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[WP] You call to order pizza, but unknowingly call a hit man | The phone rang exactly three times, before the receiver clicked, and a voice (from someone who clearly gargled gravel) came over the line.
“How did you get this number.”
It was weird they would choose such a confrontational guy to answer the phone, but, well, whatever. Maybe he was a special hire?
“Vito’s, right? My... | Sam took another hit from his three-foot tall bong, aptly named Kong, and noticed himself falling a little bit deeper into the couch. After blowing out the smoke, he heaved a satisfying sigh. It was a long day at work and he needed to shake off the stress.
Cannabis seemed to do the trick!
Suddenly hearing a faint gr... | |
[WP] You call to order pizza, but unknowingly call a hit man | "Hi there, welcome to Domino's Pizza. How can I be of assistance?"
"Hi, I'm looking at the specials online, do you still have the two-for-one medium with the garlic bread and two sodas?"
"Yes sir, we do, they last until next weekend. Are you looking into the two-for-one deal?"
"Yes, I think I'll go with that one... | Sam took another hit from his three-foot tall bong, aptly named Kong, and noticed himself falling a little bit deeper into the couch. After blowing out the smoke, he heaved a satisfying sigh. It was a long day at work and he needed to shake off the stress.
Cannabis seemed to do the trick!
Suddenly hearing a faint gr... | |
[WP] You call to order pizza, but unknowingly call a hit man | "Hello, Pizza Place - how may I take your order?"
I was sitting alone in my armchair surrounded by empty noodle cartons yet somehow I was still hungry. "Yeah, I'd uh like a pepperoni pizza with anchovies."
"What size, sir?" The voice on the other end seemed a little bit apprehensive, which I thought was a bit weird, ... | "Hey, Pizza Hut, I'd like a large pizza with extra olives, extra sausage, extra anchovies, and hold the pepperoni. Oh yeah, and I'd like the crust to be stuffed. I'll have you send it over to my friends house, the address is 6599 Meadow Lane Rd. Thanks man." You hear strange muffled sounds from the other end of the lin... | |
[WP] You call to order pizza, but unknowingly call a hit man | “Who is this?”
I took a drag of my cigarette and blew out the smoke. “Yeah. Hi. I want to order a large pepperoni and a large veggie. Do you guys still do hot wings?”
“I think you have the wrong number.”
“Really? Is this 55-PIZZA?”
The woman on the other line groaned. “Yes. It is, but I don’t deliver pizza.”
I stu... | "Hey, Pizza Hut, I'd like a large pizza with extra olives, extra sausage, extra anchovies, and hold the pepperoni. Oh yeah, and I'd like the crust to be stuffed. I'll have you send it over to my friends house, the address is 6599 Meadow Lane Rd. Thanks man." You hear strange muffled sounds from the other end of the lin... | |
[WP] You call to order pizza, but unknowingly call a hit man | "Hello?"
"Hi, this is Joe. How may I help you?"
"Hey... um... one sec. I think I'll have the number 3. As long as it's still half off with a side order."
"Yeah, it is. Is that the deal we agreed upon last time? Should be cool as long as the side is equivalent price. If you know what I mean."
"Uh.. agreed upon? Last... | "Hey, Pizza Hut, I'd like a large pizza with extra olives, extra sausage, extra anchovies, and hold the pepperoni. Oh yeah, and I'd like the crust to be stuffed. I'll have you send it over to my friends house, the address is 6599 Meadow Lane Rd. Thanks man." You hear strange muffled sounds from the other end of the lin... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | Excerpt from a textbook:
Casterly Rock was founded along the coast, on the banks of the Castamere river. It was surrounded on three sides by fertile plains for almost forty leagues, and ten leagues into the sea. For centuries, she didn't bother looking outward. All the beauty of the world could be found here, where py... | The Cold War lasted from 1900-2050. It was a period of great tension between 2 very strong sides. Polynesia and England were the 2 strongest nations, and bitter enemies. On one side, there was Polynesia, with its allies of America, Rome, Germany and Russia. On the other hand, there was England, with its allies of Arabi... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | And on that fateful morning, the world stood still, as to watch what the American leader would do next.
Hundreds and hundreds of peaceful years had gone by before this moment. In the beginning, there was Washington, DC, settled at the edge of an ocean as wide and open as the arms of the locals that welcomed them. ... | The Cold War lasted from 1900-2050. It was a period of great tension between 2 very strong sides. Polynesia and England were the 2 strongest nations, and bitter enemies. On one side, there was Polynesia, with its allies of America, Rome, Germany and Russia. On the other hand, there was England, with its allies of Arabi... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | Excerpt from a textbook:
Casterly Rock was founded along the coast, on the banks of the Castamere river. It was surrounded on three sides by fertile plains for almost forty leagues, and ten leagues into the sea. For centuries, she didn't bother looking outward. All the beauty of the world could be found here, where py... | **The settling of City 4**
>When the fourth city was settled, it was settled so to stop the expansion of Mongolia and Persia. While the land bore some resources, it had one major flaw. This flaw was that it was surrounded on all sides for miles by nothing but desert land.
>Thus it was decided by the Wonderland... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | And on that fateful morning, the world stood still, as to watch what the American leader would do next.
Hundreds and hundreds of peaceful years had gone by before this moment. In the beginning, there was Washington, DC, settled at the edge of an ocean as wide and open as the arms of the locals that welcomed them. ... | **The settling of City 4**
>When the fourth city was settled, it was settled so to stop the expansion of Mongolia and Persia. While the land bore some resources, it had one major flaw. This flaw was that it was surrounded on all sides for miles by nothing but desert land.
>Thus it was decided by the Wonderland... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | Excerpt from a textbook:
Casterly Rock was founded along the coast, on the banks of the Castamere river. It was surrounded on three sides by fertile plains for almost forty leagues, and ten leagues into the sea. For centuries, she didn't bother looking outward. All the beauty of the world could be found here, where py... | From the birth of humanity the great Russian President and the emperor of China were great friends. And although this synchronizing of goals served both empires well there were other contenders that wanted to reign supreme over the world. Japan and the iroquois forced our hand for the only thing they wanted was war. Bu... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | And on that fateful morning, the world stood still, as to watch what the American leader would do next.
Hundreds and hundreds of peaceful years had gone by before this moment. In the beginning, there was Washington, DC, settled at the edge of an ocean as wide and open as the arms of the locals that welcomed them. ... | From the birth of humanity the great Russian President and the emperor of China were great friends. And although this synchronizing of goals served both empires well there were other contenders that wanted to reign supreme over the world. Japan and the iroquois forced our hand for the only thing they wanted was war. Bu... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | And on that fateful morning, the world stood still, as to watch what the American leader would do next.
Hundreds and hundreds of peaceful years had gone by before this moment. In the beginning, there was Washington, DC, settled at the edge of an ocean as wide and open as the arms of the locals that welcomed them. ... | after defeating the neighboring Russians Cossack army, our veteran promoted pikeman unit was told to 'defend' at the mountain pass that once divided our two nations.
pikemen were forgotten about for a very long time while our civilization focused on mercantile endeavors and lost three ships in a row at sea and the om... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | And on that fateful morning, the world stood still, as to watch what the American leader would do next.
Hundreds and hundreds of peaceful years had gone by before this moment. In the beginning, there was Washington, DC, settled at the edge of an ocean as wide and open as the arms of the locals that welcomed them. ... | And thus, we can conclude the rise and fall of the Roman Empire. Through slaying of barbarians and introducing stolen greek culture, it would seem that it could hold on its own. But it would rise above aswell, over the ceiling, where no men have ever had a position. It rose to the heavens, building large and epic monum... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | And on that fateful morning, the world stood still, as to watch what the American leader would do next.
Hundreds and hundreds of peaceful years had gone by before this moment. In the beginning, there was Washington, DC, settled at the edge of an ocean as wide and open as the arms of the locals that welcomed them. ... | **The mythical city of Amsterdam.**
"Ah... the Netherlands, crown of the world! Birthplace of all the world's great religions and corporations. Today's lecture will be about the gemstone in the crown, the mythical city of Amsterdam!"
