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Hold it a minute, Benny, willya?
It's too clean.
Let's take the bridge from <u>nine</u>, and the intro from <u>one</u>, and...
It's got to sound like an <u>acetate</u> recording, 1930.
Hold it a minute, Benny, we're going to tweak it a bit. This may take a while.
Do I know you?
We have some mutual friends in Washington.
And you're here <u>why</u>...?
I'm here, Mr. Moss, because you've shown yourself a great supporter of the Party.
Party's gonna need more than a couple bucks now.
What one has to do, Mr. Moss. Is to fight a holding action.
...holding action. THEY'RE GOING TO TEAR THIS GUY TO <u>Shreds</u>.
If we can hold the breakinthedam for ten days, til the election, we...
Yeah, hut you can't hold the dam. How the hell, n'nu'n', I don't get what you want <u>me</u> to ...
What do you want the kid to say?
Have him say, 'I know we're all concerned for the President, there will he an update at 5:45.'
String a few together. All I need's eleven,
How you going to stretch it? This won't hold for eleven days. Guy fucked a twelve yearold...whadday're gonna do to hold that off?
What do you think would hold it off?
Uh, <u>nothing</u>, oh, <u>nothing</u> ... uh... a <u>War</u>, uh... You're kidding.
I'm a Jew in Show Business. Why come to me?
I'm gonna <u>tell</u> you why...
Here's the Short Course: FiftyFour, Forty or Fight. What does <u>that</u> mean?
Uh, it's a slogan. From, uh...
Remember the Maine...
That's from the ... it's got to be from the...
Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too!
...uh ... No, that's...
We remember the slogans, we can't even remember the fucking <u>wars</u>. Y'know why. Cause it's <u>show business</u>. That's why I'm here. Naked girl, covered in Napalm. Five marines Raising the Flag, Mount Suribachi. Churchill, V for Victory, Y'remember the Picture, fifty years from now, they'll have forgotten the war. Gulf War? Smart Bomb, falling through the roof. 2500 missions a day, 100 days, <u>One Shot</u> of One Bomb. The American people bought that war. M'I getting through to you? War in the Balkans, don't mean nothing, till some G.I. flyer, went down, Eating Snakes for Ten days. N'then It's show business, Mister Moss. That's why I'm here.
It's like being a producer, Mr. Moss. The Things in Trouble. Somebody's got to wade in, save the thing. You get the Actors get up there, and strut and <u>Posture</u>. But somebody, knows what's what, got to jump in and Save the Thing.
Why Albania?
Why not?
Who?
The...
"They Got To Know?" <u>Stan</u>...? Get with it. Who Killed Kennedy...? I read the first draft of the Warren Report, said he was killed by a Drunk <u>Driver</u>. You watched the Gulf War. What did you see? Day after day, the one "Smart Bomb" falling into a building. The <u>truth</u>, I was in the building when they <u>shot</u> that shot, they shot it in a studio, Falls Church Virginia, 1/10th scale model of a building.
Is that true?
How the fuck do <u>we</u> know. You take my point?
...going to War...
It's not "war." It is a <u>Pageant</u>. It's a <u>Pageant</u>... Like the Oscars... why we came to <u>you</u>...
I never won an Oscar.
N'it's a crying shame. But you <u>staged</u> the Oscars...
Yes. Indeed I did.
You know, you're a <u>writer</u>, that's your script. You're a <u>director</u>... But if you're the <u>producer</u> ... what did you do? What did you do? All you've got is the <u>credit</u>... Some plaque on the wall...
And <u>if</u> you never won an Oscar, How'd you like an ambassadorship...
Hell, I'd just do it for the <u>hell</u> of having <u>done</u> it, for a story to tell...
Well, no, well, you couldn't <u>tell</u> any...
Hey, I know that, hey, I'm <u>kidding</u>... "It's a pageant"
...that's what it is.
"The Country Is At War."
It's Miss America, N'you're Bert Parks.
...Yoha, Yoha... Yoha. <i>Why</i> Albania?
Because.
They got to have something that we want.
I'm sure they do.
What do we have that they want?
"Freedom."
Why would they want that?
...who is this guy...?
Act Two: and then, Act Two...
We don't need an Act Two.
And get me the Fad King. No. Get him First... We don't need an Act Two?
We've just got to hold their interest for ten more days, till the Election.
...it's a Teaser!
It's a teaser, absolutely right,
You can't have a war without an enemy.
No, King, I need you here <u>yesterday</u>... How long do I need him for?
Well, you could <u>have</u> one, but it'd be a very ineffective war... We're <u>done</u> in 10 days...
Ten Days. There going to be any Back End in this thing?
W...what?
...there gonna be any money in this thing?
"Back End" ... count on it.
Lots n lotsa cash. Stay on for Gracie, she'll get you a ticket
King, King, I got a thing here, a product placement, gonna have a bigger backend than Hattie McDaniel. Now:
I gotta protect the Canadian Horder,
Threeothree...
The men and women of Detachment ThreeOThree, with their...
What is it?
President's speech.
At the Airport? Cause we decided at the Airport he hugs the fat, wet Albanian Broad, we...
No, no, no, no, no <u>after</u> the airport.
What?
The War is Over. Senator Nole just ended the War.
The War ain't over.
I saw it on TV.
The war ain't over til I <u>say</u> it's over. This is <u>my</u> picture. You think you're in a <u>spot</u>? You think this is a tight spot? Try making the Hunchback of Notre Dame when your three lead actors <u>die</u>, two weeks from the end of Principal Photography. This is... this is... this is just... Act One: THE WAR. Act <u>Two</u> ... the... uh...
What're you gonna do with Morse Code?
...we put your Guy in a <u>sweater</u>...
Yeah...?
"Good Old Shoe " We put him in a sweater.
He can't respond to the Allegations. I don't care <u>how</u> many girlscouts are picketing the ... look, look, look, we're coming home with <u>Gold</u>. Eh? Tell him to hold firm for <u>two hours</u>... coming home with Gold.
Did we ever use those costumes for the Border Patrol? Those guys in the LeopardSkin <u>Hats</u>? Here's my idea....
I think it's fine?
It's not too <u>clean</u>...
No, it's... I'll, yes, I'm holding, but... No, it's ...
In the Folk Music Section.
In the Folk Music Section. We'll be in in...
...this the Guy.
Oh, he's gonna be Aces.
Where is he now?
Some, military... Special Program, Oklahoma somewhere...

