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[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ... | The Batista handed me my drink stone faced. She knew my mother died drinking a Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy because she was the one who served it to her. Why must you be so good, Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy, WHY!?!?! | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I shuffled away from the funeral, sniffling and trying to dry my eyes. Every Sunday, for the past ten years, I had gone to the home where my thankless and thoughtless parents had left my grandfather, and picked him up. I didn't always have gas money, and more than once I tried to hide my embarrassment when I saw him lo... | The Batista handed me my drink stone faced. She knew my mother died drinking a Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy because she was the one who served it to her. Why must you be so good, Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy, WHY!?!?! | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | After realizing you get the wrong sort of drink, you ask to the man in anger 'What the fuck is this?!" You look up at him, only to realize Batista is serving you. (Probably typo by op for Barista... Batista is a big buff character in wwe.) You start to feel your sweat come from your skin as you slowly walk back, shakin... | The corner of 12th and Main is my corner. I sit there everyday, cup pointed at passersby, hoping for a quarter, nickel, anything. Times had been especially hard since the government started silently campaigning against the homeless. No one wanted to part with their change anymore.
At night, I would vanish, slinking i... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | The corner of 12th and Main is my corner. I sit there everyday, cup pointed at passersby, hoping for a quarter, nickel, anything. Times had been especially hard since the government started silently campaigning against the homeless. No one wanted to part with their change anymore.
At night, I would vanish, slinking i... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | The corner of 12th and Main is my corner. I sit there everyday, cup pointed at passersby, hoping for a quarter, nickel, anything. Times had been especially hard since the government started silently campaigning against the homeless. No one wanted to part with their change anymore.
At night, I would vanish, slinking i... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | The corner of 12th and Main is my corner. I sit there everyday, cup pointed at passersby, hoping for a quarter, nickel, anything. Times had been especially hard since the government started silently campaigning against the homeless. No one wanted to part with their change anymore.
At night, I would vanish, slinking i... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Starbucks Batista
http://imgur.com/65k9noU
Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb... | The corner of 12th and Main is my corner. I sit there everyday, cup pointed at passersby, hoping for a quarter, nickel, anything. Times had been especially hard since the government started silently campaigning against the homeless. No one wanted to part with their change anymore.
At night, I would vanish, slinking i... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ... | The corner of 12th and Main is my corner. I sit there everyday, cup pointed at passersby, hoping for a quarter, nickel, anything. Times had been especially hard since the government started silently campaigning against the homeless. No one wanted to part with their change anymore.
At night, I would vanish, slinking i... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I shuffled away from the funeral, sniffling and trying to dry my eyes. Every Sunday, for the past ten years, I had gone to the home where my thankless and thoughtless parents had left my grandfather, and picked him up. I didn't always have gas money, and more than once I tried to hide my embarrassment when I saw him lo... | The corner of 12th and Main is my corner. I sit there everyday, cup pointed at passersby, hoping for a quarter, nickel, anything. Times had been especially hard since the government started silently campaigning against the homeless. No one wanted to part with their change anymore.
At night, I would vanish, slinking i... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | After realizing you get the wrong sort of drink, you ask to the man in anger 'What the fuck is this?!" You look up at him, only to realize Batista is serving you. (Probably typo by op for Barista... Batista is a big buff character in wwe.) You start to feel your sweat come from your skin as you slowly walk back, shakin... | As a white nationalist this is proof once again that the blacks are taking over. I ordered vanilla, something distinctly white and got chocolate, something black. But maybe this has nothing to do with blacks taking over and white people being descriminated against, maybe it just has something to do with people hating m... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | As a white nationalist this is proof once again that the blacks are taking over. I ordered vanilla, something distinctly white and got chocolate, something black. But maybe this has nothing to do with blacks taking over and white people being descriminated against, maybe it just has something to do with people hating m... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | As a white nationalist this is proof once again that the blacks are taking over. I ordered vanilla, something distinctly white and got chocolate, something black. But maybe this has nothing to do with blacks taking over and white people being descriminated against, maybe it just has something to do with people hating m... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | As a white nationalist this is proof once again that the blacks are taking over. I ordered vanilla, something distinctly white and got chocolate, something black. But maybe this has nothing to do with blacks taking over and white people being descriminated against, maybe it just has something to do with people hating m... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Starbucks Batista
http://imgur.com/65k9noU
Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb... | As a white nationalist this is proof once again that the blacks are taking over. I ordered vanilla, something distinctly white and got chocolate, something black. But maybe this has nothing to do with blacks taking over and white people being descriminated against, maybe it just has something to do with people hating m... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ... | As a white nationalist this is proof once again that the blacks are taking over. I ordered vanilla, something distinctly white and got chocolate, something black. But maybe this has nothing to do with blacks taking over and white people being descriminated against, maybe it just has something to do with people hating m... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | After realizing you get the wrong sort of drink, you ask to the man in anger 'What the fuck is this?!" You look up at him, only to realize Batista is serving you. (Probably typo by op for Barista... Batista is a big buff character in wwe.) You start to feel your sweat come from your skin as you slowly walk back, shakin... | The color was off. WAY off.
