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Show some compassion.
...mmm.
...'bout ready to Mix it Up...?
Is today Laundry Day...?
Someone's bringing in a kitten...?
No, no, no.... we'll punch <u>in</u> a kitten. Um... <u>Later</u>.
...you're gonna Punch in a Kitten Later.
Yes.
Why...?
A wider option of what?
...of kittens...
The Special AntiTerrorist Detachment of the Border Patrol... what do they <u>do</u>...?
...they... <u>you</u> know...
Oh huh...
...they have the capacity to Meld into the <u>Woods</u>, and...
And one of them is in love with the <u>sister</u> of...
I'm just talking about the Hats.
The hats.
A beret.
Why a beret?
Cause you can crush it and put it in your pocket.
"...the special detachment..." Good! What is it?
With their berets...
...their Leopard Skin Berets....
I need a ruling on the Hats. I say a Leopardskin, and...
Hey, <u>you're</u> getting the big bucks.... I think we're upandrunning...
What would be true, then.
Well, you said it yourself, earlier, and if I may rephrase, that the success of the President, in the Polls...
...as of today, 89% favorable.
Eighty<u>nine</u> percent favorable, is based not on <u>events</u>...
...by you?
By the media, by, yes, by, in this case, our organization.
Well, there's a lot to be said for that. And I'm going to show a clip. You've seen it before, you've seen it <u>many</u> times... But I'm going to ask you to look at it once more. With the election one day off, and the President's standing in the polls...
It's tough to rhyme.
I believe in you....
Albania, Albania, Albania, James bond Villains.
John Belushi... <u>Jim</u> Belushi...
Jim Belushi...?
Surest thing you know.
They guard our, <u>you</u> know ... "borders," night and day...
Yeah, good good good good good. And They're <u>So</u> <u>Secret</u>...
I have the White House on the Line.
...one minute: Demille needs an elephant for a reshoot.
...the Suitcase Bomb. ACT ONE Albania denies it. President comes on the air, "Be Calm." Okay, now: Good. Now, Alright. Act <u>TWO</u>... I need the following here. Right now: Johnnie Green, Liz Butsky, and get me the Fad King.
Isn't Johnny Green in the...
No, he's back in Nashville.
Public Domain.
And what? What? She was Driven From Her Home, by Albanian Terrorists. It is her we are mobilizing to defend... it is "she"?
Wearemobilizingtodefend<u>her</u>.
Can we give'er a <u>kitten</u>?
No problem. Here's the...
I didn't ask for a dog.
...the pet wrangler suggested it..he's also got a...
Do it later... Okay, now, "The Little Girl," who is she, what is she doing? She is....she's ...Okay, okay, it's an Albanian village... She is the victim of, she has been <u>relocated</u>, to, to, for the <u>terrorists</u>, the Government Labs...the, the... a <u>staging</u> area for their Atomic workshop. They're torturing her family, because they have connections in Canada, which would permit the terrorists access to the American Border.
Better.
You like it?
Yes.
Fine. Good.
Why can't it be a ribbon?
It can't be a ribbon cause AIDS had a ribbon, cause the Yellow Ribbon thing had a ribbon, cause...
Uh...uh... Mounties. The Mounties Guard The Border. uh... those Mountie Hats.
They look stupid.
We had Davy Crockett hats... They made a fortune.
We had Davy Crockett hats, but you could <u>crush</u>'em ... you could <u>crush</u>'em, see, when you felt stupid. Crush'em, put em in your Pocket. You can't put a Mountie hat in your...
Shoes, Hats....
The special hats of the Special Antiterrorist detachment of the Border Patrol.
Black...
Leopard Skin...
Well, <u>that</u> ain't very butch, is it?
It's a <u>beret</u>...
...I meant the Leopard Skin...
British Regiments drape their drums in Leopard Skins.
Thank God this is America.
Look, look, look, look, Canada, okay...? Our neighbor to the North, alla sudden, transformed, into That Place, where, like the North Wind, <u>Terror</u> comes...
Keep Talking....
What guards Us Against Canada...?
...what am I <u>doing</u>? Do you see me working...? Here's what you want to do, you want to come out of the box, an item, someone 'ready <u>has</u>, but <u>then</u> you sell it to'em. Torn <u>jeans</u>, uh ... faded Levi Jackets, uh... uh...
Where are we on the Image? Grace? <u>Grace</u>...
Headshots. Girls to play the girl in our footage. I like the sorrowful one. Anybody Else....?
...what is this?
I go with this here...
Too Texan. Go with the stick. Thanks. <u>What</u>...? ...does it have to be <u>Albania</u>...We're locked into Albania...why?
Bunny: I had an idea: a Slinky, that falls <u>Up</u>... Naa, we can figure that <u>out</u>. What I'm wondering: what do we <u>call</u> it... You got my number...
Why are they ...
We got the guy, we got the guy, we got the Guy!
The Canada Thing was a shuck. A <u>shuck</u> wasted a day. What can you do with Canada? Bears, mapleleafs, "sugar onSnow." Lays there on the plate like a lox.
It's like those Japanese in the Caves on Okinawa... didn't believe the War was Over.
You got a guy, doesn't believe the War is... NO NO NO. An American Serviceman... A brave American Serviceman, is Left <u>Behind</u> ... He is Left Behind. He is discarded like an Old Shoe... Gemme the Pentagon. List of people in all Military Special Programs.... Left behind. Like the Old Shoe... Johnny: "Good Old Shoe"...
...what do you got?
Military Special Programs... <u>Programs</u>... No, I am not Shouting at you, I'm... I'm sorry. Anyone named <u>Shoe</u> Schumann? <u>Schuster</u>... uh
All part of the Service we Render.
He ain't seen <u>nothin'</u> yet.
When do you bring'em back? Schumann.
Going to make a little stop back home, pick up my shirts, show him a little treat.
See y'at the Finish Line.
Tell'em to fly the Inaugural Speech past me.
Don't tune it too good.
Leave it flat, will you, Ben?
William Schuman. Old Shoe. U.S. Army. Serial number, 21312841262.
Take ten.

