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...we get our hands on him?
They got him standing by.
What's the thing with Morse Code...
Oh, you're gonna love this:
My prop guy, had a guy out here.
Get it in the stacks at the Library of Congress, Now. Who's seeing the guy at C.B.S.?
What?
What do you mean he won't do it? He won't do <u>what</u>? He won't do the sp... It's what? It's <u>corny</u>? <u>Corny</u>? Is that the word? Of <u>course</u> it's corny. We wouldn't have him <u>say</u> the flippin' thing it wasn't corny. Put... listen, it's not a question, we're locked <u>in</u> to this speech. NO We're, Are You Listening? LOCKED IN. We're, we're playing way <u>past</u> it, we're <u>past</u> it it's the setup for...he has <u>got</u> to say the speech. Tell Ames to meet me at the West Gate in...
Not bad for government work. Having a good time.
Haven't had so much fun since Live TV.
Mmm...
You do your job right, nobody should notice.
Mmm.
S'only when you fuck up, everything gets full of shit. Do you think we could line him up for the Peace Prize?
Hey, our job ends at the Finish Line.
Yes, but I, well, <u>you</u> know...
Just for the Symmetry of the thing...?
...that's right.
If they can give Kissenger the Peace Prize, I wouldn't be surprised to wake up and find I'd won the Preakness.
Well, yes, but the guy <u>did</u> bring Peace.
Yes, but there wasn't a War.
All the greater accomplishment.
Inaugural Speech, press corp's gonna be jealous of giving up that one...
Hey, lemme close out the thing in style.
I've come to feel It's my thing. You know, you take a job... You take a job, and, many times, it's <u>just</u> a job. And then...
Hell of a Ride, Stanley...
...<u>isn't</u> it? Hey, whatthehey ... it's all part of the bittersweet...
Against...who could be aggressor....Help me out here...Units of 303, the Defense Department confirms, early this morning, Albanian Time, stormed a mountain hideaway, near the city of help me out here and freed a tired, but happy William Schumann, Suffering no casualties. His condition is reported as Guarded, and his route to the US has not been disclosed, but a high White House source confirms he is expected in Washington tomorrow morning...no, that's for the wire service. Moss's working on Big Bird's Inaugural. Nine A.M...? Nine? Miss the commuters, but...
...we'll gettim in their cars.
Yeah, we'll gettem in their cars. I'm slowing down... No, no. Look, lookit: I think it's a mistake, well, I'll <u>tell</u> you why: you got'em by the balls, <u>Squeeze</u>. Because Schumann's the Shark. He's ...<u>Jaws</u>. You have to <u>tease</u>'em... You don't puttem in the first reel of the movie... Bring'em back <u>slow</u>, the President... No, no, put him on. Put him on. President wants to reveal Scbumann before the election.
Big mistake.
Hell, yes, we're, we're on our way to get him now. No. Lookit: it's like a girl with her virginity, y'understand...
Guy says he'll respect her tomorrow, he <u>might</u>, but why take a chance? Hold out til after you're married. That's... that's.... looky, we're offering'em Schumann, make em <u>vote</u> for hhhh.... psychologically, they will understand that that's the bargain. Make them pay for him. Make... that's right, the price is their vote. Now, we bring him home, the President announces he is flying <u>home</u>, he's <u>here</u>, he's <u>there</u>... f'there the election, TA DA, here he is. Have him say it like I wrote it, It'll be fine. Thanks. Labor, five bucks an hour. If you <u>watch</u>, <u>ten</u> bucks an hour. If you <u>help</u> ... if you <u>help</u>, a <u>hundred</u> bucks an hour.
Hey, lcokit: <u>any</u> business...
Ain't <u>that</u> the truth.
Whattaya gonna do when this is all over?
What am <u>I</u> gonna do? I'm gonna "Fade Away." What are you gonna do?
Well, I'll be damned if I <u>know</u> ... you know... doing this <u>thing</u> ... You know what the worst word is, in the English Language? It's retirement." What the <u>hell</u> was I thinking of? Hell, I used to...
