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[WP]You finally calm down and look around you. No, your hands are not covered in blood, in fact everyone around you is clapping and congratulating you. You suddenly realize you have made the worst decision in your life. | It was unstable, but nothing too fancy either. Brass and copper tubing, high pressure steam powering it, gyros and gears all intertwined in a collective web of machinery. But it worked.
Years was easy, months was harder, days was essentially impossible. The chance of instantaneously ripping through space and time, col... | "I would never do this!"
Well, my mother was congratulating me too. My memory is quite bad, so I'll try my best to recollect things. Starting from the bottom, as my fellow Drake says.
I can't exactly remember who I am, but my wife always reminds me. Anyways, it was another day at work, when I passed the White House.... | |
[WP]You finally calm down and look around you. No, your hands are not covered in blood, in fact everyone around you is clapping and congratulating you. You suddenly realize you have made the worst decision in your life. | It was unstable, but nothing too fancy either. Brass and copper tubing, high pressure steam powering it, gyros and gears all intertwined in a collective web of machinery. But it worked.
Years was easy, months was harder, days was essentially impossible. The chance of instantaneously ripping through space and time, col... | An isolating haze
Clouded my thoughts.
A feral craze
Made my legs hop.
The mist cleared
From my brain.
And as I feared,
I'm still very lame.
The music stopped pumping,
The limelight was on me.
The people stopped jumping,
And turned around to see.
The humid room chilled
And filled with silen... | |
[WP] Every human has a personal, invisible guardian, summoned by magic words long forgotten. You have just accidentally said the words. | As much as I hate to admit it, yes, I sing in the shower. I don't know why, but the hot water and soapy aromas get me in the zone to *SIIIIING*. Don't judge me.
Today was just like any other day. I took a shower, as was customary after a long workout, and pulled out my new *floral chocolate with pomegranate essence* s... | Falling over, I knock my lamp off the nightstand beside my bed. I grunt trying to further pull up my jeans. Standing back up, I jump until they slide over my hips and I button them in satisfaction. I look in the mirror proud of my accomplishment. My black hair trails down my back and I comb my fingers through it, tryin... | |
[WP] You accidentally punched '6666' into your ritual instead of '666', and have summoned Hypersatan. | I've seen some shit, I've seen a guys ribs tear themselves out of his chest and go flying off into the night like a bat made of barbecue, I once saw a 800 pound woman eat an entire dining set. In short my life tends to take me into some pretty fucked up situations. I'm a bartender by trade but something about the bar I... | The tang of blood hung heavy in the stagnant air, seeming to grow thicker by the minute as the chanting rose to a crescendo. Thirteen torches flickered and flared, the only light in the darkness, firelight reflecting off the pool of blood in the centre of the room, and off the open, empty eyes of the man lying in it. T... | |
[WP] You are a superhero. Your arch nemesis walks up to you, unmasks, then says, "I need your help." | There was a knock on the door. I wasn't sure what I was expecting, but it definitely wasn't this. Acid- My nemesis. He used his trademark hydrofluoric acid guns to break into bank vault, break people out of prison and blind anyone who got in his way. I leapt back, and took a defensive stance. "Get back! Get away! Help ... | "Dave, buddy, old friend... I need your help."
Catman took off his mask, his face was half melted.
"Fuck off!", I replied while grabbing his arms to handcuff them.
"They don't call me MrMerciless for nothing." | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | It had been a crazy year. Both sides had made mistakes. Just years earlier world governments realized an attack on humanity was a real possibility and decided to prepare for one. Our mistake was thinking an attack would come from the skies, from extraterrestrials. We were wrong.
March 22, 2021, 2:40AM. That's when it... | 'Sir, it's here'
'Thank you private. Nice to meet you, I'm General De Sancto, commander of this operation. May I have the privilege to learn your name?'
'The name is Beleth, and I see that you are prepare for the invasion of Hell.'
'Yes, the Alliance HQ want to send their thank for your cooperation. With your help w... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | In 2021 Hell invaded Earth. There was carnage and 10% of the world population centered around the big cities died in the first months. After that the world governments took measures against them. The fiends could no longer kill whoever they wanted. We started pushing them back to the very gate of hell.
But there was t... | 'Sir, it's here'
'Thank you private. Nice to meet you, I'm General De Sancto, commander of this operation. May I have the privilege to learn your name?'
'The name is Beleth, and I see that you are prepare for the invasion of Hell.'
'Yes, the Alliance HQ want to send their thank for your cooperation. With your help w... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | I was 32 when the first portal opened. At first, it went unnoticed by humanity, mostly confined to conspiracy websites and UFO nuts. It was located in the middle of the Pacific Northwest and no one had too much motive to check it out.
But once the earth cracked open, there was no stopping or denying the demon invasio... | 'Sir, it's here'
'Thank you private. Nice to meet you, I'm General De Sancto, commander of this operation. May I have the privilege to learn your name?'
'The name is Beleth, and I see that you are prepare for the invasion of Hell.'
'Yes, the Alliance HQ want to send their thank for your cooperation. With your help w... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Torsdag, Dey 02, 2021, at precisely 14:59:59 Greenwich Mean Time was the last moment of the common era. The following second, 40 black gateways opened around the planet and the era of Terra Satanica began. The demonic armies of Hell spilled out into the Earth like fire locusts and burned the ancient cities of humanity ... | 'Sir, it's here'
'Thank you private. Nice to meet you, I'm General De Sancto, commander of this operation. May I have the privilege to learn your name?'
'The name is Beleth, and I see that you are prepare for the invasion of Hell.'
'Yes, the Alliance HQ want to send their thank for your cooperation. With your help w... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | We didn't win.
That's the first thing you have to understand is that in the hellfire and destruction that began on April 21, 2021, we did not win. How could we? They brought holy might and abominations. Stuff of legends. Biblical. Apocalyptic. Name it, they had it.
We fell like dominoes, our spines mere matchsticks ... | 'Sir, it's here'
'Thank you private. Nice to meet you, I'm General De Sancto, commander of this operation. May I have the privilege to learn your name?'
'The name is Beleth, and I see that you are prepare for the invasion of Hell.'
'Yes, the Alliance HQ want to send their thank for your cooperation. With your help w... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | "Sir, the heat is more intense than we anticipated, we could harness the very fires of hell for unlimited energy! Fossil fuels will be a thing of the past!" The professor exclaimed.
"Then we shall prepare to invade. However this is their turf, we need preperation." Replied the President,"Hell believes there to be t... | 'Sir, it's here'
'Thank you private. Nice to meet you, I'm General De Sancto, commander of this operation. May I have the privilege to learn your name?'
'The name is Beleth, and I see that you are prepare for the invasion of Hell.'
'Yes, the Alliance HQ want to send their thank for your cooperation. With your help w... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | They arrived last year. At first the reports were ignored. The Possessed were either crazy from the start or hopped up on drugs. The murders were the work of wild animals. Then the Overlords arrived and Hell on Earth could no longer be denied.
The first year was a disaster every day. The mountain of dead, on the stree... | 'Sir, it's here'
'Thank you private. Nice to meet you, I'm General De Sancto, commander of this operation. May I have the privilege to learn your name?'
'The name is Beleth, and I see that you are prepare for the invasion of Hell.'
'Yes, the Alliance HQ want to send their thank for your cooperation. With your help w... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Zephriel was tired.
It had been a year - a long, brutally taxing year - since the humans' moral fiber had eroded The Spheres enough for Hell to begin leaking over into Earth.
The screams, the chaos - they had been exciting at first.
But kill a few million humans, burn a few cities - there were always *more* of them... | 'Sir, it's here'
'Thank you private. Nice to meet you, I'm General De Sancto, commander of this operation. May I have the privilege to learn your name?'
