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[WP] A cryogenically frozen man awakens after a hundred years spent in hell. | *But, beloved, be not ignorant of this thing, that one day is with the Lord like a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day – 2 Peter 3:8*
I stared in confusion as I passed under this Bible verse as I was led through a large pair of iron gates. People in various positions, many unnatural, were wrought into the ... | I remembered when I had a visitor. It was so long ago. A thousand years, maybe. Just the melody of his voice was a tune I sometimes hummed to myself. He spoke Latin, but it was vulgar. Personally, I was surprised he made it so far to see me. Seven circles, all manner of sideshows to see. But he found me. Deep, in the d... | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | I met the *most* dashing man today. He was chiseled and mid 30s. But What did he mean we've been married since high school? | We meet when we were in high school or rather just before graduation. Before I left for basic training I told her I didn't think we should write each other as I needed to focus on my training. I was gone for a year that first time and she wrote me letter everyday keeping them all in a notebook to read when I got home n... | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | Some say that falling in love with yourself is narcissistic.
That's a very rude thing to say to the person who was there for me when I needed her the most.
I have all the right to love her; my creator, my original. | We meet when we were in high school or rather just before graduation. Before I left for basic training I told her I didn't think we should write each other as I needed to focus on my training. I was gone for a year that first time and she wrote me letter everyday keeping them all in a notebook to read when I got home n... | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | I knew the minute I laid eyes on her we were to be. It took me months to win her heart. Years later, it took her seconds to break mine. | We meet when we were in high school or rather just before graduation. Before I left for basic training I told her I didn't think we should write each other as I needed to focus on my training. I was gone for a year that first time and she wrote me letter everyday keeping them all in a notebook to read when I got home n... | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | Curtis bought her flowers, but James was the quarterback, so she went to the dance with James. Curtis held her hand, but James had a car, so she was James' girl. Curtis kissed her tears when James broke her heart, but now she was old and had lived a life full of regret. | We meet when we were in high school or rather just before graduation. Before I left for basic training I told her I didn't think we should write each other as I needed to focus on my training. I was gone for a year that first time and she wrote me letter everyday keeping them all in a notebook to read when I got home n... | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | Her eyes were green.
Mine were blue.
Our child's were brown. | We meet when we were in high school or rather just before graduation. Before I left for basic training I told her I didn't think we should write each other as I needed to focus on my training. I was gone for a year that first time and she wrote me letter everyday keeping them all in a notebook to read when I got home n... | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | He was a skater boy. She said, "see you later boy."
So, being willing to compromise, the boy amended his teenage petulance in favor of responsibility and tenacity, earning the approval of his fastidious and demanding love interest. | We meet when we were in high school or rather just before graduation. Before I left for basic training I told her I didn't think we should write each other as I needed to focus on my training. I was gone for a year that first time and she wrote me letter everyday keeping them all in a notebook to read when I got home n... | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | I met the *most* dashing man today. He was chiseled and mid 30s. But What did he mean we've been married since high school? | As she falls, a scream failed to appear.
Instead silence and fear come near.
All is lost now.
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[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | Some say that falling in love with yourself is narcissistic.
That's a very rude thing to say to the person who was there for me when I needed her the most.
I have all the right to love her; my creator, my original. | As she falls, a scream failed to appear.
Instead silence and fear come near.
All is lost now.
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[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | I knew the minute I laid eyes on her we were to be. It took me months to win her heart. Years later, it took her seconds to break mine. | As she falls, a scream failed to appear.
Instead silence and fear come near.
All is lost now.
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[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | Curtis bought her flowers, but James was the quarterback, so she went to the dance with James. Curtis held her hand, but James had a car, so she was James' girl. Curtis kissed her tears when James broke her heart, but now she was old and had lived a life full of regret. | As she falls, a scream failed to appear.
Instead silence and fear come near.
All is lost now.
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[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | He was a skater boy. She said, "see you later boy."
So, being willing to compromise, the boy amended his teenage petulance in favor of responsibility and tenacity, earning the approval of his fastidious and demanding love interest. | As she falls, a scream failed to appear.
Instead silence and fear come near.
All is lost now.
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[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | Some say that falling in love with yourself is narcissistic.
That's a very rude thing to say to the person who was there for me when I needed her the most.
I have all the right to love her; my creator, my original. | I thought his advancements were forceful and uninviting, as most people would think, but my detest for him has blossomed into desire. Now that I am his dutiful woman, my beloved has no need to chain and lock me in the cellar. Irony has been sweet to me as my love for him deepens with each passing moon. | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | Some say that falling in love with yourself is narcissistic.
That's a very rude thing to say to the person who was there for me when I needed her the most.
I have all the right to love her; my creator, my original. | It was august when the wildflowers smelled most sweet. October we carved smiles into each others future. As winter creeped and withered our jack o lantern whimsy, she donned the snow to forever be my spring. | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | Some say that falling in love with yourself is narcissistic.
That's a very rude thing to say to the person who was there for me when I needed her the most.
I have all the right to love her; my creator, my original. | I want to marry her. I can tell she wants to marry me too. It's too bad she's a penguin. | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | Some say that falling in love with yourself is narcissistic.
That's a very rude thing to say to the person who was there for me when I needed her the most.
I have all the right to love her; my creator, my original. | We began to love as teenagers. I experienced the loss of her a few years later. I speak to her everyday past noon even now that I'm eighty. | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | Some say that falling in love with yourself is narcissistic.
That's a very rude thing to say to the person who was there for me when I needed her the most.
I have all the right to love her; my creator, my original. | On the day they met, the young woman, with the widest of smiles plastered on her face, had said "Hello, it's nice to meet you!"
A few years later, when the two had settled down with each other, the man turned to her smiling face and asked "Why are you always so happy?"
More years passed, and he finally got his answer... | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | Some say that falling in love with yourself is narcissistic.
That's a very rude thing to say to the person who was there for me when I needed her the most.
I have all the right to love her; my creator, my original. | "I am always your second choice."
"No, that's not true. I am pathetically in love with you." | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | Some say that falling in love with yourself is narcissistic.
That's a very rude thing to say to the person who was there for me when I needed her the most.
I have all the right to love her; my creator, my original. | He held her hand on their first date, worried that his felt too clammy in hers.
She gripped his hand, pressing half-moons into his palms as she brought their only child into the world.
He gently caressed her thumb with his own, listening to her laboured breathing in the silent stillness of the hospital room. | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | I knew the minute I laid eyes on her we were to be. It took me months to win her heart. Years later, it took her seconds to break mine. | In a small southern town in the US two children were born to different families, months apart. Over the years they grew to love each other dearly and raised a beautiful family not far from where they first met. In the spring of 2014 they left this world, weeks apart, after 63 years of happiness.
