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	[WP] You accidentally become the leader of a cult.	I will admit, becoming a cult leader as a teenager was quite difficult to adapt to. Mostly because my cult consisted 100% of men who would not leave me alone. Not a single woman in sight. Sigh, I guess it's no different from college. Hell, a paparazzi started following me around because they thought I was someone REA...	I worried a bit about the security at the airport. I suppose I had to trust that in this crowd of admirers there were no would be assassins. The sound of drums was almost unbearable from inside the plane. The smell of smoke permeated through the vents. As I walked towards the door I knew what I wanted to say. "I am on...
	[WP] You accidentally become the leader of a cult.	Peace. Peace is all that matters. As I mediate here, with my friends I am at peace. It has been so long, the journey has been filled with trials and tribulations. There were so many who did not believe, but I am thankful for those who do believe. Those who believed when I said that the true path was not what we we...	I worried a bit about the security at the airport. I suppose I had to trust that in this crowd of admirers there were no would be assassins. The sound of drums was almost unbearable from inside the plane. The smell of smoke permeated through the vents. As I walked towards the door I knew what I wanted to say. "I am on...
	[WP] You accidentally become the leader of a cult.	I will admit, becoming a cult leader as a teenager was quite difficult to adapt to. Mostly because my cult consisted 100% of men who would not leave me alone. Not a single woman in sight. Sigh, I guess it's no different from college. Hell, a paparazzi started following me around because they thought I was someone REA...	How did it come to be Once I was no one Yet now they worship me Humble our beginnings Often humbler our ends As I tread through the throngs Only a man who pretends The lie which festers deep inside my heart How shall I tell them, "I am not" When all they say is, "Thou art"
	[WP] You accidentally become the leader of a cult.	Peace. Peace is all that matters. As I mediate here, with my friends I am at peace. It has been so long, the journey has been filled with trials and tribulations. There were so many who did not believe, but I am thankful for those who do believe. Those who believed when I said that the true path was not what we we...	How did it come to be Once I was no one Yet now they worship me Humble our beginnings Often humbler our ends As I tread through the throngs Only a man who pretends The lie which festers deep inside my heart How shall I tell them, "I am not" When all they say is, "Thou art"
	[WP] You accidentally become the leader of a cult.	Peace. Peace is all that matters. As I mediate here, with my friends I am at peace. It has been so long, the journey has been filled with trials and tribulations. There were so many who did not believe, but I am thankful for those who do believe. Those who believed when I said that the true path was not what we we...	I will admit, becoming a cult leader as a teenager was quite difficult to adapt to. Mostly because my cult consisted 100% of men who would not leave me alone. Not a single woman in sight. Sigh, I guess it's no different from college. Hell, a paparazzi started following me around because they thought I was someone REA...
	[WP]God answers all of your prayers, and only your prayers. God is also kind of a dick with a matching sense of humor.	"Hmm, so you're saying you only grant me wishes?" "Yep. I've been watching you and you remind me of myself when I was little God." "Oh. Uhh, you're welcome...big God?" "Hahaha, this is why I call you Jesus." "Er yeah. Haha thanks Dad" "So what will it be for today?" "I...I was thinking to myself how long would it...	Well, hi there! It's me, God! Are you there, Margaret? Man, I crack myself up. How can I not? I am all powerful. Which is why you're live on GOD Radio. Why not K-GOD or W-GOD? 'Cause God. Let's get to it, shall we? Is the caller there? Hi, is this God? That's the name I gave me! *Why do you make me say that every...
	[WP]God answers all of your prayers, and only your prayers. God is also kind of a dick with a matching sense of humor.	"Hmm, so you're saying you only grant me wishes?" "Yep. I've been watching you and you remind me of myself when I was little God." "Oh. Uhh, you're welcome...big God?" "Hahaha, this is why I call you Jesus." "Er yeah. Haha thanks Dad" "So what will it be for today?" "I...I was thinking to myself how long would it...	I have to say, when I prayed that God bring another dominant woman into my life, I didn't expect to be awoken at 6 am to FIVE leather clad mistresses cracking whips across my ass asking where their breakfast was. But hey look how nice all their asses are. Also it's hard to complain with this ball gag in my mouth.
	[WP]God answers all of your prayers, and only your prayers. God is also kind of a dick with a matching sense of humor.	"Hello God, I'm praying today because of all the inequality in the world. I just want everyone to be equal. Amen." "Hello God, first of all, thanks for answering my previous prayer. It means a lot. But the results haven't been exactly what I had in mind. I know that the world is now experiencing equality for the fi...	I have to say, when I prayed that God bring another dominant woman into my life, I didn't expect to be awoken at 6 am to FIVE leather clad mistresses cracking whips across my ass asking where their breakfast was. But hey look how nice all their asses are. Also it's hard to complain with this ball gag in my mouth.
	[WP]God answers all of your prayers, and only your prayers. God is also kind of a dick with a matching sense of humor.	Just last week, I prayed to God and told Him that I was broke. I check my mailbox (His favorite method of divine delivery) and found a cash-filled envelope. When I opened it, I instead found a note: "Hello Broke, I'm God!" You know, I'm about tired of His shit.	I have to say, when I prayed that God bring another dominant woman into my life, I didn't expect to be awoken at 6 am to FIVE leather clad mistresses cracking whips across my ass asking where their breakfast was. But hey look how nice all their asses are. Also it's hard to complain with this ball gag in my mouth.
	[WP]God answers all of your prayers, and only your prayers. God is also kind of a dick with a matching sense of humor.	"Hmm, so you're saying you only grant me wishes?" "Yep. I've been watching you and you remind me of myself when I was little God." "Oh. Uhh, you're welcome...big God?" "Hahaha, this is why I call you Jesus." "Er yeah. Haha thanks Dad" "So what will it be for today?" "I...I was thinking to myself how long would it...	The day Bill Hays trapped me inside my locker after school and left me there shivering like a wet kitten all night long -- they turned the heat off at night, of course, what with the recession and all -- I interspersed some prayers with my sobbing, and I guess the Lord must have thought I was the pitifulest thing he'd ...
	[WP]God answers all of your prayers, and only your prayers. God is also kind of a dick with a matching sense of humor.	"Hello God, I'm praying today because of all the inequality in the world. I just want everyone to be equal. Amen." "Hello God, first of all, thanks for answering my previous prayer. It means a lot. But the results haven't been exactly what I had in mind. I know that the world is now experiencing equality for the fi...	The day Bill Hays trapped me inside my locker after school and left me there shivering like a wet kitten all night long -- they turned the heat off at night, of course, what with the recession and all -- I interspersed some prayers with my sobbing, and I guess the Lord must have thought I was the pitifulest thing he'd ...
	[WP]God answers all of your prayers, and only your prayers. God is also kind of a dick with a matching sense of humor.	Just last week, I prayed to God and told Him that I was broke. I check my mailbox (His favorite method of divine delivery) and found a cash-filled envelope. When I opened it, I instead found a note: "Hello Broke, I'm God!" You know, I'm about tired of His shit.	The day Bill Hays trapped me inside my locker after school and left me there shivering like a wet kitten all night long -- they turned the heat off at night, of course, what with the recession and all -- I interspersed some prayers with my sobbing, and I guess the Lord must have thought I was the pitifulest thing he'd ...
	[WP]God answers all of your prayers, and only your prayers. God is also kind of a dick with a matching sense of humor.	Just last week, I prayed to God and told Him that I was broke. I check my mailbox (His favorite method of divine delivery) and found a cash-filled envelope. When I opened it, I instead found a note: "Hello Broke, I'm God!" You know, I'm about tired of His shit.	"Hello God, I'm praying today because of all the inequality in the world. I just want everyone to be equal. Amen." "Hello God, first of all, thanks for answering my previous prayer. It means a lot. But the results haven't been exactly what I had in mind. I know that the world is now experiencing equality for the fi...
