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TALIESIN: That’s a 13?
MATT: 13 does hit. Just hits!
TALIESIN: That’s a 1d6 plus 1d4. That’s eight
damage plus one cold damage, so nine damage.
MATT: Nine points of damage. As it swings down
with its wings, you arc out with your scimitar and
you carve through its body. It looks horribly
hurt, blood spatters across your arm and across
your forearm from the creature.
But it still survives and jams its stinger
into you. You suffer from that–
It’s cocked. That is five points of
piercing damage and you have to make a
constitution saving throw, please.
TALIESIN: Five points of damage and a constitution
saving throw.
MATT: Correct.
TALIESIN: Constitution saving throw.
Goddamn it. 11.
MATT: 11 is just what you need to succeed! You
only suffer four points of poison damage.
TALIESIN: So I just took–
MATT: Nine points of damage total.
SAM: That’s nothing! You’re fine.
TALIESIN: That’s a lot.
SAM: We each have like 150 hit points.
TRAVIS: The Hexblade’s Curse is on any damage,
it’s not melee.
MATT: Correct.
TRAVIS: I could roll an extra damage die, and it
would be for that crit. The 19.
MATT: Oh wait! Okay, good to know.
TRAVIS: It doesn’t have to be melee. I had it
right there and I should’ve read it.
MATT: Thank you for clarifying. Go ahead and roll
another die.
TRAVIS: And it’s a 1d10, not a 1d8. I was talking
out my ass before. So ten.
MATT: You rolled a ten?
TRAVIS: No, I rolled four.
MATT: Well, it’s the additional die.
TRAVIS: Thank you, just the four.
MATT: So 19 damage on that one, nice. Good to know,
thank you. That brings us to the end of the imp’s
turn. Molly, you’re up.
TALIESIN: I’m going to use my bonus action, take a
slash at that imp. I can only use it as an action,
right?
MATT: Well, no. You have to attack with one hand
and then as a bonus you can attack with the
other.
TALIESIN: Okay, I’ll burn my attack hitting that
bloody imp.
MATT: You can attack with the one that’s not
enchanted if you wanted to.
TALIESIN: No, I’ll hit it with the enchanted one.
MATT: Okay.
TALIESIN: I’m really hurt and I just took nine
points of damage.