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[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
She used to call me "Flower" bc i was the ever quiet, observant one. I remember being very lively and bubbly before I got lost in here, but I liked being Faye's wallflower. I would really only speak when necessary. I guess that's why she didnt mind when I came around. She told me about some of the others though. Giant...
His brother approached and asked a question. "What are you shouting at?" Brandon stops with house mouth wide open and tries to regain his normal composure. He glances back at his brother Jake and says "God told me if I shouted at the clouds he'd make a triceratops." Jake looks into Brandon's eyes with utter disbelief. ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I am mangled with confusion. I can only sense my words and that alone does not feel enough to exist. This sound of I, I had no recollection of. These words retained a sound distinct to various syllables that cascade into a distance I cannot grasp. I held on to the silence for I felt there was nothing to be said. ...
His brother approached and asked a question. "What are you shouting at?" Brandon stops with house mouth wide open and tries to regain his normal composure. He glances back at his brother Jake and says "God told me if I shouted at the clouds he'd make a triceratops." Jake looks into Brandon's eyes with utter disbelief. ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
What happened? It's dark. I must be dead, I have to be. I felt the bullet go through my brain. I'm pretty sure it did. It didn't hurt, at least, it doesn't hurt now. Where am I? My eyes feel open, but I can't see anything. Wait, I'm in bed. I don't feel any more awake then I was a minute ago. Apparently I'm getting...
His brother approached and asked a question. "What are you shouting at?" Brandon stops with house mouth wide open and tries to regain his normal composure. He glances back at his brother Jake and says "God told me if I shouted at the clouds he'd make a triceratops." Jake looks into Brandon's eyes with utter disbelief. ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I wonder if anyone will read this: Forty-two. Forty-nine. Forty-five. "Is it blue? Is it? Tell me." "Yes." "Then why doesn't in smell like blueberries?" "Because it isn't a blueberry. Not all things that are blueberries are blue, you know." "Find blueberries, because I want to smell them. Find the blueberries and...
His brother approached and asked a question. "What are you shouting at?" Brandon stops with house mouth wide open and tries to regain his normal composure. He glances back at his brother Jake and says "God told me if I shouted at the clouds he'd make a triceratops." Jake looks into Brandon's eyes with utter disbelief. ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The boy is young, about 22. He was good-looking and seemed to be quite popular. When I showed up, it was in the afternoon. He was already drinking. I thought it might be a special occasion. This special occasion turned out to be a constant problem. He drank, he took drugs to drink more, and he drank. He toyed with min...
His brother approached and asked a question. "What are you shouting at?" Brandon stops with house mouth wide open and tries to regain his normal composure. He glances back at his brother Jake and says "God told me if I shouted at the clouds he'd make a triceratops." Jake looks into Brandon's eyes with utter disbelief. ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The Nice Voice woke me up this morning. I like him. He tells me stories about places I've never been. He tells me how strong I am, and how nothing can stop me if I put my mind to it. He helps me with my school work, and defends me when the Bad Voice starts shouting in my head. The Bad Voice tells me it's my fault tha...
His brother approached and asked a question. "What are you shouting at?" Brandon stops with house mouth wide open and tries to regain his normal composure. He glances back at his brother Jake and says "God told me if I shouted at the clouds he'd make a triceratops." Jake looks into Brandon's eyes with utter disbelief. ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
Oooh We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you ...
My whole life, I'd been lead through it by my parents. Coddled, really. I sauntered on through, blind to the rigors and challenges ahead. That is, until my father died. It wrecked my whole family - my mother who was previously so supportive going insane and spending all her money gambling and drinking. She ended u...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I remember crossing a road. Then a truck. Then nothing. Then a feeling, like I was surrounded by warm jelly. I am a retrovirus. I travel easily through the cerebrospinal fluid, able to make rest stops in any area of the brain. I am small right now, but I will grow. I have to. To save him. You print an A like this. Hol...
My whole life, I'd been lead through it by my parents. Coddled, really. I sauntered on through, blind to the rigors and challenges ahead. That is, until my father died. It wrecked my whole family - my mother who was previously so supportive going insane and spending all her money gambling and drinking. She ended u...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
*You've done that wrong* Shss **I agree, thats going to fuck someone over** Look, I've only just started this job. Just let me think. ^I ^think ^we ^should ^have ^lunch! *No one cares Larry! But really, you should redo that* **Utter OSHA violation** WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! Sir, you can't use that t...
My whole life, I'd been lead through it by my parents. Coddled, really. I sauntered on through, blind to the rigors and challenges ahead. That is, until my father died. It wrecked my whole family - my mother who was previously so supportive going insane and spending all her money gambling and drinking. She ended u...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
An office cubicle, that's where it started. A small room with beige walls, florescent lighting, and little in the way of comforts. Smooth jazz played softly from somewhere in the distance. I took a moment to compose myself with a deep breath and tried to recall my name. Robin...Willingham was it? I had an English last ...
My whole life, I'd been lead through it by my parents. Coddled, really. I sauntered on through, blind to the rigors and challenges ahead. That is, until my father died. It wrecked my whole family - my mother who was previously so supportive going insane and spending all her money gambling and drinking. She ended u...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
*This is hell. It must be. But what am I being punished for? I was a man of intelligence, a man of status. I taught and taught only to see society slip away. There was nothing I could do to stop the tide of … This.* Kenneth’s hand paused, hovering a moment above the keyboard. With slight hesitation he resumed entering...
My whole life, I'd been lead through it by my parents. Coddled, really. I sauntered on through, blind to the rigors and challenges ahead. That is, until my father died. It wrecked my whole family - my mother who was previously so supportive going insane and spending all her money gambling and drinking. She ended u...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I was diagnosed with schizophrenia at the age of 16, although I'm sure it began well before then. It started subtly, and usually when I was alone: I would get a strange feeling, like that tingly feeling you get when someone is watching you, only there was never anyone there. Sometimes I felt it so strongly that I calle...
My whole life, I'd been lead through it by my parents. Coddled, really. I sauntered on through, blind to the rigors and challenges ahead. That is, until my father died. It wrecked my whole family - my mother who was previously so supportive going insane and spending all her money gambling and drinking. She ended u...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
She used to call me "Flower" bc i was the ever quiet, observant one. I remember being very lively and bubbly before I got lost in here, but I liked being Faye's wallflower. I would really only speak when necessary. I guess that's why she didnt mind when I came around. She told me about some of the others though. Giant...
My whole life, I'd been lead through it by my parents. Coddled, really. I sauntered on through, blind to the rigors and challenges ahead. That is, until my father died. It wrecked my whole family - my mother who was previously so supportive going insane and spending all her money gambling and drinking. She ended u...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I am mangled with confusion. I can only sense my words and that alone does not feel enough to exist. This sound of I, I had no recollection of. These words retained a sound distinct to various syllables that cascade into a distance I cannot grasp. I held on to the silence for I felt there was nothing to be said. ...
