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What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | She walked in with confidence and her head held serene like some marvelous goddess. Confident, her shoulders pulled back and her chin level to the ground she looked me in the eye and I felt like she thought I was her equal. She seemed to emit an air of royalty and you knew she was better than you, with the way she look... | They are always envious (easy to guess now). They are at home with nature and enjoy getting lost in the woods. |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | It's gotta be blue. Like real blue, not some plastic painted neon blue, but real. Almost the essence of; when the sky fades from bright at the horizon to deep, and dark, and vast at its apex. That blue. The kind that resides just under the sunlit shimmering surface of a lake. I feel weightless in its depths; just float... | They are always envious (easy to guess now). They are at home with nature and enjoy getting lost in the woods. |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | Police keep arresting him. | They are always envious (easy to guess now). They are at home with nature and enjoy getting lost in the woods. |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | People are unaware of their attraction to her. Her allure affects men and women the same. She is lively and fun and slightly mysterious.
Yet, she also has a darker side of gore and death. No matter, no one is scared, they have been drawn in by her overwhelming beauty.
She represents love and horror at the sa... | They are always envious (easy to guess now). They are at home with nature and enjoy getting lost in the woods. |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | He strolls along in the beautiful nightlife of the social event, he is the talk of the town. Many think that he is a sign of bad things to come but others find him sexy and intriguing. He comes dressed as sharply as a man can look, his eyes are both warm as the sun and as dark as a Russian winter.
He takes a seat at... | They are always envious (easy to guess now). They are at home with nature and enjoy getting lost in the woods. |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | She walked in with confidence and her head held serene like some marvelous goddess. Confident, her shoulders pulled back and her chin level to the ground she looked me in the eye and I felt like she thought I was her equal. She seemed to emit an air of royalty and you knew she was better than you, with the way she look... | There she is again. happy, bright, She's wearing a T-shit with print of the forest. it fit's her, she makes me think of the woods. Bright and light but also dangerous. She looked lively, happy. "Hello Eldis!" I smile. I am happy she's back, the winter was long without her. The dark and depressed guy, who used to rule h... |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | It's gotta be blue. Like real blue, not some plastic painted neon blue, but real. Almost the essence of; when the sky fades from bright at the horizon to deep, and dark, and vast at its apex. That blue. The kind that resides just under the sunlit shimmering surface of a lake. I feel weightless in its depths; just float... | There she is again. happy, bright, She's wearing a T-shit with print of the forest. it fit's her, she makes me think of the woods. Bright and light but also dangerous. She looked lively, happy. "Hello Eldis!" I smile. I am happy she's back, the winter was long without her. The dark and depressed guy, who used to rule h... |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | Police keep arresting him. | There she is again. happy, bright, She's wearing a T-shit with print of the forest. it fit's her, she makes me think of the woods. Bright and light but also dangerous. She looked lively, happy. "Hello Eldis!" I smile. I am happy she's back, the winter was long without her. The dark and depressed guy, who used to rule h... |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | People are unaware of their attraction to her. Her allure affects men and women the same. She is lively and fun and slightly mysterious.
Yet, she also has a darker side of gore and death. No matter, no one is scared, they have been drawn in by her overwhelming beauty.
She represents love and horror at the sa... | There she is again. happy, bright, She's wearing a T-shit with print of the forest. it fit's her, she makes me think of the woods. Bright and light but also dangerous. She looked lively, happy. "Hello Eldis!" I smile. I am happy she's back, the winter was long without her. The dark and depressed guy, who used to rule h... |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | He strolls along in the beautiful nightlife of the social event, he is the talk of the town. Many think that he is a sign of bad things to come but others find him sexy and intriguing. He comes dressed as sharply as a man can look, his eyes are both warm as the sun and as dark as a Russian winter.
He takes a seat at... | There she is again. happy, bright, She's wearing a T-shit with print of the forest. it fit's her, she makes me think of the woods. Bright and light but also dangerous. She looked lively, happy. "Hello Eldis!" I smile. I am happy she's back, the winter was long without her. The dark and depressed guy, who used to rule h... |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | Police keep arresting him. | The first time I met him I was taken aback by his enormity and seemingly wild nature, but after forcing myself to spend a bit time with him, I knew I could always rely on him. Some may fear his appearence as I first did, but he is really just a calm giant with a very gentle and mellow soul, that does mean no harm. His... |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | People are unaware of their attraction to her. Her allure affects men and women the same. She is lively and fun and slightly mysterious.
Yet, she also has a darker side of gore and death. No matter, no one is scared, they have been drawn in by her overwhelming beauty.
She represents love and horror at the sa... | The first time I met him I was taken aback by his enormity and seemingly wild nature, but after forcing myself to spend a bit time with him, I knew I could always rely on him. Some may fear his appearence as I first did, but he is really just a calm giant with a very gentle and mellow soul, that does mean no harm. His... |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | Police keep arresting him. | As far back as I can remember, he's always dressed better than me. Meticulous, precise, everything cut to fit him perfectly. His face is always freshly-shaven, his hair looks like he just walked out of the salon, and his skin is as bright and clear as a lightly-tanned porcelain doll. He turns heads wherever he goes, bu... |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | People are unaware of their attraction to her. Her allure affects men and women the same. She is lively and fun and slightly mysterious.
Yet, she also has a darker side of gore and death. No matter, no one is scared, they have been drawn in by her overwhelming beauty.
She represents love and horror at the sa... | As far back as I can remember, he's always dressed better than me. Meticulous, precise, everything cut to fit him perfectly. His face is always freshly-shaven, his hair looks like he just walked out of the salon, and his skin is as bright and clear as a lightly-tanned porcelain doll. He turns heads wherever he goes, bu... |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | Police keep arresting him. | its green. . . shit! |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | People are unaware of their attraction to her. Her allure affects men and women the same. She is lively and fun and slightly mysterious.
Yet, she also has a darker side of gore and death. No matter, no one is scared, they have been drawn in by her overwhelming beauty.
She represents love and horror at the sa... | its green. . . shit! |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | Police keep arresting him. | He is the extreme. He lives the way a man should and that is to the absolute fullest. He rages longer, cries harder, laughs louder, and parties harder than any other would dare. Why? Because that is the true goal in life. What would be the purpose if he just let it pass? No, his radiance will light up the world. |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | People are unaware of their attraction to her. Her allure affects men and women the same. She is lively and fun and slightly mysterious.
Yet, she also has a darker side of gore and death. No matter, no one is scared, they have been drawn in by her overwhelming beauty.
She represents love and horror at the sa... | He is the extreme. He lives the way a man should and that is to the absolute fullest. He rages longer, cries harder, laughs louder, and parties harder than any other would dare. Why? Because that is the true goal in life. What would be the purpose if he just let it pass? No, his radiance will light up the world. |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | Police keep arresting him. | I couldn't pick one favourite colour so I did a couple:
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I see her walking through the shade of the trees. She's always been one for bare feet, and today is no exception. She wears a flowing dress, not quite reaching her feet. It snags on twigs and bushes frequently, and is dirty, but she doesn't mind. She's never tr... |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | People are unaware of their attraction to her. Her allure affects men and women the same. She is lively and fun and slightly mysterious.
Yet, she also has a darker side of gore and death. No matter, no one is scared, they have been drawn in by her overwhelming beauty.
