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SAM: We solved the case. Easy.
LAURA: Totally.
TALIESIN: Which one’s Nancy, which one’s Drew?
SAM: Couple inquisitions. Couple little, uh–
Following the clues.
LAURA: That’s right.
TALIESIN: Just one more question.
TRAVIS: When that demon frog leapt, how high and
how far, approximately, did it look like it went?
MATT: It looks like it leapt about 20 to 25 feet
in the air and traveled about 40 feet with the
leap. It was a large arc.
LAURA: So we definitely can’t fight that thing.
TRAVIS: Sure we can.
LAURA: Oh my god.
TRAVIS: Oh god.
MATT: You saw it escape northward from where you
are.
MARISHA: And did it look like the same figure?
MATT: Yasha ran north, northeast. This is just
straight north of where you are.
Towards the Ustaloch.
MARISHA: Towards Ustaloch! It’s the fucking lake!
[crosstalk]
TRAVIS: Oh man, this is good, dude!
MARISHA: See, here’s my thing. Does anyone else
notice that the zombie transformations seem like a
serpent shedding its skin? Because they always
slough off their skin?
TRAVIS: It’s also done without any contact.
MARISHA: Wait, what?
TRAVIS: It’s done without any contact. He never
touches him.
LAURA: Yeah, he touched him, didn’t he?
MATT: No.
LAURA: I thought he did.
MATT: No, they just suddenly began to erupt in–
LAURA: Hey, bonus news, though. The charm spell
guy isn’t going to turn me dead!
MATT: Look at that silver lining!
TALIESIN: This season got dark. Season got dark.
LAURA: Whoa. Tight tight tight tight.
TRAVIS: Good shit. Little damaged voice, fuck
yeah.
MATT: That’ll be fun.
LAURA: I wanted to cough for her.
MATT: We’ll pick up there next week. The chase is
on, apparently. Thank you guys so much for being
awesome. Thank you guys for coming along and
watching with us. We’ll pick this up next Thursday
where we left off, right in the middle of this
campsite. Until then, have a wonderful week. See
you guys then. And, is it Thursday yet?
Goodnight.
MATT: Hello everyone, and welcome to tonight’s
episode of Critical Role, where a bunch of us