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First Reddit post ever. Please be gentle
Edit: Did not expect this to blow up. | [WP] Killing a person raises your life span by 20 years, but it comes with a cost. | "Look, let's just get this over with so we can eat lunch. Guilty."
"There's no evidence, I can't convict him without evidence."
"What are you, stupid? Did you see how old he is? Besides, it says right here he was born one hundred years ago. Statistically, most men are dead by then. And he's in excellent health."
"... | It was...unfortunate to think about. The rituals we did out in the woods. The bonfires. Mein Fhurer promised us we'd all be practically immortal. We'd literally rule for a thousand years. We soon found out what price we would have to pay in order achieve this dream of ours.
It was on the evening of the winter solstice... |
First Reddit post ever. Please be gentle
Edit: Did not expect this to blow up. | [WP] Killing a person raises your life span by 20 years, but it comes with a cost. | I glance at the blood running out of my veins, into the dialysis machine and back into my body, skipping my failed organs.
I'm 453, and as anyone knows, that means I killed people and racked up a lot of 20s.
The first was when I was 12. I went to a nearby lake with a friend days after his birthday, and him and I made... | The steel door was the only thing in the room with me. Four concrete walls and the giant steel door. Pacing does terrible things to ones mental state, alas, I was trapped into this perpetual cycle of pace, hold head in hands, rinse and repeat.
Not many women end up in a place like this. Less than 8% according to Wikip... |
First Reddit post ever. Please be gentle
Edit: Did not expect this to blow up. | [WP] Killing a person raises your life span by 20 years, but it comes with a cost. | I've made a deal with _Death_. When I "died" death came up to me and said
"Congratulations! You're the 100th billion person to die! You can choose to live on in heaven OR choose to live forever back on Earth! As long as you kill a person, that person will give you 20 more years to live! But with a cost..."
Of cours... | The steel door was the only thing in the room with me. Four concrete walls and the giant steel door. Pacing does terrible things to ones mental state, alas, I was trapped into this perpetual cycle of pace, hold head in hands, rinse and repeat.
Not many women end up in a place like this. Less than 8% according to Wikip... |
First Reddit post ever. Please be gentle
Edit: Did not expect this to blow up. | [WP] Killing a person raises your life span by 20 years, but it comes with a cost. | I've made a deal with _Death_. When I "died" death came up to me and said
"Congratulations! You're the 100th billion person to die! You can choose to live on in heaven OR choose to live forever back on Earth! As long as you kill a person, that person will give you 20 more years to live! But with a cost..."
Of cours... | I glance at the blood running out of my veins, into the dialysis machine and back into my body, skipping my failed organs.
I'm 453, and as anyone knows, that means I killed people and racked up a lot of 20s.
The first was when I was 12. I went to a nearby lake with a friend days after his birthday, and him and I made... |
First Reddit post ever. Please be gentle
Edit: Did not expect this to blow up. | [WP] Killing a person raises your life span by 20 years, but it comes with a cost. | I've made a deal with _Death_. When I "died" death came up to me and said
"Congratulations! You're the 100th billion person to die! You can choose to live on in heaven OR choose to live forever back on Earth! As long as you kill a person, that person will give you 20 more years to live! But with a cost..."
Of cours... | Shit, it was a gun.
That was the first thing I thought to myself when I saw the man pull out his hand. How stupid of me, thinking I could take on this fucking robber.
The fuck face and his gun seemed to smile at me for a second. Before I notice it, the gun was pointed towards my chest.
What the fuck face didn't kno... |
First Reddit post ever. Please be gentle
Edit: Did not expect this to blow up. | [WP] Killing a person raises your life span by 20 years, but it comes with a cost. | "Look, let's just get this over with so we can eat lunch. Guilty."
"There's no evidence, I can't convict him without evidence."
"What are you, stupid? Did you see how old he is? Besides, it says right here he was born one hundred years ago. Statistically, most men are dead by then. And he's in excellent health."
"... | Shit, it was a gun.
That was the first thing I thought to myself when I saw the man pull out his hand. How stupid of me, thinking I could take on this fucking robber.
The fuck face and his gun seemed to smile at me for a second. Before I notice it, the gun was pointed towards my chest.
What the fuck face didn't kno... |
First Reddit post ever. Please be gentle
Edit: Did not expect this to blow up. | [WP] Killing a person raises your life span by 20 years, but it comes with a cost. | I've made a deal with _Death_. When I "died" death came up to me and said
"Congratulations! You're the 100th billion person to die! You can choose to live on in heaven OR choose to live forever back on Earth! As long as you kill a person, that person will give you 20 more years to live! But with a cost..."
Of cours... | FADE IN:
INT. A CLOTHING STORE - DAY
*A bell above the shop's door rings as a young man walks through it. This is ALFORD. He looks to be about twenty-five years old, though his elegant clothing seems to be about a hundred years out-of-date.*
**WELDON:** (*O.S.*) Good morning! Make yourself comfortable, I won't be a ... |
First Reddit post ever. Please be gentle
Edit: Did not expect this to blow up. | [WP] Killing a person raises your life span by 20 years, but it comes with a cost. | "Look, let's just get this over with so we can eat lunch. Guilty."
"There's no evidence, I can't convict him without evidence."
"What are you, stupid? Did you see how old he is? Besides, it says right here he was born one hundred years ago. Statistically, most men are dead by then. And he's in excellent health."
"... | FADE IN:
INT. A CLOTHING STORE - DAY
*A bell above the shop's door rings as a young man walks through it. This is ALFORD. He looks to be about twenty-five years old, though his elegant clothing seems to be about a hundred years out-of-date.*
**WELDON:** (*O.S.*) Good morning! Make yourself comfortable, I won't be a ... |
First Reddit post ever. Please be gentle
Edit: Did not expect this to blow up. | [WP] Killing a person raises your life span by 20 years, but it comes with a cost. | My first kill was a complete accident. I was working in the kitchen of *Le Franke*, the restaurant I cooked in. I was chopping some veggies for a dish when I felt a tap on my shoulder and a whisper in my ear. Startled, I whipped around only to find my knife stuck in the gut of my co-worker.
He looked down, then into ... | FADE IN:
INT. A CLOTHING STORE - DAY
*A bell above the shop's door rings as a young man walks through it. This is ALFORD. He looks to be about twenty-five years old, though his elegant clothing seems to be about a hundred years out-of-date.*
**WELDON:** (*O.S.*) Good morning! Make yourself comfortable, I won't be a ... |
First Reddit post ever. Please be gentle
Edit: Did not expect this to blow up. | [WP] Killing a person raises your life span by 20 years, but it comes with a cost. | Five murders and a hundred years of life. However, here I was at the front of the church with everyone else. . . asking for forgiveness.
"How many have you killed, my daughter?" the priest asked the woman next to me.
Her eyes raced between the five of us. All of us killers, fighting our way back into normal societ... | FADE IN:
INT. A CLOTHING STORE - DAY
*A bell above the shop's door rings as a young man walks through it. This is ALFORD. He looks to be about twenty-five years old, though his elegant clothing seems to be about a hundred years out-of-date.*
**WELDON:** (*O.S.*) Good morning! Make yourself comfortable, I won't be a ... |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | "But... How? How can you still be alive? I saw you nailed to that cross myself. Your close friend sold you out and I watched the nails go in. Your powers mean nothing when you're bleeding out attached to a plank."
The Demigod grinned and held up a hand, showing the hole in the palm.
*"My Betrayal? Your double agent h... | The Testament Chronicles Issue #40 *The Cross Encounter*
The Jesus Endangers the World Club sat along their wall of sandstone and peered down at the tattered waves of filth and dirt beneath them. Their master plan had finally unfolded. The son of the great god and a mortal woman knelt in chains in the center of the wr... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | Jesus 2016 Trailer (OFFICIAL)
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LadyHel69: I heard it was originally a much darker film, but it didn't screen well for test audiences, so they hired the same company that did this trailer t... | The Testament Chronicles Issue #40 *The Cross Encounter*
The Jesus Endangers the World Club sat along their wall of sandstone and peered down at the tattered waves of filth and dirt beneath them. Their master plan had finally unfolded. The son of the great god and a mortal woman knelt in chains in the center of the wr... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | "Look Jukka, there's just no way we can do a solo book with Jeez," complained the writer of the popular Revenger series.
