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SUMALEE: What? |
LIAM: Whatever you want, Sumalee! |
SUMALEE: I don’t know! |
LIAM: I’m being a nerd. Have fun! |
SUMALEE: Yes, okay. I place my Bear Spirit Totem. |
MATT: Okay, so you’re taking the totem. |
SUMALEE: This will protect anyone who comes within |
30 feet of it. |
MATT: For the next minute, yes. |
SUMALEE: Oh gosh. All right. Okay, she grabs her |
smell bag real quick. Hold on! |
MATT: Your choice. |
SUMALEE: I’m going to save it until next time. |
MATT: Okay. Since I actually skipped over Phil’s |
turn, Phil’s going to, out of retribution for the |
attack, swing towards you, Nila, having had no |
luck against you, and having not even wanting to |
touch this weird dwarven blur that’s just |
destroyed his friend. He’s going to swing |
towards you with the blade. That’s going to be a |
14? What’s your armor class? |
SUMALEE: 15. |
MATT: 15? Your shield deflects it off the side. No |
impact. All right. Phil’s accepting his fate. |
Nott, you’re up. |
SAM: Oh boy. Me against a barbarian? Has she |
turned to– |
ASHLY: Run for sure. |
SAM: To see me? |
LIAM: No. Stab and disengage. |
MATT: She has noticed you, yes. |
SAM: Okay. |
MATT: She used her turn to move and dash, so had |
no action yet. But went up against the front door, |
hearing the sound from outside, and then turned |
and just focused on you. |
SAM: Fuck. I will– Keg is what? |
LIAM: Keg is right there to the bad guy. Am I |
mistaken? |
SAM: Oh, fuck that guy. |
LIAM: But I mean, sneak attack damage– |
SAM: He’s got like two hit points. Fuck that guy. |
I’m going to try to disable the giant, larger |
threat than Phil, which probably won’t work, but |
it’s worth a shot. I will point at the barbarian |
and say: Oi, I’m thinking of removing my spine |
because it’s only holding me back! I will cast |
Hideous Laughter on the giant thing. |
MATT: Okay. |
SAM: 14. |
MATT: 14 wisdom saving throw. That’s a natural |
six. Falls prone. |
SAM: Yes! |
ASHLY: She’s prone! |
SAM: I took out the barbarian, guys. |
MARISHA: Well, she’s prone. |
LIAM: I didn’t even see the miniature beyond the |
door. I didn’t know she was there. |
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