Absentmindedly, I attributed it to burnt coffee. It's -always- burnt coffee, really, but this batch was more burnt. I hopped in my car and sped off, frustrated. It wasn't until I got a few blocks down that I tried it. Instantly I realized what was wrong with my drink. It wasn't what I'd ord... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | The color was off. WAY off.
Absentmindedly, I attributed it to burnt coffee. It's -always- burnt coffee, really, but this batch was more burnt. I hopped in my car and sped off, frustrated. It wasn't until I got a few blocks down that I tried it. Instantly I realized what was wrong with my drink. It wasn't what I'd ord... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | The color was off. WAY off.
Absentmindedly, I attributed it to burnt coffee. It's -always- burnt coffee, really, but this batch was more burnt. I hopped in my car and sped off, frustrated. It wasn't until I got a few blocks down that I tried it. Instantly I realized what was wrong with my drink. It wasn't what I'd ord... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | The color was off. WAY off.
Absentmindedly, I attributed it to burnt coffee. It's -always- burnt coffee, really, but this batch was more burnt. I hopped in my car and sped off, frustrated. It wasn't until I got a few blocks down that I tried it. Instantly I realized what was wrong with my drink. It wasn't what I'd ord... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Starbucks Batista
http://imgur.com/65k9noU
Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb... | The color was off. WAY off.
Absentmindedly, I attributed it to burnt coffee. It's -always- burnt coffee, really, but this batch was more burnt. I hopped in my car and sped off, frustrated. It wasn't until I got a few blocks down that I tried it. Instantly I realized what was wrong with my drink. It wasn't what I'd ord... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ... | The color was off. WAY off.
Absentmindedly, I attributed it to burnt coffee. It's -always- burnt coffee, really, but this batch was more burnt. I hopped in my car and sped off, frustrated. It wasn't until I got a few blocks down that I tried it. Instantly I realized what was wrong with my drink. It wasn't what I'd ord... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | After realizing you get the wrong sort of drink, you ask to the man in anger 'What the fuck is this?!" You look up at him, only to realize Batista is serving you. (Probably typo by op for Barista... Batista is a big buff character in wwe.) You start to feel your sweat come from your skin as you slowly walk back, shakin... | As I pulled away from the drive-thru and took my first sip, it quickly hit me that this wasn't the Vanilla Light Frappuccino that I was used to. Should I turn around and go back to get my rightfully deserved order? Oh fuck, what does it matter anyway? My life has been a slow decline leading to this low of all lows, a f... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | As I pulled away from the drive-thru and took my first sip, it quickly hit me that this wasn't the Vanilla Light Frappuccino that I was used to. Should I turn around and go back to get my rightfully deserved order? Oh fuck, what does it matter anyway? My life has been a slow decline leading to this low of all lows, a f... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | As I pulled away from the drive-thru and took my first sip, it quickly hit me that this wasn't the Vanilla Light Frappuccino that I was used to. Should I turn around and go back to get my rightfully deserved order? Oh fuck, what does it matter anyway? My life has been a slow decline leading to this low of all lows, a f... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | As I pulled away from the drive-thru and took my first sip, it quickly hit me that this wasn't the Vanilla Light Frappuccino that I was used to. Should I turn around and go back to get my rightfully deserved order? Oh fuck, what does it matter anyway? My life has been a slow decline leading to this low of all lows, a f... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Starbucks Batista
http://imgur.com/65k9noU
Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb... | As I pulled away from the drive-thru and took my first sip, it quickly hit me that this wasn't the Vanilla Light Frappuccino that I was used to. Should I turn around and go back to get my rightfully deserved order? Oh fuck, what does it matter anyway? My life has been a slow decline leading to this low of all lows, a f... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ... | As I pulled away from the drive-thru and took my first sip, it quickly hit me that this wasn't the Vanilla Light Frappuccino that I was used to. Should I turn around and go back to get my rightfully deserved order? Oh fuck, what does it matter anyway? My life has been a slow decline leading to this low of all lows, a f... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | After realizing you get the wrong sort of drink, you ask to the man in anger 'What the fuck is this?!" You look up at him, only to realize Batista is serving you. (Probably typo by op for Barista... Batista is a big buff character in wwe.) You start to feel your sweat come from your skin as you slowly walk back, shakin... | I'd had all I could take. First I walk in on my wife and my best friend sleeping together. Then I get the notice via email that I have been laid off due to a corporate merger. "Fuck it" I thought. I just needed to get away and clear my mind. Coffee always cheered me up. So, oblivious to the world around me I climb into... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | I'd had all I could take. First I walk in on my wife and my best friend sleeping together. Then I get the notice via email that I have been laid off due to a corporate merger. "Fuck it" I thought. I just needed to get away and clear my mind. Coffee always cheered me up. So, oblivious to the world around me I climb into... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | I'd had all I could take. First I walk in on my wife and my best friend sleeping together. Then I get the notice via email that I have been laid off due to a corporate merger. "Fuck it" I thought. I just needed to get away and clear my mind. Coffee always cheered me up. So, oblivious to the world around me I climb into... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | I'd had all I could take. First I walk in on my wife and my best friend sleeping together. Then I get the notice via email that I have been laid off due to a corporate merger. "Fuck it" I thought. I just needed to get away and clear my mind. Coffee always cheered me up. So, oblivious to the world around me I climb into... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Starbucks Batista
http://imgur.com/65k9noU
Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb... | I'd had all I could take. First I walk in on my wife and my best friend sleeping together. Then I get the notice via email that I have been laid off due to a corporate merger. "Fuck it" I thought. I just needed to get away and clear my mind. Coffee always cheered me up. So, oblivious to the world around me I climb into... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ... | I'd had all I could take. First I walk in on my wife and my best friend sleeping together. Then I get the notice via email that I have been laid off due to a corporate merger. "Fuck it" I thought. I just needed to get away and clear my mind. Coffee always cheered me up. So, oblivious to the world around me I climb into... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | After realizing you get the wrong sort of drink, you ask to the man in anger 'What the fuck is this?!" You look up at him, only to realize Batista is serving you. (Probably typo by op for Barista... Batista is a big buff character in wwe.) You start to feel your sweat come from your skin as you slowly walk back, shakin... | So I'm at the counter placing my order, and I'm like "Drax?" and he tells me he's researching a new role, and to be cool. We talk for a bit, and he knew the drill, from Bryan to Bluetista. His eyes drift behind me, and I stop talking.
"I'm sorry, one of my best friends, actually my ex-wife, her cancer returned. I... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | So I'm at the counter placing my order, and I'm like "Drax?" and he tells me he's researching a new role, and to be cool. We talk for a bit, and he knew the drill, from Bryan to Bluetista. His eyes drift behind me, and I stop talking.
"I'm sorry, one of my best friends, actually my ex-wife, her cancer returned. I... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | So I'm at the counter placing my order, and I'm like "Drax?" and he tells me he's researching a new role, and to be cool. We talk for a bit, and he knew the drill, from Bryan to Bluetista. His eyes drift behind me, and I stop talking.
"I'm sorry, one of my best friends, actually my ex-wife, her cancer returned. I... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | So I'm at the counter placing my order, and I'm like "Drax?" and he tells me he's researching a new role, and to be cool. We talk for a bit, and he knew the drill, from Bryan to Bluetista. His eyes drift behind me, and I stop talking.
"I'm sorry, one of my best friends, actually my ex-wife, her cancer returned. I... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Starbucks Batista
http://imgur.com/65k9noU
Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb... | So I'm at the counter placing my order, and I'm like "Drax?" and he tells me he's researching a new role, and to be cool. We talk for a bit, and he knew the drill, from Bryan to Bluetista. His eyes drift behind me, and I stop talking.
"I'm sorry, one of my best friends, actually my ex-wife, her cancer returned. I... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ... | So I'm at the counter placing my order, and I'm like "Drax?" and he tells me he's researching a new role, and to be cool. We talk for a bit, and he knew the drill, from Bryan to Bluetista. His eyes drift behind me, and I stop talking.
"I'm sorry, one of my best friends, actually my ex-wife, her cancer returned. I... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | After realizing you get the wrong sort of drink, you ask to the man in anger 'What the fuck is this?!" You look up at him, only to realize Batista is serving you. (Probably typo by op for Barista... Batista is a big buff character in wwe.) You start to feel your sweat come from your skin as you slowly walk back, shakin... | "Mommy, why they are taking daddy away?"
