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Hold it a minute, Benny, willya? |
It's too clean. |
Let's take the bridge from <u>nine</u>, and the intro from <u>one</u>, and... |
It's got to sound like an <u>acetate</u> recording, 1930. |
Hold it a minute, Benny, we're going to tweak it a bit. This may take a while. |
Do I know you? |
We have some mutual friends in Washington. |
And you're here <u>why</u>...? |
I'm here, Mr. Moss, because you've shown yourself a great supporter of the Party. |
Party's gonna need more than a couple bucks now. |
What one has to do, Mr. Moss. Is to fight a holding action. |
...holding action. THEY'RE GOING TO TEAR THIS GUY TO <u>Shreds</u>. |
If we can hold the breakinthedam for ten days, til the election, we... |
Yeah, hut you can't hold the dam. How the hell, n'nu'n', I don't get what you want <u>me</u> to ... |
What do you want the kid to say? |
Have him say, 'I know we're all concerned for the President, there will he an update at 5:45.' |
String a few together. All I need's eleven, |
How you going to stretch it? This won't hold for eleven days. Guy fucked a twelve yearold...whadday're gonna do to hold that off? |
What do you think would hold it off? |
Uh, <u>nothing</u>, oh, <u>nothing</u> ... uh... a <u>War</u>, uh... You're kidding. |
I'm a Jew in Show Business. Why come to me? |
I'm gonna <u>tell</u> you why... |
Here's the Short Course: FiftyFour, Forty or Fight. What does <u>that</u> mean? |
Uh, it's a slogan. From, uh... |
Remember the Maine... |
That's from the ... it's got to be from the... |
Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too! |
...uh ... No, that's... |
We remember the slogans, we can't even remember the fucking <u>wars</u>. Y'know why. Cause it's <u>show business</u>. That's why I'm here. Naked girl, covered in Napalm. Five marines Raising the Flag, Mount Suribachi. Churchill, V for Victory, Y'remember the Picture, fifty years from now, they'll have forgotten the war... |
It's like being a producer, Mr. Moss. The Things in Trouble. Somebody's got to wade in, save the thing. You get the Actors get up there, and strut and <u>Posture</u>. But somebody, knows what's what, got to jump in and Save the Thing. |
Why Albania? |
Why not? |
Who? |
The... |
"They Got To Know?" <u>Stan</u>...? Get with it. Who Killed Kennedy...? I read the first draft of the Warren Report, said he was killed by a Drunk <u>Driver</u>. You watched the Gulf War. What did you see? Day after day, the one "Smart Bomb" falling into a building. The <u>truth</u>, I was in the building when they <u>... |
Is that true? |
How the fuck do <u>we</u> know. You take my point? |
...going to War... |
It's not "war." It is a <u>Pageant</u>. It's a <u>Pageant</u>... Like the Oscars... why we came to <u>you</u>... |
I never won an Oscar. |
N'it's a crying shame. But you <u>staged</u> the Oscars... |
Yes. Indeed I did. |
You know, you're a <u>writer</u>, that's your script. You're a <u>director</u>... But if you're the <u>producer</u> ... what did you do? What did you do? All you've got is the <u>credit</u>... Some plaque on the wall... |
And <u>if</u> you never won an Oscar, How'd you like an ambassadorship... |
Hell, I'd just do it for the <u>hell</u> of having <u>done</u> it, for a story to tell... |
Well, no, well, you couldn't <u>tell</u> any... |
Hey, I know that, hey, I'm <u>kidding</u>... "It's a pageant" |
...that's what it is. |
"The Country Is At War." |
It's Miss America, N'you're Bert Parks. |
...Yoha, Yoha... Yoha. <i>Why</i> Albania? |
Because. |
They got to have something that we want. |
I'm sure they do. |
What do we have that they want? |
"Freedom." |
Why would they want that? |
...who is this guy...? |
Act Two: and then, Act Two... |
We don't need an Act Two. |
And get me the Fad King. No. Get him First... We don't need an Act Two? |
We've just got to hold their interest for ten more days, till the Election. |
...it's a Teaser! |
It's a teaser, absolutely right, |
You can't have a war without an enemy. |
No, King, I need you here <u>yesterday</u>... How long do I need him for? |
Well, you could <u>have</u> one, but it'd be a very ineffective war... We're <u>done</u> in 10 days... |
Ten Days. There going to be any Back End in this thing? |
W...what? |
...there gonna be any money in this thing? |
"Back End" ... count on it. |
Lots n lotsa cash. Stay on for Gracie, she'll get you a ticket |
King, King, I got a thing here, a product placement, gonna have a bigger backend than Hattie McDaniel. Now: |
I gotta protect the Canadian Horder, |
Threeothree... |
The men and women of Detachment ThreeOThree, with their... |
What is it? |
President's speech. |
At the Airport? Cause we decided at the Airport he hugs the fat, wet Albanian Broad, we... |
No, no, no, no, no <u>after</u> the airport. |
What? |
The War is Over. Senator Nole just ended the War. |
The War ain't over. |
I saw it on TV. |
The war ain't over til I <u>say</u> it's over. This is <u>my</u> picture. You think you're in a <u>spot</u>? You think this is a tight spot? Try making the Hunchback of Notre Dame when your three lead actors <u>die</u>, two weeks from the end of Principal Photography. This is... this is... this is just... Act One: THE ... |
What're you gonna do with Morse Code? |
...we put your Guy in a <u>sweater</u>... |
Yeah...? |
"Good Old Shoe " We put him in a sweater. |
He can't respond to the Allegations. I don't care <u>how</u> many girlscouts are picketing the ... look, look, look, we're coming home with <u>Gold</u>. Eh? Tell him to hold firm for <u>two hours</u>... coming home with Gold. |
Did we ever use those costumes for the Border Patrol? Those guys in the LeopardSkin <u>Hats</u>? Here's my idea.... |
I think it's fine? |
It's not too <u>clean</u>... |
No, it's... I'll, yes, I'm holding, but... No, it's ... |
In the Folk Music Section. |
In the Folk Music Section. We'll be in in... |
...this the Guy. |
Oh, he's gonna be Aces. |
Where is he now? |
Some, military... Special Program, Oklahoma somewhere... |
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