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yourself get a bit woozy. It’s going to go ahead |
and spin around and strike you with its open claw |
with the other arm. |
TALIESIN: I swear I thought I could kill it. |
MATT: That’s going to be a 16 to hit? |
TALIESIN: That hits. |
SAM: Man down. |
TRAVIS: Come on, baby. |
MATT: That is nine points of bludgeoning damage. |
TALIESIN: Oh yeah, I’m out. |
TRAVIS: (laughing) Yeah, first one! |
MARISHA: Oh shit! |
Christ! |
TRAVIS: Write the history books. |
MATT: You guys watch as the first hit clocks Molly |
hard. The second one is this clawing uppercut. He |
goes backwards dropping one scimitar; the other |
one being left, stuck in the body of the undead |
guard. As it now glances back towards Beau to |
its right. That’s the end of Molly’s turn, and the |
zombie’s turn. Nott, you’re up. |
LAURA: Kill it, Nott! |
TRAVIS: You didn’t fall into the fire, right? |
MATT: No, he fell straight back. |
TRAVIS: Are you sure? |
MATT: If he rolled a one, we’d talk. |
TALIESIN: I think I’m immune to fire, anyways or |
some such thing. |
MATT: Fire resistance? |
TALIESIN: Yeah, fire resistance. |
TRAVIS: Because of your magical, technicolor |
dreamcoat? |
MATT: Nott, what do you got? You just watched |
Molly go down. |
TALIESIN: Out, but not dead. |
SAM: Seeing one of us die scares the shit out of |
me. |
MATT: Unconscious. |
SAM: No, dead forever. |
(laughter) |
TALIESIN: I’ve just started working on a new |
character tonight. Thank god. |
SAM: I start charging out at the beast. |
MATT: All right. |
SAM: I get about halfway. I fire my crossbow |
(wailing scream). |
Fire the crossbow. |
TRAVIS: So brave. |
SAM: That’s a natural 20. |
(cheering) |
LAURA: With sneak attack you double your dice. |
MATT: How do you want to do this? |
(cheering) |
MATT: It doesn’t even matter the damage you deal. |
If the damage from a critical hit, it doesn’t get |
its undead fortitude. |
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