"I know it'll be hard Mika, but he's one of the most popular of the Revengers, so the bosses want to give him his own series." Jukka's tone was positive, but he knew it would be a real challenge. ... | The Testament Chronicles Issue #40 *The Cross Encounter*
The Jesus Endangers the World Club sat along their wall of sandstone and peered down at the tattered waves of filth and dirt beneath them. Their master plan had finally unfolded. The son of the great god and a mortal woman knelt in chains in the center of the wr... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | "Look Jukka, there's just no way we can do a solo book with Jeez," complained the writer of the popular Revenger series.
"I know it'll be hard Mika, but he's one of the most popular of the Revengers, so the bosses want to give him his own series." Jukka's tone was positive, but he knew it would be a real challenge. ... | "But... How? How can you still be alive? I saw you nailed to that cross myself. Your close friend sold you out and I watched the nails go in. Your powers mean nothing when you're bleeding out attached to a plank."
The Demigod grinned and held up a hand, showing the hole in the palm.
*"My Betrayal? Your double agent h... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | Jake and Doug are walking to the cinema to see the premiere of the new high-budget Marvel film titled "Jesus".
"Hey, Doug. You excited about the movie?" asks Jake.
"Yeah, I'm shaking," replies Doug, sarcastically. "You know me, not really into superhero flicks. You insisted we see this crap."
"This one is diff... | Jesus, with his mighty cross, flies down from his home world heaven to beat the ever living shit out of satan (even though he's already dead). He even meets a human girl, and falls desperately in love, even though humans are frail af and will probably die of cancer or something. Tune in next week as he fights his arch ... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | They call me Christ, the Redeemer. They do not know that I live in sin.
*Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?*
My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?
I hung on the cross, and then I died. Three days later, I rose again.
I was not supposed to return. That was not part of His original plan.
For forty days and forty ... | Jesus, with his mighty cross, flies down from his home world heaven to beat the ever living shit out of satan (even though he's already dead). He even meets a human girl, and falls desperately in love, even though humans are frail af and will probably die of cancer or something. Tune in next week as he fights his arch ... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | "Jesus Christ! Stop getting Scarlet Witch drunk!!" Cap yells from across the room.
Jesus looks up, "what are you talking about, man, it's only water."
"Only water, my ass!" Cap retorts, "and where the fuck did the 10,000 fish in my room come from?! The smell is never gonna come out of my suit!"
"You're harshing my ... | Jesus, with his mighty cross, flies down from his home world heaven to beat the ever living shit out of satan (even though he's already dead). He even meets a human girl, and falls desperately in love, even though humans are frail af and will probably die of cancer or something. Tune in next week as he fights his arch ... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | ‘Where did they go?’ The barracks were empty, just as the mess hall had been. ‘It looks like they just dropped everything and left. How many soldiers are stationed here? ’
‘Around 500. But you cannot really call them soldiers. These are the most highly trained Airforce paratroopers around. You need about 20 of them to... | Jesus, with his mighty cross, flies down from his home world heaven to beat the ever living shit out of satan (even though he's already dead). He even meets a human girl, and falls desperately in love, even though humans are frail af and will probably die of cancer or something. Tune in next week as he fights his arch ... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | "I can't believe they fucking replaced Jesus Christ with a woman. It's so fucking cringy now. All she does is beat up misogynists."
"Dude, whatever. It's Jesus. He's been a fish, he's been replaced by an alien horse at one point, they had that dude with the leather vest and the ponytail in the nineties - It's comicboo... | Jesus, with his mighty cross, flies down from his home world heaven to beat the ever living shit out of satan (even though he's already dead). He even meets a human girl, and falls desperately in love, even though humans are frail af and will probably die of cancer or something. Tune in next week as he fights his arch ... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | "This is ridiculous! A man, walking on water? Breaking bread to feed his followers? Stan, I think you lost it."
- "Why is that?
"There's nothing interesting about this character. These sketches make him look like a deranged wanderer, performing these so-called miracles."
- "He helps people."
"Look, you're a great a... | Jesus, with his mighty cross, flies down from his home world heaven to beat the ever living shit out of satan (even though he's already dead). He even meets a human girl, and falls desperately in love, even though humans are frail af and will probably die of cancer or something. Tune in next week as he fights his arch ... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | Jesus: Ascendance (film review)
By Agni Ragnarsson
The much-anticipated third installment in the popular Jesus Marvel series is unfortunately one that drags somewhat. With fans speculating about the cliffhanger ending that Jesus: Rebellion left us on, excitement for the final installment of Jesus' stand-alone series b... | Jesus, with his mighty cross, flies down from his home world heaven to beat the ever living shit out of satan (even though he's already dead). He even meets a human girl, and falls desperately in love, even though humans are frail af and will probably die of cancer or something. Tune in next week as he fights his arch ... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | Jake and Doug are walking to the cinema to see the premiere of the new high-budget Marvel film titled "Jesus".
"Hey, Doug. You excited about the movie?" asks Jake.
"Yeah, I'm shaking," replies Doug, sarcastically. "You know me, not really into superhero flicks. You insisted we see this crap."
"This one is diff... | Little Admir flipped his comic book in earnest as the Gothi recited his chant to the Goddes of Harvest, Sif, hoping for a plentiful season. The people in the procession chanted with him, but Admir's eyes focused on the latest exploits of his favorite superhero rather than the drowning wave of his fellow believers. He l... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | They call me Christ, the Redeemer. They do not know that I live in sin.
*Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?*
My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?
I hung on the cross, and then I died. Three days later, I rose again.
I was not supposed to return. That was not part of His original plan.
For forty days and forty ... | Little Admir flipped his comic book in earnest as the Gothi recited his chant to the Goddes of Harvest, Sif, hoping for a plentiful season. The people in the procession chanted with him, but Admir's eyes focused on the latest exploits of his favorite superhero rather than the drowning wave of his fellow believers. He l... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | ‘Where did they go?’ The barracks were empty, just as the mess hall had been. ‘It looks like they just dropped everything and left. How many soldiers are stationed here? ’
‘Around 500. But you cannot really call them soldiers. These are the most highly trained Airforce paratroopers around. You need about 20 of them to... | Little Admir flipped his comic book in earnest as the Gothi recited his chant to the Goddes of Harvest, Sif, hoping for a plentiful season. The people in the procession chanted with him, but Admir's eyes focused on the latest exploits of his favorite superhero rather than the drowning wave of his fellow believers. He l... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | Jake and Doug are walking to the cinema to see the premiere of the new high-budget Marvel film titled "Jesus".
"Hey, Doug. You excited about the movie?" asks Jake.
"Yeah, I'm shaking," replies Doug, sarcastically. "You know me, not really into superhero flicks. You insisted we see this crap."
"This one is diff... | He had been left on the cross for days, slowly dying from the torments of crucifixion. Lucifer stood over him, laughing.
"You cannot defeat me. You're nothing but a pawn."
The man on the cross looked intently at Lucifer, somehow resisting the urge to curse his name to Hell and back again.
"By the gods, you're a fool... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | They call me Christ, the Redeemer. They do not know that I live in sin.
*Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?*
My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?
I hung on the cross, and then I died. Three days later, I rose again.
I was not supposed to return. That was not part of His original plan.
For forty days and forty ... | He had been left on the cross for days, slowly dying from the torments of crucifixion. Lucifer stood over him, laughing.
"You cannot defeat me. You're nothing but a pawn."
The man on the cross looked intently at Lucifer, somehow resisting the urge to curse his name to Hell and back again.
"By the gods, you're a fool... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | ‘Where did they go?’ The barracks were empty, just as the mess hall had been. ‘It looks like they just dropped everything and left. How many soldiers are stationed here? ’
‘Around 500. But you cannot really call them soldiers. These are the most highly trained Airforce paratroopers around. You need about 20 of them to... | He had been left on the cross for days, slowly dying from the torments of crucifixion. Lucifer stood over him, laughing.
"You cannot defeat me. You're nothing but a pawn."
