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[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | I'm not sure how I turned, nor why I'm still able to think, but I do know I'm still the useless me.
I couldn't do well in school, couldn't find a job, couldn't make family proud. Now that I'm a zombie-thing, I can't even spark off the apocalypse with a bang.
Zombie games taught me that I'm supposed to run after and... | *Some adult language and content.
“My God, he’s fat,” said Rebecca.
Molly sighed. “Well that's kind of the point isn't it? We can’t have a show called Living With the World’s Fattest Man if the dude is just slightly overweight.”
“I know but seriously, how can anyone let themselves get that big?”
“A bad childhood, a... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | Dafeng China, 920 square miles, and a producer of nearly one million pigs per year. Dumplings, Hoisin stir fry, Mapo Dofu, all of these delicious little treats feeding an ever growing empire of people too swollen in ancestry and agriculture. It was in the blood of a single pig that the virus was born. After being fed a... | *Some adult language and content.
“My God, he’s fat,” said Rebecca.
Molly sighed. “Well that's kind of the point isn't it? We can’t have a show called Living With the World’s Fattest Man if the dude is just slightly overweight.”
“I know but seriously, how can anyone let themselves get that big?”
“A bad childhood, a... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | I'm not sure how I turned, nor why I'm still able to think, but I do know I'm still the useless me.
I couldn't do well in school, couldn't find a job, couldn't make family proud. Now that I'm a zombie-thing, I can't even spark off the apocalypse with a bang.
Zombie games taught me that I'm supposed to run after and... | “This is just getting sad.”
“Shut up, Jack. I’m tryna get a good look.”
Greg had always kind of been an asshole like that, but he had definitely taken it to a whole new level. It wasn’t really the huge event everyone thought it would be. I mean, sure the media made a whole damn circus of the thing when it first hit t... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | "Oh, look… Here come's Ed."
It was one of those too-warm April days in small-town South, harbinger of a scorching summer to come. A large man stumbled down the middle of the main road. A small kid on a bike was riding circles around him as he ambled along. He droned some barely intelligible phrase, counterpoint to... | Terry awoke to the bright sunlight streaming through his blinds. He looked over at his clock to see the illuminated “5:45AM” in those obnoxious red, digital letters. He had to get back to the chimp zoo before the exhibits opened, but he still had a few minutes before he had to get up.
Terry rolled over to see Bob stil... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | First off, I'd like to say that I'm all for solar power and alternative energy and stuff like that. But it does have a downside. In our neighborhood we call him Larry.
Larry rolls around in his little solar powered handicap scooter drooling on himself and calling out, "Brains..." It's more of a wail than a call reall... | Terry awoke to the bright sunlight streaming through his blinds. He looked over at his clock to see the illuminated “5:45AM” in those obnoxious red, digital letters. He had to get back to the chimp zoo before the exhibits opened, but he still had a few minutes before he had to get up.
Terry rolled over to see Bob stil... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | Larry just couldn't catch a break.
He slowly trudged onward, some dead part of his brain guiding him towards food. His life had been pretty shit so far he mused.
Never had a girlfriend, no close friends, not even interesting enough to get bullied in school let alone noticed. Then an endless stream of menial jobs, se... | Terry awoke to the bright sunlight streaming through his blinds. He looked over at his clock to see the illuminated “5:45AM” in those obnoxious red, digital letters. He had to get back to the chimp zoo before the exhibits opened, but he still had a few minutes before he had to get up.
Terry rolled over to see Bob stil... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | Dafeng China, 920 square miles, and a producer of nearly one million pigs per year. Dumplings, Hoisin stir fry, Mapo Dofu, all of these delicious little treats feeding an ever growing empire of people too swollen in ancestry and agriculture. It was in the blood of a single pig that the virus was born. After being fed a... | Terry awoke to the bright sunlight streaming through his blinds. He looked over at his clock to see the illuminated “5:45AM” in those obnoxious red, digital letters. He had to get back to the chimp zoo before the exhibits opened, but he still had a few minutes before he had to get up.
Terry rolled over to see Bob stil... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | John's eyes were dead, but then they'd never really been alive. He shuffled across the street, head down, his double-chin resting against his soft, squishy chest.
A pair of kids on bicycles rode shakily by, both of them just fresh off of the training wheels. They swerved around him, their noses bunched up at the stro... | Terry awoke to the bright sunlight streaming through his blinds. He looked over at his clock to see the illuminated “5:45AM” in those obnoxious red, digital letters. He had to get back to the chimp zoo before the exhibits opened, but he still had a few minutes before he had to get up.
Terry rolled over to see Bob stil... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | The Zombie Apocalypse did happen, but there was only ever ONE Zombie in the Whooole planet. How ever did we manage *that*?
The world's reaction to ROB THE ZOB's discovery was interesting...Confronted with evidence of life after death, most moderate leaders simply stopped treating their holy books literarily and used t... | Terry awoke to the bright sunlight streaming through his blinds. He looked over at his clock to see the illuminated “5:45AM” in those obnoxious red, digital letters. He had to get back to the chimp zoo before the exhibits opened, but he still had a few minutes before he had to get up.
Terry rolled over to see Bob stil... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | "Okay folks, to your left, is the only known Zombie in existence."
Announced he guide as his hands directed us to his right and our left.
Moans and shuffling could be heard as it walked towards the bars.
"Muuuaaaaarrrrr"
"Do not fear folks, you are in no danger as it is properly restrained within it's cage. Let us... | Terry awoke to the bright sunlight streaming through his blinds. He looked over at his clock to see the illuminated “5:45AM” in those obnoxious red, digital letters. He had to get back to the chimp zoo before the exhibits opened, but he still had a few minutes before he had to get up.
Terry rolled over to see Bob stil... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | Dafeng China, 920 square miles, and a producer of nearly one million pigs per year. Dumplings, Hoisin stir fry, Mapo Dofu, all of these delicious little treats feeding an ever growing empire of people too swollen in ancestry and agriculture. It was in the blood of a single pig that the virus was born. After being fed a... | At first, Phillipe was slow and mellow.
Quite a boring and oddly shaped fellow.
Works with chemicals all day and accidentally did spray,
A goo that was awful smelling and yellow.
Maude awoke to a thump in the night.
Bounced out of her bed at the sight,
Of the slight rotting flesh and stinking of death.
Tilted m... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | Larry just couldn't catch a break.
He slowly trudged onward, some dead part of his brain guiding him towards food. His life had been pretty shit so far he mused.
Never had a girlfriend, no close friends, not even interesting enough to get bullied in school let alone noticed. Then an endless stream of menial jobs, se... | "Oh, look… Here come's Ed."
It was one of those too-warm April days in small-town South, harbinger of a scorching summer to come. A large man stumbled down the middle of the main road. A small kid on a bike was riding circles around him as he ambled along. He droned some barely intelligible phrase, counterpoint to... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | Dafeng China, 920 square miles, and a producer of nearly one million pigs per year. Dumplings, Hoisin stir fry, Mapo Dofu, all of these delicious little treats feeding an ever growing empire of people too swollen in ancestry and agriculture. It was in the blood of a single pig that the virus was born. After being fed a... | "Oh, look… Here come's Ed."
It was one of those too-warm April days in small-town South, harbinger of a scorching summer to come. A large man stumbled down the middle of the main road. A small kid on a bike was riding circles around him as he ambled along. He droned some barely intelligible phrase, counterpoint to... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | John's eyes were dead, but then they'd never really been alive. He shuffled across the street, head down, his double-chin resting against his soft, squishy chest.
A pair of kids on bicycles rode shakily by, both of them just fresh off of the training wheels. They swerved around him, their noses bunched up at the stro... | "Oh, look… Here come's Ed."
It was one of those too-warm April days in small-town South, harbinger of a scorching summer to come. A large man stumbled down the middle of the main road. A small kid on a bike was riding circles around him as he ambled along. He droned some barely intelligible phrase, counterpoint to... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | John's eyes were dead, but then they'd never really been alive. He shuffled across the street, head down, his double-chin resting against his soft, squishy chest.