A little boy with a kippa in the back of the classroom rose his hand. "Sir, sir! Why... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | And on that fateful morning, the world stood still, as to watch what the American leader would do next.
Hundreds and hundreds of peaceful years had gone by before this moment. In the beginning, there was Washington, DC, settled at the edge of an ocean as wide and open as the arms of the locals that welcomed them. ... | 1049Ad. Denmark & England wage war against their peaceful neighbour Venice.
1058Ad. Denmark is gone. England has lost its capital and been reduced to just Hastings.
Long love the venetian empire | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | Since the early times, in the earliest years, even back to 1200BC, the great nation of America had pledged to keep their Capital only to one, alone in the continent of north America they were left unmolested for some thousands of years. Meanwhile in the mainland of Africa, Asia and Europe, two great nations grew. One g... | Historians continue to debate what started the Great War. Babylon had long been a peaceful and forgiving nation, tolerating the settlement of Boston near its borders in as early as 2000 B.C. It would be until the Middle Ages that they would be tempted into conquest.
Around the year 1200 A.D., Harald Bluetooth the Gr... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | And on that fateful morning, the world stood still, as to watch what the American leader would do next.
Hundreds and hundreds of peaceful years had gone by before this moment. In the beginning, there was Washington, DC, settled at the edge of an ocean as wide and open as the arms of the locals that welcomed them. ... | Historians continue to debate what started the Great War. Babylon had long been a peaceful and forgiving nation, tolerating the settlement of Boston near its borders in as early as 2000 B.C. It would be until the Middle Ages that they would be tempted into conquest.
Around the year 1200 A.D., Harald Bluetooth the Gr... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | Like most Empires, the German Empire started small. In the year 4000 BC the city of Berlin was founded in a small valley, nestled beneath the great Bernese mountains to the north. Berlin quickly grew and expanded, and the great Otto von Bismarck deemed it necessary to grow and expand his ever growing civilization. Soon... | Historians continue to debate what started the Great War. Babylon had long been a peaceful and forgiving nation, tolerating the settlement of Boston near its borders in as early as 2000 B.C. It would be until the Middle Ages that they would be tempted into conquest.
Around the year 1200 A.D., Harald Bluetooth the Gr... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | To those children, born there aboard the ship, the world began in the third Auxiliary Bay and ended at the tip of the sensor array, and their heaven, purgatory, and hell lay all bunched up in between.
Neither I nor did my predecessors ever saw fit to tell them any different. It is good, we all knew, to focus on the co... | Historians continue to debate what started the Great War. Babylon had long been a peaceful and forgiving nation, tolerating the settlement of Boston near its borders in as early as 2000 B.C. It would be until the Middle Ages that they would be tempted into conquest.
Around the year 1200 A.D., Harald Bluetooth the Gr... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | The Japanese Empire came from humble roots, sprouting from Scandinavia, and eventually expanded to encompass all of Europe. Soon after, they met another, less powerful empire called "Germany". Japan sensed great potential in them and formed an alliance.
Several centuries passed, and Japan met many others: Siam, Arabia... | Historians continue to debate what started the Great War. Babylon had long been a peaceful and forgiving nation, tolerating the settlement of Boston near its borders in as early as 2000 B.C. It would be until the Middle Ages that they would be tempted into conquest.
Around the year 1200 A.D., Harald Bluetooth the Gr... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | Year 1550 A.D.
To my most esteemed enemy Attila the Hun,
You have finally done it, it is finished. My greatest fortress conquered,
my people enslaved, all the wealth of Japan now lies with you. You were like a force of nature relentless, striking without warning. How you greeted us as friends, allies, with a blade beh... | Historians continue to debate what started the Great War. Babylon had long been a peaceful and forgiving nation, tolerating the settlement of Boston near its borders in as early as 2000 B.C. It would be until the Middle Ages that they would be tempted into conquest.
Around the year 1200 A.D., Harald Bluetooth the Gr... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | Since the early times, in the earliest years, even back to 1200BC, the great nation of America had pledged to keep their Capital only to one, alone in the continent of north America they were left unmolested for some thousands of years. Meanwhile in the mainland of Africa, Asia and Europe, two great nations grew. One g... | In fourteen hundred ninety-two
Harun al-Rashjid sailed the ocean blue.
He had 3 ships and left from Mecca;
He sailed through sunshine, wind and rain.
He sailed by night; he sailed by day;
He used the stars to find his way.
A compass also helped him know
How to find the way to go.
Seven units were embarked;
Those wh... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | And on that fateful morning, the world stood still, as to watch what the American leader would do next.
Hundreds and hundreds of peaceful years had gone by before this moment. In the beginning, there was Washington, DC, settled at the edge of an ocean as wide and open as the arms of the locals that welcomed them. ... | In fourteen hundred ninety-two
Harun al-Rashjid sailed the ocean blue.
He had 3 ships and left from Mecca;
He sailed through sunshine, wind and rain.
He sailed by night; he sailed by day;
He used the stars to find his way.
A compass also helped him know
How to find the way to go.
Seven units were embarked;
Those wh... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | The Japanese Empire came from humble roots, sprouting from Scandinavia, and eventually expanded to encompass all of Europe. Soon after, they met another, less powerful empire called "Germany". Japan sensed great potential in them and formed an alliance.
Several centuries passed, and Japan met many others: Siam, Arabia... | In fourteen hundred ninety-two
Harun al-Rashjid sailed the ocean blue.
He had 3 ships and left from Mecca;
He sailed through sunshine, wind and rain.
He sailed by night; he sailed by day;
He used the stars to find his way.
A compass also helped him know
How to find the way to go.
Seven units were embarked;
Those wh... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | And on that fateful morning, the world stood still, as to watch what the American leader would do next.
Hundreds and hundreds of peaceful years had gone by before this moment. In the beginning, there was Washington, DC, settled at the edge of an ocean as wide and open as the arms of the locals that welcomed them. ... | Settings: Carthage True Start Location, Prince, Huge Earth Map, Standard time
Pg. 1: The City on a Mountain
In the year 4000 BC, the **Nomads** of North Africa united as one, for the most part. They banded together just to survive the arid environment. But one day, the nomads came a cross a land of sprawling plains... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | The Japanese Empire came from humble roots, sprouting from Scandinavia, and eventually expanded to encompass all of Europe. Soon after, they met another, less powerful empire called "Germany". Japan sensed great potential in them and formed an alliance.
Several centuries passed, and Japan met many others: Siam, Arabia... | Settings: Carthage True Start Location, Prince, Huge Earth Map, Standard time
Pg. 1: The City on a Mountain
In the year 4000 BC, the **Nomads** of North Africa united as one, for the most part. They banded together just to survive the arid environment. But one day, the nomads came a cross a land of sprawling plains... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | And on that fateful morning, the world stood still, as to watch what the American leader would do next.
Hundreds and hundreds of peaceful years had gone by before this moment. In the beginning, there was Washington, DC, settled at the edge of an ocean as wide and open as the arms of the locals that welcomed them. ... | Excerpt from a textbook:
Casterly Rock was founded along the coast, on the banks of the Castamere river. It was surrounded on three sides by fertile plains for almost forty leagues, and ten leagues into the sea. For centuries, she didn't bother looking outward. All the beauty of the world could be found here, where py... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | The Japanese Empire came from humble roots, sprouting from Scandinavia, and eventually expanded to encompass all of Europe. Soon after, they met another, less powerful empire called "Germany". Japan sensed great potential in them and formed an alliance.
Several centuries passed, and Japan met many others: Siam, Arabia... | Since the early times, in the earliest years, even back to 1200BC, the great nation of America had pledged to keep their Capital only to one, alone in the continent of north America they were left unmolested for some thousands of years. Meanwhile in the mainland of Africa, Asia and Europe, two great nations grew. One g... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | Year 1550 A.D.