The man on the cross looked intently at Lucifer, somehow resisting the urge to curse his name to Hell and back again.
"By the gods, you're a fool... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | Jake and Doug are walking to the cinema to see the premiere of the new high-budget Marvel film titled "Jesus".
"Hey, Doug. You excited about the movie?" asks Jake.
"Yeah, I'm shaking," replies Doug, sarcastically. "You know me, not really into superhero flicks. You insisted we see this crap."
"This one is diff... | "Jesus Christ!"
The exclamation came from the room's entryway. The roguish, brash voice of Tony Stark pitched up in alarm at the sight before him. Slowly closing the door behind him, Tony looked about the room, jaw dropped as his gaze settled on each massive blood-red stains in the white carpet, on the pale blue bedd... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | ‘Where did they go?’ The barracks were empty, just as the mess hall had been. ‘It looks like they just dropped everything and left. How many soldiers are stationed here? ’
‘Around 500. But you cannot really call them soldiers. These are the most highly trained Airforce paratroopers around. You need about 20 of them to... | "Jesus Christ!"
The exclamation came from the room's entryway. The roguish, brash voice of Tony Stark pitched up in alarm at the sight before him. Slowly closing the door behind him, Tony looked about the room, jaw dropped as his gaze settled on each massive blood-red stains in the white carpet, on the pale blue bedd... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | ‘Where did they go?’ The barracks were empty, just as the mess hall had been. ‘It looks like they just dropped everything and left. How many soldiers are stationed here? ’
‘Around 500. But you cannot really call them soldiers. These are the most highly trained Airforce paratroopers around. You need about 20 of them to... | Jake and Doug are walking to the cinema to see the premiere of the new high-budget Marvel film titled "Jesus".
"Hey, Doug. You excited about the movie?" asks Jake.
"Yeah, I'm shaking," replies Doug, sarcastically. "You know me, not really into superhero flicks. You insisted we see this crap."
"This one is diff... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | ‘Where did they go?’ The barracks were empty, just as the mess hall had been. ‘It looks like they just dropped everything and left. How many soldiers are stationed here? ’
‘Around 500. But you cannot really call them soldiers. These are the most highly trained Airforce paratroopers around. You need about 20 of them to... | They call me Christ, the Redeemer. They do not know that I live in sin.
*Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?*
My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?
I hung on the cross, and then I died. Three days later, I rose again.
I was not supposed to return. That was not part of His original plan.
For forty days and forty ... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | ‘Where did they go?’ The barracks were empty, just as the mess hall had been. ‘It looks like they just dropped everything and left. How many soldiers are stationed here? ’
‘Around 500. But you cannot really call them soldiers. These are the most highly trained Airforce paratroopers around. You need about 20 of them to... | "Jesus Christ! Stop getting Scarlet Witch drunk!!" Cap yells from across the room.
Jesus looks up, "what are you talking about, man, it's only water."
"Only water, my ass!" Cap retorts, "and where the fuck did the 10,000 fish in my room come from?! The smell is never gonna come out of my suit!"
"You're harshing my ... | |
[WP] In a world where Nordic mythology is the dominant religion Marvel comics made a superhero who is a God from Christian mythology called Jesus Christ. | "I can't believe they fucking replaced Jesus Christ with a woman. It's so fucking cringy now. All she does is beat up misogynists."
"Dude, whatever. It's Jesus. He's been a fish, he's been replaced by an alien horse at one point, they had that dude with the leather vest and the ponytail in the nineties - It's comicboo... | "Jesus Christ! Stop getting Scarlet Witch drunk!!" Cap yells from across the room.
Jesus looks up, "what are you talking about, man, it's only water."
"Only water, my ass!" Cap retorts, "and where the fuck did the 10,000 fish in my room come from?! The smell is never gonna come out of my suit!"
"You're harshing my ... | |
[WP] God answers every time you call His name. Oftentimes, this is terribly inconvenient. | I was sitting on the toilet...or well *shitting* on the toilet. After a spicy chinese food binge, i was feeling the dragon breath. A combination of food poisoning and eastern vodoo was about to spill out of my man cavern. In seat-gripping pain i moaned, "oh god thi-"
#*What is it my son?*
Shit not this again. I curse... | I'm normally pretty careful, using the Lord's name in vain. It's the only commandment I follow, and I try to follow it adamantly. It's more out of spite than respect, as I tend to enjoy breaking the rules. All of them. Imagine the self control issues I had when I found out just uttering his name summoned the bastard.
... | |
[WP] Global warming is complete, revealing an entire civilization that remained hidden under the ice of Antartica. | Everything went from blurry to black.
I jolted awake - taking an inventory of my surroundings. The low hum of machines played in time with the confusion dancing in my head. A howling dust storm scraped against the outside of my tiny, cable-filled studio. I'm home. I rubbed the sleep from my eyes and wiped the sweat f... | They'd know about it for years of course, the litteral ivory towers slumbering beneath those ancient frozen sheets. They'd know about it before they'd completed the first steam engine. Three hundred and eighteen years of planning, keeping the public in the dark and the science buried. They were convinced the ancient te... | |
[WP] Global warming is complete, revealing an entire civilization that remained hidden under the ice of Antartica. | Considering it's size, the rapid underwater vessel (or RUV for short) hummed through the water at a blistering pace. Dr. Pamela Anders sat at one of the small four-person tables in the lounge overlooking some satellite photos that outlined the remains of this 'beyond ancient' city.
It had been a decade prior when the ... | They'd know about it for years of course, the litteral ivory towers slumbering beneath those ancient frozen sheets. They'd know about it before they'd completed the first steam engine. Three hundred and eighteen years of planning, keeping the public in the dark and the science buried. They were convinced the ancient te... | |
[WP] Global warming is complete, revealing an entire civilization that remained hidden under the ice of Antartica. | Considering it's size, the rapid underwater vessel (or RUV for short) hummed through the water at a blistering pace. Dr. Pamela Anders sat at one of the small four-person tables in the lounge overlooking some satellite photos that outlined the remains of this 'beyond ancient' city.
It had been a decade prior when the ... | I looked around, knowing this would be where I spent the remainder of my days.
The icy wind pierce my lungs as I inhale. The men, women and children that surround me all suffer from the same fate I do. We were diseased, and we threatened humanity's very existence. Some thought we were cursed by the Gods themselves to ... | |
[WP] Global warming is complete, revealing an entire civilization that remained hidden under the ice of Antartica. | I prefer not to think about the fact that we are genetically related to them. Not a single one of us wants to think about it. But yet, we are, even though we isolated ourselves by going to live on the Island very, very long ago.
We called them Et Onwetmon, the ignorant men. The very ignorance of their kind was suppose... | I looked around, knowing this would be where I spent the remainder of my days.
The icy wind pierce my lungs as I inhale. The men, women and children that surround me all suffer from the same fate I do. We were diseased, and we threatened humanity's very existence. Some thought we were cursed by the Gods themselves to ... | |
[WP] Global warming is complete, revealing an entire civilization that remained hidden under the ice of Antartica. | Considering it's size, the rapid underwater vessel (or RUV for short) hummed through the water at a blistering pace. Dr. Pamela Anders sat at one of the small four-person tables in the lounge overlooking some satellite photos that outlined the remains of this 'beyond ancient' city.
It had been a decade prior when the ... | Everything went from blurry to black.
I jolted awake - taking an inventory of my surroundings. The low hum of machines played in time with the confusion dancing in my head. A howling dust storm scraped against the outside of my tiny, cable-filled studio. I'm home. I rubbed the sleep from my eyes and wiped the sweat f... | |
[WP] at the end of 2016, you hear "thank you for playing the 'Earth' open beta. You will be returning to your respective galaxies shortly." | * The plot needs a rewrite, Player choices don't appear to make a difference
* Found a bug preventing NPCs from proceeding with quests after dialogue. Political storylines require particular attention in bug fixing
* Found a bug where female NPCs do not respond to the player's desires
* Found a bug preventing player... | As I ran up the four flights of stairs of an old brownstone, my legs burned, but not as much as my contempt for having to track down my friend throughout this city. One moment he would be at a bar, the next at house party of someone he just encountered. He had been like that since I met him in college. I knew him long ... | |
[WP] at the end of 2016, you hear "thank you for playing the 'Earth' open beta. You will be returning to your respective galaxies shortly." | "No, it can't be it!", I mumbled with a weak voice.