Mary-Ann, holding back her tears and trying to act normal, took little Johnny in her arms. "Sweetheart, you are a bit young to understand this... but daddy is going to go for a little holiday."
"Is daddy going to Disneyland?"
The years he had spent working for the company ha... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | "Mommy, why they are taking daddy away?"
Mary-Ann, holding back her tears and trying to act normal, took little Johnny in her arms. "Sweetheart, you are a bit young to understand this... but daddy is going to go for a little holiday."
"Is daddy going to Disneyland?"
The years he had spent working for the company ha... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | "Mommy, why they are taking daddy away?"
Mary-Ann, holding back her tears and trying to act normal, took little Johnny in her arms. "Sweetheart, you are a bit young to understand this... but daddy is going to go for a little holiday."
"Is daddy going to Disneyland?"
The years he had spent working for the company ha... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | "Mommy, why they are taking daddy away?"
Mary-Ann, holding back her tears and trying to act normal, took little Johnny in her arms. "Sweetheart, you are a bit young to understand this... but daddy is going to go for a little holiday."
"Is daddy going to Disneyland?"
The years he had spent working for the company ha... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Starbucks Batista
http://imgur.com/65k9noU
Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb... | "Mommy, why they are taking daddy away?"
Mary-Ann, holding back her tears and trying to act normal, took little Johnny in her arms. "Sweetheart, you are a bit young to understand this... but daddy is going to go for a little holiday."
"Is daddy going to Disneyland?"
The years he had spent working for the company ha... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ... | "Mommy, why they are taking daddy away?"
Mary-Ann, holding back her tears and trying to act normal, took little Johnny in her arms. "Sweetheart, you are a bit young to understand this... but daddy is going to go for a little holiday."
"Is daddy going to Disneyland?"
The years he had spent working for the company ha... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | After realizing you get the wrong sort of drink, you ask to the man in anger 'What the fuck is this?!" You look up at him, only to realize Batista is serving you. (Probably typo by op for Barista... Batista is a big buff character in wwe.) You start to feel your sweat come from your skin as you slowly walk back, shakin... | Miami Metro homicide was a life he left behind. He didn't want to think about murder scenes or working with overly obsessed blood spatter analysts. He just wanted to make coffee.
Then it happened. A tan fit man I recognized from the many stories, came in with his sister the detective. He knew there was no way he w... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | Miami Metro homicide was a life he left behind. He didn't want to think about murder scenes or working with overly obsessed blood spatter analysts. He just wanted to make coffee.
Then it happened. A tan fit man I recognized from the many stories, came in with his sister the detective. He knew there was no way he w... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | Miami Metro homicide was a life he left behind. He didn't want to think about murder scenes or working with overly obsessed blood spatter analysts. He just wanted to make coffee.
Then it happened. A tan fit man I recognized from the many stories, came in with his sister the detective. He knew there was no way he w... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | Miami Metro homicide was a life he left behind. He didn't want to think about murder scenes or working with overly obsessed blood spatter analysts. He just wanted to make coffee.
Then it happened. A tan fit man I recognized from the many stories, came in with his sister the detective. He knew there was no way he w... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Starbucks Batista
http://imgur.com/65k9noU
Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb... | Miami Metro homicide was a life he left behind. He didn't want to think about murder scenes or working with overly obsessed blood spatter analysts. He just wanted to make coffee.
Then it happened. A tan fit man I recognized from the many stories, came in with his sister the detective. He knew there was no way he w... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ... | Miami Metro homicide was a life he left behind. He didn't want to think about murder scenes or working with overly obsessed blood spatter analysts. He just wanted to make coffee.
