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LIAM: The frog is on the move. Frog is on the
move.
MATT: –northward.
LIAM: Away from us? But I don’t know where the
others are.
MATT: You guys hear the name calling, and then
silence once more.
LAURA: (whispers) Can we peek outside of the tent
and see what’s going on?
MATT: You guys go ahead and you look just as the
guard on the ground is like (gurgling) and just
stops moving. You see all the veins bulging.
MARISHA: I run up to the guard and check his
pulse. Is he still alive or is he paralyzed?
MATT: As you come out of the tent, you watch as
the flesh on his neck and throat splits and a very
familiar transformation begins to take place as
both of the guards begin to (growling).
LAURA: Oh no. We have to fight them.
MARISHA: Yeah, but get under the tent! We can get
the drop!
LIAM: I come out of it and I– Zombies. I start
running towards the tent that I saw Jester peek
out from under.
MATT: As you guys rush underneath the big blue
tent, you watch as the two guards that are quickly
bulging and mutating, bits of their flesh
dislodging from their body and falling. You watch
now, up close, similar to the last time, but now
that you are looking intently for this, you can
see where there should be blood, it’s almost like
dust and sand begin to spill from the wounds.
Something you had noticed a little bit in the body
of the old man before, but you didn’t know if it
was decomposition or just general dirt.
TALIESIN: Girls, we’re not supposed to be here.
Can you help us handle this?
MATT: You watch as the two halflings are like,
“Fuck no!”
TALIESIN: (sighs) We’ll do what we can. If
something goes wrong, nudity usually works.
[laughing]
MATT: The two mutated guards now, their armor
bulging and broken in places, turn to the noises
in the tent where you guys are.
SAM: Are we in the same tent or are we in two
different tents?
MATT: You guys are all in one tent with the other
girls. You are all jammed into the space. The two
of you make your way outside of the large tent as
you watch these two bulging, zombified creatures
making their way towards the tent. And that’s
where we’re going to pick up next time.
(groaning)
SAM: Bastard!
MATT: Because it is 11 now.
TRAVIS: But we’re not supposed to be there! We’re
gonna get framed for it!
MARISHA: Exactly, we can’t get framed!
SAM: Can I just say, Laura and I busted the case
wide open!
(laughter)
TRAVIS: That is true!