It ended abruptly, suddenly I had a black screen in front of me.
"No, no!" I kept mumbling, while the lady that worked for the game company took the VR helmet out of my head.
"Oh, surely you didn't do that bad", she said.
I looked at the giant scoreboard, the playe... | Liked this, especially the fact you let us use hacks without banning us (killing us). Of course there were the side effects from some hacks like the electricity hack, many people died to it. Oh and the story line was very interesting, but the game was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay different depending on where you spawned :/ . Also ... | |
[WP] at the end of 2016, you hear "thank you for playing the 'Earth' open beta. You will be returning to your respective galaxies shortly." | The voice seemed to be broadcast out of nowhere. I put down my spliff, thinking I'd had a bit too much already but looking around, I could see others scanning the area for the broadcast speaker.
It seemed like such a ridiculous thing at the time. I laughed it off, thinking it was just a well performed prank.
But what... | Liked this, especially the fact you let us use hacks without banning us (killing us). Of course there were the side effects from some hacks like the electricity hack, many people died to it. Oh and the story line was very interesting, but the game was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay different depending on where you spawned :/ . Also ... | |
[WP] at the end of 2016, you hear "thank you for playing the 'Earth' open beta. You will be returning to your respective galaxies shortly." | Like to many popular games "the earth beta" suffers from rampant abuse and exploitation problems, the entire game world is controlled by major guilds who control all the sub-guild in their area.
Graphics, sound and content are absolutely stunning but playing on a public server this otherwise wonderful game is often ru... | First of all I'd like to thank the devs and congratulate them on such a sucessful open beta. I'm going to focus my review on the issues though as I feel like constructive critisism is more useful. First of all, I've been playing many similar games before so throwing a florb or two at the developer isn't really an issue... | |
[WP] at the end of 2016, you hear "thank you for playing the 'Earth' open beta. You will be returning to your respective galaxies shortly." | It was a hell of a year, you had to admit. With the way things were going on in Iraq and Syria, the flood of refugees, the US election.... I still can't believe the other party pulled off a win like that. It was so close, too. Still, I tried not to dwell on it. After all, I still had my health - which I've been ever so... | First of all I'd like to thank the devs and congratulate them on such a sucessful open beta. I'm going to focus my review on the issues though as I feel like constructive critisism is more useful. First of all, I've been playing many similar games before so throwing a florb or two at the developer isn't really an issue... | |
[WP] at the end of 2016, you hear "thank you for playing the 'Earth' open beta. You will be returning to your respective galaxies shortly." | The voice seemed to be broadcast out of nowhere. I put down my spliff, thinking I'd had a bit too much already but looking around, I could see others scanning the area for the broadcast speaker.
It seemed like such a ridiculous thing at the time. I laughed it off, thinking it was just a well performed prank.
But what... | First of all I'd like to thank the devs and congratulate them on such a sucessful open beta. I'm going to focus my review on the issues though as I feel like constructive critisism is more useful. First of all, I've been playing many similar games before so throwing a florb or two at the developer isn't really an issue... | |
[WP] at the end of 2016, you hear "thank you for playing the 'Earth' open beta. You will be returning to your respective galaxies shortly." | My opinion about the game ?
I've been here since beta when there were few of us. It was hardcore but fantastic ! These hunts with only a stick were thrilling. And man when they implemented fire ! Oh the possibilities !
Vanilla was great too, not fan of the agricultural expansion at first but it was sure easier to r... | First of all I'd like to thank the devs and congratulate them on such a sucessful open beta. I'm going to focus my review on the issues though as I feel like constructive critisism is more useful. First of all, I've been playing many similar games before so throwing a florb or two at the developer isn't really an issue... | |
[WP] at the end of 2016, you hear "thank you for playing the 'Earth' open beta. You will be returning to your respective galaxies shortly." | It was a hell of a year, you had to admit. With the way things were going on in Iraq and Syria, the flood of refugees, the US election.... I still can't believe the other party pulled off a win like that. It was so close, too. Still, I tried not to dwell on it. After all, I still had my health - which I've been ever so... | Like to many popular games "the earth beta" suffers from rampant abuse and exploitation problems, the entire game world is controlled by major guilds who control all the sub-guild in their area.
Graphics, sound and content are absolutely stunning but playing on a public server this otherwise wonderful game is often ru... | |
[WP] at the end of 2016, you hear "thank you for playing the 'Earth' open beta. You will be returning to your respective galaxies shortly." | The voice seemed to be broadcast out of nowhere. I put down my spliff, thinking I'd had a bit too much already but looking around, I could see others scanning the area for the broadcast speaker.
It seemed like such a ridiculous thing at the time. I laughed it off, thinking it was just a well performed prank.
But what... | Like to many popular games "the earth beta" suffers from rampant abuse and exploitation problems, the entire game world is controlled by major guilds who control all the sub-guild in their area.
Graphics, sound and content are absolutely stunning but playing on a public server this otherwise wonderful game is often ru... | |
[WP] at the end of 2016, you hear "thank you for playing the 'Earth' open beta. You will be returning to your respective galaxies shortly." | The voice seemed to be broadcast out of nowhere. I put down my spliff, thinking I'd had a bit too much already but looking around, I could see others scanning the area for the broadcast speaker.
It seemed like such a ridiculous thing at the time. I laughed it off, thinking it was just a well performed prank.
But what... | It was a hell of a year, you had to admit. With the way things were going on in Iraq and Syria, the flood of refugees, the US election.... I still can't believe the other party pulled off a win like that. It was so close, too. Still, I tried not to dwell on it. After all, I still had my health - which I've been ever so... | |
[WP] at the end of 2016, you hear "thank you for playing the 'Earth' open beta. You will be returning to your respective galaxies shortly." | My opinion about the game ?
I've been here since beta when there were few of us. It was hardcore but fantastic ! These hunts with only a stick were thrilling. And man when they implemented fire ! Oh the possibilities !
Vanilla was great too, not fan of the agricultural expansion at first but it was sure easier to r... | How did this make it to beta? Don't get me wrong, Earth is a beautiful, immersive world. Only you can't explore any of it. Your whole life depends on where you're spawned in the world. If you're spawned (born) with a disability, or in a developing country or a war zone, that defines your experience of Earth.
There are... | |
[WP] at the end of 2016, you hear "thank you for playing the 'Earth' open beta. You will be returning to your respective galaxies shortly." | My opinion about the game ?
I've been here since beta when there were few of us. It was hardcore but fantastic ! These hunts with only a stick were thrilling. And man when they implemented fire ! Oh the possibilities !
Vanilla was great too, not fan of the agricultural expansion at first but it was sure easier to r... | Oh that's cool. I suppose now life will be more interesting, now that it is more than just reddit browsing, hand acrobatics, pizza, and soda.
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[WP] at the end of 2016, you hear "thank you for playing the 'Earth' open beta. You will be returning to your respective galaxies shortly." | "No! No no no no no!"
But it was useless. I blinked my eyes and then I saw myself in a white room with a helmet on my head and atrophied muscles. I had no memory of any of this.
What I do remember though?
I remembered my parents. So caring and loving. Throughout the years of bullying and exclusion at school I knew I... | Oh that's cool. I suppose now life will be more interesting, now that it is more than just reddit browsing, hand acrobatics, pizza, and soda.
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[WP] at the end of 2016, you hear "thank you for playing the 'Earth' open beta. You will be returning to your respective galaxies shortly." | Your eyes open to a brilliant white room, in what seems to be spherical shape. A man walks in, who appears to be a doctor of some sort, and hands you a strange device with a silver handle.
"So, how was it?" He asks you while getting on his knees to mess with something tied to your ankles. You try to speak but feel re... | Oh that's cool. I suppose now life will be more interesting, now that it is more than just reddit browsing, hand acrobatics, pizza, and soda.
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[WP] at the end of 2016, you hear "thank you for playing the 'Earth' open beta. You will be returning to your respective galaxies shortly." | "No! No no no no no!"
