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nerdy-ass voice actors sit around and play
Dungeons & Dragons.
(laughter)
MATT: Liam gets ever creative every week right
before the camera goes live. Thank you, Liam.
LIAM: First good one of the campaign, come on.
MATT: Welcome! Before we jump into the game, we
have some announcements, so we’ll get through
those as quickly as possible. First and foremost,
once again, returning, and for an extended time
for the foreseeable future, we are happy to have a
sponsored partner, D&D Beyond.
(cheering)
MATT: Awesome, fantastic application for those to
make their D&D characters and store them online
and adjust. Sam, do you want to go ahead and take
it away?
SAM: Yes! D&D Beyond is our awesome sponsor. It’s
a great online mobile access thing that you can
manage all sorts of stuff. I’m losing my voice
tonight, because–
MARISHA: Oh no!
SAM: Yeah, I know. So that I can preserve my voice
for the rest of the night, Laura, can you read the
copy and I’ll lip sync it.
LAURA: The joy of sitting next to you.
SAM: Thank you.
Laura: Oh god. As you know, D&D Beyond is the
official digital tool set for Critical Role. It’s
got a ton of features, but one of the coolest is
that it keeps track of stuff like hit points,
inspiration, and all sorts of modifiers to your
dice rolls, which is amazing, especially if you’re
the kind of person that’s more focused on which
dice you’re rolling with.
SAM: Keep going.
(laughter)
LAURA: You know, the kind of superstitious gamer
that thinks that the color and style of dice
actually makes any difference at all. The sort of
weirdo who believes some dice are lucky and some
are cursed. Or one of those crackpot shut-ins who
uses dice jails– ha ha ha. Those people are lame.
Anyway, check them out at w-w-w-dot–
SAM: Oh, keep going.
LAURA: dndbeyond.com That’s D-N-D not D-and-D.
DnD. Get $10 off any book in the marketplace with
code ‘beginnings.’ Also, Sam Riegel is a cock
bag.
SAM: What?! No! That’s not what it says!
(laughter)
MATT: Thank you, Sam. Well done.
TALIESIN: Classic, classic.
MATT: Thank you, Laura, for the assist. Thank you,
D&D Beyond for being an awesome partners on this
new campaign. As a reminder, Talks Machina, with
our recently paroled friend Brian W. Foster, your
host every Thursday– I’m sorry, Tuesday– Tuesday
nights at 7:00pm on Twitch and Project Alpha to
talk about this episode that’s happening tonight,
next week. Check it out if you’re around and want
to see different cast members’ thoughts on what