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SAM: Can I hold my action until Keg gets in range?
You’re on a horse?
ASHLY: Yeah, I jumped on a horse. Before we rolled
initiative, real fast-like.
SAM: I’ll hold my action until someone gets within
melee range of the thing, and then I will fire a crossbow.
MATT: Okay. Got you. That ends Nott’s turn. It’s
now their turn. As one of them that previously
killed Beau’s horse–
MARISHA: Rest in peace, Water Closet.
MATT: To that side there. Another one bursts from
the ground–
SAM: Aw, come on! This is not fair.
MATT: –On this side, and skitters over this
direction. This one’s going to move up to there.
If your horse is there, it can’t quite move to
that space, which is frustrating it. That’s fine.
It’ll pull back a bit, then, and stay there.
Actually, no, because you killed the fourth one,
so it’s not present. As they all turn around and,
watching its one friend get cut down, they begin
to line up, all three of them pull back and its
pincers open as it releases this splashing stream
of deep green-like liquid that sprays out in front
of it, for 30 feet, five foot wide.
TALIESIN: This is not anything I can try and give
them disadvantage on?
MATT: Nope, this is a saving throw scenario. I
need Molly and Caleb to make dexterity– actually,
for this one, it’s just Molly and the horse,
because it doesn’t quite get to Caleb on that one.
TALIESIN: Dexterity saving throw?
MATT: Yep.
TALIESIN: Yay! That’s a 22!
MATT: Okay, so you take half damage. There you go.
You take seven points of acid damage.
TALIESIN: I can live with that.
MATT: As it streaks across your body. Your horse
does not make the saving throw. Your horse gets
sprayed on the side and makes a horrible, pained
neighing sound as it falls to the ground, its body
now acidically burning away.
TALIESIN: Loo! No!
MATT: It’s not surviving this.
TALIESIN: That’s the end of Loo.
SAM: Now we’re down to John, Crapper, and Toilet.
MATT: This one right here is going to spray you as
well, Molly. Another dexterity saving throw, please.
ASHLY: I really hope Toilet makes it.
TALIESIN: 11.
MATT: 11 does not succeed. You suffer 14 points of
acid damage as another stream blasts into your
back and shoulder, burning through your flesh, and
the side of your face begins to pull away and
smoke. Back here, this one is going to shoot in a
stream that hits Beau, Caleb, and the horse. I
need you to–
LIAM: Can I use my natural 20 now?
MARISHA: Dex saves?
MATT: Dex save, yes.