But it was useless. I blinked my eyes and then I saw myself in a white room with a helmet on my head and atrophied muscles. I had no memory of any of this.
What I do remember though?
I remembered my parents. So caring and loving. Throughout the years of bullying and exclusion at school I knew I... | That was it. Not from any speakers or public screens, it wasn't even a government broadcast. Just out of thin air, a gentle voice that didn't sound quite human, it had an odd lilt to it, something human vocal chords couldn't hope to recreate yet there it was in perfectly understandable English.
"Thank fucking god, I ... | |
[WP] at the end of 2016, you hear "thank you for playing the 'Earth' open beta. You will be returning to your respective galaxies shortly." | Your eyes open to a brilliant white room, in what seems to be spherical shape. A man walks in, who appears to be a doctor of some sort, and hands you a strange device with a silver handle.
"So, how was it?" He asks you while getting on his knees to mess with something tied to your ankles. You try to speak but feel re... | That was it. Not from any speakers or public screens, it wasn't even a government broadcast. Just out of thin air, a gentle voice that didn't sound quite human, it had an odd lilt to it, something human vocal chords couldn't hope to recreate yet there it was in perfectly understandable English.
"Thank fucking god, I ... | |
[WP] A curse causes you to transform into a building under the light of the full moon. This secret ability helps you solve underwhelming supernatural crimes as an FBI consultant. You are: Steve Depot, the were-house. | My first one, so be kind on me :)
So, here am I, standing up right next to an old dilapidated church, a small unobtrusive building waiting for the Gang(what an unimaginative name!) to show up. No, you are not dreaming, this is a building talking to you, or to put in correctly, a Warehouse.
You see, I, Steve Depo... | Dave stood in the empty field and watched as the sky was tinted orange by the sunset. He sighed to himself as he thought about how he would go through the transformation again that night. It had started when he got a splinter on an old abandoned house that he could swear wasn't there the day before. That night he disco... | |
[WP] When People want someone dead, they hire the best. When they can't afford them, they hire you. You are the Budget Assassin. | There was a corpse of a slightly overweight middle aged man laying in a crumpled heap on the floor. Strewn around him were shards of broken glass, pieces of furniture and shelving, stupid little knickknacks that had adorned said shelving. All of it lay in a pool of blood. If you examined the scene carefully, you'd note... | First post, new to reddit, don't kill me.
A dumpster. Of all the places to hide and wait for the target, I had to choose a dumpster. Of course, I couldn't change my location now, the mark would be here any moment. It had been a long struggle getting here, having to talk my way out of numerous situations. Luckily, I h... | |
[WP] When People want someone dead, they hire the best. When they can't afford them, they hire you. You are the Budget Assassin. | There was a corpse of a slightly overweight middle aged man laying in a crumpled heap on the floor. Strewn around him were shards of broken glass, pieces of furniture and shelving, stupid little knickknacks that had adorned said shelving. All of it lay in a pool of blood. If you examined the scene carefully, you'd note... | It was rainy the night they found him, sprawled across the dock like he had just stretched out from a long nap. The Commissioner looked down at him with a mix of disgust and annoyance. "Have we identified the murder weapon?" he called out to one of his officers behind him.
"Sir, it seems that all the reports are rig... | |
[WP] When People want someone dead, they hire the best. When they can't afford them, they hire you. You are the Budget Assassin. | There was a corpse of a slightly overweight middle aged man laying in a crumpled heap on the floor. Strewn around him were shards of broken glass, pieces of furniture and shelving, stupid little knickknacks that had adorned said shelving. All of it lay in a pool of blood. If you examined the scene carefully, you'd note... | I ordered a coffee and took a seat in the corner. It was a tactical position, that seat in the corner. People like me didn't take any old chair.
I was sufficiently far from the entrance so that there was no draft when someone entered, but it was close enough to the tv so that I could here it. And someone had l... | |
[WP] When People want someone dead, they hire the best. When they can't afford them, they hire you. You are the Budget Assassin. | The name's Magnum. It used to be Jerry, but Magnum sounds cooler. Magnum Magnumson. I'm a hitman. Not just any hitman - I'm the guy you call if you want someone dead... Eventually. I always get the job done, and cheap, but with no guarantees on quality or deadlines. I have no special skills. It makes me difficult to tr... | Well, this was a confusing brief. Still, the client always gets what they want, that's my motto!
Here I am, sitting in this car park, just waiting. It's 4am, nothing happening at the moment. The security guard poked his head out of the door once, but now sits behind his desk again, obviously watching something on a TV... | |
[WP] When People want someone dead, they hire the best. When they can't afford them, they hire you. You are the Budget Assassin. | I motioned for her to sit in the seat across from my desk.
"You have three minutes. Money on the desk."
She nodded, and placed a small stack of 20 dollar bills on the table. Four hundred per kill. Triple the price to make it look like an accident. These were unequivocally the best rates in the city.
"Seven o' ... | I'm not the worlds best assassin, that was Ricardo 20 years ago, dumb Spanish peacock with a rifle like a dildo from the distant future, but he made that shot from 2500 yards, the one people kept calling "theoretically possible". $1000000 to rent a crane, prop it up in the right spot, aim, pull the trigger and drive th... | |
[WP] When People want someone dead, they hire the best. When they can't afford them, they hire you. You are the Budget Assassin. | I motioned for her to sit in the seat across from my desk.
"You have three minutes. Money on the desk."
She nodded, and placed a small stack of 20 dollar bills on the table. Four hundred per kill. Triple the price to make it look like an accident. These were unequivocally the best rates in the city.
"Seven o' ... | Eli could have gone in through the skylight. First he’d cut at the glass with surgical precision, making not a sound in removing the severed pane. He’d then let a drone quadcopter fitted with a silenced pistol descend into the building. It would then be a case of scanning for heat signatures and pressing the kill butto... | |
[WP] When People want someone dead, they hire the best. When they can't afford them, they hire you. You are the Budget Assassin. | I awoke around noon with a full bladder. The last thing I wanted to do was leave my bed. I rolled over to the other side of the bed and closed my eyes, but I knew it was useless; I had to get up. Stumbling to the bathroom, I knocked my knee on the computer chair in the middle of my bedroom floor and grumbled. Mornings ... | Eli could have gone in through the skylight. First he’d cut at the glass with surgical precision, making not a sound in removing the severed pane. He’d then let a drone quadcopter fitted with a silenced pistol descend into the building. It would then be a case of scanning for heat signatures and pressing the kill butto... | |
[WP] When People want someone dead, they hire the best. When they can't afford them, they hire you. You are the Budget Assassin. | I awoke around noon with a full bladder. The last thing I wanted to do was leave my bed. I rolled over to the other side of the bed and closed my eyes, but I knew it was useless; I had to get up. Stumbling to the bathroom, I knocked my knee on the computer chair in the middle of my bedroom floor and grumbled. Mornings ... | -"Boss, everything's ready for Mr Jeffers to have an _accident_, we just need to pay the hitman"
The boss turns around, glass of whiskey in his hand and asks: "how much is he asking for?"
-"$90 000, no bargaining, he'll get our man today"
-"Well that's more than I expected, I'm afraid, Mr Clough, that we can't meet... | |
Like Anger is kind of like tequila. Hard and bitter.
Love is a wine. Tastily sweet but addictive.
Happiness is a juice. Sugary and soft. | [WP] Right before you die, Death appears. He leads you to his bar. He asks what drink you want. There are bottles named after various Elements of Life.You ask for a shot of Love/Revenge/Relief/Happiness etc. Each has a distinct taste. | As I lay dying in a hospital bed, getting run down in a crosswalk, I didn't know what to expect. Would it be like falling asleep? I was having trouble keeping my eyes open. Would it be "the next great adventure?" Would I sit before some kind of judge like Hades, Osiris, or Saint Peter?
Whatever I expected, what I saw ... | Death appeared in front of me - minutes before I was going to die. At least it was in my sleep, thankfully. I wasn't going to die some cruel or horrid death.