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[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | Curtis bought her flowers, but James was the quarterback, so she went to the dance with James. Curtis held her hand, but James had a car, so she was James' girl. Curtis kissed her tears when James broke her heart, but now she was old and had lived a life full of regret. | In a small southern town in the US two children were born to different families, months apart. Over the years they grew to love each other dearly and raised a beautiful family not far from where they first met. In the spring of 2014 they left this world, weeks apart, after 63 years of happiness.
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[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | Her eyes were green.
Mine were blue.
Our child's were brown. | In a small southern town in the US two children were born to different families, months apart. Over the years they grew to love each other dearly and raised a beautiful family not far from where they first met. In the spring of 2014 they left this world, weeks apart, after 63 years of happiness.
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[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | He was a skater boy. She said, "see you later boy."
So, being willing to compromise, the boy amended his teenage petulance in favor of responsibility and tenacity, earning the approval of his fastidious and demanding love interest. | In a small southern town in the US two children were born to different families, months apart. Over the years they grew to love each other dearly and raised a beautiful family not far from where they first met. In the spring of 2014 they left this world, weeks apart, after 63 years of happiness.
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[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | I knew the minute I laid eyes on her we were to be. It took me months to win her heart. Years later, it took her seconds to break mine. | When I met her, our eyes locked, and we both saw our future. She bore my children and was an amazing mother. Yesterday, the kids and I spread her ashes in the mountains which she loved. | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | Curtis bought her flowers, but James was the quarterback, so she went to the dance with James. Curtis held her hand, but James had a car, so she was James' girl. Curtis kissed her tears when James broke her heart, but now she was old and had lived a life full of regret. | When I met her, our eyes locked, and we both saw our future. She bore my children and was an amazing mother. Yesterday, the kids and I spread her ashes in the mountains which she loved. | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | Her eyes were green.
Mine were blue.
Our child's were brown. | When I met her, our eyes locked, and we both saw our future. She bore my children and was an amazing mother. Yesterday, the kids and I spread her ashes in the mountains which she loved. | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | He was a skater boy. She said, "see you later boy."
So, being willing to compromise, the boy amended his teenage petulance in favor of responsibility and tenacity, earning the approval of his fastidious and demanding love interest. | When I met her, our eyes locked, and we both saw our future. She bore my children and was an amazing mother. Yesterday, the kids and I spread her ashes in the mountains which she loved. | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | He was a skater boy. She said, "see you later boy."
So, being willing to compromise, the boy amended his teenage petulance in favor of responsibility and tenacity, earning the approval of his fastidious and demanding love interest. | I met the *most* dashing man today. He was chiseled and mid 30s. But What did he mean we've been married since high school? | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | Curtis bought her flowers, but James was the quarterback, so she went to the dance with James. Curtis held her hand, but James had a car, so she was James' girl. Curtis kissed her tears when James broke her heart, but now she was old and had lived a life full of regret. | I knew the minute I laid eyes on her we were to be. It took me months to win her heart. Years later, it took her seconds to break mine. | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | He was a skater boy. She said, "see you later boy."
So, being willing to compromise, the boy amended his teenage petulance in favor of responsibility and tenacity, earning the approval of his fastidious and demanding love interest. | I knew the minute I laid eyes on her we were to be. It took me months to win her heart. Years later, it took her seconds to break mine. | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | He was a skater boy. She said, "see you later boy."
So, being willing to compromise, the boy amended his teenage petulance in favor of responsibility and tenacity, earning the approval of his fastidious and demanding love interest. | Curtis bought her flowers, but James was the quarterback, so she went to the dance with James. Curtis held her hand, but James had a car, so she was James' girl. Curtis kissed her tears when James broke her heart, but now she was old and had lived a life full of regret. | |
[FF] Tell me a love story using 3 senteces | He was a skater boy. She said, "see you later boy."
So, being willing to compromise, the boy amended his teenage petulance in favor of responsibility and tenacity, earning the approval of his fastidious and demanding love interest. | Her eyes were green.
Mine were blue.
Our child's were brown. | |
[WP]The supervillain has no grand plan, just really likes having minions. | It was one of the rare moments where he wasn't hidden in the jungles of Africa. Finally, he was before the U.N. where he would now have to answer for his sins.
General Chaos had created the largest militant nation in the world. He had forcefully annexed all of Africa and had begun to force most of Europe and Asia into... | I gave up a job at Disney for this. Seven figures, my own dev team, new corporate car every three months; turned it all down. And to do what? Well, how does working directly for the world’s most feared megalomanic sound? Yeah, it sounded great to me too. Until I realized the world’s most feared megalomanic was a comp... | |
[WP]The supervillain has no grand plan, just really likes having minions. | [be gentle, first time]
"I said now!"
"Yessir, right away sir!"
As he scurried off, that tingle ran again down my spine, same way it always did. Mmm.
Of course, it felt a bit soured knowing he was off doing something I secretly resented him for. But how else was I going to get people willing to follow ... | I gave up a job at Disney for this. Seven figures, my own dev team, new corporate car every three months; turned it all down. And to do what? Well, how does working directly for the world’s most feared megalomanic sound? Yeah, it sounded great to me too. Until I realized the world’s most feared megalomanic was a comp... | |
[WP]The supervillain has no grand plan, just really likes having minions. | One billion dollars. One fucking billion dollars. Inheritance from some rich guy who I had seen in the news, and who put me in his will because 20 years ago, on some obscure discussion forum, I had accidentally provided him advice which turned around his life and made him a multi billionaire.
With one billion in the p... | By the 2nd hour, the ball had fallen into the familiar rhythm of going back and forth, back and forth, just between the edges of house 49 and 53. The kids did this every day and by now gathering at 5pm to kick the ball around for 2ish hours had taken on an almost sacrosanct status when it came to passing time over the ... | |
[WP]The supervillain has no grand plan, just really likes having minions. | "Holy shit, so we get dental too?"
"Yeah, but you know it's not as good as it could be, so there's that."
"Jesus, the benefits here are amazing. I've literally never even heard of a job that doesn't require a four year with these kind of benefits."
"Yeah, Incindio takes care of the guys. You want a beer?"
