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God? ...Let me tell you something about God... He is ze biggest bitch of zem all.
Do you see them? Do you see Terrance and Phillip?
No. Zey must have zem inside. We will have to dig.
That's gonna take a long time!
Time? Did time matter to the Revolutionists who were forced to eat their own shit while dying in the dungeons of ze King?
Dude, we don't have watches.
Sheet. Did you bring ze mirror?
What's a butfor?
For pooping, silly.
Now listen carefully. Stan and Kyle, you stand watch here and await my return. If any guards come by, make a sound like a dying giraffe.
What's a dying giraffe sound like?
Gwpaapa. Gwpaapa.
Kay.
Be careful, dude.
Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in ze womb?
No! That's not Terrance or Phillip!
Oh... Alright, back you go.
It's so very cold...
We can't leave without you!
It's okay, I am done for.
No, I mean WE CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT YOU we don't know where the hell we are!!
Who is it?
Uhh... I'm here for La Resistance.
What's the password?
Uhh... I don't know.
Guess.
Uhh... Bacon.
Okay.
SHIT!
FREEZE!!
Kyle, you take your little brother out to play with you!
Aw, ma!!
Do as I say, Kyle!
Terrance and Phillip, you are under arrest for working in America without the proper documents! WE GOT YOU!
Dude, what the hell is going on?
Boys, we have to have a difficult discussion.
We already know what you did. We saw it on television.
What's that?
You boys need help. There are rehab centers that specialize in treating people with chronic addictions to bad language.
No... The General is right.
MOM!!!
Boobie... This is the only way you're ever going to learn. I have an opportunity here to teach you about consequences.
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!
KYLE BROVLOFSKI, YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!
Hey, relax Satan. Don't get all worked up. You're gonna give yourself an ulcer again.
Mrph mprph!!
What? What do you mean you don't belong here? Relax guy, hell is for children.
Mrph mprhm mm rmph!
A deal? You wanna make a deal with the devil. Well sure, deals are mounds o' fun.
Mph rmph rm rmph rmph rm!
Oh, you want out of hell, huh?
Mrph?
I wouldn't bullshit you kid! Snacky Smores are now available in stores everywhere! No biggie!
MMMMMPHPHPHPHP!!!!!
Fallen one... We have such sights to show you!
I am Satan. I am your God, now.
MPH RM!!!
What are you doing?! Get on with your misery!
Mph rmph rm rmph rm?
Him? I don't know... He can be nice... sometimes.
Mph rmph rm rmph rm.
What do you mean?! I could leave him if I wanted to!
Mph rm. Rmph rm rmph rm.
Mph rmph rm!
Get everyone in hell ready. When the blood of Terrance and Phillip spills, the day is ours!
Mph mph.
Then move out of the way.
Very well, then. I will put an end to the war as your wish and make everything as it was before the war started. But you Kenny, must remain dead.
Mph rm.
Purpre mama!
Be quiet, Ike! The movie's starting!
Donkey raping shit eater.
Doky maping she deeder!!!
Ber dada!
Get out of here Ike, you're too young for this stuff!
Papa mama simi.
You stay up here in the attic, Ike. Don't make any noises or nothing, okay?
Uhh...
Goodnight, Ike, we're all going to bed.
Yes I am!
Baba mama!
Who are you, kid?
My name is Gregory. I have been Wendy's countercousin for some time.
Viva la Resistance.
Oh no, it's that kid.
This is the place
May I?
What?
WE'RE going! WE started La Resistance to save Terrance and Phillip! We're going!
This will be very dangerous... Are you quite sure?
Hello there, children!!
Hey, Chef.
How would like some Salisbury Steak with buttered noodles?
What's the secret to making a woman happy?
Oh that's easy, you just gotta find the clitoris.
Huh?
Oops, I guess you haven't got that far in your anatomy class, huh?
No, what does that mean, find the clitoris?
Chef, what does it mean that we're at war?
It's... It's not good children.