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	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic.	Tears came rushing to the brim of her eyes, as she tried hard to fight them back. Luckily, she was the only customer there this early, so no strangers could witness her meltdown. Rachel, the barista, looked at her with concern, "Are you okay? Did I mess up your order?" Meghan smiled meekly as she walked out the door, "...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	Starbucks Batista http://imgur.com/65k9noU Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb...	Tears came rushing to the brim of her eyes, as she tried hard to fight them back. Luckily, she was the only customer there this early, so no strangers could witness her meltdown. Rachel, the barista, looked at her with concern, "Are you okay? Did I mess up your order?" Meghan smiled meekly as she walked out the door, "...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ...	Tears came rushing to the brim of her eyes, as she tried hard to fight them back. Luckily, she was the only customer there this early, so no strangers could witness her meltdown. Rachel, the barista, looked at her with concern, "Are you okay? Did I mess up your order?" Meghan smiled meekly as she walked out the door, "...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	I shuffled away from the funeral, sniffling and trying to dry my eyes. Every Sunday, for the past ten years, I had gone to the home where my thankless and thoughtless parents had left my grandfather, and picked him up. I didn't always have gas money, and more than once I tried to hide my embarrassment when I saw him lo...	Tears came rushing to the brim of her eyes, as she tried hard to fight them back. Luckily, she was the only customer there this early, so no strangers could witness her meltdown. Rachel, the barista, looked at her with concern, "Are you okay? Did I mess up your order?" Meghan smiled meekly as she walked out the door, "...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	I went to starbucks this morning. I was on my phone and not really paying attention to the barista who was serving me. What I got was not what I ordered. I turned around and started complaining loudly. That's when I realised that I was being served by WWE wrestler Batista. His face got screwed up. He grabbed me an...	After realizing you get the wrong sort of drink, you ask to the man in anger 'What the fuck is this?!" You look up at him, only to realize Batista is serving you. (Probably typo by op for Barista... Batista is a big buff character in wwe.) You start to feel your sweat come from your skin as you slowly walk back, shakin...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic.	After realizing you get the wrong sort of drink, you ask to the man in anger 'What the fuck is this?!" You look up at him, only to realize Batista is serving you. (Probably typo by op for Barista... Batista is a big buff character in wwe.) You start to feel your sweat come from your skin as you slowly walk back, shakin...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	Starbucks Batista http://imgur.com/65k9noU Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb...	After realizing you get the wrong sort of drink, you ask to the man in anger 'What the fuck is this?!" You look up at him, only to realize Batista is serving you. (Probably typo by op for Barista... Batista is a big buff character in wwe.) You start to feel your sweat come from your skin as you slowly walk back, shakin...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ...	After realizing you get the wrong sort of drink, you ask to the man in anger 'What the fuck is this?!" You look up at him, only to realize Batista is serving you. (Probably typo by op for Barista... Batista is a big buff character in wwe.) You start to feel your sweat come from your skin as you slowly walk back, shakin...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	I quietly shut the door and set the tray of coffee down on the bedside table. As I sat down in the corner chair by the window, I tried to drown out the insistent beeps with thought. That only served to make things worse - reminding me of how much more I should have done, and how it was too late for me to anything more...	That was when it hit me. What a joke I am. All that rage... so much rage. It burned inside me; the flames scalded me, transformed me into a withered husk of what I had once been. It was ugly. So ugly. What was it? What had happened to me that caused this insatiable wrath? What could have me frothing with such red,...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	When you date someone for a long time, every little action and nuance becomes an ornamentation you remember. It somehow becomes engraved in your character. As if its now a part of your being. Anyone who has been there knows how literal this feels, and how terrifingly sad it is once they've left you. Me and my ex were...	That was when it hit me. What a joke I am. All that rage... so much rage. It burned inside me; the flames scalded me, transformed me into a withered husk of what I had once been. It was ugly. So ugly. What was it? What had happened to me that caused this insatiable wrath? What could have me frothing with such red,...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	Lieutenant Batista getting fired from Miami-Metro, having to work at Starbucks hearing you bitch about your drink and then leaping over the counter and beating your ass sounds funny and tragic.	That was when it hit me. What a joke I am. All that rage... so much rage. It burned inside me; the flames scalded me, transformed me into a withered husk of what I had once been. It was ugly. So ugly. What was it? What had happened to me that caused this insatiable wrath? What could have me frothing with such red,...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	Starbucks Batista http://imgur.com/65k9noU Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb...	That was when it hit me. What a joke I am. All that rage... so much rage. It burned inside me; the flames scalded me, transformed me into a withered husk of what I had once been. It was ugly. So ugly. What was it? What had happened to me that caused this insatiable wrath? What could have me frothing with such red,...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ...	That was when it hit me. What a joke I am. All that rage... so much rage. It burned inside me; the flames scalded me, transformed me into a withered husk of what I had once been. It was ugly. So ugly. What was it? What had happened to me that caused this insatiable wrath? What could have me frothing with such red,...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	"Hey... It's me Dom, today wasn't so good, It looks like they are letting me go after all. I'll be home soon, I'm in the coffee shop where we sat the first day we met, it's a Starbucks now, it still does our drink if you can believe that? I'll never forget how hot I was when I walked in that day, card missing and not e...	That was when it hit me. What a joke I am. All that rage... so much rage. It burned inside me; the flames scalded me, transformed me into a withered husk of what I had once been. It was ugly. So ugly. What was it? What had happened to me that caused this insatiable wrath? What could have me frothing with such red,...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	I shuffled away from the funeral, sniffling and trying to dry my eyes. Every Sunday, for the past ten years, I had gone to the home where my thankless and thoughtless parents had left my grandfather, and picked him up. I didn't always have gas money, and more than once I tried to hide my embarrassment when I saw him lo...	That was when it hit me. What a joke I am. All that rage... so much rage. It burned inside me; the flames scalded me, transformed me into a withered husk of what I had once been. It was ugly. So ugly. What was it? What had happened to me that caused this insatiable wrath? What could have me frothing with such red,...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	I looked back at the hulking mass of humanity with absolute disdain. It wasn't for the obvious reason though. I pitied Dave Batista and his new career. Once a top wrestling superstar, and more recently breakout action star, Dave had taken a swift fall from grace. That green apron looked like it was tailored to fit a s...	That was when it hit me. What a joke I am. All that rage... so much rage. It burned inside me; the flames scalded me, transformed me into a withered husk of what I had once been. It was ugly. So ugly. What was it? What had happened to me that caused this insatiable wrath? What could have me frothing with such red,...