A pair of kids on bicycles rode shakily by, both of them just fresh off of the training wheels. They swerved around him, their noses bunched up at the stro... | First off, I'd like to say that I'm all for solar power and alternative energy and stuff like that. But it does have a downside. In our neighborhood we call him Larry.
Larry rolls around in his little solar powered handicap scooter drooling on himself and calling out, "Brains..." It's more of a wail than a call reall... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | John's eyes were dead, but then they'd never really been alive. He shuffled across the street, head down, his double-chin resting against his soft, squishy chest.
A pair of kids on bicycles rode shakily by, both of them just fresh off of the training wheels. They swerved around him, their noses bunched up at the stro... | Larry just couldn't catch a break.
He slowly trudged onward, some dead part of his brain guiding him towards food. His life had been pretty shit so far he mused.
Never had a girlfriend, no close friends, not even interesting enough to get bullied in school let alone noticed. Then an endless stream of menial jobs, se... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | "Okay folks, to your left, is the only known Zombie in existence."
Announced he guide as his hands directed us to his right and our left.
Moans and shuffling could be heard as it walked towards the bars.
"Muuuaaaaarrrrr"
"Do not fear folks, you are in no danger as it is properly restrained within it's cage. Let us... | It was Harold Kestrel's seventh Seven-Squared burger of the day. A Seven-Squared burger was seven patties and seven cheeses, with any and all toppings added at the buyer's discretion. Harold Kestrel, it must be known, left no toppings off, except for pickles, which he despised. The things had to be held together by thi... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | "Okay folks, to your left, is the only known Zombie in existence."
Announced he guide as his hands directed us to his right and our left.
Moans and shuffling could be heard as it walked towards the bars.
"Muuuaaaaarrrrr"
"Do not fear folks, you are in no danger as it is properly restrained within it's cage. Let us... | The Zombie Apocalypse did happen, but there was only ever ONE Zombie in the Whooole planet. How ever did we manage *that*?
The world's reaction to ROB THE ZOB's discovery was interesting...Confronted with evidence of life after death, most moderate leaders simply stopped treating their holy books literarily and used t... | |
[WP] The zombie outbreak starts, but the first (and only) zombie is an overweight man that can't catch anyone. | Martha pulled on Louise’s sleeve, looking up to her with her large doe eyes.
“Mommy, I want to see Steve!”
Louise flinched, resisting the urge to frown. She knelt down to her daughter, placing her hands gently on her shoulders.
“Are you sure honey? Maybe we can look at the giraffes again.
But Martha shook her head ... | "What's that smell?"
"What sme--Oh, beurgh, yah, come on."
"Where?"
"Upwind, no time to explain."
"No need to shove, I'm moving."
"Yeah but so is he."
"Who?"
"Our Jason, the only zombie in Devon."
"You're mad."
"Am not. come up this way and we'll double back."
"I will not!"
"Coward?"
"Am not!"
"Least bit c... | |
[WP] You are about to evaluate a patient at a mental hospital. When you open the door to the patient's room, you see that the patient sitting and waiting to be evaluated is you. | The long narrow corridor stretched out before me. For some reason, today of all days, it seemed to take forever to get to room 413.
I glanced down at the patient's chart and read over his history.
"Hallucinations, dissociation with reality," I let out a long winded sigh.
"Why do I always get the crazy ones before... | "Hey there twin! Long time no see... like... since birth. How have you been?"
I was trying to keep calm, and I told the funniest thing I could think of, with a face looking like that thing my kid calls "bad pokerface". He said, "Wow, that's so accurate that it's creepy", with the exact same creeped-out bad pokerface. | |
[WP] You are about to evaluate a patient at a mental hospital. When you open the door to the patient's room, you see that the patient sitting and waiting to be evaluated is you. | "Oh, for fuck's sake. Jemma!" I slam the door and stalk back to the observation soon. I can hear her sniggering down the hall.
"You're getting written up for that." My threat is not an idle one. If she's gone an dragged some poor sop from temporal into this, heads will roll.
"Awww," she sits up straight in her overly... | "Hey there twin! Long time no see... like... since birth. How have you been?"
I was trying to keep calm, and I told the funniest thing I could think of, with a face looking like that thing my kid calls "bad pokerface". He said, "Wow, that's so accurate that it's creepy", with the exact same creeped-out bad pokerface. | |
It only sends messages to the past. It's not possible to send information into the future, silly. | [WP] You've finally managed to build it-- a machine that sends messages to the past. You power it up and immediately begin getting message from your future self. | Ngugi,
I will be brief, Ngugi. This is a message from you, from your future self. As proof I am who I say I am - our imaginary friend, in our little house all those years ago, was a tiger, and his name was Solomon.
Time being what it is, I already recieved this message from myself, and know that you won't believe it ... | You are sixteen,
I am thirty.
I have seen such wondrous things,
Dragons in the skin of man,
Battles for a dead king.
You don't understand right now,
You won't want to hear the truth,
That the greatest moments in your life,
Won't be your youth. |
It only sends messages to the past. It's not possible to send information into the future, silly. | [WP] You've finally managed to build it-- a machine that sends messages to the past. You power it up and immediately begin getting message from your future self. | He flipped the switch and the entire neighborhood's lights flickered. Whoa. So his invention took a little more power than he had been expecting. Well, that shouldn't actually be so surprising. He was, after all, breaching the fabric of timespace here, even if it was only a submicroscopic fissure just large enough to t... | You are sixteen,
I am thirty.
I have seen such wondrous things,
Dragons in the skin of man,
Battles for a dead king.
You don't understand right now,
You won't want to hear the truth,
That the greatest moments in your life,
Won't be your youth. |
It only sends messages to the past. It's not possible to send information into the future, silly. | [WP] You've finally managed to build it-- a machine that sends messages to the past. You power it up and immediately begin getting message from your future self. | Write down this message. Commit it to paper and keep it close. Commit it to memory. Ensure that you will be able to recall it years from now. Then burn the paper and destroy the machine. Melt it to slag and erase the blueprints. Leave nothing behind.
Please, do this for your own sake, or you will find yourself walkin... | You are sixteen,
I am thirty.
I have seen such wondrous things,
Dragons in the skin of man,
Battles for a dead king.
You don't understand right now,
You won't want to hear the truth,
That the greatest moments in your life,
Won't be your youth. |
It only sends messages to the past. It's not possible to send information into the future, silly. | [WP] You've finally managed to build it-- a machine that sends messages to the past. You power it up and immediately begin getting message from your future self. | He flipped the switch and the entire neighborhood's lights flickered. Whoa. So his invention took a little more power than he had been expecting. Well, that shouldn't actually be so surprising. He was, after all, breaching the fabric of timespace here, even if it was only a submicroscopic fissure just large enough to t... | Ngugi,
I will be brief, Ngugi. This is a message from you, from your future self. As proof I am who I say I am - our imaginary friend, in our little house all those years ago, was a tiger, and his name was Solomon.
Time being what it is, I already recieved this message from myself, and know that you won't believe it ... |
It only sends messages to the past. It's not possible to send information into the future, silly. | [WP] You've finally managed to build it-- a machine that sends messages to the past. You power it up and immediately begin getting message from your future self. | Write down this message. Commit it to paper and keep it close. Commit it to memory. Ensure that you will be able to recall it years from now. Then burn the paper and destroy the machine. Melt it to slag and erase the blueprints. Leave nothing behind.
Please, do this for your own sake, or you will find yourself walkin... | Ngugi,
I will be brief, Ngugi. This is a message from you, from your future self. As proof I am who I say I am - our imaginary friend, in our little house all those years ago, was a tiger, and his name was Solomon.
Time being what it is, I already recieved this message from myself, and know that you won't believe it ... |
[WP] The Nazis won WW2 in 1952 when they nuked Washington DC and New York city, they now control the entire planet, describe the day for an average citizen in 2015 | This isn't a story but if you liked this prompt there's a fake newspaper that reports as if the south won the American civil war. America sides with Nazi Germany in that timeline and it's pretty awesome.
Edit: I can't find the link | Misunderstood the prompt slightly. Sorry.
