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LIAM: –Baryshnikov of Dungeons & Dragons.
MARISHA: Congrats to Laura and Travis!
SAM: I’m sure they’re sound asleep right now. Just
getting a good night’s sleep.
(laughter)
MATT: Oh yeah, the dads get to laugh now.
TALIESIN: Never again.
SAM: The first night is rough!
LIAM: Just you wait, Travis Willingham! The
chickens are all coming home to roost!
TALIESIN: This is the most complicated revenge
plan I’ve ever heard.
MARISHA; I know! These fucking assholes are like,
“One of us! When are you going to join our
"misery?!” And I’m like, “No!”
MATT: We’re good!
LIAM: Not misery.
TALIESIN: Sleep is all gone.
MARISHA: No, it’s not misery. It’s beautiful and
amazing and incredible.
MATT: All right, we’re going to go so I can go to
sleep because it’s been a very long day.
TALIESIN; It’s been a very long day!
MARISHA: The day’s not over!
ASHLEY: No!
MARISHA: For me, at least!
MATT: I know. That’s okay.
MARISHA: Let’s move.
MATT: Okay. Well guys, we’re off next week. We’ll
miss you then. We’ll leave you on this fantastic
cliffhanger for the next two weeks and we’ll pick
up from there with a guest or two which we’ll
announce as we finalize the schedule. Yeah! It
means we have two guests and one guest may have
on-camera work that is waiting to hear if they can
make that first session, so we’ll find out.
(singing) The life of the actor! But yes, we’ll
have announcements soon on that. In the meantime,
guys, thank you so much for coming with us. We
love you, and is it Thursday yet? Good night!
[music]
MATT: Hello everybody, and welcome to tonight’s
episode of Critical Role, where a bunch of us
nerdy-ass voice actors sit around and play
Dungeons & Dragons.
(cheering)
MATT: Now from our own studio!
TALIESIN: It’s so weird!
MATT: I know, not a whole lot has changed at the
moment. A few things, a few little bells and
whistles here. But yeah, we’re at our own place,
which is crazy.
TALIESIN: This is a crazy thing above us.
MATT: I know.
LIAM: We’re surrounded with people in white robes.
I don’t know why.
SAM: Just keep saying Fidelio.
TALIESIN: Fidelio.