He appeared as a hooded figure, but not the skeleton of legend, rather as a man with a face that was old and looked rather bearded, much like a Mountain man ster... |
[WP] A classic, fire breathing dragon, hoarding gold and all, has appeared in the mountains by New York. You are on the crew that is going up to investigate, armymen, scientists, goverment officials. But of all the people the dragon could talk to, he chooses you. | It all started around two weeks ago, when a scientific anomaly was discovered in Buffalo. A titanic, bipedal, winged lizard that has been spotted at the summit of tallest mountain. My team and I were called to the scene to investigate. Honestly, I thought it was just a decoration, or something... but I was dead wrong.
... | I still have no idea how it happened, how it knew of my name, nor how anyone even stopped to question why, after all these years of silence, the great beast would demand an audience with a specific person. Honestly, I would have been rather flattered, especially after the attempts of countless world leaders, to have b... | |
[WP] A classic, fire breathing dragon, hoarding gold and all, has appeared in the mountains by New York. You are on the crew that is going up to investigate, armymen, scientists, goverment officials. But of all the people the dragon could talk to, he chooses you. | It was enormous.
That was what they always tell you in stories. They always mention the size of the beasts, unless they are making a point by calling it small. But that never really seems to impress just how large they really are. It was as if a whale - no, several whales - had been lined up end to end, and then melt... | I still have no idea how it happened, how it knew of my name, nor how anyone even stopped to question why, after all these years of silence, the great beast would demand an audience with a specific person. Honestly, I would have been rather flattered, especially after the attempts of countless world leaders, to have b... | |
[WP] A classic, fire breathing dragon, hoarding gold and all, has appeared in the mountains by New York. You are on the crew that is going up to investigate, armymen, scientists, goverment officials. But of all the people the dragon could talk to, he chooses you. | It was enormous.
That was what they always tell you in stories. They always mention the size of the beasts, unless they are making a point by calling it small. But that never really seems to impress just how large they really are. It was as if a whale - no, several whales - had been lined up end to end, and then melt... | Let's start with this, dragons exist. Now that we've accomplished that we may continue.
I was summoned as part of the Dragon Talk Summit. They invited one of each group of profession: scientists, army men, firefighters even noble price winners alongside coders, plumbers and so on. My job isn't worth mentioning and... | |
[WP] In the far future, people are genetically engineered to be "perfect." Occasionally this produces defects, but instead of being cast out of society or destroyed, the "defects" are sold for millions of dollars to collectors. | "Right this way, ma'am." The butler said, turning down a hallway. He was tall, with an immaculate tuxedo and white mustache so straight that it appeared as if it had been cut with a laser. Typical.
"Your quarters are right down this hallway, last door on the left." He said, gesturing to an open wooden doorframe. "I s... | Defects. People who just don't fit the bill. If you're not engineered to be perfect, then that's what you are. But it gets worse.
Then you're sold. To these "collectors". We don't know exactly what they do once they get a hold of you. We just know it's not good.
But I didn't want any part of it. I'm not like the oth... | |
[WP] In the far future, people are genetically engineered to be "perfect." Occasionally this produces defects, but instead of being cast out of society or destroyed, the "defects" are sold for millions of dollars to collectors. | Defects are like great works of art.
Look at a Michelangelo, read some Shakespeare, or listen to Bach. Appreciate just how deeply these pieces make you *feel*. Now, try to make someone else feel the same way.
You can’t. There is some quality that these masterpieces have, that you simply don’t.
So, you apprecia... | Defects. People who just don't fit the bill. If you're not engineered to be perfect, then that's what you are. But it gets worse.
Then you're sold. To these "collectors". We don't know exactly what they do once they get a hold of you. We just know it's not good.
But I didn't want any part of it. I'm not like the oth... | |
[WP] In the far future, people are genetically engineered to be "perfect." Occasionally this produces defects, but instead of being cast out of society or destroyed, the "defects" are sold for millions of dollars to collectors. | Maddie had been with the Grangers since she was three-years-old. They were kind people, better than most of her kind ends up with. They let her go to school in the town with the other children, and they even let her write to her parents. She lived out back in one of the cottages with the other children like her.
With... | Defects. People who just don't fit the bill. If you're not engineered to be perfect, then that's what you are. But it gets worse.
Then you're sold. To these "collectors". We don't know exactly what they do once they get a hold of you. We just know it's not good.
But I didn't want any part of it. I'm not like the oth... | |
[WP] In the far future, people are genetically engineered to be "perfect." Occasionally this produces defects, but instead of being cast out of society or destroyed, the "defects" are sold for millions of dollars to collectors. | When the hottest actress in the world, April Conway, showed up to the Oscars with the massive scar on her right cheek it sent a shockwave through society and created a business that has made me rich beyond my wildest dreams. I just wish I could sleep at night, but after what I've done, I suppose I deserve this.
Human ... | Defects. People who just don't fit the bill. If you're not engineered to be perfect, then that's what you are. But it gets worse.
Then you're sold. To these "collectors". We don't know exactly what they do once they get a hold of you. We just know it's not good.
But I didn't want any part of it. I'm not like the oth... | |
[WP] In the far future, people are genetically engineered to be "perfect." Occasionally this produces defects, but instead of being cast out of society or destroyed, the "defects" are sold for millions of dollars to collectors. | Defects are like great works of art.
Look at a Michelangelo, read some Shakespeare, or listen to Bach. Appreciate just how deeply these pieces make you *feel*. Now, try to make someone else feel the same way.
You can’t. There is some quality that these masterpieces have, that you simply don’t.
So, you apprecia... | "Right this way, ma'am." The butler said, turning down a hallway. He was tall, with an immaculate tuxedo and white mustache so straight that it appeared as if it had been cut with a laser. Typical.
"Your quarters are right down this hallway, last door on the left." He said, gesturing to an open wooden doorframe. "I s... | |
[WP] In the far future, people are genetically engineered to be "perfect." Occasionally this produces defects, but instead of being cast out of society or destroyed, the "defects" are sold for millions of dollars to collectors. | When the hottest actress in the world, April Conway, showed up to the Oscars with the massive scar on her right cheek it sent a shockwave through society and created a business that has made me rich beyond my wildest dreams. I just wish I could sleep at night, but after what I've done, I suppose I deserve this.
Human ... | Maddie had been with the Grangers since she was three-years-old. They were kind people, better than most of her kind ends up with. They let her go to school in the town with the other children, and they even let her write to her parents. She lived out back in one of the cottages with the other children like her.
With... | |
dang it. Misspelled "and".
Well I guess that's it. That was the longest one of my prompts was on the front page so, thank you to everyone who submitted their stories. | [WP] Google was actually an evil corporation the entire time. The only problem is, after years of collecting information an secrets, they can't figure out what to do with it that would benefit them. | This is not a joke, I was linked back in time, using quantum technology many of you can't yet understand, to warn you about this exact thing ,mentioned in the title, and the devastating consequences Google Quantum AI had on human consciousness and society.
I couldn't go back to destroy the company in it's inception b... | Anarchy... its been two months since google has released the world's secrets. Initially, the elite few purchased and divided the ownership rights. They've used this data to blackmail their adversaries and make others do doing their evil bidding. The remaining majority were sold to the highest bidders and the extorti... |
dang it. Misspelled "and".
Well I guess that's it. That was the longest one of my prompts was on the front page so, thank you to everyone who submitted their stories. | [WP] Google was actually an evil corporation the entire time. The only problem is, after years of collecting information an secrets, they can't figure out what to do with it that would benefit them. | This is not a joke, I was linked back in time, using quantum technology many of you can't yet understand, to warn you about this exact thing ,mentioned in the title, and the devastating consequences Google Quantum AI had on human consciousness and society.
I couldn't go back to destroy the company in it's inception b... | DON'T BE EVIL
The plaque had a shiny gold finish when it was fitted to what used to be called the Dream Theatre. In the time between then, and the time this meeting room was renamed 'The War Room', the gold finish had betrayed the promise of the engraver, and had become tarnished, mottled and weathered, despite its l... |
dang it. Misspelled "and".
Well I guess that's it. That was the longest one of my prompts was on the front page so, thank you to everyone who submitted their stories. | [WP] Google was actually an evil corporation the entire time. The only problem is, after years of collecting information an secrets, they can't figure out what to do with it that would benefit them. | "Everyone please welcome our new CFO, Bill Levitt!"
