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Keg are both there clamoring on two sides of it, |
the image of yourself on the opposite end, what do |
you want to do? |
MARISHA: As I see Keg bash it in a little bit of |
its insect armor, I take my staff and I get up |
under its exoskeleton and I start prying it off |
and I punch it to death. |
MATT: As you crowbar off a large part of its |
exterior insectoid armor skeleton, it exposes this |
horrible yellowish, sinewy muscle interior as all |
the striations are pulling off of the armor. As |
it’s exposed, it tries to go in to protect itself, |
but you’re too quick, and you zero in and plunge |
your fist into its body as it falls to the ground |
with a horrible sucking, guttural, slimy death and |
pull it out. |
TALIESIN: If you squeeze and twist, you can make |
it stand up again and you can make the arms move. |
MATT: Technically– |
LIAM: (singing) Hello my baby! |
ASHLY: You guys nasty, I like it. |
MARISHA: Does anybody have a Wet-Nap? |
TALIESIN: Use the ground. |
SAM: I’m going to take off running after the |
horses to see if I can catch up with them. |
MATT: Okay. |
MARISHA: Please check on Water Closet! |
TALIESIN: This is a dead horse or can it be |
revived? |
MATT: You can go ahead and make a medicine check. |
TALIESIN: I’m going to make a medicine check for |
my horse. |
LIAM: Does it have Jester’s shield on it? |
SAM: Didn’t we leave the shield? |
MATT: No, the shield was strapped onto one of the |
horses. |
TALIESIN: My medicine check is nine. |
MATT: You’re not sure but it looks dire. |
ASHLY: Can I check? |
MATT: Sure, if you want to go ahead and step up to |
the horse. Make a medicine check. |
ASHLY: 13? |
MATT: Unless this horse gets some serious |
treatment, it’s done. |
LIAM: It’s suffering, put it down. |
ASHLY: I take my axe and I slam it down on its |
neck. |
MATT: Instantly mercy killed. |
TALIESIN: Neigh. |
MATT: Nott, you do manage to catch up to the other |
horses. They didn’t go full sprint into infinity. |
They slowed down and once they got a safe distance |
from the action– you manage to recover two of |
them. There’s still your horse by the house; you |
still have three horses. |
MARISHA: Check Water Closet. |
SAM: John, Crapper, and Toilet. Water Closet’s |
dead. |
MARISHA: Oh, he’s very dead. |
MATT: You can go check. |
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