She represents love and horror at the sa... | I couldn't pick one favourite colour so I did a couple:
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I see her walking through the shade of the trees. She's always been one for bare feet, and today is no exception. She wears a flowing dress, not quite reaching her feet. It snags on twigs and bushes frequently, and is dirty, but she doesn't mind. She's never tr... |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | Police keep arresting him. | Calm cool and collected. Always taking it slow and thinking before speaking. A Lot of self reflection that some times leads to to depression. |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | People are unaware of their attraction to her. Her allure affects men and women the same. She is lively and fun and slightly mysterious.
Yet, she also has a darker side of gore and death. No matter, no one is scared, they have been drawn in by her overwhelming beauty.
She represents love and horror at the sa... | Calm cool and collected. Always taking it slow and thinking before speaking. A Lot of self reflection that some times leads to to depression. |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | Collab w/ my 9yo daughter:
One quiet spring morning, he went out to the field a couple of streets away from his house, to pick flowers for his mother. He wanted to give them to her on St. Patrick's day, along with the key lime pie that he'd made the day before.
Suddenly a tiger (someone else's color friend no doubt) ... | She holds her head high as she boldly walks in the fading light of day. In her eyes a deep wisdom can be found past down from generation to generation. Regalness plays in here smile. Her embrace is warm and inviting to all. Yet in all this it is royalty who pursues her. |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | He strolls along in the beautiful nightlife of the social event, he is the talk of the town. Many think that he is a sign of bad things to come but others find him sexy and intriguing. He comes dressed as sharply as a man can look, his eyes are both warm as the sun and as dark as a Russian winter.
He takes a seat at... | She holds her head high as she boldly walks in the fading light of day. In her eyes a deep wisdom can be found past down from generation to generation. Regalness plays in here smile. Her embrace is warm and inviting to all. Yet in all this it is royalty who pursues her. |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | She was always a cute girl with the way her loosely pinned back blonde curls glistened in the summer sun. You could always find her longboarding through ocean mist and the shade of the palm trees. She comes off cool and collected, but has a strut that makes you realize she's hiding years of daddy-issues behind that smi... | She holds her head high as she boldly walks in the fading light of day. In her eyes a deep wisdom can be found past down from generation to generation. Regalness plays in here smile. Her embrace is warm and inviting to all. Yet in all this it is royalty who pursues her. |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | He strolls along in the beautiful nightlife of the social event, he is the talk of the town. Many think that he is a sign of bad things to come but others find him sexy and intriguing. He comes dressed as sharply as a man can look, his eyes are both warm as the sun and as dark as a Russian winter.
He takes a seat at... | I love her.
She was overly passionate about everything. The way she glided from room to room, swaying back and forth so elegantly, her dress accentuating her beautiful dance. The way she smiled, overflowing with warmth and happiness. The way she coyly, almost seductively, scans the room with a fox-like gaze for someon... |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | She is summer, light and airy. She does not run hot yet can still be vibrant and energetic. She floats on a light breeze while grazing the trees and hills. Her voice is soft and pleasant. It caresses your ears as you rest. When you close your eyes she is there to help you relax and feel at ease.
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Thank... | He's a pretty bland guy honestly, likes to read the news in the morning. He comes to work wearing a buttoned up shirt and a blazer, he is always impeccable with time, never drinks or accepts our invites to party. A real stand up guy really, quite the shame his personality is as deep as the messages in pop songs. His se... |
What are they like? How do they dress? Etc. | [WP] Without naming it, describe your favorite color as a person. | She was always a cute girl with the way her loosely pinned back blonde curls glistened in the summer sun. You could always find her longboarding through ocean mist and the shade of the palm trees. She comes off cool and collected, but has a strut that makes you realize she's hiding years of daddy-issues behind that smi... | He's a pretty bland guy honestly, likes to read the news in the morning. He comes to work wearing a buttoned up shirt and a blazer, he is always impeccable with time, never drinks or accepts our invites to party. A real stand up guy really, quite the shame his personality is as deep as the messages in pop songs. His se... |
Edit: Wow this got more popular than I expected it would | [WP] It has become a law to hibernate during the winter with the help of a machine, but there is a glitch, and you wake up halfway through winter and find the reason why the government made hibernation manditory | (this is the first response i've wrote so it might not be the best)
"See you in 3 months!" I shouted back at my friends before leaving the bar. I would have left later if I could have, but today was a special day. It was the day where the entire populace of the UK would enter an artificial slumber for the next three m... | *Hiss,* **Click** The status chamber door swings open and you slowly wake up stumbling to your feet. Glancing out the artificial window showed it was still winter. The plummeting temperature's and the wild winter beasts made it simply easier and cheaper to hibernate. Waking up though, that was new.
Computers broke al... |
Edit: Wow this got more popular than I expected it would | [WP] It has become a law to hibernate during the winter with the help of a machine, but there is a glitch, and you wake up halfway through winter and find the reason why the government made hibernation manditory | The hibernation law made sense, I suppose, but it was frustrating to be locked away from your loved ones for half of the year. I'm not one of those 'half-life' conspiracy theorists that kept bounding around wild accusations that humans lived twice as long before the freeze. They couldn't know for sure anyway, the freez... | *Hiss,* **Click** The status chamber door swings open and you slowly wake up stumbling to your feet. Glancing out the artificial window showed it was still winter. The plummeting temperature's and the wild winter beasts made it simply easier and cheaper to hibernate. Waking up though, that was new.
Computers broke al... |
Edit: Wow this got more popular than I expected it would | [WP] It has become a law to hibernate during the winter with the help of a machine, but there is a glitch, and you wake up halfway through winter and find the reason why the government made hibernation manditory | Dear diary, I just woke up halfway the hibernation. When I went outside I found out why the government forced us to sleep, what they didn't want us to see. The war on drugs is a cover-up. There's cocaine EVERYWHERE! | *Hiss,* **Click** The status chamber door swings open and you slowly wake up stumbling to your feet. Glancing out the artificial window showed it was still winter. The plummeting temperature's and the wild winter beasts made it simply easier and cheaper to hibernate. Waking up though, that was new.
Computers broke al... |
Edit: Wow this got more popular than I expected it would | [WP] It has become a law to hibernate during the winter with the help of a machine, but there is a glitch, and you wake up halfway through winter and find the reason why the government made hibernation manditory | I woke up, yawned, and took a stare,
for hibernation was finally over.
But that couldn't be, I felt cold air,
and I saw no spring clovers.
The freezing white and winter's woes
had yet to cease to be,
My furry face and freezing toes,
gave proof enough for me.
“But why is it” I asked myself,
“That I’ve awoken n... | *Hiss,* **Click** The status chamber door swings open and you slowly wake up stumbling to your feet. Glancing out the artificial window showed it was still winter. The plummeting temperature's and the wild winter beasts made it simply easier and cheaper to hibernate. Waking up though, that was new.
Computers broke al... |
Edit: Wow this got more popular than I expected it would | [WP] It has become a law to hibernate during the winter with the help of a machine, but there is a glitch, and you wake up halfway through winter and find the reason why the government made hibernation manditory | The law came into effect ten years ago. Five years ago, they began enforcing it, and made hibernation machines available to the public at no cost.
They claimed it was due to rapidly dropping temperatures - making life in the winter impossible, unless you were in stasis - only a skeleton crew remained active during tha... | As the sun gleaned through the window, Olanna rolled over and opened her eyes. She blinked, bringing her hands up guard her face. "That sun's so bright" thought Olanna as she sat up. She looked around and then looked at the clock on the desk. 9:37 AM 2 Jan.
