Rachel, the barista, looked at her with concern, "Are you okay? Did I mess up your order?" Meghan smiled meekly as she walked out the door, "... | She hands me the cup and I can already tell she has fucked it up. I look at her name tag and as sarcastically as I can tell her "Thank you for getting my order correct BRITTANY. She knows she fudged it but we go our separate ways. I sat down at a table in the back not wanting to show the other patrons how upset I was t... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | After realizing you get the wrong sort of drink, you ask to the man in anger 'What the fuck is this?!" You look up at him, only to realize Batista is serving you. (Probably typo by op for Barista... Batista is a big buff character in wwe.) You start to feel your sweat come from your skin as you slowly walk back, shakin... | She hands me the cup and I can already tell she has fucked it up. I look at her name tag and as sarcastically as I can tell her "Thank you for getting my order correct BRITTANY. She knows she fudged it but we go our separate ways. I sat down at a table in the back not wanting to show the other patrons how upset I was t... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | She hands me the cup and I can already tell she has fucked it up. I look at her name tag and as sarcastically as I can tell her "Thank you for getting my order correct BRITTANY. She knows she fudged it but we go our separate ways. I sat down at a table in the back not wanting to show the other patrons how upset I was t... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | She hands me the cup and I can already tell she has fucked it up. I look at her name tag and as sarcastically as I can tell her "Thank you for getting my order correct BRITTANY. She knows she fudged it but we go our separate ways. I sat down at a table in the back not wanting to show the other patrons how upset I was t... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | When you date someone for a long time, every little action and nuance becomes an ornamentation you remember. It somehow becomes engraved in your character. As if its now a part of your being. Anyone who has been there knows how literal this feels, and how terrifingly sad it is once they've left you.
Me and my ex were... | She hands me the cup and I can already tell she has fucked it up. I look at her name tag and as sarcastically as I can tell her "Thank you for getting my order correct BRITTANY. She knows she fudged it but we go our separate ways. I sat down at a table in the back not wanting to show the other patrons how upset I was t... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | She hands me the cup and I can already tell she has fucked it up. I look at her name tag and as sarcastically as I can tell her "Thank you for getting my order correct BRITTANY. She knows she fudged it but we go our separate ways. I sat down at a table in the back not wanting to show the other patrons how upset I was t... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Starbucks Batista
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Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb... | She hands me the cup and I can already tell she has fucked it up. I look at her name tag and as sarcastically as I can tell her "Thank you for getting my order correct BRITTANY. She knows she fudged it but we go our separate ways. I sat down at a table in the back not wanting to show the other patrons how upset I was t... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ... | She hands me the cup and I can already tell she has fucked it up. I look at her name tag and as sarcastically as I can tell her "Thank you for getting my order correct BRITTANY. She knows she fudged it but we go our separate ways. I sat down at a table in the back not wanting to show the other patrons how upset I was t... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | "Hey... It's me Dom, today wasn't so good, It looks like they are letting me go after all. I'll be home soon, I'm in the coffee shop where we sat the first day we met, it's a Starbucks now, it still does our drink if you can believe that? I'll never forget how hot I was when I walked in that day, card missing and not e... | She hands me the cup and I can already tell she has fucked it up. I look at her name tag and as sarcastically as I can tell her "Thank you for getting my order correct BRITTANY. She knows she fudged it but we go our separate ways. I sat down at a table in the back not wanting to show the other patrons how upset I was t... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I shuffled away from the funeral, sniffling and trying to dry my eyes. Every Sunday, for the past ten years, I had gone to the home where my thankless and thoughtless parents had left my grandfather, and picked him up. I didn't always have gas money, and more than once I tried to hide my embarrassment when I saw him lo... | She hands me the cup and I can already tell she has fucked it up. I look at her name tag and as sarcastically as I can tell her "Thank you for getting my order correct BRITTANY. She knows she fudged it but we go our separate ways. I sat down at a table in the back not wanting to show the other patrons how upset I was t... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | After realizing you get the wrong sort of drink, you ask to the man in anger 'What the fuck is this?!" You look up at him, only to realize Batista is serving you. (Probably typo by op for Barista... Batista is a big buff character in wwe.) You start to feel your sweat come from your skin as you slowly walk back, shakin... | I hate being that customer. I remember my days working at starbucks. I know how awful those people can be. The scary thing is that I have to be. It isnt being picky, and its not to be cool. Since the accident when my heart stopped, any tiny amount of caffeine can literally kill me.
Double chocolatey chips are one of ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | I hate being that customer. I remember my days working at starbucks. I know how awful those people can be. The scary thing is that I have to be. It isnt being picky, and its not to be cool. Since the accident when my heart stopped, any tiny amount of caffeine can literally kill me.
Double chocolatey chips are one of ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | I hate being that customer. I remember my days working at starbucks. I know how awful those people can be. The scary thing is that I have to be. It isnt being picky, and its not to be cool. Since the accident when my heart stopped, any tiny amount of caffeine can literally kill me.