'The name is Beleth, and I see that you are prepare for the invasion of Hell.'
'Yes, the Alliance HQ want to send their thank for your cooperation. With your help w... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | The last testament of Praxel, A Lord of Hell.
When the gates began to crackle with energy again it was almost unknown to us, after thousands of years of dormancy the hope of venturing forth as kings and conquerors into the low worlds was all but lost. In a bout of wisdom the old man had stopped meddling in their affa... | 'Sir, it's here'
'Thank you private. Nice to meet you, I'm General De Sancto, commander of this operation. May I have the privilege to learn your name?'
'The name is Beleth, and I see that you are prepare for the invasion of Hell.'
'Yes, the Alliance HQ want to send their thank for your cooperation. With your help w... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Gather round the campfire, young ones, and I'll tell you the greatest story of old. You see, there was a time when we thought the stories of gods and monsters were just that - stories. But as you all know, early in the twenty-first Century, we realised we were living in one of those stories.
In the summer of 2020, the... | 'Sir, it's here'
'Thank you private. Nice to meet you, I'm General De Sancto, commander of this operation. May I have the privilege to learn your name?'
'The name is Beleth, and I see that you are prepare for the invasion of Hell.'
'Yes, the Alliance HQ want to send their thank for your cooperation. With your help w... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Another explosion rocked the hastily improvised command center. "Sir! The 4th circle has been breached!"
The current Commander of the hellish Host cursed bitterly "How?"
"More cute kittens sir. But this time there were also adorable *puppies*" Several demons shivered violently and the Command cursed again.
The hu... | 'Sir, it's here'
'Thank you private. Nice to meet you, I'm General De Sancto, commander of this operation. May I have the privilege to learn your name?'
'The name is Beleth, and I see that you are prepare for the invasion of Hell.'
'Yes, the Alliance HQ want to send their thank for your cooperation. With your help w... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | I was 32 when the first portal opened. At first, it went unnoticed by humanity, mostly confined to conspiracy websites and UFO nuts. It was located in the middle of the Pacific Northwest and no one had too much motive to check it out.
But once the earth cracked open, there was no stopping or denying the demon invasio... | As I sit in this car I realize that I should be feeling fear right now. Maybe if I try hard enough I’d be able to feel it, but I’m not going to look for it. No, I prefer this anger right now,this blood-red hatred flowing through my entire being right now. Flowing through all of us:Jeremy the lawyer, Larry the redneck ... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Torsdag, Dey 02, 2021, at precisely 14:59:59 Greenwich Mean Time was the last moment of the common era. The following second, 40 black gateways opened around the planet and the era of Terra Satanica began. The demonic armies of Hell spilled out into the Earth like fire locusts and burned the ancient cities of humanity ... | As I sit in this car I realize that I should be feeling fear right now. Maybe if I try hard enough I’d be able to feel it, but I’m not going to look for it. No, I prefer this anger right now,this blood-red hatred flowing through my entire being right now. Flowing through all of us:Jeremy the lawyer, Larry the redneck ... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | We didn't win.
That's the first thing you have to understand is that in the hellfire and destruction that began on April 21, 2021, we did not win. How could we? They brought holy might and abominations. Stuff of legends. Biblical. Apocalyptic. Name it, they had it.
We fell like dominoes, our spines mere matchsticks ... | As I sit in this car I realize that I should be feeling fear right now. Maybe if I try hard enough I’d be able to feel it, but I’m not going to look for it. No, I prefer this anger right now,this blood-red hatred flowing through my entire being right now. Flowing through all of us:Jeremy the lawyer, Larry the redneck ... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | "Sir, the heat is more intense than we anticipated, we could harness the very fires of hell for unlimited energy! Fossil fuels will be a thing of the past!" The professor exclaimed.
"Then we shall prepare to invade. However this is their turf, we need preperation." Replied the President,"Hell believes there to be t... | As I sit in this car I realize that I should be feeling fear right now. Maybe if I try hard enough I’d be able to feel it, but I’m not going to look for it. No, I prefer this anger right now,this blood-red hatred flowing through my entire being right now. Flowing through all of us:Jeremy the lawyer, Larry the redneck ... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Another explosion rocked the hastily improvised command center. "Sir! The 4th circle has been breached!"
The current Commander of the hellish Host cursed bitterly "How?"
"More cute kittens sir. But this time there were also adorable *puppies*" Several demons shivered violently and the Command cursed again.
The hu... | As I sit in this car I realize that I should be feeling fear right now. Maybe if I try hard enough I’d be able to feel it, but I’m not going to look for it. No, I prefer this anger right now,this blood-red hatred flowing through my entire being right now. Flowing through all of us:Jeremy the lawyer, Larry the redneck ... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | We didn't win.
That's the first thing you have to understand is that in the hellfire and destruction that began on April 21, 2021, we did not win. How could we? They brought holy might and abominations. Stuff of legends. Biblical. Apocalyptic. Name it, they had it.
We fell like dominoes, our spines mere matchsticks ... | Hi Guys,
First WP from myself. This topic made me do an account and start writing in my original language. Feel free to translate or to suggest editions.
Lo más fácil fue el primer contacto
Nuestros mares empezaron a hervir, nuestros volcanes a erupcionar, incluso el cielo se tiñó de un tinto oscuro con una corrient... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | "Sir, the heat is more intense than we anticipated, we could harness the very fires of hell for unlimited energy! Fossil fuels will be a thing of the past!" The professor exclaimed.
"Then we shall prepare to invade. However this is their turf, we need preperation." Replied the President,"Hell believes there to be t... | Hi Guys,
First WP from myself. This topic made me do an account and start writing in my original language. Feel free to translate or to suggest editions.
Lo más fácil fue el primer contacto
Nuestros mares empezaron a hervir, nuestros volcanes a erupcionar, incluso el cielo se tiñó de un tinto oscuro con una corrient... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | We didn't win.
That's the first thing you have to understand is that in the hellfire and destruction that began on April 21, 2021, we did not win. How could we? They brought holy might and abominations. Stuff of legends. Biblical. Apocalyptic. Name it, they had it.
We fell like dominoes, our spines mere matchsticks ... | "we did it!" Dr. Mandrake shouted as she rushed into The General's office.
The General turned from his advisors, holding up a hand to silence them. His bright blue eyes locked on the physicist. The gaze always left her a little unsettled, with his blue eyes clashing with his dusky skin.
"you did what?" the General ... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | "Sir, the heat is more intense than we anticipated, we could harness the very fires of hell for unlimited energy! Fossil fuels will be a thing of the past!" The professor exclaimed.
"Then we shall prepare to invade. However this is their turf, we need preperation." Replied the President,"Hell believes there to be t... | "we did it!" Dr. Mandrake shouted as she rushed into The General's office.
The General turned from his advisors, holding up a hand to silence them. His bright blue eyes locked on the physicist. The gaze always left her a little unsettled, with his blue eyes clashing with his dusky skin.
"you did what?" the General ... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | "Sir, the heat is more intense than we anticipated, we could harness the very fires of hell for unlimited energy! Fossil fuels will be a thing of the past!" The professor exclaimed.
"Then we shall prepare to invade. However this is their turf, we need preperation." Replied the President,"Hell believes there to be t... | They thought they had us.
They thought they could use the vilest of our dead to conquer and dominate us.
After a year of bringing chaos and destruction to the world, of attacking with fire and smoke, they thought that we would cower in fear of our demons.
They were wrong. Without civilian casualties take into accoun... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | They arrived last year. At first the reports were ignored. The Possessed were either crazy from the start or hopped up on drugs. The murders were the work of wild animals. Then the Overlords arrived and Hell on Earth could no longer be denied.