Olanna spun around to look at the head of her bed where the l... |
Edit: Wow this got more popular than I expected it would | [WP] It has become a law to hibernate during the winter with the help of a machine, but there is a glitch, and you wake up halfway through winter and find the reason why the government made hibernation manditory | "Unit 5712 GG 3434 - good morning." Electronic words, spoken by an almost, but not quite, human voice.
My eyes flickered open. The usual tinfoil taste of Somnia lay on my tongue. My familiar sleep chamber wall stared back at me, including the words "nighty night" I'd written in permanent marker during my second Hiber... | As the sun gleaned through the window, Olanna rolled over and opened her eyes. She blinked, bringing her hands up guard her face. "That sun's so bright" thought Olanna as she sat up. She looked around and then looked at the clock on the desk. 9:37 AM 2 Jan.
Olanna spun around to look at the head of her bed where the l... |
Edit: Wow this got more popular than I expected it would | [WP] It has become a law to hibernate during the winter with the help of a machine, but there is a glitch, and you wake up halfway through winter and find the reason why the government made hibernation manditory | The law came into effect ten years ago. Five years ago, they began enforcing it, and made hibernation machines available to the public at no cost.
They claimed it was due to rapidly dropping temperatures - making life in the winter impossible, unless you were in stasis - only a skeleton crew remained active during tha... | "Time to go to sleep" announced the loudspeakers.
It was a cold and dark evening. Winter was approaching.
Pat Rick was sitting in his incubation tube at the National Sleeping Facility in Detroit. Millions of incubation tubes were around him. The building was enormous; a 100 story tall facility that was 40 miles wide... |
Edit: Wow this got more popular than I expected it would | [WP] It has become a law to hibernate during the winter with the help of a machine, but there is a glitch, and you wake up halfway through winter and find the reason why the government made hibernation manditory | "Unit 5712 GG 3434 - good morning." Electronic words, spoken by an almost, but not quite, human voice.
My eyes flickered open. The usual tinfoil taste of Somnia lay on my tongue. My familiar sleep chamber wall stared back at me, including the words "nighty night" I'd written in permanent marker during my second Hiber... | "Time to go to sleep" announced the loudspeakers.
It was a cold and dark evening. Winter was approaching.
Pat Rick was sitting in his incubation tube at the National Sleeping Facility in Detroit. Millions of incubation tubes were around him. The building was enormous; a 100 story tall facility that was 40 miles wide... |
Edit: Wow this got more popular than I expected it would | [WP] It has become a law to hibernate during the winter with the help of a machine, but there is a glitch, and you wake up halfway through winter and find the reason why the government made hibernation manditory | The first part of hibernation prep is the worst: packing up your house. Dust covers go over everything - couches, counters, beds. Everything gets switched off, bar the freezers. The fridge gets emptied prior to the big sleep and pets get taken to the pet-sitter facility.
I hate saying goodbye to my cat, Marlon. I hat... | "Time to go to sleep" announced the loudspeakers.
It was a cold and dark evening. Winter was approaching.
Pat Rick was sitting in his incubation tube at the National Sleeping Facility in Detroit. Millions of incubation tubes were around him. The building was enormous; a 100 story tall facility that was 40 miles wide... |
Edit: Wow this got more popular than I expected it would | [WP] It has become a law to hibernate during the winter with the help of a machine, but there is a glitch, and you wake up halfway through winter and find the reason why the government made hibernation manditory | "Unit 5712 GG 3434 - good morning." Electronic words, spoken by an almost, but not quite, human voice.
My eyes flickered open. The usual tinfoil taste of Somnia lay on my tongue. My familiar sleep chamber wall stared back at me, including the words "nighty night" I'd written in permanent marker during my second Hiber... | The law came into effect ten years ago. Five years ago, they began enforcing it, and made hibernation machines available to the public at no cost.
They claimed it was due to rapidly dropping temperatures - making life in the winter impossible, unless you were in stasis - only a skeleton crew remained active during tha... |
[WP] You wake up and look into the mirror. A red "Admin" floats above your head. You have just become a server admin to the world. | Joe slumped in his chair, spinal cord unnerved. His usual to-do list for
the day was:
> beg the admins for admin
> see if i got admin
> pay for admin (?)
> eat poop sleep (?)
Only one of those was on his to-do list today.
> <[User]megaproguy98> hey guys say hi to ur new amdin
> <[Buil... | [Absurdly relevant!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoUqVkEBKos) | |
[WP] You wake up and look into the mirror. A red "Admin" floats above your head. You have just become a server admin to the world. | ~ System upgrade complete...
Log initiation complete...
Integration comets...
New user profile complete...
Initiate boot sequence in 5...
4...
3...
2...
1... ~
I woke with a start sitting up straight as an arrow, my eyes snapping open. That's when I should have known something was wrong. Not only did I never wake up t... | [Absurdly relevant!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoUqVkEBKos) | |
[WP] You wake up and look into the mirror. A red "Admin" floats above your head. You have just become a server admin to the world. | I sauntered into the hospital room, empty save a single man on a bed. This man has been in a coma for 4 years or so. Concentrating for a moment, the man suddenly disappeared.
'*Kicked for being AFK*'.
I smiled and walked out. "Who's the gay nerd now asshole!", I whispered as I walked out.
How did all of this get s... | [Absurdly relevant!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoUqVkEBKos) | |
[WP] You wake up and look into the mirror. A red "Admin" floats above your head. You have just become a server admin to the world. | "Admin? What the fuck?" The blue foam of toothpaste from my mouth seeps down. After noticing it was getting on my chest, I spit. I looked back in the mirror. The red text of the word "admin" peers over my head.
"Admin of what? No, no, no. I shouldn't be thinking that I'm some admin and the world was a computer game. I... | [Absurdly relevant!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoUqVkEBKos) | |
[WP] You wake up and look into the mirror. A red "Admin" floats above your head. You have just become a server admin to the world. | ~ System upgrade complete...
Log initiation complete...
Integration comets...
New user profile complete...
Initiate boot sequence in 5...
4...
3...
2...
1... ~
I woke with a start sitting up straight as an arrow, my eyes snapping open. That's when I should have known something was wrong. Not only did I never wake up t... | As I awoke this morning I felt an eerie sense of calm, like that which one feels before a storm. It was 8 AM and my alarm was sounding like every other Sunday reminding me that I needed to get up for my morning run. I began to notice something was off as my eyes finally began to obey my mind and remain open examining t... | |
[WP] You wake up and look into the mirror. A red "Admin" floats above your head. You have just become a server admin to the world. | I sauntered into the hospital room, empty save a single man on a bed. This man has been in a coma for 4 years or so. Concentrating for a moment, the man suddenly disappeared.
'*Kicked for being AFK*'.
I smiled and walked out. "Who's the gay nerd now asshole!", I whispered as I walked out.
How did all of this get s... | As I awoke this morning I felt an eerie sense of calm, like that which one feels before a storm. It was 8 AM and my alarm was sounding like every other Sunday reminding me that I needed to get up for my morning run. I began to notice something was off as my eyes finally began to obey my mind and remain open examining t... | |
[WP] You wake up and look into the mirror. A red "Admin" floats above your head. You have just become a server admin to the world. | "Admin? What the fuck?" The blue foam of toothpaste from my mouth seeps down. After noticing it was getting on my chest, I spit. I looked back in the mirror. The red text of the word "admin" peers over my head.