My whole life, I'd been lead through it by my parents. Coddled, really. I sauntered on through, blind to the rigors and challenges ahead. That is, until my father died. It wrecked my whole family - my mother who was previously so supportive going insane and spending all her money gambling and drinking. She ended u...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
What happened? It's dark. I must be dead, I have to be. I felt the bullet go through my brain. I'm pretty sure it did. It didn't hurt, at least, it doesn't hurt now. Where am I? My eyes feel open, but I can't see anything. Wait, I'm in bed. I don't feel any more awake then I was a minute ago. Apparently I'm getting...
My whole life, I'd been lead through it by my parents. Coddled, really. I sauntered on through, blind to the rigors and challenges ahead. That is, until my father died. It wrecked my whole family - my mother who was previously so supportive going insane and spending all her money gambling and drinking. She ended u...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I wonder if anyone will read this: Forty-two. Forty-nine. Forty-five. "Is it blue? Is it? Tell me." "Yes." "Then why doesn't in smell like blueberries?" "Because it isn't a blueberry. Not all things that are blueberries are blue, you know." "Find blueberries, because I want to smell them. Find the blueberries and...
My whole life, I'd been lead through it by my parents. Coddled, really. I sauntered on through, blind to the rigors and challenges ahead. That is, until my father died. It wrecked my whole family - my mother who was previously so supportive going insane and spending all her money gambling and drinking. She ended u...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The boy is young, about 22. He was good-looking and seemed to be quite popular. When I showed up, it was in the afternoon. He was already drinking. I thought it might be a special occasion. This special occasion turned out to be a constant problem. He drank, he took drugs to drink more, and he drank. He toyed with min...
My whole life, I'd been lead through it by my parents. Coddled, really. I sauntered on through, blind to the rigors and challenges ahead. That is, until my father died. It wrecked my whole family - my mother who was previously so supportive going insane and spending all her money gambling and drinking. She ended u...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The Nice Voice woke me up this morning. I like him. He tells me stories about places I've never been. He tells me how strong I am, and how nothing can stop me if I put my mind to it. He helps me with my school work, and defends me when the Bad Voice starts shouting in my head. The Bad Voice tells me it's my fault tha...
My whole life, I'd been lead through it by my parents. Coddled, really. I sauntered on through, blind to the rigors and challenges ahead. That is, until my father died. It wrecked my whole family - my mother who was previously so supportive going insane and spending all her money gambling and drinking. She ended u...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
*You've done that wrong* Shss **I agree, thats going to fuck someone over** Look, I've only just started this job. Just let me think. ^I ^think ^we ^should ^have ^lunch! *No one cares Larry! But really, you should redo that* **Utter OSHA violation** WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! Sir, you can't use that t...
Small disclaimer first - By no means do I know what it's like to suffer from schizophrenia. I apologize in advance for any details that are not true concerning schizophrenia. I do not intend to offend. *edits for a typo and clarity* ____________________________________________________________ On November 12th, 1995 I ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
An office cubicle, that's where it started. A small room with beige walls, florescent lighting, and little in the way of comforts. Smooth jazz played softly from somewhere in the distance. I took a moment to compose myself with a deep breath and tried to recall my name. Robin...Willingham was it? I had an English last ...
Small disclaimer first - By no means do I know what it's like to suffer from schizophrenia. I apologize in advance for any details that are not true concerning schizophrenia. I do not intend to offend. *edits for a typo and clarity* ____________________________________________________________ On November 12th, 1995 I ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
*This is hell. It must be. But what am I being punished for? I was a man of intelligence, a man of status. I taught and taught only to see society slip away. There was nothing I could do to stop the tide of … This.* Kenneth’s hand paused, hovering a moment above the keyboard. With slight hesitation he resumed entering...
Small disclaimer first - By no means do I know what it's like to suffer from schizophrenia. I apologize in advance for any details that are not true concerning schizophrenia. I do not intend to offend. *edits for a typo and clarity* ____________________________________________________________ On November 12th, 1995 I ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I was diagnosed with schizophrenia at the age of 16, although I'm sure it began well before then. It started subtly, and usually when I was alone: I would get a strange feeling, like that tingly feeling you get when someone is watching you, only there was never anyone there. Sometimes I felt it so strongly that I calle...
Small disclaimer first - By no means do I know what it's like to suffer from schizophrenia. I apologize in advance for any details that are not true concerning schizophrenia. I do not intend to offend. *edits for a typo and clarity* ____________________________________________________________ On November 12th, 1995 I ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
She used to call me "Flower" bc i was the ever quiet, observant one. I remember being very lively and bubbly before I got lost in here, but I liked being Faye's wallflower. I would really only speak when necessary. I guess that's why she didnt mind when I came around. She told me about some of the others though. Giant...
Small disclaimer first - By no means do I know what it's like to suffer from schizophrenia. I apologize in advance for any details that are not true concerning schizophrenia. I do not intend to offend. *edits for a typo and clarity* ____________________________________________________________ On November 12th, 1995 I ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I am mangled with confusion. I can only sense my words and that alone does not feel enough to exist. This sound of I, I had no recollection of. These words retained a sound distinct to various syllables that cascade into a distance I cannot grasp. I held on to the silence for I felt there was nothing to be said. ...
Small disclaimer first - By no means do I know what it's like to suffer from schizophrenia. I apologize in advance for any details that are not true concerning schizophrenia. I do not intend to offend. *edits for a typo and clarity* ____________________________________________________________ On November 12th, 1995 I ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
What happened? It's dark. I must be dead, I have to be. I felt the bullet go through my brain. I'm pretty sure it did. It didn't hurt, at least, it doesn't hurt now. Where am I? My eyes feel open, but I can't see anything. Wait, I'm in bed. I don't feel any more awake then I was a minute ago. Apparently I'm getting...
Small disclaimer first - By no means do I know what it's like to suffer from schizophrenia. I apologize in advance for any details that are not true concerning schizophrenia. I do not intend to offend. *edits for a typo and clarity* ____________________________________________________________ On November 12th, 1995 I ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I wonder if anyone will read this: Forty-two. Forty-nine. Forty-five. "Is it blue? Is it? Tell me." "Yes." "Then why doesn't in smell like blueberries?" "Because it isn't a blueberry. Not all things that are blueberries are blue, you know." "Find blueberries, because I want to smell them. Find the blueberries and...