The first year was a disaster every day. The mountain of dead, on the stree... | It started in 2021. They invaded us, the denizens of Hell invaded us. Forming multiple portals all across the globe and mobilizing massive armies against all of humanity is an incredibly effective blitzkrieg. Nations fell to chaos in days, Earth itself becoming difficult to defend when you have no front to attack and n... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Zephriel was tired.
It had been a year - a long, brutally taxing year - since the humans' moral fiber had eroded The Spheres enough for Hell to begin leaking over into Earth.
The screams, the chaos - they had been exciting at first.
But kill a few million humans, burn a few cities - there were always *more* of them... | It started in 2021. They invaded us, the denizens of Hell invaded us. Forming multiple portals all across the globe and mobilizing massive armies against all of humanity is an incredibly effective blitzkrieg. Nations fell to chaos in days, Earth itself becoming difficult to defend when you have no front to attack and n... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Manifest Destiny. There was time when I used to believe that I had choice. I used to go to church everyday, tearing, thinking that one day God would bring me into heaven. My lungs were black from coal, my hands scared and caloused. I try my best with my kids, never hit them, buy them nintendos and pokemons. I worry tha... | It started in 2021. They invaded us, the denizens of Hell invaded us. Forming multiple portals all across the globe and mobilizing massive armies against all of humanity is an incredibly effective blitzkrieg. Nations fell to chaos in days, Earth itself becoming difficult to defend when you have no front to attack and n... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | The last testament of Praxel, A Lord of Hell.
When the gates began to crackle with energy again it was almost unknown to us, after thousands of years of dormancy the hope of venturing forth as kings and conquerors into the low worlds was all but lost. In a bout of wisdom the old man had stopped meddling in their affa... | It started in 2021. They invaded us, the denizens of Hell invaded us. Forming multiple portals all across the globe and mobilizing massive armies against all of humanity is an incredibly effective blitzkrieg. Nations fell to chaos in days, Earth itself becoming difficult to defend when you have no front to attack and n... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Gather round the campfire, young ones, and I'll tell you the greatest story of old. You see, there was a time when we thought the stories of gods and monsters were just that - stories. But as you all know, early in the twenty-first Century, we realised we were living in one of those stories.
In the summer of 2020, the... | It started in 2021. They invaded us, the denizens of Hell invaded us. Forming multiple portals all across the globe and mobilizing massive armies against all of humanity is an incredibly effective blitzkrieg. Nations fell to chaos in days, Earth itself becoming difficult to defend when you have no front to attack and n... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Polanski: HOLY FUCK THEY GOT TO EARTH?!
Rider: The demons? "Sigh", seems like taking over our station in Mars wasn't enough.
Polanski: Sir, please tell me we can kill them.
Rider: Yes and to kil- wait a second, my men just brung in a live demon, I'll bring the phone closer to it.
Rider: What's up jackass, you speak... | It started in 2021. They invaded us, the denizens of Hell invaded us. Forming multiple portals all across the globe and mobilizing massive armies against all of humanity is an incredibly effective blitzkrieg. Nations fell to chaos in days, Earth itself becoming difficult to defend when you have no front to attack and n... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Only five years prior no one would imagine a single global government or that a burgeoning 8 billion soul population would be savaged to half of that with whole regions of Earth completely depopulated. Evil had come to Earth and wore continental Europe as a cloak of flesh, initially in the form of renew desires and pus... | It started in 2021. They invaded us, the denizens of Hell invaded us. Forming multiple portals all across the globe and mobilizing massive armies against all of humanity is an incredibly effective blitzkrieg. Nations fell to chaos in days, Earth itself becoming difficult to defend when you have no front to attack and n... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Another explosion rocked the hastily improvised command center. "Sir! The 4th circle has been breached!"
The current Commander of the hellish Host cursed bitterly "How?"
"More cute kittens sir. But this time there were also adorable *puppies*" Several demons shivered violently and the Command cursed again.
The hu... | It started in 2021. They invaded us, the denizens of Hell invaded us. Forming multiple portals all across the globe and mobilizing massive armies against all of humanity is an incredibly effective blitzkrieg. Nations fell to chaos in days, Earth itself becoming difficult to defend when you have no front to attack and n... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | When they first rose from that damnable abyss we scattered like ants across the surface of the globe, but we didn't hide forever. Even within the first weeks those with weapons would conduct hit and run tactics against the ever encroaching army while those in charge attempted to put together a more suitable strategy. S... | It started in 2021. They invaded us, the denizens of Hell invaded us. Forming multiple portals all across the globe and mobilizing massive armies against all of humanity is an incredibly effective blitzkrieg. Nations fell to chaos in days, Earth itself becoming difficult to defend when you have no front to attack and n... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | "This was a bad idea." General Partridge stared across the bleak landscape as Private Graves approached him.
After a hard fought battle, the General's forces had made a grinding advancement up the fortified hill and had captured the outpost at its summit. The demon spawn had made hasty retreat, scurrying away from th... | It started in 2021. They invaded us, the denizens of Hell invaded us. Forming multiple portals all across the globe and mobilizing massive armies against all of humanity is an incredibly effective blitzkrieg. Nations fell to chaos in days, Earth itself becoming difficult to defend when you have no front to attack and n... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | The last testament of Praxel, A Lord of Hell.
When the gates began to crackle with energy again it was almost unknown to us, after thousands of years of dormancy the hope of venturing forth as kings and conquerors into the low worlds was all but lost. In a bout of wisdom the old man had stopped meddling in their affa... | It had been a crazy year. Both sides had made mistakes. Just years earlier world governments realized an attack on humanity was a real possibility and decided to prepare for one. Our mistake was thinking an attack would come from the skies, from extraterrestrials. We were wrong.
March 22, 2021, 2:40AM. That's when it... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Gather round the campfire, young ones, and I'll tell you the greatest story of old. You see, there was a time when we thought the stories of gods and monsters were just that - stories. But as you all know, early in the twenty-first Century, we realised we were living in one of those stories.
In the summer of 2020, the... | It had been a crazy year. Both sides had made mistakes. Just years earlier world governments realized an attack on humanity was a real possibility and decided to prepare for one. Our mistake was thinking an attack would come from the skies, from extraterrestrials. We were wrong.
March 22, 2021, 2:40AM. That's when it... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Another explosion rocked the hastily improvised command center. "Sir! The 4th circle has been breached!"
The current Commander of the hellish Host cursed bitterly "How?"
"More cute kittens sir. But this time there were also adorable *puppies*" Several demons shivered violently and the Command cursed again.
The hu... | It had been a crazy year. Both sides had made mistakes. Just years earlier world governments realized an attack on humanity was a real possibility and decided to prepare for one. Our mistake was thinking an attack would come from the skies, from extraterrestrials. We were wrong.
March 22, 2021, 2:40AM. That's when it... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Gather round the campfire, young ones, and I'll tell you the greatest story of old. You see, there was a time when we thought the stories of gods and monsters were just that - stories. But as you all know, early in the twenty-first Century, we realised we were living in one of those stories.
In the summer of 2020, the... | In 2021 Hell invaded Earth. There was carnage and 10% of the world population centered around the big cities died in the first months. After that the world governments took measures against them. The fiends could no longer kill whoever they wanted. We started pushing them back to the very gate of hell.
But there was t... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Another explosion rocked the hastily improvised command center. "Sir! The 4th circle has been breached!"
The current Commander of the hellish Host cursed bitterly "How?"
"More cute kittens sir. But this time there were also adorable *puppies*" Several demons shivered violently and the Command cursed again.
