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What?! No, no. You cant
I have to. Im the best man.
Nice speech. I thought it was touching... and funny.
Thank you.
Why, Jeffrey. Hello.
Hello, Katmandu.
Seeing you again....
Yeah?
Hey, Kat.
Hey, yourself. I see youve met my ex.
Hey, you!
Let me guess. Amy presumed Id forget the rings. I think Im her least favorite person. You know, I am sorry.
Maybe not her least... Theres always
So, tell me, hows unmarried life?
I have regrets.
Whoa, Jeffrey. Slow down. You and me, were the past. Im not sure if you noticed, but Im here with someone else.
Kat, we must talk. This guy, theres something not quite right.
Its called character. God, youre predictable.
Is that why you brought him? Because of me.
Kat, wait. I dont want you hating me. Weve never had this talk. You know how crap I am at this.
Um, news flash: I dont give a shit.
Kat, stop it. You do. You cant even look me in the eye. You went back to the States when we split up.
That was a long time ago.
It was. And it took your sister getting married to get you back here.
So, whats your point?
I should have told you why I broke up with you. I was a coward. You deserve to know.
You were so good to me. I swear I never meant to hurt you. We were together what, five years?
Seven if you count the onandoff years. Which I do.
Right. Seven. Christ, thats a long time, isnt it?
Not for a dog.
Well, we had a lot of good years, but then...
Is this supposed to be an apology?
Its not supposed to be anything, Kat. Its just my rather feeble attempt to.... Oh, I dont know. You see, I thought I could deny my feelings
Youre not even listening.
When we were together I was too here, now Im not here enough.
Bollocks, Im sorry. I had no idea this would be so difficult.
Relax. Take a breath and just say it. Its no big deal. I promise.
Brilliant.
Well, it was a big deal. As late as...yesterday. Or this morning. But not anymore.
Its the past. Its nothing but ghosts. So just get it off your chest, then lets go back upstairs and eat some tiramisu.
I slept with your sister.
Im sorry?
I shagged Amy. Two years ago. Thats why I ended it. And then, after you left, sod it, we kept at it like rabbits until we both realized it was absolutely mad. And, you know, morally wrong. Then there was that one other time. And that was it.
Hey.
Oh, hello.
Ah, a philosopher.
Shrink, actually.
Crikey.
What?
Nothing, nothing.
No, tell me.
You Yanks and your therapy. Its great. Its all a bit too touchyfeely for me.
Hey, man.
Sorry, can you give us a moment?
No, I cant. Were late for a dance lesson. I guess youll have to finish up later.
Whats his problem?
What?
Theres something about him thats just a bit odd.
Other than, hes shagging your exgirlfriend?
No, thats not it.
Remember when we went hiking in the lake district and Amy was wearing that little bikini thing.
No.
It was before you started going out. We had lunch at that inn on the lake.
Oh, yes. Right. The Rat and Parrot.
And Kat was fully clothed.
But, somehow, it was Kats arse that was stung by nettles. And you rubbed it with a dandelion leaf.
Thats when I realized I wanted to be a doctor.
Oh, shut up. Youre an optician.
Lasik surgeon, actually.
I didnt deserve her back then.
And you do now?
Nothing.
Doesnt look like nothing.
Whos ever heard of dance lessons for a wedding, honestly?
Um, just about everyone.
You are taking the piss?
Just because some slags been paid for, doesnt mean youve got to...you know.
Its been my experience that the people who hire a prostitute, need a prostitute. You did the right thing.
I think I love you, mate. How do you know so much about so much?
Im a hooker.
I thought you said you were crap.
I had to say something to get you here.
Fair enough, but Im stepping on toes here and youre waltzing around like...
Ill just check into a hotel.
Dont be ridiculous. Its late and the place is empty. Just take my car.
I look like a total wanker, dont I?
Yeah, kind of.
You heading to the train station?
I figured you could pick up your car tomorrow.
Yeah.
Wheres Nick sleeping?
Why, with you.
My mother has a rule about men and women sleeping in the same room without a ring in the picture. She thinks its
Huh?
Im not as square as my daughter thinks.
Moms refining her strategy for DDay.
Im sure General Eisenhower never had to master the finer points of the seating chart and centerpieces. Oh, and tomorrow afternoon you are carpooling to the country with the FletcherWootens.
Sir, yes, sir!
Id be happy to. Youre welcome.
Oh, dont be that way.