To my most esteemed enemy Attila the Hun,
You have finally done it, it is finished. My greatest fortress conquered,
my people enslaved, all the wealth of Japan now lies with you. You were like a force of nature relentless, striking without warning. How you greeted us as friends, allies, with a blade beh... | Like most Empires, the German Empire started small. In the year 4000 BC the city of Berlin was founded in a small valley, nestled beneath the great Bernese mountains to the north. Berlin quickly grew and expanded, and the great Otto von Bismarck deemed it necessary to grow and expand his ever growing civilization. Soon... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | ###Chapter 7: The Great War of 1931 - 1969
The year is 1931, Bismarck the Terrible of Germany, as the other nations leader called him, had just conquered Songhai and Persia, securing his position on the continent. Being the first to discover that the world was round, Bismarck had large groups of scouting parties. He o... | At the dawn of civilization, all cultures were separated onto individual islands. Most cultures quickly built two cities on their island and started to work toward finding a way off their island.
In 2500 BC, however, the Danes who had started quite weak, only building one tiny city, were the first to gain the knowledg... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | Year 1550 A.D.
To my most esteemed enemy Attila the Hun,
You have finally done it, it is finished. My greatest fortress conquered,
my people enslaved, all the wealth of Japan now lies with you. You were like a force of nature relentless, striking without warning. How you greeted us as friends, allies, with a blade beh... | At the dawn of civilization, all cultures were separated onto individual islands. Most cultures quickly built two cities on their island and started to work toward finding a way off their island.
In 2500 BC, however, the Danes who had started quite weak, only building one tiny city, were the first to gain the knowledg... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | Year 1550 A.D.
To my most esteemed enemy Attila the Hun,
You have finally done it, it is finished. My greatest fortress conquered,
my people enslaved, all the wealth of Japan now lies with you. You were like a force of nature relentless, striking without warning. How you greeted us as friends, allies, with a blade beh... | ###Chapter 7: The Great War of 1931 - 1969
The year is 1931, Bismarck the Terrible of Germany, as the other nations leader called him, had just conquered Songhai and Persia, securing his position on the continent. Being the first to discover that the world was round, Bismarck had large groups of scouting parties. He o... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | The once-proud Greek empire had invented democracy, and the written language, constructed the pyramids, and achieved the ability to sail on the ocean, despite being a land-locked empire.
In 1100 A.D. Alexander found his cities completely surrounded by troops armed with rifles, a technology which the world had never ... | This is the tale of the rise and fall of the mighty Moroccan Empire.
many years ago, along the fertile banks of a river flowing mightily through a great desert, the fledgling city of Marrakech was first founded.
the people of this city were brave and adventurous, sending scouting parties traversing the rolling dunes ... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | “And so,” Geldaramesh, history teacher and beer aficionado cleared his throat. “We come to an important chapter in the history of our world. The razing of Memphis. Turn to chapter seven, children.”
Geldaramesh waited as the children turned the pages in their textbooks, paper rustling. The header of the chapter was r... | Chapter 1: The Founding of The Land Between the Rivers and the formation of the Arabian Empire
Arabia began long ago with the founding of Mecca in the Land Between the Rivers. Brave explorers ventured out into the harsh world. In between the rivers there was only desert. On one side, the great Meccan Mountains, and on... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | The earliest known city was founded on the coast, though it appears that the original settlers actually travelled there from one or two hexes away.
Perhaps they were drawn by the sugar which grows there, or the river. Most likely, both.
They named their city "Carthage". From this early time, we know very little. The... | Chapter 1: The Founding of The Land Between the Rivers and the formation of the Arabian Empire
Arabia began long ago with the founding of Mecca in the Land Between the Rivers. Brave explorers ventured out into the harsh world. In between the rivers there was only desert. On one side, the great Meccan Mountains, and on... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | Page 912, A letter from Catherine the Great to Julius Caesar, circa 1892.
We were friends once, Julius, weren't we? It was so long ago when my scouts first left Moscow, their faces shrouded against the humid jungle air. They came upon your warriors whose simple spiked clubs had unveiled gold, horses, the secrets of ... | Chapter 1: The Founding of The Land Between the Rivers and the formation of the Arabian Empire
Arabia began long ago with the founding of Mecca in the Land Between the Rivers. Brave explorers ventured out into the harsh world. In between the rivers there was only desert. On one side, the great Meccan Mountains, and on... | |
[WP] Give me the history textbook from your latest game of Civilization V. | The earliest known city was founded on the coast, though it appears that the original settlers actually travelled there from one or two hexes away.
Perhaps they were drawn by the sugar which grows there, or the river. Most likely, both.
They named their city "Carthage". From this early time, we know very little. The... | “And so,” Geldaramesh, history teacher and beer aficionado cleared his throat. “We come to an important chapter in the history of our world. The razing of Memphis. Turn to chapter seven, children.”
Geldaramesh waited as the children turned the pages in their textbooks, paper rustling. The header of the chapter was r... | |
[WP] A chest is recovered from a treasure hunting expedition. On the bumpy carriage ride out the two magic lamps inside rub together releasing two Genies each owing the other 3 wishes. | A lone survivor awoke amongst the remains of the carriage. Splinters of wood and gold littered the ground all around him and horses fled far into the distance across the barren red plains. A second man was sprawled out dead some distance away; a bloody plank of wood sprouting from his chest. For a moment all was silent... | *Clunk, Clunk*
A carriage filled to the brim with *stolen* loot traveled a dusty path. The horses where lead by a man but trailed at the back of a convoy of many many similarly filled carriages.
The back carriage didn't contain much special a few lamps and some ancient gold coins and drinking tools. The carriages f... | |
Yes I know its technically 'furry' but dumb animals couldn't feel horror/realize, and it seems like such an interesting prompt take on 'you are what you eat'. | [WP] You are what you eat: across the world, humans turn into humanoid versions of the animals they loved to eat the most. To everyone's horror, some stayed human. | I remember where I was, yeah. Some new money punk in his daddy’s BMW had been tailgating me for half a mile, he had his stupid fuckin’ highbeams on so he could see out from behind the pair of fucking Wayfarers he’s wearing at seven at night. So I brake checked the shithead, shithead swerves into the passing lane. He sp... | "Come in, Chester!" the click of a door opening, faint yellow light poured in. Thick aromas wrapped around my skin and tickled my nose. I kicked off my shoes into the pile outside the door and bounded in.
The thumping of my socks against the floorboards drowned out the host's introductions. "Hey, everyone!" I raised m... |
Yes I know its technically 'furry' but dumb animals couldn't feel horror/realize, and it seems like such an interesting prompt take on 'you are what you eat'. | [WP] You are what you eat: across the world, humans turn into humanoid versions of the animals they loved to eat the most. To everyone's horror, some stayed human. | Persecution was never an uncommon occurence in history. Mankind had persecuted each other for any number of reasons, their religion, their nationality, their sexuality, even the shape of their bodies. For the most part, persecution was usually aimed at a person for reasons beyond their control. How impossible it would ... | "Come in, Chester!" the click of a door opening, faint yellow light poured in. Thick aromas wrapped around my skin and tickled my nose. I kicked off my shoes into the pile outside the door and bounded in.
The thumping of my socks against the floorboards drowned out the host's introductions. "Hey, everyone!" I raised m... |
Yes I know its technically 'furry' but dumb animals couldn't feel horror/realize, and it seems like such an interesting prompt take on 'you are what you eat'. | [WP] You are what you eat: across the world, humans turn into humanoid versions of the animals they loved to eat the most. To everyone's horror, some stayed human. | Surprisingly, she looked calm as she entered the chamber and was strapped onto the gurney; her human visage abnormal amidst her executioners and the gathering crowd. Cow-eyed, chicken-beaked... myriad animal-human hybrids on both sides of the observation window, all there to see the final living moments of the monster.... | "Come in, Chester!" the click of a door opening, faint yellow light poured in. Thick aromas wrapped around my skin and tickled my nose. I kicked off my shoes into the pile outside the door and bounded in.