	[WP]God answers all of your prayers, and only your prayers. God is also kind of a dick with a matching sense of humor.	Just last week, I prayed to God and told Him that I was broke. I check my mailbox (His favorite method of divine delivery) and found a cash-filled envelope. When I opened it, I instead found a note: "Hello Broke, I'm God!" You know, I'm about tired of His shit.	It's a goddamn snowpocalypse. IT IS A WHITE CHRISTMAS There are seventy fucking inches of snow, I can't even see across the road to my neighbors house, and the roof on the shed has collapsed. YOUR SHED WAS IN NEED OF REPAIR ANYHOW I had to let Rover out the second story window to take a piss. ROVER IS A GOOD BOY ...
	[WP]God answers all of your prayers, and only your prayers. God is also kind of a dick with a matching sense of humor.	"It's just that this is not exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted a dick long enough to reach the floor", I say, hands intertwined in prayer mode. "Though luck", God's voice reply, inside my head. "Could you at least get me a wheelchair? It's pretty hard to walk with these tiny legs." "Yeah, of course", G...	It's a goddamn snowpocalypse. IT IS A WHITE CHRISTMAS There are seventy fucking inches of snow, I can't even see across the road to my neighbors house, and the roof on the shed has collapsed. YOUR SHED WAS IN NEED OF REPAIR ANYHOW I had to let Rover out the second story window to take a piss. ROVER IS A GOOD BOY ...
	[WP] Write a story in which the main character slowly falls in love with the reader.	I.. i'd had enough. I can't take it anymore Everything is just too cruel I'm tired of smiling, of fighting, of living. Everything. I just want everything to end. There is no more way out. Only death. I pointed the gun at my temple, my hands were shaking, but, there wasn't any more way. I'm so tired. Nobody, nobody. Ab...	She sat there quietly on the park bench, never once glancing up from the book she held in her hands. For some reason, it never once felt awkward or strange, just watching her read. Such an elegant woman, being so engrossed in a story that the world around her disappears. The way she bit the corner of her lip ever so s...
Note: when people are wiped, they are still left with basic knowledge e.g language, maths, etc.	[WP] In the future, instead of a life prison sentence, criminals are given the option to have their memories and personality erased. You just woke up and realised you don't know anything about yourself.	Note: Writing this on my Ipad, so it's a bit short and I probably screwed up the formatting. Emptiness. That is all I felt. &nbsp; All my memories, my personality, everything about me, gone. &nbsp; It was not your fault &nbsp; What kind of monster had I been, to choose to lose my very bein...	I learned how to write against my will, and it was a chore. It was tedious to spell out the reports and place the words in the correct order and then read them backwards, but my uncle the law maker at the Ministry of Penalty and Repentance had secure this position for me and I could not hope for a different career, unl...
Note: when people are wiped, they are still left with basic knowledge e.g language, maths, etc.	[WP] In the future, instead of a life prison sentence, criminals are given the option to have their memories and personality erased. You just woke up and realised you don't know anything about yourself.	Note: Writing this on my Ipad, so it's a bit short and I probably screwed up the formatting. Emptiness. That is all I felt. &nbsp; All my memories, my personality, everything about me, gone. &nbsp; It was not your fault &nbsp; What kind of monster had I been, to choose to lose my very bein...	The sound of the large steel door slamming shut jarred him awake. Drool running down his lower lip he strained through sleepy eyes to see that where an empty seat had been an hour prior, now sat a man dressed entirely in black. "Hello." The man greeted him. Whipping his head side to side, he struggled to reply in his ...
Edit: this is the biggest thing I've done on here! My inbox exploded and I've read all of your stories, thank you guys and girls!	[WP] Scientists have discovered advanced intelligent life on another planet. Upon communication, we find this planet has the same major religions as earth.	Much to my dismay, I discovered that this new planet did not contain intelligent life at all; just another herd of unintelligent, religious cattle. I dedicated the last 50 years of my life to the discovery and eventual communication with the beings of Second Earth, hoping for a place where rationality and intelligence ...	John, a contractor with a secret clearance, was in the process of installing upgrades to our biometric security gateway. During renovations it was a necessary inconvenience to attend a personal security screening provided by a servicing contractor like John. This screening is many things but in the very least it is a...
Edit: this is the biggest thing I've done on here! My inbox exploded and I've read all of your stories, thank you guys and girls!	[WP] Scientists have discovered advanced intelligent life on another planet. Upon communication, we find this planet has the same major religions as earth.	Despite the fears of humanity, the fleet came in peace. The assumption of many was that humanity will be destroyed by them. When all they sought was knowledge of humanity we were happy to oblige. The relief that their goal was not war but knowledge may have hastened our eagerness to accept their requests. It dawned on ...	John, a contractor with a secret clearance, was in the process of installing upgrades to our biometric security gateway. During renovations it was a necessary inconvenience to attend a personal security screening provided by a servicing contractor like John. This screening is many things but in the very least it is a...
Edit: this is the biggest thing I've done on here! My inbox exploded and I've read all of your stories, thank you guys and girls!	[WP] Scientists have discovered advanced intelligent life on another planet. Upon communication, we find this planet has the same major religions as earth.	Simon put a quivering hand to his mouth. It wasn't possible. There was no God. A God wouldn't just make everything and then let His creation fend for itself. A God wouldn't ask to be worshiped and leave behind no evidence. It was impossible. Yet there it stood: A cathedral, tall and proud. Families were pouring out of...	John, a contractor with a secret clearance, was in the process of installing upgrades to our biometric security gateway. During renovations it was a necessary inconvenience to attend a personal security screening provided by a servicing contractor like John. This screening is many things but in the very least it is a...
Edit: this is the biggest thing I've done on here! My inbox exploded and I've read all of your stories, thank you guys and girls!	[WP] Scientists have discovered advanced intelligent life on another planet. Upon communication, we find this planet has the same major religions as earth.	There was much excitement . The whole earth was shaking at the prospect of another . Another world , another people . The broadcast was live , even the corrupt media wasn't able to control the authenticity . First contact , real first contact . It wasn't a movie , it wasn't a long winded TV series , it was real life . ...	John, a contractor with a secret clearance, was in the process of installing upgrades to our biometric security gateway. During renovations it was a necessary inconvenience to attend a personal security screening provided by a servicing contractor like John. This screening is many things but in the very least it is a...
Edit: this is the biggest thing I've done on here! My inbox exploded and I've read all of your stories, thank you guys and girls!	[WP] Scientists have discovered advanced intelligent life on another planet. Upon communication, we find this planet has the same major religions as earth.	NASA, and SETI had been scanning the signals for months when they had had their first breakthrough. The signals were mishmashed and distorted, but they were clearly radio signals, and television signals. Disentangling the signals had taken weeks in and of itself. From what they could manage there were dozens of r...	John, a contractor with a secret clearance, was in the process of installing upgrades to our biometric security gateway. During renovations it was a necessary inconvenience to attend a personal security screening provided by a servicing contractor like John. This screening is many things but in the very least it is a...
Edit: this is the biggest thing I've done on here! My inbox exploded and I've read all of your stories, thank you guys and girls!	[WP] Scientists have discovered advanced intelligent life on another planet. Upon communication, we find this planet has the same major religions as earth.	Statistically speaking, we'd always suspected we weren't alone in the universe. Sure, other races must have encountered the same difficulties we had: limited life spans, nuclear wars, light speed. Still, some must have made it and where were they? Why hadn't they colonized the entire galaxy? Even with massive generatio...	"Well, what do you think?" Despite the revelation she seemed completely unshaken as she sipped her coffee. If this shook her up at all, she certainly wasn't showing it. She was an adamant atheist, and her Facebook wall was covered in various sayings from scientists and skeptics. It was after our lengthy discussions...
	[WP] You work at a suicide help center. You receive an anonymous call who turns out to be your significant other.	Being a former licensed CFR, I've held the lives of young children in my arms, and watched as the light faded from their eyes. I've ended shifts covered in the blood of strangers whose first name was never uttered to me, all I ever knew about these people was their time of death. I always thought of myself as an iron...	Bzzt. "Hello, welcome to the Suicide Hotline." I spoke into a small microphone. Although I always despaired these calls, I haven't failed. Yet. "Please.. I.." As she hesitated, I noticed that she sounded familiar. No time to think, she seemed to be picking up the pace again. "I need to talk to someone. I just.. cheat...
