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MATT: You don’t know.
LAURA: Okay. Do you want to do something first?
MARISHA: Go for it, I’m just going to be like:
Shh, shut up! So go ahead.
LAURA: Okay. I’m going to, with my duplicity self,
get up on the roof.
MATT: All right.
LAURA: Right there. She’s going to Guiding Bolt
straight in his face.
MATT: Okay, go ahead and roll for the attack.
Guiding Bolt is a ranged spell attack, correct?
LAURA: Yes.
Balls! Seven.
MATT: Seven is not a hit. As you attempt to fire
the bolt outward, the devil creature glances up
and sees your secondary form and then ducks, as it
blasts into the ground right by your feet, arcing
past and exploding across the dirt and bits of–
whatever it is there. The word escaped me in the
moment.
SAM: Gore!
MATT: Yes. Well, no, I was going to say compost.
There you go, compost was the word I was looking
for.
LAURA: Skinky-doodie!
I am going to say: you are so stupid, why
did you get up on the roof like that?! That’s why
he saw you! I am going to run to the tree,
straight back.
MATT: Okay. As you come out of the way, the toad’s
long-armed reach swipes out at you as a reaction.
MARISHA: Jester has some self-deprecation issues?
That is going to be 16 to hit.
LAURA: It doesn’t hit me. 17.
TRAVIS: You have AC 17?
LAURA: I got a shield, bitches.
MATT: As you run and dart, you see the giant arm
coming down towards you, and you pull the shield
up and it almost causes you to trip from the sheer
force of the impact. But the brunt of it is taken
by the shield as it scrapes off and you hear this
horrible grinding of metal as its claws scoop
across the outside of it. That ends your turn I
believe. Beau.
MARISHA: Okay, so I’ve got the little girl pinned,
and I am going to go, shh. I am going to take my
arm and–
MATT: Are you trying to cover her mouth?
MARISHA: Yep.
MATT: Okay. Go ahead and make an additional
athletics check.
MARISHA: I want to jam my whole forearm in her
mouth.
MATT: All right. Make an athletics check.
MARISHA: Okay.
LIAM: It’s your forte, so–
MARISHA: Ten!
MATT: She rolled a ten as well. That is
considered–
MARISHA: A roll off! I get to roll again!