Small disclaimer first - By no means do I know what it's like to suffer from schizophrenia. I apologize in advance for any details that are not true concerning schizophrenia. I do not intend to offend. *edits for a typo and clarity* ____________________________________________________________ On November 12th, 1995 I ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The boy is young, about 22. He was good-looking and seemed to be quite popular. When I showed up, it was in the afternoon. He was already drinking. I thought it might be a special occasion. This special occasion turned out to be a constant problem. He drank, he took drugs to drink more, and he drank. He toyed with min...
Small disclaimer first - By no means do I know what it's like to suffer from schizophrenia. I apologize in advance for any details that are not true concerning schizophrenia. I do not intend to offend. *edits for a typo and clarity* ____________________________________________________________ On November 12th, 1995 I ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The Nice Voice woke me up this morning. I like him. He tells me stories about places I've never been. He tells me how strong I am, and how nothing can stop me if I put my mind to it. He helps me with my school work, and defends me when the Bad Voice starts shouting in my head. The Bad Voice tells me it's my fault tha...
Small disclaimer first - By no means do I know what it's like to suffer from schizophrenia. I apologize in advance for any details that are not true concerning schizophrenia. I do not intend to offend. *edits for a typo and clarity* ____________________________________________________________ On November 12th, 1995 I ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
*You've done that wrong* Shss **I agree, thats going to fuck someone over** Look, I've only just started this job. Just let me think. ^I ^think ^we ^should ^have ^lunch! *No one cares Larry! But really, you should redo that* **Utter OSHA violation** WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! Sir, you can't use that t...
I loved it when I got the hang of lucid dreaming after so many years of trying. Everytime a new adventure, even if my imagination was pretty mundane. Usually the same characters would show up; a small family of three in a shitty apartment. Just Mom, and some twin brothers. At first I was just a spectator to their liv...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
An office cubicle, that's where it started. A small room with beige walls, florescent lighting, and little in the way of comforts. Smooth jazz played softly from somewhere in the distance. I took a moment to compose myself with a deep breath and tried to recall my name. Robin...Willingham was it? I had an English last ...
I loved it when I got the hang of lucid dreaming after so many years of trying. Everytime a new adventure, even if my imagination was pretty mundane. Usually the same characters would show up; a small family of three in a shitty apartment. Just Mom, and some twin brothers. At first I was just a spectator to their liv...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
*This is hell. It must be. But what am I being punished for? I was a man of intelligence, a man of status. I taught and taught only to see society slip away. There was nothing I could do to stop the tide of … This.* Kenneth’s hand paused, hovering a moment above the keyboard. With slight hesitation he resumed entering...
I loved it when I got the hang of lucid dreaming after so many years of trying. Everytime a new adventure, even if my imagination was pretty mundane. Usually the same characters would show up; a small family of three in a shitty apartment. Just Mom, and some twin brothers. At first I was just a spectator to their liv...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I was diagnosed with schizophrenia at the age of 16, although I'm sure it began well before then. It started subtly, and usually when I was alone: I would get a strange feeling, like that tingly feeling you get when someone is watching you, only there was never anyone there. Sometimes I felt it so strongly that I calle...
I loved it when I got the hang of lucid dreaming after so many years of trying. Everytime a new adventure, even if my imagination was pretty mundane. Usually the same characters would show up; a small family of three in a shitty apartment. Just Mom, and some twin brothers. At first I was just a spectator to their liv...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
She used to call me "Flower" bc i was the ever quiet, observant one. I remember being very lively and bubbly before I got lost in here, but I liked being Faye's wallflower. I would really only speak when necessary. I guess that's why she didnt mind when I came around. She told me about some of the others though. Giant...
I loved it when I got the hang of lucid dreaming after so many years of trying. Everytime a new adventure, even if my imagination was pretty mundane. Usually the same characters would show up; a small family of three in a shitty apartment. Just Mom, and some twin brothers. At first I was just a spectator to their liv...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I am mangled with confusion. I can only sense my words and that alone does not feel enough to exist. This sound of I, I had no recollection of. These words retained a sound distinct to various syllables that cascade into a distance I cannot grasp. I held on to the silence for I felt there was nothing to be said. ...
I loved it when I got the hang of lucid dreaming after so many years of trying. Everytime a new adventure, even if my imagination was pretty mundane. Usually the same characters would show up; a small family of three in a shitty apartment. Just Mom, and some twin brothers. At first I was just a spectator to their liv...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
What happened? It's dark. I must be dead, I have to be. I felt the bullet go through my brain. I'm pretty sure it did. It didn't hurt, at least, it doesn't hurt now. Where am I? My eyes feel open, but I can't see anything. Wait, I'm in bed. I don't feel any more awake then I was a minute ago. Apparently I'm getting...
I loved it when I got the hang of lucid dreaming after so many years of trying. Everytime a new adventure, even if my imagination was pretty mundane. Usually the same characters would show up; a small family of three in a shitty apartment. Just Mom, and some twin brothers. At first I was just a spectator to their liv...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I wonder if anyone will read this: Forty-two. Forty-nine. Forty-five. "Is it blue? Is it? Tell me." "Yes." "Then why doesn't in smell like blueberries?" "Because it isn't a blueberry. Not all things that are blueberries are blue, you know." "Find blueberries, because I want to smell them. Find the blueberries and...
I loved it when I got the hang of lucid dreaming after so many years of trying. Everytime a new adventure, even if my imagination was pretty mundane. Usually the same characters would show up; a small family of three in a shitty apartment. Just Mom, and some twin brothers. At first I was just a spectator to their liv...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The boy is young, about 22. He was good-looking and seemed to be quite popular. When I showed up, it was in the afternoon. He was already drinking. I thought it might be a special occasion. This special occasion turned out to be a constant problem. He drank, he took drugs to drink more, and he drank. He toyed with min...
I loved it when I got the hang of lucid dreaming after so many years of trying. Everytime a new adventure, even if my imagination was pretty mundane. Usually the same characters would show up; a small family of three in a shitty apartment. Just Mom, and some twin brothers. At first I was just a spectator to their liv...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The Nice Voice woke me up this morning. I like him. He tells me stories about places I've never been. He tells me how strong I am, and how nothing can stop me if I put my mind to it. He helps me with my school work, and defends me when the Bad Voice starts shouting in my head. The Bad Voice tells me it's my fault tha...
I loved it when I got the hang of lucid dreaming after so many years of trying. Everytime a new adventure, even if my imagination was pretty mundane. Usually the same characters would show up; a small family of three in a shitty apartment. Just Mom, and some twin brothers. At first I was just a spectator to their liv...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
She used to call me "Flower" bc i was the ever quiet, observant one. I remember being very lively and bubbly before I got lost in here, but I liked being Faye's wallflower. I would really only speak when necessary. I guess that's why she didnt mind when I came around. She told me about some of the others though. Giant...
