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Very professional of you.
Oh my God, what is he doing?
He's shutting off the air!!!
Will you two please stop it! I don't want to spend my final hours listening to you bitch!
I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
Getting drunk is no solution.
Yeah, well...I forgot my morphine back in the room.
I think we're moving.
Well isn't that great. Something to write home about.
I never though I'd be stuck in a wine closet with Warren Wayne.
Well get used to it, 'cause here we are, on the cruise of a lifetime.
Oh Warren...oh Warren...take me, God take me...
Oh yeah...
Oh yeah...
Oh Sara...
Anna...
Anna...
Jesus, come on!
They're not going to make it!
What is it?
Bedrock! I cannot dig any further in zis direction!
We're going to die here like baby mice who have had no milk in days. Dry up into crunchy little pinkies.
You don't have watches?
Dude, you didn't say anything about watches.
What do you think this is kid? Lick Barney the Dinosaur's pussy fucking kiddie hour? Huh? This is real life with consequences you take to the grave!
Got it.
And ze rope?
Check.
And the butfor?
We saw the Terrance and Phillip movie!
That's nice, Stan.
Did you see that, Wendy?
Yup.
Didn't you think it was funny, Wendy?
Stan... I think you and I need some time apart.
<u>WHAT?!</u>
Yeah!
This is about freedom of speech, Stan, about censorship.
What the hell are you talking about, kid?
You don't get it Stan... You just don't get it.
Hi Wendy.
Hi Stan.
NAZIS!!
What's the matter, Wendy?
Nothing, Stan. You wouldn't understand.
God damn it, why does she keep saying that?
Wendy?
Stan?! YOU started La Resistance?
Stan! Stan are you okay?!
Wendy?
Wendy... How would you like to go get some ice cream?
Sure, Stan! How did you know I loved ice cream?
My friend the clitoris told me.
Wow, I have a clitoris too.
Really? Where the hell do you keep it? It's huge.
Stan, I never cared for Gregory.
You didn't?
No, dude. Fuck him. Fuck him in the ear.
Cool!
<b>Thank my lucky stars Here before me now Is everything I'd ever hoped for</b>
<b>Knew it in a word Saw it in a glance The only thing I think I'd die for</b>
Oh, a new recruit, huh? Welcome to hell, kid! Relax! Take a load off!!
You remember... Saddam Hussein, don't you?!
Saddam, would you let me do my job please!
Hey relax, guy. Let's see what the kid wants.
Well of COURSE he wants out of hell! The whole POINT of hell is that you don't WANT to be here!
Okay, kid, I have a deal for you! If you want out of hell, all you have to do is collect 10 proofs of purchases from 'Snacky Smores.' They're rich, chocolatey and really hit the spot. Bring me ten proofs of purchases and we'll grant you ANY WISH YOU WANT.
I don't see why you have to belittle me in front of people like that.
Hey, relax guy. It's just a cruel joke. Rich, chocolatey Snacky Smores are only available up on Earth. He'll never get 'em, see?
Sometimes I just think you don't have any respect for me.
Hey, come here, guy.
Who's my cream puff?
I am.
You just get cranky when you're tired, that's all. I told you that you shouldn't have tried to carry that futon all by yourself.
I'm not cranky. And that futon was not too big to carry myself
It has come to be... The Four Horsemen are drawing nigh! The time of the prophecy is upon us!
Oh I love when you get all biblical Satan. You know exactly how to turn my crank!
No I'm being serious! Those Canadian entertainers are to be killed. It is the seventh sign.
Yeah! YEAH!!! Man I'm getting so HOT!!!
Do you always think about sex? I'm talking about some very important stuff here!
Listen buttercup, let's make love and forget about the whole thing.
Is sex the only thing that matters to you?
You know I do.
I know.
So what do you say we shut off that light and get close, huh?
What did you do today Satan?
You don't care.
Hey fella! Relax! This whole armageddon thing has got you all stressed out. Let's make love.
Do you remember when you first got here? We used to talk all night long. Until the sun came up... We would just lie in bed and TALK.
That's because I wanted to fuck you, dumbass! Now hows aboot you get those pants down!
Don't call me dumb!
I mean cute dumb. Now bend over!
This is the millennium, Saddam! This is Armageddon! There's more to life than sex!
Hey, relax guy!
Well I just want you to be impressed with what I <u>do</u>. I want you to respect my MIND.
I DO respect your mind! It turns me on! It makes me wanna fuck the shit out of you! Don't you see?
<b>What if I, don't wanna put out? That's all you ever say Relax put out I'm a living creature, I have feelings too, I don't need this abuse from you</b>
<b>Hey, guy, relax, put out! You gotta relax, shut your mouth Baby I'd do anything for ya! Now don't make me smack you in the eye like last time</b>
What if I just left?
Where're you gonna go, bitch? Besides, you know that if you left me, I'd hunt you down and kill you, right? I'm gonna go grab a drink.