	[WP] You work at a suicide help center. You receive an anonymous call who turns out to be your significant other.	"Thank you for calling the suicide help center. How are you today?" "Obviously not too well." I chuckled. I hear that response at least ten times a day, and when I do, I know exactly the type of person I'm talking to. It never does any harm, and I've saved many lives with a simple "how are you?". Sometimes I get ...	Bzzt. "Hello, welcome to the Suicide Hotline." I spoke into a small microphone. Although I always despaired these calls, I haven't failed. Yet. "Please.. I.." As she hesitated, I noticed that she sounded familiar. No time to think, she seemed to be picking up the pace again. "I need to talk to someone. I just.. cheat...
	[WP] You work at a suicide help center. You receive an anonymous call who turns out to be your significant other.	It was a special morning, I had just received my shiny golden pin for ‘’2 years of outstanding customer service’’. Those terms always made me smile. How could they call this ‘’customer service’’? When did suicide prevention become an actual business? I didn’t matter anyways; I sat down at my desk, 8 am sharp. I liked...	Bzzt. "Hello, welcome to the Suicide Hotline." I spoke into a small microphone. Although I always despaired these calls, I haven't failed. Yet. "Please.. I.." As she hesitated, I noticed that she sounded familiar. No time to think, she seemed to be picking up the pace again. "I need to talk to someone. I just.. cheat...
	[WP] You work at a suicide help center. You receive an anonymous call who turns out to be your significant other.	"Thank you for calling the suicide help center. How are you today?" "Obviously not too well." I chuckled. I hear that response at least ten times a day, and when I do, I know exactly the type of person I'm talking to. It never does any harm, and I've saved many lives with a simple "how are you?". Sometimes I get ...	It was a hard Tuesday; the kind that can only happen when Monday evening was spent crying my eyes out. I made it to work on time, which was an accomplishment considering the amount of time it took to cover the bruises on my face. I don’t know why I tried, everyone knew. They always knew, but there was an agreement of s...
	[WP] You work at a suicide help center. You receive an anonymous call who turns out to be your significant other.	It was a special morning, I had just received my shiny golden pin for ‘’2 years of outstanding customer service’’. Those terms always made me smile. How could they call this ‘’customer service’’? When did suicide prevention become an actual business? I didn’t matter anyways; I sat down at my desk, 8 am sharp. I liked...	It was a hard Tuesday; the kind that can only happen when Monday evening was spent crying my eyes out. I made it to work on time, which was an accomplishment considering the amount of time it took to cover the bruises on my face. I don’t know why I tried, everyone knew. They always knew, but there was an agreement of s...
	[WP] You work at a suicide help center. You receive an anonymous call who turns out to be your significant other.	It was a special morning, I had just received my shiny golden pin for ‘’2 years of outstanding customer service’’. Those terms always made me smile. How could they call this ‘’customer service’’? When did suicide prevention become an actual business? I didn’t matter anyways; I sat down at my desk, 8 am sharp. I liked...	Being a former licensed CFR, I've held the lives of young children in my arms, and watched as the light faded from their eyes. I've ended shifts covered in the blood of strangers whose first name was never uttered to me, all I ever knew about these people was their time of death. I always thought of myself as an iron...
	[WP] You work at a suicide help center. You receive an anonymous call who turns out to be your significant other.	It was a special morning, I had just received my shiny golden pin for ‘’2 years of outstanding customer service’’. Those terms always made me smile. How could they call this ‘’customer service’’? When did suicide prevention become an actual business? I didn’t matter anyways; I sat down at my desk, 8 am sharp. I liked...	"Thank you for calling the suicide help center. How are you today?" "Obviously not too well." I chuckled. I hear that response at least ten times a day, and when I do, I know exactly the type of person I'm talking to. It never does any harm, and I've saved many lives with a simple "how are you?". Sometimes I get ...
	[WP] A new human race is discovered after alluding the rest of us for thousands of years. They have traits unlike any other human we have seen before. Now they want to intergrate with the rest of humanity. How does it go?	And there's been love ever since. Love and Peace. &nbsp; That phrase has haunted the history books for years. But, it isn't true. Far from it. Fear. Then segregation. Followed by anger. And that's all there's been since. I didn't want this for my children. Or my children's children. I watch, agony in my soul. If ...	Jack sat across from the cave-dweller, waiting for it to do something. Anything, really. It sat perfectly still, almost if it were a statue. The stillness was inhuman, a reminder that those things weren't men. Its eyes were so large. He was told that was an effect of evolving in caves. *Why did they sit so s...
	[WP] A new human race is discovered after alluding the rest of us for thousands of years. They have traits unlike any other human we have seen before. Now they want to intergrate with the rest of humanity. How does it go?	They're similar to us in a lot of ways actually. Their language is comparable to a handful of Uralic dialects, they dress about the same in terms of a shirt and pants and the like. Structurally they're about the same too, same amount of legs and arms and all that. The most distinguishing thing about them is their head ...	Jack sat across from the cave-dweller, waiting for it to do something. Anything, really. It sat perfectly still, almost if it were a statue. The stillness was inhuman, a reminder that those things weren't men. Its eyes were so large. He was told that was an effect of evolving in caves. *Why did they sit so s...
	[WP] A new human race is discovered after alluding the rest of us for thousands of years. They have traits unlike any other human we have seen before. Now they want to intergrate with the rest of humanity. How does it go?	They wanted to unite us. To bring us to a shining age of glorious enlightenment, peace and prosperity. They called themselves humanity perfected and it was no arrogant boast. They have always mingled among the rest of humanity, waiting and watching till we developed enough as a species for them to come forth. Usherin...	Jack sat across from the cave-dweller, waiting for it to do something. Anything, really. It sat perfectly still, almost if it were a statue. The stillness was inhuman, a reminder that those things weren't men. Its eyes were so large. He was told that was an effect of evolving in caves. *Why did they sit so s...
	[WP] A new human race is discovered after alluding the rest of us for thousands of years. They have traits unlike any other human we have seen before. Now they want to intergrate with the rest of humanity. How does it go?	They wanted to unite us. To bring us to a shining age of glorious enlightenment, peace and prosperity. They called themselves humanity perfected and it was no arrogant boast. They have always mingled among the rest of humanity, waiting and watching till we developed enough as a species for them to come forth. Usherin...	And there's been love ever since. Love and Peace. &nbsp; That phrase has haunted the history books for years. But, it isn't true. Far from it. Fear. Then segregation. Followed by anger. And that's all there's been since. I didn't want this for my children. Or my children's children. I watch, agony in my soul. If ...
	[WP] A new human race is discovered after alluding the rest of us for thousands of years. They have traits unlike any other human we have seen before. Now they want to intergrate with the rest of humanity. How does it go?	They wanted to unite us. To bring us to a shining age of glorious enlightenment, peace and prosperity. They called themselves humanity perfected and it was no arrogant boast. They have always mingled among the rest of humanity, waiting and watching till we developed enough as a species for them to come forth. Usherin...	They're similar to us in a lot of ways actually. Their language is comparable to a handful of Uralic dialects, they dress about the same in terms of a shirt and pants and the like. Structurally they're about the same too, same amount of legs and arms and all that. The most distinguishing thing about them is their head ...
	[WP] You decide to become a serial killer. However, you turn out to be the worst serial killer in existence. Every time you try to kill someone, you improve their life.	With a disgruntled sigh, Jack Evans collapsed into his 2007 Ford Mustang GT, completely blacked out from headlight to spoiler, which he had done so many times before, signifying the end of his shift at the San Francisco Daily Bulletin. Each day he would struggle to cope with the constant harassment and ridicule that he...	"Hey boss, what's the mission looking like tonight?" "Mission? Are you fucking kidding me? Don't you remember the conversation we had last week? Not to mention it's called a 'hit', Jordy, not a mission. We're not playing Call of Duty out here, dumb ass." "I promise I'll get it right this time, though! I'm ready. I'...