The thumping of my socks against the floorboards drowned out the host's introductions. "Hey, everyone!" I raised m... |
Yes I know its technically 'furry' but dumb animals couldn't feel horror/realize, and it seems like such an interesting prompt take on 'you are what you eat'. | [WP] You are what you eat: across the world, humans turn into humanoid versions of the animals they loved to eat the most. To everyone's horror, some stayed human. | Persecution was never an uncommon occurence in history. Mankind had persecuted each other for any number of reasons, their religion, their nationality, their sexuality, even the shape of their bodies. For the most part, persecution was usually aimed at a person for reasons beyond their control. How impossible it would ... | What started as a Vegan idea intended to go viral becomes reality. Some radical vegans ignore the fact that the idea was meant to be a marketing campaign, and create the inhuman machine known as the Consumer-tron. Surreal right? Well that would seem to be at face value, but in reality, it's the opposite. The world goes... |
Yes I know its technically 'furry' but dumb animals couldn't feel horror/realize, and it seems like such an interesting prompt take on 'you are what you eat'. | [WP] You are what you eat: across the world, humans turn into humanoid versions of the animals they loved to eat the most. To everyone's horror, some stayed human. | Surprisingly, she looked calm as she entered the chamber and was strapped onto the gurney; her human visage abnormal amidst her executioners and the gathering crowd. Cow-eyed, chicken-beaked... myriad animal-human hybrids on both sides of the observation window, all there to see the final living moments of the monster.... | What started as a Vegan idea intended to go viral becomes reality. Some radical vegans ignore the fact that the idea was meant to be a marketing campaign, and create the inhuman machine known as the Consumer-tron. Surreal right? Well that would seem to be at face value, but in reality, it's the opposite. The world goes... |
Yes I know its technically 'furry' but dumb animals couldn't feel horror/realize, and it seems like such an interesting prompt take on 'you are what you eat'. | [WP] You are what you eat: across the world, humans turn into humanoid versions of the animals they loved to eat the most. To everyone's horror, some stayed human. | Today marked the 14th anniversary of hybrid history month. As hybrids from all over the world gathered on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, there wasn't a soul that didn't have culpability for what happened that month of October. We didn't have to do it, but it was essential for peace.
Peace... an odd word to descri... | What started as a Vegan idea intended to go viral becomes reality. Some radical vegans ignore the fact that the idea was meant to be a marketing campaign, and create the inhuman machine known as the Consumer-tron. Surreal right? Well that would seem to be at face value, but in reality, it's the opposite. The world goes... |
Yes I know its technically 'furry' but dumb animals couldn't feel horror/realize, and it seems like such an interesting prompt take on 'you are what you eat'. | [WP] You are what you eat: across the world, humans turn into humanoid versions of the animals they loved to eat the most. To everyone's horror, some stayed human. | I hadn't seen Max since before *The Event*. I'm not sure what I was expecting. She arrived at my apartment and my incredulity was eminently apparent when I began stammering in surprise before I even managed to greet her. "Max, you -- I can't believe -- you of all people I wouldn't expect--"
"Yeah, *Bessie?*" Maxine as... | What started as a Vegan idea intended to go viral becomes reality. Some radical vegans ignore the fact that the idea was meant to be a marketing campaign, and create the inhuman machine known as the Consumer-tron. Surreal right? Well that would seem to be at face value, but in reality, it's the opposite. The world goes... |
[WP] Adolf Hitler rises from the dead to interrupt a Holocaust deniers meeting. | *Adolf Hitler suddenly appears in the middle of the room*
YES! IT WORKED! THE LIVES OF 11 MILLION HUMAN BEINGS WAS ENOUGH TO RECARNATE ME!
YOU! *Points at a random member of the meeting* WHAT YEAR IS IT!?!
(Random member of the meeting) - Anyone speak German?
*the entire room looks at each other*
No? Ok, please es... | "If you do not believe it is really me, then perhaps I should prove it, mhm? But how? Maybe I should describe it for you, yes? I will. It was clear--to me--that they were the scum of the earth and I--I was doing the world a favor! But did anyone see it!? Did anyone realize the greatness at hand!? No! Maybe when I die, ... | |
[WP] Adolf Hitler rises from the dead to interrupt a Holocaust deniers meeting. | *Adolf Hitler suddenly appears in the middle of the room*
YES! IT WORKED! THE LIVES OF 11 MILLION HUMAN BEINGS WAS ENOUGH TO RECARNATE ME!
YOU! *Points at a random member of the meeting* WHAT YEAR IS IT!?!
(Random member of the meeting) - Anyone speak German?
*the entire room looks at each other*
No? Ok, please es... | Sorry to tell you guys buy I am Hitler and I really committed all these atrocities.
Are you for real?
yes,100%!
Well, guys, that's it then .Disband the meeting we are done. We were wrong.
| |
[WP] Adolf Hitler rises from the dead to interrupt a Holocaust deniers meeting. | *Adolf Hitler suddenly appears in the middle of the room*
YES! IT WORKED! THE LIVES OF 11 MILLION HUMAN BEINGS WAS ENOUGH TO RECARNATE ME!
YOU! *Points at a random member of the meeting* WHAT YEAR IS IT!?!
(Random member of the meeting) - Anyone speak German?
*the entire room looks at each other*
No? Ok, please es... | Zombie Hitler enters the room, and the shocked occupants explain the situation to him.
A sad and angry Zombie Hitler shambles back into his grave, never to be seen again, wishing he really had exterminated so many Jews. | |
[WP] You're a mute. You've communicated through paintings your whole life. You're on your death bed, and your pencil breaks. | They said the surgery failed. Failed. The word echoed through my mind, and it's still echoing, like the screams of joyous children dancing in a cave. Like the faintest memory of a high school teacher mocking you for flunking an exam. Failed.
They said I had a few more hours left. Maybe two, maybe three. They told me,... | *Scratch scratch scratch*. He kept on scratching on that piece of paper. A Masterpiece was blossoming. A depiction of all the life time achievements. A chronological order of all memorable events, from the first time he tied his shoe lace all by himself, up until he held his grandson in his arms. All the thanks given t... | |
[WP] You're a mute. You've communicated through paintings your whole life. You're on your death bed, and your pencil breaks. | They said the surgery failed. Failed. The word echoed through my mind, and it's still echoing, like the screams of joyous children dancing in a cave. Like the faintest memory of a high school teacher mocking you for flunking an exam. Failed.
They said I had a few more hours left. Maybe two, maybe three. They told me,... | As I laid there, gripping my companion of the last 67 years, I finally realized time was up. I had been a struggle trying to convey my messages, but I had grown used to it, it became a habit like brushing my teeth. I gasped. The air I once took advantage of began to thin. My chest started getting heavier, the constrict... | |
[WP] There is a serial killer on the loose, but instead of killing people, he kills egos. Kanye West is his next target. | Kanye eyed the man in front of him up and down, trying to take in every ounce of his drab, uninspired outfit. He couldn’t understand why anyone would dress like that, why someone would opt to look like a suicidal businessman. Blue jeans, an ill-fitting white, button down shirt, and a dark navy zip-up jacket that crinkl... | Kanye was spotted at a Los Angeles cafe. He knew this from his twitter followers. With his camera prepared, and hundreds of thousands watching at home, he casually walked into the cafe. His assistant followed.
"Take this," he said, handing the camera to his assistant.
"Use the tripod, make sure its good."
Without a... | |
I did a short story on this exact idea and would love to hear some unique spins on it! | [WP] The year is 2064 and you're about to knock on the door of your next "assignment." The door opens and you're heart drops - it's a six year old girl. This is the first time the government has assigned you a child to kill for population control. | "Hello? Im here about the appointment. You should have received a final message a few..."
The door makes a sticky sound as it is opened. A girl with a stuffed elephant hanging from one hand stands in the way.
"Oh...Hello."
"Hi." She leans against the door, picking at the flaking paint.
"Can you get somebody to c... | I can assure you it was no accident and there was no regret. It took exactly 4.56 seconds.