"Frank, i... | By the 2nd hour, the ball had fallen into the familiar rhythm of going back and forth, back and forth, just between the edges of house 49 and 53. The kids did this every day and by now gathering at 5pm to kick the ball around for 2ish hours had taken on an almost sacrosanct status when it came to passing time over the ... | |
[WP]The supervillain has no grand plan, just really likes having minions. | Dr. Extincto sat at the helm of his Devastation Cruiser. He smiled to himself as he watched multitudes of his Extinctoids toil at the ship's various controls and mechanisms, getting lost in the grandeur of his creation. He reflected on the years it took to design the ship. 3 million tons. Almost 2 thousand feet long. H... | "What now, Boss", asked Rosco. Always with the questions, that one.
"Move the death ray... there? Yes, there" As I pointed to the far corner of the lab I built 25 years past.
Rosco, Mars and Rufus all moved to the same side and began to push. It was a massive device. Too big for the three little guys pushing it. Th... | |
[WP]The supervillain has no grand plan, just really likes having minions. | "**BRING ME... ANOTHER TOASTER STRUDEL!**"
The cloaked figure on the imassive throne shot a clawed guantlet into the air, holding it aloft, as lightning inexplicably flashed around him, casting looming shadows on all available surfaces. Thunder rumbled in the distance, moments later.
Scary Terry, head henchman of ... | "So, what are the plans today, Captain Destructo?"
The captain glanced up at his minion. "What?"
"I said, 'What are the plans today'."
Destructo shrugged his shoulders and went back to reading his book.
The minion scowled. "We haven't been doing much of anything lately. I didn't join you to sit around and do nothi... | |
[WP]The supervillain has no grand plan, just really likes having minions. | “But what’s the *plan*?” I asked, noticing that for the first time since the all-hands meeting started, the room had grown perfectly still.
Captain Cruelty cleared this throat. “Well, like I was saying—and as you can clearly see from the power point—your job is to recruit five minions. Once you recruit five minions, y... | I dove forward and managed to slam the ball back upward, allowing my right-hand man the Vulture to spike it over the net. Half the henchmen cheered heartily, and the others sulked and gave a little bit of a golf clap. I picked myself up and shook the sand out of my hair as my teammates came up to congratulate me with h... | |
[WP] You are a ghost that has been roaming the Earth for some time now. After some unusual events, amidst the beginnings of a zombie apocalypse, you see your own reanimated corpse trudge by. | You never really think about the back of your head until you see it lumber past on what, in kinder days, was a familiar face. You were a little toothier now, but it looked like you finally managed to lose those 15 pounds you gained in college, albeit in the company of an arm. You think that it was a bit of a shame that... | My fate, I was bitten and then the fever took over. 24 hours after the fever hit I took my last breath,alone in an abandoned building. With that last exhale my soul exited my body and I was looking down at myself, My 19 year old body was no longer mine...possessed by some sort of flesh eating demon. Months went by and ... | |
[WP] You are a ghost that has been roaming the Earth for some time now. After some unusual events, amidst the beginnings of a zombie apocalypse, you see your own reanimated corpse trudge by. | I thought being a ghost was weird enough. God, I didn't expect, being an atheist and all—though that was maybe why I was a ghost. Ghosts really don't interact with each other much though, more just observe. We're a quiet bunch at best, but some turn… dark… becoming poltergeists. We don't like them.
Then we came to the... | My fate, I was bitten and then the fever took over. 24 hours after the fever hit I took my last breath,alone in an abandoned building. With that last exhale my soul exited my body and I was looking down at myself, My 19 year old body was no longer mine...possessed by some sort of flesh eating demon. Months went by and ... | |
[WP] You are a ghost that has been roaming the Earth for some time now. After some unusual events, amidst the beginnings of a zombie apocalypse, you see your own reanimated corpse trudge by. | ***Found poorly written on a few pages of notebook paper, three months after outbreak***
You know how in movies, they say that being a ghost has all of these neat perks? Like floating, flying, being able to pass through stuff? Yeah... it's bullshit.
So, six months ago I was minding my own business in line at the loca... | My fate, I was bitten and then the fever took over. 24 hours after the fever hit I took my last breath,alone in an abandoned building. With that last exhale my soul exited my body and I was looking down at myself, My 19 year old body was no longer mine...possessed by some sort of flesh eating demon. Months went by and ... | |
[WP] You are a ghost that has been roaming the Earth for some time now. After some unusual events, amidst the beginnings of a zombie apocalypse, you see your own reanimated corpse trudge by. | I spent most of my days hanging around the house, watching Emily live the rest of her life.
I watched her mourn for the first few weeks. There was a lot of crying. A lot of sympathetic family and friends. That was difficult.
Eventually she began to get back to her usual self. She went back to work, stopped thin... | My fate, I was bitten and then the fever took over. 24 hours after the fever hit I took my last breath,alone in an abandoned building. With that last exhale my soul exited my body and I was looking down at myself, My 19 year old body was no longer mine...possessed by some sort of flesh eating demon. Months went by and ... | |
[WP] You are a ghost that has been roaming the Earth for some time now. After some unusual events, amidst the beginnings of a zombie apocalypse, you see your own reanimated corpse trudge by. | ***Found poorly written on a few pages of notebook paper, three months after outbreak***
You know how in movies, they say that being a ghost has all of these neat perks? Like floating, flying, being able to pass through stuff? Yeah... it's bullshit.
So, six months ago I was minding my own business in line at the loca... | Ah, what a wonderful day to be dead. You know at first I really hated it, I had a long life ahead of me the day it happened. I remember it like it was yesterday. I had just gotten my acceptance letter to Duke, their medical program, but the joy didn't last long.
We had all gone out to celebrate, nothing much just a sm... | |
[WP] You are a ghost that has been roaming the Earth for some time now. After some unusual events, amidst the beginnings of a zombie apocalypse, you see your own reanimated corpse trudge by. | ***Found poorly written on a few pages of notebook paper, three months after outbreak***
You know how in movies, they say that being a ghost has all of these neat perks? Like floating, flying, being able to pass through stuff? Yeah... it's bullshit.
So, six months ago I was minding my own business in line at the loca... | Walking on the highway, as usual. Walking, walking, stopping only to see the sights. The horde's ignored me, I was less than even them. A shadow of what I had once been. A ghost, how I became one I still don't understand. I could float away, fly from world wonder to the next, but I had this fear that chained me down. W... | |
[WP] You are a ghost that has been roaming the Earth for some time now. After some unusual events, amidst the beginnings of a zombie apocalypse, you see your own reanimated corpse trudge by. | ***Found poorly written on a few pages of notebook paper, three months after outbreak***
You know how in movies, they say that being a ghost has all of these neat perks? Like floating, flying, being able to pass through stuff? Yeah... it's bullshit.