"Go away." Carson said indignantly. "You know I would if I could," my voice echoed within his head. It wasn't particularly a *bad* existence mind you, I at least had someone to talk to, which was comforting... "You're not real." "Yeah, I wish I wasn't, hate being a burden on you kid." Silence. Silence was quite ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I am mangled with confusion. I can only sense my words and that alone does not feel enough to exist. This sound of I, I had no recollection of. These words retained a sound distinct to various syllables that cascade into a distance I cannot grasp. I held on to the silence for I felt there was nothing to be said. ...
"Go away." Carson said indignantly. "You know I would if I could," my voice echoed within his head. It wasn't particularly a *bad* existence mind you, I at least had someone to talk to, which was comforting... "You're not real." "Yeah, I wish I wasn't, hate being a burden on you kid." Silence. Silence was quite ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
What happened? It's dark. I must be dead, I have to be. I felt the bullet go through my brain. I'm pretty sure it did. It didn't hurt, at least, it doesn't hurt now. Where am I? My eyes feel open, but I can't see anything. Wait, I'm in bed. I don't feel any more awake then I was a minute ago. Apparently I'm getting...
"Go away." Carson said indignantly. "You know I would if I could," my voice echoed within his head. It wasn't particularly a *bad* existence mind you, I at least had someone to talk to, which was comforting... "You're not real." "Yeah, I wish I wasn't, hate being a burden on you kid." Silence. Silence was quite ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The boy is young, about 22. He was good-looking and seemed to be quite popular. When I showed up, it was in the afternoon. He was already drinking. I thought it might be a special occasion. This special occasion turned out to be a constant problem. He drank, he took drugs to drink more, and he drank. He toyed with min...
"Go away." Carson said indignantly. "You know I would if I could," my voice echoed within his head. It wasn't particularly a *bad* existence mind you, I at least had someone to talk to, which was comforting... "You're not real." "Yeah, I wish I wasn't, hate being a burden on you kid." Silence. Silence was quite ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
What happened? It's dark. I must be dead, I have to be. I felt the bullet go through my brain. I'm pretty sure it did. It didn't hurt, at least, it doesn't hurt now. Where am I? My eyes feel open, but I can't see anything. Wait, I'm in bed. I don't feel any more awake then I was a minute ago. Apparently I'm getting...
As I waited to turn left onto Ashbury, I occasionally glanced at my phone hoping that a distraction would arise that could alleviate at least some of my anxiety of having to show up late for the second time this week. I looked up to check the light and it still showed no sign of conforming to my will. Then it happene...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I wonder if anyone will read this: Forty-two. Forty-nine. Forty-five. "Is it blue? Is it? Tell me." "Yes." "Then why doesn't in smell like blueberries?" "Because it isn't a blueberry. Not all things that are blueberries are blue, you know." "Find blueberries, because I want to smell them. Find the blueberries and...
As I waited to turn left onto Ashbury, I occasionally glanced at my phone hoping that a distraction would arise that could alleviate at least some of my anxiety of having to show up late for the second time this week. I looked up to check the light and it still showed no sign of conforming to my will. Then it happene...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I'm dead. I'm dead I'mdead I'mdead. Wait what? I'm not dead? I open my eyes. I don't remember any of this furniture. Or ordering Mexican last night. What the hell? "Ugh shut up new guy" I hear. Well hear is an interesting phrase because I didn't hear it it was just there, like a thought. "yeah like a thought idiot" ...
As I waited to turn left onto Ashbury, I occasionally glanced at my phone hoping that a distraction would arise that could alleviate at least some of my anxiety of having to show up late for the second time this week. I looked up to check the light and it still showed no sign of conforming to my will. Then it happene...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The boy is young, about 22. He was good-looking and seemed to be quite popular. When I showed up, it was in the afternoon. He was already drinking. I thought it might be a special occasion. This special occasion turned out to be a constant problem. He drank, he took drugs to drink more, and he drank. He toyed with min...
As I waited to turn left onto Ashbury, I occasionally glanced at my phone hoping that a distraction would arise that could alleviate at least some of my anxiety of having to show up late for the second time this week. I looked up to check the light and it still showed no sign of conforming to my will. Then it happene...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The Nice Voice woke me up this morning. I like him. He tells me stories about places I've never been. He tells me how strong I am, and how nothing can stop me if I put my mind to it. He helps me with my school work, and defends me when the Bad Voice starts shouting in my head. The Bad Voice tells me it's my fault tha...
As I waited to turn left onto Ashbury, I occasionally glanced at my phone hoping that a distraction would arise that could alleviate at least some of my anxiety of having to show up late for the second time this week. I looked up to check the light and it still showed no sign of conforming to my will. Then it happene...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
What happened? It's dark. I must be dead, I have to be. I felt the bullet go through my brain. I'm pretty sure it did. It didn't hurt, at least, it doesn't hurt now. Where am I? My eyes feel open, but I can't see anything. Wait, I'm in bed. I don't feel any more awake then I was a minute ago. Apparently I'm getting...
Oooh We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I wonder if anyone will read this: Forty-two. Forty-nine. Forty-five. "Is it blue? Is it? Tell me." "Yes." "Then why doesn't in smell like blueberries?" "Because it isn't a blueberry. Not all things that are blueberries are blue, you know." "Find blueberries, because I want to smell them. Find the blueberries and...
Oooh We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The boy is young, about 22. He was good-looking and seemed to be quite popular. When I showed up, it was in the afternoon. He was already drinking. I thought it might be a special occasion. This special occasion turned out to be a constant problem. He drank, he took drugs to drink more, and he drank. He toyed with min...
Oooh We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The Nice Voice woke me up this morning. I like him. He tells me stories about places I've never been. He tells me how strong I am, and how nothing can stop me if I put my mind to it. He helps me with my school work, and defends me when the Bad Voice starts shouting in my head. The Bad Voice tells me it's my fault tha...
Oooh We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
What happened? It's dark. I must be dead, I have to be. I felt the bullet go through my brain. I'm pretty sure it did. It didn't hurt, at least, it doesn't hurt now. Where am I? My eyes feel open, but I can't see anything. Wait, I'm in bed. I don't feel any more awake then I was a minute ago. Apparently I'm getting...
I remember crossing a road. Then a truck. Then nothing. Then a feeling, like I was surrounded by warm jelly. I am a retrovirus. I travel easily through the cerebrospinal fluid, able to make rest stops in any area of the brain. I am small right now, but I will grow. I have to. To save him. You print an A like this. Hol...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I wonder if anyone will read this: Forty-two. Forty-nine. Forty-five. "Is it blue? Is it? Tell me." "Yes." "Then why doesn't in smell like blueberries?" "Because it isn't a blueberry. Not all things that are blueberries are blue, you know." "Find blueberries, because I want to smell them. Find the blueberries and...