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	There he was, this empty shell of a legend, merely a copy of what was once a legend in the ring, now his clones working here at Starbucks. It was all part of the initiative to bring about a society like that in the infamous story ‘Brave New World’. The United States Conglomerate Government had started a cloning initiat...	That was when it hit me. What a joke I am. All that rage... so much rage. It burned inside me; the flames scalded me, transformed me into a withered husk of what I had once been. It was ugly. So ugly. What was it? What had happened to me that caused this insatiable wrath? What could have me frothing with such red,...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GARBAGE!?" He threw the cup across the ring. "Getting fired from the WWE isn't enough Batista wants to go ahead and make crappy coffee too!" The crowd roared as The Rock swayed around the center. "Cafe vanilla! DO I LOOK LIKE A HIPSTER TO YOU , BATISTA?" Batista sadly lowers his head, starin...	That was when it hit me. What a joke I am. All that rage... so much rage. It burned inside me; the flames scalded me, transformed me into a withered husk of what I had once been. It was ugly. So ugly. What was it? What had happened to me that caused this insatiable wrath? What could have me frothing with such red,...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	Starbucks Batista http://imgur.com/65k9noU Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb...	I quietly shut the door and set the tray of coffee down on the bedside table. As I sat down in the corner chair by the window, I tried to drown out the insistent beeps with thought. That only served to make things worse - reminding me of how much more I should have done, and how it was too late for me to anything more...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ...	I quietly shut the door and set the tray of coffee down on the bedside table. As I sat down in the corner chair by the window, I tried to drown out the insistent beeps with thought. That only served to make things worse - reminding me of how much more I should have done, and how it was too late for me to anything more...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	"Hey... It's me Dom, today wasn't so good, It looks like they are letting me go after all. I'll be home soon, I'm in the coffee shop where we sat the first day we met, it's a Starbucks now, it still does our drink if you can believe that? I'll never forget how hot I was when I walked in that day, card missing and not e...	I quietly shut the door and set the tray of coffee down on the bedside table. As I sat down in the corner chair by the window, I tried to drown out the insistent beeps with thought. That only served to make things worse - reminding me of how much more I should have done, and how it was too late for me to anything more...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	I shuffled away from the funeral, sniffling and trying to dry my eyes. Every Sunday, for the past ten years, I had gone to the home where my thankless and thoughtless parents had left my grandfather, and picked him up. I didn't always have gas money, and more than once I tried to hide my embarrassment when I saw him lo...	I quietly shut the door and set the tray of coffee down on the bedside table. As I sat down in the corner chair by the window, I tried to drown out the insistent beeps with thought. That only served to make things worse - reminding me of how much more I should have done, and how it was too late for me to anything more...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	I looked back at the hulking mass of humanity with absolute disdain. It wasn't for the obvious reason though. I pitied Dave Batista and his new career. Once a top wrestling superstar, and more recently breakout action star, Dave had taken a swift fall from grace. That green apron looked like it was tailored to fit a s...	I quietly shut the door and set the tray of coffee down on the bedside table. As I sat down in the corner chair by the window, I tried to drown out the insistent beeps with thought. That only served to make things worse - reminding me of how much more I should have done, and how it was too late for me to anything more...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	There he was, this empty shell of a legend, merely a copy of what was once a legend in the ring, now his clones working here at Starbucks. It was all part of the initiative to bring about a society like that in the infamous story ‘Brave New World’. The United States Conglomerate Government had started a cloning initiat...	I quietly shut the door and set the tray of coffee down on the bedside table. As I sat down in the corner chair by the window, I tried to drown out the insistent beeps with thought. That only served to make things worse - reminding me of how much more I should have done, and how it was too late for me to anything more...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GARBAGE!?" He threw the cup across the ring. "Getting fired from the WWE isn't enough Batista wants to go ahead and make crappy coffee too!" The crowd roared as The Rock swayed around the center. "Cafe vanilla! DO I LOOK LIKE A HIPSTER TO YOU , BATISTA?" Batista sadly lowers his head, starin...	I quietly shut the door and set the tray of coffee down on the bedside table. As I sat down in the corner chair by the window, I tried to drown out the insistent beeps with thought. That only served to make things worse - reminding me of how much more I should have done, and how it was too late for me to anything more...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	Starbucks Batista http://imgur.com/65k9noU Starbucks Batista leaned over the counter and handed me my chocolaty beverage. He must have sensed my dissatisfaction because he looked at me with the most intense "fuck off or i will eat you" type of vibe...after a few seconds of uncomfortable staring he proclaimed "Basketb...	When you date someone for a long time, every little action and nuance becomes an ornamentation you remember. It somehow becomes engraved in your character. As if its now a part of your being. Anyone who has been there knows how literal this feels, and how terrifingly sad it is once they've left you. Me and my ex were...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	I sat in my chair eying the drink I had not ordered, but I had to forgive the mistake as I choked back tears. In the soul crushing realization that "The Animal" Dave Batista was reduced to serving at Starbucks. It had not been so long ago that he was part of Evolution with Triple H and the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Now I ...	When you date someone for a long time, every little action and nuance becomes an ornamentation you remember. It somehow becomes engraved in your character. As if its now a part of your being. Anyone who has been there knows how literal this feels, and how terrifingly sad it is once they've left you. Me and my ex were...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	"Hey... It's me Dom, today wasn't so good, It looks like they are letting me go after all. I'll be home soon, I'm in the coffee shop where we sat the first day we met, it's a Starbucks now, it still does our drink if you can believe that? I'll never forget how hot I was when I walked in that day, card missing and not e...	When you date someone for a long time, every little action and nuance becomes an ornamentation you remember. It somehow becomes engraved in your character. As if its now a part of your being. Anyone who has been there knows how literal this feels, and how terrifingly sad it is once they've left you. Me and my ex were...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	I shuffled away from the funeral, sniffling and trying to dry my eyes. Every Sunday, for the past ten years, I had gone to the home where my thankless and thoughtless parents had left my grandfather, and picked him up. I didn't always have gas money, and more than once I tried to hide my embarrassment when I saw him lo...	When you date someone for a long time, every little action and nuance becomes an ornamentation you remember. It somehow becomes engraved in your character. As if its now a part of your being. Anyone who has been there knows how literal this feels, and how terrifingly sad it is once they've left you. Me and my ex were...