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I got onto the monorail, my brunette hair covered up with a wig and my dark eyes disguised with paler contacts. I had assumed a false identity to protect myself, to preserve my ... | |
[WP] The Nazis won WW2 in 1952 when they nuked Washington DC and New York city, they now control the entire planet, describe the day for an average citizen in 2015 | Braun never left Germany. Never. And thus we all perished in the burgeoning cloud, ashes of the incinerated past commingled with the radioactive birthing-screams of a new generation, the ones spared Hitler's *Hauptbebauungsplan* executed with the ardor that only a dying republic could know - the fury of those backed up... | Misunderstood the prompt slightly. Sorry.
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I got onto the monorail, my brunette hair covered up with a wig and my dark eyes disguised with paler contacts. I had assumed a false identity to protect myself, to preserve my ... | |
[WP] The Nazis won WW2 in 1952 when they nuked Washington DC and New York city, they now control the entire planet, describe the day for an average citizen in 2015 | I know this is in writing prompts, but I really wanted to say this.
The other day at my school, a holocaust survivor spoke at my school. This was his last public speaking because it has gotten harder as he ages. Anyway, at one point he showed us a picture of a dark haired German lady getting tested to determine whethe... | Misunderstood the prompt slightly. Sorry.
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I got onto the monorail, my brunette hair covered up with a wig and my dark eyes disguised with paler contacts. I had assumed a false identity to protect myself, to preserve my ... | |
[WP] The Nazis won WW2 in 1952 when they nuked Washington DC and New York city, they now control the entire planet, describe the day for an average citizen in 2015 | Leon had always showed a fondness for history, it made him proud to be German. Some radicals and hypocrites said Germany had committed atrocities during the Great War of Unification. It was common knowledge that every country involved had at some point, but at least they weren't as bad as what America had done to thei... | Misunderstood the prompt slightly. Sorry.
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I got onto the monorail, my brunette hair covered up with a wig and my dark eyes disguised with paler contacts. I had assumed a false identity to protect myself, to preserve my ... | |
[WP] The Nazis won WW2 in 1952 when they nuked Washington DC and New York city, they now control the entire planet, describe the day for an average citizen in 2015 | A Day In My Life
By Lawrence M. Keizer, machinist, Krupp Shipyards, Portland, Oregon, Fascist States of America.
6:00 A.M.- Wake up to my cheap, limited-range "people's receiver" radio.
6:15 A.M.- Eat a breakfast of eggs and bacon, provided by what I assume was some poor Dutchman when the Krauts looted his stuff.
6:4... | Misunderstood the prompt slightly. Sorry.
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I got onto the monorail, my brunette hair covered up with a wig and my dark eyes disguised with paler contacts. I had assumed a false identity to protect myself, to preserve my ... | |
[WP] The Nazis won WW2 in 1952 when they nuked Washington DC and New York city, they now control the entire planet, describe the day for an average citizen in 2015 | Braun never left Germany. Never. And thus we all perished in the burgeoning cloud, ashes of the incinerated past commingled with the radioactive birthing-screams of a new generation, the ones spared Hitler's *Hauptbebauungsplan* executed with the ardor that only a dying republic could know - the fury of those backed up... | IT took six decades to form the strength to resist they controlled everything, freedoms defined and histories banned at a global level. The resistance started slowly some graffiti in the corners, a slashed tire a few bolts missing from their machine. Their strength alone defined our weakness they needn't notice such ... | |
[WP] The Nazis won WW2 in 1952 when they nuked Washington DC and New York city, they now control the entire planet, describe the day for an average citizen in 2015 | A Day In My Life
By Lawrence M. Keizer, machinist, Krupp Shipyards, Portland, Oregon, Fascist States of America.
6:00 A.M.- Wake up to my cheap, limited-range "people's receiver" radio.
6:15 A.M.- Eat a breakfast of eggs and bacon, provided by what I assume was some poor Dutchman when the Krauts looted his stuff.
6:4... | IT took six decades to form the strength to resist they controlled everything, freedoms defined and histories banned at a global level. The resistance started slowly some graffiti in the corners, a slashed tire a few bolts missing from their machine. Their strength alone defined our weakness they needn't notice such ... | |
[WP] The Nazis won WW2 in 1952 when they nuked Washington DC and New York city, they now control the entire planet, describe the day for an average citizen in 2015 | Braun never left Germany. Never. And thus we all perished in the burgeoning cloud, ashes of the incinerated past commingled with the radioactive birthing-screams of a new generation, the ones spared Hitler's *Hauptbebauungsplan* executed with the ardor that only a dying republic could know - the fury of those backed up... | This isn't a story but if you liked this prompt there's a fake newspaper that reports as if the south won the American civil war. America sides with Nazi Germany in that timeline and it's pretty awesome.
Edit: I can't find the link | |
[WP] The Nazis won WW2 in 1952 when they nuked Washington DC and New York city, they now control the entire planet, describe the day for an average citizen in 2015 | Leon had always showed a fondness for history, it made him proud to be German. Some radicals and hypocrites said Germany had committed atrocities during the Great War of Unification. It was common knowledge that every country involved had at some point, but at least they weren't as bad as what America had done to thei... | This isn't a story but if you liked this prompt there's a fake newspaper that reports as if the south won the American civil war. America sides with Nazi Germany in that timeline and it's pretty awesome.
Edit: I can't find the link | |
[WP] The Nazis won WW2 in 1952 when they nuked Washington DC and New York city, they now control the entire planet, describe the day for an average citizen in 2015 | A Day In My Life
By Lawrence M. Keizer, machinist, Krupp Shipyards, Portland, Oregon, Fascist States of America.
6:00 A.M.- Wake up to my cheap, limited-range "people's receiver" radio.
6:15 A.M.- Eat a breakfast of eggs and bacon, provided by what I assume was some poor Dutchman when the Krauts looted his stuff.
6:4... | This isn't a story but if you liked this prompt there's a fake newspaper that reports as if the south won the American civil war. America sides with Nazi Germany in that timeline and it's pretty awesome.
Edit: I can't find the link | |
[WP] The Nazis won WW2 in 1952 when they nuked Washington DC and New York city, they now control the entire planet, describe the day for an average citizen in 2015 | Leon had always showed a fondness for history, it made him proud to be German. Some radicals and hypocrites said Germany had committed atrocities during the Great War of Unification. It was common knowledge that every country involved had at some point, but at least they weren't as bad as what America had done to thei... | I know this is in writing prompts, but I really wanted to say this.
The other day at my school, a holocaust survivor spoke at my school. This was his last public speaking because it has gotten harder as he ages. Anyway, at one point he showed us a picture of a dark haired German lady getting tested to determine whethe... | |
[WP] The Nazis won WW2 in 1952 when they nuked Washington DC and New York city, they now control the entire planet, describe the day for an average citizen in 2015 | A Day In My Life
By Lawrence M. Keizer, machinist, Krupp Shipyards, Portland, Oregon, Fascist States of America.
6:00 A.M.- Wake up to my cheap, limited-range "people's receiver" radio.
6:15 A.M.- Eat a breakfast of eggs and bacon, provided by what I assume was some poor Dutchman when the Krauts looted his stuff.
6:4... | I know this is in writing prompts, but I really wanted to say this.
The other day at my school, a holocaust survivor spoke at my school. This was his last public speaking because it has gotten harder as he ages. Anyway, at one point he showed us a picture of a dark haired German lady getting tested to determine whethe... | |
[WP] The Nazis won WW2 in 1952 when they nuked Washington DC and New York city, they now control the entire planet, describe the day for an average citizen in 2015 | A Day In My Life
By Lawrence M. Keizer, machinist, Krupp Shipyards, Portland, Oregon, Fascist States of America.
6:00 A.M.- Wake up to my cheap, limited-range "people's receiver" radio.
6:15 A.M.- Eat a breakfast of eggs and bacon, provided by what I assume was some poor Dutchman when the Krauts looted his stuff.
