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TRAVIS: I do. You can trust us. You’re safe here.
I’m concerned with what happens with Jester and
Beau. I think, amongst all of us, we should be
fine.
LIAM: Let’s make it work.
TRAVIS: We’ll make it work.
SAM: Fjord, something in me says that, for some
reason, you should be the one who tells the horses
and wagon to go.
(laughter)
SAM: It just seems– you’re the biggest, maybe?
TRAVIS: That is mighty considerate of you, Nott.
Are you sure you don’t want to take a crack at it?
SAM: I could take a crack at it. The wagons be
hitched, hee-haw.
TRAVIS: Use your diaphragm. Really get a yee-haw,
get in there.
SAM: Saddle up your doggies, hee-haw.
TRAVIS: One more time, on the count of three. One,
two, three. On three, I push his chest in.
SAM: Yee-haw!
MATT: All right. With that, her vocal expulsion is
majestic and sudden. Make an animal handling check
with advantage, please.
SAM: With advantage? Six. I’m still a scary
goblin.
MATT: The sound that comes out is less of a
“Yee-haw,” and more of a screech sound. The horse
immediately rises up and goes into a very heavy
gallop, and the cart takes off ahead of you, and
you all struggle to catch up for a bit. With that,
you guys quickly try and saunter up, heading
northward along the road towards the direction of
Alfield, and eventually Zadash, as you head
further into the Dwendalian Empire, and whatever
fate has in store for you the next leg of your
journey. We’ll stop tonight’s session there.
SAM: Ashley Johnson, ladies and gentlemen.
LIAM: Yee-haw.
ALL: Yee-haw.
TRAVIS: Well, we committed felonies and mail
fraud. That’s good.
TALIESIN: Quite a few. Got into a bar fight.
LAURA: We skipped town without paying our inn
fees.
SAM: We bought drugs.
TRAVIS: We bought a little bit of mold.
MATT: You paid your inn fee.
LAURA: We did pay on the way in. I did pay for a
few days when we got in. I guess that is probably enough.
LIAM: Oh my gosh, and Sneaky McSneakerson over
here. Oh boy.
SAM: Oh, yeah. Who knows what Marisha did while we
were out there?
TRAVIS: Yeah, we got to go back and not watch that
later.
MARISHA: Like the three rules of Fight Club.
MATT: You guys are all level three when you come
back next week.
(cheering)
TRAVIS: Oh god, we got to shop. We got to book