We pick up Schumann. Sneak him back inside the Beltway. And we plan his homecoming. Zt's gone be Neil Armstrong, Dr. Livingston, and <u>Lindy</u>...They're gonna forget, they're gonna forget, they're gonna forget that there <u>is</u> an election...The Pres's gonna have to say, one of his speeches, "Don't forget to Vote..."
I got it in the inaugural. "Thank you for voting for me, but, <u>as</u> importantly: Thank you for <u>voting</u>...
Getting off on the inaugural? Gonna go...
Might, if I was asked...
Medal. Medal and Ribbon.
Of what?
The Albanian Campaign.
...the Albanian Campaign. This... this is history...
...the Albanian Campaign. And we won't even be a footnote...
We <u>were</u> the Albanian campaign, John <u>We Were There</u>.
They should be. Most valuable animal since Sea Biscuit. <u>Isn't</u> he...
Bigger than that. For want of a nail a <u>Kingdom</u> was lost...
You've <u>got</u> something, there...
...a masterpiece...
...givem what they want...But...
I thought they weren't meeting him at the airport...
They insist they wanna go with meeting him at the airport. I told'em they're wrong, I can't convince'em. They're concerned that the last kid had the <u>Wheat</u>. Variations include, the kid is a <u>boy</u>, the kid is <u>twins</u>, it's a little <u>dog</u> ... they rub meat on Schumann's cuff, the dog runs to him...
Uh...
I think we asked for "special programs" and they gave us "special prisons."
Yeah, well it's only one word difference.
A slight, a slight, well, no, we're gonna <u>deal</u> with it, we just, I need a little readjustment...we need to re<u>think</u>...
Yes, William, Uh, we have this <u>thing</u> we're doing...
He's fine, as long as he gets his medication.
Speaking of that... We're gonna need a whole lot <u>more</u> of this....
Just....do what I ...look: get me a ...hello...? Hel...? I'm going to need an <u>ambulance</u>, we take him, the last moment, right from the Pl...no, <u>we</u> land, we puttem <u>in</u> the ambulance. Air force jet lands, we take somebody <u>else</u> off <u>that</u> jet...what the fuck do <u>I</u> care? Somebody in a Hospital gown. And we need a ......hello? Hello...?
Cause I don't think <u>this</u> dog is gonna hunt....
He's going to be fine, aren't you boy...?
Yeah, well, perhaps... Speaking of which: I have a <u>prescription</u> here, I'm going to give you the <u>number</u>, I need you standing by with a <u>crate</u> of the stuff.... it's ... what is it?
An antipsychotic...
It's an antipsychotic, the num... the number...hello...hello...
Mmm.
What <u>kind</u> of stuff? Hello...?
...what happened...?
I think we were experiencing a Little Technical Difficulty.
How's our friend?
What the hell do <u>we</u> care?
Eh? I'm like the Rest of America. I don't <u>care</u> I'm just <u>addicted to it</u>...
Wake up.
Is he dead?
No, I didn't think so.
Leav't alone. Wha'd television ever do to you? Ate your <u>life</u>, ruin'd your <u>Culture</u>, but...
Y'know what else bothers me? "Shh lil baby, don' saya word, papa's gon buy you a mocking bird..." The baby don'say a word, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MOTHERFUCKING MOCKING BIRD GONE SAY? You follow me...?
Get on your feet, boy.
Uh huh...why?
We're going home. We're going home together...
We have no home. We're vagrants. N'each man's hand's against us. We killed Old Shoe... We killed the Schuster...spend our life in a packingcrate...Where are you <u>going</u>...?
Come on, Pal, come on Willie, come on, Old Shoe...
I'm tired.
Finish Strong! Are you <u>nuts</u>? Are you nuts? This's Pennies from <u>Heaven</u>... on his triumphal return home, Old Shoe, his Plane Forced Down...AND YET...
He's supposed to be flying in from Europe.
We'll deal with that when we come to it. <u>This</u> is producing. <u>This</u> is what they pay off on...come on, Pal, Boots and Saddles...
You can't tell this story.
Why not?
Some'b'y'll have you killed.
Ha ha. No, no, not <u>now</u>, not <u>now</u>, of course, But Someday... when they tell <u>this</u> story...
You would be, two, if you'd gone through what he went through.
He raped a <u>Nun</u>...
What he went through in <u>Albania</u>...
He's doped to the <u>Gills</u> ...
No, I'm On Top of it...
"...unsure whether or not Enemy Action..."
No, I'm fine... I got it together....