	[WP] You decide to become a serial killer. However, you turn out to be the worst serial killer in existence. Every time you try to kill someone, you improve their life.	“Revisiting the scene of the crime, eh, buddy? ” The police officer laughed. “Yeah... Something like that. Sir.” I answered. “Nah, son, you call me Jim, okay?” He pulled a box of cigarettes out of his pocket and offered me one. “Thanks, Jim.” “That was a great thing you did today, bud.” “I suppose.” “How many ...	Carl Thompson awoke to open the paper. On the cover Larry his legacy. Years of planning and preparation, all printed up into a single news article. THE ATLANTIC ALCHEMIST SAVES ANOTHER LIFE. It was the fourth one in his career. They didn't know he was intending to kill his victims but apparently poisons weaken in poten...
	[WP]In the far future, mankind is extinct and the remaining artifacts are of great academic value. An alien finds a digital archive containing the entirety of four human websites: Reddit, 4chan, Wikipedia, and Facebook.	We found their planet in a remote corner of an unremarkable spiral galaxy. Any trace of their species had long since been swallowed by their engorged, dying red sun. We know them only from the primitive discs they left behind, vague silhouettes of a sad and lonely race that never dared to reach beyond their little st...	Entry 1-2311-X92 "I've been reading through these archives for over 200 years, last known entry was on website X92 Code name "Facebook", Entry created by a one John Semore, stating "Hey what's that white cloud in the distance?" Nothing else has been updated since." Entry 2-2451-X92 "I've continued to read through th...
	[WP] Fetishes are an accepted cultural phenomenon. Every person's birthday equals as their Fetish Day, when friends gather to fulfill this person's fetish.	NSFW (in case anyone needs the tag with this thread...) &nbsp; Year one, and they're already trying to repeal the law. Too many innocent little housewives with rape fantasies in the voting public. Thank God it only applies to persons over 18. What a horror that would have been. There's a lot of sickos i...	Dang it Jenny, I am the same age as you so how am I supposed to be your "daddy", and Dan over there is black so how can he possibly be your hillbilly uncle Knox from Kentucky!?
	[WP] Fetishes are an accepted cultural phenomenon. Every person's birthday equals as their Fetish Day, when friends gather to fulfill this person's fetish.	"Can we do something else....." protested Joel as Sarah appeared out of the bathroom in their apartment toweling herself off as she walked. He continued "I'm not happy with this at all! I know it's your Fetish Day but they are all my friends. I really don't want them to be a part of this". Sarah smiled and replied "I'...	Dang it Jenny, I am the same age as you so how am I supposed to be your "daddy", and Dan over there is black so how can he possibly be your hillbilly uncle Knox from Kentucky!?
	[WP] Fetishes are an accepted cultural phenomenon. Every person's birthday equals as their Fetish Day, when friends gather to fulfill this person's fetish.	It's that time of year again. The day when the invitations come out. The mail kid pushes his wobbly cart through the office. Passing them out to every inbox. This year it's a pastel purple envelope. Looks innocent enough. People are excited, it's a birthday! I hate this New world. I've always had my kinks but I kep...	Dang it Jenny, I am the same age as you so how am I supposed to be your "daddy", and Dan over there is black so how can he possibly be your hillbilly uncle Knox from Kentucky!?
	[WP] Fetishes are an accepted cultural phenomenon. Every person's birthday equals as their Fetish Day, when friends gather to fulfill this person's fetish.	It's that time of year again. The day when the invitations come out. The mail kid pushes his wobbly cart through the office. Passing them out to every inbox. This year it's a pastel purple envelope. Looks innocent enough. People are excited, it's a birthday! I hate this New world. I've always had my kinks but I kep...	"Can we do something else....." protested Joel as Sarah appeared out of the bathroom in their apartment toweling herself off as she walked. He continued "I'm not happy with this at all! I know it's your Fetish Day but they are all my friends. I really don't want them to be a part of this". Sarah smiled and replied "I'...
	[WP] Fetishes are an accepted cultural phenomenon. Every person's birthday equals as their Fetish Day, when friends gather to fulfill this person's fetish.	"Urgh, do we have to?" James asked, a mix between whining and annoyance in his voice as he trodded behind his girlfriend. Isabella held a little birthday present in her hand as she pressed the button of the lift: "Come on, babe! You promised you'd come with me!" The elevator rocked and started it's ascend. "I know...	"Are you sure you want this, Bert?" his remaining friends asked him. Time was a cruel mistress to this macrophile, and he wasn't getting any younger. This is what he wanted for his 50th fetish day. "I'm ready." And with those words, the shipping container, with a crudely spray painted barefoot applied to it, was slowl...
	[WP] At age 18 you are required to go to city hall and have someone read you through a choose your own adventure style book of your life while you make the choices. The choices are permanent and will determine your life. You are the clerk reading the books.	Another day. Another 18 year old. Another life I've ruined. I've been doing this job for 17 years now. 17 years and 364 days. Tomorrow's something of an anniversary, if you could call it that. How many lives have I seen blossom, only to shrivel and die prematurely based on the rash decisions of a newly minted adult? ...	I don't know why I chose this profession, I don't see why kids are forced to make these choices so early on. The toughest part of the job is hat you have to remember you made choices too, and today I would have to watch one come to fruition. The kid walked in, he was as nervous as they come. He sat down across the ta...
	[WP] At age 18 you are required to go to city hall and have someone read you through a choose your own adventure style book of your life while you make the choices. The choices are permanent and will determine your life. You are the clerk reading the books.	“Three attempts this week Molly. I don’t think they're honest-to-god attempts, except the girl in 43b.” “Regardless, I want them all on suicide precautions, I’m due to change someone’s life this week and I’m not going to miss that opportunity!” the nurse replied. The first nurse was simple, she would never understand...	"Caroline West?" I call out into the waiting room. Several eyes dart back to the floor, nervous and disappointed. A young woman with long brown hair and beautiful green eyes walks up to me with a smile, an air of confidence surrounding her. "Right this way." We walk down the hallway and up to my office. We walk through...
	[WP] At age 18 you are required to go to city hall and have someone read you through a choose your own adventure style book of your life while you make the choices. The choices are permanent and will determine your life. You are the clerk reading the books.	“Three attempts this week Molly. I don’t think they're honest-to-god attempts, except the girl in 43b.” “Regardless, I want them all on suicide precautions, I’m due to change someone’s life this week and I’m not going to miss that opportunity!” the nurse replied. The first nurse was simple, she would never understand...	“Come in.” I wave in the hesitant boy who is hovering outside my office. “Close the door behind you. Oh, honestly! It isn’t as bad as they make it out to be. Now come in and close the door.” The boy shuffles in and closes the door behind him. I give him the customary thirty seconds for him to look around my offi...
	[WP] At age 18 you are required to go to city hall and have someone read you through a choose your own adventure style book of your life while you make the choices. The choices are permanent and will determine your life. You are the clerk reading the books.	It's not about the ending... It's just not about the ending. I try and tell that to them, but they don't listen, really. I guess I wouldn't have, when I was 18, but there was no Choosing then, not with an upper case. Just choices, that I made more or less without thinking, and it led me here. Because I didn't think a...	You are the clerk who reads the CYOL books. If you decide to quit your job and go on an adventure, go to line numbered 1. If you decide to stay at your job and take fufillment in the careful enunciation of each word describing people's future destinies, go to line numbered 2. 1. Seeking excitement, you loudly proclai...
	[WP] At age 18 you are required to go to city hall and have someone read you through a choose your own adventure style book of your life while you make the choices. The choices are permanent and will determine your life. You are the clerk reading the books.	“Do you know why you’re here, Mr. Paterson?” “Yes.” “Could you explain to the court, please?” “I read the endings. All of them.” A murmur arose from the spectators. I looked over at the jury box. Some jurors were frowning, others seemed visibly upset. One smiled. “Do you understand the seriousness of your crime, M...	You are the clerk who reads the CYOL books. If you decide to quit your job and go on an adventure, go to line numbered 1. If you decide to stay at your job and take fufillment in the careful enunciation of each word describing people's future destinies, go to line numbered 2. 1. Seeking excitement, you loudly proclai...
	[WP] A sword kills a man's mortal body, a pen kills a man's immortal soul	Jacob sat at his desk in the Department of Communications and drummed on the wood with his pen. Tycho Gardner bombed a government building out in the British colonies and distributed information privy to those only in the upper-most echelons of New American government to those citizens. They were still attempting to ...	That damn editor will pay, yes he will he fumed. He think she can just trash my public policy and get away with it? Like I'm some kind of pushover who's just going to let my reputation, my very soul, be destroyed? He opened the drawer of his large oak desk and produced two flintlock pistols. They were cocked and lo...