The hu... | In 2021 Hell invaded Earth. There was carnage and 10% of the world population centered around the big cities died in the first months. After that the world governments took measures against them. The fiends could no longer kill whoever they wanted. We started pushing them back to the very gate of hell.
But there was t... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Another explosion rocked the hastily improvised command center. "Sir! The 4th circle has been breached!"
The current Commander of the hellish Host cursed bitterly "How?"
"More cute kittens sir. But this time there were also adorable *puppies*" Several demons shivered violently and the Command cursed again.
The hu... | I was 32 when the first portal opened. At first, it went unnoticed by humanity, mostly confined to conspiracy websites and UFO nuts. It was located in the middle of the Pacific Northwest and no one had too much motive to check it out.
But once the earth cracked open, there was no stopping or denying the demon invasio... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | The last testament of Praxel, A Lord of Hell.
When the gates began to crackle with energy again it was almost unknown to us, after thousands of years of dormancy the hope of venturing forth as kings and conquerors into the low worlds was all but lost. In a bout of wisdom the old man had stopped meddling in their affa... | They arrived last year. At first the reports were ignored. The Possessed were either crazy from the start or hopped up on drugs. The murders were the work of wild animals. Then the Overlords arrived and Hell on Earth could no longer be denied.
The first year was a disaster every day. The mountain of dead, on the stree... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Gather round the campfire, young ones, and I'll tell you the greatest story of old. You see, there was a time when we thought the stories of gods and monsters were just that - stories. But as you all know, early in the twenty-first Century, we realised we were living in one of those stories.
In the summer of 2020, the... | They arrived last year. At first the reports were ignored. The Possessed were either crazy from the start or hopped up on drugs. The murders were the work of wild animals. Then the Overlords arrived and Hell on Earth could no longer be denied.
The first year was a disaster every day. The mountain of dead, on the stree... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Another explosion rocked the hastily improvised command center. "Sir! The 4th circle has been breached!"
The current Commander of the hellish Host cursed bitterly "How?"
"More cute kittens sir. But this time there were also adorable *puppies*" Several demons shivered violently and the Command cursed again.
The hu... | They arrived last year. At first the reports were ignored. The Possessed were either crazy from the start or hopped up on drugs. The murders were the work of wild animals. Then the Overlords arrived and Hell on Earth could no longer be denied.
The first year was a disaster every day. The mountain of dead, on the stree... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | The last testament of Praxel, A Lord of Hell.
When the gates began to crackle with energy again it was almost unknown to us, after thousands of years of dormancy the hope of venturing forth as kings and conquerors into the low worlds was all but lost. In a bout of wisdom the old man had stopped meddling in their affa... | Zephriel was tired.
It had been a year - a long, brutally taxing year - since the humans' moral fiber had eroded The Spheres enough for Hell to begin leaking over into Earth.
The screams, the chaos - they had been exciting at first.
But kill a few million humans, burn a few cities - there were always *more* of them... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Gather round the campfire, young ones, and I'll tell you the greatest story of old. You see, there was a time when we thought the stories of gods and monsters were just that - stories. But as you all know, early in the twenty-first Century, we realised we were living in one of those stories.
In the summer of 2020, the... | Zephriel was tired.
It had been a year - a long, brutally taxing year - since the humans' moral fiber had eroded The Spheres enough for Hell to begin leaking over into Earth.
The screams, the chaos - they had been exciting at first.
But kill a few million humans, burn a few cities - there were always *more* of them... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Another explosion rocked the hastily improvised command center. "Sir! The 4th circle has been breached!"
The current Commander of the hellish Host cursed bitterly "How?"
"More cute kittens sir. But this time there were also adorable *puppies*" Several demons shivered violently and the Command cursed again.
The hu... | Zephriel was tired.
It had been a year - a long, brutally taxing year - since the humans' moral fiber had eroded The Spheres enough for Hell to begin leaking over into Earth.
The screams, the chaos - they had been exciting at first.
But kill a few million humans, burn a few cities - there were always *more* of them... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | The last testament of Praxel, A Lord of Hell.
When the gates began to crackle with energy again it was almost unknown to us, after thousands of years of dormancy the hope of venturing forth as kings and conquerors into the low worlds was all but lost. In a bout of wisdom the old man had stopped meddling in their affa... | Manifest Destiny. There was time when I used to believe that I had choice. I used to go to church everyday, tearing, thinking that one day God would bring me into heaven. My lungs were black from coal, my hands scared and caloused. I try my best with my kids, never hit them, buy them nintendos and pokemons. I worry tha... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Gather round the campfire, young ones, and I'll tell you the greatest story of old. You see, there was a time when we thought the stories of gods and monsters were just that - stories. But as you all know, early in the twenty-first Century, we realised we were living in one of those stories.
In the summer of 2020, the... | Manifest Destiny. There was time when I used to believe that I had choice. I used to go to church everyday, tearing, thinking that one day God would bring me into heaven. My lungs were black from coal, my hands scared and caloused. I try my best with my kids, never hit them, buy them nintendos and pokemons. I worry tha... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Polanski: HOLY FUCK THEY GOT TO EARTH?!
Rider: The demons? "Sigh", seems like taking over our station in Mars wasn't enough.
Polanski: Sir, please tell me we can kill them.
Rider: Yes and to kil- wait a second, my men just brung in a live demon, I'll bring the phone closer to it.
Rider: What's up jackass, you speak... | Manifest Destiny. There was time when I used to believe that I had choice. I used to go to church everyday, tearing, thinking that one day God would bring me into heaven. My lungs were black from coal, my hands scared and caloused. I try my best with my kids, never hit them, buy them nintendos and pokemons. I worry tha... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Another explosion rocked the hastily improvised command center. "Sir! The 4th circle has been breached!"
The current Commander of the hellish Host cursed bitterly "How?"
"More cute kittens sir. But this time there were also adorable *puppies*" Several demons shivered violently and the Command cursed again.
The hu... | Manifest Destiny. There was time when I used to believe that I had choice. I used to go to church everyday, tearing, thinking that one day God would bring me into heaven. My lungs were black from coal, my hands scared and caloused. I try my best with my kids, never hit them, buy them nintendos and pokemons. I worry tha... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | When they first rose from that damnable abyss we scattered like ants across the surface of the globe, but we didn't hide forever. Even within the first weeks those with weapons would conduct hit and run tactics against the ever encroaching army while those in charge attempted to put together a more suitable strategy. S... | Manifest Destiny. There was time when I used to believe that I had choice. I used to go to church everyday, tearing, thinking that one day God would bring me into heaven. My lungs were black from coal, my hands scared and caloused. I try my best with my kids, never hit them, buy them nintendos and pokemons. I worry tha... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | "This was a bad idea." General Partridge stared across the bleak landscape as Private Graves approached him.
After a hard fought battle, the General's forces had made a grinding advancement up the fortified hill and had captured the outpost at its summit. The demon spawn had made hasty retreat, scurrying away from th... | Manifest Destiny. There was time when I used to believe that I had choice. I used to go to church everyday, tearing, thinking that one day God would bring me into heaven. My lungs were black from coal, my hands scared and caloused. I try my best with my kids, never hit them, buy them nintendos and pokemons. I worry tha... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Gather round the campfire, young ones, and I'll tell you the greatest story of old. You see, there was a time when we thought the stories of gods and monsters were just that - stories. But as you all know, early in the twenty-first Century, we realised we were living in one of those stories.
In the summer of 2020, the... | The last testament of Praxel, A Lord of Hell.