Then it happened. A tan fit man I recognized from the many stories, came in with his sister the detective. He knew there was no way he w... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | I entered the Starbucks with an intention of purchasing my daily caffe vanilla light frappuccino with no fat milk. It has been this way for years but today I've been forced to visit the Starbucks two blocks away since my regular Starbucks is being remodeled. I walked up to the counter and asked the rather large bariste... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | I entered the Starbucks with an intention of purchasing my daily caffe vanilla light frappuccino with no fat milk. It has been this way for years but today I've been forced to visit the Starbucks two blocks away since my regular Starbucks is being remodeled. I walked up to the counter and asked the rather large bariste... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | I entered the Starbucks with an intention of purchasing my daily caffe vanilla light frappuccino with no fat milk. It has been this way for years but today I've been forced to visit the Starbucks two blocks away since my regular Starbucks is being remodeled. I walked up to the counter and asked the rather large bariste... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Starbucks Batista
http://imgur.com/65k9noU
Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb... | I entered the Starbucks with an intention of purchasing my daily caffe vanilla light frappuccino with no fat milk. It has been this way for years but today I've been forced to visit the Starbucks two blocks away since my regular Starbucks is being remodeled. I walked up to the counter and asked the rather large bariste... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ... | I entered the Starbucks with an intention of purchasing my daily caffe vanilla light frappuccino with no fat milk. It has been this way for years but today I've been forced to visit the Starbucks two blocks away since my regular Starbucks is being remodeled. I walked up to the counter and asked the rather large bariste... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | I have owned a top of the line coffee shop for 25 years; serving nothing but the highest quality coffee with gourmet chocolate. Our customer base was large, as we had a friendly environment that welcomed whoever decided to stop in.
And yet in a blink of an eye it was shut down.
Every morning, I would wake up, drive ov... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | I have owned a top of the line coffee shop for 25 years; serving nothing but the highest quality coffee with gourmet chocolate. Our customer base was large, as we had a friendly environment that welcomed whoever decided to stop in.
And yet in a blink of an eye it was shut down.
Every morning, I would wake up, drive ov... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | I have owned a top of the line coffee shop for 25 years; serving nothing but the highest quality coffee with gourmet chocolate. Our customer base was large, as we had a friendly environment that welcomed whoever decided to stop in.
And yet in a blink of an eye it was shut down.
Every morning, I would wake up, drive ov... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Starbucks Batista
http://imgur.com/65k9noU
Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb... | I have owned a top of the line coffee shop for 25 years; serving nothing but the highest quality coffee with gourmet chocolate. Our customer base was large, as we had a friendly environment that welcomed whoever decided to stop in.
And yet in a blink of an eye it was shut down.
Every morning, I would wake up, drive ov... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ... | I have owned a top of the line coffee shop for 25 years; serving nothing but the highest quality coffee with gourmet chocolate. Our customer base was large, as we had a friendly environment that welcomed whoever decided to stop in.
And yet in a blink of an eye it was shut down.
Every morning, I would wake up, drive ov... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | I met her in a sea of trees, we shook limbs and our palmistry aligned. Lightning struck when her golden eyes glanced my way. She danced like one of those used car lot tube dancers, but with a sway in her hips and perfect rhythm.
We went out a month later for the first time. I was nervous and the quad espresso I order... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | I met her in a sea of trees, we shook limbs and our palmistry aligned. Lightning struck when her golden eyes glanced my way. She danced like one of those used car lot tube dancers, but with a sway in her hips and perfect rhythm.
We went out a month later for the first time. I was nervous and the quad espresso I order... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | I met her in a sea of trees, we shook limbs and our palmistry aligned. Lightning struck when her golden eyes glanced my way. She danced like one of those used car lot tube dancers, but with a sway in her hips and perfect rhythm.
We went out a month later for the first time. I was nervous and the quad espresso I order... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Starbucks Batista
http://imgur.com/65k9noU
Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb... | I met her in a sea of trees, we shook limbs and our palmistry aligned. Lightning struck when her golden eyes glanced my way. She danced like one of those used car lot tube dancers, but with a sway in her hips and perfect rhythm.
We went out a month later for the first time. I was nervous and the quad espresso I order... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ... | I met her in a sea of trees, we shook limbs and our palmistry aligned. Lightning struck when her golden eyes glanced my way. She danced like one of those used car lot tube dancers, but with a sway in her hips and perfect rhythm.
We went out a month later for the first time. I was nervous and the quad espresso I order... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | I entered into the little cafe on the corner. It was a quiet day in may, the year 2031. My eyes scanned over the coffee shop coming to rest upon the large man behind the counter. Tattoos coated what parts of his arm unhidden by his black and green polo top. A thick beard coated his chin black locks upon his head.
Oh h... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | I entered into the little cafe on the corner. It was a quiet day in may, the year 2031. My eyes scanned over the coffee shop coming to rest upon the large man behind the counter. Tattoos coated what parts of his arm unhidden by his black and green polo top. A thick beard coated his chin black locks upon his head.
Oh h... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | I entered into the little cafe on the corner. It was a quiet day in may, the year 2031. My eyes scanned over the coffee shop coming to rest upon the large man behind the counter. Tattoos coated what parts of his arm unhidden by his black and green polo top. A thick beard coated his chin black locks upon his head.