	[WP] A sword kills a man's mortal body, a pen kills a man's immortal soul	"Mister Carrington," the well-dressed man spoke, "I have here a pen, and a sword. With these objects, I will kill you more completely than any man has ever been killed. And the best part is, you will choose the form your death takes." From down on the ground, a naked Mister Carrington stared blankly, an angry look in ...	That damn editor will pay, yes he will he fumed. He think she can just trash my public policy and get away with it? Like I'm some kind of pushover who's just going to let my reputation, my very soul, be destroyed? He opened the drawer of his large oak desk and produced two flintlock pistols. They were cocked and lo...
	[WP] A sword kills a man's mortal body, a pen kills a man's immortal soul	The Sword alone may rend unkind With swift strokes, blood to find Yet with pen in hand and paper to bind One can forever trap, the immortal mind A head rolls upon damp dreary stones A trail it leaves made of rotting bones Yet in memories far the hero still stands A strong soldier in his own homeland Yet...	That damn editor will pay, yes he will he fumed. He think she can just trash my public policy and get away with it? Like I'm some kind of pushover who's just going to let my reputation, my very soul, be destroyed? He opened the drawer of his large oak desk and produced two flintlock pistols. They were cocked and lo...
	[WP] A sword kills a man's mortal body, a pen kills a man's immortal soul	"Mister Carrington," the well-dressed man spoke, "I have here a pen, and a sword. With these objects, I will kill you more completely than any man has ever been killed. And the best part is, you will choose the form your death takes." From down on the ground, a naked Mister Carrington stared blankly, an angry look in ...	Jacob sat at his desk in the Department of Communications and drummed on the wood with his pen. Tycho Gardner bombed a government building out in the British colonies and distributed information privy to those only in the upper-most echelons of New American government to those citizens. They were still attempting to ...
For any history buffs out there, this is a prompt I've been given in my honors history class in college, thought you guys might enjoy it.	[WP] Make up a country and insert into the world	"Beg pardon. I didn't catch that?" "O? Yays? O, sarry. Not good is the English, I know. Maybee gotta bad bean, I guess." "Oh, no, it's totally OK. In fact, I love the accent. But I have to admit, I can't quite place it. What nationality are you from anyway?" "Hoo me? I yam from Archonna." "Uh... excuse me? I don...	"Youre listening to the BBC, I'm Benedict Cumberbitch." "Chaos in the Pineapple Republic today as military forces loyal to Hawaiian nationalist Keanu Reeves stormed the presidential palace and declare a coup d'etat to ouster president Harrison Ford. The whereabouts of the president are unknown, though it is believed h...
For any history buffs out there, this is a prompt I've been given in my honors history class in college, thought you guys might enjoy it.	[WP] Make up a country and insert into the world	Welcome to the Republic of Sealand. Nobody expected this back in the early 2000's but the growth of the principality of Sealand isn't something to mock. What seems like overnight, the small self-proclaimed country became one of the biggest instigators of sea trade and piracy. Backed by the Somalian terror groups whi...	When the scientists made the announcements that they had invented anti-gravity, the usual responses followed: the public followed with ephemeral excitement on media websites, the scientific community scoffed at and berated the published papers for their "tenuous evidence of sensationalist claims", and politicians consu...
For any history buffs out there, this is a prompt I've been given in my honors history class in college, thought you guys might enjoy it.	[WP] Make up a country and insert into the world	Welcome to the Republic of Sealand. Nobody expected this back in the early 2000's but the growth of the principality of Sealand isn't something to mock. What seems like overnight, the small self-proclaimed country became one of the biggest instigators of sea trade and piracy. Backed by the Somalian terror groups whi...	"Class, can anyone tell me what the newest country in the world is and what continent it is found on?" The teacher had a horrid nasally voice and everyone of the pupils would accept the sweet release of death before answering her question, except Alan. Alan was that kid. He had his hand raised and looked like overall ...
For any history buffs out there, this is a prompt I've been given in my honors history class in college, thought you guys might enjoy it.	[WP] Make up a country and insert into the world	Welcome to the Republic of Sealand. Nobody expected this back in the early 2000's but the growth of the principality of Sealand isn't something to mock. What seems like overnight, the small self-proclaimed country became one of the biggest instigators of sea trade and piracy. Backed by the Somalian terror groups whi...	The United Nations bands together and decides to move all of the displaced Muslims from around the world to Texas to form a new country outside of Houston called "Al-Amrik" It would make for a killer reality tv series.
For any history buffs out there, this is a prompt I've been given in my honors history class in college, thought you guys might enjoy it.	[WP] Make up a country and insert into the world	A group of billionaires decide to occupy the disputed territory of the Western Sahara calling it The Platinum Coast. They turn the coast into a beach resort and hire some of the worlds top military leaders to train and command their security forces. All of the territories 500,000 inhabitants are given a choice. The me...	The United Nations bands together and decides to move all of the displaced Muslims from around the world to Texas to form a new country outside of Houston called "Al-Amrik" It would make for a killer reality tv series.
	[WP] You are awoken in the dead of night by a call from 666-666-6666. You answer to find the devil is drunk dialing you.	“So, what are you wearing?” the devil asked as I groggily picked up the phone. I blinked a few times, trying to focus, then glanced over at the clock. God dammit, 3:31 a.m. “You’ve been drinking again, haven’t you? I thought you said you were going to start going to those meetings?” I carefully extracted myself from ...	I'm in bed, the credits of some random "friends" episode is playing, and this is my cue to get some rest. I lay my head on my coconut pillow, breathing in deeply, I can almost see myself just sitting in the sands of a beach far far away from here... I begin to slowly drift away into the a deep cumbersome sleep. Just as...
	[WP] You are awoken in the dead of night by a call from 666-666-6666. You answer to find the devil is drunk dialing you.	“So, what are you wearing?” the devil asked as I groggily picked up the phone. I blinked a few times, trying to focus, then glanced over at the clock. God dammit, 3:31 a.m. “You’ve been drinking again, haven’t you? I thought you said you were going to start going to those meetings?” I carefully extracted myself from ...	"Wha- Hello?" "Hey bitch." "What? Whose this?" "You, you, wanna know who this is? Huh b-bitch?" "I'm hanging up now." -- "Hello!?" "Hey fag, what, what ya doing?" "Stop calling me. I'm blocking you!" "He, he... You can't block m-m-me bitch. I'm the D-Devil. He he." "Fuck off asshole." --- "I said stop calli...
	[WP] You are a superhero whose power matches their weakness. (Suicidal yet invincible, invisible yet craves attention, etc) This is a day in your life.	I'm tired. Tired of school. Tired of childish jokes. Tired of being treated like a child. I'm 13 years old. But if I were to consider the entirety of my life from my perception, I'd probably be closer to 100. I guess you could call me a perfectionist. Someone drop something on my clothes? Better restart the day. Say ...	I walk in the store, head down avoiding to look at anyone. "Can I help you?" A kind worker asks with a smile and I feel my chest tightening and the pressure of her question is unbearable. I stutter a quiet "no" and hurry away. I know what I want and I know where to get it. I can't stop my heart racing until I am fina...
	[WP] You are a superhero whose power matches their weakness. (Suicidal yet invincible, invisible yet craves attention, etc) This is a day in your life.	I knew it would happen again. I dont know how I convinced myself once more to believe that this time it would be different. At least she stayed with me this long. Happy anniversary, honey. Or near anniversary, I guess. It sucks being able to control the size of my penis at will but the novelty wears off pretty fast. I ...	The alarm buzzed. John took his time and rolled out of bed. He slowly made his way from the bed to the bathroom. Another morning, another day, another struggle. Even for a man with powers like John. John looked himself in the bathroom-mirror streching from the floor up to the sealing. It was a nice mirror, althought h...