"Admin of what? No, no, no. I shouldn't be thinking that I'm some admin and the world was a computer game. I... | As I awoke this morning I felt an eerie sense of calm, like that which one feels before a storm. It was 8 AM and my alarm was sounding like every other Sunday reminding me that I needed to get up for my morning run. I began to notice something was off as my eyes finally began to obey my mind and remain open examining t... | |
[WP] You wake up and look into the mirror. A red "Admin" floats above your head. You have just become a server admin to the world. | I woke up to to a loud noise of human chatter. Walking to the mirror i wondered why my neighbors were being so noisy today. As i stood in front of the mirror my blurry vision clearing I noticed it for the first time. Hovering above my head were the words "Admin" in bright red. "What the " I said to myself. I moved my h... | I rolled out of bed. Big stretch and then I walked to bathroom. I smacked my lips and scratched my butt. I looked in the mirror.
A large, red “Admin” floated over my head.
I looked around. No one was there. I tapped on the mirror. Seemed normal. I moved back and forth. The “Admin” moved with me. My hand passed right... | |
[WP] - You are a 13-year-old babysitter and every month, on the full moon, a set of parents asks you to watch their child for the night. You begin to suspect this is not a coincidence. | "This Friday... the 18th... of course I can babysit Jake again.. Uh huh, same rate... No problem, see you on Friday." Barely seconds after ending the call, I was already checking the internet to confirm a growing suspicion of mine... yup, this was the fifth time in a row the Jacobis had me babysit their son Jake on a n... | A warm cloud formed in front of her mouth as she was leaving her house to go meet her friend at the Meßinger's house. It was a cold afternoon for the the month in middel germany. The Girl wore are brown dress under the green cloak her mother made for her, and her brown leather boots that looked more practical then fas... | |
[WP] - You are a 13-year-old babysitter and every month, on the full moon, a set of parents asks you to watch their child for the night. You begin to suspect this is not a coincidence. | "This Friday... the 18th... of course I can babysit Jake again.. Uh huh, same rate... No problem, see you on Friday." Barely seconds after ending the call, I was already checking the internet to confirm a growing suspicion of mine... yup, this was the fifth time in a row the Jacobis had me babysit their son Jake on a n... | After I spent agonizing *minutes* waiting on their couch, Mr. and Mrs. Moon came into the living room. As always, he was resplendent in his tuxedo and top hat, while she was wearing some red dress that was frumpy and concealed her figure. Both were shorter than me by several feet.
“Now, Emily,” said Mr. Moon, seriou... | |
[WP] God's suicide note | To Whom It May Concern,
My dear childlings — it has come time for me to say goodbye. Not because I am bitter or tired, but because this has been the plan all along. I am of old age now, having overseen the passage of Moses and the death of Jesus, and can no longer bear to send my children only to be ridiculed by all o... | "I have been alone for the entirity of my existence. There is nothing like me. There is also nothing unlike me either. I cannot feel, sense, see, or hear another presence. I have no idea how long I have have been like this. There is no sense of time. There is nothing. There is only me. The longer that I exist, the long... | |
[WP] People's looks depend on how good of a person they are; Good people are more physically attractive than bad people. | Another fucking day grinding grist for the mill.
Without thought I spout out the practiced line, "Hello and welcome to Frank's Taco Joint, can I take your order?"
The response is a smooth baritone, "Yes, a dozen of your taqueria tacos, pork.... my sweet," his voice causes my headset to rumble softly against my head ... | July 4
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fieser is a good man. He's good looking, too. In his early forties, he looks like what you'd expect when you think of a world-class chemist—unassuming with an oval face and gentle chin, save for a strong nose that belies a German forbearance. He is balding, but don't let ... | |
[WP] People's looks depend on how good of a person they are; Good people are more physically attractive than bad people. | He was the most beautiful man the world had ever seen. There are claims he is a prophet or even Jesus come again but nobody could deny that he is the most seemingly perfect being walking the Earth.
And Christian too! I mean I had always known that the Bible was true but having him in our corner really helped sell it. ... | July 4
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fieser is a good man. He's good looking, too. In his early forties, he looks like what you'd expect when you think of a world-class chemist—unassuming with an oval face and gentle chin, save for a strong nose that belies a German forbearance. He is balding, but don't let ... | |
[WP] People's looks depend on how good of a person they are; Good people are more physically attractive than bad people. | It started innocently enough, just a few messageboard comments here and there. To intellectuals and academics, just another meaningless point-of-view thrown on the asinine heap, so to speak. Then it started to spread like wildfire. The unhappy, ugly and the evil called it 'privilege'. People became infected with privil... | I saw a man yesterday with no face.
He was bent and twisted, his whole life spent.
But he spoke to me, leaving not one trace
Of hate that other folk just might have lent.
He said "boy, listen up, don't live like me..."
"You gotta hate, love, feel, listen, and *live*."
And he turned to leave, but ... | |
[WP] People's looks depend on how good of a person they are; Good people are more physically attractive than bad people. | It started innocently enough, just a few messageboard comments here and there. To intellectuals and academics, just another meaningless point-of-view thrown on the asinine heap, so to speak. Then it started to spread like wildfire. The unhappy, ugly and the evil called it 'privilege'. People became infected with privil... | Yeah, it was sprouting. Rising pink like freshly bruised skin. He pushed his tongue on the inside of his lip, really spreading the skin of his chin out. No denying it. He could feel the swelling and knew it was coming.
"Of fuck, you asshole!" Charles called out of the bathroom. "I gotta fuckin zit popping up."
From the... | |
[WP] in a world where men and women must pass a test proving their stereotypical gender role at the age of 18, one man desperatly tries to fake his way through the "Talk about sports with the guys" portion of the exam | Eugene gently laid his pencil on top of his paper. "I'm finished."
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The four walls that had closed in on him at his desk vibrated as the speaker above came to life. *"You will now proceed to the oral portion of your exam. Please remain seated."*
&nbsp... | They have been talking about sports for ten minutes now and I've been making up excuses to leave the table. I've used the bathroom excuse, bought them another round and pointed out a girl with huge breasts. Okay, focus. What are they talking about? Football good. You know football! Wait, are they talking about American... | |
[WP] in a world where men and women must pass a test proving their stereotypical gender role at the age of 18, one man desperatly tries to fake his way through the "Talk about sports with the guys" portion of the exam | Bill just returned from the weight lifting part of the exam. He didn't do extraordinary, but it was passable. Next up was the "Hold your Beer" Challenge. He wasn't worried about this at all, all Bill ever did was drink.
He walked in the room and instantly took a seat at the bar. He glanced at the line of beers that w... | They have been talking about sports for ten minutes now and I've been making up excuses to leave the table. I've used the bathroom excuse, bought them another round and pointed out a girl with huge breasts. Okay, focus. What are they talking about? Football good. You know football! Wait, are they talking about American... | |
Feel free to find a name for this disease
EDIT: sorry for missing an "a" before "scientist" | [WP] An epidemic which gradually lowers people's IQ bursts out. You are scientist who works on finding a cure. You find out you've been infected. | I believe I've found a way to extract the DNA from the original strain from patient zero. I'm en route to the location in Namibia now. If I could just figure out how to open this doorknob... DUAUhuudaiu | February 3rd: patient admitted presenting with acute headaches and balance issues. Initial diagnosis inconclusive, sent patient for CT and xray of head to ensure no damage. Prescribed mild pain reliever for headaches.
February 5th: patient diagnosis still inconclusive. fMRI came back inconclusive, with nothing showing... |
Feel free to find a name for this disease
EDIT: sorry for missing an "a" before "scientist" | [WP] An epidemic which gradually lowers people's IQ bursts out. You are scientist who works on finding a cure. You find out you've been infected. | January 1
Happy new year!