...we get our hands on him?

They got him standing by.

What's the thing with Morse Code...

Oh, you're gonna love this:

My prop guy, had a guy out here.

Get it in the stacks at the Library of Congress, Now. Who's seeing the guy at C.B.S.?

What?

What do you mean he won't do it? He won't do what? He won't do the sp... It's what? It's corny? Corny? Is that the word? Of course it's corny. We wouldn't have him say the flippin' thing it wasn't corny. Put... listen, it's not a question, we're locked in to this speech. NO We're, Are You Listening? LOCKED IN. We're, we're playing way past it, we're past it it's the setup for...he has got to say the speech. Tell Ames to meet me at the West Gate in...

Not bad for government work. Having a good time.

Haven't had so much fun since Live TV.

Mmm...

You do your job right, nobody should notice.

Mmm.

S'only when you fuck up, everything gets full of shit. Do you think we could line him up for the Peace Prize?

Hey, our job ends at the Finish Line.

Yes, but I, well, you know...

Just for the Symmetry of the thing...?

...that's right.

If they can give Kissenger the Peace Prize, I wouldn't be surprised to wake up and find I'd won the Preakness.

Well, yes, but the guy did bring Peace.

Yes, but there wasn't a War.

All the greater accomplishment.

Inaugural Speech, press corp's gonna be jealous of giving up that one...

Hey, lemme close out the thing in style.

I've come to feel It's my thing. You know, you take a job... You take a job, and, many times, it's just a job. And then...

Hell of a Ride, Stanley...

...isn't it? Hey, whatthehey ... it's all part of the bittersweet...

Against...who could be aggressor....Help me out here...Units of 303, the Defense Department confirms, early this morning, Albanian Time, stormed a mountain hideaway, near the city of help me out here and freed a tired, but happy William Schumann, Suffering no casualties. His condition is reported as Guarded, and his route to the US has not been disclosed, but a high White House source confirms he is expected in Washington tomorrow morning...no, that's for the wire service. Moss's working on Big Bird's Inaugural. Nine A.M...? Nine? Miss the commuters, but...

...we'll gettim in their cars.

Yeah, we'll gettem in their cars. I'm slowing down... No, no. Look, lookit: I think it's a mistake, well, I'll tell you why: you got'em by the balls, Squeeze. Because Schumann's the Shark. He's ...Jaws. You have to tease'em... You don't puttem in the first reel of the movie... Bring'em back slow, the President... No, no, put him on. Put him on. President wants to reveal Scbumann before the election.

Big mistake.

Hell, yes, we're, we're on our way to get him now. No. Lookit: it's like a girl with her virginity, y'understand...

Guy says he'll respect her tomorrow, he might, but why take a chance? Hold out til after you're married. That's... that's.... looky, we're offering'em Schumann, make em vote for hhhh.... psychologically, they will understand that that's the bargain. Make them pay for him. Make... that's right, the price is their vote. Now, we bring him home, the President announces he is flying home, he's here, he's there... f'there the election, TA DA, here he is. Have him say it like I wrote it, It'll be fine. Thanks. Labor, five bucks an hour. If you watch, ten bucks an hour. If you help ... if you help, a hundred bucks an hour.

Hey, lcokit: any business...

Ain't that the truth.

Whattaya gonna do when this is all over?

What am I gonna do? I'm gonna "Fade Away." What are you gonna do?

