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(cheering)
SAM: I’m low to the ground so probably in the back
of the calf or something. Before it falls, I’m
going to turn and run into the tent. I don’t even
know if I hit. (screaming)
LIAM: That’s my girl.
MATT: Molly, as you watch it turn around towards
you, suddenly it lurches as a crossbow bolt
shatters its kneecap from behind. Its other leg,
which had been partially damaged from the process
of getting up and combat that’s happened isn’t
enough to keep it aloft. It tumbles back into the
fire and immediately begins to burn as it begins
to scream and squeal. See the flames begin to burn
and engulf its body before eventually it comes to
rest, no longer held by this undead magic that
keeps it standing. Quiet falls over the
encampment.
TRAVIS: Nice.
Molly. Well, next up, as this is now
important, Jester it’s your turn.
LAURA: I come running out of the tent. Say: Molly!
Oh shit, oh no! Okay. I kneel down next to him and
I’ll do Spare the Dying cantrip.
SAM: It’s a cantrip?
LAURA: Yes. It took someone going unconscious,
guys.
SAM: It’s designed for this moment.
MATT: That being the case, you become stable.
TALIESIN: (gasps)
MATT: You’re not conscious yet, but you’re stable.
You don’t have to make–
LAURA: Can I try and do some medicine on him? Does
that heal him at all?
MATT: Do you have a healer’s kit?
LAURA: I don’t think so.
TRAVIS: She has desserts.
LAURA: I have doughnuts, some paint supplies.
MATT: Beau as you’re standing here, Molly is no
longer bleeding out. He’s breathing and coughing
in the unconsciousness from the pain. You watch as
Jester is fiddling through her bag, pulling things
out.
MARISHA: You have a six pack of donuts, but you
don’t have a healer’s kit in there? And you’re the
cleric? I’m confused.
LAURA: I’m the cleric? What is this? I’ve never
traveled with a bunch of people that I thought
would die in front of me, okay? I never needed a
healer’s kit before.
MARISHA: Well, congratulations, you’re the cleric
now.
LAURA: (gasps) You have a healer’s kit? Oh my
gosh. I’ve always wanted one of these for so
long.
MARISHA: I’ll give it to her. Here, it’s a gift.
Congratulations-on-you-being-in-a-new group gift.
LAURA: Yes! How do I use this, though?
SAM: Oh no, she’s not proficient.
LAURA: I open it and rummage through a bunch of
shit here.