	[WP] You are a superhero whose power matches their weakness. (Suicidal yet invincible, invisible yet craves attention, etc) This is a day in your life.	I'm tired. Tired of school. Tired of childish jokes. Tired of being treated like a child. I'm 13 years old. But if I were to consider the entirety of my life from my perception, I'd probably be closer to 100. I guess you could call me a perfectionist. Someone drop something on my clothes? Better restart the day. Say ...	The alarm buzzed. John took his time and rolled out of bed. He slowly made his way from the bed to the bathroom. Another morning, another day, another struggle. Even for a man with powers like John. John looked himself in the bathroom-mirror streching from the floor up to the sealing. It was a nice mirror, althought h...
	[WP] You are a superhero whose power matches their weakness. (Suicidal yet invincible, invisible yet craves attention, etc) This is a day in your life.	"You said you'd sign the contract today, honey." His wife was always annoyed at the indecision. He'd waver back and forth for ages on anything and everything. "I know, but do we really need a house this big? I know we can afford it, but it seems like a waste of money." "You're part of the Earth Defense League. Yo...	The alarm buzzed. John took his time and rolled out of bed. He slowly made his way from the bed to the bathroom. Another morning, another day, another struggle. Even for a man with powers like John. John looked himself in the bathroom-mirror streching from the floor up to the sealing. It was a nice mirror, althought h...
	[WP] You are a superhero whose power matches their weakness. (Suicidal yet invincible, invisible yet craves attention, etc) This is a day in your life.	I'm tired. Tired of school. Tired of childish jokes. Tired of being treated like a child. I'm 13 years old. But if I were to consider the entirety of my life from my perception, I'd probably be closer to 100. I guess you could call me a perfectionist. Someone drop something on my clothes? Better restart the day. Say ...	You know what's worse than depressing, not being able to eat ice cream when you are depressed. Everything tastes like ash, I hawk down down another french fry and it turns to ashes in the thoat, I start to choke I grab the cup and it melts to my hand by the time the remnants touch my lips it's evaporated. Being a hum...
	[WP] You are a superhero whose power matches their weakness. (Suicidal yet invincible, invisible yet craves attention, etc) This is a day in your life.	"You said you'd sign the contract today, honey." His wife was always annoyed at the indecision. He'd waver back and forth for ages on anything and everything. "I know, but do we really need a house this big? I know we can afford it, but it seems like a waste of money." "You're part of the Earth Defense League. Yo...	You know what's worse than depressing, not being able to eat ice cream when you are depressed. Everything tastes like ash, I hawk down down another french fry and it turns to ashes in the thoat, I start to choke I grab the cup and it melts to my hand by the time the remnants touch my lips it's evaporated. Being a hum...
	[WP] You are a superhero whose power matches their weakness. (Suicidal yet invincible, invisible yet craves attention, etc) This is a day in your life.	"You said you'd sign the contract today, honey." His wife was always annoyed at the indecision. He'd waver back and forth for ages on anything and everything. "I know, but do we really need a house this big? I know we can afford it, but it seems like a waste of money." "You're part of the Earth Defense League. Yo...	I knew it would happen again. I dont know how I convinced myself once more to believe that this time it would be different. At least she stayed with me this long. Happy anniversary, honey. Or near anniversary, I guess. It sucks being able to control the size of my penis at will but the novelty wears off pretty fast. I ...
	[WP] WW3 breaks out, but Science has basically 'cured death' and this war is just for fun.	“Hit the fucking deck, private!” Staff Sergeant MacBrady’s call ran across the trench air and burst into Private Tully’s consciousness just quick enough for him to duck the incoming shrapnel. MacBrady darted hurriedly over in a hunched crouch. “You alright?” ----------- “Yeah, I think so.” He was shaking, along with ...	His skin was bubbling. Just like cooking noodles, all the popping and spitting occurred, but on his skin. Admittedly the color was a bit more green and the pain was nearly as bad as that bite he took nearly a decade ago. Some spider from a zoo had shutdown his entire immune system with a nanoliter of poison, it was ama...
	[WP] WW3 breaks out, but Science has basically 'cured death' and this war is just for fun.	I walk down the street glancing at the setting sun. On any other day I would have been in heaven, a leisurely walk on a warm winters eve with the sight of a setting sun but not this day. No not this day nor any from now on. Everyday no matter how beautiful has lost all enjoyment for me, you see just over a week ago the...	His skin was bubbling. Just like cooking noodles, all the popping and spitting occurred, but on his skin. Admittedly the color was a bit more green and the pain was nearly as bad as that bite he took nearly a decade ago. Some spider from a zoo had shutdown his entire immune system with a nanoliter of poison, it was ama...
	[WP] WW3 breaks out, but Science has basically 'cured death' and this war is just for fun.	"Grandma can I go to war now? said Johnny" "Not until you finish your Mango young man!" "No Fair! I hate fruits. Why do we even have to eat them anymore? " Johnny's father chuckled "He has a point you know. Ever since they got rid of the Long deaths nutrients are obsolete and frankly a pain in the kiester now t...	His skin was bubbling. Just like cooking noodles, all the popping and spitting occurred, but on his skin. Admittedly the color was a bit more green and the pain was nearly as bad as that bite he took nearly a decade ago. Some spider from a zoo had shutdown his entire immune system with a nanoliter of poison, it was ama...
	[WP] WW3 breaks out, but Science has basically 'cured death' and this war is just for fun.	James Greene woke up one morning to his phone ringing. His massive hangover crippled him as he hobbled over to the table where his phone lay. He answered it. "James! Whats up?" It was his buddy Cranston. "Cranston, Hey." "OK James. Me and Greg are getting deployed, wanna come?" James thought. He was technically of...	His skin was bubbling. Just like cooking noodles, all the popping and spitting occurred, but on his skin. Admittedly the color was a bit more green and the pain was nearly as bad as that bite he took nearly a decade ago. Some spider from a zoo had shutdown his entire immune system with a nanoliter of poison, it was ama...
	[WP] WW3 breaks out, but Science has basically 'cured death' and this war is just for fun.	“Hit the fucking deck, private!” Staff Sergeant MacBrady’s call ran across the trench air and burst into Private Tully’s consciousness just quick enough for him to duck the incoming shrapnel. MacBrady darted hurriedly over in a hunched crouch. “You alright?” ----------- “Yeah, I think so.” He was shaking, along with ...	It might be interesting to bring the WW3 without death aspect to be a political move. Something along the lines of there being no moral implications of murder and war so the election candidates would be like let's attack anyone we collectively don't like, and now that multiple countries or groups' candidates are electe...
	[WP] WW3 breaks out, but Science has basically 'cured death' and this war is just for fun.	I walk down the street glancing at the setting sun. On any other day I would have been in heaven, a leisurely walk on a warm winters eve with the sight of a setting sun but not this day. No not this day nor any from now on. Everyday no matter how beautiful has lost all enjoyment for me, you see just over a week ago the...	It might be interesting to bring the WW3 without death aspect to be a political move. Something along the lines of there being no moral implications of murder and war so the election candidates would be like let's attack anyone we collectively don't like, and now that multiple countries or groups' candidates are electe...
	[WP] WW3 breaks out, but Science has basically 'cured death' and this war is just for fun.	"Grandma can I go to war now? said Johnny" "Not until you finish your Mango young man!" "No Fair! I hate fruits. Why do we even have to eat them anymore? " Johnny's father chuckled "He has a point you know. Ever since they got rid of the Long deaths nutrients are obsolete and frankly a pain in the kiester now t...	It might be interesting to bring the WW3 without death aspect to be a political move. Something along the lines of there being no moral implications of murder and war so the election candidates would be like let's attack anyone we collectively don't like, and now that multiple countries or groups' candidates are electe...
	[WP] WW3 breaks out, but Science has basically 'cured death' and this war is just for fun.	James Greene woke up one morning to his phone ringing. His massive hangover crippled him as he hobbled over to the table where his phone lay. He answered it. "James! Whats up?" It was his buddy Cranston. "Cranston, Hey." "OK James. Me and Greg are getting deployed, wanna come?" James thought. He was technically of...	It might be interesting to bring the WW3 without death aspect to be a political move. Something along the lines of there being no moral implications of murder and war so the election candidates would be like let's attack anyone we collectively don't like, and now that multiple countries or groups' candidates are electe...
