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MATT: You don’t know. |
LAURA: Okay. Do you want to do something first? |
MARISHA: Go for it, I’m just going to be like: |
Shh, shut up! So go ahead. |
LAURA: Okay. I’m going to, with my duplicity self, |
get up on the roof. |
MATT: All right. |
LAURA: Right there. She’s going to Guiding Bolt |
straight in his face. |
MATT: Okay, go ahead and roll for the attack. |
Guiding Bolt is a ranged spell attack, correct? |
LAURA: Yes. |
Balls! Seven. |
MATT: Seven is not a hit. As you attempt to fire |
the bolt outward, the devil creature glances up |
and sees your secondary form and then ducks, as it |
blasts into the ground right by your feet, arcing |
past and exploding across the dirt and bits of– |
whatever it is there. The word escaped me in the |
moment. |
SAM: Gore! |
MATT: Yes. Well, no, I was going to say compost. |
There you go, compost was the word I was looking |
for. |
LAURA: Skinky-doodie! |
I am going to say: you are so stupid, why |
did you get up on the roof like that?! That’s why |
he saw you! I am going to run to the tree, |
straight back. |
MATT: Okay. As you come out of the way, the toad’s |
long-armed reach swipes out at you as a reaction. |
MARISHA: Jester has some self-deprecation issues? |
That is going to be 16 to hit. |
LAURA: It doesn’t hit me. 17. |
TRAVIS: You have AC 17? |
LAURA: I got a shield, bitches. |
MATT: As you run and dart, you see the giant arm |
coming down towards you, and you pull the shield |
up and it almost causes you to trip from the sheer |
force of the impact. But the brunt of it is taken |
by the shield as it scrapes off and you hear this |
horrible grinding of metal as its claws scoop |
across the outside of it. That ends your turn I |
believe. Beau. |
MARISHA: Okay, so I’ve got the little girl pinned, |
and I am going to go, shh. I am going to take my |
arm and– |
MATT: Are you trying to cover her mouth? |
MARISHA: Yep. |
MATT: Okay. Go ahead and make an additional |
athletics check. |
MARISHA: I want to jam my whole forearm in her |
mouth. |
MATT: All right. Make an athletics check. |
MARISHA: Okay. |
LIAM: It’s your forte, so– |
MARISHA: Ten! |
MATT: She rolled a ten as well. That is |
considered– |
MARISHA: A roll off! I get to roll again! |
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