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SUMALEE: What?
LIAM: Whatever you want, Sumalee!
SUMALEE: I don’t know!
LIAM: I’m being a nerd. Have fun!
SUMALEE: Yes, okay. I place my Bear Spirit Totem.
MATT: Okay, so you’re taking the totem.
SUMALEE: This will protect anyone who comes within
30 feet of it.
MATT: For the next minute, yes.
SUMALEE: Oh gosh. All right. Okay, she grabs her
smell bag real quick. Hold on!
MATT: Your choice.
SUMALEE: I’m going to save it until next time.
MATT: Okay. Since I actually skipped over Phil’s
turn, Phil’s going to, out of retribution for the
attack, swing towards you, Nila, having had no
luck against you, and having not even wanting to
touch this weird dwarven blur that’s just
destroyed his friend. He’s going to swing
towards you with the blade. That’s going to be a
14? What’s your armor class?
SUMALEE: 15.
MATT: 15? Your shield deflects it off the side. No
impact. All right. Phil’s accepting his fate.
Nott, you’re up.
SAM: Oh boy. Me against a barbarian? Has she
turned to–
ASHLY: Run for sure.
SAM: To see me?
LIAM: No. Stab and disengage.
MATT: She has noticed you, yes.
SAM: Okay.
MATT: She used her turn to move and dash, so had
no action yet. But went up against the front door,
hearing the sound from outside, and then turned
and just focused on you.
SAM: Fuck. I will– Keg is what?
LIAM: Keg is right there to the bad guy. Am I
mistaken?
SAM: Oh, fuck that guy.
LIAM: But I mean, sneak attack damage–
SAM: He’s got like two hit points. Fuck that guy.
I’m going to try to disable the giant, larger
threat than Phil, which probably won’t work, but
it’s worth a shot. I will point at the barbarian
and say: Oi, I’m thinking of removing my spine
because it’s only holding me back! I will cast
Hideous Laughter on the giant thing.
MATT: Okay.
SAM: 14.
MATT: 14 wisdom saving throw. That’s a natural
six. Falls prone.
SAM: Yes!
ASHLY: She’s prone!
SAM: I took out the barbarian, guys.
MARISHA: Well, she’s prone.
LIAM: I didn’t even see the miniature beyond the
door. I didn’t know she was there.