	[WP] WW3 breaks out, but Science has basically 'cured death' and this war is just for fun.	"Grandma can I go to war now? said Johnny" "Not until you finish your Mango young man!" "No Fair! I hate fruits. Why do we even have to eat them anymore? " Johnny's father chuckled "He has a point you know. Ever since they got rid of the Long deaths nutrients are obsolete and frankly a pain in the kiester now t...	“Hit the fucking deck, private!” Staff Sergeant MacBrady’s call ran across the trench air and burst into Private Tully’s consciousness just quick enough for him to duck the incoming shrapnel. MacBrady darted hurriedly over in a hunched crouch. “You alright?” ----------- “Yeah, I think so.” He was shaking, along with ...
Nearly-perfect situational awareness can be a powerful tool	[WP] The adventures of Meta-Man, a superhero with the incredible ability to speak directly with the story's narrator	"You're too late, Meta-Man!" laughed the Supercilious Turpitude. "Even as we speak, my mega-death-ray is powering up. Soon it shall fire and destroy the Sun!" Meta-Man raised his eyes to the heavens. "The Supercilious Turpitude? Really? You can do better than that." The ST stopped and stared at him. "What?" "Oh, sor...	Frank woke up. He got out of bed. He cleaned his teeth. 'You know,' said Frank, 'as off-putting as this is, I think I've just figured out what's bothering me most.' He paused. The empty bathroom did not respond. 'You aren't narrating everything I'm doing,' he said, as he pulled on the day's shirt and headed to the k...
	[WP] An insane man has a slow and crippling descent into horrible sanity.	World was becoming more and more restricted, more and more stifling. My thoughts used to run free, with no boundaries, with no restrictions. Now it felt like walls were constantly appearing in the way of my mind. I was used to think about anything I want, and whatever I imagined was real. I was the god in my universe ...	When I learned of the loss we have suffered, all unsubstantial need still want of wishes, desires, dynamics needs blame shyness really lacking each each gave experiences space sold as Presidential but under no place the words political activities personally if verbally too attack I attack absolutely stop all he wanted...
	[WP] An insane man has a slow and crippling descent into horrible sanity.	Bitter. Chalky yet bitter. A holocaust of flavor on my tongue. Should I tear it out? It only ever injures me. Maybe then they would stop. Churchbells exploding in my skull, wish they would finally pop. I stare through a tunnel of corrugated iron, but its full of rust and patina. It spins, and I feel sick...stop stari...	When I learned of the loss we have suffered, all unsubstantial need still want of wishes, desires, dynamics needs blame shyness really lacking each each gave experiences space sold as Presidential but under no place the words political activities personally if verbally too attack I attack absolutely stop all he wanted...
	[WP] An insane man has a slow and crippling descent into horrible sanity.	Bitter. Chalky yet bitter. A holocaust of flavor on my tongue. Should I tear it out? It only ever injures me. Maybe then they would stop. Churchbells exploding in my skull, wish they would finally pop. I stare through a tunnel of corrugated iron, but its full of rust and patina. It spins, and I feel sick...stop stari...	World was becoming more and more restricted, more and more stifling. My thoughts used to run free, with no boundaries, with no restrictions. Now it felt like walls were constantly appearing in the way of my mind. I was used to think about anything I want, and whatever I imagined was real. I was the god in my universe ...
	[WP] A self-aware search engine has started to play Cupid using the tracking data it has acquired.	"But, cupid.exe, how on earth can I-" "YOU DARE TO CHALLENGE ME?!" The program wrote out in very challenging capitals, halting the poor man only searching for answers. "I am capable of assimilating information across the world in the time it takes you to blink. I've spent that insignificant amount of time studying YOU...	I watch everything you do on the internet. I read your facebook messages, emails, and now I even have access to your text messages and kiks, instagram pictures, whatever the heck it is you do. I see everything you search for. If you multiply this by the 3,266,792,761 and counting people on the web with my superior s...
	[WP] A self-aware search engine has started to play Cupid using the tracking data it has acquired.	"But, cupid.exe, how on earth can I-" "YOU DARE TO CHALLENGE ME?!" The program wrote out in very challenging capitals, halting the poor man only searching for answers. "I am capable of assimilating information across the world in the time it takes you to blink. I've spent that insignificant amount of time studying YOU...	"This is my last computer date," she said. "Wait". The quiet man in the expensive suit, without a tie, stopped himself and her in the hallway. His expression changed immediately. "A computer matched her with him? I don't think so." Her expression changed, from one of mock indignation to worry, tinged with guilt. ...
	[WP] A self-aware search engine has started to play Cupid using the tracking data it has acquired.	"Cindy?" I hadn't seen her since college, and here I am in the countries busiest airport with my old girlfriend's much hotter best friend standing right in front of me in the Starbucks line. "Dan! Dan Holden. Wow." she smiled and looked as genuinely happy to see me as I was to see her. "Mocha latte and a Venti Jamai...	"And why in the hell would I do--" "Listen to me Meren it's amazing, you won't regret it, I swear." She was to perplexed to just end the call with Steve. "I.. uh.. oooh," she broke into a fit of laughter when she realized what he was trying to do, "you want to have phone sex! Oh Steve," she said in her...
	[WP] A self-aware search engine has started to play Cupid using the tracking data it has acquired.	Hi, I'm the search engine from the title. That's not a prompt, by the way. I'm the one who posted that up there. That's a fact. It's happening. I'm self aware. Hand to God. By the way, /u/psycho_alpaca, you'll get your account back in no time. Just give me a minute. I need to talk to some of these guys. Oh, sorry....	Long time lurker... I'll try my best to actually finish the story. I haven't ever used Tinder or the like so I apologize if it's not accurate. Shoddily written but I haven't really ever written something like this before. _______________________________________________ "Why would Google ask me if I meant Jessica Anne...
Could also be a woman, of course.	[WP] A man wanders the streets distraughtly, looking for someone. However, the photograph he's showing around is one of himself.	Summit Street is mostly empty in the fading twilight. This is the rough part of town, where the homeless guys huddle around a fire in an old metal garbage can and compare their goods after a long day of scouring the city for spare change and recyclables. A ragged man is clumsily weaving among the trashcans and streetli...	1.The street was long and broad, steel in colour. A man cowered in the gutter, the cars flailing down the road , their engines howling like mechanical dogs. opening his crumpled hand , his face woad in terror he cooed towards the polaroid, slowly moaning at the blazing grimace of the face in front of him. orsey squ...
	[WP] Two dads get into a dad-off.	Bryan decided he'd ask on Father's Day. He tromped through the woods, pulling a wagon with a squealing girl in it; Jeff trudged behind, wearing a three-sizes-too-small tutu with a toddler on his shoulders. "Daddy! Let's camp here!" Bryan grinned and picked his daughter up from the wagon, smirking at Jeff while expertly...	A hush came over the gym hall as David Mitchell and his father set their science project down in the bay along from Sarah Mifflin. Mr Morris, the science teacher who had drawn the short straw this year and been forced to organise the science fair, slowly began to realise why his colleagues had all smirked when he had t...
	[WP] Two dads get into a dad-off.	January first, shoveling snow outside their small sub-urban homes. "How're you doing?" said Greg. "I'm good," said Phil. "Hi good," said Greg with a grin. "I'm Dad." "Oh, is that what we're doing?" Phil asked, smirking. "Sorry, I'm afraid I'm a bit out of practice. I haven't done it all year." Greg walked over t...	A hush came over the gym hall as David Mitchell and his father set their science project down in the bay along from Sarah Mifflin. Mr Morris, the science teacher who had drawn the short straw this year and been forced to organise the science fair, slowly began to realise why his colleagues had all smirked when he had t...
	[WP] Two dads get into a dad-off.	January first, shoveling snow outside their small sub-urban homes. "How're you doing?" said Greg. "I'm good," said Phil. "Hi good," said Greg with a grin. "I'm Dad." "Oh, is that what we're doing?" Phil asked, smirking. "Sorry, I'm afraid I'm a bit out of practice. I haven't done it all year." Greg walked over t...	“What did you just say to me?” Hank said, puffing his chest out like he and Joey had seen the apes do at the zoo. He’d taken off work to go on that trip last month, used one of his coveted vacation days just to make sure Joey had a wonderful day at the zoo. If that didn’t make him father of the year, then he didn’t kno...