I remember crossing a road. Then a truck. Then nothing. Then a feeling, like I was surrounded by warm jelly. I am a retrovirus. I travel easily through the cerebrospinal fluid, able to make rest stops in any area of the brain. I am small right now, but I will grow. I have to. To save him. You print an A like this. Hol...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The boy is young, about 22. He was good-looking and seemed to be quite popular. When I showed up, it was in the afternoon. He was already drinking. I thought it might be a special occasion. This special occasion turned out to be a constant problem. He drank, he took drugs to drink more, and he drank. He toyed with min...
I remember crossing a road. Then a truck. Then nothing. Then a feeling, like I was surrounded by warm jelly. I am a retrovirus. I travel easily through the cerebrospinal fluid, able to make rest stops in any area of the brain. I am small right now, but I will grow. I have to. To save him. You print an A like this. Hol...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The Nice Voice woke me up this morning. I like him. He tells me stories about places I've never been. He tells me how strong I am, and how nothing can stop me if I put my mind to it. He helps me with my school work, and defends me when the Bad Voice starts shouting in my head. The Bad Voice tells me it's my fault tha...
I remember crossing a road. Then a truck. Then nothing. Then a feeling, like I was surrounded by warm jelly. I am a retrovirus. I travel easily through the cerebrospinal fluid, able to make rest stops in any area of the brain. I am small right now, but I will grow. I have to. To save him. You print an A like this. Hol...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
What happened? It's dark. I must be dead, I have to be. I felt the bullet go through my brain. I'm pretty sure it did. It didn't hurt, at least, it doesn't hurt now. Where am I? My eyes feel open, but I can't see anything. Wait, I'm in bed. I don't feel any more awake then I was a minute ago. Apparently I'm getting...
*You've done that wrong* Shss **I agree, thats going to fuck someone over** Look, I've only just started this job. Just let me think. ^I ^think ^we ^should ^have ^lunch! *No one cares Larry! But really, you should redo that* **Utter OSHA violation** WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! Sir, you can't use that t...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
I wonder if anyone will read this: Forty-two. Forty-nine. Forty-five. "Is it blue? Is it? Tell me." "Yes." "Then why doesn't in smell like blueberries?" "Because it isn't a blueberry. Not all things that are blueberries are blue, you know." "Find blueberries, because I want to smell them. Find the blueberries and...
*You've done that wrong* Shss **I agree, thats going to fuck someone over** Look, I've only just started this job. Just let me think. ^I ^think ^we ^should ^have ^lunch! *No one cares Larry! But really, you should redo that* **Utter OSHA violation** WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! Sir, you can't use that t...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The boy is young, about 22. He was good-looking and seemed to be quite popular. When I showed up, it was in the afternoon. He was already drinking. I thought it might be a special occasion. This special occasion turned out to be a constant problem. He drank, he took drugs to drink more, and he drank. He toyed with min...
*You've done that wrong* Shss **I agree, thats going to fuck someone over** Look, I've only just started this job. Just let me think. ^I ^think ^we ^should ^have ^lunch! *No one cares Larry! But really, you should redo that* **Utter OSHA violation** WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! Sir, you can't use that t...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The Nice Voice woke me up this morning. I like him. He tells me stories about places I've never been. He tells me how strong I am, and how nothing can stop me if I put my mind to it. He helps me with my school work, and defends me when the Bad Voice starts shouting in my head. The Bad Voice tells me it's my fault tha...
*You've done that wrong* Shss **I agree, thats going to fuck someone over** Look, I've only just started this job. Just let me think. ^I ^think ^we ^should ^have ^lunch! *No one cares Larry! But really, you should redo that* **Utter OSHA violation** WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! Sir, you can't use that t...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
What happened? It's dark. I must be dead, I have to be. I felt the bullet go through my brain. I'm pretty sure it did. It didn't hurt, at least, it doesn't hurt now. Where am I? My eyes feel open, but I can't see anything. Wait, I'm in bed. I don't feel any more awake then I was a minute ago. Apparently I'm getting...
An office cubicle, that's where it started. A small room with beige walls, florescent lighting, and little in the way of comforts. Smooth jazz played softly from somewhere in the distance. I took a moment to compose myself with a deep breath and tried to recall my name. Robin...Willingham was it? I had an English last ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The boy is young, about 22. He was good-looking and seemed to be quite popular. When I showed up, it was in the afternoon. He was already drinking. I thought it might be a special occasion. This special occasion turned out to be a constant problem. He drank, he took drugs to drink more, and he drank. He toyed with min...
An office cubicle, that's where it started. A small room with beige walls, florescent lighting, and little in the way of comforts. Smooth jazz played softly from somewhere in the distance. I took a moment to compose myself with a deep breath and tried to recall my name. Robin...Willingham was it? I had an English last ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The Nice Voice woke me up this morning. I like him. He tells me stories about places I've never been. He tells me how strong I am, and how nothing can stop me if I put my mind to it. He helps me with my school work, and defends me when the Bad Voice starts shouting in my head. The Bad Voice tells me it's my fault tha...
An office cubicle, that's where it started. A small room with beige walls, florescent lighting, and little in the way of comforts. Smooth jazz played softly from somewhere in the distance. I took a moment to compose myself with a deep breath and tried to recall my name. Robin...Willingham was it? I had an English last ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
What happened? It's dark. I must be dead, I have to be. I felt the bullet go through my brain. I'm pretty sure it did. It didn't hurt, at least, it doesn't hurt now. Where am I? My eyes feel open, but I can't see anything. Wait, I'm in bed. I don't feel any more awake then I was a minute ago. Apparently I'm getting...
*This is hell. It must be. But what am I being punished for? I was a man of intelligence, a man of status. I taught and taught only to see society slip away. There was nothing I could do to stop the tide of … This.* Kenneth’s hand paused, hovering a moment above the keyboard. With slight hesitation he resumed entering...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The boy is young, about 22. He was good-looking and seemed to be quite popular. When I showed up, it was in the afternoon. He was already drinking. I thought it might be a special occasion. This special occasion turned out to be a constant problem. He drank, he took drugs to drink more, and he drank. He toyed with min...
*This is hell. It must be. But what am I being punished for? I was a man of intelligence, a man of status. I taught and taught only to see society slip away. There was nothing I could do to stop the tide of … This.* Kenneth’s hand paused, hovering a moment above the keyboard. With slight hesitation he resumed entering...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
What happened? It's dark. I must be dead, I have to be. I felt the bullet go through my brain. I'm pretty sure it did. It didn't hurt, at least, it doesn't hurt now. Where am I? My eyes feel open, but I can't see anything. Wait, I'm in bed. I don't feel any more awake then I was a minute ago. Apparently I'm getting...