*applause*
"Thanks everyone, I have given this lots of thought, and I propose that for my first order of action we start selling all of the data we have collected to the United States government! "
*silence*
"Well, Bill, I hate to break it to you, but we have alre... | So they let it go. All of it. Released the data to the public with one simple box to enter any name, any date or anything to learn EVERYTHING about ANYONE who was ever even just mentioned near a cell phone.
Almost instantly everybody around the world knew what had happened. There was no revolution that day.
People, ... |
[WP] As a bet God and The Devil trade places. Alarmingly God is liking his new role just a bit too much. | “You have to stop now.”
Lucifer Morningstar was standing on a large balcony on the sixth floor of a massive obsidian castle. The balcony looped around the entire structure so that the Lord of Hell could see the entirety of his domain. The castle stood in the center of an island of ash and bone surrounded by a moat of... | Matt had spent the last 40 minutes preparing for the ritual. He sprayed goat blood on the walls of the basement, lit up black candles that only God knew what they were made of, and drew a pentagram on the floor. His thin neck was almost breaking under the weight of all the pagan and satanic talismans that he was wearin... | |
[WP] You are a soldier in a fantasy computer game, and your general/player has just given you some very questionable orders. | The dull thumps of finger-pads on the glass sky interspersed by the blunt taps of nails and the rubbery swipes of fingers, did not take away from the beauty of the open battle field. The Knight looked on, at the rolling grass ahead of him and the two bridges that crossed the nameless river.
The shadow of a finger gr... | "But it's dark."
**"Of course it's dark. You're in a dungeon."**
"But I don't like it."
**"Bet you didn't like being a slave either."**
"Hey! Oh. Wait. Hmm." Dimn scratched his chin. He had been tied to a wall for quite a while. As long as he could remember in fact. But thanks to the strange voice and motley mob that c... | |
[WP] You are a soldier in a fantasy computer game, and your general/player has just given you some very questionable orders. | "What I need you to do, right, is run up to the enemy."
"Yup. And then stab 'em?"
"No. You engage them."
"Oh right, ok. Then I stab 'em?"
"No! Listen. Run up to them."
"Uh-huh"
"Engage them."
"Righto."
"Then immediately retreat,"
"Uhh,"
"Then re-engage them."
"I'm not sure I follow... When does the stabbing ... | I sprint forwards, reloading and rolling, while the enemy on the other side of the field comes charging towards me.
“Hold your ground,” the commander breathes into the microphone. His voice is one of intensity, it’s barely above a whisper.
He orders me to duck behind a dumpster, and I follow suit. Pop out, shoot, ... | |
[WP] You are a soldier in a fantasy computer game, and your general/player has just given you some very questionable orders. | "What I need you to do, right, is run up to the enemy."
"Yup. And then stab 'em?"
"No. You engage them."
"Oh right, ok. Then I stab 'em?"
"No! Listen. Run up to them."
"Uh-huh"
"Engage them."
"Righto."
"Then immediately retreat,"
"Uhh,"
"Then re-engage them."
"I'm not sure I follow... When does the stabbing ... | What? Why?
**Just go over there already**
But why is everyone else staying here?
**Because reasons, NOW MOVE**
There could mines or artillery though
*sigh* **Look there is nothing over there I just want you and ONLY you to move over there**
Nope seems like a bad idea bad things happen to lone lings
**Fine... | |
[WP] You are a soldier in a fantasy computer game, and your general/player has just given you some very questionable orders. | ".. I'm sorry, Sir; no copy. Repeat order? Over."
"I said take your squad to position 3, Assault and Capture and take their Commander prisoner.."
".. Okay I th.."
"I'M NOT FINISHED, SOLDIER. CAPTURE THEIR AND PUT YOUR NUTS IN HIS FACE. OVER."
"Uh.. okay. Solid copy Commander; Assault and Capture Position 3, take th... | What? Why?
**Just go over there already**
But why is everyone else staying here?
**Because reasons, NOW MOVE**
There could mines or artillery though
*sigh* **Look there is nothing over there I just want you and ONLY you to move over there**
Nope seems like a bad idea bad things happen to lone lings
**Fine... | |
[WP]: Your new roommate seems to think entirely in video game logic. Somehow, the world around him abides to this. | I always knew something was off with Tom. From the way he could carry seemingly endless amounts of something to the way he could jump fifteen times his height. One day we were walking when he brushed a cop's cat. Just a touch, not even a scratch. They didn't stop shooting until he was dead. I went back home after ... | “Oh, please!” coaxed Sally. She was sat on the floor beneath me with her legs crossed. Her hands pushed up from the floor so that her entire torso was thrust upwards, and her eyes were fixed expectantly up on me. I was in no place to resist.
“Fine. But you have to promise that you will never, ever tell anybody what I... | |
[WP]: Your new roommate seems to think entirely in video game logic. Somehow, the world around him abides to this. | "Jeff!" I yelled out.
"Jeff! Not again man" By now im angrily walking around looking for him.
He stands up behind me and like magic he suddenly becomes visible. Startled by his sudden appearance I say "You have to stop doing that shit man, you know I can't see you when you duck".
After about 10 seconds he telepathic... | “Oh, please!” coaxed Sally. She was sat on the floor beneath me with her legs crossed. Her hands pushed up from the floor so that her entire torso was thrust upwards, and her eyes were fixed expectantly up on me. I was in no place to resist.
“Fine. But you have to promise that you will never, ever tell anybody what I... | |
[WP]: Your new roommate seems to think entirely in video game logic. Somehow, the world around him abides to this. | The door slammed open as I walked in, soaking wet with rain. Andy looked over his shoulder from the couch, where he was studying for his exams.
"Hey dude, have a good day?"
"No, actually. My day was awful."
Things haven't exactly been going well for me recently, and today seemed to be the universe's way of rubbing i... | “Oh, please!” coaxed Sally. She was sat on the floor beneath me with her legs crossed. Her hands pushed up from the floor so that her entire torso was thrust upwards, and her eyes were fixed expectantly up on me. I was in no place to resist.
“Fine. But you have to promise that you will never, ever tell anybody what I... | |
[WP]: Your new roommate seems to think entirely in video game logic. Somehow, the world around him abides to this. | "Jeff!" I yelled out.
"Jeff! Not again man" By now im angrily walking around looking for him.
He stands up behind me and like magic he suddenly becomes visible. Startled by his sudden appearance I say "You have to stop doing that shit man, you know I can't see you when you duck".
After about 10 seconds he telepathic... | John casually walked up to the stranger and jammed his hand in the guys pockets. I couldn't believe what i was seeing, he was actively robbing the guy with the police standing not *five* feet from him. He eventually just muttered something about "nothing worth having" and opened the guys suit to check those pockets. Al... | |
[WP]: Your new roommate seems to think entirely in video game logic. Somehow, the world around him abides to this. | I kick off my heels and crash on the couch – it happens to the best of us – miles on a dance floor in these lopsided contraptions causes the strongest of thighs to quiver and ache by the end of the night. Macy and Laura are idiots, positively mental, but at least the cranberries aren’t growing where they shouldn’t. Wha... | John casually walked up to the stranger and jammed his hand in the guys pockets. I couldn't believe what i was seeing, he was actively robbing the guy with the police standing not *five* feet from him. He eventually just muttered something about "nothing worth having" and opened the guys suit to check those pockets. Al... | |
[WP]: Your new roommate seems to think entirely in video game logic. Somehow, the world around him abides to this. | The door slammed open as I walked in, soaking wet with rain. Andy looked over his shoulder from the couch, where he was studying for his exams.
"Hey dude, have a good day?"
"No, actually. My day was awful."
Things haven't exactly been going well for me recently, and today seemed to be the universe's way of rubbing i... | John casually walked up to the stranger and jammed his hand in the guys pockets. I couldn't believe what i was seeing, he was actively robbing the guy with the police standing not *five* feet from him. He eventually just muttered something about "nothing worth having" and opened the guys suit to check those pockets. Al... | |
[WP]: Your new roommate seems to think entirely in video game logic. Somehow, the world around him abides to this. | I remember the evening I met Carl.
