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TRAVIS and TALIESIN: Undead strength.
MATT: Renewed in the sense that for a second you
watched the light flicker out but it seems to push
through by the force of the enchantment that holds
it aloft.
MARISHA: Beau goes: Who undid my work?
LIAM: I probably have a little bit of movement
left.
MATT: You’ve got ten feet.
LIAM: I would like to sidle into the tent that I
exited before and disappear. Frumpkin will dart
across behind Molly to the little tent.
LAURA: No, don’t leave me!
MATT: (Counting) What’s the movement on Frumpkin?
LIAM: 40.
MATT: All right. That’s your turn?
LIAM: Ja, that’s it.
MATT: All right. Molly, you’re up.
TALIESIN: I’m going to take two more shots, I’m
going to see if I can decapitate–
MATT: Two more shots?
TALIESIN: Oh man! I’ve got to get out of that
habit.
LAURA: Two more swings?
TALIESIN: Two more swings, see if I can decapitate
it.
LAURA: Two more flourishes.
TALIESIN: That’s an eight.
MATT: Eight? Misses.
TALIESIN: But a 16 does not.
MATT: 16 does hit. Go ahead and roll damage.
TALIESIN: That’s nine points of damage.
MATT: Nine points of damage.
As the blade sinks into its shoulder and you
see it carves in and jams halfway through the
torso, the armor stopping it part way before it
lodges in, and it leans forward. (growling) It’s
still standing, and your blade’s stuck in the
abdomen.
LAURA: Renewed, undead strength.
MATT: All right, that ends your turn, Molly. It’s
going to take its first slam, swipe at you. Since
you’re immediately in front of it. That’s a
natural 20. I’m rolling some good 20s tonight.
TRAVIS: What dice did you use?
MATT: What other dice?
Of course it’s the snitch.
TRAVIS: (screaming) No, look what you did!
Come back to bite you in the anus.
TALIESIN: This is not looking good.
This is looking very bad.
MATT: 11 points of bludgeoning damage.
TALIESIN: Oh my god.
MATT: It clocks you across the side of
the temple. You’re vision goes blurring for a
second. You spit across the ground. You’re used to
the sight of your own blood, but now it’s across
the grass and dirt at your foot. You start to feel