So, six months ago I was minding my own business in line at the loca... | You never really think about the back of your head until you see it lumber past on what, in kinder days, was a familiar face. You were a little toothier now, but it looked like you finally managed to lose those 15 pounds you gained in college, albeit in the company of an arm. You think that it was a bit of a shame that... | |
[WP] You are a ghost that has been roaming the Earth for some time now. After some unusual events, amidst the beginnings of a zombie apocalypse, you see your own reanimated corpse trudge by. | I spent most of my days hanging around the house, watching Emily live the rest of her life.
I watched her mourn for the first few weeks. There was a lot of crying. A lot of sympathetic family and friends. That was difficult.
Eventually she began to get back to her usual self. She went back to work, stopped thin... | You never really think about the back of your head until you see it lumber past on what, in kinder days, was a familiar face. You were a little toothier now, but it looked like you finally managed to lose those 15 pounds you gained in college, albeit in the company of an arm. You think that it was a bit of a shame that... | |
[WP] You are a ghost that has been roaming the Earth for some time now. After some unusual events, amidst the beginnings of a zombie apocalypse, you see your own reanimated corpse trudge by. | ***Found poorly written on a few pages of notebook paper, three months after outbreak***
You know how in movies, they say that being a ghost has all of these neat perks? Like floating, flying, being able to pass through stuff? Yeah... it's bullshit.
So, six months ago I was minding my own business in line at the loca... | I thought being a ghost was weird enough. God, I didn't expect, being an atheist and all—though that was maybe why I was a ghost. Ghosts really don't interact with each other much though, more just observe. We're a quiet bunch at best, but some turn… dark… becoming poltergeists. We don't like them.
Then we came to the... | |
[WP] You are a ghost that has been roaming the Earth for some time now. After some unusual events, amidst the beginnings of a zombie apocalypse, you see your own reanimated corpse trudge by. | This is how I reanimated. First, a little back story.
I remember the time I died. July 3rd 1916. Not a particular special day but that was when I got shot through the head by a sniper.
To be honest, it wasn't that bad.
Waking up after dying, that was scary. I, somehow, had become a ghost floating around. Initially n... | This sucks, things were great before. There were tons of people to haunt and scare, even some to possess!
Oh nothing sinister, just get in their head and make them hear/see something that's not there or get a general sense of what they were thinking. But not anymore, oh no, now only these mindless, boring, dullards a... | |
[WP]every known sentient alien race has gathered and sent a representative to earth to discuss their terms for surrender. Why? | 234 ships were now in the sahara desert waiting for our arrival. It wasn’t clear how many of us were there but the accommodations set up for us by the big 4 of the UN made it seem like we were ready for an invasion. I wasn’t sure exactly what it would have mattered though, all the tanks and drone fly overs. They had al... | Aliens of this and a few neighboring galaxies had been watching us for a while. They didn't take much note of us, even when our societies started exponentially growing in knowledge and technology, especially after the industrial revolution.
They even prepared to make us part of the intergalactic community as soon as w... | |
[WP]every known sentient alien race has gathered and sent a representative to earth to discuss their terms for surrender. Why? | “You are here to surrender?”
*Yes. We surrender.*
Henry shuddered involuntarily as the reply rang inside his head. Their conversation was being broadcast globally - every sentient being on Earth is privy to their exchange.
A negotiation between him and the representative of every other known sentient race in the un... | Aliens of this and a few neighboring galaxies had been watching us for a while. They didn't take much note of us, even when our societies started exponentially growing in knowledge and technology, especially after the industrial revolution.
They even prepared to make us part of the intergalactic community as soon as w... | |
[WP]every known sentient alien race has gathered and sent a representative to earth to discuss their terms for surrender. Why? | “You are here to surrender?”
*Yes. We surrender.*
Henry shuddered involuntarily as the reply rang inside his head. Their conversation was being broadcast globally - every sentient being on Earth is privy to their exchange.
A negotiation between him and the representative of every other known sentient race in the un... | *Over 5000 languages*
Kent could barely begin to understand what that meant in terms of human brain capacity. Were there even that many languages on Earth? How could this alien translator remember them all? And be able to speak English, perfectly on top of that? Kent had witnessed unbeievable phenomenons when he w... | |
[WP] You are a dark, brooding 90s style anti hero. But much to your annoyance, the setting, other characters, and plot are as campy as the 60s batman show. | Chandler poured himself a whisky (double) from a cut crystal decanter and slumped down into his armchair, the shadows from the vertical blinds casting moodily onto his equally moody face. As Chandler downed the drink in one mouthful, he reflected on his first day on the job since 'the incident'.
Chandler entered the ... | This prompt has described, "Phillip Fathom, the Deep Sea Detective" of the Thrilling Adventure Hour's "The Adventure's of Captain Lazer Beam" segment.
http://thrilling-adventure-hour.wikia.com/wiki/Phillip_Fathom
That said, The Thrilling Adventure Hour is amazing, and this prompt does work out hilariously. | |
[WP] You are a dark, brooding 90s style anti hero. But much to your annoyance, the setting, other characters, and plot are as campy as the 60s batman show. | "Tony, have you been drinking again?"
Great. That latest waste-of-spandex goofball wore on my nerves and now my senile aunt is getting on my case. I pour myself another whiskey.
"It's Richard", I tell her. That's not exactly a lie. "I just heard from Bloodnight. Turns out Richard was Kid Night all this time." I barel... | This prompt has described, "Phillip Fathom, the Deep Sea Detective" of the Thrilling Adventure Hour's "The Adventure's of Captain Lazer Beam" segment.
http://thrilling-adventure-hour.wikia.com/wiki/Phillip_Fathom
That said, The Thrilling Adventure Hour is amazing, and this prompt does work out hilariously. | |
[WP] You are a dark, brooding 90s style anti hero. But much to your annoyance, the setting, other characters, and plot are as campy as the 60s batman show. | There I was, sellotaped to a snack trolley, as the dreaded Administrator pushed me closer and closer to his photocopier of death.
I immediately got up, ripping apart the tape that supposedly was binding me.
"Really." I stated, as I picked up a chocolate bar and shoved it in the Administrator's fat little face, before... | This prompt has described, "Phillip Fathom, the Deep Sea Detective" of the Thrilling Adventure Hour's "The Adventure's of Captain Lazer Beam" segment.
http://thrilling-adventure-hour.wikia.com/wiki/Phillip_Fathom
That said, The Thrilling Adventure Hour is amazing, and this prompt does work out hilariously. | |
[WP] You are a dark, brooding 90s style anti hero. But much to your annoyance, the setting, other characters, and plot are as campy as the 60s batman show. | The ropes that bound my hands were loose, tied by an incapable henchman. I'd be able to shed them in a few minutes.