I was diagnosed with schizophrenia at the age of 16, although I'm sure it began well before then. It started subtly, and usually when I was alone: I would get a strange feeling, like that tingly feeling you get when someone is watching you, only there was never anyone there. Sometimes I felt it so strongly that I calle...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The boy is young, about 22. He was good-looking and seemed to be quite popular. When I showed up, it was in the afternoon. He was already drinking. I thought it might be a special occasion. This special occasion turned out to be a constant problem. He drank, he took drugs to drink more, and he drank. He toyed with min...
I was diagnosed with schizophrenia at the age of 16, although I'm sure it began well before then. It started subtly, and usually when I was alone: I would get a strange feeling, like that tingly feeling you get when someone is watching you, only there was never anyone there. Sometimes I felt it so strongly that I calle...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
What happened? It's dark. I must be dead, I have to be. I felt the bullet go through my brain. I'm pretty sure it did. It didn't hurt, at least, it doesn't hurt now. Where am I? My eyes feel open, but I can't see anything. Wait, I'm in bed. I don't feel any more awake then I was a minute ago. Apparently I'm getting...
She used to call me "Flower" bc i was the ever quiet, observant one. I remember being very lively and bubbly before I got lost in here, but I liked being Faye's wallflower. I would really only speak when necessary. I guess that's why she didnt mind when I came around. She told me about some of the others though. Giant...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The boy is young, about 22. He was good-looking and seemed to be quite popular. When I showed up, it was in the afternoon. He was already drinking. I thought it might be a special occasion. This special occasion turned out to be a constant problem. He drank, he took drugs to drink more, and he drank. He toyed with min...
She used to call me "Flower" bc i was the ever quiet, observant one. I remember being very lively and bubbly before I got lost in here, but I liked being Faye's wallflower. I would really only speak when necessary. I guess that's why she didnt mind when I came around. She told me about some of the others though. Giant...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The boy is young, about 22. He was good-looking and seemed to be quite popular. When I showed up, it was in the afternoon. He was already drinking. I thought it might be a special occasion. This special occasion turned out to be a constant problem. He drank, he took drugs to drink more, and he drank. He toyed with min...
I wonder if anyone will read this: Forty-two. Forty-nine. Forty-five. "Is it blue? Is it? Tell me." "Yes." "Then why doesn't in smell like blueberries?" "Because it isn't a blueberry. Not all things that are blueberries are blue, you know." "Find blueberries, because I want to smell them. Find the blueberries and...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The Nice Voice woke me up this morning. I like him. He tells me stories about places I've never been. He tells me how strong I am, and how nothing can stop me if I put my mind to it. He helps me with my school work, and defends me when the Bad Voice starts shouting in my head. The Bad Voice tells me it's my fault tha...
I wonder if anyone will read this: Forty-two. Forty-nine. Forty-five. "Is it blue? Is it? Tell me." "Yes." "Then why doesn't in smell like blueberries?" "Because it isn't a blueberry. Not all things that are blueberries are blue, you know." "Find blueberries, because I want to smell them. Find the blueberries and...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The boy is young, about 22. He was good-looking and seemed to be quite popular. When I showed up, it was in the afternoon. He was already drinking. I thought it might be a special occasion. This special occasion turned out to be a constant problem. He drank, he took drugs to drink more, and he drank. He toyed with min...
I'm dead. I'm dead I'mdead I'mdead. Wait what? I'm not dead? I open my eyes. I don't remember any of this furniture. Or ordering Mexican last night. What the hell? "Ugh shut up new guy" I hear. Well hear is an interesting phrase because I didn't hear it it was just there, like a thought. "yeah like a thought idiot" ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The Nice Voice woke me up this morning. I like him. He tells me stories about places I've never been. He tells me how strong I am, and how nothing can stop me if I put my mind to it. He helps me with my school work, and defends me when the Bad Voice starts shouting in my head. The Bad Voice tells me it's my fault tha...
I'm dead. I'm dead I'mdead I'mdead. Wait what? I'm not dead? I open my eyes. I don't remember any of this furniture. Or ordering Mexican last night. What the hell? "Ugh shut up new guy" I hear. Well hear is an interesting phrase because I didn't hear it it was just there, like a thought. "yeah like a thought idiot" ...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
The Nice Voice woke me up this morning. I like him. He tells me stories about places I've never been. He tells me how strong I am, and how nothing can stop me if I put my mind to it. He helps me with my school work, and defends me when the Bad Voice starts shouting in my head. The Bad Voice tells me it's my fault tha...
The car door slams across the street. I look up and see the man jogging towards his apartment door. The lights on his car are still on. My mom did the same thing in the grocery store parking lot last weekend. The car made a coughing sound but wouldn’t start. She cried as the man from the store came out with the speci...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
It's hard, you know? Always watching...never participating. I took a lot for granted while I was alive. When I first died, and then ended up like this, it was kind of cool. I felt like a kid that had snuck into an R-rated movie, and no one knew I was there. Spectating was kind of fun, and lets face it; this person was ...
All light flashed before my eyes as I exited this world, but as fast as the light appeared, it became darkness. A large empty space that seemed to go on infinitesimally. I tried to move, but I seemed to never get anywhere. Everything looked the same; darkness surrounding me. I didn't have hands, or any body, really. Bu...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
THUD. I felt an extremely hard knock to my head as I woke up. I'd had a bit to drink the night before but should my head be hurting this bad? As I opened my eyes, an unfamiliar environment was laid open before me. It was an open room with white walls, a white floor, and a white ceiling. Below me was a twin-sized bed....
***Wake up Jimmy*** I said in a soft and whispery voice. ***Wake up Jimmy, it's just 6AM*** *NO, NO, NO, this is not happening, I'm not hearing another voice!!!* ***Oh, yes you are, I'm here, inside your mind. Did you think this moment would never happen? Did you think you are not insane?*** *But, but, but...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
In a way, the pills got me twice. The first time was my fault -- at least, from an outside perspective, although that's not what it felt like at the time. I had laid them out in a nice, neat grid, first twenty-four in a single line and then two rows of twelve and then three rows of eight, doing my best to put it off f...
***Wake up Jimmy*** I said in a soft and whispery voice. ***Wake up Jimmy, it's just 6AM*** *NO, NO, NO, this is not happening, I'm not hearing another voice!!!* ***Oh, yes you are, I'm here, inside your mind. Did you think this moment would never happen? Did you think you are not insane?*** *But, but, but...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
This is how it works? Did I say that or think it? Did he hear me? Is he hearing me? If this is how it works... If I can come back again when I die? I don't want to be here. A voice in a head. I'm a man with dreams. I need out. Kill yourself. Kill yourself! KILL YOURSELF!