6:4... | Leon had always showed a fondness for history, it made him proud to be German. Some radicals and hypocrites said Germany had committed atrocities during the Great War of Unification. It was common knowledge that every country involved had at some point, but at least they weren't as bad as what America had done to thei... | |
Today I saw a goose. Thought of the game, then thought of Reddit. | [WP] Write about the most high stakes game of "Duck, Duck, Goose" ever played. | I gritted my teeth. How ironic, I thought to myself, that it should come to this. Behind the twisted combination of grimace and grin splattered across my face, I was inwardly chuckling. Out of fear or insanity, I don't know. But I was laughing.
It's kind of funny, the way things turn out sometimes. At one point, somet... | I'm screaming and shouting, kicking my legs, the burlap sack on my head is scratching my face. "Let me go!" I chant over and over again. Being kidnapped pissed me off.
They drag me into a room, and sit me down criss cross on the ground, I can feel two other men at my sides sitting criss cross.
Lights go on and the ... |
Today I saw a goose. Thought of the game, then thought of Reddit. | [WP] Write about the most high stakes game of "Duck, Duck, Goose" ever played. | [EU] Duck, Duck, Goose: (Part 1/2)
'Would you like to play a game?'
I felt myself shudder, boiling up out of darkness into a consciousness gripped with a pain, dull, heavy, and wrapped around my skull. Groaning, I forced my eyes open and tried to focus on the grainy television monitor in front of me, tried to blink ... | I'm screaming and shouting, kicking my legs, the burlap sack on my head is scratching my face. "Let me go!" I chant over and over again. Being kidnapped pissed me off.
They drag me into a room, and sit me down criss cross on the ground, I can feel two other men at my sides sitting criss cross.
Lights go on and the ... |
Today I saw a goose. Thought of the game, then thought of Reddit. | [WP] Write about the most high stakes game of "Duck, Duck, Goose" ever played. | *I wrote a song for this prompt. Lyrics below; listen/watch here: [http://youtu.be/7AhMQuGC_yA](http://youtu.be/7AhMQuGC_yA)*
**Duck, Duck, Goose**
You pass by men, men crazy for you,
quacking about what they'd like to do
if you made them your goose.
And I patiently sit, feet under my knees,
waiting for your ... | I'm screaming and shouting, kicking my legs, the burlap sack on my head is scratching my face. "Let me go!" I chant over and over again. Being kidnapped pissed me off.
They drag me into a room, and sit me down criss cross on the ground, I can feel two other men at my sides sitting criss cross.
Lights go on and the ... |
Today I saw a goose. Thought of the game, then thought of Reddit. | [WP] Write about the most high stakes game of "Duck, Duck, Goose" ever played. | [EU] Duck, Duck, Goose: (Part 1/2)
'Would you like to play a game?'
I felt myself shudder, boiling up out of darkness into a consciousness gripped with a pain, dull, heavy, and wrapped around my skull. Groaning, I forced my eyes open and tried to focus on the grainy television monitor in front of me, tried to blink ... | “Do you know why I brought you all here today?,” Stefano Pussetti, the infamous mafia boss, said in his characteristically soft, yet fear inducing voice.
His lieutenants sat in wooden chairs forming a circle in the dark, dirty backroom of Marcus’s Pizzeria. A single light shone onto the floor in the center of the circ... |
Today I saw a goose. Thought of the game, then thought of Reddit. | [WP] Write about the most high stakes game of "Duck, Duck, Goose" ever played. | "Lieutenant Jacobs, since you never gave us that helicopter we so kindly asked for TWO hours ago we're going to play a game. With the hostages. "
A smile came across his face as he eyed the hostages, bags around their heads, sitting in a circle.
"Okay there Jack let's be cool about this, I'm working on getting the ... | Huh. That's odd. I don't live with anyone.
What the hell's that? It's... damn, I think it's some sorta *mask*. The scary types, y'know. Like you see in the movies. I need a coffee.
I can't move. Why can't I move? I dunno. I'm going back to sleep.
What the hell are the neighbors doing? They just came into my house wi... |
Today I saw a goose. Thought of the game, then thought of Reddit. | [WP] Write about the most high stakes game of "Duck, Duck, Goose" ever played. | *I wrote a song for this prompt. Lyrics below; listen/watch here: [http://youtu.be/7AhMQuGC_yA](http://youtu.be/7AhMQuGC_yA)*
**Duck, Duck, Goose**
You pass by men, men crazy for you,
quacking about what they'd like to do
if you made them your goose.
And I patiently sit, feet under my knees,
waiting for your ... | Huh. That's odd. I don't live with anyone.
What the hell's that? It's... damn, I think it's some sorta *mask*. The scary types, y'know. Like you see in the movies. I need a coffee.
I can't move. Why can't I move? I dunno. I'm going back to sleep.
What the hell are the neighbors doing? They just came into my house wi... |
Today I saw a goose. Thought of the game, then thought of Reddit. | [WP] Write about the most high stakes game of "Duck, Duck, Goose" ever played. | *I wrote a song for this prompt. Lyrics below; listen/watch here: [http://youtu.be/7AhMQuGC_yA](http://youtu.be/7AhMQuGC_yA)*
**Duck, Duck, Goose**
You pass by men, men crazy for you,
quacking about what they'd like to do
if you made them your goose.
And I patiently sit, feet under my knees,
waiting for your ... | "Lieutenant Jacobs, since you never gave us that helicopter we so kindly asked for TWO hours ago we're going to play a game. With the hostages. "
A smile came across his face as he eyed the hostages, bags around their heads, sitting in a circle.
"Okay there Jack let's be cool about this, I'm working on getting the ... |
[WP] The reason earth has never been contacted by intelligent alien life is that it has been under a longstanding quarantine. Today the quarantine is lifted, you learn why... | The sky opened up. It had been cloudy all month on the eastern seaboard. From Charleston to New York, everyone felt the ground shake and heard a terrible roar. Windows rattled in their frames. Car alarms were set off. Small children cried out in fear and animal scurried away. The air traffic controllers at Andrews Air ... | Y'know, I always wondered why aliens haven't tried to contact us. Well, scratch that. Me and a few million other people. Of course, there's a bullshit theory about them contacting us in the past here, some vaguely credible evidence about them actually existing there, and jokes about "the only proof we have that intelli... | |
[WP] The reason earth has never been contacted by intelligent alien life is that it has been under a longstanding quarantine. Today the quarantine is lifted, you learn why... | The sun is a young star and there are ones that are far older than ours, there is a high probability that those stars will harbor earth like planets. From those planets earth like planets, civilizations will spring forth will develop space travel. Given that the universe is over 13 billion years old, these civilization... | Y'know, I always wondered why aliens haven't tried to contact us. Well, scratch that. Me and a few million other people. Of course, there's a bullshit theory about them contacting us in the past here, some vaguely credible evidence about them actually existing there, and jokes about "the only proof we have that intelli... | |
[WP] The reason earth has never been contacted by intelligent alien life is that it has been under a longstanding quarantine. Today the quarantine is lifted, you learn why... | The sun is a young star and there are ones that are far older than ours, there is a high probability that those stars will harbor earth like planets. From those planets earth like planets, civilizations will spring forth will develop space travel. Given that the universe is over 13 billion years old, these civilization... | Sasha walked along the coast, heading North where he thought it might rain more. As he approached the old orangey reddish bridge, it was getting dark, and he decided to camp in a park next some fruit trees. After many years, the corpse smell had finally given way to the smells of overgrown vegetation. As he settled int... | |
[WP] The reason earth has never been contacted by intelligent alien life is that it has been under a longstanding quarantine. Today the quarantine is lifted, you learn why... | “Again, we sincerely apologize for how this quarantine must have affected your planet, but for the good of the galactic community, the infestation *had* to be stopped.”
