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It didn't used to be that way.
I wouldn't know. What kind of wife are you looking for?
One who's not a mutant.
No dogs, huh? Okay.
And if possible, I'd like to marry someone from Pasadena.
When do you need her by?
Two weeks.
Well, I could probably get you laid in two weeks, but to locate a nonmutant wife from Pasadena...that could take some time.
That's what I was afraid of.
Could we talk about that a little later?
Of course.
Thank you.
Get out!
The engine is still running.
Now, get out!!
Yes, ma'am!
Stop that ma'am crap!
Sorry!
You almost got us killed!
I told you I've never driven before!
Never drive again!
You said it would be easy!
I was wrong!!
Is this your house?
Yes!
I like it.
Why, thank you! Very nice to have met you, Cliff! May I ask you a question?
He's a former boyfriend. We lived together for about six months. And yes, I'll admit it. I've still kind of got a thing for him. That's what you wanted to know, isn't it?
Actually,no. I was wondering why Cliff likes to wear another man's underpants.
What?!
Here you go. One champagne cocktail.
ThankQ!
I thought only hookers drank those things.
Well, I know Mom sure likes 'em!
Okay, let's see...I'm not promising anything. You okay?
Umhum.
I'm seeing...snow... lots of snow. Way up North. Are we getting hot?
Yes!
You live in...Alaska. The only way in or out of your place is by plane and... you've definitely come down here for food and supplies and... to find a wife!
Wow.
Yeah, right! That's where you'd go to find girls! Nome. He's gay, by the way.
Good for you.
Where's he gone?
He's gone to check your answers on his computer.
He has a computer?
Sure.
In the house?
No. We keep it in the backyard. Of course, in the house. It's in there.
May I please be excused?
Uh...yeah.
All right.
So, what are you seeing?
The what?
Wazoo! Try to listen. Whataya think? Surfer, grunge, hip hop, Euro trash?
The guy with the underpants!
That's boring!
About clothing?
Yeah.
Whatever you two want. If you've got the time, I've got the wazoo.
What about holding your right arm up like that all the time?
It's fine. Just give it a try. And for gosh sake, Eve, take your foot off the chair!
He's going to kill himself. Go skate out on the bike path! It's that way!
Okay!
Hey, Eve!
Have you ever heard the saying, "He hasn't got enough sense to come in out of the rain?"
Yep. You know, my father who is a scientist says that everything is a miracle. Everything. Until recently I wasn 't sure what he meant by that.
Yeah? No kidding. Listen, you still want to go girl hunting tonight?
I certainly do!
Okay. But you know, this business of finding you a wife it's kind of ridiculous, don't you think?
No it's not!
Yes it is. A girlfriend maybe. But a wife? I mean...
Then just help me find a girlfriend! That's all I ask. I'll give you every single card I've got left!
Hey, screw you! Okay? You think I'm just somebody you can buy off! Listen, let me tell you something
Would you do it just because you're my friend? My very best friend.
Well...yeah. Okay.
My goodness gracious! This place is something!
Look unimpressed.
No! Not crazy!
Do I look crazy?
Yes!
Quit showing off! We're here on business!
Goodbye!
I thought I was here to meet women.
Not that one!
I like her.
And don't be so obvious!
What have you ordered?
It's a Rob Roy. A very popular drink, I'm told.
What about her?
No way.
Why?! I think she's very attractive.
Adam! She's got bitch written all over her! You do know what "bitch" means, don't you?
Yes, I have a dictionary. But I can't understand for the life of me why you would call her that! Or why Cliff would say that about you.
Because we're bitches! Look at her! Look at the expression on her face! The walk, the jewelry, the fingernails. Please!
How 'bout this one?
Okay. I like that.
Yeah, sweet. That's a nice way of putting it.
What do I say to Miss Sweet when I meet her?
Really?
Yes, really! Basically, they want what they think they can't have. Same with guys. That's why everybody is walking around here sending off "you can't have me" signals!