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(cheering) |
SAM: I’m low to the ground so probably in the back |
of the calf or something. Before it falls, I’m |
going to turn and run into the tent. I don’t even |
know if I hit. (screaming) |
LIAM: That’s my girl. |
MATT: Molly, as you watch it turn around towards |
you, suddenly it lurches as a crossbow bolt |
shatters its kneecap from behind. Its other leg, |
which had been partially damaged from the process |
of getting up and combat that’s happened isn’t |
enough to keep it aloft. It tumbles back into the |
fire and immediately begins to burn as it begins |
to scream and squeal. See the flames begin to burn |
and engulf its body before eventually it comes to |
rest, no longer held by this undead magic that |
keeps it standing. Quiet falls over the |
encampment. |
TRAVIS: Nice. |
Molly. Well, next up, as this is now |
important, Jester it’s your turn. |
LAURA: I come running out of the tent. Say: Molly! |
Oh shit, oh no! Okay. I kneel down next to him and |
I’ll do Spare the Dying cantrip. |
SAM: It’s a cantrip? |
LAURA: Yes. It took someone going unconscious, |
guys. |
SAM: It’s designed for this moment. |
MATT: That being the case, you become stable. |
TALIESIN: (gasps) |
MATT: You’re not conscious yet, but you’re stable. |
You don’t have to make– |
LAURA: Can I try and do some medicine on him? Does |
that heal him at all? |
MATT: Do you have a healer’s kit? |
LAURA: I don’t think so. |
TRAVIS: She has desserts. |
LAURA: I have doughnuts, some paint supplies. |
MATT: Beau as you’re standing here, Molly is no |
longer bleeding out. He’s breathing and coughing |
in the unconsciousness from the pain. You watch as |
Jester is fiddling through her bag, pulling things |
out. |
MARISHA: You have a six pack of donuts, but you |
don’t have a healer’s kit in there? And you’re the |
cleric? I’m confused. |
LAURA: I’m the cleric? What is this? I’ve never |
traveled with a bunch of people that I thought |
would die in front of me, okay? I never needed a |
healer’s kit before. |
MARISHA: Well, congratulations, you’re the cleric |
now. |
LAURA: (gasps) You have a healer’s kit? Oh my |
gosh. I’ve always wanted one of these for so |
long. |
MARISHA: I’ll give it to her. Here, it’s a gift. |
Congratulations-on-you-being-in-a-new group gift. |
LAURA: Yes! How do I use this, though? |
SAM: Oh no, she’s not proficient. |
LAURA: I open it and rummage through a bunch of |
shit here. |
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