“Huh.” I really didn’t know how else to respond. I was chosen as a representative of humanity to communicate with the alien landing party, and I tho... | Sasha walked along the coast, heading North where he thought it might rain more. As he approached the old orangey reddish bridge, it was getting dark, and he decided to camp in a park next some fruit trees. After many years, the corpse smell had finally given way to the smells of overgrown vegetation. As he settled int... | |
[WP] The reason earth has never been contacted by intelligent alien life is that it has been under a longstanding quarantine. Today the quarantine is lifted, you learn why... | The sun is a young star and there are ones that are far older than ours, there is a high probability that those stars will harbor earth like planets. From those planets earth like planets, civilizations will spring forth will develop space travel. Given that the universe is over 13 billion years old, these civilization... | The sky opened up. It had been cloudy all month on the eastern seaboard. From Charleston to New York, everyone felt the ground shake and heard a terrible roar. Windows rattled in their frames. Car alarms were set off. Small children cried out in fear and animal scurried away. The air traffic controllers at Andrews Air ... | |
[WP] A big wave of suicides happens all around the world. You end up realizing that they were all astronomers and you just bought your first telescope. | It became big news, how the heavens attacked.
The religious went... Nuts.
Most religions didn't really put much credence to the idea that Gods or Godesses were wreaking death on those that dared peer into its creation, but...
Extremists be extreme.
It killed off humanity's drive to go to space.
But one day, I couldn... | Focused prism surging
Happiness among werewolves
Bloody staples follow them
.
Six hundred minds gone
Of their own will
I have become a sheep
.
Black and firefly tease me
Dancing behind the glass
A tiny tether I see
.
Fifty years of searching
The truth plain as grass
"We are not alone"
. | |
[WP] A big wave of suicides happens all around the world. You end up realizing that they were all astronomers and you just bought your first telescope. | I looked through the looking glass and saw the smooth darkness and twinkling stars. Nothing else.
The headlines of mass suicides peaked my interest and many others. Hell it took 6 stops at every hobby shop in the area just to get this 10 year old child's telescope. I never had much of a interest in space with it being... | Focused prism surging
Happiness among werewolves
Bloody staples follow them
.
Six hundred minds gone
Of their own will
I have become a sheep
.
Black and firefly tease me
Dancing behind the glass
A tiny tether I see
.
Fifty years of searching
The truth plain as grass
"We are not alone"
. | |
[WP] A big wave of suicides happens all around the world. You end up realizing that they were all astronomers and you just bought your first telescope. | I pulled out the folding chair I had bought previously that day and set up my equipment. Setting the telescope took some time but relatively quickly I was ready.
Francine had bought it for me last Tuesday. For my birthday it came with a note saying 'Since your head is in the clouds most days, you're perfect to see the... | Focused prism surging
Happiness among werewolves
Bloody staples follow them
.
Six hundred minds gone
Of their own will
I have become a sheep
.
Black and firefly tease me
Dancing behind the glass
A tiny tether I see
.
Fifty years of searching
The truth plain as grass
"We are not alone"
. | |
[WP] A big wave of suicides happens all around the world. You end up realizing that they were all astronomers and you just bought your first telescope. | He peered into the lens at the empty patch of sky. Stars, like the twinkle in his daughter’s eye, spread in front of him by the thousands. But he wasn’t stargazing today. He was looking for *it*, the cause of hysteria among the astronomical community that left hundreds bereft. He first heard it from his father over the... | Focused prism surging
Happiness among werewolves
Bloody staples follow them
.
Six hundred minds gone
Of their own will
I have become a sheep
.
Black and firefly tease me
Dancing behind the glass
A tiny tether I see
.
Fifty years of searching
The truth plain as grass
"We are not alone"
. | |
[WP] A big wave of suicides happens all around the world. You end up realizing that they were all astronomers and you just bought your first telescope. | He peered into the lens at the empty patch of sky. Stars, like the twinkle in his daughter’s eye, spread in front of him by the thousands. But he wasn’t stargazing today. He was looking for *it*, the cause of hysteria among the astronomical community that left hundreds bereft. He first heard it from his father over the... | *Could this be it?*
My hands are shaking as I prepare the telescope. *Will I be the next?* Deep breaths, Marcus, deep breaths. I press my face to the eyepiece. Everything comes into focus.
Nothing seems off.
At first.
The stars are bright, and I can make out a faint planet. Slowly, gradually, it becomes less blurre... | |
[WP] A big wave of suicides happens all around the world. You end up realizing that they were all astronomers and you just bought your first telescope. | I set up my little tripod, and put down my flask of tea. I glanced at the post it note I'd stuck on my backpack, with the scrawled co-ordinates on it. South a bit, West a lot, little bit North... that's it, right in position.
There's nothing there.
I rub my eyes a little and adjust the focus, but still nothing there.... | *Could this be it?*
My hands are shaking as I prepare the telescope. *Will I be the next?* Deep breaths, Marcus, deep breaths. I press my face to the eyepiece. Everything comes into focus.
Nothing seems off.
At first.
The stars are bright, and I can make out a faint planet. Slowly, gradually, it becomes less blurre... | |
[WP] Humanity isn't an intelligent race, or an intuitive race, or a fast race, or even a violent race. But it is the longest lasting race in the galaxy. | Another derelict planet.
Flying just below the clouds, the familiar sorrow spreads slowly inside my chest as my screens show me the ruined ground. As a planetary surveyor, you would think eventually even the sight of an extinct race would eventually have less of an impact after a while. But it doesn't.
I tried to lo... | Cockroaches... Humanity is the galaxy's cockroach. They spread like a plague and are blasted difficult to eradicate. Not because human populations are uniquely tough in any way. Humans in fact are the weakest of all race. But, in the time it takes to eradicate a solar system you can be certain another dozen worlds have... | |
[WP] Humanity isn't an intelligent race, or an intuitive race, or a fast race, or even a violent race. But it is the longest lasting race in the galaxy. | "nobody looks twice to the janitor in a room" my father told me once. Now as I lay in my chair in the balcony of the human embassy to the 'eternal' Torquan empire I ponder on the wisdom of his words. I'm the 40th ambassador here, the position being for life. This speaks good of the torquans, most species don't last eno... | Cockroaches... Humanity is the galaxy's cockroach. They spread like a plague and are blasted difficult to eradicate. Not because human populations are uniquely tough in any way. Humans in fact are the weakest of all race. But, in the time it takes to eradicate a solar system you can be certain another dozen worlds have... | |
[WP] Your an evil genius bent on world domination. However your evil organisation is crippled by general, mundane office drama/problems. | As I park the Doommobile in a visitor spot, due to one of my incompetant employees taking my spot, I take a sip of coffee, and smile proudly at the new sign atop the archway of my lair. It reads: 'There is no Greater Place to Work'
"Because there's nowhere else left!" I exclaim to myself as I exit my weaponized vehicl... | You've gone over the plans. The instructions are quite simple, and written in a way that children can comprehend them. Recordings were made, and dispersed to the lot of them. Probably not the smartest idea you've had, but who could imagine that these types of problems would be common among career criminals. The sim... | |
[WP] Your an evil genius bent on world domination. However your evil organisation is crippled by general, mundane office drama/problems. | "Well no one told me Roy was gay! It was an offhand remark. I wouldn't have said it if I had known!"
"Well that's just the point sir. The fact you thought you could say it at all despite the audience," the henchman kicked nervously at the brick facade surrounding the iron door the two men stood outside of.
"So what? ... | Fragrant Harbor IRC
11:48 AM: Meeting Regarding Takeover of Southeastern Asian Peninsula
Respondants: Emperor Perry. Syndicate Chairman Henh. General Ling.
P: "So, assuming we make headway on Southeastern Expansion, we could be looking to re-establish Indochina under Chinese control in say... four months.... Heng, ... | |
[WP] A comedian must convince a court that a joke he told was funny. | "There will be ORDER!" the judge's voice crashed over the courtroom at the most recent outbreak. "Now then, after that last piece of evidence, I am completely unconvinced of not only your sincerity, but your continued innocence. Without the puppet shows, can you explain to this court how one of the most recycled jokes... | "Your honor," the rotund lawyer said, "we have one additional piece of evidence."