Show some compassion.

...mmm.

...'bout ready to Mix it Up...?

Is today Laundry Day...?

Someone's bringing in a kitten...?

No, no, no.... we'll punch in a kitten. Um... Later.

...you're gonna Punch in a Kitten Later.

Yes.

Why...?

A wider option of what?

...of kittens...

The Special AntiTerrorist Detachment of the Border Patrol... what do they do...?

...they... you know...

Oh huh...

...they have the capacity to Meld into the Woods, and...

And one of them is in love with the sister of...

I'm just talking about the Hats.

The hats.

A beret.

Why a beret?

Cause you can crush it and put it in your pocket.

"...the special detachment..." Good! What is it?

With their berets...

...their Leopard Skin Berets....

I need a ruling on the Hats. I say a Leopardskin, and...

Hey, you're getting the big bucks.... I think we're upandrunning...

What would be true, then.

Well, you said it yourself, earlier, and if I may rephrase, that the success of the President, in the Polls...

...as of today, 89% favorable.

Eightynine percent favorable, is based not on events...

...by you?

By the media, by, yes, by, in this case, our organization.

Well, there's a lot to be said for that. And I'm going to show a clip. You've seen it before, you've seen it many times... But I'm going to ask you to look at it once more. With the election one day off, and the President's standing in the polls...

It's tough to rhyme.

I believe in you....

Albania, Albania, Albania, James bond Villains.

John Belushi... Jim Belushi...

Jim Belushi...?

Surest thing you know.

They guard our, you know ... "borders," night and day...

Yeah, good good good good good. And They're So Secret...

I have the White House on the Line.