Oh h... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | “Here,” he said, as he placed a coffee in front me.
His voice woke me from my silent stupor, grounding me back into reality. He sat down, and sipped his coffee.
“Thought you might like something different,” he said.
I took a sip. It was sweet. This was not the caffe vanilla light frappucino with no fat milk t... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | I took it silently and sat down, stirring it while the seat under me warmed up. The spot on my left remained empty-- something that'd still take some getting used to.
I smiled as I thought about the little guy, running around the place and needing frequent reminders that he needed to sit down and drink his hot chocol... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | **MAN:** Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the double choc--
**BARISTA:** Sorry, that's for the man behind you. He has the same name as you. Here's your soy bullshit, Jebediah! And here you go with some non fat milk contraption other Jebediah.
**MAN:** Thanks. (turns) (walks towards door) (slips on... | Any other day of the week I would have made my own damn cup of coffee. Instead, today was our anniversary. To celebrate I have to order her favorite. Of course the rain came down in sheets and the freezing air nipped every part of my exposed body. But it's all worth it. It's all worth it for you.
Shivering as I f... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | That was when it hit me.
What a joke I am.
All that rage... so much rage. It burned inside me; the flames scalded me, transformed me into a withered husk of what I had once been.
It was ugly. So ugly.
What was it? What had happened to me that caused this insatiable wrath? What could have me frothing with such red,... | "Aye Me! For aught that I could ever read, could ever tell by the course of history! the course of true love never did run smooth, but either it was different in love, or misgraphed in the course of years, or it stood upon the choice of friends. If there was a sympathy in choice, war death or sickness did lay siege to ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | "Aye Me! For aught that I could ever read, could ever tell by the course of history! the course of true love never did run smooth, but either it was different in love, or misgraphed in the course of years, or it stood upon the choice of friends. If there was a sympathy in choice, war death or sickness did lay siege to ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I quietly shut the door and set the tray of coffee down on the bedside table. As I sat down in the corner chair by the window, I tried to drown out the insistent beeps with thought. That only served to make things worse - reminding me of how much more I should have done, and how it was too late for me to anything more... | "Aye Me! For aught that I could ever read, could ever tell by the course of history! the course of true love never did run smooth, but either it was different in love, or misgraphed in the course of years, or it stood upon the choice of friends. If there was a sympathy in choice, war death or sickness did lay siege to ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | When you date someone for a long time, every little action and nuance becomes an ornamentation you remember. It somehow becomes engraved in your character. As if its now a part of your being. Anyone who has been there knows how literal this feels, and how terrifingly sad it is once they've left you.
Me and my ex were... | "Aye Me! For aught that I could ever read, could ever tell by the course of history! the course of true love never did run smooth, but either it was different in love, or misgraphed in the course of years, or it stood upon the choice of friends. If there was a sympathy in choice, war death or sickness did lay siege to ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | "Aye Me! For aught that I could ever read, could ever tell by the course of history! the course of true love never did run smooth, but either it was different in love, or misgraphed in the course of years, or it stood upon the choice of friends. If there was a sympathy in choice, war death or sickness did lay siege to ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Starbucks Batista
http://imgur.com/65k9noU
Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb... | "Aye Me! For aught that I could ever read, could ever tell by the course of history! the course of true love never did run smooth, but either it was different in love, or misgraphed in the course of years, or it stood upon the choice of friends. If there was a sympathy in choice, war death or sickness did lay siege to ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ... | "Aye Me! For aught that I could ever read, could ever tell by the course of history! the course of true love never did run smooth, but either it was different in love, or misgraphed in the course of years, or it stood upon the choice of friends. If there was a sympathy in choice, war death or sickness did lay siege to ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | "Hey... It's me Dom, today wasn't so good, It looks like they are letting me go after all. I'll be home soon, I'm in the coffee shop where we sat the first day we met, it's a Starbucks now, it still does our drink if you can believe that? I'll never forget how hot I was when I walked in that day, card missing and not e... | "Aye Me! For aught that I could ever read, could ever tell by the course of history! the course of true love never did run smooth, but either it was different in love, or misgraphed in the course of years, or it stood upon the choice of friends. If there was a sympathy in choice, war death or sickness did lay siege to ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat down on the warm grass and made myself comfortable. Back against a large oak tree, sun dappled through the leaves. This couldn't be much better.
