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...we get our hands on him? |
They got him standing by. |
What's the thing with Morse Code... |
Oh, you're gonna love this: |
My prop guy, had a guy out here. |
Get it in the stacks at the Library of Congress, Now. Who's seeing the guy at C.B.S.? |
What? |
What do you mean he won't do it? He won't do <u>what</u>? He won't do the sp... It's what? It's <u>corny</u>? <u>Corny</u>? Is that the word? Of <u>course</u> it's corny. We wouldn't have him <u>say</u> the flippin' thing it wasn't corny. Put... listen, it's not a question, we're locked <u>in</u> to this speech. NO We'... |
Not bad for government work. Having a good time. |
Haven't had so much fun since Live TV. |
Mmm... |
You do your job right, nobody should notice. |
Mmm. |
S'only when you fuck up, everything gets full of shit. Do you think we could line him up for the Peace Prize? |
Hey, our job ends at the Finish Line. |
Yes, but I, well, <u>you</u> know... |
Just for the Symmetry of the thing...? |
...that's right. |
If they can give Kissenger the Peace Prize, I wouldn't be surprised to wake up and find I'd won the Preakness. |
Well, yes, but the guy <u>did</u> bring Peace. |
Yes, but there wasn't a War. |
All the greater accomplishment. |
Inaugural Speech, press corp's gonna be jealous of giving up that one... |
Hey, lemme close out the thing in style. |
I've come to feel It's my thing. You know, you take a job... You take a job, and, many times, it's <u>just</u> a job. And then... |
Hell of a Ride, Stanley... |
...<u>isn't</u> it? Hey, whatthehey ... it's all part of the bittersweet... |
Against...who could be aggressor....Help me out here...Units of 303, the Defense Department confirms, early this morning, Albanian Time, stormed a mountain hideaway, near the city of help me out here and freed a tired, but happy William Schumann, Suffering no casualties. His condition is reported as Guarded, and his ... |
...we'll gettim in their cars. |
Yeah, we'll gettem in their cars. I'm slowing down... No, no. Look, lookit: I think it's a mistake, well, I'll <u>tell</u> you why: you got'em by the balls, <u>Squeeze</u>. Because Schumann's the Shark. He's ...<u>Jaws</u>. You have to <u>tease</u>'em... You don't puttem in the first reel of the movie... Bring'em back ... |
Big mistake. |
Hell, yes, we're, we're on our way to get him now. No. Lookit: it's like a girl with her virginity, y'understand... |
Guy says he'll respect her tomorrow, he <u>might</u>, but why take a chance? Hold out til after you're married. That's... that's.... looky, we're offering'em Schumann, make em <u>vote</u> for hhhh.... psychologically, they will understand that that's the bargain. Make them pay for him. Make... that's right, the price i... |
Hey, lcokit: <u>any</u> business... |
Ain't <u>that</u> the truth. |
Whattaya gonna do when this is all over? |
What am <u>I</u> gonna do? I'm gonna "Fade Away." What are you gonna do? |
Well, I'll be damned if I <u>know</u> ... you know... doing this <u>thing</u> ... You know what the worst word is, in the English Language? It's retirement." What the <u>hell</u> was I thinking of? Hell, I used to... |
We pick up Schumann. Sneak him back inside the Beltway. And we plan his homecoming. Zt's gone be Neil Armstrong, Dr. Livingston, and <u>Lindy</u>...They're gonna forget, they're gonna forget, they're gonna forget that there <u>is</u> an election...The Pres's gonna have to say, one of his speeches, "Don't forget to Vote... |
I got it in the inaugural. "Thank you for voting for me, but, <u>as</u> importantly: Thank you for <u>voting</u>... |
Getting off on the inaugural? Gonna go... |
Might, if I was asked... |
Medal. Medal and Ribbon. |
Of what? |
The Albanian Campaign. |
...the Albanian Campaign. This... this is history... |