Double chocolatey chips are one of ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | I hate being that customer. I remember my days working at starbucks. I know how awful those people can be. The scary thing is that I have to be. It isnt being picky, and its not to be cool. Since the accident when my heart stopped, any tiny amount of caffeine can literally kill me.
Double chocolatey chips are one of ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Starbucks Batista
http://imgur.com/65k9noU
Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb... | I hate being that customer. I remember my days working at starbucks. I know how awful those people can be. The scary thing is that I have to be. It isnt being picky, and its not to be cool. Since the accident when my heart stopped, any tiny amount of caffeine can literally kill me.
Double chocolatey chips are one of ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ... | I hate being that customer. I remember my days working at starbucks. I know how awful those people can be. The scary thing is that I have to be. It isnt being picky, and its not to be cool. Since the accident when my heart stopped, any tiny amount of caffeine can literally kill me.
Double chocolatey chips are one of ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I shuffled away from the funeral, sniffling and trying to dry my eyes. Every Sunday, for the past ten years, I had gone to the home where my thankless and thoughtless parents had left my grandfather, and picked him up. I didn't always have gas money, and more than once I tried to hide my embarrassment when I saw him lo... | I hate being that customer. I remember my days working at starbucks. I know how awful those people can be. The scary thing is that I have to be. It isnt being picky, and its not to be cool. Since the accident when my heart stopped, any tiny amount of caffeine can literally kill me.
Double chocolatey chips are one of ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | After realizing you get the wrong sort of drink, you ask to the man in anger 'What the fuck is this?!" You look up at him, only to realize Batista is serving you. (Probably typo by op for Barista... Batista is a big buff character in wwe.) You start to feel your sweat come from your skin as you slowly walk back, shakin... | I sipped my drink and sat on the park bench. The one on Signal Hill that overlooks the city. I always appreciated the aesthetic balance between the ladies walking their little white dogs in the foreground, the trees rustling in the breeze a short way further down the slope, and the cars rushing amongst the buildings in... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | I sipped my drink and sat on the park bench. The one on Signal Hill that overlooks the city. I always appreciated the aesthetic balance between the ladies walking their little white dogs in the foreground, the trees rustling in the breeze a short way further down the slope, and the cars rushing amongst the buildings in... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | I sipped my drink and sat on the park bench. The one on Signal Hill that overlooks the city. I always appreciated the aesthetic balance between the ladies walking their little white dogs in the foreground, the trees rustling in the breeze a short way further down the slope, and the cars rushing amongst the buildings in... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | I sipped my drink and sat on the park bench. The one on Signal Hill that overlooks the city. I always appreciated the aesthetic balance between the ladies walking their little white dogs in the foreground, the trees rustling in the breeze a short way further down the slope, and the cars rushing amongst the buildings in... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Starbucks Batista
http://imgur.com/65k9noU
Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb... | I sipped my drink and sat on the park bench. The one on Signal Hill that overlooks the city. I always appreciated the aesthetic balance between the ladies walking their little white dogs in the foreground, the trees rustling in the breeze a short way further down the slope, and the cars rushing amongst the buildings in... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ... | I sipped my drink and sat on the park bench. The one on Signal Hill that overlooks the city. I always appreciated the aesthetic balance between the ladies walking their little white dogs in the foreground, the trees rustling in the breeze a short way further down the slope, and the cars rushing amongst the buildings in... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I shuffled away from the funeral, sniffling and trying to dry my eyes. Every Sunday, for the past ten years, I had gone to the home where my thankless and thoughtless parents had left my grandfather, and picked him up. I didn't always have gas money, and more than once I tried to hide my embarrassment when I saw him lo... | I sipped my drink and sat on the park bench. The one on Signal Hill that overlooks the city. I always appreciated the aesthetic balance between the ladies walking their little white dogs in the foreground, the trees rustling in the breeze a short way further down the slope, and the cars rushing amongst the buildings in... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | After realizing you get the wrong sort of drink, you ask to the man in anger 'What the fuck is this?!" You look up at him, only to realize Batista is serving you. (Probably typo by op for Barista... Batista is a big buff character in wwe.) You start to feel your sweat come from your skin as you slowly walk back, shakin... | The Batista handed me my drink stone faced. She knew my mother died drinking a Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy because she was the one who served it to her. Why must you be so good, Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy, WHY!?!?! | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | The Batista handed me my drink stone faced. She knew my mother died drinking a Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy because she was the one who served it to her. Why must you be so good, Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy, WHY!?!?! | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | The Batista handed me my drink stone faced. She knew my mother died drinking a Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy because she was the one who served it to her. Why must you be so good, Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy, WHY!?!?! | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | The Batista handed me my drink stone faced. She knew my mother died drinking a Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy because she was the one who served it to her. Why must you be so good, Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy, WHY!?!?! | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Starbucks Batista
http://imgur.com/65k9noU
Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb... | The Batista handed me my drink stone faced. She knew my mother died drinking a Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy because she was the one who served it to her. Why must you be so good, Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy, WHY!?!?! |
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