When the gates began to crackle with energy again it was almost unknown to us, after thousands of years of dormancy the hope of venturing forth as kings and conquerors into the low worlds was all but lost. In a bout of wisdom the old man had stopped meddling in their affa... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Another explosion rocked the hastily improvised command center. "Sir! The 4th circle has been breached!"
The current Commander of the hellish Host cursed bitterly "How?"
"More cute kittens sir. But this time there were also adorable *puppies*" Several demons shivered violently and the Command cursed again.
The hu... | The last testament of Praxel, A Lord of Hell.
When the gates began to crackle with energy again it was almost unknown to us, after thousands of years of dormancy the hope of venturing forth as kings and conquerors into the low worlds was all but lost. In a bout of wisdom the old man had stopped meddling in their affa... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Another explosion rocked the hastily improvised command center. "Sir! The 4th circle has been breached!"
The current Commander of the hellish Host cursed bitterly "How?"
"More cute kittens sir. But this time there were also adorable *puppies*" Several demons shivered violently and the Command cursed again.
The hu... | Gather round the campfire, young ones, and I'll tell you the greatest story of old. You see, there was a time when we thought the stories of gods and monsters were just that - stories. But as you all know, early in the twenty-first Century, we realised we were living in one of those stories.
In the summer of 2020, the... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Another explosion rocked the hastily improvised command center. "Sir! The 4th circle has been breached!"
The current Commander of the hellish Host cursed bitterly "How?"
"More cute kittens sir. But this time there were also adorable *puppies*" Several demons shivered violently and the Command cursed again.
The hu... | Polanski: HOLY FUCK THEY GOT TO EARTH?!
Rider: The demons? "Sigh", seems like taking over our station in Mars wasn't enough.
Polanski: Sir, please tell me we can kill them.
Rider: Yes and to kil- wait a second, my men just brung in a live demon, I'll bring the phone closer to it.
Rider: What's up jackass, you speak... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | When they first rose from that damnable abyss we scattered like ants across the surface of the globe, but we didn't hide forever. Even within the first weeks those with weapons would conduct hit and run tactics against the ever encroaching army while those in charge attempted to put together a more suitable strategy. S... | Polanski: HOLY FUCK THEY GOT TO EARTH?!
Rider: The demons? "Sigh", seems like taking over our station in Mars wasn't enough.
Polanski: Sir, please tell me we can kill them.
Rider: Yes and to kil- wait a second, my men just brung in a live demon, I'll bring the phone closer to it.
Rider: What's up jackass, you speak... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | "This was a bad idea." General Partridge stared across the bleak landscape as Private Graves approached him.
After a hard fought battle, the General's forces had made a grinding advancement up the fortified hill and had captured the outpost at its summit. The demon spawn had made hasty retreat, scurrying away from th... | Polanski: HOLY FUCK THEY GOT TO EARTH?!
Rider: The demons? "Sigh", seems like taking over our station in Mars wasn't enough.
Polanski: Sir, please tell me we can kill them.
Rider: Yes and to kil- wait a second, my men just brung in a live demon, I'll bring the phone closer to it.
Rider: What's up jackass, you speak... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | Another explosion rocked the hastily improvised command center. "Sir! The 4th circle has been breached!"
The current Commander of the hellish Host cursed bitterly "How?"
"More cute kittens sir. But this time there were also adorable *puppies*" Several demons shivered violently and the Command cursed again.
The hu... | Only five years prior no one would imagine a single global government or that a burgeoning 8 billion soul population would be savaged to half of that with whole regions of Earth completely depopulated. Evil had come to Earth and wore continental Europe as a cloak of flesh, initially in the form of renew desires and pus... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | When they first rose from that damnable abyss we scattered like ants across the surface of the globe, but we didn't hide forever. Even within the first weeks those with weapons would conduct hit and run tactics against the ever encroaching army while those in charge attempted to put together a more suitable strategy. S... | Only five years prior no one would imagine a single global government or that a burgeoning 8 billion soul population would be savaged to half of that with whole regions of Earth completely depopulated. Evil had come to Earth and wore continental Europe as a cloak of flesh, initially in the form of renew desires and pus... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | "This was a bad idea." General Partridge stared across the bleak landscape as Private Graves approached him.
After a hard fought battle, the General's forces had made a grinding advancement up the fortified hill and had captured the outpost at its summit. The demon spawn had made hasty retreat, scurrying away from th... | Only five years prior no one would imagine a single global government or that a burgeoning 8 billion soul population would be savaged to half of that with whole regions of Earth completely depopulated. Evil had come to Earth and wore continental Europe as a cloak of flesh, initially in the form of renew desires and pus... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | "This was a bad idea." General Partridge stared across the bleak landscape as Private Graves approached him.
After a hard fought battle, the General's forces had made a grinding advancement up the fortified hill and had captured the outpost at its summit. The demon spawn had made hasty retreat, scurrying away from th... | When they first rose from that damnable abyss we scattered like ants across the surface of the globe, but we didn't hide forever. Even within the first weeks those with weapons would conduct hit and run tactics against the ever encroaching army while those in charge attempted to put together a more suitable strategy. S... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | "We have it, sir."
"Excellent," I said, "now hurry up and put her in the interrogation chamber."
"Sir!" The soldier rushed to comply and hoisted the repulsive thing, still passed out, and tied her to a chair.
"Make sure its binds are secured," I told him, "we don't want her getting free."
I sat across from the ca... | We poured into the abyss. A living, breathing throng of vindication and vengeance. They were not expecting us and that was key. Every able-bodied person we could muster; man, woman and child all armed, often literally, to the teeth with whatever we could find.
We were human and we were good at war. We were so much be... | |
[WP] 2021: Hell invades Earth; 2022: Earth invades Hell. | "We have it, sir."
"Excellent," I said, "now hurry up and put her in the interrogation chamber."
"Sir!" The soldier rushed to comply and hoisted the repulsive thing, still passed out, and tied her to a chair.
"Make sure its binds are secured," I told him, "we don't want her getting free."
I sat across from the ca... | They must have planned it for years. Maybe even centuries. The war on Earth and the domination of the human race.
It was November 11th, 2021. The allied countries of WWI were remembering the loss of those served who their country in past conflicts. It was a day for remembering the atrocities attached with war. On the... | |
[WP] The year is 2027. Humanity has discovered reliable FTL-travel. The universe is filled with other space-capable sentient life - but all other species rely on different forms of magic, despoiling science as something humanity made up to protect their own form of magic. | **Forbidden Knowledge**
The starward face of the palace flickered dim, then bright, then dim again. The architects had conjured it in an otherwise empty system, high above a pulsar. A thousand flags in a thousand times a thousand colours fluttered in the wind from atop exotically tiled spires. Looking through the wind... | "What is metal, other than another kind of crystal?", Kit chided as he fired another volley of railguns into the Saurothrop armor.
The ships were close, too close, and most weapons were too destructive for either party to fire at this range.
They were so close that the crew was feeling antsy.. Angry..
Saurothrop ... | |
[WP] The year is 2027. Humanity has discovered reliable FTL-travel. The universe is filled with other space-capable sentient life - but all other species rely on different forms of magic, despoiling science as something humanity made up to protect their own form of magic. | "I don't understand the hesitance to call it what it is," says Ormond. "A repeated ritual to invoke a result. That's magic."
"Well, no," says Glenn. "Magic relies on supernatural forces. Science is based purely on natural phenomenon."
"FTL-drives certainly aren't a naturally occurring phenomenon."
"That's not wha... | It was probably something our ancestors knew from the start, consciousness being the center of achievable reality that is. In hindsight there were signs, instead of accepting psychics we ridiculed them, instead of listening to those with outrageous views we sent them to mental institutions. Perhaps, like with anything ... | |
[WP] A single Roman sentry stands on the wall at the northern most edge of the Roman empire in frozen Britain. On the horizon, he sees something he thought was merely legend. | "Lucius!"