Each control officer has their own method and style, which might be a surprise to most, of course it isn't a surprise to you. You would expect such a job to be heavily regulated, with mountains of papers and forms, various rules... |
I did a short story on this exact idea and would love to hear some unique spins on it! | [WP] The year is 2064 and you're about to knock on the door of your next "assignment." The door opens and you're heart drops - it's a six year old girl. This is the first time the government has assigned you a child to kill for population control. | He took a jelly-legged step backwards. “Y-You’re Alice?” He asked, with a quiver in his voice. It was only a little girl. Although secretive, the Population Control Bureau was never known to make an error.
“Nana told me not to talk to strangers.” She said, inching the door shut. He thrust his foot into the slit... | I can assure you it was no accident and there was no regret. It took exactly 4.56 seconds.
Each control officer has their own method and style, which might be a surprise to most, of course it isn't a surprise to you. You would expect such a job to be heavily regulated, with mountains of papers and forms, various rules... |
Or another set of four elements, if you prefer. Just make it different from the usual. | [WP] The four elements change as the world does. In the far future, Earth, Air, Fire and Water have become Metal, Smoke, Lightning, and Oil. | In the dark sky above Copper a storm was brewing.
"How's the smoke blowing today, Grid?"
Gridley was a sootchild, bottom rung of Ashpit originating. He came from a long line of sootchildren; a wiry, blackened people whose first breaths were pure burnt. Gridley was the first of his to climb up from that metal deathpit... | Adira knealt before her family's altar, praying that her ancestors would give her strength. She was coming of age, and would have to go on a journey to prove herself worthy of her family's power. She knew this, and had known this day was coming since she was a small child. Her grandmother had taught her, as she had ... |
[WP] Write a poem that captures your current mood. | I would like to sleep
It's getting very late now
I was dumb to nap | Eyes feel like lead, half drunk maybe half dead, watching a X-men movie, I can't tell witch one, they all seem to blend, the clocks ticking two but I'm far from zen. | |
[WP] Write a poem that captures your current mood. | As my head tilts up,
I tilt off.
The bright light disappears,
and so does my will.
I have lost,
and sleep has won.
Off to be I go,
my fight is done.
-
**Love writing poems and would love as much feedback as you wanna give, <3** | Eyes feel like lead, half drunk maybe half dead, watching a X-men movie, I can't tell witch one, they all seem to blend, the clocks ticking two but I'm far from zen. | |
[WP] Write a poem that captures your current mood. | I would like to sleep
It's getting very late now
I was dumb to nap | My pulse mingles with the drum pounding in my chest.
Oh! That banging, banging drum!
I feel my blood press against the dry earth
and I run, barefooted and belligerent,
Skin tingling like ice-fire.
| |
[WP] Write a poem that captures your current mood. | As my head tilts up,
I tilt off.
The bright light disappears,
and so does my will.
I have lost,
and sleep has won.
Off to be I go,
my fight is done.
-
**Love writing poems and would love as much feedback as you wanna give, <3** | My pulse mingles with the drum pounding in my chest.
Oh! That banging, banging drum!
I feel my blood press against the dry earth
and I run, barefooted and belligerent,
Skin tingling like ice-fire.
| |
[WP] Write a poem that captures your current mood. | I would like to sleep
It's getting very late now
I was dumb to nap | My heart beat too fast for sleep last night,
as the world conspired to keep me from my slumber.
I woke raging at the crow call,
and crying at shoddy science.
My heart beats too slow for work today,
as the world conspires to keep me at my task.
Yet I'll sleep at sunset smiling.
That is all
| |
[WP] Write a poem that captures your current mood. | As my head tilts up,
I tilt off.
The bright light disappears,
and so does my will.
I have lost,
and sleep has won.
Off to be I go,
my fight is done.
-
**Love writing poems and would love as much feedback as you wanna give, <3** | My heart beat too fast for sleep last night,
as the world conspired to keep me from my slumber.
I woke raging at the crow call,
and crying at shoddy science.
My heart beats too slow for work today,
as the world conspires to keep me at my task.
Yet I'll sleep at sunset smiling.
That is all
| |
[WP] Write a poem that captures your current mood. | I would like to sleep
It's getting very late now
I was dumb to nap | I'm tired as tired as tired can be,
And yet white light just glares at me.
I know the sun is rising fast,
Morning always kicks my ass.
Cause I have to be up! I have to be moving.
So why, oh why do I sit here losing?
My precious sleep! To rest my head!
...what's one more link 'fore I go to bed? | |
[WP] Write a poem that captures your current mood. | As my head tilts up,
I tilt off.
The bright light disappears,
and so does my will.
I have lost,
and sleep has won.
Off to be I go,
my fight is done.
-
**Love writing poems and would love as much feedback as you wanna give, <3** | I'm tired as tired as tired can be,
And yet white light just glares at me.
I know the sun is rising fast,
Morning always kicks my ass.
Cause I have to be up! I have to be moving.
So why, oh why do I sit here losing?
My precious sleep! To rest my head!
...what's one more link 'fore I go to bed? | |
[WP] Write a poem that captures your current mood. | As my head tilts up,
I tilt off.
The bright light disappears,
and so does my will.
I have lost,
and sleep has won.
Off to be I go,
my fight is done.
-
**Love writing poems and would love as much feedback as you wanna give, <3** | Sore throat, aching head
Heavy legs and cold bed
The night outside tells me to sleep
my cats demand to be fed | |
Started as a [Shower Thought](http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/) but quickly turned to a [Writing Prompt](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/). Can't wait to see where people take this.. | [WP] You wake up with the newfound ability to communicate with your internal organs. They have asked for a meeting. | I hear the first three notes of my Marimba alarm and my eyelids are stunted in the center of my eyes, unclear of which direction they should go. Instead of doing my usual hangover ritual of snoozing my alarm for a half hour, I roll onto my side and feel a new sinking feeling in my stomachs. This morning, the feeling fe... | The moonlight was sprawled over the room , sifting through the curtains. The faintly illuminated room somehow accentuated the apprehension that was swelling inside of me .
With beads of sweat trickling down my forehead , I laid down horizontally on my waterbed,face up. It wasn't easy to sleep when trepidation was go... |
Started as a [Shower Thought](http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/) but quickly turned to a [Writing Prompt](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/). Can't wait to see where people take this.. | [WP] You wake up with the newfound ability to communicate with your internal organs. They have asked for a meeting. | "Hey.. Paula? Listen, ah.. We need to talk." I was lying in my bed face down when I heard someone talking to me, so I got up and opened the door. No one was there.
"Fuck, Tom! Stop bugging me, you're such a pain in the ass!"
"What?! I didn't do anything!" Yeah, right. My lovely brother had the habit of waking me up, ... | The moonlight was sprawled over the room , sifting through the curtains. The faintly illuminated room somehow accentuated the apprehension that was swelling inside of me .
With beads of sweat trickling down my forehead , I laid down horizontally on my waterbed,face up. It wasn't easy to sleep when trepidation was go... |
Started as a [Shower Thought](http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/) but quickly turned to a [Writing Prompt](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/). Can't wait to see where people take this.. | [WP] You wake up with the newfound ability to communicate with your internal organs. They have asked for a meeting. | Harry was in his living room when it happened. His video was still frozen where he had paused it, as he set down the big bowl of buttered popcorn, large soda, and, though he told himself he was going a little too far, large bag of bite sized candies. Oh, they'd been a mistake. He's known that at the grocery store when ... | The moonlight was sprawled over the room , sifting through the curtains. The faintly illuminated room somehow accentuated the apprehension that was swelling inside of me .
With beads of sweat trickling down my forehead , I laid down horizontally on my waterbed,face up. It wasn't easy to sleep when trepidation was go... |
Started as a [Shower Thought](http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/) but quickly turned to a [Writing Prompt](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/). Can't wait to see where people take this.. | [WP] You wake up with the newfound ability to communicate with your internal organs. They have asked for a meeting. | My stomach lurched violently and I shot up from my bed from the pain. Bleary-eyed and with a hand on my tummy, I looked at the clock on my nightstand. 0400. Jesus. I tried to lie down again.
"Javene. Wake up."
I shot back up in fear. It sounded like my voice, but my throat was still heavy from disuse throughout the n... | The moonlight was sprawled over the room , sifting through the curtains. The faintly illuminated room somehow accentuated the apprehension that was swelling inside of me .