...one minute: Demille needs an elephant for a reshoot.

...the Suitcase Bomb. ACT ONE Albania denies it. President comes on the air, "Be Calm." Okay, now: Good. Now, Alright. Act TWO... I need the following here. Right now: Johnnie Green, Liz Butsky, and get me the Fad King.

Isn't Johnny Green in the...

No, he's back in Nashville.

Public Domain.

And what? What? She was Driven From Her Home, by Albanian Terrorists. It is her we are mobilizing to defend... it is "she"?

Wearemobilizingtodefendher.

Can we give'er a kitten?

No problem. Here's the...

I didn't ask for a dog.

...the pet wrangler suggested it..he's also got a...

Do it later... Okay, now, "The Little Girl," who is she, what is she doing? She is....she's ...Okay, okay, it's an Albanian village... She is the victim of, she has been relocated, to, to, for the terrorists, the Government Labs...the, the... a staging area for their Atomic workshop. They're torturing her family, because they have connections in Canada, which would permit the terrorists access to the American Border.

Better.

You like it?

Yes.

Fine. Good.

Why can't it be a ribbon?

It can't be a ribbon cause AIDS had a ribbon, cause the Yellow Ribbon thing had a ribbon, cause...

Uh...uh... Mounties. The Mounties Guard The Border. uh... those Mountie Hats.

They look stupid.

We had Davy Crockett hats... They made a fortune.

We had Davy Crockett hats, but you could crush'em ... you could crush'em, see, when you felt stupid. Crush'em, put em in your Pocket. You can't put a Mountie hat in your...

Shoes, Hats....

The special hats of the Special Antiterrorist detachment of the Border Patrol.

Black...

Leopard Skin...

Well, that ain't very butch, is it?

It's a beret...

...I meant the Leopard Skin...

British Regiments drape their drums in Leopard Skins.

Thank God this is America.

Look, look, look, look, Canada, okay...? Our neighbor to the North, alla sudden, transformed, into That Place, where, like the North Wind, Terror comes...

Keep Talking....

What guards Us Against Canada...?

...what am I doing? Do you see me working...? Here's what you want to do, you want to come out of the box, an item, someone 'ready has, but then you sell it to'em. Torn jeans, uh ... faded Levi Jackets, uh... uh...

Where are we on the Image? Grace? Grace...

Headshots. Girls to play the girl in our footage. I like the sorrowful one. Anybody Else....?

...what is this?

I go with this here...

Too Texan. Go with the stick. Thanks. What...? ...does it have to be Albania...We're locked into Albania...why?

Bunny: I had an idea: a Slinky, that falls Up... Naa, we can figure that out. What I'm wondering: what do we call it... You got my number...

Why are they ...

We got the guy, we got the guy, we got the Guy!

The Canada Thing was a shuck. A shuck wasted a day. What can you do with Canada? Bears, mapleleafs, "sugar onSnow." Lays there on the plate like a lox.

It's like those Japanese in the Caves on Okinawa... didn't believe the War was Over.

You got a guy, doesn't believe the War is... NO NO NO. An American Serviceman... A brave American Serviceman, is Left Behind ... He is Left Behind. He is discarded like an Old Shoe... Gemme the Pentagon. List of people in all Military Special Programs.... Left behind. Like the Old Shoe... Johnny: "Good Old Shoe"...

...what do you got?

Military Special Programs... Programs... No, I am not Shouting at you, I'm... I'm sorry. Anyone named Shoe Schumann? Schuster... uh

All part of the Service we Render.

He ain't seen nothin' yet.

When do you bring'em back? Schumann.

Going to make a little stop back home, pick up my shirts, show him a little treat.

See y'at the Finish Line.

Tell'em to fly the Inaugural Speech past me.

Don't tune it too good.

Leave it flat, will you, Ben?

William Schuman. Old Shoe. U.S. Army. Serial number, 21312841262.

Take ten.