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TALIESIN: Then the next one, Summer’s Dance again,
is not quite as good, 12. That does not hit.
MATT: 12 does not, but first strike carves through
and some of the armor bends inward. As you cut
through, plates bend inward, and have to try and
retract to protect, but they’re locked in place.
You’ve actually bent them to the point where they
cannot reform this armored mesh. It’s trying to
correct itself, but busted in place. The second
strike, as you come down, one of the blades
catches and parries it off to the side. No impact
on the second blow.
TALIESIN: Okay. Going for a third strike.
MATT: Go for it.
TALIESIN: 14.
MATT: 14 does not hit. This is a tough mother. You
go to strike a third time. You do hit, but it just
doesn’t cut through. The blade shakes a bit. You
pull back, cursing yourself.
TALIESIN: Is it worth seeing if it’s going to–
well, it’s blinded, so it’s got disadvantage if it
tries to even hit me with an attack, so I’m going
to try and back off and climb up that little hill.
MATT: For those questioning, even though it is
blinded, it lowers its attack, because some people
are like, “Attacking things with blindness have
advantage!”. Because it is nothing but a spinning,
whirring of blades, and technically it has
multiple forms of sight, it is not granting
advantage on the attacks against it.
TALIESIN: I’m going to try and hop up that hill
really quickly.
MATT: All righty. You try and move this way?
TALIESIN: Yep.
MATT: All right, you’re hopping up this edge.
TALIESIN: As high as I can get to get out of its
range.
MATT: Okay, so that will be probably over here,
best you can for this.
TALIESIN: Yeah. Right over there is good.
MATT: You manage to scoot yourself up to that side
and climb away. It does swing out towards you. It
does have disadvantage on the attack because of
the blindness. That will bring it to a 13 to hit.
TALIESIN: That does not hit.
MATT: You manage to duck out of the way.
TALIESIN: And now it doesn’t have a reaction
anymore.
SAM: Ooh, nice.
MATT: That ends your turn there. That brings us to
Caleb and Jester.
LIAM: [no audio]
SAM and TALIESIN: We can’t hear you.
SAM: Why can’t we hear you?
MARISHA: Yeah, we can hear you now. Oh wait, do it
again.
LIAM: Can you hear me right now?
ALL: Yes!
LIAM: Yeah! Okay. I’ll go, but I can’t see. The
map is a pixelated mess of shit from my point of view.
After Mollymauk cleared the way, is the thing on its
own? Is it in a 40-foot cube of empty space, or