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yourself get a bit woozy. It’s going to go ahead
and spin around and strike you with its open claw
with the other arm.
TALIESIN: I swear I thought I could kill it.
MATT: That’s going to be a 16 to hit?
TALIESIN: That hits.
SAM: Man down.
TRAVIS: Come on, baby.
MATT: That is nine points of bludgeoning damage.
TALIESIN: Oh yeah, I’m out.
TRAVIS: (laughing) Yeah, first one!
MARISHA: Oh shit!
Christ!
TRAVIS: Write the history books.
MATT: You guys watch as the first hit clocks Molly
hard. The second one is this clawing uppercut. He
goes backwards dropping one scimitar; the other
one being left, stuck in the body of the undead
guard. As it now glances back towards Beau to
its right. That’s the end of Molly’s turn, and the
zombie’s turn. Nott, you’re up.
LAURA: Kill it, Nott!
TRAVIS: You didn’t fall into the fire, right?
MATT: No, he fell straight back.
TRAVIS: Are you sure?
MATT: If he rolled a one, we’d talk.
TALIESIN: I think I’m immune to fire, anyways or
some such thing.
MATT: Fire resistance?
TALIESIN: Yeah, fire resistance.
TRAVIS: Because of your magical, technicolor
dreamcoat?
MATT: Nott, what do you got? You just watched
Molly go down.
TALIESIN: Out, but not dead.
SAM: Seeing one of us die scares the shit out of
me.
MATT: Unconscious.
SAM: No, dead forever.
(laughter)
TALIESIN: I’ve just started working on a new
character tonight. Thank god.
SAM: I start charging out at the beast.
MATT: All right.
SAM: I get about halfway. I fire my crossbow
(wailing scream).
Fire the crossbow.
TRAVIS: So brave.
SAM: That’s a natural 20.
(cheering)
LAURA: With sneak attack you double your dice.
MATT: How do you want to do this?
(cheering)
MATT: It doesn’t even matter the damage you deal.
If the damage from a critical hit, it doesn’t get
its undead fortitude.