This was it. This was the point of no return. Even if Daryl - comedian by trade, and current subject of the most absurd trial in the history of the legal system - managed to avoid incarceration, it would be unlikely that he could return ... | |
[WP] A comedian must convince a court that a joke he told was funny. | "There will be ORDER!" the judge's voice crashed over the courtroom at the most recent outbreak. "Now then, after that last piece of evidence, I am completely unconvinced of not only your sincerity, but your continued innocence. Without the puppet shows, can you explain to this court how one of the most recycled jokes... | There was a gasp from the crowd as the doors opened for the prosecution's surprise witness. There were audible murmurs that rippled through the courtroom as everyone realized who it was. She strutted down the hallway, feathers rustling, without even glancing at the defendant's table. The prosecutor motioned to the seat... | |
[WP] You try to make a deal with the Devil, he refuses your soul as payment. | "No," he said, sounding slightly annoyed.
I stared at him, agape. "But..but why not? Is my soul not worth enough?"
"Where have you heard of the idea of selling your soul to the devil?"
I looked at him confusedly. "Uh...I don't know. It's just...a thing that happens, I thought." I gestured to the black occult books ... | Hades laughed. "You'll have to do better than that."
"What's that suppose to mean?" I said, hurt. I offered him my soul.
"Look little girl, you humans all die eventually. You're soul will be mine. So what will it be? What do I get if I give you the power you wish for."
"What's it worth to you?" I huffed. I want t... | |
[WP] You try to make a deal with the Devil, he refuses your soul as payment. | "No," he said, sounding slightly annoyed.
I stared at him, agape. "But..but why not? Is my soul not worth enough?"
"Where have you heard of the idea of selling your soul to the devil?"
I looked at him confusedly. "Uh...I don't know. It's just...a thing that happens, I thought." I gestured to the black occult books ... | "Aw come on man, why not?" Yu asked, confused by the matter.
"Because there are so many Yu's!" The Devil sneered. "Why? Why are there so many Yu's?! And becuase of THAT, I can't take your soul as payment."
Yu frowned. "That's racist."
"Hell, I'm the Devil, sue me." The Devil shrugged.
"I can't, you took all the l... | |
[WP] You try to make a deal with the Devil, he refuses your soul as payment. | Morningstar pinches the space between his eyes and sighs.
"I, I just can't."
Pietre takes off his glasses, his hands trembling softly. He rubs each lens between his silk handkerchief, the fine tremor slowing his process. He replaces the glasses and stares into the cool blue eyes of the young man sat opposite him.
"I... | "Aw come on man, why not?" Yu asked, confused by the matter.
"Because there are so many Yu's!" The Devil sneered. "Why? Why are there so many Yu's?! And becuase of THAT, I can't take your soul as payment."
Yu frowned. "That's racist."
"Hell, I'm the Devil, sue me." The Devil shrugged.
"I can't, you took all the l... | |
[WP] The Seven Superpowers are the seven people who have unique super human abilities, and when they die, their abilities are transferred to a random person around the world. The World Government is hot on the trail of one of these Superpowers. | After the Fire of New York burned the entire city people were scared. The government could not control this. Luckily Frank Marsters killed himself in that fire, the first Pyrokinetic. Unfortunately, that's when Michael Richardson developed the ability. I helped them contain him. The government had offered amity to any ... | There was one that could teleport.
Not a far distance, but not really short.
A world group chose to divide,
But at the pole their trail was denied.
Upon death, it went to an island resort. | |
[WP] The Seven Superpowers are the seven people who have unique super human abilities, and when they die, their abilities are transferred to a random person around the world. The World Government is hot on the trail of one of these Superpowers. | "He's here? You're sure?" Agent Harry Kraner looked around sharply at the sales floor of the department store. Without waiting for a response, he signaled for his team to cordon off the store. No one in or out. They were not about to lose him, whoever it was. They could not afford to let this new Incarnation wander fr... | There was one that could teleport.
Not a far distance, but not really short.
A world group chose to divide,
But at the pole their trail was denied.
Upon death, it went to an island resort. | |
[WP] The Seven Superpowers are the seven people who have unique super human abilities, and when they die, their abilities are transferred to a random person around the world. The World Government is hot on the trail of one of these Superpowers. | My wife had the news on when I got home from work. I prefer sitcoms, but I appreciate any time we are able to spend together, so I plopped down on the couch next to her.
"The United States Department of Homeland Security released a statement today that they had captured another one of the Super-Terrorists after a join... | There was one that could teleport.
Not a far distance, but not really short.
A world group chose to divide,
But at the pole their trail was denied.
Upon death, it went to an island resort. | |
[WP] The Seven Superpowers are the seven people who have unique super human abilities, and when they die, their abilities are transferred to a random person around the world. The World Government is hot on the trail of one of these Superpowers. | After the Fire of New York burned the entire city people were scared. The government could not control this. Luckily Frank Marsters killed himself in that fire, the first Pyrokinetic. Unfortunately, that's when Michael Richardson developed the ability. I helped them contain him. The government had offered amity to any ... | That day I woke up refreshed and vigorous, it has been like that ever since. The thought of; and actual action, is something I am still grasping. Walking out that bank with all the money that building held was something that I thought of, not actually doing. I imagined a lot of things as a kid, I still do now. So when ... | |
[WP] The Seven Superpowers are the seven people who have unique super human abilities, and when they die, their abilities are transferred to a random person around the world. The World Government is hot on the trail of one of these Superpowers. | "He's here? You're sure?" Agent Harry Kraner looked around sharply at the sales floor of the department store. Without waiting for a response, he signaled for his team to cordon off the store. No one in or out. They were not about to lose him, whoever it was. They could not afford to let this new Incarnation wander fr... | That day I woke up refreshed and vigorous, it has been like that ever since. The thought of; and actual action, is something I am still grasping. Walking out that bank with all the money that building held was something that I thought of, not actually doing. I imagined a lot of things as a kid, I still do now. So when ... | |
[WP] The Seven Superpowers are the seven people who have unique super human abilities, and when they die, their abilities are transferred to a random person around the world. The World Government is hot on the trail of one of these Superpowers. | January 26th was the day I died. I remember, it was a Friday.
You see, some years ago there was a worldwide event that gave random people unhuman abilities. We're still not sure on the specifics of where they came from, but I think it must be extraterrestrial. Anyway, aside from that the mechanics of the whole thing a... | That day I woke up refreshed and vigorous, it has been like that ever since. The thought of; and actual action, is something I am still grasping. Walking out that bank with all the money that building held was something that I thought of, not actually doing. I imagined a lot of things as a kid, I still do now. So when ... | |
[WP] The Seven Superpowers are the seven people who have unique super human abilities, and when they die, their abilities are transferred to a random person around the world. The World Government is hot on the trail of one of these Superpowers. | My wife had the news on when I got home from work. I prefer sitcoms, but I appreciate any time we are able to spend together, so I plopped down on the couch next to her.
"The United States Department of Homeland Security released a statement today that they had captured another one of the Super-Terrorists after a join... | That day I woke up refreshed and vigorous, it has been like that ever since. The thought of; and actual action, is something I am still grasping. Walking out that bank with all the money that building held was something that I thought of, not actually doing. I imagined a lot of things as a kid, I still do now. So when ... | |
[WP] The Seven Superpowers are the seven people who have unique super human abilities, and when they die, their abilities are transferred to a random person around the world. The World Government is hot on the trail of one of these Superpowers. | My wife had the news on when I got home from work. I prefer sitcoms, but I appreciate any time we are able to spend together, so I plopped down on the couch next to her.
"The United States Department of Homeland Security released a statement today that they had captured another one of the Super-Terrorists after a join... | January 26th was the day I died. I remember, it was a Friday.
You see, some years ago there was a worldwide event that gave random people unhuman abilities. We're still not sure on the specifics of where they came from, but I think it must be extraterrestrial. Anyway, aside from that the mechanics of the whole thing a... | |
[WP] The Rapture is upon us. However, this is 2173, and humanity is ready to greet the apocalypse with superior firepower. | "Nuke Heaven? Are you crazy?" shouted the General as he leaned over the desk placed perfectly in the Oval Office.
"Look General, angels have been trying to murder us all and send us to hell for weeks and its been the US army's job to prevent it. Its our job to protect US citizens, those who weren't raptured are going ... | Jesus turns water into Winchester Model 70s. Angles arm themselves. They swoop from the heavens. A finger points to every heathen, God's infinite digits mark those that shall not die, for only the dead may grow wings and ascend.