With beads of sweat trickling down my forehead , I laid down horizontally on my waterbed,face up. It wasn't easy to sleep when trepidation was go... |
Started as a [Shower Thought](http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/) but quickly turned to a [Writing Prompt](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/). Can't wait to see where people take this.. | [WP] You wake up with the newfound ability to communicate with your internal organs. They have asked for a meeting. | *Day. His apartment. Living room.*
**HIM:** "Oh God, I have to call my psychiatrist immediately."
*He proceeds to grab the home telephone in panic, trying to hold it in his shaking hands, pressing the buttons.*
**GUTS:** "Oh, no you won't."
*He gets cramps in his stomach, cries out in pain, dropping the phone and f... | The moonlight was sprawled over the room , sifting through the curtains. The faintly illuminated room somehow accentuated the apprehension that was swelling inside of me .
With beads of sweat trickling down my forehead , I laid down horizontally on my waterbed,face up. It wasn't easy to sleep when trepidation was go... |
Started as a [Shower Thought](http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/) but quickly turned to a [Writing Prompt](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/). Can't wait to see where people take this.. | [WP] You wake up with the newfound ability to communicate with your internal organs. They have asked for a meeting. | My stomach lurched violently and I shot up from my bed from the pain. Bleary-eyed and with a hand on my tummy, I looked at the clock on my nightstand. 0400. Jesus. I tried to lie down again.
"Javene. Wake up."
I shot back up in fear. It sounded like my voice, but my throat was still heavy from disuse throughout the n... | "Hey.. Paula? Listen, ah.. We need to talk." I was lying in my bed face down when I heard someone talking to me, so I got up and opened the door. No one was there.
"Fuck, Tom! Stop bugging me, you're such a pain in the ass!"
"What?! I didn't do anything!" Yeah, right. My lovely brother had the habit of waking me up, ... |
Started as a [Shower Thought](http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/) but quickly turned to a [Writing Prompt](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/). Can't wait to see where people take this.. | [WP] You wake up with the newfound ability to communicate with your internal organs. They have asked for a meeting. | *Day. His apartment. Living room.*
**HIM:** "Oh God, I have to call my psychiatrist immediately."
*He proceeds to grab the home telephone in panic, trying to hold it in his shaking hands, pressing the buttons.*
**GUTS:** "Oh, no you won't."
*He gets cramps in his stomach, cries out in pain, dropping the phone and f... | "Hey.. Paula? Listen, ah.. We need to talk." I was lying in my bed face down when I heard someone talking to me, so I got up and opened the door. No one was there.
"Fuck, Tom! Stop bugging me, you're such a pain in the ass!"
"What?! I didn't do anything!" Yeah, right. My lovely brother had the habit of waking me up, ... |
Started as a [Shower Thought](http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/) but quickly turned to a [Writing Prompt](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/). Can't wait to see where people take this.. | [WP] You wake up with the newfound ability to communicate with your internal organs. They have asked for a meeting. | My stomach lurched violently and I shot up from my bed from the pain. Bleary-eyed and with a hand on my tummy, I looked at the clock on my nightstand. 0400. Jesus. I tried to lie down again.
"Javene. Wake up."
I shot back up in fear. It sounded like my voice, but my throat was still heavy from disuse throughout the n... | Harry was in his living room when it happened. His video was still frozen where he had paused it, as he set down the big bowl of buttered popcorn, large soda, and, though he told himself he was going a little too far, large bag of bite sized candies. Oh, they'd been a mistake. He's known that at the grocery store when ... |
Started as a [Shower Thought](http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/) but quickly turned to a [Writing Prompt](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/). Can't wait to see where people take this.. | [WP] You wake up with the newfound ability to communicate with your internal organs. They have asked for a meeting. | My stomach lurched violently and I shot up from my bed from the pain. Bleary-eyed and with a hand on my tummy, I looked at the clock on my nightstand. 0400. Jesus. I tried to lie down again.
"Javene. Wake up."
I shot back up in fear. It sounded like my voice, but my throat was still heavy from disuse throughout the n... | -Hello, John.- He looked up. This wasn't his normal monologue voice, and it didn't appear to be coming from the room. He shook his head and went back to work.
-You can't ignore me. We need to talk.- the office was a noisy environment, and he went to the bathroom to get away from it. -We don't need to talk in private... |
Started as a [Shower Thought](http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/) but quickly turned to a [Writing Prompt](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/). Can't wait to see where people take this.. | [WP] You wake up with the newfound ability to communicate with your internal organs. They have asked for a meeting. | *Day. His apartment. Living room.*
**HIM:** "Oh God, I have to call my psychiatrist immediately."
*He proceeds to grab the home telephone in panic, trying to hold it in his shaking hands, pressing the buttons.*
**GUTS:** "Oh, no you won't."
*He gets cramps in his stomach, cries out in pain, dropping the phone and f... | -Hello, John.- He looked up. This wasn't his normal monologue voice, and it didn't appear to be coming from the room. He shook his head and went back to work.
-You can't ignore me. We need to talk.- the office was a noisy environment, and he went to the bathroom to get away from it. -We don't need to talk in private... |
Started as a [Shower Thought](http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/) but quickly turned to a [Writing Prompt](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/). Can't wait to see where people take this.. | [WP] You wake up with the newfound ability to communicate with your internal organs. They have asked for a meeting. | It was time. After weeks of excuses and illness, the organs finally found a free Saturday. At one side of a large circular table sat the vital organs. Others sat in periodically to voice complaints. Brent sat on the other side looking down at his hands.
“I mean what the fuck, Brent? You ate a—sorry, a what?” aske... | -Hello, John.- He looked up. This wasn't his normal monologue voice, and it didn't appear to be coming from the room. He shook his head and went back to work.
-You can't ignore me. We need to talk.- the office was a noisy environment, and he went to the bathroom to get away from it. -We don't need to talk in private... |
[WP] Overestimating a common criminal he believes to be a mastermind, a detective with a spotless record connects clues that aren't there, uncovering something he shouldn't have. | "Hold it right there, Doctor Macabre!"
The doctor made one last dash for the door but when he turned the handle he found that it was locked. Detective Roger Tusk raised his pistol.
"It seems our little game is over," Roger said...almost sadly.
"Oh god please don't hurt me!" Doctor Macabre squealed. He then tried t... | Detective Wolfe put on his latex gloves and picked up the pieces of glass on the wooden floorboard. "Looks like he came in through the window," he said sarcastically as he looked over at the group of policemen and forensic experts clamoring over the broken shards of the window. "It's a diversion, a misdirection, don't ... | |
[WP] Overestimating a common criminal he believes to be a mastermind, a detective with a spotless record connects clues that aren't there, uncovering something he shouldn't have. | "Hold it right there, Doctor Macabre!"
The doctor made one last dash for the door but when he turned the handle he found that it was locked. Detective Roger Tusk raised his pistol.
"It seems our little game is over," Roger said...almost sadly.
"Oh god please don't hurt me!" Doctor Macabre squealed. He then tried t... | It was a cold wet day in late Februrary and there had been rumors of a cold front coming in that would likely bring snow. I stood infront of my office window hopefully longing for it to have an early start althought I knew it was unlikely. My coffee was cooling off but was still managing to compliment my mid-morning ci... | |
[WP] You are marooned on an island. Desperate to be rescued you put a message seeking help into a bottle and late at night as the tide is going out you hurl it into the ocean. You wake up the next morning to find one hundred thousands bottles, each holding there own message washed up on the shore. | I used to be a family man. I would spend all day at work, and they called me a family man. But, whenever I look back to that old life, it never held a candle to the sunset that was in front of me. I was greeted at the end of my day by exhausted busy faces, kids I didn't know anymore, and a wife as tired as I was. But t... | Plop. Plop.