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	I shuffled away from the funeral, sniffling and trying to dry my eyes. Every Sunday, for the past ten years, I had gone to the home where my thankless and thoughtless parents had left my grandfather, and picked him up. I didn't always have gas money, and more than once I tried to hide my embarrassment when I saw him lo...	"Hey... It's me Dom, today wasn't so good, It looks like they are letting me go after all. I'll be home soon, I'm in the coffee shop where we sat the first day we met, it's a Starbucks now, it still does our drink if you can believe that? I'll never forget how hot I was when I walked in that day, card missing and not e...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	I shuffled away from the funeral, sniffling and trying to dry my eyes. Every Sunday, for the past ten years, I had gone to the home where my thankless and thoughtless parents had left my grandfather, and picked him up. I didn't always have gas money, and more than once I tried to hide my embarrassment when I saw him lo...	I sat down on the warm grass and made myself comfortable. Back against a large oak tree, sun dappled through the leaves. This couldn't be much better. It's a shame all of these coffee places serve everything in cardboard these days. I guess I could have got it in a mug but that would involve staying in the coffee shop...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	I looked back at the hulking mass of humanity with absolute disdain. It wasn't for the obvious reason though. I pitied Dave Batista and his new career. Once a top wrestling superstar, and more recently breakout action star, Dave had taken a swift fall from grace. That green apron looked like it was tailored to fit a s...	I sat down on the warm grass and made myself comfortable. Back against a large oak tree, sun dappled through the leaves. This couldn't be much better. It's a shame all of these coffee places serve everything in cardboard these days. I guess I could have got it in a mug but that would involve staying in the coffee shop...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	There he was, this empty shell of a legend, merely a copy of what was once a legend in the ring, now his clones working here at Starbucks. It was all part of the initiative to bring about a society like that in the infamous story ‘Brave New World’. The United States Conglomerate Government had started a cloning initiat...	I sat down on the warm grass and made myself comfortable. Back against a large oak tree, sun dappled through the leaves. This couldn't be much better. It's a shame all of these coffee places serve everything in cardboard these days. I guess I could have got it in a mug but that would involve staying in the coffee shop...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	At last. My delicious, Caffe Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. I sat down at the table, and took a long swig of my nectar of the gods. No. This was wrong. Something was WRONG. As I looked down at my cup, inhuman scream bubbled from my very soul, and breached my lips as I stared at the ugly, awful betraye...	I sat down on the warm grass and made myself comfortable. Back against a large oak tree, sun dappled through the leaves. This couldn't be much better. It's a shame all of these coffee places serve everything in cardboard these days. I guess I could have got it in a mug but that would involve staying in the coffee shop...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GARBAGE!?" He threw the cup across the ring. "Getting fired from the WWE isn't enough Batista wants to go ahead and make crappy coffee too!" The crowd roared as The Rock swayed around the center. "Cafe vanilla! DO I LOOK LIKE A HIPSTER TO YOU , BATISTA?" Batista sadly lowers his head, starin...	I sat down on the warm grass and made myself comfortable. Back against a large oak tree, sun dappled through the leaves. This couldn't be much better. It's a shame all of these coffee places serve everything in cardboard these days. I guess I could have got it in a mug but that would involve staying in the coffee shop...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GARBAGE!?" He threw the cup across the ring. "Getting fired from the WWE isn't enough Batista wants to go ahead and make crappy coffee too!" The crowd roared as The Rock swayed around the center. "Cafe vanilla! DO I LOOK LIKE A HIPSTER TO YOU , BATISTA?" Batista sadly lowers his head, starin...	There he was, this empty shell of a legend, merely a copy of what was once a legend in the ring, now his clones working here at Starbucks. It was all part of the initiative to bring about a society like that in the infamous story ‘Brave New World’. The United States Conglomerate Government had started a cloning initiat...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GARBAGE!?" He threw the cup across the ring. "Getting fired from the WWE isn't enough Batista wants to go ahead and make crappy coffee too!" The crowd roared as The Rock swayed around the center. "Cafe vanilla! DO I LOOK LIKE A HIPSTER TO YOU , BATISTA?" Batista sadly lowers his head, starin...	At last. My delicious, Caffe Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. I sat down at the table, and took a long swig of my nectar of the gods. No. This was wrong. Something was WRONG. As I looked down at my cup, inhuman scream bubbled from my very soul, and breached my lips as I stared at the ugly, awful betraye...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GARBAGE!?" He threw the cup across the ring. "Getting fired from the WWE isn't enough Batista wants to go ahead and make crappy coffee too!" The crowd roared as The Rock swayed around the center. "Cafe vanilla! DO I LOOK LIKE A HIPSTER TO YOU , BATISTA?" Batista sadly lowers his head, starin...	"How fucking hard is it!" I screamed at her face and slammed the cup down on the table. The knot in my stomach tightened, it had been a long since I accidentally drank a DCCCFw/S but I still remembered the consequences. Vividly! In my rage I wanted to scream more, but as I opened my mouth the contents of my knotted st...
	[WP] A Starbucks Batista has given you Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with soy instead of a Caffè Vanilla Light Frappuccino with no fat milk. Make this as tragic, heart-wrenching and miserable as possible.	Apparently being a regular has its drawbacks. For our past 10 anniversaries my wife and I have come to this Starbucks, ordered a Venti Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino with Soy (she was lactose intolerant) and shared it in the booth where I proposed. I probably should have known better, but I didn't know wher...	"How fucking hard is it!" I screamed at her face and slammed the cup down on the table. The knot in my stomach tightened, it had been a long since I accidentally drank a DCCCFw/S but I still remembered the consequences. Vividly! In my rage I wanted to scream more, but as I opened my mouth the contents of my knotted st...
	[WP] The revolution was a success. The old regime has been overthrown. You were the leader of the rebellion and just realize you've made a huge mistake.	I watched as the weeping bourgeois scum were ragged from their homes. It helped to smack a label on them. To think of them as the other. The pigs who had kept the people down, who had tried to impose their kind of "Democracy" upon us. It was time for a government that truly represented the people. That wasn't beholden ...	It was over. We had won. But it felt like a hollow victory. There were holes. People 'missing' and dead. No one was untouched. The long bloody fight had sullied the glorious ideals of the revolution. The honoured dead had become the unnamed dead. It was all a mistake. And I caused it. I killed these people. And I'll li...
	[WP] The revolution was a success. The old regime has been overthrown. You were the leader of the rebellion and just realize you've made a huge mistake.	I watched as the weeping bourgeois scum were ragged from their homes. It helped to smack a label on them. To think of them as the other. The pigs who had kept the people down, who had tried to impose their kind of "Democracy" upon us. It was time for a government that truly represented the people. That wasn't beholden ...	My hands were shaking, so I rested them on the desk. Took me a half-second too long to realize that it was still covered with his blood. Pat was still at the door, rifle in hand, yelling encouragement to the boys finishing up with the personal guard downstairs, who had surrendered just minutes ago. “COME ON UP! WE FINA...
