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Don't be a jerk. There's no such thing as love at first sight. |
... And if we repaint the walls, we'll need new curtains, you put the painters on you Visa and I'll do the curtains on American Express... for the couch there's Bloomingdales... or are you still over your limit? |
Way past it. |
Does that have a hidden meaning? |
No. I'm just depressed. |
You look it too. You haven't been working out, you haven't been taking your vitamins! You haven't been drinking your herbs, you haven't been... |
I know, I know! I'm a terrible person... It's... I'm so damn, damn sad. |
What is it honey... the frenchy? |
Do you think I should have stayed? Don't you think maybe I should have stayed? I've been a jerk, right? I should have stayed! I was supposed to be in love... I was in love! I am in love, why did I act like a bitch? He went swimming. All the man did was go swimming! I must be crazy. It was too good to be true. |
Vitamins, exercise, herb tea... and see a doctor, will ya? |
You shouldn't dive everyday, Papa. |
Then you shouldn't eat everyday, Jacques. |
Hey! Have you ever seen a mermaid? |
No. |
Why don't you ask me? |
What? |
Where I saw the mermaids?! Why don't you ever ask any question? I'm always the one asking the question! We're sitting here like two stones and I'm taking to myself. Ask me something, Goddamnit! |
Assassin! |
Uncle Louis, this is my friend Johana. |
Did you buy the cassettes? The Wagner, the Berlioz? |
I brought Johana to meet you. |
Are you crazy? I have no use for a woman! Since my accident. |
No, no. Johana is visiting me. |
Where are you from, Henrietta? |
Johana... New York. |
What kind of name is that? To be named after a city? |
He doesn't hear too well. |
Uncle Louis! |
No, no. It's true. When I was in New York, oh boy! Before my accident, you understand? |
Good. That way I'll see more of you... Where are you going to stay? |
Well... here. |
In my apartment? |
It's my apartment. |
Liar! Thief! Torturer! When you were an orphan I nursed you at my breast. |
Uncle Louis, we have a guest! |
I'm going to put a lock on the telephone. Did you bring the cassettes? |
Uncle Louis, you remember Enzo's mother Signora Molinari from Amorgos? |
The whale! How could I forget? Always was something fishy about that woman! |
What were Italians doing living in Greece anyway? |
Louis, we were French! |
That's different! What's the matter with you? |
Mayol... Mayol... No reservation. |
... Are you sure? |
Positive, Sir. |
This is the hotel San Domenico? |
Yes Sir, and it has been so for 127 years. |
Yes, but... So, you haven't got a room left? |
No Sir, the hotel is full because of the Diving championship. |
Ah?! |
I recognize you. |
We saw each other a little while ago. |
In the lake? |
No... in the hut. |
Please, have a seat. |
Thank you. I wouldn't want to interrupt anything. |
But what brought you to Sicily? |
I was doing an insurance investigation in Palermo. I work for an insurance company. So, I decided to take a few days off. I don't know this island at all. It really is gorgeous. |
No, no. You'll like it. It's superb. |
... Okay. I'll try. |
Thanks for helping with the bag. It looks great! |
I thought it was a nice place. Isn't it? |
I'm being a pain in the ass. It's beautiful here. |
You're going to be very busy these days aren't you? |
I don't know... why? |
Just because... I would have liked to visit the town... See the coast... I don't know anybody... Expect for you. |
Yes... Maybe... I don't know. I don't like competitions... It ruins the fun. Don't you think? |
I guess... But you know... I'm American and I've mostly been taught to be competitive... There's always pleasure of being the best? |
Maybe on earth there is one... but not when you dive... You see, to dive deep into the sea, for no reason... just to do it. It's a feeling... I don't know how to say this... Voluptuous? |
I thought you'd be at the dinner. |
It's too loud for me. |
You look adorable. |
Thank you... |
... Especially the sneakers. |
Please move slowly, you're rocking the boat. |
Lucky I was there to save you. |
You jumped in? |
Only to help the medics, I assure you. |
My wallet. |
No. I want to show you. Is it ruined? |
Well, water isn't exactly the best thing for pictures... Not even for pictures of dolphins... |
Give it to me. |
Just checking up on your family. I guess I was drunker than I thought and the idea of going back to my hotel in a wet dress... Well... |
I'm glad you stayed. Thank you. |
I'd better get back now. |
You... You wouldn't want to spend the day with me? |
... No? |
No? Huh? Yes, of course!! |
How can you tell it's a female? |
... The way she moves. |
She's not like the others. She can't stand to be away from the sea. |
How do you know that? |
I don't know, I just feel it. |
Can I come watch you dive tomorrow? |
Uh... Yes, of course! |
Jacques, you set a world record. |
I did? |
Aren't you happy? Don't you feel proud...? I feel proud and all I did was watch. |
I'm going back home. |
Why? |
Because one shouldn't fall in love with creatures from the sea. |
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