Brows raise, eyes scrunch, heads are thoroughly scratched.
"My father, my lord, there are... | |
[WP] An evil villain finally accomplishes his lifelong search for the ultimate suit of armor - Plot Armor. | "BEHOLD! My masterpiece!" Drew announced as the lights flickered on. The red lights ominously illuminated his angular helmet and drooping cloak. This Drew was no ordinary Drew. This was the meanest, craziest, most villainous Drew of all.
The lights revealed a machine in the center of the room. The contraption was garg... | The Oracle was right! After years of searching, spending thousands of gold pieces creating vaguely nazi uniforms and oppressing farmers, I had found the one I searched for: the legendary 'First Person'. I captured his amusing yet ineffectual friend, and then actually let that person go free in exchange for him, and the... | |
[WP] An Advanced Alien Species Visits Earth and They are More Religious than We are. | A massive doorbell echoed from the heavens, shaking the ground of the Earth as it reverberated across the planet.
“What the hell is that?” Chuck said, glancing up toward the sky. No one around him spoke, instead they all mimicked his absent gaze upwards.
“Humans of Earth,” said a voice from the sky, almost as if spe... | Joel Dunn had grown tired of being inside, even if he was an introvert like myself. He was the kind of guy to sit at the TV all day, watching movies and bad sitcoms, whilst I would sit at the computer playing games. We had been roommates for years, and were probably the best friends either of us had; yet we nearly neve... | |
[WP] An Advanced Alien Species Visits Earth and They are More Religious than We are. | The broadcast was the most watched television event in history. It was the speech heard round the world, the Superbowl times a hundred, the flashbulb “where were you when?” memory for an entire generation. There were few who didn’t get a tingle up their spine at those opening words.
“People of earth…”
The alien, or... | Joel Dunn had grown tired of being inside, even if he was an introvert like myself. He was the kind of guy to sit at the TV all day, watching movies and bad sitcoms, whilst I would sit at the computer playing games. We had been roommates for years, and were probably the best friends either of us had; yet we nearly neve... | |
[WP] An Advanced Alien Species Visits Earth and They are More Religious than We are. | The broadcast was the most watched television event in history. It was the speech heard round the world, the Superbowl times a hundred, the flashbulb “where were you when?” memory for an entire generation. There were few who didn’t get a tingle up their spine at those opening words.
“People of earth…”
The alien, or... | A massive doorbell echoed from the heavens, shaking the ground of the Earth as it reverberated across the planet.
“What the hell is that?” Chuck said, glancing up toward the sky. No one around him spoke, instead they all mimicked his absent gaze upwards.
“Humans of Earth,” said a voice from the sky, almost as if spe... | |
[WP] A high schol student has just witnessed an atrocious crime. How does the rest of his day play out? | The man was running. Running and running as fast as he could. The lady he had raped and stabbed lay on her side by some garbage cans...
Ryan had seen all this by the entrance of the alley. It had all happened so fast - one moment there were muffled screams, the next Ryan could see the man pounding away, and the next..... | The dust stuck to Ray's sweat-covered face. *This is it. This is how I'm going to die.*
For months he could sense it coming, his Dad's drinking was getting worse by the day. What started as a minor concern had spiraled into a bottle-of-whiskey-and-twelve-pack-a-day habit. Ray's teachers had taken notice. He'd been le... | |
[WP] A high schol student has just witnessed an atrocious crime. How does the rest of his day play out? | Stroll around the city long enough and you’ll find evils of every shade and hue. That’s not what aggravated him though. What boiled his blood was the fact that no one gave a shit. They watched it happen, these purposeless homunculi we called citizens, and then walk along their way with only a momentary bat of the eye. ... | The dust stuck to Ray's sweat-covered face. *This is it. This is how I'm going to die.*
For months he could sense it coming, his Dad's drinking was getting worse by the day. What started as a minor concern had spiraled into a bottle-of-whiskey-and-twelve-pack-a-day habit. Ray's teachers had taken notice. He'd been le... | |
[WP] A high schol student has just witnessed an atrocious crime. How does the rest of his day play out? | April 9, 20XX
It's 4am and I can't sleep. My head won't stop; I keep thinking over and over again what happened today. How stupid I am. How weak. How useless...
Claire was the most beautiful girl I've ever known. I've lost count of the nights I laid in bed fantasizing how we'd fall in love and take on the world toget... | The dust stuck to Ray's sweat-covered face. *This is it. This is how I'm going to die.*
For months he could sense it coming, his Dad's drinking was getting worse by the day. What started as a minor concern had spiraled into a bottle-of-whiskey-and-twelve-pack-a-day habit. Ray's teachers had taken notice. He'd been le... | |
[WP] A high schol student has just witnessed an atrocious crime. How does the rest of his day play out? | I peeled off the dead, burnt skin that remained hanging on my arm. The cuts on my hands and forehead had become numb. When I woke up I could still taste the blood soaking through my teeth.
- 30 Minutes Earlier -
The endless traffic sounded noisily throughout the city. Horns seemed like a constant communication betwee... | The dust stuck to Ray's sweat-covered face. *This is it. This is how I'm going to die.*
For months he could sense it coming, his Dad's drinking was getting worse by the day. What started as a minor concern had spiraled into a bottle-of-whiskey-and-twelve-pack-a-day habit. Ray's teachers had taken notice. He'd been le... | |
[WP] A high schol student has just witnessed an atrocious crime. How does the rest of his day play out? | He was in the other room. He could hear the whimpering when it started escalating to the blood-curling screams before it would usually stop. This affair lasted about half an hour most days. The gruff voice on the other side of his wall spewing vitriol that would be reserved for the worst of your enemies. At this point ... | The dust stuck to Ray's sweat-covered face. *This is it. This is how I'm going to die.*
For months he could sense it coming, his Dad's drinking was getting worse by the day. What started as a minor concern had spiraled into a bottle-of-whiskey-and-twelve-pack-a-day habit. Ray's teachers had taken notice. He'd been le... | |
[WP] A high schol student has just witnessed an atrocious crime. How does the rest of his day play out? | He was in the other room. He could hear the whimpering when it started escalating to the blood-curling screams before it would usually stop. This affair lasted about half an hour most days. The gruff voice on the other side of his wall spewing vitriol that would be reserved for the worst of your enemies. At this point ... | The man was running. Running and running as fast as he could. The lady he had raped and stabbed lay on her side by some garbage cans...
Ryan had seen all this by the entrance of the alley. It had all happened so fast - one moment there were muffled screams, the next Ryan could see the man pounding away, and the next..... | |
[WP] A high schol student has just witnessed an atrocious crime. How does the rest of his day play out? | He was in the other room. He could hear the whimpering when it started escalating to the blood-curling screams before it would usually stop. This affair lasted about half an hour most days. The gruff voice on the other side of his wall spewing vitriol that would be reserved for the worst of your enemies. At this point ... | Stroll around the city long enough and you’ll find evils of every shade and hue. That’s not what aggravated him though. What boiled his blood was the fact that no one gave a shit. They watched it happen, these purposeless homunculi we called citizens, and then walk along their way with only a momentary bat of the eye. ... | |
[WP] A serial killer's wife has just been murdered in a random burglary/mugging. | Lucy blinked at the sight of a masked man sitting on her bed, gun resting on his lap. At first, she figured it was Ed wanting to play rough again, but this man was a bit too big... too barrel-chested... he carried himself too rigidly.
He stood and grabbed the gun, aiming it up at Lucy with what seemed to be practice... | It was a long day after work, I put down my bag and plopped onto the couch. Immediately I saw the news come on. This was gonna be interesting
"Local Mother Murdered in Suspected burglary"
It struck me as odd, but I always thought that family had a bit off of them it wasn't until they announced the suspects that my su... | |
[WP] After hearing a knock, you open the front door and discover Death standing there holding a kitten instead of his scythe. | I shifted uncomfortably on the couch as another high pitched sob filled the air. Sighing as quietly as I could, I continued to click the remote, shifting through the channels in hopes of finding something interesting enough to pull me out of this rather unpleasant situation.