	[WP] The revolution was a success. The old regime has been overthrown. You were the leader of the rebellion and just realize you've made a huge mistake.	I watched as the weeping bourgeois scum were ragged from their homes. It helped to smack a label on them. To think of them as the other. The pigs who had kept the people down, who had tried to impose their kind of "Democracy" upon us. It was time for a government that truly represented the people. That wasn't beholden ...	The death count was unimaginable, but we did it. Five long years of fighting against the CDS, and we succeeded. No longer shall a weakling lead the country we loved, but now a council of the strongest men would lead. An oligarchy, of sorts. "The surviving soldiers have returned, sir." Good, I thought. I walked outsid...
	[WP] The revolution was a success. The old regime has been overthrown. You were the leader of the rebellion and just realize you've made a huge mistake.	I watched as the weeping bourgeois scum were ragged from their homes. It helped to smack a label on them. To think of them as the other. The pigs who had kept the people down, who had tried to impose their kind of "Democracy" upon us. It was time for a government that truly represented the people. That wasn't beholden ...	It stepped over the rubble and looked at the city I so much loved. The marquee of the theater I once worked was destroyed. The elegant wall fixtures and the velvet seats were burned to the ground. There was no more magic in that building that gave me so much joy. The hospital where I was born had several wings destroye...
	[WP] The revolution was a success. The old regime has been overthrown. You were the leader of the rebellion and just realize you've made a huge mistake.	I watched as the weeping bourgeois scum were ragged from their homes. It helped to smack a label on them. To think of them as the other. The pigs who had kept the people down, who had tried to impose their kind of "Democracy" upon us. It was time for a government that truly represented the people. That wasn't beholden ...	A misty echo of shadowy chants and clamoring boots immersed the now vestigial halls of the old regime. Upholstery, cleaved straight from the mattresses of each of the seven hundred bedrooms, hurled out of each of the two thousand one hundred and forty-three windows. Garments, peeled from the very backs of the royal fa...
	[WP] The revolution was a success. The old regime has been overthrown. You were the leader of the rebellion and just realize you've made a huge mistake.	I watched as the weeping bourgeois scum were ragged from their homes. It helped to smack a label on them. To think of them as the other. The pigs who had kept the people down, who had tried to impose their kind of "Democracy" upon us. It was time for a government that truly represented the people. That wasn't beholden ...	For years I dreamed of a revolution, I never thought I'd get the chance to see it happen for myself. The opportunity arose and I took it, within a year we had one the war, all the west united under my banner. And once I had the power I found what I had found my worst fear to be true. A leader must decide when the end...
Happened in my dream...	[WP] Your friend passes, but he/she remains alive in technology, so you can still text/call them, but never meet them in person	I manage to answer the phone again, this time I know I have to say goodbye. I say this every time, in my usual montly routine of trying to let go of the best friend I had for 10 years. I send her pictures, but I know that her daughter looks so beautiful in person, and the pictures never do her justice. I love Mariana, ...	The droid's gilded humanoid carapace gleamed in the waning light of the desert suns. He walked these quiet cliffs daily, as he had with his master in years past, his pace occasionally stuttered by the several decades of grit built up around his servos. In years past, the sentient scavengers of this planet would have go...
Happened in my dream...	[WP] Your friend passes, but he/she remains alive in technology, so you can still text/call them, but never meet them in person	"Hey what are you doing?" his voice raspy and weirdly digitized rang in my ear. "oh god, not him again." I whispered silently to myself. "Dude, you're dead. I told you this a million times. Just stop calling me. I need to grieve over your death or whatever." "No dude. Fuck that. You're going to listen to me I ha...	The droid's gilded humanoid carapace gleamed in the waning light of the desert suns. He walked these quiet cliffs daily, as he had with his master in years past, his pace occasionally stuttered by the several decades of grit built up around his servos. In years past, the sentient scavengers of this planet would have go...
Happened in my dream...	[WP] Your friend passes, but he/she remains alive in technology, so you can still text/call them, but never meet them in person	>Me: Hey. >Dan: Hey you. How are you doing? >Me: Not so hot. Jesse broke up with me. >Dan: Aw, sweetie. I'm so sorry. Why? >Me: He said we "just didn't fit." >Me: I thought we fit perfectly. >Dan: Sometimes what seems perfect turns out to be wrong. How many times did you tell me that? &...	The droid's gilded humanoid carapace gleamed in the waning light of the desert suns. He walked these quiet cliffs daily, as he had with his master in years past, his pace occasionally stuttered by the several decades of grit built up around his servos. In years past, the sentient scavengers of this planet would have go...
Happened in my dream...	[WP] Your friend passes, but he/she remains alive in technology, so you can still text/call them, but never meet them in person	>Me: Hey. >Dan: Hey you. How are you doing? >Me: Not so hot. Jesse broke up with me. >Dan: Aw, sweetie. I'm so sorry. Why? >Me: He said we "just didn't fit." >Me: I thought we fit perfectly. >Dan: Sometimes what seems perfect turns out to be wrong. How many times did you tell me that? &...	I manage to answer the phone again, this time I know I have to say goodbye. I say this every time, in my usual montly routine of trying to let go of the best friend I had for 10 years. I send her pictures, but I know that her daughter looks so beautiful in person, and the pictures never do her justice. I love Mariana, ...
Happened in my dream...	[WP] Your friend passes, but he/she remains alive in technology, so you can still text/call them, but never meet them in person	>Me: Hey. >Dan: Hey you. How are you doing? >Me: Not so hot. Jesse broke up with me. >Dan: Aw, sweetie. I'm so sorry. Why? >Me: He said we "just didn't fit." >Me: I thought we fit perfectly. >Dan: Sometimes what seems perfect turns out to be wrong. How many times did you tell me that? &...	"Hey what are you doing?" his voice raspy and weirdly digitized rang in my ear. "oh god, not him again." I whispered silently to myself. "Dude, you're dead. I told you this a million times. Just stop calling me. I need to grieve over your death or whatever." "No dude. Fuck that. You're going to listen to me I ha...