...the Albanian Campaign. And we won't even be a footnote... |
We <u>were</u> the Albanian campaign, John <u>We Were There</u>. |
They should be. Most valuable animal since Sea Biscuit. <u>Isn't</u> he... |
Bigger than that. For want of a nail a <u>Kingdom</u> was lost... |
You've <u>got</u> something, there... |
...a masterpiece... |
...givem what they want...But... |
I thought they weren't meeting him at the airport... |
They insist they wanna go with meeting him at the airport. I told'em they're wrong, I can't convince'em. They're concerned that the last kid had the <u>Wheat</u>. Variations include, the kid is a <u>boy</u>, the kid is <u>twins</u>, it's a little <u>dog</u> ... they rub meat on Schumann's cuff, the dog runs to him... |
Uh... |
I think we asked for "special programs" and they gave us "special prisons." |
Yeah, well it's only one word difference. |
A slight, a slight, well, no, we're gonna <u>deal</u> with it, we just, I need a little readjustment...we need to re<u>think</u>... |
Yes, William, Uh, we have this <u>thing</u> we're doing... |
He's fine, as long as he gets his medication. |
Speaking of that... We're gonna need a whole lot <u>more</u> of this.... |
Just....do what I ...look: get me a ...hello...? Hel...? I'm going to need an <u>ambulance</u>, we take him, the last moment, right from the Pl...no, <u>we</u> land, we puttem <u>in</u> the ambulance. Air force jet lands, we take somebody <u>else</u> off <u>that</u> jet...what the fuck do <u>I</u> care? Somebody in a H... |
Cause I don't think <u>this</u> dog is gonna hunt.... |
He's going to be fine, aren't you boy...? |
Yeah, well, perhaps... Speaking of which: I have a <u>prescription</u> here, I'm going to give you the <u>number</u>, I need you standing by with a <u>crate</u> of the stuff.... it's ... what is it? |
An antipsychotic... |
It's an antipsychotic, the num... the number...hello...hello... |
Mmm. |
What <u>kind</u> of stuff? Hello...? |
...what happened...? |
I think we were experiencing a Little Technical Difficulty. |
How's our friend? |
What the hell do <u>we</u> care? |
Eh? I'm like the Rest of America. I don't <u>care</u> I'm just <u>addicted to it</u>... |
Wake up. |
Is he dead? |
No, I didn't think so. |
Leav't alone. Wha'd television ever do to you? Ate your <u>life</u>, ruin'd your <u>Culture</u>, but... |
Y'know what else bothers me? "Shh lil baby, don' saya word, papa's gon buy you a mocking bird..." The baby don'say a word, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MOTHERFUCKING MOCKING BIRD GONE SAY? You follow me...? |
Get on your feet, boy. |
Uh huh...why? |
We're going home. We're going home together... |
We have no home. We're vagrants. N'each man's hand's against us. We killed Old Shoe... We killed the Schuster...spend our life in a packingcrate...Where are you <u>going</u>...? |
Come on, Pal, come on Willie, come on, Old Shoe... |
I'm tired. |
Finish Strong! Are you <u>nuts</u>? Are you nuts? This's Pennies from <u>Heaven</u>... on his triumphal return home, Old Shoe, his Plane Forced Down...AND YET... |
He's supposed to be flying in from Europe. |
We'll deal with that when we come to it. <u>This</u> is producing. <u>This</u> is what they pay off on...come on, Pal, Boots and Saddles... |
You can't tell this story. |
Why not? |
Some'b'y'll have you killed. |
Ha ha. No, no, not <u>now</u>, not <u>now</u>, of course, But Someday... when they tell <u>this</u> story... |
You would be, two, if you'd gone through what he went through. |
He raped a <u>Nun</u>... |
What he went through in <u>Albania</u>... |
He's doped to the <u>Gills</u> ... |
No, I'm On Top of it... |
"...unsure whether or not Enemy Action..." |
No, I'm fine... I got it together.... |
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