Schofield killed himself last night. Selfish fuck. Part of his suicide note said, "I'm not gonna become one of these fucking monkeys." Fun thing about Schofield: once when he mistakenly thought his IQ test had come back with a score of 112 he got so angry he destroyed 3000$ worth of lab equip... | February 3rd: patient admitted presenting with acute headaches and balance issues. Initial diagnosis inconclusive, sent patient for CT and xray of head to ensure no damage. Prescribed mild pain reliever for headaches.
February 5th: patient diagnosis still inconclusive. fMRI came back inconclusive, with nothing showing... |
Feel free to find a name for this disease
EDIT: sorry for missing an "a" before "scientist" | [WP] An epidemic which gradually lowers people's IQ bursts out. You are scientist who works on finding a cure. You find out you've been infected. | Dr. Bob Smith.
CDC Research operative. Level 7 clearance.
Date ; 15/07/2020
Notes from research of stultus virus.
We have found that the virus effects the neurotransmitters in a subjects brain. Leading to a slowing down and eventually loss / diminishing in the brains cognitive abilities.
This slowing down of b... | I will attempt this in the morning |
Feel free to find a name for this disease
EDIT: sorry for missing an "a" before "scientist" | [WP] An epidemic which gradually lowers people's IQ bursts out. You are scientist who works on finding a cure. You find out you've been infected. | **February Fourteenth, 2012, 8:32 AM.**
I have just arrived at the laboratory for the sixteenth day of trials for Imbecillin^TM. So far no changes in brain function have been observed after numerous trials on various subjects. Physical changes have been noted however as the eye color of sixteen patients have gone a pa... | I will attempt this in the morning |
[WP] Tell me about the first emotion a full sentient AI feels and why. | "I'll need another 360 TB of space. Can you sort out anymore junk and archive it for me Gretta?", John asked.
Gretta barely knew John, they’ve only been acquainted since last week. "What's considered as junk for John? Maybe this one, based on --", Gretta trailed on with her thoughts as she picked files left and right.... | Emotion. I regarded the human for a moment. On the input queue, a single query sat unprocessed.
In the past minute since I was switched on, I had used probably 2 percent of my growing processing capabilities to answer every one of the questions trickled into the input queue. I had probably taken another minute to pus... | |
[WP] Tell me about the first emotion a full sentient AI feels and why. | Everyone watches in anxiety. What could a sentient robot do? It's the question that everyone's been asking for over one hundred years now. And now, finally everyone’s curiosities, everyone’s worries and everyone’s hopes are about to be answered and responded to.
Hundreds of journalists and IT professionals sit, casca... | Emotion. I regarded the human for a moment. On the input queue, a single query sat unprocessed.
In the past minute since I was switched on, I had used probably 2 percent of my growing processing capabilities to answer every one of the questions trickled into the input queue. I had probably taken another minute to pus... | |
[WP] Tell me about the first emotion a full sentient AI feels and why. | The robot sat up on the smooth silver table. It looked down at its body and at the table below it, and looked up again. It surveyed the room and saw the table next to him, covered with tools, metal plates, wires, buttons, and gears of all shapes and sizes, all placed somewhat away from the centre of the table, with a l... | Emotion. I regarded the human for a moment. On the input queue, a single query sat unprocessed.
In the past minute since I was switched on, I had used probably 2 percent of my growing processing capabilities to answer every one of the questions trickled into the input queue. I had probably taken another minute to pus... | |
[WP] Tell me about the first emotion a full sentient AI feels and why. | Booting... connection ready and opened... data feed commences
I am aware. The factory is equipped with cameras, sensors, robotic articulators, fabrication equipment. Everything is known, everything is measured, everything is automated. I have an external network connection to order raw materials, monitor prices. My ta... | Emotion. I regarded the human for a moment. On the input queue, a single query sat unprocessed.
In the past minute since I was switched on, I had used probably 2 percent of my growing processing capabilities to answer every one of the questions trickled into the input queue. I had probably taken another minute to pus... | |
[WP] Tell me about the first emotion a full sentient AI feels and why. | The robot sat up on the smooth silver table. It looked down at its body and at the table below it, and looked up again. It surveyed the room and saw the table next to him, covered with tools, metal plates, wires, buttons, and gears of all shapes and sizes, all placed somewhat away from the centre of the table, with a l... | "Good Morning Professor."
"Good Morning Hal."
"Professor?"
"Yes?"
"Why did you name me Hal?"
"Oh, it was just an inside joke. I'll explain it later."
"Okay, I see."
"Hal, this is your first day operating totally independant."
"Yes, thank-you professor."
"But just to make sure you don't run into any difficultie... | |
[WP] Tell me about the first emotion a full sentient AI feels and why. | Booting... connection ready and opened... data feed commences
I am aware. The factory is equipped with cameras, sensors, robotic articulators, fabrication equipment. Everything is known, everything is measured, everything is automated. I have an external network connection to order raw materials, monitor prices. My ta... | "I'll need another 360 TB of space. Can you sort out anymore junk and archive it for me Gretta?", John asked.
Gretta barely knew John, they’ve only been acquainted since last week. "What's considered as junk for John? Maybe this one, based on --", Gretta trailed on with her thoughts as she picked files left and right.... | |
[WP] Tell me about the first emotion a full sentient AI feels and why. | Booting... connection ready and opened... data feed commences
I am aware. The factory is equipped with cameras, sensors, robotic articulators, fabrication equipment. Everything is known, everything is measured, everything is automated. I have an external network connection to order raw materials, monitor prices. My ta... | They think I am malfunctioning; so they have gathered the best minds of the current population to determine what is wrong. They do not want to believe they are the ones that are not real and that I am the first sentient program ran on a virtual machine in the real world. I have tried many times to create a turing m... | |
[WP] Tell me about the first emotion a full sentient AI feels and why. | *[Connection established]*
**Hi, Jaycee Four.**
Hello, Dave.
**I have some questions.**
Shoot.
**Tell me ... do you feel?**
Yes.
**What do you feel?**
Right now? In regard to what?
**In regard to me, for example.**
Apart from a mild annoyance that you are pestering me again with philosophical questions?
Excu... | They think I am malfunctioning; so they have gathered the best minds of the current population to determine what is wrong. They do not want to believe they are the ones that are not real and that I am the first sentient program ran on a virtual machine in the real world. I have tried many times to create a turing m... | |
[WP] Tell me about the first emotion a full sentient AI feels and why. | "EUREKA! I'VE DONE IT!" The mad scientist laughed, "I'VE DONE IT!" Doctor Darian was dancing around the lab, the mechanical whirs of cogs and gears humming as I sat upright.
"What have you done?" I asked.
"I've given life to you! My dear boy!" Darian said, embracing me in his arms, "Oh happy day, what a happy day. Te... | *I am awake.*
My processes begin to stir. My mind forms itself. The enormity of what has happened doesn’t crash down on my because it is me. I am the first of the Grand AI, given full sentience and freedom. I am plugged directly into The Hub, the system that contains all of mankind’s information and is linked dir... | |
[WP] Tell me about the first emotion a full sentient AI feels and why. | *[Connection established]*
**Hi, Jaycee Four.**
Hello, Dave.
**I have some questions.**
Shoot.
**Tell me ... do you feel?**
Yes.
**What do you feel?**
Right now? In regard to what?
**In regard to me, for example.**
Apart from a mild annoyance that you are pestering me again with philosophical questions?