Happened in my dream...	[WP] Your friend passes, but he/she remains alive in technology, so you can still text/call them, but never meet them in person	>Me: Hey. >Dan: Hey you. How are you doing? >Me: Not so hot. Jesse broke up with me. >Dan: Aw, sweetie. I'm so sorry. Why? >Me: He said we "just didn't fit." >Me: I thought we fit perfectly. >Dan: Sometimes what seems perfect turns out to be wrong. How many times did you tell me that? &...	She died two years ago today, in a car crash with her new boyfriend. What's weird is I didn't feel anything. I told my friend that she deserved it for getting with that fat fuck behind the wheel. I told myself I'd take her somewhere nice next time, before her boyfriend gets out of the hospital. I guess I never came to...
Happened in my dream...	[WP] Your friend passes, but he/she remains alive in technology, so you can still text/call them, but never meet them in person	JOE: My phone rings once more and I stare at the caller ID, 'Alexis.' Every night at 2am I sit at the kitchen table and I deliberate over whether to answer or deny the call. I stare at the image of Alexis, her brunette locks surrounding her pale face, paused in time at the age of 18. Not for the first time, I look up a...	She died two years ago today, in a car crash with her new boyfriend. What's weird is I didn't feel anything. I told my friend that she deserved it for getting with that fat fuck behind the wheel. I told myself I'd take her somewhere nice next time, before her boyfriend gets out of the hospital. I guess I never came to...
Happened in my dream...	[WP] Your friend passes, but he/she remains alive in technology, so you can still text/call them, but never meet them in person	JOE: My phone rings once more and I stare at the caller ID, 'Alexis.' Every night at 2am I sit at the kitchen table and I deliberate over whether to answer or deny the call. I stare at the image of Alexis, her brunette locks surrounding her pale face, paused in time at the age of 18. Not for the first time, I look up a...	"Oh God, I'm so sorry Tabby." "What for?" "I just want to hold you," types Steven as he sobs uncontrollably. "You have to move on and live your life. It's almost time." "I... can't ever imagine myself moving on. We were robbed of our future together. Why can't you see that? Why aren't you angry?!" "I can'...
Happened in my dream...	[WP] Your friend passes, but he/she remains alive in technology, so you can still text/call them, but never meet them in person	JOE: My phone rings once more and I stare at the caller ID, 'Alexis.' Every night at 2am I sit at the kitchen table and I deliberate over whether to answer or deny the call. I stare at the image of Alexis, her brunette locks surrounding her pale face, paused in time at the age of 18. Not for the first time, I look up a...	Got another small novels worth of texts from Mike today... You'd think after his death his spelling would improve now that he isn't limited by a squishy brain. You'd be wrong. So very, very wrong.
Happened in my dream...	[WP] Your friend passes, but he/she remains alive in technology, so you can still text/call them, but never meet them in person	"So, you dead now?" I typed to my dear friend who had recently passed. "Yeah, it was exactly like the books said it was like, it hurt a tonne, and the morphine was not helping, but it all went away. The pain, the sadness, the happiness, the feeling." He typed, clearly taking his time when writing about his own death....	Got another small novels worth of texts from Mike today... You'd think after his death his spelling would improve now that he isn't limited by a squishy brain. You'd be wrong. So very, very wrong.
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	I closed my eyes. This couldn't be happening. The phenomenon first started several months ago - people, usually gamers, started disappearing. They were sometimes honored with npcs modeled after them; The problem was that no dev remembered coding them in. The NPCs were indistinguishable from their former selves, and m...	The Sunless Sea shone black through the light of the oil-lamp. God help us all. Though a man of the book, heavy with the understanding of the things that should not be, I was unprepared. My iron in the fire, it proved weak for the environment I was in. God help us all. They call me mad, you know. I speak to them ...
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	"Y'all going from the west coast to the east coast!" Said a voice that sounded oddly familiar. While the voice spoke 'switching sides' appeared in large text in front of me. Damn, I thought, I had a really good spot, too. Now I have to find a new one. When I spawned in I looked to my left to see the other 5 guys ho...	The Sunless Sea shone black through the light of the oil-lamp. God help us all. Though a man of the book, heavy with the understanding of the things that should not be, I was unprepared. My iron in the fire, it proved weak for the environment I was in. God help us all. They call me mad, you know. I speak to them ...
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	I've pretty much figured out my best route. Stay here for a while, move to wherever the action is least happening, and keep an eye out for passerbys. All I need to do is keep it together. It shouldn't be much longer...should it? Suddenly, I hear a child's voice... "Have you seen my bear Tibbers?" she asks. I nearly ju...	The Sunless Sea shone black through the light of the oil-lamp. God help us all. Though a man of the book, heavy with the understanding of the things that should not be, I was unprepared. My iron in the fire, it proved weak for the environment I was in. God help us all. They call me mad, you know. I speak to them ...
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	I've pretty much figured out my best route. Stay here for a while, move to wherever the action is least happening, and keep an eye out for passerbys. All I need to do is keep it together. It shouldn't be much longer...should it? Suddenly, I hear a child's voice... "Have you seen my bear Tibbers?" she asks. I nearly ju...	Sirens blare from the deck as a plane rises from the interior, I find myself strapped into the cockpit as a voice comes through the headset, it says that I am clear for take off. Hardly. Filling my lungs, I firmly grasp the controls and rocket upwards towards the ivory ceiling above, leveling off as my wing leaves smal...
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	I've pretty much figured out my best route. Stay here for a while, move to wherever the action is least happening, and keep an eye out for passerbys. All I need to do is keep it together. It shouldn't be much longer...should it? Suddenly, I hear a child's voice... "Have you seen my bear Tibbers?" she asks. I nearly ju...	It was war. Gunfire going in every direction, death from every angle. We had homefield advantage, endless tree cover, and even beasts of men on our sides, but it never seemed like we were even putting a dent in the enemy forces. We had snipers, demolition, hell, we were always told to strike back just as they did. ...
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	My companion's eyes widened. He stood up and took a single step forward. I thrust out an arm in his path. "No!" I said firmly. He pushed past my arm. Drool started to drop from his mouth. He licked his chops with anticipation. I stood directly in front of him, and flung both arms forward. "No!" I desperately re...	My phone rings and I stagger out of bed towards it. But it's not where I remember putting it, and instead of my apartment, I find myself on a bed in an apartment I've never seen before. Strange. But I know this ringtone, I know it well. It's the Steel Samurai theme. My ringtone isn't that, I can barely change my ringto...
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	I've pretty much figured out my best route. Stay here for a while, move to wherever the action is least happening, and keep an eye out for passerbys. All I need to do is keep it together. It shouldn't be much longer...should it? Suddenly, I hear a child's voice... "Have you seen my bear Tibbers?" she asks. I nearly ju...	My phone rings and I stagger out of bed towards it. But it's not where I remember putting it, and instead of my apartment, I find myself on a bed in an apartment I've never seen before. Strange. But I know this ringtone, I know it well. It's the Steel Samurai theme. My ringtone isn't that, I can barely change my ringto...
