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Dude, they cut out 92 minutes! |
Hey Cartman. |
What? |
You know, me and Stan were just talking about what a fat fucking hunk o' fat fuck you are. |
Oh yeah?! Well you're a monkeyshit |
This is all cause of your mom, Kyle. She's such a bitch AGH!! I mean she's such a... meanie. |
And she's getting worse... |
Come on, just get to the message board! |
I'm trying, I can't find a Canadian server... I've got to break into the main frame... |
Bingo. Okay, here we go... Want to help Terrance and Phillip? Meet us for a meeting at Gladdy's barn tomorrow night... |
Tell 'em we'll have pie and punch. |
We're not gonna have pie and punch! |
More people will come if they think there'll be pie and punch! |
pie and punch... This is Top Secret. The password is... |
You're late, Cartman! |
I had to ride my bike here. My behind is killing me. |
Your behind? |
I have to say 'behind'! I get shocked if I say 'ass OW!!! |
Did you bring the pie and punch? |
No you guys... Something happened... You guys wanna hear something creepy? I don't think Kenny is dead. |
I know Cartman, I know. I see Kenny every day. |
YOU DO?! |
Sure, dude. On the face of every child, on the smile of every baby... |
You guys! Seriously! You guys! |
What Cartman?! |
Kenny! I saw Kenny again! |
Cartman?! |
Whoops. |
CARTMAN! |
WAGAGAHGHGH!! YOU GUYS!!! SERIOUSLY!!! |
Dude, this is seriously lame. I didn't know we were gonna get all dirty and stuff. |
Sheet! |
Cartman, over zere, is the electrical box. You must sneak over zere and shut it off before I return with Terrance and Phillip or the alarms will sound and I will be shot full of holes. Got it? |
Okay. |
You MUST shut off the power, this is VERY IMPORTANT do you understa |
I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! I'M NOT LOU FERIGNO FOR PETE'S SAKE! |
Ze alarms! Zey went off! |
Yeah... That was my bad, sorry. |
Dude! |
What? Fuck you guys, I wanna get out of here. |
Come on, you guys... We have to THINK! |
About what? |
About Cheesy Poofs, dumbass! This whole thing has gone too far! |
To free Terrance and Phillip. |
But you guys... It's Salisbury steak. |
Chef, do you know anything about women? |
What is this? |
They're burning all the Canadian stuff cause of the war. |
That book wasn't Canadian! |
no Cheesy Poofs. |
No Cheesy Poofs... What the hell is happening? |
<b>And my mom has become so busy that she's raising heck and ignoring me I agree that there is now a battle to be won! Something must be done!</b> |
But what are we going to do against this entire army? |
Is it Cartman's mom? |
Very funny! |
Oh, son of a bitch! AAGHGH!! I mean, son of a biscuit! |
Maybe THAT'S who your father is, Cartman! |
What? |
I saw him last night! |
Fuck that! AGAGH!! |
We're going... Let's run through the plan!! |
Holy shit Cartman! What was that?! |
How the fuck should I know!! |
Well, anyway... Today children, our friend Mr. Hat is going to tell us all about the environment. |
That's right, Mr. Garrison. The environment is what surrounds us. It is what we live and breathe. |
I hate the environment. |
Eric! Did you just say the "F" word? |
Fragile? |
Why the fuck not? |
Eric! |
Fuckin' a right. |
How would you like to go to the principal's office? |
How would you like to gargle rat jiz? |
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! |
I said |
Patient 453 here has been fitted with the new vchip... |
My head hurts. |
Don't worry about that. Now, I want you to say 'Doggy.' |
Doggy. |
Notice that nothing happens. Now say 'Montana.' |
Montana. |
Good. Now 'Pillow'. |
Pillow. |
Alright, now I want you to say 'horsefucker.' |
OW!! That HURT GOD DAMMI |
OW!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!! THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! YOU SONS A BITCHE |
Success!! Our device works perfectly! We will begin mass production immediately! |
Oh but OF COURSE children are going to see it!! |
Uh, can I finish? Can I finish? ...The fact is that we Canadians are quite surprised by your outrage |
YOU JUST DON'T CARE! |
Can I finish? Hello? Can I finish? ...The United States has graphic images of violence on television all the time, what is that one show? COPS? And car crashes caught on tape? We can't believe that a movie with some foul language and fart jokes would piss you off so much. |
BECAUSE IT'S EVIL!! |
Can I finish? Please? Can I finish? ... ... Uh... Okay, I'm finished. |
What? |
The Canadians are just mad that we mothers here in South Park have the chutzpah to stand up to them! Like it or not, Mr. Canadian Minister, OUR children are now safe from your Canadian smut! |
What... |
Behold my glory. |
What... are you? |
I am the clitoris. |
The clitoris?! I DID IT!! I FOUND THE CLITORIS!! |
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