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find any purchase in your arm. I believe that ends
your turn. Caleb, you’re up.
LIAM: I am going to move over a bit towards that
carriage and I pull the diamond out of my
component pouch and a small prismatic ball forms
over it. I take my other hand and spin it really
fast and little ice shards start shooting out of
the side. I take it with the free hand and I’m
going to throw it like a fucking baseball pitcher
at the one closest to Beauregard.
MATT: Right there? Okay. So go ahead and roll your
attack on that.
LIAM: D&D Beyond, where did you go? Oh, that’s
good! 23.
MATT: 23 definitely hits.
LIAM: Okay. So that is cold damage. 3d8. Come on!
Nine total.
MATT: Nine points of cold damage to it. You watch
as it’s trying to bite with no effect towards
Beau’s arm as she’s pulling away. The sphere slams
into the side of its shoulder, it would be this
side, and it pulls back. You watch as the arm
breaks a bit and the ice shards coalesce around
the outside of the armor and linger with this
frost and mist that sprays off the impact. It
looks fairly damaged.
LIAM: Question, am I supposed to roll initiative
for Frumpkin as well?
MATT: Technically by the rules, yes. But it might
be easier to have you guys go at the same time.
LIAM: Okay, if that’s what you want to do.
MATT: Sure, for now.
LIAM: I’m sending Frumpkin to zip under that tent.
He has 40 feet of movement.
MATT: This one here?
LIAM: Yeah.
MATT: Easy enough. Frumpkin is underneath there.
TRAVIS: What’s inside?
MARISHA: What’s in the tent?
TRAVIS: (sneezing) Fucking cat.
MATT: That your turn?
LIAM: That’s it, ja.
LAURA: This is so cute. Look at all
the little barrels.
MATT: Molly, you’re up.
TALIESIN: I’m going to burst out of the tent. Can
I make it to the one that Beau is fighting?
MATT: (counting) You can indeed.
TALIESIN: I’m going to make it to the one that
Beau is fighting and I’m going to take two
straight attacks with my scimitar.
MATT: Go for it. You see half of its body encased
in ice now, and it’s still lashing out in Beau’s
direction as you rush up.
TALIESIN: That’s a 15 and a natural 20.
MATT: Okay then!
TALIESIN: Without even figuring out, yeah.
LAURA: Fifteen plus whatever.
MATT: Those both hit.