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(cheering) |
TALIESIN: Oh! This is cool. |
MATT: You teleport through campaigns. You’re |
somehow in campaign one. |
SAM: Great. Ooh. |
MATT: All right. That finishes Nott’s turn. |
SAM: It’s not as emotionally deep as this one. |
TALIESIN: Give it time, give it time. |
MATT: All right. |
TALIESIN: Nice patronus, by the way. |
LIAM: Time travel too far. |
SAM: Yep. |
MATT: So it’s now that guy’s turn. Currently |
surrounded by Beaus– |
TALIESIN: Too many Beaus. |
MATT: Too many Beaus. It’s going to go ahead and |
see if it can gather which one is the real threat. |
Rolls a natural 19. So even with its low |
intelligence, it can discern the nature of which– |
TALIESIN: That palette swap’s terrible. |
(laughter) |
MATT: Really? Puce? It’s going to go ahead and |
make a bite attack towards you, Beau. |
MARISHA: Okay. |
MATT: That is going to be a 12 to hit? |
MARISHA: Miss. |
MATT: Yeah. It just reaches out with its pincers. |
You manage to go ahead and duck out of the side |
and slam your bo into it, causing it to just |
completely miss you. It rears back. It does not |
regain its acid spray and that’s its turn. |
SAM: Wow. That’s great. |
MATT: Both horses just go running off the board |
into the fray. Or away from the fray. |
TALIESIN: We have oats, they’ll come back. |
SAM: Maybe. |
MATT: All right, that brings us to Keg. |
ASHLY: Can I get there with the 25 feet speed? |
MATT: You can. |
ASHLY: Delightful. I’m going to smack him. |
SAM: Nope. |
ASHLY: I won’t smack him. I’ll try again to smack |
him. |
SAM: Ooh. |
ASHLY: I will smack him. And then I’m going to do |
nine damage to that boy. |
MATT: Nine damage to that one. |
ASHLY: As a bonus action, I’ll smack him again. I |
will smack him, and then I’ll smack him one more |
time, and that’s going to be seven damage. |
MATT: Seven points of damage. The first one swings |
wide, no impact. The second one slams as a |
backhand into its armor, causing it to crack. |
Using that opening, you pull back with your |
battleaxe and jam it into the wound, carving in |
deeper. It’s looking pretty hurt, but it’s still |
standing. Anything else you wanted to do in your |
turn? |
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