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So, not married. Well, good for you. You play the field, like me. A girl in every port, huh?
Exactly, I mean, after all, we're men!
Damn right! That's what I tell them when people say you've turned into a fish.
People say that?
Forget it. I was joking.
No, no!
Not at all!
You're staying at the hotel?
Enzo?
What?
Your mother?
Ahi, ahi, cazzo! Ma mamia! Where...? God, she'll kill me... ... if she catches me eating pasta in a restaurant.
Madame...
... And his friend, Johana...
C'mon, you two... Jacques, we have to get ready for the ceremony tonight. We have a new world champion.
I'm a little tired, I don't know if...
Get in the car!
No.
Then, it's very chic. Avanti!
Why?
... For the mermaids.
Today at lunch, you asked me if I had any questions.
Ah ha. You finally want to know about women.
Why? Are they what's most important?
No... It depends... Sometimes they are... What, exactly do you want to know?
... Everything.
Everything about what?
Well... about everything.
Why?
If we don't... I'm going to beat you.
Two years younger than you.
As I said, second of all you're too skinny. You've got tiny lungs. I still don't understand how you can dive without getting sick.
The size of the lungs has nothing to do with it!
Look at me. These aren't lungs. These are... Tanks. How long can you hold your breath?
Tell me, why don't you go and get your medal?
Because pasta should be eaten "Al Dente". So the trinket will just have to wait a bit.
No, I have to ask you a favor... You're the only one who'll understand.
... I'm listening.
Hey! Will you slow down! When did you learn how to drive?
Driving isn't the problem, it's remembering the right road.
Good night.
You don't need a stretcher to take her with you. You know that, don't you?
What?
The dolphins aren't the only ones who don't feel very good sometimes.
Here... Here...
What is it?
Little presents, nothing much... I knew it, I just knew it! Look here!
You still collect them?
Yes.
You don't have that one, do you?
No. Thank you. It's really beautiful.
Oh it's nothing. I knew it. I told Roberto "He's very good that little Frenchman, very good". I lost my title but I won a watch!
Can I come in?
No problem, I enjoy talking in my sleep.
He doesn't like us.
So what!? His job is to hand out the paychecks. And he does that very well, let me tell you.
... I was seventeen, I loved her so much I tried to die for her. Two years later I couldn't even remember her name! Let me tell you, time erases everything!
I don't want to erase anything.
You'd rather think about it and make yourself miserable?
... Yes.
I give you this. You're stubborn... Dumb, but stubborn.
Thank you.
Anybody can have a bad day!
I've had many... when the sea doesn't want you.
It's never the sea! It's Roberto, Mamma, that stupid actress... Oh shit! Jacques, what do you know?
Enzo, Enzo! Congratulations!
Thank you, thank you very much!
That's good.
Enzo, don't be angry. I was lucky... that's all.
... How long was I asleep?
Long enough to die. Listen, if you really want to die, that's your problem, but don't do it under my nose, okay?
I'm concentrating.
We can't dive anymore. They want to cancel the competition for a while.
It's not safe, they say. The doctors say it isn't possible to go deeper and live. Free diving is over as a sport.
You say that because you have the title!
No! I would never cheat you.
Well that's very nice of you.
You were right.
... I was right about what?
... It is much better down there. It's a better place.
... Push me back in the water...
I can't.
Jacques, take me back down... Please.
Plenty of women everywhere right?
Smoking is absolutely forbidden.
It isn't lit yet.
You shouldn't even carry cigarettes on board!
Listen we're not supposed to piss either but that doesn't stop you from carrying "it" on board?!
The rules are the rules.
... What's your name again?
Noireuter.
And where did you say you were from?
I didn't say... Brussels!
What's with the voice?
It's nothing. It's just the helium, because of the air pressure.
And... does the voice come back?
For others, yes... For you, who knows?
Try speaking to me?
Is that alcohol? Are you out of your mind? Alcohol is strictly forbidden.
Hey! D'you have any other complaints? Just make a list and we'll stick it on the porthole! Okay?