"Mm?"
"LUCIUS!"
"WHAT?!"
"Get up here! There's something in the distance."
"There's always something in the distance Felix, that is why Hadrian built the damn wall, now let me sleep."
"Luci-"
"FINE! Now quiet down and get out of the way, you'll wake the whole of Caledonia with your squawking."
Emergin... | _"What's out there?"_
"_Them._"
The conversation was always short and sweet with the new legionaries that shipped in. Rotation forces were fun to torment in subtle ways. They still had their bronzed flesh from the long march north through barbarian territory and still carried themselves bound up in a second pair of r... | |
[WP] Christmas, 2100. Santa knew this day would come... he must deliver presents to first children born on Mars. | Sitting behind his desk, Santa booted up his laptop and took a sip of coffee from his mug. It read **#1 SANTA**, courtesy of a secret gift exchange last Christmas from an elf that still hadn't owned up to it. The coffee slowly seemed to wipe the morning sleep from his eyes and he got to work.
Since it was still March,... | *Christmas eve, 2100. Santa is preparing for his flight.*
Sled rockets: *Check.*
Afterburners: *Check.*
Spacesuit pressure: *Pressurized.*
Dammit. I need to deliver presents to all kids, and that *one* kid on mars. Six months away. I need to cut that down to 15 minutes both ways. "Jingle, get the experiment."
A... | |
[WP] Christmas, 2100. Santa knew this day would come... he must deliver presents to first children born on Mars. | Sitting behind his desk, Santa booted up his laptop and took a sip of coffee from his mug. It read **#1 SANTA**, courtesy of a secret gift exchange last Christmas from an elf that still hadn't owned up to it. The coffee slowly seemed to wipe the morning sleep from his eyes and he got to work.
Since it was still March,... | The day that ole Saint Nick decided to sell his soul was the same day he knew that a reckoning would be coming, though he didn't know the who, the when, or even the where. He had traded his soul to the craft old solicitor for an extra 3000 years on the planet earth. Though he was trained in the ways of the Christian lo... | |
[WP] Christmas, 2100. Santa knew this day would come... he must deliver presents to first children born on Mars. | 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the hab,
Not a robot was stirring, except in the lab,
The stockings were hung by the airlock with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The kids were strapped in, sleeping tight in their bays,
With visions of code in their heads, in arrays.
And... | "I knew this day would come" Said santa and finished his hot coco while the elves started packing the sleigh.
"Ok, this is how we're gonna do this. Only ONE present per child this year." Said santa as he began preparing for takeoff.
"But... how are you going to make it? Mars is far far away Santa. You will have time... | |
[WP] Christmas, 2100. Santa knew this day would come... he must deliver presents to first children born on Mars. | "Ground control to Rudolph-1. Come in Rudolph-1. Over."
"Ground control. This is Rudolph-1. Go ahead."
"Rudolph-1. Our instruments are detecting an anomaly in manifold 6. Can you confirm. Over"
"Ground control. Manifold 6 sensors show elevated levels of hydrogen. I'm also seeing a structure fault light on 7. Confirm... | "I knew this day would come" Said santa and finished his hot coco while the elves started packing the sleigh.
"Ok, this is how we're gonna do this. Only ONE present per child this year." Said santa as he began preparing for takeoff.
"But... how are you going to make it? Mars is far far away Santa. You will have time... | |
[WP] Christmas, 2100. Santa knew this day would come... he must deliver presents to first children born on Mars. | 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the hab,
Not a robot was stirring, except in the lab,
The stockings were hung by the airlock with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The kids were strapped in, sleeping tight in their bays,
With visions of code in their heads, in arrays.
And... | Santa groaned and rose from his plush armchair. He groaned as his bones creaked and crackled.
 
“I’m getting too old for this,” he muttered quietly. He turned and made his way slowly into the kitchen. Mrs. Claus stood in front of the stove, humming as she stirred a boiling pot of soup. She always made him... | |
[WP] Christmas, 2100. Santa knew this day would come... he must deliver presents to first children born on Mars. | "Ground control to Rudolph-1. Come in Rudolph-1. Over."
"Ground control. This is Rudolph-1. Go ahead."
"Rudolph-1. Our instruments are detecting an anomaly in manifold 6. Can you confirm. Over"
"Ground control. Manifold 6 sensors show elevated levels of hydrogen. I'm also seeing a structure fault light on 7. Confirm... | Santa groaned and rose from his plush armchair. He groaned as his bones creaked and crackled.
 
“I’m getting too old for this,” he muttered quietly. He turned and made his way slowly into the kitchen. Mrs. Claus stood in front of the stove, humming as she stirred a boiling pot of soup. She always made him... | |
[WP]You are a genius inventor, however every time you are about to publish your work someone else does it before you leaving you with no credit. Suddenly, you have the idea to invent a time machine and go back in time to steal your own finished work before others do. | "Uncle, why didn't you file a patent when you finished it? It takes a few hours at most." Ableton sighed, pressing his palms into his forehead.
"That's time taken away from creating, Ableton. Why should I waste precious hours in mundanities when the world offers so much beyond the organizations of men?" Piotr clapped ... | "Never... again... will... it... happen" I say as I tighten the remaining nuts with my leg on my giant wrench, looking like something out of Dexter's Laboratory, channeling my rage against my lost glory into my wrench. This won't even take 1.2 megawatts, talk about efficiency.
As the machine starts up, I fantasize abo... | |
[WP]You are a genius inventor, however every time you are about to publish your work someone else does it before you leaving you with no credit. Suddenly, you have the idea to invent a time machine and go back in time to steal your own finished work before others do. | There is no one I hate more than Zinbeil. No one as arrogant, as asinine, and as outright audacious as him- and yet, he's managed to outsmart me at every turn. Each time I create an invention, he's at the patent office first, touting an *ever so slightly* modified version of my design.
My first invention was a Freez... | "Never... again... will... it... happen" I say as I tighten the remaining nuts with my leg on my giant wrench, looking like something out of Dexter's Laboratory, channeling my rage against my lost glory into my wrench. This won't even take 1.2 megawatts, talk about efficiency.
As the machine starts up, I fantasize abo... | |
I'm looking forward to what you guys (and girls) come up with from here. I'm hoping for at least 1,000 words. Side note: The average person blinks about 28 thousand times a day. | [WP] A teenage boy teleports to a random location every 35,217th blink. He struggles to keep this secret. | This date is a trainwreck. I'm calling it quits. *blink blink blink blink blink*
*"What happened?"*
"Just something in my eye."
*blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink bl... | Everyone has a secret smell. Perhaps it was the scent of the car that you snuck out in, one night - perhaps it was the smell of cheap booze and a humid summer night...but everyone knows how their biggest secret smells. And in time the smell becomes a fixed, unchanging memory, nothing more...something that fades in the ... |
[WP] The protagonist decides to take the simpler and more rational solution to the plot, baffling everyone | "Captain America, we have found the secret lair of the villain, The Red Skull! Our spy satellite confirms that he is there."
"Why not just nuke it?"
"What?"
"Nuke the damned thing. It's on an island in the middle of the Pacific. A low-yield bomb should do the trick."
"...You don't want to sneak in and defeat him?"
... | I was ambushed. A trap as old as roads. A tree in my path and I had gotten off of my horse to move it from the path. As I struggled with the log a branch had come down across my skull and my horse, cart and I were all easy pickings for the bandits.