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	I've pretty much figured out my best route. Stay here for a while, move to wherever the action is least happening, and keep an eye out for passerbys. All I need to do is keep it together. It shouldn't be much longer...should it? Suddenly, I hear a child's voice... "Have you seen my bear Tibbers?" she asks. I nearly ju...	I closed my eyes. This couldn't be happening. The phenomenon first started several months ago - people, usually gamers, started disappearing. They were sometimes honored with npcs modeled after them; The problem was that no dev remembered coding them in. The NPCs were indistinguishable from their former selves, and m...
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	I've pretty much figured out my best route. Stay here for a while, move to wherever the action is least happening, and keep an eye out for passerbys. All I need to do is keep it together. It shouldn't be much longer...should it? Suddenly, I hear a child's voice... "Have you seen my bear Tibbers?" she asks. I nearly ju...	"Y'all going from the west coast to the east coast!" Said a voice that sounded oddly familiar. While the voice spoke 'switching sides' appeared in large text in front of me. Damn, I thought, I had a really good spot, too. Now I have to find a new one. When I spawned in I looked to my left to see the other 5 guys ho...
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	My companion's eyes widened. He stood up and took a single step forward. I thrust out an arm in his path. "No!" I said firmly. He pushed past my arm. Drool started to drop from his mouth. He licked his chops with anticipation. I stood directly in front of him, and flung both arms forward. "No!" I desperately re...	“This is the story of a man named Stanley.” Wha? Who’s talking? Who’s Stanley? It’s 6AM. “Stanley tried to roll over and go back to sleep but found that he could not due to the arms on his chair.” There’s that voice again… what chair I’m— “Stanley woke up with a start from his short nap to find that it was a...
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	I've pretty much figured out my best route. Stay here for a while, move to wherever the action is least happening, and keep an eye out for passerbys. All I need to do is keep it together. It shouldn't be much longer...should it? Suddenly, I hear a child's voice... "Have you seen my bear Tibbers?" she asks. I nearly ju...	“This is the story of a man named Stanley.” Wha? Who’s talking? Who’s Stanley? It’s 6AM. “Stanley tried to roll over and go back to sleep but found that he could not due to the arms on his chair.” There’s that voice again… what chair I’m— “Stanley woke up with a start from his short nap to find that it was a...
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	My companion's eyes widened. He stood up and took a single step forward. I thrust out an arm in his path. "No!" I said firmly. He pushed past my arm. Drool started to drop from his mouth. He licked his chops with anticipation. I stood directly in front of him, and flung both arms forward. "No!" I desperately re...	I could have been playing anything, I thought wiping the sweat off again. It's non stop and relentless work, work, work. The only break comes when I go outside, and then it is a mad scramble for food. I was out after dark yesterday and i started to hear the moans. I guess there could have been worse games to be...
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	I slowly lean up from my lain position, a stiff feeling echoing through my back and shoulders. It's dark. Cold. .. Really damn cold. My hands skim across my body, coming to the conclusion that I am in fact naked save for my underwear. I push myself up off of the cold stone floor, noticing a gentle singing sound in the ...	I could have been playing anything, I thought wiping the sweat off again. It's non stop and relentless work, work, work. The only break comes when I go outside, and then it is a mad scramble for food. I was out after dark yesterday and i started to hear the moans. I guess there could have been worse games to be...
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	On the 20th night of January, I fell asleep in my bed in my small, 2 bedroom house on a dull street in an average city in rainy England. On the 21st day, the first thing that hit me as I woke up was the strong scent of salt water. I'm sat on the beach, still in my underwear, looking out at the ocean, wondering just whe...	I could have been playing anything, I thought wiping the sweat off again. It's non stop and relentless work, work, work. The only break comes when I go outside, and then it is a mad scramble for food. I was out after dark yesterday and i started to hear the moans. I guess there could have been worse games to be...
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	I've pretty much figured out my best route. Stay here for a while, move to wherever the action is least happening, and keep an eye out for passerbys. All I need to do is keep it together. It shouldn't be much longer...should it? Suddenly, I hear a child's voice... "Have you seen my bear Tibbers?" she asks. I nearly ju...	I could have been playing anything, I thought wiping the sweat off again. It's non stop and relentless work, work, work. The only break comes when I go outside, and then it is a mad scramble for food. I was out after dark yesterday and i started to hear the moans. I guess there could have been worse games to be...
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	I've pretty much figured out my best route. Stay here for a while, move to wherever the action is least happening, and keep an eye out for passerbys. All I need to do is keep it together. It shouldn't be much longer...should it? Suddenly, I hear a child's voice... "Have you seen my bear Tibbers?" she asks. I nearly ju...	My companion's eyes widened. He stood up and took a single step forward. I thrust out an arm in his path. "No!" I said firmly. He pushed past my arm. Drool started to drop from his mouth. He licked his chops with anticipation. I stood directly in front of him, and flung both arms forward. "No!" I desperately re...
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	I've pretty much figured out my best route. Stay here for a while, move to wherever the action is least happening, and keep an eye out for passerbys. All I need to do is keep it together. It shouldn't be much longer...should it? Suddenly, I hear a child's voice... "Have you seen my bear Tibbers?" she asks. I nearly ju...	I slowly lean up from my lain position, a stiff feeling echoing through my back and shoulders. It's dark. Cold. .. Really damn cold. My hands skim across my body, coming to the conclusion that I am in fact naked save for my underwear. I push myself up off of the cold stone floor, noticing a gentle singing sound in the ...