"Haha!" A green, spandex suited moron wearing plastic leaves glued to his shoulder pranced in front of me, close enough to strangle if my hands were free. "The mighty Night Ranger, captured in a moment ... | This prompt has described, "Phillip Fathom, the Deep Sea Detective" of the Thrilling Adventure Hour's "The Adventure's of Captain Lazer Beam" segment.
http://thrilling-adventure-hour.wikia.com/wiki/Phillip_Fathom
That said, The Thrilling Adventure Hour is amazing, and this prompt does work out hilariously. | |
[WP] You are a dark, brooding 90s style anti hero. But much to your annoyance, the setting, other characters, and plot are as campy as the 60s batman show. | There I was, sellotaped to a snack trolley, as the dreaded Administrator pushed me closer and closer to his photocopier of death.
I immediately got up, ripping apart the tape that supposedly was binding me.
"Really." I stated, as I picked up a chocolate bar and shoved it in the Administrator's fat little face, before... | XtremDeath looks out at the field where the Supervillian the Duck is building his giant pool. The Duck has said that if the city doesn't pay he'll flood the city. XtremDeath, ever watchful, shakes his head, and picks up his fusion cannon. He thinks these fools never learn, silly plots and sillier criminals just don't s... | |
[WP] You are a dark, brooding 90s style anti hero. But much to your annoyance, the setting, other characters, and plot are as campy as the 60s batman show. | The ropes that bound my hands were loose, tied by an incapable henchman. I'd be able to shed them in a few minutes.
"Haha!" A green, spandex suited moron wearing plastic leaves glued to his shoulder pranced in front of me, close enough to strangle if my hands were free. "The mighty Night Ranger, captured in a moment ... | XtremDeath looks out at the field where the Supervillian the Duck is building his giant pool. The Duck has said that if the city doesn't pay he'll flood the city. XtremDeath, ever watchful, shakes his head, and picks up his fusion cannon. He thinks these fools never learn, silly plots and sillier criminals just don't s... | |
[WP] You are a dark, brooding 90s style anti hero. But much to your annoyance, the setting, other characters, and plot are as campy as the 60s batman show. | There I was, sellotaped to a snack trolley, as the dreaded Administrator pushed me closer and closer to his photocopier of death.
I immediately got up, ripping apart the tape that supposedly was binding me.
"Really." I stated, as I picked up a chocolate bar and shoved it in the Administrator's fat little face, before... | Chandler poured himself a whisky (double) from a cut crystal decanter and slumped down into his armchair, the shadows from the vertical blinds casting moodily onto his equally moody face. As Chandler downed the drink in one mouthful, he reflected on his first day on the job since 'the incident'.
Chandler entered the ... | |
[WP]: due to an unfortunate speech impediment, a young satanist accidentally grants her soul to Stan | Sarah carefully organized the items she needed for the ritual of blood she read about online. The eye of a frog, a lock of horse hair, a leg of chicken, the fang of a snake, and the talon of an eagle; each of these she placed at five points around a stone chalice she bought from a thrift store. She began the chant she ... | (Preface: in this story Satan has a teenage brother named Stan who is summoned, and the satanist cannot pronounce her R's, so Trish=Twish, hoor= whore (This speech impediment is based exclusively off of someone I know who speaks this way and I just type how they pronounce certain words))
"So wait, how much will you g... | |
[WP]: due to an unfortunate speech impediment, a young satanist accidentally grants her soul to Stan | The door opens.
"Hey,"
"Hello."
A pause. Odd. He thinks she's too pale. Hair must be dyed. Can't be that black naturally.
"I got this package the other night. It's a jar of something. Has your name and birthday on it. Did a google search. You post on craigslist frequently. Thought you'd live on a farm. What's with t... | (Preface: in this story Satan has a teenage brother named Stan who is summoned, and the satanist cannot pronounce her R's, so Trish=Twish, hoor= whore (This speech impediment is based exclusively off of someone I know who speaks this way and I just type how they pronounce certain words))
"So wait, how much will you g... | |
[WP]: due to an unfortunate speech impediment, a young satanist accidentally grants her soul to Stan | Stan, who had been in Chemistry class at the time, felt a tingling and slight nausea. He asked the teacher to go to the restroom, and his lab partner continued with the experiment. As he was walking down the hall, he bumped into Sarah.
Sarah, as usual, was wearing a black dress that featured her cleavage. It was a min... | (Preface: in this story Satan has a teenage brother named Stan who is summoned, and the satanist cannot pronounce her R's, so Trish=Twish, hoor= whore (This speech impediment is based exclusively off of someone I know who speaks this way and I just type how they pronounce certain words))
"So wait, how much will you g... | |
[WP]: due to an unfortunate speech impediment, a young satanist accidentally grants her soul to Stan | The door opens.
"Hey,"
"Hello."
A pause. Odd. He thinks she's too pale. Hair must be dyed. Can't be that black naturally.
"I got this package the other night. It's a jar of something. Has your name and birthday on it. Did a google search. You post on craigslist frequently. Thought you'd live on a farm. What's with t... | "I-I know t-this is out of the b-blue, but I n-need to ask you for so-something."
Stan looked at her funny as they walked down the hall. Around them the chaos of high-school raged: children slamming lockers, cussing, yelling. "Well, you gonna ask me or are you just not gonna talk?"
Stan really didn't like Harvey. I ... | |
[WP]: due to an unfortunate speech impediment, a young satanist accidentally grants her soul to Stan | Stan, who had been in Chemistry class at the time, felt a tingling and slight nausea. He asked the teacher to go to the restroom, and his lab partner continued with the experiment. As he was walking down the hall, he bumped into Sarah.
Sarah, as usual, was wearing a black dress that featured her cleavage. It was a min... | "I-I know t-this is out of the b-blue, but I n-need to ask you for so-something."
Stan looked at her funny as they walked down the hall. Around them the chaos of high-school raged: children slamming lockers, cussing, yelling. "Well, you gonna ask me or are you just not gonna talk?"
Stan really didn't like Harvey. I ... | |
[WP]: due to an unfortunate speech impediment, a young satanist accidentally grants her soul to Stan | "Francine? Roger?" Stan yelled from the front door.
"You don't have to yell, I'm sitting right here, you know." Roger replied, taking a chug of wine.
"Get my wallet. It's girl scouts, I want to buy some cookies." Stan said, smiling politely at the well-dressed girls in front of him. "So what are they teaching you in ... | "I-I know t-this is out of the b-blue, but I n-need to ask you for so-something."
