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ASHLEY: 14. |
MATT: 14 points of damage. Nice. As the released |
Guiding Bolt slams into the side of it, the blast |
of divine energy explodes. Some of the plates dent |
inward and now you see this glittering energy |
that’s entwining its body, giving you a glimmer of |
some of the weak points to help you hit where |
it’ll hurt the most. Does that finish Jester’s |
turn? She going to stay where she is, or is she |
going to move? |
TALIESIN: I feel like we should open up a little |
bit. I think she’s going to see if she can crawl |
over to the door, so she can hide behind it in |
case something bad happens. |
MATT: Okay, so she tries to move into the |
doorway. |
SAM: That door actually opens and closes, Matt? |
TALIESIN: In fact, she might be smart– she has to |
keep the Spiritual Weapon in visual range, right? |
MATT: Yeah. |
TALIESIN: Okay. She’s going to just use that as |
some cover. |
MATT: Sounds good. So that finishes Jester’s turn. |
Top of the round, Yasha. |
ASHLEY: Okay. So I’m going to (stuttering) pick |
myself up. |
MATT: That’s half your movement, so you still have |
20 feet of movement. |
ASHLEY: Can I flank? Get around so Beau and I |
are– yeah. |
MATT: Right there. You are now flanking with Beau. |
Your first attack has advantage anyway, because of |
the Guiding Bolt. |
ASHLEY: Right. That’s right. |
SAM: Up the butt. Does it have a butt, Matt? |
MATT: You cannot discern any sort of rear end or |
exhaust port. |
SAM: Does it poop? |
MATT: You’ll find out, I’m sure. |
ASHLEY: 22. |
MATT: 22 hits. Roll damage on that first strike. |
TALIESIN: That’s a lot. |
SAM: Everyone poops. |
MARISHA: We can’t see the sphincter! |
TALIESIN: Oh wait, no! Everybody poops unless |
they’re an android, because then they must be destroyed. |
MARISHA: Oh yeah, sure. That’s right. |
TALIESIN: Poop, poop. |
ASHLEY: 16. |
MATT: 16 points of damage. Cutting through bits |
and pieces of it. Nice. That’s your first strike |
on it. As you jam down, grinding off, some of the |
metal plates pull away from it, and once again |
lock, unable to push back into place. There’s |
small places where you’re starting to buckle parts |
of its exterior armor, so its AC actually does go |
down by one. |
SAM: Ooh! |
ASHLEY: Oh, okay. So I get another attack? |
MATT: That’s your first strike. You get a second |
attack. |
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