Hold it a minute, Benny, willya?

It's too clean.

Let's take the bridge from nine, and the intro from one, and...

It's got to sound like an acetate recording, 1930.

Hold it a minute, Benny, we're going to tweak it a bit. This may take a while.

Do I know you?

We have some mutual friends in Washington.

And you're here why...?

I'm here, Mr. Moss, because you've shown yourself a great supporter of the Party.

Party's gonna need more than a couple bucks now.

What one has to do, Mr. Moss. Is to fight a holding action.

...holding action. THEY'RE GOING TO TEAR THIS GUY TO Shreds.

If we can hold the breakinthedam for ten days, til the election, we...

Yeah, hut you can't hold the dam. How the hell, n'nu'n', I don't get what you want me to ...

What do you want the kid to say?

Have him say, 'I know we're all concerned for the President, there will he an update at 5:45.'

String a few together. All I need's eleven,

How you going to stretch it? This won't hold for eleven days. Guy fucked a twelve yearold...whadday're gonna do to hold that off?

What do you think would hold it off?

Uh, nothing, oh, nothing ... uh... a War, uh... You're kidding.

I'm a Jew in Show Business. Why come to me?

I'm gonna tell you why...

Here's the Short Course: FiftyFour, Forty or Fight. What does that mean?

Uh, it's a slogan. From, uh...

Remember the Maine...

That's from the ... it's got to be from the...

Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too!

...uh ... No, that's...