The red drops slowly oozed together until they formed a pool in the rock large enough for Alex to dip his reed into. He winced with each sound; the pain from the open cut had passed an hour ago but the sound was enough to cause him mental anguish. Knowing that each drop took with it a bit of his life and t... | |
[WP] You are marooned on an island. Desperate to be rescued you put a message seeking help into a bottle and late at night as the tide is going out you hurl it into the ocean. You wake up the next morning to find one hundred thousands bottles, each holding there own message washed up on the shore. | I used to be a family man. I would spend all day at work, and they called me a family man. But, whenever I look back to that old life, it never held a candle to the sunset that was in front of me. I was greeted at the end of my day by exhausted busy faces, kids I didn't know anymore, and a wife as tired as I was. But t... | My eyes cracked open. My mouth was dry and I could tell I was very dehydrated. The blurry image my eyes saw slowly came into focus. I heard the slow crashing of the waves and felt the breeze on my cracking face. Hesitantly I stood up, my wobbly legs barely able to support my weight. I looked around and saw vast ocean t... | |
[WP] You are marooned on an island. Desperate to be rescued you put a message seeking help into a bottle and late at night as the tide is going out you hurl it into the ocean. You wake up the next morning to find one hundred thousands bottles, each holding there own message washed up on the shore. | I woke up to a severe sunburn on my face. It was difficult to move my face without experiencing agonizing pain. My teeth were very groggy and I was parched. I sat up, wondered if I could somehow boil the salt out of the ocean water, and then took a glance at the ocean subconsciously.
Wait a minute -- I looked back at... | Just a cast away an island lost at sea-o
Another lonely day, no one here but me-o
More loneliness than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair-o
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my message... | |
[WP] You are marooned on an island. Desperate to be rescued you put a message seeking help into a bottle and late at night as the tide is going out you hurl it into the ocean. You wake up the next morning to find one hundred thousands bottles, each holding there own message washed up on the shore. | "I am not a fool. I know that this is futile.
I know that this bottle may never be found; I know the message may not be read for years, if at all.
But please, please, find me. Rescue me. I have enough food and water here to hold out forever, but I do not know how long I can endure the uncertainty, the terror of injur... | Just a cast away an island lost at sea-o
Another lonely day, no one here but me-o
More loneliness than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair-o
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my message... | |
[WP] You are marooned on an island. Desperate to be rescued you put a message seeking help into a bottle and late at night as the tide is going out you hurl it into the ocean. You wake up the next morning to find one hundred thousands bottles, each holding there own message washed up on the shore. | "I am not a fool. I know that this is futile.
I know that this bottle may never be found; I know the message may not be read for years, if at all.
But please, please, find me. Rescue me. I have enough food and water here to hold out forever, but I do not know how long I can endure the uncertainty, the terror of injur... | I woke up to a severe sunburn on my face. It was difficult to move my face without experiencing agonizing pain. My teeth were very groggy and I was parched. I sat up, wondered if I could somehow boil the salt out of the ocean water, and then took a glance at the ocean subconsciously.
Wait a minute -- I looked back at... | |
[WP] You are marooned on an island. Desperate to be rescued you put a message seeking help into a bottle and late at night as the tide is going out you hurl it into the ocean. You wake up the next morning to find one hundred thousands bottles, each holding there own message washed up on the shore. | Sunlight glinted off the mounds of bottles which stretched as far as the eye could see along the beach. I automatically raised a hand to shade my eyes from the kaleidoscopic glare as my mind whirled. Where could they all have come from? Was this some kind of mirage? I took a few hesitant steps out onto the sand, half-h... | I was out fishing when I first noticed the bottle, bobbing quietly in the lagoon. I was so excited that I just dropped my fishing gear in the bay and ran through the shallow waters, splashing like a madman and cackling with giddy glee. I skidded to a halt in the sand and fished it out from under some low-hanging branch... | |
[WP] A married couple secretly invent time travel. They travel back to 50 BC, but the portal takes them to different locations on earth. This is the story of how they found each other. | I had given up when the man found me, never taking his eyes off me as he got off his horse and walked over. He looked just like the others who had found me over the years, and looked at me in the same, confused way. In the beginning I had tried talking to them, trying to tell them that I was looking for my wife, that I... | Yep, there she is. Five feet away from me. I feared the trip might dump us off in the exact same physical space and all our bits would explode from the solidifying into one another. But she came up with the buffer and the dilation matrix. Always good with the details compared to my big picture thinking.
I'm fiddling w... | |
[WP] A married couple secretly invent time travel. They travel back to 50 BC, but the portal takes them to different locations on earth. This is the story of how they found each other. | I had given up when the man found me, never taking his eyes off me as he got off his horse and walked over. He looked just like the others who had found me over the years, and looked at me in the same, confused way. In the beginning I had tried talking to them, trying to tell them that I was looking for my wife, that I... | Me and my love had always been known as the two who were made for one another, we had every complimenting personality piece that fit together so well it often seemed surreal. We were always the inseparable ones that never left the others side, that is until a few complications in the portals with our newly developed ti... | |
[wp] Love can now be harnessed as powerful, clean energy source, but it's used up and can't be replaced. Write a story about a mother selling her love to save her child. | > I loved my daughter very much. From the first moment I saw her, a tiny bundle of nerves and possibility, I was hooked. She was the white line of powder I woke every day for. She was the ecstasy I enjoyed in my youth, only brighter and more addicting.
> But loving her hurts. She will never be normal. Not like ... | "It's ok, sweetheart," the pleasant nurse said, as I squirmed in my seat. It was just a preliminary test, I knew, but I was still nervous. I mean what would I be like without it? How would I change?
"Now imagine," she said, her voice gentle and soothing, "something that you love."
I pictured my son, Bradley. I held ... | |
[wp] Love can now be harnessed as powerful, clean energy source, but it's used up and can't be replaced. Write a story about a mother selling her love to save her child. | "Your mother loved you, Ty."
"You can't tell me that. You don't know."
"She did what she had to do to save you, she sacrificed the feelings that love endows us with in order to fulfill the actions love requires from us."
Ty looked at his grandmother, his deep brown eyes brimming.
"I know I was young when it happen... | "It's ok, sweetheart," the pleasant nurse said, as I squirmed in my seat. It was just a preliminary test, I knew, but I was still nervous. I mean what would I be like without it? How would I change?
"Now imagine," she said, her voice gentle and soothing, "something that you love."
I pictured my son, Bradley. I held ... | |
Your piece should have two (or more) characters walking through the same place (like a corridor, or a garden) describing what they experience in the first person, giving insight into what sort of a person they are. | [WP] Describe two characters through their reactions to the same event | DCI Ross stood over what was left of the body. It was a putrid sight, ravaged by wildlife and mercilessly stuffed under a large, fallen tree. He drew on his cigarette one last time before flicking it into the nearby pond.
“Who found the body,” he asked.
“Rachel and Margo Bartcher; they are over there,” replied a youn... | "EVERYBODY, LIE DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND DON'T MOVE!" the masked man carrying the assault rifle shouted.
From behind the ski mask, Ajay was sweating, and that wasn't entirely because of the heat. It was his first professional bank heist and his crew barely had two minutes before the cops would show up. Everything had to ... |
[WP] A spaceship is passing by our solar system. It is so large that earth is merely the size of a dime. We can't make enough ruckus to get noticed until one day, someone has the perfect idea. | It was the Navy that got all the funding. Experience with ships of course. The government didn’t trust anyone else that might get delusions of power and influence. NASA was folded into the Navy and the mission was realigned.The Navy was no longer a planet based entity, the combined Army and Air Force would take that mi... | "A nuclear bombardment."
"What in the actual fuck?"
The current president of the United States has been collaborating these past few weeks trying to grab the attention of a nearby spaceship. However, the spaceship simply stalks the solar system has all of Earth's governments do pretentious acts. Some of these acts i... | |
[WP] A spaceship is passing by our solar system. It is so large that earth is merely the size of a dime. We can't make enough ruckus to get noticed until one day, someone has the perfect idea. | It was the Navy that got all the funding. Experience with ships of course. The government didn’t trust anyone else that might get delusions of power and influence. NASA was folded into the Navy and the mission was realigned.The Navy was no longer a planet based entity, the combined Army and Air Force would take that mi... | "...and KABOOM!" The scale Earth model exploded and paper mâché fluttered about the international situation room, landing in the hair of the less than entertained officials.