Stan looked at her funny as they walked down the hall. Around them the chaos of high-school raged: children slamming lockers, cussing, yelling. "Well, you gonna ask me or are you just not gonna talk?"
Stan really didn't like Harvey. I ... | |
[WP]: due to an unfortunate speech impediment, a young satanist accidentally grants her soul to Stan | Stan, who had been in Chemistry class at the time, felt a tingling and slight nausea. He asked the teacher to go to the restroom, and his lab partner continued with the experiment. As he was walking down the hall, he bumped into Sarah.
Sarah, as usual, was wearing a black dress that featured her cleavage. It was a min... | The door opens.
"Hey,"
"Hello."
A pause. Odd. He thinks she's too pale. Hair must be dyed. Can't be that black naturally.
"I got this package the other night. It's a jar of something. Has your name and birthday on it. Did a google search. You post on craigslist frequently. Thought you'd live on a farm. What's with t... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | As I waited to turn left onto Ashbury, I occasionally glanced at my phone hoping that a distraction would arise that could alleviate at least some of my anxiety of having to show up late for the second time this week. I looked up to check the light and it still showed no sign of conforming to my will.
Then it happene... | I remember every moment of my life, except for the last. Better than I ever did while I lived it. In here, though (wherever *here* is), it's all so vivid. I can't see any more, but I can remember, and I can talk. Sometimes I think I can hear too. Voices, muffled, but just about audible.
Maybe I'm in a coma? I'm probab... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | Oooh
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you ... | I remember every moment of my life, except for the last. Better than I ever did while I lived it. In here, though (wherever *here* is), it's all so vivid. I can't see any more, but I can remember, and I can talk. Sometimes I think I can hear too. Voices, muffled, but just about audible.
Maybe I'm in a coma? I'm probab... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | I remember crossing a road. Then a truck. Then nothing. Then a feeling, like I was surrounded by warm jelly. I am a retrovirus. I travel easily through the cerebrospinal fluid, able to make rest stops in any area of the brain. I am small right now, but I will grow. I have to. To save him.
You print an A like this. Hol... | I remember every moment of my life, except for the last. Better than I ever did while I lived it. In here, though (wherever *here* is), it's all so vivid. I can't see any more, but I can remember, and I can talk. Sometimes I think I can hear too. Voices, muffled, but just about audible.
Maybe I'm in a coma? I'm probab... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | *You've done that wrong*
Shss
**I agree, thats going to fuck someone over**
Look, I've only just started this job. Just let me think.
^I ^think ^we ^should ^have ^lunch!
*No one cares Larry! But really, you should redo that*
**Utter OSHA violation**
WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Sir, you can't use that t... | I remember every moment of my life, except for the last. Better than I ever did while I lived it. In here, though (wherever *here* is), it's all so vivid. I can't see any more, but I can remember, and I can talk. Sometimes I think I can hear too. Voices, muffled, but just about audible.
Maybe I'm in a coma? I'm probab... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | An office cubicle, that's where it started. A small room with beige walls, florescent lighting, and little in the way of comforts. Smooth jazz played softly from somewhere in the distance. I took a moment to compose myself with a deep breath and tried to recall my name. Robin...Willingham was it? I had an English last ... | I remember every moment of my life, except for the last. Better than I ever did while I lived it. In here, though (wherever *here* is), it's all so vivid. I can't see any more, but I can remember, and I can talk. Sometimes I think I can hear too. Voices, muffled, but just about audible.
Maybe I'm in a coma? I'm probab... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | *This is hell. It must be. But what am I being punished for? I was a man of intelligence, a man of status. I taught and taught only to see society slip away. There was nothing I could do to stop the tide of … This.*
Kenneth’s hand paused, hovering a moment above the keyboard. With slight hesitation he resumed entering... | I remember every moment of my life, except for the last. Better than I ever did while I lived it. In here, though (wherever *here* is), it's all so vivid. I can't see any more, but I can remember, and I can talk. Sometimes I think I can hear too. Voices, muffled, but just about audible.
Maybe I'm in a coma? I'm probab... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | I was diagnosed with schizophrenia at the age of 16, although I'm sure it began well before then. It started subtly, and usually when I was alone: I would get a strange feeling, like that tingly feeling you get when someone is watching you, only there was never anyone there. Sometimes I felt it so strongly that I calle... | I remember every moment of my life, except for the last. Better than I ever did while I lived it. In here, though (wherever *here* is), it's all so vivid. I can't see any more, but I can remember, and I can talk. Sometimes I think I can hear too. Voices, muffled, but just about audible.
Maybe I'm in a coma? I'm probab... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | She used to call me "Flower" bc i was the ever quiet, observant one. I remember being very lively and bubbly before I got lost in here, but I liked being Faye's wallflower. I would really only speak when necessary. I guess that's why she didnt mind when I came around.
She told me about some of the others though. Giant... | I remember every moment of my life, except for the last. Better than I ever did while I lived it. In here, though (wherever *here* is), it's all so vivid. I can't see any more, but I can remember, and I can talk. Sometimes I think I can hear too. Voices, muffled, but just about audible.
Maybe I'm in a coma? I'm probab... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | I am mangled with confusion. I can only sense my words and that alone does not feel enough to exist. This sound of I, I had no recollection of. These words retained a sound distinct to various syllables that cascade into a distance I cannot grasp. I held on to the silence for I felt there was nothing to be said.
... | I remember every moment of my life, except for the last. Better than I ever did while I lived it. In here, though (wherever *here* is), it's all so vivid. I can't see any more, but I can remember, and I can talk. Sometimes I think I can hear too. Voices, muffled, but just about audible.
Maybe I'm in a coma? I'm probab... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | What happened?
It's dark.
I must be dead, I have to be. I felt the bullet go through my brain. I'm pretty sure it did. It didn't hurt, at least, it doesn't hurt now. Where am I? My eyes feel open, but I can't see anything.
Wait, I'm in bed. I don't feel any more awake then I was a minute ago.
Apparently I'm getting... | I remember every moment of my life, except for the last. Better than I ever did while I lived it. In here, though (wherever *here* is), it's all so vivid. I can't see any more, but I can remember, and I can talk. Sometimes I think I can hear too. Voices, muffled, but just about audible.
Maybe I'm in a coma? I'm probab... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | I wonder if anyone will read this:
Forty-two. Forty-nine. Forty-five.
"Is it blue? Is it? Tell me."
"Yes."
"Then why doesn't in smell like blueberries?"
"Because it isn't a blueberry. Not all things that are blueberries are blue, you know."