Unlike most cases of this type though I was lucky enough to find myse... | |
[WP] The protagonist decides to take the simpler and more rational solution to the plot, baffling everyone | Batman realized his golden age was coming to an end. The aimless struggle between good and evil and the asylum was futile. Why was he so naive? He was a highly educated, highly intelligent, multi billionaire that didn't kill violent criminals in the most corrupt metropolitan city in the world. He simply let them break ... | I was ambushed. A trap as old as roads. A tree in my path and I had gotten off of my horse to move it from the path. As I struggled with the log a branch had come down across my skull and my horse, cart and I were all easy pickings for the bandits.
Unlike most cases of this type though I was lucky enough to find myse... | |
[WP] The protagonist decides to take the simpler and more rational solution to the plot, baffling everyone | "So what are the rules again?" Aladdin asked.
"You can't wish for someone to fall in love with you, you can't wish for someone to be dead, and you can't wish for more wishes." Replied the Genie.
"And those are the ONLY rules?" Aladdin asked.
"Yes."
"My first wish is that there were no rules constricting my wishes,"... | I was ambushed. A trap as old as roads. A tree in my path and I had gotten off of my horse to move it from the path. As I struggled with the log a branch had come down across my skull and my horse, cart and I were all easy pickings for the bandits.
Unlike most cases of this type though I was lucky enough to find myse... | |
[WP] The protagonist decides to take the simpler and more rational solution to the plot, baffling everyone | "Where is Will?", Ed asked.
"I killed him."
"You did what?"
"I had to. He was turning into a zombie and he tried to kill me."
"But he is our friend", Ed yelled at me, but I couldn't understand his argument.
"So you think it would be better if I left him alive, risking the death of millions of people in an apocalyp... | I was ambushed. A trap as old as roads. A tree in my path and I had gotten off of my horse to move it from the path. As I struggled with the log a branch had come down across my skull and my horse, cart and I were all easy pickings for the bandits.
Unlike most cases of this type though I was lucky enough to find myse... | |
[WP] The protagonist decides to take the simpler and more rational solution to the plot, baffling everyone | "Captain America, we have found the secret lair of the villain, The Red Skull! Our spy satellite confirms that he is there."
"Why not just nuke it?"
"What?"
"Nuke the damned thing. It's on an island in the middle of the Pacific. A low-yield bomb should do the trick."
"...You don't want to sneak in and defeat him?"
... | I am Jane Bond (James is my brother), and I have the corpse of the super villain Blofeld lying dead at my feet. It was pretty easy to do, too:
"Well, Miss Bond, at last you have found me." Ernst Stavro Blofeld sat at his desk behind his chair, stroking his white-furred feline in slow, deliberate strokes. I reached the... | |
[WP] The protagonist decides to take the simpler and more rational solution to the plot, baffling everyone | "So what are the rules again?" Aladdin asked.
"You can't wish for someone to fall in love with you, you can't wish for someone to be dead, and you can't wish for more wishes." Replied the Genie.
"And those are the ONLY rules?" Aladdin asked.
"Yes."
"My first wish is that there were no rules constricting my wishes,"... | I am Jane Bond (James is my brother), and I have the corpse of the super villain Blofeld lying dead at my feet. It was pretty easy to do, too:
"Well, Miss Bond, at last you have found me." Ernst Stavro Blofeld sat at his desk behind his chair, stroking his white-furred feline in slow, deliberate strokes. I reached the... | |
[WP] The protagonist decides to take the simpler and more rational solution to the plot, baffling everyone | "Captain America, we have found the secret lair of the villain, The Red Skull! Our spy satellite confirms that he is there."
"Why not just nuke it?"
"What?"
"Nuke the damned thing. It's on an island in the middle of the Pacific. A low-yield bomb should do the trick."
"...You don't want to sneak in and defeat him?"
... | Lois Lane, star reporter for the Metropolis' Daily Planet, flung back her luscious long raven black hair, passing by the usual disgusting city rabble clamoring toward the commotion.
"Out of my way, cockroaches," she yelled to the horde of people in her way who reminded her of filthy insects.
The typically bustling do... | |
[WP] The protagonist decides to take the simpler and more rational solution to the plot, baffling everyone | "So what are the rules again?" Aladdin asked.
"You can't wish for someone to fall in love with you, you can't wish for someone to be dead, and you can't wish for more wishes." Replied the Genie.
"And those are the ONLY rules?" Aladdin asked.
"Yes."
"My first wish is that there were no rules constricting my wishes,"... | Lois Lane, star reporter for the Metropolis' Daily Planet, flung back her luscious long raven black hair, passing by the usual disgusting city rabble clamoring toward the commotion.
"Out of my way, cockroaches," she yelled to the horde of people in her way who reminded her of filthy insects.
The typically bustling do... | |
[WP] The protagonist decides to take the simpler and more rational solution to the plot, baffling everyone | "So what are the rules again?" Aladdin asked.
"You can't wish for someone to fall in love with you, you can't wish for someone to be dead, and you can't wish for more wishes." Replied the Genie.
"And those are the ONLY rules?" Aladdin asked.
"Yes."
"My first wish is that there were no rules constricting my wishes,"... | "Captain America, we have found the secret lair of the villain, The Red Skull! Our spy satellite confirms that he is there."
"Why not just nuke it?"
"What?"
"Nuke the damned thing. It's on an island in the middle of the Pacific. A low-yield bomb should do the trick."
"...You don't want to sneak in and defeat him?"
... | |
[WP] The protagonist decides to take the simpler and more rational solution to the plot, baffling everyone | "So what are the rules again?" Aladdin asked.
"You can't wish for someone to fall in love with you, you can't wish for someone to be dead, and you can't wish for more wishes." Replied the Genie.
"And those are the ONLY rules?" Aladdin asked.
"Yes."
"My first wish is that there were no rules constricting my wishes,"... | Batman realized his golden age was coming to an end. The aimless struggle between good and evil and the asylum was futile. Why was he so naive? He was a highly educated, highly intelligent, multi billionaire that didn't kill violent criminals in the most corrupt metropolitan city in the world. He simply let them break ... | |
[WP] The protagonist decides to take the simpler and more rational solution to the plot, baffling everyone | "Where is Will?", Ed asked.
"I killed him."
"You did what?"
"I had to. He was turning into a zombie and he tried to kill me."
"But he is our friend", Ed yelled at me, but I couldn't understand his argument.
"So you think it would be better if I left him alive, risking the death of millions of people in an apocalyp... | The old man slowly plodded along the old dirt road, stopping every few feet, poking a little hole with his walking stick and dropping a small seed in the hole out of his pocket, then pushing the soil down on it with his foot and moving along. Distressingly often, a vehicle roared past in a wash of dust and noise, most... | |
[WP] "Bir Tawil" the only spot on the Earth left unclaimed by any country. After the long journey to claim it for yourself, you discover the real reason no country has dared to claim it. | “So, what brings you here?” she asked, eyes on the road. We were in a old toyota, but it was the only ride I could find to Bir Tawil. The locals seemed wary of visitors like me, but I suppose that’s to be expected. “Haven’t you already guessed? I’m going to claim Bir Tawil as my own.” I replied, looking out the window.... | "I claim this land for..." I try to stick the flagpole into the ground. "I claim this land for.." I try again. Nothing. Solid. I look around, looking to put my flag *somewhere*. Spotting what looks like a negotiable mountainside, I put the flagpole under my arm and being to climb.