Well, I'll be damned if I know ... you know... doing this thing ... You know what the worst word is, in the English Language? It's retirement." What the hell was I thinking of? Hell, I used to...

We pick up Schumann. Sneak him back inside the Beltway. And we plan his homecoming. Zt's gone be Neil Armstrong, Dr. Livingston, and Lindy...They're gonna forget, they're gonna forget, they're gonna forget that there is an election...The Pres's gonna have to say, one of his speeches, "Don't forget to Vote..."

I got it in the inaugural. "Thank you for voting for me, but, as importantly: Thank you for voting...

Getting off on the inaugural? Gonna go...

Might, if I was asked...

Medal. Medal and Ribbon.

Of what?

The Albanian Campaign.

...the Albanian Campaign. This... this is history...

...the Albanian Campaign. And we won't even be a footnote...

We were the Albanian campaign, John We Were There.

They should be. Most valuable animal since Sea Biscuit. Isn't he...

Bigger than that. For want of a nail a Kingdom was lost...

You've got something, there...

...a masterpiece...

...givem what they want...But...

I thought they weren't meeting him at the airport...

They insist they wanna go with meeting him at the airport. I told'em they're wrong, I can't convince'em. They're concerned that the last kid had the Wheat. Variations include, the kid is a boy, the kid is twins, it's a little dog ... they rub meat on Schumann's cuff, the dog runs to him...

Uh...

I think we asked for "special programs" and they gave us "special prisons."

Yeah, well it's only one word difference.

A slight, a slight, well, no, we're gonna deal with it, we just, I need a little readjustment...we need to rethink...

Yes, William, Uh, we have this thing we're doing...

He's fine, as long as he gets his medication.

Speaking of that... We're gonna need a whole lot more of this....

Just....do what I ...look: get me a ...hello...? Hel...? I'm going to need an ambulance, we take him, the last moment, right from the Pl...no, we land, we puttem in the ambulance. Air force jet lands, we take somebody else off that jet...what the fuck do I care? Somebody in a Hospital gown. And we need a ......hello? Hello...?

Cause I don't think this dog is gonna hunt....

He's going to be fine, aren't you boy...?

Yeah, well, perhaps... Speaking of which: I have a prescription here, I'm going to give you the number, I need you standing by with a crate of the stuff.... it's ... what is it?

An antipsychotic...

It's an antipsychotic, the num... the number...hello...hello...

Mmm.

What kind of stuff? Hello...?

...what happened...?

I think we were experiencing a Little Technical Difficulty.

How's our friend?

What the hell do we care?

Eh? I'm like the Rest of America. I don't care I'm just addicted to it...

Wake up.

Is he dead?

No, I didn't think so.

Leav't alone. Wha'd television ever do to you? Ate your life, ruin'd your Culture, but...

Y'know what else bothers me? "Shh lil baby, don' saya word, papa's gon buy you a mocking bird..." The baby don'say a word, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MOTHERFUCKING MOCKING BIRD GONE SAY? You follow me...?

Get on your feet, boy.

Uh huh...why?

We're going home. We're going home together...

We have no home. We're vagrants. N'each man's hand's against us. We killed Old Shoe... We killed the Schuster...spend our life in a packingcrate...Where are you going...?

Come on, Pal, come on Willie, come on, Old Shoe...

I'm tired.

Finish Strong! Are you nuts? Are you nuts? This's Pennies from Heaven... on his triumphal return home, Old Shoe, his Plane Forced Down...AND YET...

He's supposed to be flying in from Europe.

We'll deal with that when we come to it. This is producing. This is what they pay off on...come on, Pal, Boots and Saddles...

You can't tell this story.

Why not?

Some'b'y'll have you killed.

Ha ha. No, no, not now, not now, of course, But Someday... when they tell this story...

You would be, two, if you'd gone through what he went through.

He raped a Nun...

What he went through in Albania...

He's doped to the Gills ...

No, I'm On Top of it...

"...unsure whether or not Enemy Action..."

No, I'm fine... I got it together....