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TRAVIS: I do. You can trust us. You’re safe here. |
I’m concerned with what happens with Jester and |
Beau. I think, amongst all of us, we should be |
fine. |
LIAM: Let’s make it work. |
TRAVIS: We’ll make it work. |
SAM: Fjord, something in me says that, for some |
reason, you should be the one who tells the horses |
and wagon to go. |
(laughter) |
SAM: It just seems– you’re the biggest, maybe? |
TRAVIS: That is mighty considerate of you, Nott. |
Are you sure you don’t want to take a crack at it? |
SAM: I could take a crack at it. The wagons be |
hitched, hee-haw. |
TRAVIS: Use your diaphragm. Really get a yee-haw, |
get in there. |
SAM: Saddle up your doggies, hee-haw. |
TRAVIS: One more time, on the count of three. One, |
two, three. On three, I push his chest in. |
SAM: Yee-haw! |
MATT: All right. With that, her vocal expulsion is |
majestic and sudden. Make an animal handling check |
with advantage, please. |
SAM: With advantage? Six. I’m still a scary |
goblin. |
MATT: The sound that comes out is less of a |
“Yee-haw,” and more of a screech sound. The horse |
immediately rises up and goes into a very heavy |
gallop, and the cart takes off ahead of you, and |
you all struggle to catch up for a bit. With that, |
you guys quickly try and saunter up, heading |
northward along the road towards the direction of |
Alfield, and eventually Zadash, as you head |
further into the Dwendalian Empire, and whatever |
fate has in store for you the next leg of your |
journey. We’ll stop tonight’s session there. |
SAM: Ashley Johnson, ladies and gentlemen. |
LIAM: Yee-haw. |
ALL: Yee-haw. |
TRAVIS: Well, we committed felonies and mail |
fraud. That’s good. |
TALIESIN: Quite a few. Got into a bar fight. |
LAURA: We skipped town without paying our inn |
fees. |
SAM: We bought drugs. |
TRAVIS: We bought a little bit of mold. |
MATT: You paid your inn fee. |
LAURA: We did pay on the way in. I did pay for a |
few days when we got in. I guess that is probably enough. |
LIAM: Oh my gosh, and Sneaky McSneakerson over |
here. Oh boy. |
SAM: Oh, yeah. Who knows what Marisha did while we |
were out there? |
TRAVIS: Yeah, we got to go back and not watch that |
later. |
MARISHA: Like the three rules of Fight Club. |
MATT: You guys are all level three when you come |
back next week. |
(cheering) |
TRAVIS: Oh god, we got to shop. We got to book |
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