	[WP] You wake up and find you have suddenly been teleported to the last video game you played, and must survive for the next 72 hours.	I've pretty much figured out my best route. Stay here for a while, move to wherever the action is least happening, and keep an eye out for passerbys. All I need to do is keep it together. It shouldn't be much longer...should it? Suddenly, I hear a child's voice... "Have you seen my bear Tibbers?" she asks. I nearly ju...	On the 20th night of January, I fell asleep in my bed in my small, 2 bedroom house on a dull street in an average city in rainy England. On the 21st day, the first thing that hit me as I woke up was the strong scent of salt water. I'm sat on the beach, still in my underwear, looking out at the ocean, wondering just whe...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	She holds her head high as she boldly walks in the fading light of day. In her eyes a deep wisdom can be found past down from generation to generation. Regalness plays in here smile. Her embrace is warm and inviting to all. Yet in all this it is royalty who pursues her.	He's a lean guy with somewhat long hair. He always goes around wearing funeral drab suit and slacks, though the style reflects nothing about his personality. He is the most antagonistically positive person alive. Any kind of negativity is taken as a personal challenge, almost like he's proving how pointless pessimism i...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	I love her. She was overly passionate about everything. The way she glided from room to room, swaying back and forth so elegantly, her dress accentuating her beautiful dance. The way she smiled, overflowing with warmth and happiness. The way she coyly, almost seductively, scans the room with a fox-like gaze for someon...	He's a lean guy with somewhat long hair. He always goes around wearing funeral drab suit and slacks, though the style reflects nothing about his personality. He is the most antagonistically positive person alive. Any kind of negativity is taken as a personal challenge, almost like he's proving how pointless pessimism i...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	She walked in with confidence and her head held serene like some marvelous goddess. Confident, her shoulders pulled back and her chin level to the ground she looked me in the eye and I felt like she thought I was her equal. She seemed to emit an air of royalty and you knew she was better than you, with the way she look...	He's a lean guy with somewhat long hair. He always goes around wearing funeral drab suit and slacks, though the style reflects nothing about his personality. He is the most antagonistically positive person alive. Any kind of negativity is taken as a personal challenge, almost like he's proving how pointless pessimism i...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	It's gotta be blue. Like real blue, not some plastic painted neon blue, but real. Almost the essence of; when the sky fades from bright at the horizon to deep, and dark, and vast at its apex. That blue. The kind that resides just under the sunlit shimmering surface of a lake. I feel weightless in its depths; just float...	He's a lean guy with somewhat long hair. He always goes around wearing funeral drab suit and slacks, though the style reflects nothing about his personality. He is the most antagonistically positive person alive. Any kind of negativity is taken as a personal challenge, almost like he's proving how pointless pessimism i...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	Police keep arresting him.	He's a lean guy with somewhat long hair. He always goes around wearing funeral drab suit and slacks, though the style reflects nothing about his personality. He is the most antagonistically positive person alive. Any kind of negativity is taken as a personal challenge, almost like he's proving how pointless pessimism i...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	People are unaware of their attraction to her. Her allure affects men and women the same. She is lively and fun and slightly mysterious. Yet, she also has a darker side of gore and death. No matter, no one is scared, they have been drawn in by her overwhelming beauty. She represents love and horror at the sa...	He's a lean guy with somewhat long hair. He always goes around wearing funeral drab suit and slacks, though the style reflects nothing about his personality. He is the most antagonistically positive person alive. Any kind of negativity is taken as a personal challenge, almost like he's proving how pointless pessimism i...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	Collab w/ my 9yo daughter: One quiet spring morning, he went out to the field a couple of streets away from his house, to pick flowers for his mother. He wanted to give them to her on St. Patrick's day, along with the key lime pie that he'd made the day before. Suddenly a tiger (someone else's color friend no doubt) ...	He's a lean guy with somewhat long hair. He always goes around wearing funeral drab suit and slacks, though the style reflects nothing about his personality. He is the most antagonistically positive person alive. Any kind of negativity is taken as a personal challenge, almost like he's proving how pointless pessimism i...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	He strolls along in the beautiful nightlife of the social event, he is the talk of the town. Many think that he is a sign of bad things to come but others find him sexy and intriguing. He comes dressed as sharply as a man can look, his eyes are both warm as the sun and as dark as a Russian winter. He takes a seat at...	He's a lean guy with somewhat long hair. He always goes around wearing funeral drab suit and slacks, though the style reflects nothing about his personality. He is the most antagonistically positive person alive. Any kind of negativity is taken as a personal challenge, almost like he's proving how pointless pessimism i...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	She was always a cute girl with the way her loosely pinned back blonde curls glistened in the summer sun. You could always find her longboarding through ocean mist and the shade of the palm trees. She comes off cool and collected, but has a strut that makes you realize she's hiding years of daddy-issues behind that smi...	He's a lean guy with somewhat long hair. He always goes around wearing funeral drab suit and slacks, though the style reflects nothing about his personality. He is the most antagonistically positive person alive. Any kind of negativity is taken as a personal challenge, almost like he's proving how pointless pessimism i...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	I love her. She was overly passionate about everything. The way she glided from room to room, swaying back and forth so elegantly, her dress accentuating her beautiful dance. The way she smiled, overflowing with warmth and happiness. The way she coyly, almost seductively, scans the room with a fox-like gaze for someon...	She was never meant for the background. Sure, she may not be as bright or flashy as some others, but she's a front runner through and through. A subtle thing, a beauty understated. You could pass her on the street a dozen times and never notice, but if you took the time to see her, to notice her, perhaps your percep...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	She walked in with confidence and her head held serene like some marvelous goddess. Confident, her shoulders pulled back and her chin level to the ground she looked me in the eye and I felt like she thought I was her equal. She seemed to emit an air of royalty and you knew she was better than you, with the way she look...	She was never meant for the background. Sure, she may not be as bright or flashy as some others, but she's a front runner through and through. A subtle thing, a beauty understated. You could pass her on the street a dozen times and never notice, but if you took the time to see her, to notice her, perhaps your percep...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	It's gotta be blue. Like real blue, not some plastic painted neon blue, but real. Almost the essence of; when the sky fades from bright at the horizon to deep, and dark, and vast at its apex. That blue. The kind that resides just under the sunlit shimmering surface of a lake. I feel weightless in its depths; just float...	She was never meant for the background. Sure, she may not be as bright or flashy as some others, but she's a front runner through and through. A subtle thing, a beauty understated. You could pass her on the street a dozen times and never notice, but if you took the time to see her, to notice her, perhaps your percep...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	Police keep arresting him.	She was never meant for the background. Sure, she may not be as bright or flashy as some others, but she's a front runner through and through. A subtle thing, a beauty understated. You could pass her on the street a dozen times and never notice, but if you took the time to see her, to notice her, perhaps your percep...