***Wake up Jimmy*** I said in a soft and whispery voice. ***Wake up Jimmy, it's just 6AM*** *NO, NO, NO, this is not happening, I'm not hearing another voice!!!* ***Oh, yes you are, I'm here, inside your mind. Did you think this moment would never happen? Did you think you are not insane?*** *But, but, but...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
"Wait where am I? Why can't I move? Why can't I see anything?" I struggled and tried to move but I couldn't. After what felt like hours light filled my eyes. I didn't open as much they opened on there own. I began to get up and move around an apartment but I wasn't in control. I quickly realized I was not in my ow...
***Wake up Jimmy*** I said in a soft and whispery voice. ***Wake up Jimmy, it's just 6AM*** *NO, NO, NO, this is not happening, I'm not hearing another voice!!!* ***Oh, yes you are, I'm here, inside your mind. Did you think this moment would never happen? Did you think you are not insane?*** *But, but, but...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
"Pst, hey you, scatter-brain, got a few questions for you." Are people still saying Pst ? I suppose it doesn't matter, given I'm not technically a person anymore, as far as I can tell. Not to get too extistenial on you, but I appeared to be simply, a consciousness. It's an altogether unsettling feeling to not be able t...
***Wake up Jimmy*** I said in a soft and whispery voice. ***Wake up Jimmy, it's just 6AM*** *NO, NO, NO, this is not happening, I'm not hearing another voice!!!* ***Oh, yes you are, I'm here, inside your mind. Did you think this moment would never happen? Did you think you are not insane?*** *But, but, but...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
He didn't trust me at first. That was a surprise. I expected the insane to listen to the voices in their head. "That shirt looks really good on you." "Fuck off." It *did* look good. But he didn't wear it. I think our culture has primed him against me. He thought I was the same force that tried to drown Russell Cro...
***Wake up Jimmy*** I said in a soft and whispery voice. ***Wake up Jimmy, it's just 6AM*** *NO, NO, NO, this is not happening, I'm not hearing another voice!!!* ***Oh, yes you are, I'm here, inside your mind. Did you think this moment would never happen? Did you think you are not insane?*** *But, but, but...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
When I woke up I was in someone else's head. It took me a while to realize. At first I thought it was a long and vivid dream. I was following a little boy around as he lived his life. I could see him wake up in the morning and go to eat his breakfast. I could see him being driven to school and playing football in the b...
***Wake up Jimmy*** I said in a soft and whispery voice. ***Wake up Jimmy, it's just 6AM*** *NO, NO, NO, this is not happening, I'm not hearing another voice!!!* ***Oh, yes you are, I'm here, inside your mind. Did you think this moment would never happen? Did you think you are not insane?*** *But, but, but...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
In a way, the pills got me twice. The first time was my fault -- at least, from an outside perspective, although that's not what it felt like at the time. I had laid them out in a nice, neat grid, first twenty-four in a single line and then two rows of twelve and then three rows of eight, doing my best to put it off f...
THUD. I felt an extremely hard knock to my head as I woke up. I'd had a bit to drink the night before but should my head be hurting this bad? As I opened my eyes, an unfamiliar environment was laid open before me. It was an open room with white walls, a white floor, and a white ceiling. Below me was a twin-sized bed....
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
This is how it works? Did I say that or think it? Did he hear me? Is he hearing me? If this is how it works... If I can come back again when I die? I don't want to be here. A voice in a head. I'm a man with dreams. I need out. Kill yourself. Kill yourself! KILL YOURSELF!
THUD. I felt an extremely hard knock to my head as I woke up. I'd had a bit to drink the night before but should my head be hurting this bad? As I opened my eyes, an unfamiliar environment was laid open before me. It was an open room with white walls, a white floor, and a white ceiling. Below me was a twin-sized bed....
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
"Pst, hey you, scatter-brain, got a few questions for you." Are people still saying Pst ? I suppose it doesn't matter, given I'm not technically a person anymore, as far as I can tell. Not to get too extistenial on you, but I appeared to be simply, a consciousness. It's an altogether unsettling feeling to not be able t...
THUD. I felt an extremely hard knock to my head as I woke up. I'd had a bit to drink the night before but should my head be hurting this bad? As I opened my eyes, an unfamiliar environment was laid open before me. It was an open room with white walls, a white floor, and a white ceiling. Below me was a twin-sized bed....
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
He didn't trust me at first. That was a surprise. I expected the insane to listen to the voices in their head. "That shirt looks really good on you." "Fuck off." It *did* look good. But he didn't wear it. I think our culture has primed him against me. He thought I was the same force that tried to drown Russell Cro...
THUD. I felt an extremely hard knock to my head as I woke up. I'd had a bit to drink the night before but should my head be hurting this bad? As I opened my eyes, an unfamiliar environment was laid open before me. It was an open room with white walls, a white floor, and a white ceiling. Below me was a twin-sized bed....
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
He didn't trust me at first. That was a surprise. I expected the insane to listen to the voices in their head. "That shirt looks really good on you." "Fuck off." It *did* look good. But he didn't wear it. I think our culture has primed him against me. He thought I was the same force that tried to drown Russell Cro...
In a way, the pills got me twice. The first time was my fault -- at least, from an outside perspective, although that's not what it felt like at the time. I had laid them out in a nice, neat grid, first twenty-four in a single line and then two rows of twelve and then three rows of eight, doing my best to put it off f...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
He didn't trust me at first. That was a surprise. I expected the insane to listen to the voices in their head. "That shirt looks really good on you." "Fuck off." It *did* look good. But he didn't wear it. I think our culture has primed him against me. He thought I was the same force that tried to drown Russell Cro...
This is how it works? Did I say that or think it? Did he hear me? Is he hearing me? If this is how it works... If I can come back again when I die? I don't want to be here. A voice in a head. I'm a man with dreams. I need out. Kill yourself. Kill yourself! KILL YOURSELF!
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
"Pst, hey you, scatter-brain, got a few questions for you." Are people still saying Pst ? I suppose it doesn't matter, given I'm not technically a person anymore, as far as I can tell. Not to get too extistenial on you, but I appeared to be simply, a consciousness. It's an altogether unsettling feeling to not be able t...
"Wait where am I? Why can't I move? Why can't I see anything?" I struggled and tried to move but I couldn't. After what felt like hours light filled my eyes. I didn't open as much they opened on there own. I began to get up and move around an apartment but I wasn't in control. I quickly realized I was not in my ow...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
He didn't trust me at first. That was a surprise. I expected the insane to listen to the voices in their head. "That shirt looks really good on you." "Fuck off." It *did* look good. But he didn't wear it. I think our culture has primed him against me. He thought I was the same force that tried to drown Russell Cro...
"Wait where am I? Why can't I move? Why can't I see anything?" I struggled and tried to move but I couldn't. After what felt like hours light filled my eyes. I didn't open as much they opened on there own. I began to get up and move around an apartment but I wasn't in control. I quickly realized I was not in my ow...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
He didn't trust me at first. That was a surprise. I expected the insane to listen to the voices in their head. "That shirt looks really good on you." "Fuck off." It *did* look good. But he didn't wear it. I think our culture has primed him against me. He thought I was the same force that tried to drown Russell Cro...