"Find blueberries, because I want to smell them. Find the blueberries and... | I remember every moment of my life, except for the last. Better than I ever did while I lived it. In here, though (wherever *here* is), it's all so vivid. I can't see any more, but I can remember, and I can talk. Sometimes I think I can hear too. Voices, muffled, but just about audible.
Maybe I'm in a coma? I'm probab... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | I'm dead. I'm dead I'mdead I'mdead. Wait what? I'm not dead? I open my eyes. I don't remember any of this furniture. Or ordering Mexican last night. What the hell?
"Ugh shut up new guy" I hear. Well hear is an interesting phrase because I didn't hear it it was just there, like a thought.
"yeah like a thought idiot"
... | I remember every moment of my life, except for the last. Better than I ever did while I lived it. In here, though (wherever *here* is), it's all so vivid. I can't see any more, but I can remember, and I can talk. Sometimes I think I can hear too. Voices, muffled, but just about audible.
Maybe I'm in a coma? I'm probab... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | The car door slams across the street. I look up and see the man jogging towards his apartment door. The lights on his car are still on.
My mom did the same thing in the grocery store parking lot last weekend. The car made a coughing sound but wouldn’t start. She cried as the man from the store came out with the speci... | I remember every moment of my life, except for the last. Better than I ever did while I lived it. In here, though (wherever *here* is), it's all so vivid. I can't see any more, but I can remember, and I can talk. Sometimes I think I can hear too. Voices, muffled, but just about audible.
Maybe I'm in a coma? I'm probab... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | The boy is young, about 22. He was good-looking and seemed to be quite popular. When I showed up, it was in the afternoon. He was already drinking. I thought it might be a special occasion. This special occasion turned out to be a constant problem. He drank, he took drugs to drink more, and he drank. He toyed with min... | I remember every moment of my life, except for the last. Better than I ever did while I lived it. In here, though (wherever *here* is), it's all so vivid. I can't see any more, but I can remember, and I can talk. Sometimes I think I can hear too. Voices, muffled, but just about audible.
Maybe I'm in a coma? I'm probab... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | The Nice Voice woke me up this morning. I like him. He tells me stories about places I've never been. He tells me how strong I am, and how nothing can stop me if I put my mind to it. He helps me with my school work, and defends me when the Bad Voice starts shouting in my head.
The Bad Voice tells me it's my fault tha... | I remember every moment of my life, except for the last. Better than I ever did while I lived it. In here, though (wherever *here* is), it's all so vivid. I can't see any more, but I can remember, and I can talk. Sometimes I think I can hear too. Voices, muffled, but just about audible.
Maybe I'm in a coma? I'm probab... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | Oooh
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you ... | Finally. FINALLY. I hear something. I see something. How long has it been? Eternities unending? 3 seconds? Am I just waking up? Where is my purse? Shit! Where is my phone? I think I have to call my mom. Where is...where is...what the fuck. In the hospital?? Did the car crash? I bet it did. That dickfaced drunken jerk. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | I remember crossing a road. Then a truck. Then nothing. Then a feeling, like I was surrounded by warm jelly. I am a retrovirus. I travel easily through the cerebrospinal fluid, able to make rest stops in any area of the brain. I am small right now, but I will grow. I have to. To save him.
You print an A like this. Hol... | Finally. FINALLY. I hear something. I see something. How long has it been? Eternities unending? 3 seconds? Am I just waking up? Where is my purse? Shit! Where is my phone? I think I have to call my mom. Where is...where is...what the fuck. In the hospital?? Did the car crash? I bet it did. That dickfaced drunken jerk. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | *You've done that wrong*
Shss
**I agree, thats going to fuck someone over**
Look, I've only just started this job. Just let me think.
^I ^think ^we ^should ^have ^lunch!
*No one cares Larry! But really, you should redo that*
**Utter OSHA violation**
WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Sir, you can't use that t... | Finally. FINALLY. I hear something. I see something. How long has it been? Eternities unending? 3 seconds? Am I just waking up? Where is my purse? Shit! Where is my phone? I think I have to call my mom. Where is...where is...what the fuck. In the hospital?? Did the car crash? I bet it did. That dickfaced drunken jerk. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | An office cubicle, that's where it started. A small room with beige walls, florescent lighting, and little in the way of comforts. Smooth jazz played softly from somewhere in the distance. I took a moment to compose myself with a deep breath and tried to recall my name. Robin...Willingham was it? I had an English last ... | Finally. FINALLY. I hear something. I see something. How long has it been? Eternities unending? 3 seconds? Am I just waking up? Where is my purse? Shit! Where is my phone? I think I have to call my mom. Where is...where is...what the fuck. In the hospital?? Did the car crash? I bet it did. That dickfaced drunken jerk. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | *This is hell. It must be. But what am I being punished for? I was a man of intelligence, a man of status. I taught and taught only to see society slip away. There was nothing I could do to stop the tide of … This.*
Kenneth’s hand paused, hovering a moment above the keyboard. With slight hesitation he resumed entering... | Finally. FINALLY. I hear something. I see something. How long has it been? Eternities unending? 3 seconds? Am I just waking up? Where is my purse? Shit! Where is my phone? I think I have to call my mom. Where is...where is...what the fuck. In the hospital?? Did the car crash? I bet it did. That dickfaced drunken jerk. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | I was diagnosed with schizophrenia at the age of 16, although I'm sure it began well before then. It started subtly, and usually when I was alone: I would get a strange feeling, like that tingly feeling you get when someone is watching you, only there was never anyone there. Sometimes I felt it so strongly that I calle... | Finally. FINALLY. I hear something. I see something. How long has it been? Eternities unending? 3 seconds? Am I just waking up? Where is my purse? Shit! Where is my phone? I think I have to call my mom. Where is...where is...what the fuck. In the hospital?? Did the car crash? I bet it did. That dickfaced drunken jerk. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | She used to call me "Flower" bc i was the ever quiet, observant one. I remember being very lively and bubbly before I got lost in here, but I liked being Faye's wallflower. I would really only speak when necessary. I guess that's why she didnt mind when I came around.
She told me about some of the others though. Giant... | Finally. FINALLY. I hear something. I see something. How long has it been? Eternities unending? 3 seconds? Am I just waking up? Where is my purse? Shit! Where is my phone? I think I have to call my mom. Where is...where is...what the fuck. In the hospital?? Did the car crash? I bet it did. That dickfaced drunken jerk. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | I am mangled with confusion. I can only sense my words and that alone does not feel enough to exist. This sound of I, I had no recollection of. These words retained a sound distinct to various syllables that cascade into a distance I cannot grasp. I held on to the silence for I felt there was nothing to be said.