It's a shame all of these coffee places serve everything in cardboard these days. I guess I could have got it in a mug but that would involve staying in the coffee shop... | "Aye Me! For aught that I could ever read, could ever tell by the course of history! the course of true love never did run smooth, but either it was different in love, or misgraphed in the course of years, or it stood upon the choice of friends. If there was a sympathy in choice, war death or sickness did lay siege to ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I shuffled away from the funeral, sniffling and trying to dry my eyes. Every Sunday, for the past ten years, I had gone to the home where my thankless and thoughtless parents had left my grandfather, and picked him up. I didn't always have gas money, and more than once I tried to hide my embarrassment when I saw him lo... | "Aye Me! For aught that I could ever read, could ever tell by the course of history! the course of true love never did run smooth, but either it was different in love, or misgraphed in the course of years, or it stood upon the choice of friends. If there was a sympathy in choice, war death or sickness did lay siege to ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I looked back at the hulking mass of humanity with absolute disdain. It wasn't for the obvious reason though. I pitied Dave Batista and his new career. Once a top wrestling superstar, and more recently breakout action star, Dave had taken a swift fall from grace.
That green apron looked like it was tailored to fit a s... | "Aye Me! For aught that I could ever read, could ever tell by the course of history! the course of true love never did run smooth, but either it was different in love, or misgraphed in the course of years, or it stood upon the choice of friends. If there was a sympathy in choice, war death or sickness did lay siege to ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | There he was, this empty shell of a legend, merely a copy of what was once a legend in the ring, now his clones working here at Starbucks. It was all part of the initiative to bring about a society like that in the infamous story ‘Brave New World’. The United States Conglomerate Government had started a cloning initiat... | "Aye Me! For aught that I could ever read, could ever tell by the course of history! the course of true love never did run smooth, but either it was different in love, or misgraphed in the course of years, or it stood upon the choice of friends. If there was a sympathy in choice, war death or sickness did lay siege to ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | At last. My delicious, Caffe Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk.
I sat down at the table, and took a long swig of my nectar of the gods.
No.
This was wrong. Something was WRONG. As I looked down at my cup, inhuman scream bubbled from my very soul, and breached my lips as I stared at the ugly, awful betraye... | "Aye Me! For aught that I could ever read, could ever tell by the course of history! the course of true love never did run smooth, but either it was different in love, or misgraphed in the course of years, or it stood upon the choice of friends. If there was a sympathy in choice, war death or sickness did lay siege to ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | "How fucking hard is it!" I screamed at her face and slammed the cup down on the table. The knot in my stomach tightened, it had been a long since I accidentally drank a DCCCFw/S but I still remembered the consequences. Vividly!
In my rage I wanted to scream more, but as I opened my mouth the contents of my knotted st... | "Aye Me! For aught that I could ever read, could ever tell by the course of history! the course of true love never did run smooth, but either it was different in love, or misgraphed in the course of years, or it stood upon the choice of friends. If there was a sympathy in choice, war death or sickness did lay siege to ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GARBAGE!?"
He threw the cup across the ring.
"Getting fired from the WWE isn't enough Batista wants to go ahead and make crappy coffee too!"
The crowd roared as The Rock swayed around the center.
"Cafe vanilla! DO I LOOK LIKE A HIPSTER TO YOU , BATISTA?"
Batista sadly lowers his head, starin... | "Aye Me! For aught that I could ever read, could ever tell by the course of history! the course of true love never did run smooth, but either it was different in love, or misgraphed in the course of years, or it stood upon the choice of friends. If there was a sympathy in choice, war death or sickness did lay siege to ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Apparently being a regular has its drawbacks. For our past 10 anniversaries my wife and I have come to this Starbucks, ordered a Venti Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with Soy (she was lactose intolerant) and shared it in the booth where I proposed.
I probably should have known better, but I didn't know wher... | "Aye Me! For aught that I could ever read, could ever tell by the course of history! the course of true love never did run smooth, but either it was different in love, or misgraphed in the course of years, or it stood upon the choice of friends. If there was a sympathy in choice, war death or sickness did lay siege to ... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | The doctor had said that he could have anything he wanted as there wasn't much time left.
We met at a coffee shop plenty of years ago. I held my Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino and he had the same thing, but with soy milk. We sat down at the only table as complete strangers, trying to convince one another tha... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I quietly shut the door and set the tray of coffee down on the bedside table. As I sat down in the corner chair by the window, I tried to drown out the insistent beeps with thought. That only served to make things worse - reminding me of how much more I should have done, and how it was too late for me to anything more... | The doctor had said that he could have anything he wanted as there wasn't much time left.