"Pst, hey you, scatter-brain, got a few questions for you." Are people still saying Pst ? I suppose it doesn't matter, given I'm not technically a person anymore, as far as I can tell. Not to get too extistenial on you, but I appeared to be simply, a consciousness. It's an altogether unsettling feeling to not be able t...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
He didn't trust me at first. That was a surprise. I expected the insane to listen to the voices in their head. "That shirt looks really good on you." "Fuck off." It *did* look good. But he didn't wear it. I think our culture has primed him against me. He thought I was the same force that tried to drown Russell Cro...
"Hello?" The darkness is strange and all around me and I am filled with the most terrifying feeling of emptiness. "Hello, is anyone here?" My voice seems to echo. At last something comes back to me, faintly at first but growing. I can't quite make it out, but as it gets louder (closer?) I can finally hear it. "Go awa...
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head.
When I woke up I was in someone else's head. It took me a while to realize. At first I thought it was a long and vivid dream. I was following a little boy around as he lived his life. I could see him wake up in the morning and go to eat his breakfast. I could see him being driven to school and playing football in the b...
"Hello?" The darkness is strange and all around me and I am filled with the most terrifying feeling of emptiness. "Hello, is anyone here?" My voice seems to echo. At last something comes back to me, faintly at first but growing. I can't quite make it out, but as it gets louder (closer?) I can finally hear it. "Go awa...
[WP] You slide an envelope across the table to the person sitting across from you
The outgoing CEO handed me three envelopes and said "keep these close, and open them in times of great need." "Umm, excuse me?" I asked. "This is what I had for you," he replied. "When I asked you to come in, to talk about your succession. I prepared these three envelopes. Each contains advice on how to handle severe...
The cities got its demons, rampant with anarchy when you peel away the glamour. Its also got its dreamers, I'd like to think I'm on the fence. It was raining, the newspaper boys on the corner fled for shelter, the street market closed up shop, coppers got back into their patty wagons.The cold winter rain made the pla...
[WP] You slide an envelope across the table to the person sitting across from you
You’d be hard-pressed to call it a table. Three legs and a board, more rhombus than square, ominous splinters sticking out of every corner. Still, it did its job. Marisha was shivering. In part because of the damp, musty walls surrounding her and Yusef, and in part due to her nerves, shot to hell after the horrors of t...
The cities got its demons, rampant with anarchy when you peel away the glamour. Its also got its dreamers, I'd like to think I'm on the fence. It was raining, the newspaper boys on the corner fled for shelter, the street market closed up shop, coppers got back into their patty wagons.The cold winter rain made the pla...
[WP] You slide an envelope across the table to the person sitting across from you
The outgoing CEO handed me three envelopes and said "keep these close, and open them in times of great need." "Umm, excuse me?" I asked. "This is what I had for you," he replied. "When I asked you to come in, to talk about your succession. I prepared these three envelopes. Each contains advice on how to handle severe...
I was in a dusty motel, and took a last swig of my coffee. The girl immediately pick it up, and looked up at me with the eyes of a deer in the headlights, as I put my coat on. "It's all yours, kiddo." I gathered my belongings and walked out to my car. A voice called out behind me. A soft, scared voice. "Wh-what am ...
[WP] You slide an envelope across the table to the person sitting across from you
The outgoing CEO handed me three envelopes and said "keep these close, and open them in times of great need." "Umm, excuse me?" I asked. "This is what I had for you," he replied. "When I asked you to come in, to talk about your succession. I prepared these three envelopes. Each contains advice on how to handle severe...
I slid the envelope across the table to the most beautiful woman I ever looked at. "What is this?" She queried. "Just a little something for the woman I love." I said in my most sappy voice possible. She hated that. I knew that she hated it, so I used the voice whenever possible. "Cut it out." She said as she gave m...
[WP] You slide an envelope across the table to the person sitting across from you
You’d be hard-pressed to call it a table. Three legs and a board, more rhombus than square, ominous splinters sticking out of every corner. Still, it did its job. Marisha was shivering. In part because of the damp, musty walls surrounding her and Yusef, and in part due to her nerves, shot to hell after the horrors of t...
A look of bewilderment fell upon his face. I sat there, nonchalantly, just waiting. "And what am I supposed to do with this?" He asked staring down at the white envelope. "Whatever you want to do with it, man." I responded keeping my face void of all expression. "Well, what if I don't want to open it?" "You don't h...
[WP] You are a mid-level manager in an evil organization, you have to deal with the demands of a super villain while trying to remain on budget and put up with the multitude of nameless minions who keep asking about health insurance, raises, and sick days.
Walter tilted his head slightly, mouth agape, eyes locked on Destructo. He knew better than to talk back to his employer, knew that he was playing with fire by even so much as questioning his decision. Plus, there was also the fact that he was a murderous, diabolical “supervillain,” bent on destroying not only the city...
I will try a Haiku.... Slave to the master Exploit the poor for profit Walmart Manager
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[WP] Having just been read your fortune and told you have but 24 hours to live, you go on a rampent crime spree. After 24 hours of violent crime, you watch your last few seconds tick away. The clock hits 0:00, signifying the end of 24 hours; and nothing happens.
The witch hobbled through the door, adjusted her tattered cloak - and stopped. The room had been painted wall to wall in blood - corpses littered the ground. "You're supposed to be dead." The man shrugged lightly, tossing an empty handgun to the ground. "And you're supposed to be infallible." "You can't - I - you ...
"Stop--" He was dead before he hit the floor. Laura smiled, then wept. She threw the knife on the ground. Two minutes left on her watch. The gas station was deserted, bright lights illuminating the snacks for her and only her. *What a way to end it all*, she thought. Wiping away her tears was useless. Her eyes only f...
Really excited to hear some good responses!
[WP] Having just been read your fortune and told you have but 24 hours to live, you go on a rampent crime spree. After 24 hours of violent crime, you watch your last few seconds tick away. The clock hits 0:00, signifying the end of 24 hours; and nothing happens.
He sat in his torn felt chair, exhausted. It had almost been twenty four hours since the fortune, read as the clock rang twelve midnight. He lifted his wrist to check the time, in his last minute on the earth. Fresh blood dropped from his raw face, stuck with shattered glass. Everything hurt. 45 seconds. Sirens rang ...
"Stop--" He was dead before he hit the floor. Laura smiled, then wept. She threw the knife on the ground. Two minutes left on her watch. The gas station was deserted, bright lights illuminating the snacks for her and only her. *What a way to end it all*, she thought. Wiping away her tears was useless. Her eyes only f...