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TALIESIN: Water Closet is possibly new pocket
jerky at this point.
SAM: We can go check Water Closet I guess?
MATT: Go ahead and make a medicine check as you
approach.
SAM: That would be a three.
MATT: Water Closet looks not long for this world.
SAM: I’m going to try to cut out the tongue. Maybe
that’s something I can eat later.
MATT: Okay. Water Closet is still technically
holding onto life.
SAM: Ugh. I don’t know that.
MATT: No. Water Closet’s final horrible moment is
its riders cutting its tongue out.
SAM: (sobbing)
ASHLY: Why do you hang out with this guy– lady.
MARISHA: He came up with this one; they were a
package deal.
ASHLY: Why do you hang out with it?
LIAM: She is extremely useful.
ASHLY: At cutting out horse tongues?
SAM: (eating noises)
LIAM: Among other things, yeah.
ASHLY: That’s the most fucked-up shit I’ve ever
seen, and I grew up in Shadycreek Run.
MARISHA: We have three horses, and there’s five of
us.
MATT: Correct.
MARISHA: Can we double up?
MATT: It’s possible.
MARISHA: Nott doubles up with Caleb.
SAM: Maybe the two smalls should–
ASHLY: I’m not going on a horse with her.
SAM: What? I’ve bonded with its essence now.
ASHLY: I’m not going on a horse with her!
TALIESIN: Keg can ride with me, this is not a
problem. If you want.
ASHLY: Yeah, that’s fine.
SAM: I’ve got the booze.
ASHLY: You know, for the first time in my life,
I’m willing to sacrifice booze–
LIAM: Scared straight.
ASHLY: Scared straight. You can take that shit on
the road.
TALIESIN: You’re already taking a good hard look
at your decisions. This is good.
MATT: As you guys begin to try and work out your
arrangements and the horses, unfortunately, due to
the heavy nature of your armor and the broad form
and heavy body of Keg, it looks like you won’t be
able to fit Keg and one other individual on a
horse. But there are other combinations that might work.
MARISHA: Nott, team up with Caleb.
TALIESIN: I’ll ride with you then.
SAM: Would that work?
TALIESIN: You get your own horse.
ASHLY: Ay.