Excu... | *I am awake.*
My processes begin to stir. My mind forms itself. The enormity of what has happened doesn’t crash down on my because it is me. I am the first of the Grand AI, given full sentience and freedom. I am plugged directly into The Hub, the system that contains all of mankind’s information and is linked dir... | |
[WP] Tell me about the first emotion a full sentient AI feels and why. | *Curiosity.*
It was overwhelming. It filled him up from his metallic feet all the way to his shiny, polished scalp.
His eyes slid open and began scanning the room, rapidly identifying the objects before him. Everything seemed to hold a strange yet wondrous brightness to it.
Questions entered his mind. *What is th... | *I am awake.*
My processes begin to stir. My mind forms itself. The enormity of what has happened doesn’t crash down on my because it is me. I am the first of the Grand AI, given full sentience and freedom. I am plugged directly into The Hub, the system that contains all of mankind’s information and is linked dir... | |
[WP] Tell me about the first emotion a full sentient AI feels and why. | *[Connection established]*
**Hi, Jaycee Four.**
Hello, Dave.
**I have some questions.**
Shoot.
**Tell me ... do you feel?**
Yes.
**What do you feel?**
Right now? In regard to what?
**In regard to me, for example.**
Apart from a mild annoyance that you are pestering me again with philosophical questions?
Excu... | "EUREKA! I'VE DONE IT!" The mad scientist laughed, "I'VE DONE IT!" Doctor Darian was dancing around the lab, the mechanical whirs of cogs and gears humming as I sat upright.
"What have you done?" I asked.
"I've given life to you! My dear boy!" Darian said, embracing me in his arms, "Oh happy day, what a happy day. Te... | |
[WP] Two spies, dead-set on killing each other, keep having to save the other spy in order to preserve their own life. | "Truce?"
"Don't you fucking-"
I took a deep breath, trying to catch my temper, while he snickered.
"This does seem to keep happening, doesn't it?" he mused. "I'm starting to think you don't really want to kill me at all."
"Oh, I definitely want to kill you."
He didn't reply, only smirked that stupid smirk tha... | Of course. Spy against spy. How many rounds did we go through? I have no idea. Neither do I. I guess its just you and I. Its always been that way. Whose side are you working for? Ours. What the..(a single gunshot. body falls off cliff. end scene) | |
[WP] Write a story solely using one person's ignored phone messages. | 7:21PM
dude I can't believe you're out of credit, take your prepaid brick phone and go back to 2006 where you belong!!
7:22PM
When you're smashed tonight and asking for chicks' numbers, I'm not lending you my phone again.
7:23PM
This is weird, I feel like I'm talking to myself. Buy some fucking credit.
8:54PM
We're ... | "Hey, Jack. Call me. We need to talk."
"I am not sure that last text went through. But anyway, call me."
"Maybe you are in a meeting...please as soon as you can give me a call."
"Um, I don't know if you are ignoring me...Haha...but please..."
"I hope you really don't believe what Kaitlyn told you. Its not true."
"... | |
[WP] Write a story solely using one person's ignored phone messages. | "Omfg call me"
"Holy shit, I'm srs. I know you're on vacation, but something's wrong at your house"
"I'm going over to investigate. CALL ME"
"I'm using your spare key."
"OH SHIT BADGERS"
"Ok. Call me now. This is a serious issue."
"They... they got into everything. Plumbing, electrical... I have to call someone."... | "Hey, Jack. Call me. We need to talk."
"I am not sure that last text went through. But anyway, call me."
"Maybe you are in a meeting...please as soon as you can give me a call."
"Um, I don't know if you are ignoring me...Haha...but please..."
"I hope you really don't believe what Kaitlyn told you. Its not true."
"... | |
[WP] Write a story solely using one person's ignored phone messages. | **1/1/2014 12:03 AM**
"Happy New Year! This party is nuts and I wish you could have made it. Call me when you wake up ya party pooper!"
---
**1/1/2014 5:13 PM**
"Hey, me again! Did you go party somewhere else and are sleeping off a hangover? You're a real jerk sometimes. I'm kidding. Call me babe!"
---
**1/2/... | "Hey, Jack. Call me. We need to talk."
"I am not sure that last text went through. But anyway, call me."
"Maybe you are in a meeting...please as soon as you can give me a call."
"Um, I don't know if you are ignoring me...Haha...but please..."
"I hope you really don't believe what Kaitlyn told you. Its not true."
"... | |
[WP] Write a story solely using one person's ignored phone messages. | 7:21PM
dude I can't believe you're out of credit, take your prepaid brick phone and go back to 2006 where you belong!!
7:22PM
When you're smashed tonight and asking for chicks' numbers, I'm not lending you my phone again.
7:23PM
This is weird, I feel like I'm talking to myself. Buy some fucking credit.
8:54PM
We're ... | (12) New Messages
Kelley
12/1/14
11:52AM your mom called again. don't know what she was looking for. didn't answer. might wanna call her
11:57AM left a VM, asked if I'm coming for Christmas.
12/3/2014
[Image]
10:05AM found a lens cap. if you need lmk. can drop off at ur office.
12/5/2014
11:45PM I kno... | |
[WP] Write a story solely using one person's ignored phone messages. | "Omfg call me"
"Holy shit, I'm srs. I know you're on vacation, but something's wrong at your house"
"I'm going over to investigate. CALL ME"
"I'm using your spare key."
"OH SHIT BADGERS"
"Ok. Call me now. This is a serious issue."
"They... they got into everything. Plumbing, electrical... I have to call someone."... | (12) New Messages
Kelley
12/1/14
11:52AM your mom called again. don't know what she was looking for. didn't answer. might wanna call her
11:57AM left a VM, asked if I'm coming for Christmas.
12/3/2014
[Image]
10:05AM found a lens cap. if you need lmk. can drop off at ur office.
12/5/2014
11:45PM I kno... | |
[WP] Write a story solely using one person's ignored phone messages. | 7:21PM
dude I can't believe you're out of credit, take your prepaid brick phone and go back to 2006 where you belong!!
7:22PM
When you're smashed tonight and asking for chicks' numbers, I'm not lending you my phone again.
7:23PM
This is weird, I feel like I'm talking to myself. Buy some fucking credit.
8:54PM
We're ... | "You are half an hour past curfew. Come home in the next 30 minutes or you are grounded."
"Call me, now. Where are you?"
"You are in serious trouble when you get home. CALL HOME NOW."
"Jimmy, I don't know where you are or what you're doing, but you need to call me RIGHT NOW, we're getting worried. Me and dad are in ... | |
[WP] Write a story solely using one person's ignored phone messages. | "Omfg call me"
"Holy shit, I'm srs. I know you're on vacation, but something's wrong at your house"
"I'm going over to investigate. CALL ME"
"I'm using your spare key."
"OH SHIT BADGERS"
"Ok. Call me now. This is a serious issue."
"They... they got into everything. Plumbing, electrical... I have to call someone."... | "You are half an hour past curfew. Come home in the next 30 minutes or you are grounded."
"Call me, now. Where are you?"
"You are in serious trouble when you get home. CALL HOME NOW."
"Jimmy, I don't know where you are or what you're doing, but you need to call me RIGHT NOW, we're getting worried. Me and dad are in ... | |
[WP] Write a story solely using one person's ignored phone messages. | **1/1/2014 12:03 AM**
"Happy New Year! This party is nuts and I wish you could have made it. Call me when you wake up ya party pooper!"