"...Off we zoom, into a new age for humanity, and new hope for human kind. We don't know who or what they are, but we do know who and what we are... | |
[WP] A spaceship is passing by our solar system. It is so large that earth is merely the size of a dime. We can't make enough ruckus to get noticed until one day, someone has the perfect idea. | It was the Navy that got all the funding. Experience with ships of course. The government didn’t trust anyone else that might get delusions of power and influence. NASA was folded into the Navy and the mission was realigned.The Navy was no longer a planet based entity, the combined Army and Air Force would take that mi... | "Let's not make any ruckus at all, because trying to draw the attention of a spaceship that size is extremely dangerous," said Bob. "Holy shit, Bob's right," said everyone else.
So the spaceship passed and the Earth continued to exist, thanks to Bob and his obvious suggestion. Thanks, Bob.
The end.
| |
[WP] A spaceship is passing by our solar system. It is so large that earth is merely the size of a dime. We can't make enough ruckus to get noticed until one day, someone has the perfect idea. | The world is ending. Some don't want to admit it, but it's true. My 8 year old mind can understand it, so why can't theirs? The UFO will strike the earth in 3 minutes, and here I am, playing with my yoyo. My room is soon to be my coffin.What else could I do? Everyone else is outside, blaring megaphones, screaming, jump... | Jack decided that something was wrong and woke up. Upon closer inspection, the world appeared exceptionally ordinary, and Jack decided to go back to sleep only to jump out of bed a few seconds later, cursing on top of his lungs. Today was a big day.
It was the 21st of August, and Jack had an eclipse planned. Not a pun... | |
[WP] A spaceship is passing by our solar system. It is so large that earth is merely the size of a dime. We can't make enough ruckus to get noticed until one day, someone has the perfect idea. | It moved so slowly. So horrifyingly awfully dreadfully slow.
If it had moved faster, there might have been some decent hint of reassurance that the ship might be in transit, onto another location soon, but there was nothing.
The scientists were able to discern after weeks of panicked research that it would indeed le... | Jack decided that something was wrong and woke up. Upon closer inspection, the world appeared exceptionally ordinary, and Jack decided to go back to sleep only to jump out of bed a few seconds later, cursing on top of his lungs. Today was a big day.
It was the 21st of August, and Jack had an eclipse planned. Not a pun... | |
[WP] A spaceship is passing by our solar system. It is so large that earth is merely the size of a dime. We can't make enough ruckus to get noticed until one day, someone has the perfect idea. | God, we all tried to get that spaceship's attention.
It just... Appeared one day. Blocking the sun and shit. We really wanted it to move, so crops could grow, you know?
It's fucking huge, mate. Like... I can see the logo from the bloody ground.
Anyways, we needed the UFO (more of an IFO, because anybody with half a ... | Jack decided that something was wrong and woke up. Upon closer inspection, the world appeared exceptionally ordinary, and Jack decided to go back to sleep only to jump out of bed a few seconds later, cursing on top of his lungs. Today was a big day.
It was the 21st of August, and Jack had an eclipse planned. Not a pun... | |
130 years ago aliens detected large amounts of free oxygen molecules in our atmosphere through their new extrasolar telescope. This being a strong indication of life they sent a probe to earth carrying several autonomous drones to explore our planet and search for intelligent life. | [WP] First contact with aliens that are not much more advanced than we are. | There wasn't really much to say. It was a little difficult trying to get the bloodstains off my pants, but other than that, it was like encountering a couple of stupid teenagers.
It started off as a beautiful night, if a bit cold. The ducks at the park were fighting over the crumbs I tossed into the water. A bossy gre... | They called for an impeachment.
President John Ellis Bush looked again at the screen, showing a circular drone, reportedly made of elements not found on Earth. "What do you think, Sam?"
A *fucking* impeachment.
"Sir." The Chief of Staff looked around the room. "I think that we can worry about this later. Right n... |
[WP] The hero can't figure out how to stop the villain. The solution seems obvious to you, an innocent bystander. | "So from the beginning, tell me what happened." said the police officer.
Officer, like I said before, as the smoke cleared from the rubble, the two metahumans emerged. I could make out one of them as being Weather Wizard and the other, the Flash.
Weather Wizard was generating lighting, harnessing the energy in his... | I can’t believe it. My heart pounds in sync with the sounds of the knocks on the old wooden door in a non-descript apartment. After years of searching I’ve found him. My superiors will be pleased.
He opens the door.
*Oh my gosh it’s really him. This is really happening. No keep it cool. You’ll embarrass yourself in f... | |
[WP] The hero can't figure out how to stop the villain. The solution seems obvious to you, an innocent bystander. | "Just shoot him!" I shouted watching from 20 yards back.
"What?" The masked man yelled at me in a raspy voice from behind cover.
The oddly dressed man stood on a beam at the construction sight 50 feet above and threw explosives at the car our 'hero' hid behind. Minute by minute he pushed down a comically large plu... | I can’t believe it. My heart pounds in sync with the sounds of the knocks on the old wooden door in a non-descript apartment. After years of searching I’ve found him. My superiors will be pleased.
He opens the door.
*Oh my gosh it’s really him. This is really happening. No keep it cool. You’ll embarrass yourself in f... | |
[WP] The hero can't figure out how to stop the villain. The solution seems obvious to you, an innocent bystander. | “Your cape’s not plugged in.”
“What?”
“Your cape.”
“Yeah?”
“It’s not plugged in.”
It was just so simple. How could he not see it? This whole time, ElectroMight’s been getting weaker and losing the fight. Yet, not once has he looked to see if his cape was unplugged.
I mean the city made it mandatory for sockets ... | I can’t believe it. My heart pounds in sync with the sounds of the knocks on the old wooden door in a non-descript apartment. After years of searching I’ve found him. My superiors will be pleased.
He opens the door.
*Oh my gosh it’s really him. This is really happening. No keep it cool. You’ll embarrass yourself in f... | |
[WP] The hero can't figure out how to stop the villain. The solution seems obvious to you, an innocent bystander. | “Your cape’s not plugged in.”
“What?”
“Your cape.”
“Yeah?”
“It’s not plugged in.”
It was just so simple. How could he not see it? This whole time, ElectroMight’s been getting weaker and losing the fight. Yet, not once has he looked to see if his cape was unplugged.
I mean the city made it mandatory for sockets ... | "Just shoot him!" I shouted watching from 20 yards back.
"What?" The masked man yelled at me in a raspy voice from behind cover.
The oddly dressed man stood on a beam at the construction sight 50 feet above and threw explosives at the car our 'hero' hid behind. Minute by minute he pushed down a comically large plu... | |
[WP]Despite thousands of sapient species in the universe, only humans can comprehend the idea of "war." This fact, and Earth being the only planet without severe overpopulation because of it, makes humans "exotic." You're an alien tour guide, trying to sell tours to Earth. | It's almost too easy. Each world I go to, it always works exactly the same. In all the many year of humanities existence prior to the invention of the displacement drive which allowed interstellar travel, we had always imagined ourselves as the scrappy underdogs trying to survive in a universe full of predators. We ... | *Beep Beep Beep*
The indicator pinged away as the ship made an attempt to flee this damned planet's atmosphere. All these years Gorkak came, he was never detected. Many didn't understand what was going on, the tourists in the back quizzically looked about as they asked me a dozen questions.
I was sweating from all my... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | At first, Phillipe was slow and mellow.
Quite a boring and oddly shaped fellow.
Works with chemicals all day and accidentally did spray,
A goo that was awful smelling and yellow.
Maude awoke to a thump in the night.
Bounced out of her bed at the sight,
Of the slight rotting flesh and stinking of death.
Tilted m... | *Some adult language and content.
“My God, he’s fat,” said Rebecca.
Molly sighed. “Well that's kind of the point isn't it? We can’t have a show called Living With the World’s Fattest Man if the dude is just slightly overweight.”
“I know but seriously, how can anyone let themselves get that big?”
“A bad childhood, a... |
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