So far, nothing had managed to do that.
... | There He stood, kitten in hand
eyes that glared from a hoody
branded with what I think must be
his favourite band.
 
Hunch on his back, breathing lazy,
bony fingers caressing
the kitten purring and my
vision hazy.
 
"Here I am" He growled like a teenage fright
threw His shoes
walked by... | |
[WP] After hearing a knock, you open the front door and discover Death standing there holding a kitten instead of his scythe. | Grumbling, Rob walked to the door. *Probably Jehovah's Witnesses again.*
The door opened to reveal a tall, intimidating skeletal figure in a flowing black robe with a scythe.
Death, unmistakable. When you meet him, face to face, you can feel it in your very gut. No costume or CGI can compare with the feeling of brea... | There He stood, kitten in hand
eyes that glared from a hoody
branded with what I think must be
his favourite band.
 
Hunch on his back, breathing lazy,
bony fingers caressing
the kitten purring and my
vision hazy.
 
"Here I am" He growled like a teenage fright
threw His shoes
walked by... | |
[WP] After hearing a knock, you open the front door and discover Death standing there holding a kitten instead of his scythe. | Live kittens made great gifts and dead ones were threats. This was standard relationship protocol.
Then again, our wasn't a standard relationship.
Death pushed the wet furball into my arms and threw back his hood, smiling in that crooked way of his. It wasn't friendly or threatening. It simply was, just like us.
"A... | There He stood, kitten in hand
eyes that glared from a hoody
branded with what I think must be
his favourite band.
 
Hunch on his back, breathing lazy,
bony fingers caressing
the kitten purring and my
vision hazy.
 
"Here I am" He growled like a teenage fright
threw His shoes
walked by... | |
[WP] After hearing a knock, you open the front door and discover Death standing there holding a kitten instead of his scythe. | "Good evening sir, may I take a moment to talk to you about this kitten?" And with that he was in my house.
"Excuse me," I said bewildered by this sudden intrusion. "What are you doing with that kitten."
"Proving a point" Death said flatly. And with that he glided quickly to my sink and held the kitten above the drai... | There He stood, kitten in hand
eyes that glared from a hoody
branded with what I think must be
his favourite band.
 
Hunch on his back, breathing lazy,
bony fingers caressing
the kitten purring and my
vision hazy.
 
"Here I am" He growled like a teenage fright
threw His shoes
walked by... | |
[WP] After hearing a knock, you open the front door and discover Death standing there holding a kitten instead of his scythe. | Live kittens made great gifts and dead ones were threats. This was standard relationship protocol.
Then again, our wasn't a standard relationship.
Death pushed the wet furball into my arms and threw back his hood, smiling in that crooked way of his. It wasn't friendly or threatening. It simply was, just like us.
"A... | Death stood there looking really terrifying. The thing that really broke it was the kitten he was holding in his hands.
"Ok, I have been looking around and noticed this kitten on the ground. Is it yours?" "No sorry, I don't own a kitten" I replied, "Oh ok then. I don't even know how it got here. May as well keep it!"
H... | |
[WP] After hearing a knock, you open the front door and discover Death standing there holding a kitten instead of his scythe. | "Good evening sir, may I take a moment to talk to you about this kitten?" And with that he was in my house.
"Excuse me," I said bewildered by this sudden intrusion. "What are you doing with that kitten."
"Proving a point" Death said flatly. And with that he glided quickly to my sink and held the kitten above the drai... | Death stood there looking really terrifying. The thing that really broke it was the kitten he was holding in his hands.
"Ok, I have been looking around and noticed this kitten on the ground. Is it yours?" "No sorry, I don't own a kitten" I replied, "Oh ok then. I don't even know how it got here. May as well keep it!"
H... | |
[WP] After hearing a knock, you open the front door and discover Death standing there holding a kitten instead of his scythe. | "Good evening sir, may I take a moment to talk to you about this kitten?" And with that he was in my house.
"Excuse me," I said bewildered by this sudden intrusion. "What are you doing with that kitten."
"Proving a point" Death said flatly. And with that he glided quickly to my sink and held the kitten above the drai... | I hear a knock on the door. I get up from my computer and open it. Death is standing on the welcome mat.
"Death?!? What the fuck. I'm 21 years old dude. I just got a girlfriend and a job, life is finally looking up. I'm not ready man, please don't do this."
Death laughs. "Oh, no, that's not why I'm here." He... | |
[WP] Time is a sentient being. It begins to become fond of a small girl in poor living conditions. | In the old temple there played a little girl.
She didn't even know what sort of temple she was. She just played there. Sometimes people would leave offerings to the god. She would eat them, and as it was generally understood that gods didn't *really* eat the food they were offered no one really minded.
One day her ... | The sun hangs low in the Sahel lingering, perhaps an omen. Alia prepares kawari with the family's last supplies, just the hooves of the sheep she slaughtered weeks ago and a handful of dried okra, all that's left. The summer has been unforgiving. She is alone with her three brothers, their matron at eleven the result o... | |
[WP] Time is a sentient being. It begins to become fond of a small girl in poor living conditions. | In the old temple there played a little girl.
She didn't even know what sort of temple she was. She just played there. Sometimes people would leave offerings to the god. She would eat them, and as it was generally understood that gods didn't *really* eat the food they were offered no one really minded.
One day her ... | Time had marched on, marches on and would march on again, eventually. Time knew this because this is what Time had always done, since she had first realized what she was. To the Greeks she was Cronos or Aion. To their contemporaries he had evolved into Father time and Time assumed that he enjoyed being Father Time.
F... | |
[WP] Time is a sentient being. It begins to become fond of a small girl in poor living conditions. | In the old temple there played a little girl.
She didn't even know what sort of temple she was. She just played there. Sometimes people would leave offerings to the god. She would eat them, and as it was generally understood that gods didn't *really* eat the food they were offered no one really minded.
One day her ... | In all of my ravages, I had never seen such a sorrowful creature. The girl couldn't have been much older than seven... or perhaps eight. It is tough to think in terms as minute as your years for me, but she seemed very small so that guess is where I will leave it. In all of the vast stretches endlessly pouring around m... | |
[WP] Time is a sentient being. It begins to become fond of a small girl in poor living conditions. | In the old temple there played a little girl.
She didn't even know what sort of temple she was. She just played there. Sometimes people would leave offerings to the god. She would eat them, and as it was generally understood that gods didn't *really* eat the food they were offered no one really minded.
One day her ... | *She looks just like me*, mulls Chronos. On her knees, she rubs the young girl's cheek, youthful and smooth. Letting her hand rest on it, her heart quickens as she feels its warmth, like a little sun.
*I shouldn't be here,* she considers without movement. Nothing moves, as time and space are hers to dictate. But tran... | |
[WP] Time is a sentient being. It begins to become fond of a small girl in poor living conditions. | We all know Saturn’s (or Kronos if you like) story - an early titan, born of Gaia and Uranus. He castrated his own father, he devoured 5 of his children, and eventually overcome by his only surviving son: Jupiter (Zeus). We don’t know his life after. Shortly, he became the god of time - though “god” is a loose term her... | *She looks just like me*, mulls Chronos. On her knees, she rubs the young girl's cheek, youthful and smooth. Letting her hand rest on it, her heart quickens as she feels its warmth, like a little sun.
*I shouldn't be here,* she considers without movement. Nothing moves, as time and space are hers to dictate. But tran... | |
[WP] Time is a sentient being. It begins to become fond of a small girl in poor living conditions. | All she ever does is look longingly at those around her. Every person who looks back at her in disgust, she only wishes that she could be in their position; able to have enough to be above others. But she can't. Nobody is lower than her.
She doesn't even cry anymore. There's nothing to cry about. The same monotony da... | Time sits and watches as Clair is stuggling to find food. She is digging through the trash out side of a restaurant and as one of the kitchen works comes out with a some mildly burnt food, Time stops the worker and waits for Clair to get out of the dumpster. When she does there is a moment of shock on her face. Noticin... |
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