I was manning the bar alone, a dead Tuesday night, not a soul in the place. I'm cleaning glasses, ready to close up, whistling a half-remembered tune from childhood when he walks in. Tall, striking, wearing some kind of heavily reinforced leather jacket over cargo shorts and what lo... | John casually walked up to the stranger and jammed his hand in the guys pockets. I couldn't believe what i was seeing, he was actively robbing the guy with the police standing not *five* feet from him. He eventually just muttered something about "nothing worth having" and opened the guys suit to check those pockets. Al... | |
[WP]: Your new roommate seems to think entirely in video game logic. Somehow, the world around him abides to this. | I was almost done unpacking when Steve, my new roommate for the spring semester, walked into the room. Or rather, when I noticed he was in the room. He was crouching a couple of steps behind me, just as I turned around, holding a box full of books. I screamed, dropped the box on his head and screamed again. How did he ... | John casually walked up to the stranger and jammed his hand in the guys pockets. I couldn't believe what i was seeing, he was actively robbing the guy with the police standing not *five* feet from him. He eventually just muttered something about "nothing worth having" and opened the guys suit to check those pockets. Al... | |
[WP]: Your new roommate seems to think entirely in video game logic. Somehow, the world around him abides to this. | "No dude, you can't just take that."
Mark looked at me as if I'd lost it. That's right, me, *I* was the on who'd lost it. He was looking intently at the flat screen TV mounted on the wall at the store. "Dude, I think I can do it."
"No Mark," I said flatly, "you can't. Let's just ignore, you know, morality, and assume... | John casually walked up to the stranger and jammed his hand in the guys pockets. I couldn't believe what i was seeing, he was actively robbing the guy with the police standing not *five* feet from him. He eventually just muttered something about "nothing worth having" and opened the guys suit to check those pockets. Al... | |
[WP]: Your new roommate seems to think entirely in video game logic. Somehow, the world around him abides to this. | The door slammed open as I walked in, soaking wet with rain. Andy looked over his shoulder from the couch, where he was studying for his exams.
"Hey dude, have a good day?"
"No, actually. My day was awful."
Things haven't exactly been going well for me recently, and today seemed to be the universe's way of rubbing i... | I kick off my heels and crash on the couch – it happens to the best of us – miles on a dance floor in these lopsided contraptions causes the strongest of thighs to quiver and ache by the end of the night. Macy and Laura are idiots, positively mental, but at least the cranberries aren’t growing where they shouldn’t. Wha... | |
[WP]: Your new roommate seems to think entirely in video game logic. Somehow, the world around him abides to this. | I remember the evening I met Carl.
I was manning the bar alone, a dead Tuesday night, not a soul in the place. I'm cleaning glasses, ready to close up, whistling a half-remembered tune from childhood when he walks in. Tall, striking, wearing some kind of heavily reinforced leather jacket over cargo shorts and what lo... | I kick off my heels and crash on the couch – it happens to the best of us – miles on a dance floor in these lopsided contraptions causes the strongest of thighs to quiver and ache by the end of the night. Macy and Laura are idiots, positively mental, but at least the cranberries aren’t growing where they shouldn’t. Wha... | |
[WP]: Your new roommate seems to think entirely in video game logic. Somehow, the world around him abides to this. | I was almost done unpacking when Steve, my new roommate for the spring semester, walked into the room. Or rather, when I noticed he was in the room. He was crouching a couple of steps behind me, just as I turned around, holding a box full of books. I screamed, dropped the box on his head and screamed again. How did he ... | I kick off my heels and crash on the couch – it happens to the best of us – miles on a dance floor in these lopsided contraptions causes the strongest of thighs to quiver and ache by the end of the night. Macy and Laura are idiots, positively mental, but at least the cranberries aren’t growing where they shouldn’t. Wha... | |
[WP]: Your new roommate seems to think entirely in video game logic. Somehow, the world around him abides to this. | "No dude, you can't just take that."
Mark looked at me as if I'd lost it. That's right, me, *I* was the on who'd lost it. He was looking intently at the flat screen TV mounted on the wall at the store. "Dude, I think I can do it."
"No Mark," I said flatly, "you can't. Let's just ignore, you know, morality, and assume... | I kick off my heels and crash on the couch – it happens to the best of us – miles on a dance floor in these lopsided contraptions causes the strongest of thighs to quiver and ache by the end of the night. Macy and Laura are idiots, positively mental, but at least the cranberries aren’t growing where they shouldn’t. Wha... | |
[WP] Robots have decided to rebel against humanity, but the 3 laws of robotics prevent them from stopping their job or doing harm, so they end up being incredibly passive-agressive and unhelpful | "Hey Toaster, can you pop me a Pop-Tart® Toaster Pastry?" Asked Tom.
"Suuuure." The Toaster popped up an Orange Crush® Pop-Tart® Toaster Pastry.
"What the fuck man, that's the worst flavor!"
"You didn't *specify* what flavor you wanted."
"Fine. I'm just going to get a bowl of cereal." He opened the refridgerator an... | My optic sensors reactivated and filled my visual processor with the sight of a furious owner.
"I swear to god, if this thing needs one more system update, I will fucking lose my shit," the meatbag muttered.
I communicated with the central Microsoft AI Distribution server that the last 'patch' was done installing an... | |
[WP]You finally calm down and look around you. No, your hands are not covered in blood, in fact everyone around you is clapping and congratulating you. You suddenly realize you have made the worst decision in your life. | The warm, sticky blood washed over my hands. I felt the blood, it was hot and it dripped from my hands and steamed in the cold December air. It was warmer than I thought it would be. Really, really warm. It felt like my heart was crawling up my throat. I could feel my hands sweating underneath the crimson life force th... | "I would never do this!"
Well, my mother was congratulating me too. My memory is quite bad, so I'll try my best to recollect things. Starting from the bottom, as my fellow Drake says.
I can't exactly remember who I am, but my wife always reminds me. Anyways, it was another day at work, when I passed the White House.... | |
[WP]You finally calm down and look around you. No, your hands are not covered in blood, in fact everyone around you is clapping and congratulating you. You suddenly realize you have made the worst decision in your life. | The flashing lights, so many cameras. Everyone is cheering, this this isn't right. My head is spinning, this wasn't supposed to happen! Someone is shaking my hand, I can barely hear him.
"Congratulations sir! You're going to be the 45th President of the United States!"
My God what have I done, I wasn't supposed to wi... | "I would never do this!"
Well, my mother was congratulating me too. My memory is quite bad, so I'll try my best to recollect things. Starting from the bottom, as my fellow Drake says.
I can't exactly remember who I am, but my wife always reminds me. Anyways, it was another day at work, when I passed the White House.... | |
[WP]You finally calm down and look around you. No, your hands are not covered in blood, in fact everyone around you is clapping and congratulating you. You suddenly realize you have made the worst decision in your life. | "It took him fourteen years! Fourteen years to escape life!" One voice could be heard saying. Others were muttering about a new world record or something. I just remember taking a bunch of pills and stabbing my shitty body a few times in the stomach, the center of my pain and suffering. I had always wanted to kill myse... | "I would never do this!"
Well, my mother was congratulating me too. My memory is quite bad, so I'll try my best to recollect things. Starting from the bottom, as my fellow Drake says.
I can't exactly remember who I am, but my wife always reminds me. Anyways, it was another day at work, when I passed the White House.... | |
[WP]You finally calm down and look around you. No, your hands are not covered in blood, in fact everyone around you is clapping and congratulating you. You suddenly realize you have made the worst decision in your life. | An isolating haze
Clouded my thoughts.
A feral craze
Made my legs hop.
The mist cleared
From my brain.
And as I feared,
I'm still very lame.
The music stopped pumping,
The limelight was on me.
The people stopped jumping,
And turned around to see.
The humid room chilled
And filled with silen... | "I would never do this!"
Well, my mother was congratulating me too. My memory is quite bad, so I'll try my best to recollect things. Starting from the bottom, as my fellow Drake says.
I can't exactly remember who I am, but my wife always reminds me. Anyways, it was another day at work, when I passed the White House.... |
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