Getting a foothold was easy. A handh... | |
[WP] So many new exoplanets are being discovered that "planet deeds" now make well-known novelty gifts. You recieved such a deed last year on your birthday, legally making you the owner of one such planet - and, only a moment ago, heard on the news that life has just been discovered on it. | The first thing I do every morning is grabbing my phone and checking Reddit, not to my dataplan's delight. I checked /r/all as usual, commented some goofs and gafs. I opened the Messagebox expecting that weird troll from yesterday to respond. But it was much more than that. The first PM's I read consisted of 'OMG CONGR... | Planetary Deeds huh? Didn't think I would ever hear about another stupid gimmick like this. First there were those deeds for Stars, then they came out with deeds for Asteroids and now Exoplanets? Absurd, as if any of those things could really impress anyone. Thousands of dollars down the drain for a simple novelty, rea... | |
[WP] So many new exoplanets are being discovered that "planet deeds" now make well-known novelty gifts. You recieved such a deed last year on your birthday, legally making you the owner of one such planet - and, only a moment ago, heard on the news that life has just been discovered on it. | When I was 15 I received a gag-gift from my now late grandfather. A deed to a rather large planet which I named Artemis-600. I’d joked to him a while back about how nagging my parents were, and how all I wanted was space from them. When he handed me the deed he laughed, “Now you’ve got a whole planet of space, my girl!... | Planetary Deeds huh? Didn't think I would ever hear about another stupid gimmick like this. First there were those deeds for Stars, then they came out with deeds for Asteroids and now Exoplanets? Absurd, as if any of those things could really impress anyone. Thousands of dollars down the drain for a simple novelty, rea... | |
[WP] So many new exoplanets are being discovered that "planet deeds" now make well-known novelty gifts. You recieved such a deed last year on your birthday, legally making you the owner of one such planet - and, only a moment ago, heard on the news that life has just been discovered on it. | Lady picks up newspaper, reads headline: 'LIFE DISCOVERED ON *EXOPLANET-491*!' She throws it to the ground and walks away.
I roll over in bed, five more minutes would be nice. This duvet is so warm and comfortable, I can be five minutes late and the boss won't moan, it's nearly Christmas after all. But when I close m... | Planetary Deeds huh? Didn't think I would ever hear about another stupid gimmick like this. First there were those deeds for Stars, then they came out with deeds for Asteroids and now Exoplanets? Absurd, as if any of those things could really impress anyone. Thousands of dollars down the drain for a simple novelty, rea... | |
[WP] So many new exoplanets are being discovered that "planet deeds" now make well-known novelty gifts. You recieved such a deed last year on your birthday, legally making you the owner of one such planet - and, only a moment ago, heard on the news that life has just been discovered on it. | "You have been served" the man said.
Stunned, I looked at the paper that I now held.
Citizens of Talbott 4 et al
vs
Mortimer14
RE: Illegal ownership claim by Mortimer14 over the Planet Talbott 4
Followed by the usual legaleeze. Apparently, the citizens are disputing my claim to the pla... | Planetary Deeds huh? Didn't think I would ever hear about another stupid gimmick like this. First there were those deeds for Stars, then they came out with deeds for Asteroids and now Exoplanets? Absurd, as if any of those things could really impress anyone. Thousands of dollars down the drain for a simple novelty, rea... | |
[WP] So many new exoplanets are being discovered that "planet deeds" now make well-known novelty gifts. You recieved such a deed last year on your birthday, legally making you the owner of one such planet - and, only a moment ago, heard on the news that life has just been discovered on it. | "You sent them. You endanger us. Traitor."
"Please. Please, listen." Begging was alien to my employers but I had been away too long. "They have been finding new life for years, it wasn't me, I know how it seems but she gave..."
Communications closed for the final time. I picked up the glass tablet and threw it to the... | Planetary Deeds huh? Didn't think I would ever hear about another stupid gimmick like this. First there were those deeds for Stars, then they came out with deeds for Asteroids and now Exoplanets? Absurd, as if any of those things could really impress anyone. Thousands of dollars down the drain for a simple novelty, rea... | |
[WP] So many new exoplanets are being discovered that "planet deeds" now make well-known novelty gifts. You recieved such a deed last year on your birthday, legally making you the owner of one such planet - and, only a moment ago, heard on the news that life has just been discovered on it. | There was a singular present on the table, a holo-document. Being my 30th birthday I expected something more but we were a family of meager means so whatever it was I was sure to like it.
My mother and father were staring at me expectantly, I put on my best smile and clicked the button on the side, as it whirled to lif... | Planetary Deeds huh? Didn't think I would ever hear about another stupid gimmick like this. First there were those deeds for Stars, then they came out with deeds for Asteroids and now Exoplanets? Absurd, as if any of those things could really impress anyone. Thousands of dollars down the drain for a simple novelty, rea... | |
[WP] So many new exoplanets are being discovered that "planet deeds" now make well-known novelty gifts. You recieved such a deed last year on your birthday, legally making you the owner of one such planet - and, only a moment ago, heard on the news that life has just been discovered on it. | "Hell yeah bro! Did I just get a planet with life?"
"Yeah man shit is live, are you gonna enslave them?"
"Probably. Apparently I own the planet now. I heard the most advanced life forms there resemble primitive humans. So we are like, way more advanced then them."
"I say we take a hunting trip this weekend."
"What ... | Planetary Deeds huh? Didn't think I would ever hear about another stupid gimmick like this. First there were those deeds for Stars, then they came out with deeds for Asteroids and now Exoplanets? Absurd, as if any of those things could really impress anyone. Thousands of dollars down the drain for a simple novelty, rea... | |
[WP] So many new exoplanets are being discovered that "planet deeds" now make well-known novelty gifts. You recieved such a deed last year on your birthday, legally making you the owner of one such planet - and, only a moment ago, heard on the news that life has just been discovered on it. | Leslexia Five. A small cream coloured world on the edge of a purple tinged swipe of a galaxy. Thirteen light years away, three weeks on a FTL transport, not that anyone had bothered exploring off that way. I'd received the deeds on my birthday, the typical present for a bloke who otherwise had everything. I hadn't even... | Planetary Deeds huh? Didn't think I would ever hear about another stupid gimmick like this. First there were those deeds for Stars, then they came out with deeds for Asteroids and now Exoplanets? Absurd, as if any of those things could really impress anyone. Thousands of dollars down the drain for a simple novelty, rea... | |
[WP] So many new exoplanets are being discovered that "planet deeds" now make well-known novelty gifts. You recieved such a deed last year on your birthday, legally making you the owner of one such planet - and, only a moment ago, heard on the news that life has just been discovered on it. |
"*Welcome back to Dox news, I'm Don Lime. Our top story tonight: life has been discovered on the outer-system planet Terrabulus. The 'aliens' are like humans in almost every way, save for the blue skin and long limbs. We've also just received word that local office worker John Abraham, age 29, has the binding legal ce... | Planetary Deeds huh? Didn't think I would ever hear about another stupid gimmick like this. First there were those deeds for Stars, then they came out with deeds for Asteroids and now Exoplanets? Absurd, as if any of those things could really impress anyone. Thousands of dollars down the drain for a simple novelty, rea... | |
[WP] So many new exoplanets are being discovered that "planet deeds" now make well-known novelty gifts. You recieved such a deed last year on your birthday, legally making you the owner of one such planet - and, only a moment ago, heard on the news that life has just been discovered on it. | Gina sat beside me, quivering with delight but I felt numb and removed from the world, as if I was in some sort of half coma. Gina's voice is all echoey and distant and it was only when she bit my wrist that I came out of my trance.
"Ouch. Gina!"
"Get up and dance with me. Come on! Why aren't you excited?! Do you rea... | Planetary Deeds huh? Didn't think I would ever hear about another stupid gimmick like this. First there were those deeds for Stars, then they came out with deeds for Asteroids and now Exoplanets? Absurd, as if any of those things could really impress anyone. Thousands of dollars down the drain for a simple novelty, rea... |
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