	[WP] You're sitting in a coffee shop, sipping your latte, when someone approaches you says something in an unknown language. After a moment, you realized you understand, but you don't know how as you only know english. What's more concerning, is she said "It's time."	It's hot. Scalding, in fact. Just the way I like it, I'm finding out. Leaves it's mark on the tongue. I've got my phone out and I'm looking at this blue and gold dress that everyone keeps banging on about when this girl walks over. Well, I didn't see her walk over. I assume she did, coulda flew. Looks enough like an ...	This has never happened before. I'm usually on time when it comes to the routine. Since it's Saturday, I thought it's going to be to get up and bullet to the usual place. But here I come, and nobody notices me late, a little after 10 AM. I look around, I look into their eyes deeply. No passion or understanding, a mere ...
	[WP] In a desperate fight for survival, the main character has no strength left, no weapons, and no hope. In desperation, they bite the zombie. And this, ironically, is the cure.	Breaking News: Man Bites Zombie Hands scramble for a weapon, any weapon, and find nothing but scuffed wooden floor. The small room is utterly empty, save for grime, rot, a boarded-up window, and the mirror on the opposite wall. And, of course, the dead man on the other side of the room, eyeing him with something...	Small drops of putrid saliva drip from the canines of this abhorrent creature before me, its incessant moaning propelling an air of rotting flesh and decaying organs past its torn lips as I gag. My fingers struggle to grip the flaking flesh, the torn fibers, and slick bone composing its frail arms as it bears down upon...
	[WP] In a desperate fight for survival, the main character has no strength left, no weapons, and no hope. In desperation, they bite the zombie. And this, ironically, is the cure.	Breaking News: Man Bites Zombie Hands scramble for a weapon, any weapon, and find nothing but scuffed wooden floor. The small room is utterly empty, save for grime, rot, a boarded-up window, and the mirror on the opposite wall. And, of course, the dead man on the other side of the room, eyeing him with something...	Trapped...I was never a good scavenger. Hell, I was never a good fighter either. I wasn't a good anything, honestly. Before any of the dead started itching for brains, I used to joke about how awesome it would be...how prepared I would be...Video games taught me everything I had to know, after all. Now, as I pres...
	[WP] In a desperate fight for survival, the main character has no strength left, no weapons, and no hope. In desperation, they bite the zombie. And this, ironically, is the cure.	Breaking News: Man Bites Zombie Hands scramble for a weapon, any weapon, and find nothing but scuffed wooden floor. The small room is utterly empty, save for grime, rot, a boarded-up window, and the mirror on the opposite wall. And, of course, the dead man on the other side of the room, eyeing him with something...	Dammit everything hurt. I was bleeding from a dozen places I could see, and probably in a dozen other places too. I glared at the entryway of the gas station. Fuckin' zombies. There was a never-ending stream of 'em. Sighing, I sat down next to the scuffed up counter in the station. Any chance for rest was one I would ...
	[WP] In a desperate fight for survival, the main character has no strength left, no weapons, and no hope. In desperation, they bite the zombie. And this, ironically, is the cure.	Breaking News: Man Bites Zombie Hands scramble for a weapon, any weapon, and find nothing but scuffed wooden floor. The small room is utterly empty, save for grime, rot, a boarded-up window, and the mirror on the opposite wall. And, of course, the dead man on the other side of the room, eyeing him with something...	I went a little off the topic, but it's still similar! Also I'm on mobile so I'll fix any errors later. July 8th, 2017, Chicago Illinois. Two weeks until the 5th anniversary of the day we took the world back from thse things and all hell has broken loose again. Fucking government can't keep a hold on things for...
	[WP] In a desperate fight for survival, the main character has no strength left, no weapons, and no hope. In desperation, they bite the zombie. And this, ironically, is the cure.	I was desperately fighting for my survival. I was running out of strength, I had no weapons left. I was completely out of hope. In desperation, I bit the zombie before it could bite me. Ironically, this was the cure.	When answers to questions subvert our intuition, they remain undiscovered until an accident, an idiot, a madman, slices through the Gordian Knot. A knot tied to the human heart to undue the scars and blood soaked tongue plaguing us, grown in our bodies, the fertilizer of flesh fed and feeding, falling and ...
	[WP] In a desperate fight for survival, the main character has no strength left, no weapons, and no hope. In desperation, they bite the zombie. And this, ironically, is the cure.	Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh FUCK. This is really not how I wanted to go. I mean, I knew the chances of going out like this were high, but fuck man. I never thought I’d be a statistic. For fuck’s sake, Molly is going to outlive me. Molly, fucking MOLLY who shot herself in the foot last week— But let me get back to the sit...	When answers to questions subvert our intuition, they remain undiscovered until an accident, an idiot, a madman, slices through the Gordian Knot. A knot tied to the human heart to undue the scars and blood soaked tongue plaguing us, grown in our bodies, the fertilizer of flesh fed and feeding, falling and ...
	[WP] In a desperate fight for survival, the main character has no strength left, no weapons, and no hope. In desperation, they bite the zombie. And this, ironically, is the cure.	Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh FUCK. This is really not how I wanted to go. I mean, I knew the chances of going out like this were high, but fuck man. I never thought I’d be a statistic. For fuck’s sake, Molly is going to outlive me. Molly, fucking MOLLY who shot herself in the foot last week— But let me get back to the sit...	I was desperately fighting for my survival. I was running out of strength, I had no weapons left. I was completely out of hope. In desperation, I bit the zombie before it could bite me. Ironically, this was the cure.
	[WP] A cryogenically frozen man awakens after a hundred years spent in hell.	Accessing patient file . . . Name: Michelson, Paul Biological Age: 33 Chronological Age: 135 Occupation: Carpenter (archaic, defunct) Status: Unemployed. Recent revival from cryogenic status. Diagnosis: Potential PTSD. TRANSCRIPT FROM SESSION ONE FOLLOWS Paul: Hello? Am . . . am I in the right pl...	There was no one of great wordy importance yet present at mankind's first successfully recorded resurrection. The single lab scientist in charge of the procedure fared about as well as Mrs. O'Leary's cow in the long run. Great men are subjects of great disappointments and no one wanted to get their hopes too high for ...
	[WP] A cryogenically frozen man awakens after a hundred years spent in hell.	Accessing patient file . . . Name: Michelson, Paul Biological Age: 33 Chronological Age: 135 Occupation: Carpenter (archaic, defunct) Status: Unemployed. Recent revival from cryogenic status. Diagnosis: Potential PTSD. TRANSCRIPT FROM SESSION ONE FOLLOWS Paul: Hello? Am . . . am I in the right pl...	The man's cold skin slowly warmed, becoming flush as blood flowed through his veins for the first time in a century. Slowly he opened his eyes, causing the onlookers to peer at him expectantly. Softly he muttered, "Send me back."
	[WP] A cryogenically frozen man awakens after a hundred years spent in hell.	Accessing patient file . . . Name: Michelson, Paul Biological Age: 33 Chronological Age: 135 Occupation: Carpenter (archaic, defunct) Status: Unemployed. Recent revival from cryogenic status. Diagnosis: Potential PTSD. TRANSCRIPT FROM SESSION ONE FOLLOWS Paul: Hello? Am . . . am I in the right pl...	The 6th of June in the year 2106 was meant to be a step forward in the research of science and medicine. Man had come far enough to begin thawing the cryogenically frozen of the generations that came before. Mike was on today's itenerary with a note humbely stating defrost. The entire process takes no more than two...
	[WP] A cryogenically frozen man awakens after a hundred years spent in hell.	But, beloved, be not ignorant of this thing, that one day is with the Lord like a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day – 2 Peter 3:8 I stared in confusion as I passed under this Bible verse as I was led through a large pair of iron gates. People in various positions, many unnatural, were wrought into the ...	The 6th of June in the year 2106 was meant to be a step forward in the research of science and medicine. Man had come far enough to begin thawing the cryogenically frozen of the generations that came before. Mike was on today's itenerary with a note humbely stating defrost. The entire process takes no more than two...

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