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	People are unaware of their attraction to her. Her allure affects men and women the same. She is lively and fun and slightly mysterious. Yet, she also has a darker side of gore and death. No matter, no one is scared, they have been drawn in by her overwhelming beauty. She represents love and horror at the sa...	She was never meant for the background. Sure, she may not be as bright or flashy as some others, but she's a front runner through and through. A subtle thing, a beauty understated. You could pass her on the street a dozen times and never notice, but if you took the time to see her, to notice her, perhaps your percep...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	Collab w/ my 9yo daughter: One quiet spring morning, he went out to the field a couple of streets away from his house, to pick flowers for his mother. He wanted to give them to her on St. Patrick's day, along with the key lime pie that he'd made the day before. Suddenly a tiger (someone else's color friend no doubt) ...	She was never meant for the background. Sure, she may not be as bright or flashy as some others, but she's a front runner through and through. A subtle thing, a beauty understated. You could pass her on the street a dozen times and never notice, but if you took the time to see her, to notice her, perhaps your percep...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	He strolls along in the beautiful nightlife of the social event, he is the talk of the town. Many think that he is a sign of bad things to come but others find him sexy and intriguing. He comes dressed as sharply as a man can look, his eyes are both warm as the sun and as dark as a Russian winter. He takes a seat at...	She was never meant for the background. Sure, she may not be as bright or flashy as some others, but she's a front runner through and through. A subtle thing, a beauty understated. You could pass her on the street a dozen times and never notice, but if you took the time to see her, to notice her, perhaps your percep...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	She was always a cute girl with the way her loosely pinned back blonde curls glistened in the summer sun. You could always find her longboarding through ocean mist and the shade of the palm trees. She comes off cool and collected, but has a strut that makes you realize she's hiding years of daddy-issues behind that smi...	She was never meant for the background. Sure, she may not be as bright or flashy as some others, but she's a front runner through and through. A subtle thing, a beauty understated. You could pass her on the street a dozen times and never notice, but if you took the time to see her, to notice her, perhaps your percep...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	I love her. She was overly passionate about everything. The way she glided from room to room, swaying back and forth so elegantly, her dress accentuating her beautiful dance. The way she smiled, overflowing with warmth and happiness. The way she coyly, almost seductively, scans the room with a fox-like gaze for someon...	She’s a woman of two faces. To some, she’s annoying and that’s probably an understatement. She’s obnoxious and a bit too boisterous, with a habit of letting her voice boom in such a fashion that the ears of the people around her ring with echoes. She’s the type of person to draw all of the audience to her and steal t...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	She walked in with confidence and her head held serene like some marvelous goddess. Confident, her shoulders pulled back and her chin level to the ground she looked me in the eye and I felt like she thought I was her equal. She seemed to emit an air of royalty and you knew she was better than you, with the way she look...	She’s a woman of two faces. To some, she’s annoying and that’s probably an understatement. She’s obnoxious and a bit too boisterous, with a habit of letting her voice boom in such a fashion that the ears of the people around her ring with echoes. She’s the type of person to draw all of the audience to her and steal t...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	It's gotta be blue. Like real blue, not some plastic painted neon blue, but real. Almost the essence of; when the sky fades from bright at the horizon to deep, and dark, and vast at its apex. That blue. The kind that resides just under the sunlit shimmering surface of a lake. I feel weightless in its depths; just float...	She’s a woman of two faces. To some, she’s annoying and that’s probably an understatement. She’s obnoxious and a bit too boisterous, with a habit of letting her voice boom in such a fashion that the ears of the people around her ring with echoes. She’s the type of person to draw all of the audience to her and steal t...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	Police keep arresting him.	She’s a woman of two faces. To some, she’s annoying and that’s probably an understatement. She’s obnoxious and a bit too boisterous, with a habit of letting her voice boom in such a fashion that the ears of the people around her ring with echoes. She’s the type of person to draw all of the audience to her and steal t...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	People are unaware of their attraction to her. Her allure affects men and women the same. She is lively and fun and slightly mysterious. Yet, she also has a darker side of gore and death. No matter, no one is scared, they have been drawn in by her overwhelming beauty. She represents love and horror at the sa...	She’s a woman of two faces. To some, she’s annoying and that’s probably an understatement. She’s obnoxious and a bit too boisterous, with a habit of letting her voice boom in such a fashion that the ears of the people around her ring with echoes. She’s the type of person to draw all of the audience to her and steal t...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	Collab w/ my 9yo daughter: One quiet spring morning, he went out to the field a couple of streets away from his house, to pick flowers for his mother. He wanted to give them to her on St. Patrick's day, along with the key lime pie that he'd made the day before. Suddenly a tiger (someone else's color friend no doubt) ...	She’s a woman of two faces. To some, she’s annoying and that’s probably an understatement. She’s obnoxious and a bit too boisterous, with a habit of letting her voice boom in such a fashion that the ears of the people around her ring with echoes. She’s the type of person to draw all of the audience to her and steal t...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	He strolls along in the beautiful nightlife of the social event, he is the talk of the town. Many think that he is a sign of bad things to come but others find him sexy and intriguing. He comes dressed as sharply as a man can look, his eyes are both warm as the sun and as dark as a Russian winter. He takes a seat at...	She’s a woman of two faces. To some, she’s annoying and that’s probably an understatement. She’s obnoxious and a bit too boisterous, with a habit of letting her voice boom in such a fashion that the ears of the people around her ring with echoes. She’s the type of person to draw all of the audience to her and steal t...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	She was always a cute girl with the way her loosely pinned back blonde curls glistened in the summer sun. You could always find her longboarding through ocean mist and the shade of the palm trees. She comes off cool and collected, but has a strut that makes you realize she's hiding years of daddy-issues behind that smi...	She’s a woman of two faces. To some, she’s annoying and that’s probably an understatement. She’s obnoxious and a bit too boisterous, with a habit of letting her voice boom in such a fashion that the ears of the people around her ring with echoes. She’s the type of person to draw all of the audience to her and steal t...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	I love her. She was overly passionate about everything. The way she glided from room to room, swaying back and forth so elegantly, her dress accentuating her beautiful dance. The way she smiled, overflowing with warmth and happiness. The way she coyly, almost seductively, scans the room with a fox-like gaze for someon...	When he wakes up in the morning, he doesn't just open his eyes--they pop open with an audible snap as he leaps out of bed with a manic grin on his face and tap dances into the kitchen. What's for breakfast? Pancakes with big soft pats of butter and scrambled eggs slathered in mustard. He can't get enough of it. Forty...
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc.	[WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person.	She walked in with confidence and her head held serene like some marvelous goddess. Confident, her shoulders pulled back and her chin level to the ground she looked me in the eye and I felt like she thought I was her equal. She seemed to emit an air of royalty and you knew she was better than you, with the way she look...	When he wakes up in the morning, he doesn't just open his eyes--they pop open with an audible snap as he leaps out of bed with a manic grin on his face and tap dances into the kitchen. What's for breakfast? Pancakes with big soft pats of butter and scrambled eggs slathered in mustard. He can't get enough of it. Forty...

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