... | Finally. FINALLY. I hear something. I see something. How long has it been? Eternities unending? 3 seconds? Am I just waking up? Where is my purse? Shit! Where is my phone? I think I have to call my mom. Where is...where is...what the fuck. In the hospital?? Did the car crash? I bet it did. That dickfaced drunken jerk. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | What happened?
It's dark.
I must be dead, I have to be. I felt the bullet go through my brain. I'm pretty sure it did. It didn't hurt, at least, it doesn't hurt now. Where am I? My eyes feel open, but I can't see anything.
Wait, I'm in bed. I don't feel any more awake then I was a minute ago.
Apparently I'm getting... | Finally. FINALLY. I hear something. I see something. How long has it been? Eternities unending? 3 seconds? Am I just waking up? Where is my purse? Shit! Where is my phone? I think I have to call my mom. Where is...where is...what the fuck. In the hospital?? Did the car crash? I bet it did. That dickfaced drunken jerk. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | I wonder if anyone will read this:
Forty-two. Forty-nine. Forty-five.
"Is it blue? Is it? Tell me."
"Yes."
"Then why doesn't in smell like blueberries?"
"Because it isn't a blueberry. Not all things that are blueberries are blue, you know."
"Find blueberries, because I want to smell them. Find the blueberries and... | Finally. FINALLY. I hear something. I see something. How long has it been? Eternities unending? 3 seconds? Am I just waking up? Where is my purse? Shit! Where is my phone? I think I have to call my mom. Where is...where is...what the fuck. In the hospital?? Did the car crash? I bet it did. That dickfaced drunken jerk. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | I'm dead. I'm dead I'mdead I'mdead. Wait what? I'm not dead? I open my eyes. I don't remember any of this furniture. Or ordering Mexican last night. What the hell?
"Ugh shut up new guy" I hear. Well hear is an interesting phrase because I didn't hear it it was just there, like a thought.
"yeah like a thought idiot"
... | Finally. FINALLY. I hear something. I see something. How long has it been? Eternities unending? 3 seconds? Am I just waking up? Where is my purse? Shit! Where is my phone? I think I have to call my mom. Where is...where is...what the fuck. In the hospital?? Did the car crash? I bet it did. That dickfaced drunken jerk. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | The boy is young, about 22. He was good-looking and seemed to be quite popular. When I showed up, it was in the afternoon. He was already drinking. I thought it might be a special occasion. This special occasion turned out to be a constant problem. He drank, he took drugs to drink more, and he drank. He toyed with min... | Finally. FINALLY. I hear something. I see something. How long has it been? Eternities unending? 3 seconds? Am I just waking up? Where is my purse? Shit! Where is my phone? I think I have to call my mom. Where is...where is...what the fuck. In the hospital?? Did the car crash? I bet it did. That dickfaced drunken jerk. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | The Nice Voice woke me up this morning. I like him. He tells me stories about places I've never been. He tells me how strong I am, and how nothing can stop me if I put my mind to it. He helps me with my school work, and defends me when the Bad Voice starts shouting in my head.
The Bad Voice tells me it's my fault tha... | Finally. FINALLY. I hear something. I see something. How long has it been? Eternities unending? 3 seconds? Am I just waking up? Where is my purse? Shit! Where is my phone? I think I have to call my mom. Where is...where is...what the fuck. In the hospital?? Did the car crash? I bet it did. That dickfaced drunken jerk. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | Oooh
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you ... | His brother approached and asked a question. "What are you shouting at?"
Brandon stops with house mouth wide open and tries to regain his normal composure. He glances back at his brother Jake and says "God told me if I shouted at the clouds he'd make a triceratops." Jake looks into Brandon's eyes with utter disbelief. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | I remember crossing a road. Then a truck. Then nothing. Then a feeling, like I was surrounded by warm jelly. I am a retrovirus. I travel easily through the cerebrospinal fluid, able to make rest stops in any area of the brain. I am small right now, but I will grow. I have to. To save him.
You print an A like this. Hol... | His brother approached and asked a question. "What are you shouting at?"
Brandon stops with house mouth wide open and tries to regain his normal composure. He glances back at his brother Jake and says "God told me if I shouted at the clouds he'd make a triceratops." Jake looks into Brandon's eyes with utter disbelief. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | *You've done that wrong*
Shss
**I agree, thats going to fuck someone over**
Look, I've only just started this job. Just let me think.
^I ^think ^we ^should ^have ^lunch!
*No one cares Larry! But really, you should redo that*
**Utter OSHA violation**
WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Sir, you can't use that t... | His brother approached and asked a question. "What are you shouting at?"
Brandon stops with house mouth wide open and tries to regain his normal composure. He glances back at his brother Jake and says "God told me if I shouted at the clouds he'd make a triceratops." Jake looks into Brandon's eyes with utter disbelief. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | An office cubicle, that's where it started. A small room with beige walls, florescent lighting, and little in the way of comforts. Smooth jazz played softly from somewhere in the distance. I took a moment to compose myself with a deep breath and tried to recall my name. Robin...Willingham was it? I had an English last ... | His brother approached and asked a question. "What are you shouting at?"
Brandon stops with house mouth wide open and tries to regain his normal composure. He glances back at his brother Jake and says "God told me if I shouted at the clouds he'd make a triceratops." Jake looks into Brandon's eyes with utter disbelief. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | *This is hell. It must be. But what am I being punished for? I was a man of intelligence, a man of status. I taught and taught only to see society slip away. There was nothing I could do to stop the tide of … This.*
Kenneth’s hand paused, hovering a moment above the keyboard. With slight hesitation he resumed entering... | His brother approached and asked a question. "What are you shouting at?"
Brandon stops with house mouth wide open and tries to regain his normal composure. He glances back at his brother Jake and says "God told me if I shouted at the clouds he'd make a triceratops." Jake looks into Brandon's eyes with utter disbelief. ... | |
[WP] You are reincarnated as a voice within a schizophrenic's head. | I was diagnosed with schizophrenia at the age of 16, although I'm sure it began well before then. It started subtly, and usually when I was alone: I would get a strange feeling, like that tingly feeling you get when someone is watching you, only there was never anyone there. Sometimes I felt it so strongly that I calle... | His brother approached and asked a question. "What are you shouting at?"
Brandon stops with house mouth wide open and tries to regain his normal composure. He glances back at his brother Jake and says "God told me if I shouted at the clouds he'd make a triceratops." Jake looks into Brandon's eyes with utter disbelief. ... |
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