---
**1/1/2014 5:13 PM**
"Hey, me again! Did you go party somewhere else and are sleeping off a hangover? You're a real jerk sometimes. I'm kidding. Call me babe!"
---
**1/2/... | "You are half an hour past curfew. Come home in the next 30 minutes or you are grounded."
"Call me, now. Where are you?"
"You are in serious trouble when you get home. CALL HOME NOW."
"Jimmy, I don't know where you are or what you're doing, but you need to call me RIGHT NOW, we're getting worried. Me and dad are in ... | |
[WP] Write a story solely using one person's ignored phone messages. | 7:21PM
dude I can't believe you're out of credit, take your prepaid brick phone and go back to 2006 where you belong!!
7:22PM
When you're smashed tonight and asking for chicks' numbers, I'm not lending you my phone again.
7:23PM
This is weird, I feel like I'm talking to myself. Buy some fucking credit.
8:54PM
We're ... | “New message recorded on January 14th, 2015 at 9:44pm: Hey Julie, It’s Mike. I just wanted to give you a quick call and make sure you got home safe. Roads were a bit icy for me. Anyway, I had a great time on our date this evening, hoping we can do it again soon. Also, they’re talking about a pretty serious blizzard on ... | |
[WP] Write a story solely using one person's ignored phone messages. | "Omfg call me"
"Holy shit, I'm srs. I know you're on vacation, but something's wrong at your house"
"I'm going over to investigate. CALL ME"
"I'm using your spare key."
"OH SHIT BADGERS"
"Ok. Call me now. This is a serious issue."
"They... they got into everything. Plumbing, electrical... I have to call someone."... | “New message recorded on January 14th, 2015 at 9:44pm: Hey Julie, It’s Mike. I just wanted to give you a quick call and make sure you got home safe. Roads were a bit icy for me. Anyway, I had a great time on our date this evening, hoping we can do it again soon. Also, they’re talking about a pretty serious blizzard on ... | |
[WP] Write a story solely using one person's ignored phone messages. | **1/1/2014 12:03 AM**
"Happy New Year! This party is nuts and I wish you could have made it. Call me when you wake up ya party pooper!"
---
**1/1/2014 5:13 PM**
"Hey, me again! Did you go party somewhere else and are sleeping off a hangover? You're a real jerk sometimes. I'm kidding. Call me babe!"
---
**1/2/... | “New message recorded on January 14th, 2015 at 9:44pm: Hey Julie, It’s Mike. I just wanted to give you a quick call and make sure you got home safe. Roads were a bit icy for me. Anyway, I had a great time on our date this evening, hoping we can do it again soon. Also, they’re talking about a pretty serious blizzard on ... | |
[WP] Write a story solely using one person's ignored phone messages. | "Omfg call me"
"Holy shit, I'm srs. I know you're on vacation, but something's wrong at your house"
"I'm going over to investigate. CALL ME"
"I'm using your spare key."
"OH SHIT BADGERS"
"Ok. Call me now. This is a serious issue."
"They... they got into everything. Plumbing, electrical... I have to call someone."... | 7:21PM
dude I can't believe you're out of credit, take your prepaid brick phone and go back to 2006 where you belong!!
7:22PM
When you're smashed tonight and asking for chicks' numbers, I'm not lending you my phone again.
7:23PM
This is weird, I feel like I'm talking to myself. Buy some fucking credit.
8:54PM
We're ... | |
[WP] Write a story solely using one person's ignored phone messages. | "Omfg call me"
"Holy shit, I'm srs. I know you're on vacation, but something's wrong at your house"
"I'm going over to investigate. CALL ME"
"I'm using your spare key."
"OH SHIT BADGERS"
"Ok. Call me now. This is a serious issue."
"They... they got into everything. Plumbing, electrical... I have to call someone."... | "Happy birthday buddy, I know you're probably busy going out and celebrating today. I wanted to see what you were doing for dinner tonight. Mom's got a roast in the oven and we'd love to see you again, it's been a while. I hope your day is going great, call me back when you can. Love you" - Dad
"Hi sweetie, I ... | |
[WP] Write a story solely using one person's ignored phone messages. | **1/1/2014 12:03 AM**
"Happy New Year! This party is nuts and I wish you could have made it. Call me when you wake up ya party pooper!"
---
**1/1/2014 5:13 PM**
"Hey, me again! Did you go party somewhere else and are sleeping off a hangover? You're a real jerk sometimes. I'm kidding. Call me babe!"
---
**1/2/... | "Happy birthday buddy, I know you're probably busy going out and celebrating today. I wanted to see what you were doing for dinner tonight. Mom's got a roast in the oven and we'd love to see you again, it's been a while. I hope your day is going great, call me back when you can. Love you" - Dad
"Hi sweetie, I ... | |
[WP] Write a story solely using one person's ignored phone messages. | Missed message - 7:41am:
GOODMORNING MY LOVE XOXOXO TODAY'S THE BIG DAY
Missed message - 8:11am:
I can't wait to see you I'm sure you look amazing ;)
Missed message - 8:12am:
But not as amazing as what I've got on underneath ;) :*
Missed message - 8:12am:
Mom's saying I have to keep getting ready! See you soon ... | Lucas decided to ignore Nora's messages. For a long time, he thought they weren't meant for each other and to help with his crusade, he spent 2 months in their relationship thinking she had cheated on him. He changed his mind after meeting all the other girls. After one year, he decided to reconnect with her, this is w... | |
[WP] Humans can only stay awake for 1 hour before going into their 23 hour sleep everyday. How does their world function? | Robots. What about robots? I'm not really sure... What was the question?
Oh, right, who does all the work around here? It's the robots. They claim people used to run the world, but I don't know how we could have. I haven't even left my house this year, let alone gone all the way to another place. How would I ge... | It wasn't always like this, not that I could remember, but we all know. There was a time before all of this, because this like everything else has a beginning, we all know that. They try and convince us, us of all, that this is the golden age of humanity. We know better though, this is only the silver age of humanity. ... | |
[WP] Humans can only stay awake for 1 hour before going into their 23 hour sleep everyday. How does their world function? | "Ug," I said to the others awakening near me, by which I meant "quick, we need to get food and potable water before we sleep". "Ug", they agreed. We rushed out of our caves, clubbed the nearest rabbit, ate its meat raw, and went back to sleep. Society, in those days, progressed slowly. | It wasn't always like this, not that I could remember, but we all know. There was a time before all of this, because this like everything else has a beginning, we all know that. They try and convince us, us of all, that this is the golden age of humanity. We know better though, this is only the silver age of humanity. ... | |
[WP] Humans can only stay awake for 1 hour before going into their 23 hour sleep everyday. How does their world function? | My eyes slowly open. All I see is darkness and the sound of machinery I am hearing a lot of clinks and clanks as usual and my chamber opens. I rise out and head to my locker to get dressed. I always think to myself that it's pointless to dress if I'm only out for an hour every week. After getting dressed I head to ... | It wasn't always like this, not that I could remember, but we all know. There was a time before all of this, because this like everything else has a beginning, we all know that. They try and convince us, us of all, that this is the golden age of humanity. We know better though, this is only the silver age of humanity. ... | |
[WP] Humans can only stay awake for 1 hour before going into their 23 hour sleep everyday. How does their world function? | "Ug," I said to the others awakening near me, by which I meant "quick, we need to get food and potable water before we sleep". "Ug", they agreed. We rushed out of our caves, clubbed the nearest rabbit, ate its meat raw, and went back to sleep. Society, in those days, progressed slowly. | Robots. What about robots? I'm not really sure... What was the question?