We remember the slogans, we can't even remember the fucking wars. Y'know why. Cause it's show business. That's why I'm here. Naked girl, covered in Napalm. Five marines Raising the Flag, Mount Suribachi. Churchill, V for Victory, Y'remember the Picture, fifty years from now, they'll have forgotten the war. Gulf War? Smart Bomb, falling through the roof. 2500 missions a day, 100 days, One Shot of One Bomb. The American people bought that war. M'I getting through to you? War in the Balkans, don't mean nothing, till some G.I. flyer, went down, Eating Snakes for Ten days. N'then It's show business, Mister Moss. That's why I'm here.

It's like being a producer, Mr. Moss. The Things in Trouble. Somebody's got to wade in, save the thing. You get the Actors get up there, and strut and Posture. But somebody, knows what's what, got to jump in and Save the Thing.

Why Albania?

Why not?

Who?

The...

"They Got To Know?" Stan...? Get with it. Who Killed Kennedy...? I read the first draft of the Warren Report, said he was killed by a Drunk Driver. You watched the Gulf War. What did you see? Day after day, the one "Smart Bomb" falling into a building. The truth, I was in the building when they shot that shot, they shot it in a studio, Falls Church Virginia, 1/10th scale model of a building.

Is that true?

How the fuck do we know. You take my point?

...going to War...

It's not "war." It is a Pageant. It's a Pageant... Like the Oscars... why we came to you...

I never won an Oscar.

N'it's a crying shame. But you staged the Oscars...

Yes. Indeed I did.

You know, you're a writer, that's your script. You're a director... But if you're the producer ... what did you do? What did you do? All you've got is the credit... Some plaque on the wall...

And if you never won an Oscar, How'd you like an ambassadorship...

Hell, I'd just do it for the hell of having done it, for a story to tell...

Well, no, well, you couldn't tell any...

Hey, I know that, hey, I'm kidding... "It's a pageant"

...that's what it is.

"The Country Is At War."

It's Miss America, N'you're Bert Parks.

...Yoha, Yoha... Yoha. Why Albania?

Because.

They got to have something that we want.

I'm sure they do.

What do we have that they want?

"Freedom."

Why would they want that?

...who is this guy...?

Act Two: and then, Act Two...

We don't need an Act Two.

And get me the Fad King. No. Get him First... We don't need an Act Two?

We've just got to hold their interest for ten more days, till the Election.

...it's a Teaser!

It's a teaser, absolutely right,

You can't have a war without an enemy.

No, King, I need you here yesterday... How long do I need him for?

Well, you could have one, but it'd be a very ineffective war... We're done in 10 days...

Ten Days. There going to be any Back End in this thing?

W...what?

...there gonna be any money in this thing?

"Back End" ... count on it.

Lots n lotsa cash. Stay on for Gracie, she'll get you a ticket

King, King, I got a thing here, a product placement, gonna have a bigger backend than Hattie McDaniel. Now:

I gotta protect the Canadian Horder,

Threeothree...

The men and women of Detachment ThreeOThree, with their...

What is it?

President's speech.

At the Airport? Cause we decided at the Airport he hugs the fat, wet Albanian Broad, we...

No, no, no, no, no after the airport.

What?

The War is Over. Senator Nole just ended the War.

The War ain't over.

I saw it on TV.

The war ain't over til I say it's over. This is my picture. You think you're in a spot? You think this is a tight spot? Try making the Hunchback of Notre Dame when your three lead actors die, two weeks from the end of Principal Photography. This is... this is... this is just... Act One: THE WAR. Act Two ... the... uh...

What're you gonna do with Morse Code?

...we put your Guy in a sweater...

Yeah...?

"Good Old Shoe " We put him in a sweater.

He can't respond to the Allegations. I don't care how many girlscouts are picketing the ... look, look, look, we're coming home with Gold. Eh? Tell him to hold firm for two hours... coming home with Gold.

Did we ever use those costumes for the Border Patrol? Those guys in the LeopardSkin Hats? Here's my idea....

I think it's fine?

It's not too clean...

No, it's... I'll, yes, I'm holding, but... No, it's ...

In the Folk Music Section.

In the Folk Music Section. We'll be in in...

...this the Guy.

Oh, he's gonna be Aces.

Where is he now?

Some, military... Special Program, Oklahoma somewhere...