We met at a coffee shop plenty of years ago. I held my Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino and he had the same thing, but with soy milk. We sat down at the only table as complete strangers, trying to convince one another tha... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | When you date someone for a long time, every little action and nuance becomes an ornamentation you remember. It somehow becomes engraved in your character. As if its now a part of your being. Anyone who has been there knows how literal this feels, and how terrifingly sad it is once they've left you.
Me and my ex were... | The doctor had said that he could have anything he wanted as there wasn't much time left.
We met at a coffee shop plenty of years ago. I held my Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino and he had the same thing, but with soy milk. We sat down at the only table as complete strangers, trying to convince one another tha... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic. | The doctor had said that he could have anything he wanted as there wasn't much time left.
We met at a coffee shop plenty of years ago. I held my Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino and he had the same thing, but with soy milk. We sat down at the only table as complete strangers, trying to convince one another tha... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | Starbucks Batista
http://imgur.com/65k9noU
Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb... | The doctor had said that he could have anything he wanted as there wasn't much time left.
We met at a coffee shop plenty of years ago. I held my Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino and he had the same thing, but with soy milk. We sat down at the only table as complete strangers, trying to convince one another tha... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ... | The doctor had said that he could have anything he wanted as there wasn't much time left.
We met at a coffee shop plenty of years ago. I held my Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino and he had the same thing, but with soy milk. We sat down at the only table as complete strangers, trying to convince one another tha... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | "Hey... It's me Dom, today wasn't so good, It looks like they are letting me go after all. I'll be home soon, I'm in the coffee shop where we sat the first day we met, it's a Starbucks now, it still does our drink if you can believe that? I'll never forget how hot I was when I walked in that day, card missing and not e... | The doctor had said that he could have anything he wanted as there wasn't much time left.
We met at a coffee shop plenty of years ago. I held my Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino and he had the same thing, but with soy milk. We sat down at the only table as complete strangers, trying to convince one another tha... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I shuffled away from the funeral, sniffling and trying to dry my eyes. Every Sunday, for the past ten years, I had gone to the home where my thankless and thoughtless parents had left my grandfather, and picked him up. I didn't always have gas money, and more than once I tried to hide my embarrassment when I saw him lo... | The doctor had said that he could have anything he wanted as there wasn't much time left.
We met at a coffee shop plenty of years ago. I held my Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino and he had the same thing, but with soy milk. We sat down at the only table as complete strangers, trying to convince one another tha... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I looked back at the hulking mass of humanity with absolute disdain. It wasn't for the obvious reason though. I pitied Dave Batista and his new career. Once a top wrestling superstar, and more recently breakout action star, Dave had taken a swift fall from grace.
That green apron looked like it was tailored to fit a s... | The doctor had said that he could have anything he wanted as there wasn't much time left.
We met at a coffee shop plenty of years ago. I held my Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino and he had the same thing, but with soy milk. We sat down at the only table as complete strangers, trying to convince one another tha... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | There he was, this empty shell of a legend, merely a copy of what was once a legend in the ring, now his clones working here at Starbucks. It was all part of the initiative to bring about a society like that in the infamous story ‘Brave New World’. The United States Conglomerate Government had started a cloning initiat... | The doctor had said that he could have anything he wanted as there wasn't much time left.
We met at a coffee shop plenty of years ago. I held my Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino and he had the same thing, but with soy milk. We sat down at the only table as complete strangers, trying to convince one another tha... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GARBAGE!?"
He threw the cup across the ring.
"Getting fired from the WWE isn't enough Batista wants to go ahead and make crappy coffee too!"
The crowd roared as The Rock swayed around the center.
"Cafe vanilla! DO I LOOK LIKE A HIPSTER TO YOU , BATISTA?"
Batista sadly lowers his head, starin... | The doctor had said that he could have anything he wanted as there wasn't much time left.
We met at a coffee shop plenty of years ago. I held my Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino and he had the same thing, but with soy milk. We sat down at the only table as complete strangers, trying to convince one another tha... | |
[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible. | I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the ba*r*ista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Ba*t*ista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an... | Tears came rushing to the brim of her eyes, as she tried hard to fight them back. Luckily, she was the only customer there this early, so no strangers could witness her meltdown. Rachel, the barista, looked at her with concern, "Are you okay? Did I mess up your order?" Meghan smiled meekly as she walked out the door, "... |
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