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(laughter)
MATT: No, I believe for contesting…
TRAVIS: Yeah, because if it was AC, it would be
just enough. But–
MATT: Right. I’m looking at contesting grapple
checks here real fast.
TALIESIN: Ah, learning.
TRAVIS: (inaudible auctioneer voice)
(laughter)
LAURA: That was Fjord’s other job.
TRAVIS: As a manure salesman.
(laughter)
MATT: Doesn’t say as part of the rules. I’ll say,
for the hell of it, let’s roll it one more time.
MARISHA: Okay!
SAM: It’s a roll off!
EVERYONE: Its a roll off!
MARISHA: Dance battle!
LIAM: Get back in there, Rocky!
MARISHA: Ah– this one! Don’t fuck me, blue! No,
that’s good, plus, my athletics, right?
MATT: Yes.
MARISHA: 16, thank you.
MATT: Natural 18. This tiny little dwarf girl, her
stout form still manages to pull your arm back
from her mouth. The voice continues to
billow outward.
SAM: It’s because she is really a tentacle. She is
part of him–
MARISHA: Do I have a bonus action?
MATT: Yeah, it was an attack, yeah. It was a
grapple attack. You do.
MARISHA: Can I try something else like that again,
or do I just get an attack?
MATT: I mean, what you want to do?
MARISHA: Okay, my arm doesn’t work. I am going
to–
LAURA: Punch her in the face!
LIAM: Knock her the fuck out!
MARISHA: Yeah, I’m going to be like, fuck! I’m
going to elbow her right in the temple and try and
knock her out.
MATT: Okay, make an attack.
MARISHA: Natural 18. 24.
MATT: That hits, roll damage.
MARISHA: Right, 22, yes, 22. No, 24. I’m confused.
Okay.
TRAVIS: New characters.
MARISHA: New characters, new characters.
New character, who dis?
Ah, yeah, okay, eight damage!
MATT: Eight damage. Whack! As you smack her in the
side of the head, her eyes loll back and she falls
limp in your grasp. She’s unconscious.
TRAVIS: Wow.
MATT: The singing immediately stops.
LAURA: Oh, he is going to be so pissed!