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LIAM: We did drain Laura’s coffers, though.
ASHLEY: Just a little.
LIAM: There was that.
TALIESIN: To be fair, it’s not like the money
would do her any good right now.
MARISHA: That 75 gold?
TALIESIN: They’re going to take all of that, so if
anything–
MATT: Well, she didn’t take her haversack with her
when she parted with you guys.
MARISHA: So we have the haversack. And if they get
disarmed–
TALIESIN: Really, it’s our money now.
SAM: Mm-hmm.
MATT: You can take that up with Laura.
TALIESIN: I’m going to have access to this
haversack for a while, I’m just saying. Sorry.
MATT: Oh boy.
TALIESIN: Oh boy. I’m going to get in trouble.
MATT: Love you, Ashley.
ASHLEY: Love you.
TALIESIN: Oh god! No!
MATT: She goes back to New York. You’ll hop in
when you can.
ASHLEY: I’ll hop in when I can.
LIAM: No, she doesn’t! Is that true?
ASHLEY: What?
LIAM: You’re leaving?
ASHLEY: Yep.
MATT: He knows that.
LIAM: Don’t go.
MATT: I know.
LIAM: Stay here! And play D&D for weeks and years
at the old folks’ home.
MATT and ASHLEY: I know.
MARISHA: We’re just selfish.
LIAM: Yeah, we are.
ASHLEY: But Skyping isn’t the same, yeah?
LIAM: No, I feel like I’m in a bunker underneath
the ocean.
MATT: I know.
MARISHA: You sound like it.
LIAM: There’s just a half a second of delay and
that’s all it takes to make feel like I’m 80 feet away.
TALIESIN: No, it’s like playing D&D with General
Zod. I mean I’m happy to do it, but it is a little weird.
(laughter)
TALIESIN: It’s a little much.
LIAM: Can I be Terence Stamp?
MATT: It’s true.
TALIESIN: Bless you.
MATT: Thank you, Liam, for making it.
MARISHA and ASHLEY: Thank you, Liam!
SAM: Thank you, Matt for making this game work
with half of a crew.