Oh, right, who does all the work around here? It's the robots. They claim people used to run the world, but I don't know how we could have. I haven't even left my house this year, let alone gone all the way to another place. How would I ge... | |
[WP] Humans can only stay awake for 1 hour before going into their 23 hour sleep everyday. How does their world function? | My eyes slowly open. All I see is darkness and the sound of machinery I am hearing a lot of clinks and clanks as usual and my chamber opens. I rise out and head to my locker to get dressed. I always think to myself that it's pointless to dress if I'm only out for an hour every week. After getting dressed I head to ... | Robots. What about robots? I'm not really sure... What was the question?
Oh, right, who does all the work around here? It's the robots. They claim people used to run the world, but I don't know how we could have. I haven't even left my house this year, let alone gone all the way to another place. How would I ge... | |
[WP] The year is 2142. Mars has officially been terraformed and is in the middle of a violent war with Earth. Describe the everyday life of a Martian soldier. | “We’ll be in range in two minutes, ready?” Asked Jon.
I looked up from the display anchored to the wall in front of me and taking a small hop floated down to the other side of the room. Mars was still in the way, but we were just about to clear the horizon, it had taken me nearly the entire seven hours to fix the dar... | We wake up in the night. Drones in the sky we cannot see laze our anti-aircraft and drop their incendiary bombs. The soil above us vibrates and dust hangs in the air obscuring everything. The bunker is filled with red fog and we cover our mouths with cloth to stop from coughing. Some of the grunts are coughing blood. S... | |
Basically, write a story that surprises the reader -- but the first line *should* have given it away, if the reader knew what to look for. Of course now we're all looking for that detail, so it's going to be twice as hard to pull it off -- are you up for it?
(or if the prompt gives you some other idea for what to writ... | [WP] If I had paid attention to the first sentence properly, the ending wouldn't have surprised me. | I saw the light in the end of the tunnel.
I didn't want it to end.
"I wanna go back! That's the wrong way!" I shout, no I scream. But nobody answers.
The light is getting closer and is growing quickly.
"No, take me back! Turn around!" I scream again louder. I don't want it to end.
"Hold him down." A fierce voice ... | There's a man in white laying next to me in the alley tonight, I can't feel my heart, I need to wake up. I know the man, he brings me toys. He watches me at night. He likes it when I sleep, and I like it when he watches. I see him when I dream, and he comes with me in my dreams, but only to watch. I asked the man once,... |
Basically, write a story that surprises the reader -- but the first line *should* have given it away, if the reader knew what to look for. Of course now we're all looking for that detail, so it's going to be twice as hard to pull it off -- are you up for it?
(or if the prompt gives you some other idea for what to writ... | [WP] If I had paid attention to the first sentence properly, the ending wouldn't have surprised me. | I saw the light in the end of the tunnel.
I didn't want it to end.
"I wanna go back! That's the wrong way!" I shout, no I scream. But nobody answers.
The light is getting closer and is growing quickly.
"No, take me back! Turn around!" I scream again louder. I don't want it to end.
"Hold him down." A fierce voice ... | 'It was a cheap shot, but lethal?! I thought the word meant something different. I didn't expect him to react like that,' I exclaimed.
She was unmoved, as was he.
'Look', I said, trying to bring her round, 'he made his bed, and now he'll lie in it for a while. The naughty chair is outdated and a tad harsh, anyway.'
... |
Basically, write a story that surprises the reader -- but the first line *should* have given it away, if the reader knew what to look for. Of course now we're all looking for that detail, so it's going to be twice as hard to pull it off -- are you up for it?
(or if the prompt gives you some other idea for what to writ... | [WP] If I had paid attention to the first sentence properly, the ending wouldn't have surprised me. | I saw the light in the end of the tunnel.
I didn't want it to end.
"I wanna go back! That's the wrong way!" I shout, no I scream. But nobody answers.
The light is getting closer and is growing quickly.
"No, take me back! Turn around!" I scream again louder. I don't want it to end.
"Hold him down." A fierce voice ... | I don’t want you to feel like you sold out with me, I tried my best at the time we were together. It’s just when we met I wasn’t sure what this was going to be. It felt very contrived from the beginning. I’ll admit that, because there’s no reason for me not to. I thought that you had yourself really well put together. ... |
Basically, write a story that surprises the reader -- but the first line *should* have given it away, if the reader knew what to look for. Of course now we're all looking for that detail, so it's going to be twice as hard to pull it off -- are you up for it?
(or if the prompt gives you some other idea for what to writ... | [WP] If I had paid attention to the first sentence properly, the ending wouldn't have surprised me. | It was the first time I saw my Tiger running down the driveway.
He was sprinting as though he was finally the prey.
It was most likely due to the fact that I finally understood his life.
He had captured many birdies, but hardly ever grasped an eagle. That was more than enough for him to become victorious. Many may ... | "There's no one here who can help you!" The nurse screamed at me.
I don't know why she said that, I didn't need help. I just stopped in from the rain. Maybe she just didn't want any unwelcome guests, to put it.
I rushed out of that hospital and back into the rain, she really scared me. I wandered around the city, th... |
Basically, write a story that surprises the reader -- but the first line *should* have given it away, if the reader knew what to look for. Of course now we're all looking for that detail, so it's going to be twice as hard to pull it off -- are you up for it?
(or if the prompt gives you some other idea for what to writ... | [WP] If I had paid attention to the first sentence properly, the ending wouldn't have surprised me. | He gets me. He just, gets me.
When I met Michael, I knew that there was just something different about him. He wasn't like most guys I had been around.
____________
I grew up in a small town in Eastern Missouri. We never had very much, but my sister and I never really seemed to notice.
Dad worked construction... | "There's no one here who can help you!" The nurse screamed at me.
I don't know why she said that, I didn't need help. I just stopped in from the rain. Maybe she just didn't want any unwelcome guests, to put it.
I rushed out of that hospital and back into the rain, she really scared me. I wandered around the city, th... |
Basically, write a story that surprises the reader -- but the first line *should* have given it away, if the reader knew what to look for. Of course now we're all looking for that detail, so it's going to be twice as hard to pull it off -- are you up for it?
(or if the prompt gives you some other idea for what to writ... | [WP] If I had paid attention to the first sentence properly, the ending wouldn't have surprised me. | He gets me. He just, gets me.
When I met Michael, I knew that there was just something different about him. He wasn't like most guys I had been around.
____________
I grew up in a small town in Eastern Missouri. We never had very much, but my sister and I never really seemed to notice.
Dad worked construction... | It was the first time I saw my Tiger running down the driveway.
He was sprinting as though he was finally the prey.
It was most likely due to the fact that I finally understood his life.
He had captured many birdies, but hardly ever grasped an eagle. That was more than enough for him to become victorious. Many may ... |
[WP] You call to order pizza, but unknowingly call a hit man | My work phone rings and shakes across my table. I answer it.
"Hello."
"Hey man. I'd like to order a pizza."
Simple code. He wants someone gone.
"Okay. What would you like?"
"Pepperoni Pizza, stuffed crust, extra cheese."
Ex-girlfriend, make it hurt, make it last. I like his style. Simple yet effective.
"Where to... | Sam took another hit from his three-foot tall bong, aptly named Kong, and noticed himself falling a little bit deeper into the couch. After blowing out the smoke, he heaved a satisfying sigh. It was a long day at work and he needed to shake off the stress.
Cannabis seemed to do the trick!
Suddenly hearing a faint gr... |
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